Waylon doesn’t get enough love anymore so seeing Batsie give him a week off from the cesspit that he lives in and the sewers (HA!), really brings me some closure over the two’s relationship over the years.
@@Agentname69 I don't know if red panda based it on this, but that's literally what Christopher Lee said in filming of lord of the rings, that "stabbed man wouldn't sound like that", he also served as an agent..with Ian Fleming, the writer of James Bond.
Bats: WADE IS THAT A BABY baby (deep man voice): baby noises irs guy: who do you think you are hanging up on the irs? bats: i’m batman irs guy: being a furry is no excuse
Or pull what Injustice!Batman did and bring in her alternate self that still has morals and principals and DOESN'T take advantage of one of her best friends' lowest moment to manipulate him into a romantic relationship like two seconds after his wife was murdered. OG Wonder Woman was NOT impressed and kicked the shit out of herself. lol
10:16 I always paid attention to Batman whenever I'm watching this but I just caught the others voice lol *"Son of a bitch! ... Story line just started making sense again!"*
Head canon that Ian Flemming intentionly writes jabs into his books to piss of Alfred cause they did secret service work together Shit those contingency plans killed me
5:11 Okay, who's ready for some cross-fandom crackpot theorizing?? Okay, so, I'm sure everyone is familiar with the theory that "James Bond" is a codename, passed down by British spies of the highest ability, right? We also know that Alfred Pennyworth served a stint as a high-level operative for the British. Case and point? Alfred Pennyworth is a retired James Bond.
My dad does a similar thing to that Alfred headcanon. In gunfights, he’ll count the shots fired and will scoff if they fire more rounds then they can hold or will wait for the finally round to be used
Riddler: Could *i be one of your greatest enemies?* Batman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You serious?
Despite the fact that it's Panda talking to himself, the All I Want for Christmas is You bit with Batman and Catwoman is adorable and I wanna see that be actually reenacted.
Will the Wile E. Coyote paint tunnel on side of a cliff trick really work on Mr "I can phase through rocks"? Because I can see that playing out exactly the way it does with Road Runner: "BEEP! BEEP!" (RUNS THROUGH IT LIKE IT ISN'T EVEN THERE)
I just want to say that people have actually tried shooting batman in the mouth. It just doesn't work. Batman has this superpower called "seeing faster." Like captain america. So basically someone shoots at him. He looks at the bullet. Thinks "Really bitch." And then he just raises his arm and blocks the bullet.
@@hannahfanning9585 Yeah. He is strong enough to knock out people with superhuman durability. He is fast enough to react to wonder woman, supergirl and kid flash. And he is tough enough to survive attacks from superhumans and being thrown through a wall by wonder woman without his batsuit.
@@hannahfanning9585 No. They're not really superpowers. They just have him do that cause he's Batman. The whole point is that he's just a human. A human at peak physical and mental conditioning, but still just human.
Those Batman contingency plans feel like the ones he'd make up for fun and semipurposfully have the Justice League find them on April 1st and just sit back with a smile as they listen to these
I'm sure a couple of them would either laugh knowing it's a joke or at the contingency plans for others, get angry at bats for even making these plans, or be concerned that he was drunk or sleep deprived while making them
@@newtonianlaw3249 More than likely… I admire the persistence but he usually comes off as a self righteous jerk, so when he gets his bell rung, it’s on him.
Joker, annoyed: You know what they call a mashed, roast, bird? Batman, excited: What?! Joker: A Jason! lol It sounds really bad but anything about Jason's death never fails to make me happy. He's my favorite character and I love to watch him suffer.
Ooh! Can anyone help me, I actually didn't catch who Bruce was talking to in that skit, does anyone know who it was? Was it Kara like that one skit before? Edit: never mind I got who it is
If Harley is getting tattoo removal, I hope it's post-breakup and she's getting rid of all the cringey "couple" tattoos related to Joker. I know it's Canon for her to be so codependent on him for the first bit, but I was happy to see her working on modding those in BoP. On that note, I'm planning on getting her checked wrist piece 😁
Hey, so i know you already have a bunch of merch and stuff, but I think something saying " 'James Bond wishes he was me.' -Alfred Pennyworth" would be freaking awesome
5:06 what's hilarious is Iirc James Bond is based off Sir Christopher Lee, so you have Alfred saying he's better than the man who dated the princess of Sweden, started a band based on Charlamagne who he is a direct descendant of, and played both Count Dooku and Sarumon
has there ever been a scene in comics history where a ton a villains just go to eat somewhere and the love the owner so much that they break out of prison all over the world just to attend a funeral in the Owner of said place to eat honor and plan revenge on the killers?
Dude I’ve watched your content since (almost) the beginning of all the Batman related skits and every time I watched your page grow and grow it made me so happy you got what you deserved, keep up the awesome work man🤙🏻🤙🏻
Loving these skits, Panda!! I’ve been binging them on repeat all day! Curious, would you ever do one involving DC’s magical community? Would love to see a sketch with Zatanna, Johnny Constantine, or even the Phantom Stranger! P.S.- Concept; Alfred & Red Hood talking about their favorite gun models, since they’re the only ones in the Batfamily who are allowed. (Jason unofficially)
Honestly, if Cassandra attacked the same guy twice with no apparent explanation I'd start investigating that guy
Good point
Immediately send Tim to do a deep background search on that guy…..something’s off about him
Tim could probably search the background so deep he hit oil
@@kellyntaylor8184 oil no. a parallel Universe yes
@@ivarramirezpaulsen8212 yes
Batman: *draws glasses on Superman as a joke*
Batman 5 seconds later: wait a fuckin minute
this is actually probably how he found out too🤣🤣
The one about shooting Bats in the mouth has serious "We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate" aesthetic
I love that vine so much. This is brilliant
I thought I was the only one that thought of the same thing, glad to see I wasn't the only one now
It seems so obvious! But it's like, actually very hard to do? So I don't imagine a random goon could pull it off. But anyone can get lucky.
‘We shot him in the mouth because half his face was exposed and he wouldn’t shut up’ Fr
Except Steve likes that meme but Joker comes after you
No line will be more powerful than “Wily coyote was on to something he was just a bitch for not trying twice”
Yes. I agree fully
@@The_Arachnid_dudeyt Same
Bruce: adopts kids
Damian: adopts animals
Coincidence I think not!!!!!
I will never get tired of Damian only being shown from the eyes up
It would be funny if Batman just acted like a annoyed, tired father to all the criminals he's fought.
Yah
Id love to see Clayface or Harley Reactions.....MAYBE Harley's pet hyena get scolded by Batman!!!
"no one in Florida's going to think it's odd to see a giant crocodile swimming around"
I mean, he's not wrong
As a Florida resident I mean yea honestly I wouldn't think Harley Quinn or poison Ivy would be that suspect ethier
Flordia people in comics would kick Crocs ass
@@supernovavoidking6169"guess we getting some croc jerky."
They'd no doubt welcome him to the next barbeque@@supernovavoidking6169
He could go to Burundi and get mistaken for that MASIVE killer crocodile named Gustav, I don’t think anyone would notice
I'm too tired, Batman letting Killer Kroc go to Florida hit me right in the feels
😂🤣
as if we would notice!
"huge croc"
"yeah"
"great another one"
Waylon doesn’t get enough love anymore so seeing Batsie give him a week off from the cesspit that he lives in and the sewers (HA!), really brings me some closure over the two’s relationship over the years.
I love Alfred watching James Bond movies. "Bond wishes he was me!" lmao
Alfred is the GOAT
Well it’s just the truth, Alfred is 100 times better at his job than Bond
Let's be honest Alfred is right
Now that is not what a stabbed man sounds like, that's what killed me😝😇
@@Agentname69 I don't know if red panda based it on this, but that's literally what Christopher Lee said in filming of lord of the rings, that "stabbed man wouldn't sound like that", he also served as an agent..with Ian Fleming, the writer of James Bond.
Bats: WADE IS THAT A BABY
baby (deep man voice): baby noises
irs guy: who do you think you are hanging up on the irs?
bats: i’m batman
irs guy: being a furry is no excuse
"Codename Step On Me, god I have issues"
"Bond wishes he was me."
Knowing how he is in the books, definetly.
the movie one most propably too.
I love WonderWoman's contingency in the actual comics. Just make her imagine fighting herself until she dies of exhaustion
Or pull what Injustice!Batman did and bring in her alternate self that still has morals and principals and DOESN'T take advantage of one of her best friends' lowest moment to manipulate him into a romantic relationship like two seconds after his wife was murdered. OG Wonder Woman was NOT impressed and kicked the shit out of herself. lol
10:20 “Somebody punched the universe so hard that it broke again.” Got me laughing so hard. 😂😂😂
Joker "What do you call a mashed, roast bird. A Jason" 😆😆
10:16 I always paid attention to Batman whenever I'm watching this but I just caught the others voice lol
*"Son of a bitch! ... Story line just started making sense again!"*
Head canon that Ian Flemming intentionly writes jabs into his books to piss of Alfred cause they did secret service work together
Shit those contingency plans killed me
The fact the baby had such a low voice when he said “baby noises…” was just so hilarious to me rn.
"Code name: Step on me."
Fuck this is great. I love how it's just 'Run'
"Bond wishes he was me" 🤣🤣
5:11 Okay, who's ready for some cross-fandom crackpot theorizing?? Okay, so, I'm sure everyone is familiar with the theory that "James Bond" is a codename, passed down by British spies of the highest ability, right?
We also know that Alfred Pennyworth served a stint as a high-level operative for the British.
Case and point? Alfred Pennyworth is a retired James Bond.
Yesssss!!!
Canon
This is now Canon and no one can tell me otherwise!
The greatest thing about this is Catwoman's "All I Want For Christmas"
Not me expecting Joker to sing it instead lmao
Fun fact everyone: Killer Croc and the Nightwing villain known as ORCA are married.
I thought she was dead and either Croc or King Shark was found eating her corpse?
I think that was just in Injustice
Only in the Injustice Universe, but is a cool idea none the less
That is oddly sweet
Not the injustice one though that's fucked
My dad does a similar thing to that Alfred headcanon. In gunfights, he’ll count the shots fired and will scoff if they fire more rounds then they can hold or will wait for the finally round to be used
I love how spidey is Robin No 8. It just makes me happy for some reason.
Riddler: Could *i be one of your greatest enemies?*
Batman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You serious?
Lmao I caught that reference
The Clark Kent without glasses=Superman thing only works if Clark is the only 6ft tall guy with black hair in all of Metropolis.
Contingency 1. The sunflower is angry
Batman's tired dad voice is the GREATEST
I hate myself for laughing at "Nightwing man'
Also "That's not what a stabbed man sounds like" killed me
Okay but the tired Dad Batman bit is so funny and fits so well with the characters. He could and he would totally do that
Despite the fact that it's Panda talking to himself, the All I Want for Christmas is You bit with Batman and Catwoman is adorable and I wanna see that be actually reenacted.
Goon: why don't we just shoot them in the mouth!
Batgirl/Black Bat(Cassandra Cain):
Goon: That one is smart
Deepest possible voice
“Baby noises”
I love how batman says"I listen to the riddler try to tell a joke nothing hurts me anymore." Batman is a Savage. #savage
I'm really going to enjoy being able to rewatch these with a little more control than tiktok allows
Ok the bat dad voice might actually work on the right villain.
Why the joker was first villain to come off my mind?
@@roseoliveira6709 funny because it probably wouldn't work on him.
@@shadow_shine3578 i don't know, with how obsessed joker is with making batman lose it, batman stoping getting mad at him would REALLY piss him off
@@roseoliveira6709 ohh, yeah maybe
Like Riddler in most universes. Maybe not the one from the latest Batman movie, but most cartoon ones would probably hang their heads in shame
Will the Wile E. Coyote paint tunnel on side of a cliff trick really work on Mr "I can phase through rocks"?
Because I can see that playing out exactly the way it does with Road Runner: "BEEP! BEEP!" (RUNS THROUGH IT LIKE IT ISN'T EVEN THERE)
To beat cyborg just use tims search history
Oh my god the Agamemnon contingencies had me dying of laughter
Alfred personally knowing James Bond makes sense.
2:59 When Batman accidentally uses his Exhausted Dad™ voice.
If you ever write and publish a comic series I would gladly buy and read of all them cause you're hilarious 😂
What title would spell out “What if Batman tried being a decent person to his villains to help rehab” but with less words?
@@snoringtitan3445 Batman: Earth -1
@@snoringtitan3445 originally, that's the core of batman's character but ofc DC had to f shit up
I just want to say that people have actually tried shooting batman in the mouth.
It just doesn't work.
Batman has this superpower called "seeing faster." Like captain america.
So basically someone shoots at him. He looks at the bullet.
Thinks "Really bitch." And then he just raises his arm and blocks the bullet.
Batman has legit superpowers?
@@hannahfanning9585 Yeah. He is strong enough to knock out people with superhuman durability.
He is fast enough to react to wonder woman, supergirl and kid flash.
And he is tough enough to survive attacks from superhumans and being thrown through a wall by wonder woman without his batsuit.
@@hannahfanning9585 No. They're not really superpowers. They just have him do that cause he's Batman. The whole point is that he's just a human. A human at peak physical and mental conditioning, but still just human.
It's not that he's moving faster than a bullet, he's just moving faster than the thug can pull the trigger.
@@margaretconnor5623 He is completely superhuman
Those Batman contingency plans feel like the ones he'd make up for fun and semipurposfully have the Justice League find them on April 1st and just sit back with a smile as they listen to these
I'm sure a couple of them would either laugh knowing it's a joke or at the contingency plans for others, get angry at bats for even making these plans, or be concerned that he was drunk or sleep deprived while making them
"Tie their shoe laces together or paint a tunnel on a side of a rock."
this is my life now.
i found some skits, i watched a video or three.... now i'm binging through the entire channel and cannot stop.
lol same
14:51
That research was probably Batman repeatedly knocking Guy Gardner on his ass.
I would like to state…. Guy had probably earned getting his shit rocked
@@newtonianlaw3249
More than likely…
I admire the persistence but he usually comes off as a self righteous jerk, so when he gets his bell rung, it’s on him.
Joker, annoyed: You know what they call a mashed, roast, bird?
Batman, excited: What?!
Joker: A Jason!
lol
It sounds really bad but anything about Jason's death never fails to make me happy. He's my favorite character and I love to watch him suffer.
1:30 Joker looks like he is a tired dad trying to shut his kid up of someone who heard something one to many times
I'm forever thankful for Tumblr for introducing this guy to me so I can watch his skits
The riddler one where he breaks into Batman’s home…IM DYING FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!
"Go to Tim's bedroom for Conner maybe go to Damian for Jon."
Me: *Screeches*
My sister: They're good friends-
Me: i SHiP!11!!
I mean there's so much sexual tension between Tim and Kon and I really understood why fans ship them. Just let them be together DC! Come on!
I can’t relate more
Ooh! Can anyone help me, I actually didn't catch who Bruce was talking to in that skit, does anyone know who it was? Was it Kara like that one skit before?
Edit: never mind I got who it is
Their is a bi guy in both relationships
@@shiladjauhari7961 Cassandra cain aka orphan or batgirl
12:06 He was making that skit with gum in his mouth. I paused it perfectly.
Interesting fact about Bond, the author of the books of which he is based on the main character is based on his brother
10:56 "baby noises" 🤣
God this compilation made me laugh so hard, especially the Speed Force joke about the West family
*Baby noises* still makes me ugly laugh.
*When you get the "Elton John wedding present" joke* .....Oh god
Please enlighten me
If Harley is getting tattoo removal, I hope it's post-breakup and she's getting rid of all the cringey "couple" tattoos related to Joker. I know it's Canon for her to be so codependent on him for the first bit, but I was happy to see her working on modding those in BoP.
On that note, I'm planning on getting her checked wrist piece 😁
I love how I have seen every one of these when they were new because I have been on his tik tok since the first Jojo video
I really love the intro and I can't wait for the Tim Test ™️ compilation vid!!
Hey, so i know you already have a bunch of merch and stuff, but I think something saying " 'James Bond wishes he was me.' -Alfred Pennyworth" would be freaking awesome
Honestly The Riddler would probably be the easiest villain to rehabilitate. Just put in charge of making escape rooms
Could you imagine if batman used the "im not mad I'm just disapointed" line on all criminals
Oh the crime will either slow down or completely stop-
Panda, you may have thought no one would get the "wedding present" joke, but I did, and I nearly choked on my drink laughing.
Alfred: Bond wishes he was me!
He probably does Alfred, he probably does
5:06 what's hilarious is Iirc James Bond is based off Sir Christopher Lee, so you have Alfred saying he's better than the man who dated the princess of Sweden, started a band based on Charlamagne who he is a direct descendant of, and played both Count Dooku and Sarumon
*very deep voice*: b a b y n o i s e s
Soldier butler!! Ninja kids! I love it. 😅😅😂😂
has there ever been a scene in comics history where a ton a villains just go to eat somewhere and the love the owner so much that they break out of prison all over the world just to attend a funeral in the Owner of said place to eat honor and plan revenge on the killers?
That'd be rather wholesome and batman just lets it happen because him and the robins also loved the place
I have watched every single one of these videos 500 times it’s amazing I haven’t died because these are the only things I’m watching
Jeez man, you didn't have to do Cyborg THAT dirty!
Alfred: Bond wishes he was me!
Me: Dude, everyone wishes they were you.
“For Both hawk man and hawk woman give colonel sanders a call”
at 3:22 the only issue I have with this is that Alfred definitely does not allow them to be at the table in costume
Alfred knows James Bond, adding that to my official headcanon
Batman telling Joker bad dad jokes would be the fastest way to get Joker to retire.
Batman doing the disappointed bit is exactly how The Flash treats street level criminals.
2:08 Joker why I literally cringed with pain
I would love to see a comic or something showing the Bat Family reacting to these skits.
the tired dad one omg xD
Dude I’ve watched your content since (almost) the beginning of all the Batman related skits and every time I watched your page grow and grow it made me so happy you got what you deserved, keep up the awesome work man🤙🏻🤙🏻
These are so SO much more convenient than fishing through your old tiktoks. Thanks 🐼🔴
I love how I can watch all of these at once.
Are we really just not gonna talk about that THE Batman starting singing Mariah Carey with Catwoman?
The contingency plans tho🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fekkin thrilled that you've got these up in a playlist now!
I have found a new time suck, and also a way to smile until my face hurts.
Catwoman singing Santa baby cuz Eartha kit played her one time and-
Adult Man should be how villains refer to Alfred
But can you IMAGINE a batman movie where Alfred is played by Christopher Lee though. I would lose my actual mind
I came back here every other day, every entertaining content
this man has 4 hours 7 mins and 19 seconds of skits what a legend
Will we get the Robin face offs soon?? 😁
You'd think with all the times the GLs got punched they would just walk around with a constant force field on.
Old bruce is just Damian
These contingency plans are hilarious and I really want you to make proper spoof comics some day 🤣🤣
This is like my millionth time re-watchting this and at I just notice the shirt at 9:50 and it sent me in to a laughter induced asthma attack
Loving these skits, Panda!! I’ve been binging them on repeat all day!
Curious, would you ever do one involving DC’s magical community? Would love to see a sketch with Zatanna, Johnny Constantine, or even the Phantom Stranger!
P.S.- Concept; Alfred & Red Hood talking about their favorite gun models, since they’re the only ones in the Batfamily who are allowed. (Jason unofficially)
7:24
You forgot a line in between “sharing sutch secrets with me” and “Bruce”
I forgot what it was but I know it’s there
“Secrets that are mine alone to know”
Honestly, you make a fair point about nobody killing batman because then joker is 100% gonna ki them