"I just had Flash rip his fucking heart out at the speed of time." "You thought you were the only one with a contingency plan, my guy?" A+ interaction.
In the comics, Bruce buys the daily planet, along with the apartment build Clark lives (and taking Lois Lane out on a date) after Clark finds out his secret identity. Just to let Superman|Clark Kent to know, batman also knows who he is, and that he kinda owns him alittle bit.
@@annamarie1914Fun thought here, this also means when Clark Kent just doesn't show up for weeks or months because of superhero stuff, Bruce can just make sure Clark still gets paid and not fired
@@jayek.9084 Yup. He's like this one neighbor kid you can't get rid, nosy and annoying to a fault until you took him/her in. They do grow on you though
@@comicsgeek4207 yah no alfred beat the shit outa superman. It was hilarious imagery and it also makes sense because if the bat family was on the same strength level of superman pretty much every single one of them could kick his ass.
You know what’s hilarious? I could fully visualize Batman reintroducing the new robin to the world defending Justice League, and right there before Superman, Wonder Woman and the rest of those assholes, Jason Todd goes “Ayo what up?” The look on Superman’s face? *Deep inhale* Priceless.
When I tell you I cried at Lex Luthor face (0:26) it cannot be understated. That MF came in like “Yeah bitch, I can kinda see it.” Had Bruce Wayne shook. 😂
I had a realization while watching this and as a huge Jason Todd fan I don't know what to make of it. Bruce and Clarks relationship feels SO similar to Dick and Jason but Bruce is the Jason of the situation.
@@curiousKuro16 Oh yeah he yoinked from the Batmobile, not just a random Brucie Wayne civilian car. Lil' dude knew those rims could buy him food and shelter for MONTHS.
i love the acting on the pettiness of batman the "I WANT ALL OF THIS MAN'S EARTHLY POSSESSIONS!" and the "well call me J. Jonah fucking Jamison cuz WAYNE TECH NOW HAS A NEWS ROOM!" and "OH HIS PARENTS OWN A FARM? WELL I GUESS I JUST BOUGHT A FUCKING FARM!"
I mean... the entire second skit was basically superhusbands discussing Clark's baby mama dropping their kid off to live with his dad permanently and Clark being not okay with how okay his husband is with it. 😂
“Hi I’m the morbius chair what you wanna” “Italian food give me the recipes” “wha-what I have all the universal knowledge and that’s what you want?” “Do I give a fuck I want to know the pasta knowledge”
“I want to be able to make lasagna on Monday and then make ravioli on Wednesday because I already know how to make spaghetti” ~me to the morbious chair
I completely understand why he chose The Batman Who Laughs. Because that sentence in and of itself is TERRIFYING. Which one is he again? Oh right, he’s the fucking BATMAN WHO LAUGHS.
I feel like people forget that batman is so stealthy that even superman can't detect him. This is without enhancements or anything. So I would say that the most terrifying villain is The Batman Who Laughs. Which is basically Batman but enhanced.
Okay yeah, this is my favorite alternate Superbat dynamic. No more evil Superman, just Batman with intelligence 100 wisdom 0 and Superman with the power of common sense
12:33 I just wanna say that Alfred was a SAS soldier. The SAS is one of the best (arguably THE best) special forces units in the entire world……in other words he went Captain Price on (Injustice) Clark’s muppet ass.
rewatching the "Clark filled in for bruce for a weekend" skit is so funny cause I remember watching that one SPECIFICALLY for the first time on tiktok when it came out and hearing montero in the background and absolutely Losing My Absolute Shit 😂, love ur content man !!!
12:33 in the original comic I wanted that scene to be Alfred taking the pill punching Superman a couple times and then the pill kicks in It wouldn't really make sense but it would be a pretty cool move right
I want to see Superman react to Damian bet bat-dragon Goliath. “You let your son have dragon?!” “Don’t look at me, he already had the dragon when he got here, and I don’t think taking away his one stable connection from his life with his mother would be a good idea for an already unstable child”
It has come to my attention that the only version of superman I like is yours. I've read a lot of comics and watched most of the movies and tv shows, but yours is the only one I've found that makes sense to me
Same here! Also since this is taking place in Justice Hall, there are other Leaguers watching this interaction. I’m imagining Barry and Oliver seeing Clark stroll in with Jon and immediately getting popcorn
16:28 I am sad Stephanie wasn't included, especially given how fucked up and directly abusive Bruce was with her, then again its hard to make that funny.
Okay all of these are master pieces, and as they're done with the intent to parody and have all the knowledge of the source material I enjoy them so much more. The ones that nearly killed me were super alfred (you made that just as awesome as the comic you genius!), Selina and Lois talking biology (you had to have seen the stepen Sjec comic page) and the drunk superman never gets old.
3:28 you know I just realized, Superman and Batman have no killing rules, but you know who doesn’t? Wonder Woman! Im a little curious what would happen if she did it/why she hasn’t. Also 6:00 another answer he could give; what if he has more of those bullets, clark? He could kill my children and then what?
Maybe she's got some alien up the line. That would explain why they had a child together with relative ease. It really should have been incredibly concerning for all parties involved to have an infant with god-like powers and little to no situational awareness in a mortal woman's womb. Although I suppose it's possible that the kid didn't have powers yet because he technically hadn't been exposed the the yellow sun yet. Still, a Kryptonian and a human shouldn't have been genetically compatible enough to produce a child, especially when the much weaker party would be the one carrying the infant to term. And on a semi-related note, given how many calories kryptonians need, that child must have been impossible to feed.
I read the full blurb at the start where Bruce Wayne is apparently batman...errrrrr... Superman.... I only feel slightly called out and I would like to state that Coffee had Water in it....
I just realized that everyone in the batfamily except Cassie, Steph (in purple suit), and Luke could be killed with a gun by just shooting their mouths since those three’s mouths are all covered and I think armored
I can't believe you told the story of Deathstroke trying to kill Superman thinking he's Bruce Wayne and not mention the absolute golden line of "sard borken"
The "how does a normal person react to getting hit by a giant mallet?" Clip is honestly hilarious, I've seen the comic panel before and it's the funniest damn thing
"I just had Flash rip his fucking heart out at the speed of time."
"You thought you were the only one with a contingency plan, my guy?"
A+ interaction.
I want to like this comment but it's at 666 likes and I don't want to ruin it
*bullets start flying*
Batman: oh shit that’s probably Jason!
Superman: the dead one?!?
Funny thing is, Bruce Wayne actually owns The Daily Planet because it's a subsidiary of Wayne Enterprises meaning Bruce fired Clark
In the comics, Bruce buys the daily planet, along with the apartment build Clark lives (and taking Lois Lane out on a date) after Clark finds out his secret identity. Just to let Superman|Clark Kent to know, batman also knows who he is, and that he kinda owns him alittle bit.
Yeah but there are managers still so they probably fired him instead of Bruce himself.
@@annamarie1914 he was so petty for that 😂
@@Anakinvoorhees Bruce owning the planet is probably why they fired him.
@@annamarie1914Fun thought here, this also means when Clark Kent just doesn't show up for weeks or months because of superhero stuff, Bruce can just make sure Clark still gets paid and not fired
Robin:"Kent boy."
Superboy:"Huh."
Robin:"We are now best friends come."
‘Twas my favorite part
"Brucie... baby....batsy..."
Panda definitely knows what he's doing with this superbat title
I was laughing so hard when I saw the title of the vid for exactly that reason
"The marsupial boy what does the chuckling?" this killed me
Same
The Batman who laughs is a full-on sentence. And this is an even funnier one.
Tim Drake basically reverse adopted Bruce Wayne. Lol..
That man said “I was playing real life where’s Waldo, and I won. Pay up.” 😂
@@jayek.9084 Yup. He's like this one neighbor kid you can't get rid, nosy and annoying to a fault until you took him/her in. They do grow on you though
You are my dad you’re my dad boogie woogie woogie
Tim: "hey guy, call Alfred!"
@@GhettoJohnWick LMAO
"he's already a 60 year old with a kryptonite shot gun, and now he's god!!!!!!" - Jason Todd
Time stamp?
@@shukanjani7800 Wasn't part of the video, they just said something and said Jason would say it
“Express adoption, but yeah.” Batman 2021.
Batman stole his girl became his boss, landlord and owner of his parents farm because of pure unrivalled pettiness
@Ghost it wouldn’t surprise me if he tracked down every broken piece of krypton left and made a statue of himself from it
Yup
So does that make superman batman's bitch?
@@zock9827 Considering all that plus Batman is one of two people who own literal tons of kryptonite, I would think so.
dont peek man, s'not worth it, you always lose
Alfred kicking the sh*t out of Injustice Superman is easily one of my favourite comic book moments of all time
wait that actually happened??? I thought he was doing like a*"Wouldn't it be cool if..?"* moment
@@comicsgeek4207 yah no alfred beat the shit outa superman. It was hilarious imagery and it also makes sense because if the bat family was on the same strength level of superman pretty much every single one of them could kick his ass.
@@d2cool165 My life is 70% better now
@@comicsgeek4207 he kicks soops in the face so hard his shoe exploded
Btw I dont think Alfred needed to take the pill to kick the shit out of Superman.
2:58 “There’s 3 Jokers.”
“Say sike right now.”
“What?”
“SAY SIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just the best fucking response
HOW
18:10
"Damien, play with Superboy"
"Yes, Father. Kent boy"
"Huh?"
"We are best friends now. Come.
10:05 the introduction of the scariest character, if it existed in injustice.
I hope it dose.
He just resume the entire Supersons comics lmao
Man I loved the super sons comics I miss Jon being a kid with Damian
that's basecly the wayne/kant dynamics
You know what’s hilarious? I could fully visualize Batman reintroducing the new robin to the world defending Justice League, and right there before Superman, Wonder Woman and the rest of those assholes, Jason Todd goes “Ayo what up?” The look on Superman’s face? *Deep inhale* Priceless.
Bruce:"oh shit that's probably Jason,"
Clark:"THE DEAD ONE!?"
ME: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭
Alfred: *takes the super power pill *
*We’ll be right back*
And that's how Superman died
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"The marsupial boy what does the chuckling"
That kills me everytime I heard it🤣🤣
The silent "krypto" just fuckin got me
No matter what universe we're in, Alfred is the one that everyone needs to fear.
When I tell you I cried at Lex Luthor face (0:26) it cannot be understated. That MF came in like “Yeah bitch, I can kinda see it.” Had Bruce Wayne shook. 😂
To be fair in multiple continuities Bruce and Clark are supposed to look eerily similar.
@@vincenzoditrolio6985 Luthor is aware that batman is Bruce in most continuities and so it's somewhat inaccurate
I had a realization while watching this and as a huge Jason Todd fan I don't know what to make of it. Bruce and Clarks relationship feels SO similar to Dick and Jason but Bruce is the Jason of the situation.
Thanks now I cannot unsee it.
God damn it, I see it, I can't unsee it.
Yknow what? yeah, that tracks. It's actually kind of obvious in hindsight.
Huh, shit you right
Yeah Bruce and Jason have always been more similar than either of them want to admit
“He’s not an action figure Bruce!! You can take the sword from him!”
"You thought you were the only one with contingency plans my guy?" I love it XD
Man the “marsupial what does the chuckling”never fails to make me burst out laughing
I find it funny how Superman makes fun of the Batman who laughs, while being called “the last son of krypton”. 5 words + Superman.
That's a description, he goes by super man. TBWL is goes by The Batman who Laughs
@@chriswhite4408 The Batman Who Laughs is literally a description.
@@thinmintthemonkey2435 no, "last son of Krypton" is a title not a part of his name TBWL's name IS The Batman Who Laughs
To be fair to BWL, what else could you call a Joker Batman? BatJoker? Laughing Bat? CackleBat?
@@ArsxnIV Batmadman, Black Clown, Last Laugh, Order Joker, Prince of Darkness etc.
Personally in my opinion he doesn't give Jason Todd enough credit the batmobile has defensive measures and he bypassed them who else has done that
its possible he didnt bypass them because hes part of the batfamily and you have to switch tires at some point
just realized you meant when he was still homeless and not the birthday skit
Being new to the comics I just sort of thought it was Bruce's regular car? Trying to steal from the batmobile is WAY more ambitious!
@@curiousKuro16 Oh yeah he yoinked from the Batmobile, not just a random Brucie Wayne civilian car. Lil' dude knew those rims could buy him food and shelter for MONTHS.
@@tessabakker662 I assumed that the Bat Mobile had rims that were harder to take off too ahaha.
"kent boy, we are now best friends come." why was that so accurate to how me and my bestie became best friends
As soon as I saw "SUPERMAN (very hungover)" I knew EXACTLY what was coming.
i love the acting on the pettiness of batman the "I WANT ALL OF THIS MAN'S EARTHLY POSSESSIONS!" and the "well call me J. Jonah fucking Jamison cuz WAYNE TECH NOW HAS A NEWS ROOM!" and "OH HIS PARENTS OWN A FARM? WELL I GUESS I JUST BOUGHT A FUCKING FARM!"
"Buddy baby Bruce batsy..."
That's my favorite line
*Bruce should've just asked the chair how to get out of it. Chair should be able to answer that, if it really knows everything XD*
Though "you can't" is still technically a answer
That Super-Alfred was almost like watching if Billy Butcher from The Boys was Alfred. 10/10
I'll be honest I'd pay to see a panda redd spin off of alfred actually being a retired billy butcher.
There's no way Panda named this Super-Bat and didn't know what he was doing
does he know what superbat means
@@littletuli oh he knows.
I mean... the entire second skit was basically superhusbands discussing Clark's baby mama dropping their kid off to live with his dad permanently and Clark being not okay with how okay his husband is with it. 😂
17:53
“Kent”
“Fuckin- yea, what do you want”
“Your dog”
“Bark bark”
“I like him, I’m keeping him”
“Krypto”
The fact that panda kept his Alfred accent and had the superpower’d voice shows his dedication to this acting, fucken love it
“Hi I’m the morbius chair what you wanna” “Italian food give me the recipes” “wha-what I have all the universal knowledge and that’s what you want?” “Do I give a fuck I want to know the pasta knowledge”
“I want to be able to make lasagna on Monday and then make ravioli on Wednesday because I already know how to make spaghetti” ~me to the morbious chair
Why is no one talking about 20:25? That shot is amazing, and so is the "you ruined bruce Wayne's shirt!" Like. It never fails to make me laugh
”YoU GoOo“
"Aand then I flicked him into orbit."
"WHAT."
Hilarious
I completely understand why he chose The Batman Who Laughs. Because that sentence in and of itself is TERRIFYING. Which one is he again? Oh right, he’s the fucking BATMAN WHO LAUGHS.
Batman is already scary but imagine a hybrid of Batman and joker with deadliest armor with little kids dressed like robin
@@thadon5712 yayyyyy! I can finally kill children without getting whammies from my conscience!
Yes, next to "The Superman That Makes Money" or "The Wonder Woman Whom Is A Cat"(!)
@@spider-man8112 really spider-man j Jonah Jamison was righ
@@michaeliv284 or “the silent spiderman” who has literally terrified criminals out of doing crime
I feel like people forget that batman is so stealthy that even superman can't detect him. This is without enhancements or anything. So I would say that the most terrifying villain is The Batman Who Laughs. Which is basically Batman but enhanced.
Okay yeah, this is my favorite alternate Superbat dynamic. No more evil Superman, just Batman with intelligence 100 wisdom 0 and Superman with the power of common sense
I feel so bad for Bruce, the writers can't get their lives together so he just looks so questionable with each passing Robin.
I love how Alex has seen Superman and Bruce Wayne in the same room before, yet he immediately kicks Bruce’s ass because he’s SUSPICIOUS!! 😂
12:33
I just wanna say that Alfred was a SAS soldier.
The SAS is one of the best (arguably THE best) special forces units in the entire world……in other words he went Captain Price on (Injustice) Clark’s muppet ass.
Well that’s gotta hurt like a bitch
Nothing person el kid.
Remember, Alfred does not have a code against killing.
And he keeps a lot of guns hidden in the manor that Bruce would never find them all
The skit about All star Batman and Robin makes you realise how INSANE Frank Miller is and kinda came up with the Dark Knight Returns by accident 😂
Atop The Fourth Wall made me realize that Long Ago. AssBaR is one of many examples.
@@disneydork100don't they repeat "dick Grayson age 12" every single time they say his name in the comics
rewatching the "Clark filled in for bruce for a weekend" skit is so funny cause I remember watching that one SPECIFICALLY for the first time on tiktok when it came out and hearing montero in the background and absolutely Losing My Absolute Shit 😂, love ur content man !!!
12:33 in the original comic I wanted that scene to be Alfred taking the pill punching Superman a couple times and then the pill kicks in It wouldn't really make sense but it would be a pretty cool move right
I want to see Superman react to Damian bet bat-dragon Goliath.
“You let your son have dragon?!”
“Don’t look at me, he already had the dragon when he got here, and I don’t think taking away his one stable connection from his life with his mother would be a good idea for an already unstable child”
"If you paused this to read" holy shit Redd. Thanks for that
I just want him to scroll down so I know what I'm not gonna find...
We all forget Alfred could kick the ass of the entire bat family
"The most dangerous man lives in that house... Batman and robin just live with him" -(panda redd)
"Clone baby made with stolen Dna Without your knowledge or consent" Eh hem Terry McGinnis
It has come to my attention that the only version of superman I like is yours. I've read a lot of comics and watched most of the movies and tv shows, but yours is the only one I've found that makes sense to me
17:55 This was the Tik Tok that introduced me to The Panda Redd’s content and I’ve never looked back.
Same here, glad to be here along for the ride
12:57 for me, and I was hooked
Mine was the first goin to ever get beat up by Robin skit he did
Same here! Also since this is taking place in Justice Hall, there are other Leaguers watching this interaction. I’m imagining Barry and Oliver seeing Clark stroll in with Jon and immediately getting popcorn
The robin roast for me
17:49 Kent your dog I like him and I’m keeping him krypto ☹️
"Express adoption" haha!
"kent boy we are now friends come with me" killed me
Damn it took Clark six months to come an comfort Bruce after Jason's death
Batman: "The Batman who Laughs"
Superman: "by Fall Out Boy"
16:28 I am sad Stephanie wasn't included, especially given how fucked up and directly abusive Bruce was with her, then again its hard to make that funny.
Alfred is the scariest person in the batfam hands down
Okay all of these are master pieces, and as they're done with the intent to parody and have all the knowledge of the source material I enjoy them so much more. The ones that nearly killed me were super alfred (you made that just as awesome as the comic you genius!), Selina and Lois talking biology (you had to have seen the stepen Sjec comic page) and the drunk superman never gets old.
"express adoption" KILLED ME
Your Alfred in the injustice league skit gives off the exact same vibes as the version from Gotham, and I'm here for it 😂
"No ones gonna think that" no Bruce we ALL think that
12:58 I love when the Robins get introduced!
I love how he says that Damian was 'not his fault'. Bruce, you made that one! XD
....he was slightly a little bit maybe raped so not really.
"Bruce, bubby, baby". Why does that tickle me so much XD
I am in love with your version of Alfred and Bat man who laughs. I’m not even acquainted with the actual characters… 😅
Alfred, call the guy.
Panda Redd uploaded again!
8:58 his pinchers do hurt though
What- the fuck why is that your first question?
What's the name of this skit
The Batman who laugh switched the batfams bullet proof cloths for non bullet proof clothes
3:28 you know I just realized, Superman and Batman have no killing rules, but you know who doesn’t? Wonder Woman! Im a little curious what would happen if she did it/why she hasn’t.
Also 6:00 another answer he could give; what if he has more of those bullets, clark? He could kill my children and then what?
20:47 then I might’ve flipped him into orbit you what
Alfred is the best character in dc no facts he just is
Dude, you are a fucking riot and all of these skits have me laughing my ass off consistently.
Half the time when they interact I think Bruce has a piece of pink kryptonite in his belt
"The Marsupial Boy What Does the Chuckling" is my favorite joke.
"The Marsupial Boy What Does The Chuckling"
I always wondered how lois’s pelvis wasn’t broken
Awful bold of you to assume Superman tops
He wouldn't even have to top. An over enthusiastic thrust up could do massive damage.
Maybe she's got some alien up the line. That would explain why they had a child together with relative ease. It really should have been incredibly concerning for all parties involved to have an infant with god-like powers and little to no situational awareness in a mortal woman's womb. Although I suppose it's possible that the kid didn't have powers yet because he technically hadn't been exposed the the yellow sun yet. Still, a Kryptonian and a human shouldn't have been genetically compatible enough to produce a child, especially when the much weaker party would be the one carrying the infant to term. And on a semi-related note, given how many calories kryptonians need, that child must have been impossible to feed.
Sups paid for surgery
After all of this I still have a question…
How his pinus look like?
The Batman Who Laughs.... it’s not the messed up robins on chains??? that’s not the thing that makes B want to stop him????
It’s not even the fact that he actually killed his bat family, and therefore could fucking easily kill B’s bat family?
The marsupial boy what does the chuckling are you f****** kidding me I'm laughing while writing this it's hilarious
The Batman who laughs is the epitome of I tripped into a hot topic and came out looking like this
12:20 nothing worse then a polite butler with super strangth
I'm imaging batman and superman acting out these skits like the sence with the batman who laughs
I read the full blurb at the start where Bruce Wayne is apparently batman...errrrrr... Superman.... I only feel slightly called out and I would like to state that Coffee had Water in it....
I love how Clark is the voice of reason in most of these, but he's completely unhinged regarding Joker or the BWL
This is why nobody listens whenever I said time actually flows backwards.
My favorite thing about the injustice timeline is that Alfred beats the shit outta evil Superman
I just realized that everyone in the batfamily except Cassie, Steph (in purple suit), and Luke could be killed with a gun by just shooting their mouths since those three’s mouths are all covered and I think armored
XD the first one is just PURE gold XD, you're really, REALLY, good with skits
"We are now best friends" is accurate and hilarious
I can't believe you told the story of Deathstroke trying to kill Superman thinking he's Bruce Wayne and not mention the absolute golden line of "sard borken"
"Kent."
"What?"
"YOUR DOG"
*BARK BARK*
Your dog
Bark Bark
I like him I’m keeping him
Oh my- 😂😂
bruce: this is robin-
clark: time to call cps
My only knowledge about any batman Canon comes from this guys tik toks and tumblr memes but honestly that's all I need to have a good time here
I think we should be looking at the fact John won 8:30
LOL "four stolen children." I'm gonna call the robins that from now on.
The "how does a normal person react to getting hit by a giant mallet?" Clip is honestly hilarious, I've seen the comic panel before and it's the funniest damn thing
7:00 at this point He could have just pick a name like the blood bat or something
17:52 For some reason the "Bark, bark" just sends me :D