Batman's Fake News

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @hugzar9797
    @hugzar9797 3 месяца назад +11804

    Fun fact, batman acctualy spreads fake news about his secret identity to confuse people

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON 3 месяца назад +5

      Do the butts match?

    • @patrickm.2155
      @patrickm.2155 3 месяца назад +606

      It's no coincidence that Bruce Wayne rhymes with "news fake"

    • @aleturano1052
      @aleturano1052 3 месяца назад

      Bat misinformation strikes again

    • @Chadius
      @Chadius 3 месяца назад +402

      The Injustice comics... are rough. But Superman just revealing Batman's identity on all social media sites simultaneously was awesome and hilarious.

    • @zoro4661WasTaken
      @zoro4661WasTaken 3 месяца назад +377

      This isn't even a joke, they're not kidding, Batman has canon shitposting feats

  • @lyadhkhorcyclechalai69
    @lyadhkhorcyclechalai69 3 месяца назад +926

    Superman- you're gonna believe everything a computer says?
    Bruce- your planet did

    • @PSIHedgehogChris
      @PSIHedgehogChris 3 месяца назад +188

      Superman: "Yeah, and look what happened to it."

    • @alanbear6505
      @alanbear6505 3 месяца назад +61

      Too soon Bruce, too soon.

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 2 месяца назад +37

      Superman: "YEAH, EXACTLY MY POINT!"

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp Месяц назад +8

      Tbf it was an evil computer. We didn't invent evil computers yet, our own evil still is the main threat.
      Also, we're living the end of Krypton scenario but not nearly as extreme. Just that in the face of a global climate crisis that has already made visible effects, our leaders choose to ignore it for greed.

    • @matthiasneidenberger9471
      @matthiasneidenberger9471 Месяц назад

      @@lyadhkhorcyclechalai69 Superman:
      “Touché.”

  • @Ensani420
    @Ensani420 3 месяца назад +8895

    That Zatanna cameo was used to it’s fullest

    • @khizeryusufzai2185
      @khizeryusufzai2185 3 месяца назад +553

      She actually has a voice actor

    • @DoesEvilAWSHUKThingsGuyCIR-m8d
      @DoesEvilAWSHUKThingsGuyCIR-m8d 3 месяца назад

      DISAGREEABLE
      HINDERING
      OBSTRUCTING
      UNATTRACTIVE
      UGLY
      MALEVOLENT
      DESTRUCTIVE
      INDENCENT
      DISAPPOINTING
      HOSTILE
      HARSH
      BAD
      UNHELPFUL
      COWARDLY
      DISHONEST
      DISHONORABLE
      CRUEL
      UNLOVELY
      HATING
      UNPLEASANT
      UNNOBLE
      PAINFUL
      DISPLEASING
      IMPURE
      WRONG
      WICKED
      DOWNRIGHT
      VICIOUS
      AWFUL
      UNWORTHY
      DECEPTIVE
      MALEVOLENT
      CRUEL
      VILE
      SINISTER
      CORRUPT
      VOICE ACTOR

    • @sora.184
      @sora.184 3 месяца назад +104

      You god dam right 😂

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 месяца назад +216

      ⁠@@khizeryusufzai2185it’s ironic, because her expressions are even more shocked and blank than normal 🤣

    • @Daldi564
      @Daldi564 3 месяца назад +47

      Hope to see her in the future

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 месяца назад +1889

    “You’re gonna change your entire world view based on what the f***ing computer says?”
    Welcome to the future

    • @Rakshael
      @Rakshael 3 месяца назад +36

      ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAAAAAVE

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 3 месяца назад +39

      Twitter in a nutshell.

    • @alexwirtz9780
      @alexwirtz9780 3 месяца назад +22

      The future? That shit is right now!

    • @captaingr00vy40
      @captaingr00vy40 3 месяца назад +1

      🤯

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@RakshaelI get that! And depressingly, we don't have to wait 500 years for that future!

  • @arkthompson9869
    @arkthompson9869 3 месяца назад +5879

    Batman: Clark, Clark they hit the Pentagon!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!

    • @14tth
      @14tth 3 месяца назад +318

      Turn on the tv, any channel, doesn’t matter

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 месяца назад +86

      ​@@14tth
      That smiling friends reference was used to it's fullest.

    • @sadaharuofkagura
      @sadaharuofkagura 3 месяца назад +147

      ​@@Aflay1 OGs will remember it from OnlyPlays

    • @DaneGilly
      @DaneGilly 3 месяца назад +82

      We got a generation divide between Smiling Friends and Oneyplays before we got GTA 6

    • @RoachDogg_JR
      @RoachDogg_JR 3 месяца назад +37

      MOM
      MOM GET IN HERE

  • @Gon_333
    @Gon_333 3 месяца назад +346

    Batman: "aren't we in the 70's?"
    also Batman: *shows a smartphone after a few moments*

    • @ajduong
      @ajduong Месяц назад +35

      It's the Batphone

    • @q.tko5
      @q.tko5 Месяц назад +19

      ​@@ajduongputting "bat" before it doesn't make it infallible

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Месяц назад +22

      ⁠@@q.tko5i would believe you but you don’t have “bat” before your username

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator 3 месяца назад +5246

    Similar to my theory about the Arkham games. Alfred is at the Batcomputer in real time making sure every time Bruce sends a man into a triple suplex into a waist high wall, he's making sure it reads as "Unconscious"

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 3 месяца назад +759

      I remember arkham origins had a little exploit that you could send someone flying of a highrise building. If you look at him on the ground, he's just "unconscious". Yeah, sure bruce, that man that just fell 10 stories is definetly getting up soon.

    • @BearthatBaresFoodinBelly
      @BearthatBaresFoodinBelly 3 месяца назад +162

      Makes me think of the badman sleeping skit and the batmobile in Arkham Knight

    • @MMallon425
      @MMallon425 3 месяца назад +215

      Just needs a software patch. It's definitely true that they have lost consciousness, just not specific enough

    • @Tanrdsgener
      @Tanrdsgener 3 месяца назад +217

      Technically it’s not wrong. That man is no longer conscious.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 3 месяца назад +83

      ​@jacobhargiss3839 i mean, if youre dead, you are definitely not conscious.

  • @deadturret4049
    @deadturret4049 3 месяца назад +1949

    The funny thing is, y2k actually did happen. It just wasnt a big deal because most of the overflow issues that would have affected major computer systems got patched out. Lots of programmers worked on these kinds of fixes.

    • @Wraithfighter
      @Wraithfighter 3 месяца назад +447

      It was one of those “if we properly prepare for it, it’ll look like we were overreacting the whole time” things. Granted, it was never going to be as bad as some of the horror stories uninformed people were throwing out there, but it would’ve been very bad if silicon valley hadn’t spent like all of 1999 making sure it was sorted out.

    • @ZhilTP911
      @ZhilTP911 3 месяца назад +333

      Pour one out to all the poor engineers and IT techs that worked overtime for many months in 1999 to get it fixed. And now people think it was a hoax and all their hard work is ignored.

    • @miramyth2971
      @miramyth2971 3 месяца назад +129

      Thank you! I feel terrible for all the programmers who worked hard to stop the problem and now everyone thinks it was a lie.

    • @joshuacr
      @joshuacr 3 месяца назад +33

      And this is why you update your programs folks!

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 3 месяца назад +57

      @@miramyth2971 Welcome to the power of media scaremongering.

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 3 месяца назад +1440

    The man lives in a subterranean cave, of course his internet connection is going to be delayed by several decades

    • @woketacha6112
      @woketacha6112 3 месяца назад +45

      he has starlink. it's the only explanation that he has service at all

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 3 месяца назад +36

      @@woketacha6112 Yes but he installed the dish at the bottom of the cave

    • @kimeraclan3135
      @kimeraclan3135 3 месяца назад +12

      He would need a router every four to five meters away from each other going down into the tunnels if we wanted proper connection.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@woketacha6112ore bat-link

    • @woketacha6112
      @woketacha6112 3 месяца назад

      @@elishafollet5347 this name is making me into doug walker with the bat credit card

  • @matthiasneidenberger9471
    @matthiasneidenberger9471 3 месяца назад +2112

    Batman:
    “I mean, the bat computer’s never been wrong.”
    Thomas Wayne:
    “Really? Because you haven’t spoken to your mother and I since your first computer said we died.”

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming 3 месяца назад +245

      Now THAT'S a twist. 😂

    • @Nachotaco101
      @Nachotaco101 3 месяца назад +50

      THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

    • @matthiasneidenberger9471
      @matthiasneidenberger9471 3 месяца назад +54

      @@Nachotaco101 for us yes but imagine all the criminals who now know they’ve been beaten to a pulp and thrown in jail for what amounts to a faulty pop up add.

    • @Cheesy_33
      @Cheesy_33 3 месяца назад +72

      Batman:
      "I can still hear my father's voice..."

    • @matthiasneidenberger9471
      @matthiasneidenberger9471 3 месяца назад +54

      @@Cheesy_33 “quit telling people I’m dead!”

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 3 месяца назад +3499

    I bet, if the Bat Computer told Batman that Crypto Currency was a good idea, he’d dump all of his billions into it.

    • @shapular
      @shapular 3 месяца назад +170

      batcoin to the moon 🚀

    • @Chadius
      @Chadius 3 месяца назад +87

      Brother Eye's actual plan to defeat Batman:

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 3 месяца назад +11

      That would kill me

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 3 месяца назад +30

      I bet the Joker's gonna do that someday

    • @perturbedbatman2009
      @perturbedbatman2009 3 месяца назад +86

      Batman: “The Bat computer says I could be worth millions, Clark!”
      Superman: “Bruce, you realize you’re already worth BILLIONS, right? Like, that would actually be a massive step back for you.”

  • @username5155
    @username5155 3 месяца назад +186

    3:19 Batman be like “Dear God, the Batcomputer is drowning!”

  • @bneuer
    @bneuer 3 месяца назад +1808

    0:37 Minor Spelling Mistake - I win Batman! - The Jonkler 2000 (probably)

  • @MaxWeb2599
    @MaxWeb2599 3 месяца назад +409

    0:03
    "LAUGHING IN PRESENCE OF AN VOICE ACTRESS"
    Some running gags never get old

    • @TheWanderingTaco
      @TheWanderingTaco 3 месяца назад +1

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii, why is the fact that the VA is transgender relevant at all? Next y'all gonna be telling me her political believes, jeez!

    • @Scarifar1
      @Scarifar1 3 месяца назад

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii She still identifies as a girl, and that's good enough for me.

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 3 месяца назад +18

      ​​@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiiI could tell, too. Which means the gag still stands! 😃

    • @xrn769
      @xrn769 3 месяца назад +13

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii so?

    • @Scarifar1
      @Scarifar1 3 месяца назад

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii I mean, trans women are still women, and we should respect her decision.

  • @TkBloch
    @TkBloch 3 месяца назад +675

    I think batman is the one who needs a breathalyzer.

    • @LewdaCRITS
      @LewdaCRITS 3 месяца назад +21

      Should I call it the bat-breathalyzer or the bat-thalyzer? 🤔😂

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 3 месяца назад +14

      I think what he really needs is a stronger password for the batcomputer 😂

  • @Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17
    @Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17 3 месяца назад +531

    3:22 that's racist, Robin

    • @TrueIdjiot
      @TrueIdjiot 3 месяца назад +9

      Yeah Baskin really went off the deep end.

    • @seijin4426
      @seijin4426 3 месяца назад +3

      How? Just because he forgot aqua lad's name doesn't automatically make him rah rah racist. 🤡

    • @yeetandyum3709
      @yeetandyum3709 3 месяца назад +38

      @@seijin4426joke. It’s a joke, It’s a motherf*ckin- Actually you know what? nevermind

    • @hansoharrigen6958
      @hansoharrigen6958 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, but, for real, fuck the fish guys

    • @Drcoomer69
      @Drcoomer69 3 месяца назад +3

      “Robin don’t call them fish guys, that like saying n****, instead say useless ones.”
      -Batman

  • @jvomkrieg
    @jvomkrieg 3 месяца назад +286

    That BatGPT update seems to be working as intended.

  • @MrDuckAndZatara
    @MrDuckAndZatara 3 месяца назад +457

    3:12
    You think this would be the work of the Legion Of Doom.
    But no, It's just Robin, Kid Flash, and Aqualad.

    • @briansmith48
      @briansmith48 3 месяца назад +16

      About half way through I thought it was Robin just messing around with Batman.
      😅

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 месяца назад +34

      Seriously, how _do_ the fish guys keep getting into these groups?
      It's like every team has to have the minimum following members:
      - strong
      - fast
      - smart
      - gun
      - not gun
      - fish

    • @DeliciaDamaria
      @DeliciaDamaria 3 месяца назад +15

      @@davidhong1934 Namor was created in 1939 only a few months after Superman and Aquaman only two years after Namor they literally been there since the beginning

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 месяца назад +5

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii
      As much as we'd like to pretend otherwise, Gleek is real

    • @briansmith48
      @briansmith48 3 месяца назад +2

      @@davidhong1934 . It's in the union bylaws. 😅
      Each category must be represented.

  • @RomanoImperium
    @RomanoImperium 3 месяца назад +244

    "Superman!"
    "What is it now batman?"
    "B-Bruce waynes parents...they're dead" 💀

    • @FilmGuy7000
      @FilmGuy7000 3 месяца назад +9

      I was waiting for him to say this lol

    • @RomanoImperium
      @RomanoImperium 3 месяца назад

      ​@@FilmGuy7000😂

    • @Titanusrex1616
      @Titanusrex1616 3 месяца назад +7

      Superman and Zantanna: “…….”
      Batman: “…..OH MY GOD MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING DEAD (cries in reorphoned)” 😭😭😭

  • @dlobelow760
    @dlobelow760 3 месяца назад +163

    Solidjj actually using Zatana more than DC and WB all in one video says a lot and I love that for her

    • @DeliciaDamaria
      @DeliciaDamaria 3 месяца назад +10

      She literally had a solo comic not that long ago I even think is still ongoing

    • @peterstoric6560
      @peterstoric6560 3 месяца назад

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiithe character

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani 3 месяца назад

      ​@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiiso tunnel visioned and weirdly hateful that you didn't really care that the OP meant the character, not the voice actress.
      So weird! Weirdo. I hope you're not like this irl too buddy.

    • @peterstoric6560
      @peterstoric6560 3 месяца назад +1

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii the character Zatanna is female

  • @cellgoondude
    @cellgoondude 3 месяца назад +369

    Zatanna being here is great. Superman and Zatanna being paired up is unique too.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 3 месяца назад +47

      Well, Superman IS vulnerable to magick, if you know what I mean...
      * Yes, yes, I know... different authors write him differently. Don't twist yourself up over this.

    • @alannatherson7721
      @alannatherson7721 3 месяца назад +43

      @@Mereologist You have just come up with a pairing which would produce an offspring that would be beyond broken and I love it.

    • @Lreclusa
      @Lreclusa 3 месяца назад +31

      ​@@alannatherson7721or completely useless, which would be hilarious.

    • @Weirdman20
      @Weirdman20 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@alannatherson7721
      Smallville: 👀
      Although it didn't last long.

    • @DeliciaDamaria
      @DeliciaDamaria 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Lreclusa No, that's not how this works, magic doesn't take away his powers, one thing doesn't negate the other

  • @godowskygodowsky1155
    @godowskygodowsky1155 3 месяца назад +134

    Y2K was not a hoax. It was a widespread bug in many systems across all of our infrastructure. Any bit of code that assumed that years were between 1900 and 1999 would have had undefined behavior when it turned 2000. Y2K was not destructive only because many developers worked tirelessly around the clock to ensure that our critical infrastructure could handle the millenium change. Now people don't believe it was a real concern because the ones who worked to prevent it did too good of a job.

    • @Jared_Is_Near
      @Jared_Is_Near 3 месяца назад +12

      Thank you for bringing this up! Credit is deserved where it's due

    • @jorgewilliam7103
      @jorgewilliam7103 3 месяца назад +10

      That's true, but the media at the time also blew it lot out of proportion, which certainly didn't help.

    • @ctvxl
      @ctvxl 2 месяца назад +8

      I worked on y2k for a major hotel chain. They spent 2 million dollars and we worked for over a year to avoid total disaster. Had they not done this, their business would have been completely halted, and everything would have needed to go back to paper. Probably would have bankrupted them.
      If not for the tireless efforts of the IT industry, there would have been complete chaos. Not world ending, but definitely would have caused some major societal problems, and probably MANY deaths. Imagine waking up one day, and the entire banking sector is down. Money can't flow. Power systems failing left and right, and on and on...
      Y2k was definitely not a hoax. It's just that everyone took it seriously, and handled it.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 2 месяца назад +2

      @@jorgewilliam7103 Yes, the media was saying that computers could start launching nukes...because they mistakenly believed it was January 1, 1900. Why would THAT make a computer launch nukes?

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 12 дней назад

      @@ctvxlwell shit...why are we having so much trouble treating other impending societal threats with such urgency?

  • @michaelthesavior8740
    @michaelthesavior8740 3 месяца назад +383

    I really wanna shake the hand of whoevers drawing these characters because they always look so good
    Happy to see Zatanna finally in one of your videos too!

    • @CalvinLee606
      @CalvinLee606 3 месяца назад +19

      The French Pineapple

    • @RomanoImperium
      @RomanoImperium 3 месяца назад +14

      The person who drew them is either dead or like super old. Im pretty sure the images are from old school cartoons from the 60s and 70s. Solid jj just puts them togethor and talks over them while saying funny shit

    • @cornucopiac1088
      @cornucopiac1088 3 месяца назад +74

      @@RomanoImperium No, that's how they used to be. he has an artist drawing them now

    • @Orangebacon1-v2y
      @Orangebacon1-v2y 3 месяца назад +54

      @@RomanoImperium That used to be the case but in more recent videos he actually has an artist draw what he needs in this style, you can check the description for the credits. I don't know if it's always the same one but The French Pineapple did this video's art (which is a helluva name)

    • @Majestic_King_Hunter
      @Majestic_King_Hunter 3 месяца назад

      @@cornucopiac1088 TIL

  • @DzBPlays
    @DzBPlays 3 месяца назад +28

    "CLARK, THE WAYNE'S WERE SHOT AND THEIR KID WAS ORPHANED!"

  • @lunammoon8503
    @lunammoon8503 3 месяца назад +195

    iirc the thing about Y2K was that it wasn't a hoax. Everything zeroing out when the clock hit 2000 was a thing that could have happened, which is why the tech sector started sending out patches and updates so that nothing would happen. and then nothing happened.

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 3 месяца назад +78

      They did their job so well, people just assume there was nothing to do in the first place.

    • @doomexe
      @doomexe 3 месяца назад +72

      @@jacobhargiss3839 "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"

    • @Heike--
      @Heike-- 3 месяца назад +1

      You obviously missed that it was hyped as a deadly peril that was a huge threat and likely to cause significant damage, banks closing, airliners crashing, etc.
      The corporate media really is the enemy of the people.

    • @valdonchev7296
      @valdonchev7296 3 месяца назад +26

      I recall reading that some stuff started failing before Y2K whenever a program was storing future dates, giving some early warning of the potential magnitude of the issue.

    • @marpj6138
      @marpj6138 3 месяца назад +24

      Correct, some sectors (like banking) spend over 2 years in preparation, while the "less" prepared tech start preparation over 6 months before to make sure nothing happened. Such great effort that people think its a hoax because they did such amazing work

  • @sherryasq
    @sherryasq 3 месяца назад +11

    I see Aqua Lad following the footsteps of Aqua Man in the gurgul gurgal way of communication

  • @gideon1218
    @gideon1218 3 месяца назад +340

    bat credit card wasn't fake
    that shit actually happened on da silver screen

    • @MichaelAChristian1
      @MichaelAChristian1 3 месяца назад +16

      He owns bank..

    • @DaughterOfDrakes
      @DaughterOfDrakes 3 месяца назад

      To be fair, consider. Obviously, the batman can't pay with a card linked to Bruce Wayne, and imagine getting a normal bank to issue a card to Bat Mann, DOB: It's a secret, social security number N/A, income source: I'd have to get my butler to kill you if I told you.

    • @IHateAmer1ca
      @IHateAmer1ca 3 месяца назад

      @@MichaelAChristian1Not in the movie with the bat credit card

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 3 месяца назад +12

      A BAT CREDIT CARD???!!!!

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 3 месяца назад +14

      Never leave the Batcave without it.

  • @marky191
    @marky191 3 месяца назад +141

    0:42 supes sounds like swaggersouls 😭

  • @johnathanjoestar6709
    @johnathanjoestar6709 3 месяца назад +621

    EARLY 0:48
    "aren't we in 70's?
    *Pulls out an iphone*

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 месяца назад +44

      Alternate reality where 1970's takes place in 2024.
      It's our reality, but this is where these 70's characters happen to take place, so they have iPhones, but also, superfluous 70's expressions.

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 3 месяца назад +18

      Tbh I wouldn't mind living in an alternate future that combines the technology of the 1970s with the technology of today.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 месяца назад +17

      @@Aflay1makes sense, since the 1930s took place in the 1990s in B:TAS

    • @ALPHABARLOG
      @ALPHABARLOG 3 месяца назад +19

      it's a *BATPHONE*

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@Aflay1 With alien tech showing up in the 1920s, I suppose it would make sense for Earth to be a few decades ahead of reality

  • @Zedrinbot
    @Zedrinbot 3 месяца назад +57

    This is what it's like arguing with someone who swears by ChatGPT

    • @joshuacr
      @joshuacr 3 месяца назад

      more like AOL!

    • @bethanyscarbrough3416
      @bethanyscarbrough3416 3 месяца назад +7

      *BatGPT (not my joke but too good not to steal)

    • @Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches
      @Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches 3 месяца назад +5

      "The probability of rolling a seven with a regular six-sided die is one sixth."
      Probabilistic token prediction, everyone.

  • @AwesomeSonicFan05
    @AwesomeSonicFan05 3 месяца назад +356

    “Your standing in a bush”
    “It was a tactical maneuver!”
    “Did the bat computer say to do that?”
    I lost it at that part!😂

  • @Ultraraider-g1b
    @Ultraraider-g1b 3 месяца назад +91

    I was generally expecting the bat computer to say "Bruce Wayne's parents just died"

    • @within_the_sky2356
      @within_the_sky2356 3 месяца назад +7

      Lmao that would've been good

    • @ki5aok
      @ki5aok 3 месяца назад +9

      I was half expecting it to say "Superman is dead" with Superman standing there.

  • @DrSquirtleGT
    @DrSquirtleGT Месяц назад +9

    1:42 If this takes place in the 70s as Superman said, Ronald Reagan wouldn’t be dead, he died in 2004, in 1976, he first ran for President

    • @petrusk842
      @petrusk842 28 дней назад

      Impossible, this video came out 3 weeks ago

  • @AlexNV75
    @AlexNV75 3 месяца назад +202

    3:43 I hate u then

    • @lenbren6658
      @lenbren6658 3 месяца назад +1

      Awkward matey 😢

    • @cocacloud6863
      @cocacloud6863 3 месяца назад

      It’s ok I love him so it balances out

    • @danielknapp3141
      @danielknapp3141 3 месяца назад +7

      It is not you, it is the sponsor. Energy drinks advertised for video gamers make no sense and are very suspicious.
      Make money, take sponsorships, but don't make it personal.

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 3 месяца назад +7

      I was just playing along with the joke 😂, but I honestly think that “Energy Drinks/Supplements for gamers” is pretty ridiculous: I am overall not a fan of Gamer Supps or similar products.
      Gamer Supps in particular is just weird to me for having such “quirky” names/flavors and over sexualized art and the such.

    • @ShayyanAli
      @ShayyanAli Месяц назад

      Same

  • @bloxrocks5179
    @bloxrocks5179 3 месяца назад +44

    Batman: Trump was shot at!
    Superman: that was two months ago
    Batman: no it happened again
    Superman: what

    • @drachefly
      @drachefly 2 месяца назад +1

      TBF the second time, the only shots were at the attacker, not the attempted assassin.

  • @reloran86
    @reloran86 3 месяца назад +264

    Just in case that hoax line wasn't a joke, Y2K wasn't a hoax. Programmers worked thousands of man hours to fix the problem. Nothing bad happened because we fixed the issue before the year 2000.

    • @Marcelo-0000
      @Marcelo-0000 3 месяца назад +32

      It was a "hoax" in the sense that lot of panic was incited over a problem that everyone saw coming and was already fixing.

    • @Uberwenis
      @Uberwenis 3 месяца назад +17

      Scrolled down to post this
      Edit: Forgot to mention that there were actual issues with medical systems misinterpreting women's ages because of the shift, and there were real people who were told by their doctors that they should have abortions because the risk of problems with their pregnancies was very high.

    • @bjorntantau194
      @bjorntantau194 3 месяца назад +20

      I'm looking forward to 2038 bugs. I already encountered one of those in the wild about 15 years ago and I think this still hasn't been fixed.
      For those curious, with PHP's internal functions you cannot set a cookie to expire after the year 2038 because PHP uses a signed integer to set the expiry date, even though the cookie spec itself uses a perfectly human readable date and time that is not susceptible to 2038 bugs.

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 3 месяца назад

      @@Marcelo-0000 That doesn't make it a hoax. If anything, with how we're literally about to go extinct as a species thanks to complete inaction in the face of climate change, it proves Y2K as NOT a hoax.

    • @connotheios
      @connotheios 3 месяца назад +16

      they didn't fix it as much as they prevented it, it would've been a real problem had no one expected it but as you said, many did and worked to prevent sensitive systems from messing up

  • @amateraceon5202
    @amateraceon5202 3 месяца назад +169

    The question now is which Robin would actually be the most likely to canonically do this to Bruce

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 3 месяца назад +84

      Jason

    • @mrsamaritan6881
      @mrsamaritan6881 3 месяца назад

      This happens in the "70s" so it's Dick.

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 3 месяца назад +26

      Damian Wayne

    • @ulvha
      @ulvha 3 месяца назад +33

      why do you even ask, its clearly Jason

    • @Nightwolf14292
      @Nightwolf14292 3 месяца назад +66

      Well Robin Dick Grayson was definitely the type to play pranks so I can definitely see him doing it, if he could figure out how.
      Current Jason absolutely would, but Robin Jason isn't really the type. He was more of a sweetheart when it came to Bruce (while also being more violent then your typical 12 year old to criminals, he was both)
      Tim was more serious during his early years as Robin, but after his parents died and he finally let Bruce adopt him? Yeah lmao. I would bet on him, since he also has the computer skills to know how to.
      I can't imagine Damian doing this because he's usually more serious, especially when it comes to his father. But he would (if this was being done by the current Batbros) stand off to the side commentating on how stupid he thought it was while the others did it.

  • @KnightandDay33
    @KnightandDay33 3 месяца назад +28

    "Isn't this the 70s?"
    *Pulls out iPhone 14 two seconds later*

  • @silaswillis909
    @silaswillis909 3 месяца назад +386

    I mean... batman was always a bit of a crazed maniac...

    • @samuelbarber6177
      @samuelbarber6177 3 месяца назад +21

      Too many Batman adaptations refuse to admit that Batman really is just a crazy person. I think Keaton had that down.

    • @IDKisReal2401
      @IDKisReal2401 3 месяца назад +12

      It's not uncommon for him to act like a child who is good at acting like an adult, this is what such a person would do in this situation

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 месяца назад +1

      @@IDKisReal2401considering he’s a rich guy he’s a child acting like an adult acting like a child!

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 месяца назад +9

      @@samuelbarber6177there’s a little crazy and there’s batshit crazy…he was always obsessive but only in the past 40 years has he been depicted as batshit crazy by writers

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 месяца назад +7

      obsessive, not crazy…he’s fanatical but draws the line
      only in the past 40 years have writers tried harder and harder to make him into insane

  • @just_a_funni_guy3085
    @just_a_funni_guy3085 2 месяца назад +8

    2:08 *makes diferent faces in lack of voice actress for 5 seconds*

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot 3 месяца назад +85

    I just love how Batman has an iPhone with a Bat logo in place of the Apple logo. That’s something Bruce would totally do

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON 3 месяца назад

      @@Lawrence_Talbot right after they discuss what the hell time period the sketch takes place in.

  • @keithchambersii6028
    @keithchambersii6028 3 месяца назад +32

    1:49 "How we're going to tell Bonzo" 😂😂😂

    • @B0nzoRoxx
      @B0nzoRoxx 3 месяца назад +1

      I just found out that my childhood nickname has a real meaning

    • @rowentaylor9784
      @rowentaylor9784 2 месяца назад +1

      @@B0nzoRoxxwhy were you called Reagan as a child?

  • @TheFrenchPineapple
    @TheFrenchPineapple 3 месяца назад +36

    New Favorite, so glad I'm a part of this

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 3 месяца назад +1

      You're the most important part. You were holding the camera to record all this.
      And for that we are grateful.

  • @mohamed-degkayse7265
    @mohamed-degkayse7265 3 месяца назад +9

    Clark and Zatanna is a duo I never thought I would need.

  • @snowylizard1705
    @snowylizard1705 3 месяца назад +362

    The concept of flash just being on steroids is hilarious.

    • @The.Silicone.Valley
      @The.Silicone.Valley 3 месяца назад

      real

    • @coroner2141
      @coroner2141 3 месяца назад +48

      A breathalyzer is for alcohol?

    • @thegreatandterrible4508
      @thegreatandterrible4508 3 месяца назад +27

      ​@@coroner2141Yeah, not sure where the steroids reading us coming from

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@coroner2141Indeed, which makes sense given The Flash can (literally) thousands of times faster than a car at his maximum speed. Don't want anyone getting A-Trained just because Barry was intoxicated.

  • @revan0890
    @revan0890 3 месяца назад +2

    It's always a nice suprise to see Zatanna.

  • @kahdin
    @kahdin 3 месяца назад +28

    3:05 Funniest. Moment. EVER! 🤣

  • @johntrevor2
    @johntrevor2 3 месяца назад +5

    The educational value of this chapter is way underrated

  • @spectra3045
    @spectra3045 3 месяца назад +6

    Using Zatanna is a big W!

  • @Tom-Cassara
    @Tom-Cassara Месяц назад +5

    Legitimately one of the best explanations of the psychology of conspiracy theorists for a general audience

  • @bneuer
    @bneuer 3 месяца назад +81

    3:05 9/11 Jumpscare lmao

    • @eypick6987
      @eypick6987 3 месяца назад

      This was brought up to the comment reader just before it happened in the video. Thanks.

  • @omarbaba9892
    @omarbaba9892 3 месяца назад +1

    These videos will never get old

  • @aquamarinetangerine
    @aquamarinetangerine 3 месяца назад +93

    2:25 whats the song playing im dying to know

    • @lucazeroblueversion9346
      @lucazeroblueversion9346 3 месяца назад +20

      I know,
      But i wont tell :)

    • @mitchtheyeen7841
      @mitchtheyeen7841 3 месяца назад +23

      Google Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley to find it.

    • @kaynawests262
      @kaynawests262 3 месяца назад +16

      Sneaking Weasels by kevin mcloud

    • @Bubben246
      @Bubben246 3 месяца назад +6

      @@mitchtheyeen7841 No, I'm pretty sure that's Together Forever.

    • @Drego__
      @Drego__ 3 месяца назад

      Me too 😂

  • @jPaulSmith1994
    @jPaulSmith1994 3 месяца назад +2

    God I love this channel

  • @callmeturg1590
    @callmeturg1590 3 месяца назад +111

    4:04 this video doesn’t exist

  • @sarumike-bb5ip
    @sarumike-bb5ip 3 месяца назад +27

    Batman: Dear God, my computer is drowning
    3:24

    • @DoesEvilAWSHUKThingsGuyCIR-m8d
      @DoesEvilAWSHUKThingsGuyCIR-m8d 3 месяца назад

      DISAGREEABLE
      HINDERING
      OBSTRUCTING
      UNATTRACTIVE
      UGLY
      MALEVOLENT
      DESTRUCTIVE
      INDENCENT
      DISAPPOINTING
      HOSTILE
      HARSH
      BAD
      UNHELPFUL
      COWARDLY
      DISHONEST
      DISHONORABLE
      CRUEL
      UNLOVELY
      HATING
      UNPLEASANT
      UNNOBLE
      PAINFUL
      DISPLEASING
      IMPURE
      WRONG
      WICKED
      DOWNRIGHT
      VICIOUS
      AWFUL
      UNWORTHY
      DECEPTIVE
      MALEVOLENT
      CRUEL
      VILE
      SINISTER
      CORRUPT

  • @JOBdOut
    @JOBdOut 3 месяца назад +43

    The batcomputer says theyre eating the dawgs

    • @kvn8907
      @kvn8907 3 месяца назад +3

      What the dog doing?
      Getting eaten.
      My uncle's cousin's friend's daughter's friend said so, and that's good enough for me.

  • @eon1014
    @eon1014 2 месяца назад +1

    "Putting "Bat" before it doesn’t make it infaillible!"
    A lesson that DC Comics has yet to learn.

  • @TheKosmotect
    @TheKosmotect 3 месяца назад +7

    3:07 It's a National Tragedy!

  • @TheMaxFusionGaming
    @TheMaxFusionGaming 3 месяца назад +1

    Fun Fact: not only is Gotham City in New Jersey, (meaning the Batmobile has Jersey tags) but what’s stranger is that the Batcomputer actually runs on Windows XP…

  • @thatkidoverthere682
    @thatkidoverthere682 3 месяца назад +7

    Its bedtime for Bonzo. I'm tucking him into bed. He asks where Ronnie Reagan is. I turn away to hide a single tear coming down my face. "You'll see him again, Bonzo. I promise."

  • @mightyfilm
    @mightyfilm 3 месяца назад +2

    "Does this take place in the 70's?"
    (Batman pulls out smartphone).
    You've done it again, Solid!

  • @vitormanuel5291
    @vitormanuel5291 3 месяца назад +9

    Zatanna was such a nice addition to this video, i can't imagine it without her

  • @The-R3d-M4ge
    @The-R3d-M4ge 3 месяца назад

    This may be the funniest video you put out yet, thank you for this

  • @lulukomadori9651
    @lulukomadori9651 3 месяца назад +2

    Zatanna seriously one of the most underrated characters, I probably should be glad movies doesn't touch her, specially zac or others

  • @GODISGOODBRO
    @GODISGOODBRO 3 месяца назад +2

    I like how they struggle to figure out what time period they're in followed by batman pulling out an iPhone

  • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
    @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 3 месяца назад +25

    2:57 DC Opinion: In 2019 zatanna was in a DC cartoon called DC superhero girls,but not in the first DC Sueprhero girls show and movies…what’s up with that???

    • @noiwvernsonic1358
      @noiwvernsonic1358 Месяц назад

      OMG SOMEONE ELSE WHO REMEMBERS DC SUPERHERO GIRLS

  • @BlindfoldSniper
    @BlindfoldSniper Месяц назад +1

    Robin causing Batman ti invest in Blackberry is a diabolical move.

  • @finaltouchstudio_
    @finaltouchstudio_ 3 месяца назад +11

    Batman “are we in the 70’s?”
    *holds iPhone*

  • @jbeauregard4002
    @jbeauregard4002 Месяц назад +2

    “I convinced him to invest in BlackBerry last week” 😭

  • @Ralph_ralphster
    @Ralph_ralphster 3 месяца назад +8

    Was the point of zatana being there just to flex that you have a female voice actress but won’t give one to Wonder Woman??😂😂😂

  • @joejaboy
    @joejaboy 3 месяца назад

    There were a lot of stealth ships in Star Wars games. Ironically, the Empire built a TIE variant (smaller than the Millennium Falcon) that had cloaking capabilities called the TIE Phantom. In the Star Wars Empire at War: Forces of Corruption game, the Zahn Consortium had some bigger ships that could cloak. Pretty sure in Force Unleashed, Star Killer's ship had cloaking capabilities too.

  • @MM-xn6tn
    @MM-xn6tn 3 месяца назад +3

    Batman hasn't been the same ever since those amnesia concussions.

  • @propelledgaming9441
    @propelledgaming9441 3 месяца назад +1

    THIS GOT SO DEEP I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 3 месяца назад +30

    I don't care if she was ''used to the fullest'' here or not, Zatanna is the best DC character and she needs to be in more things.

    • @InvaderTool
      @InvaderTool 3 месяца назад +2

      Even after she erased Batman’s memories of Doctor Light doing something… horrible to Elongated Man’s wife?

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 3 месяца назад +11

      @@InvaderTool Bringing in Identity Crisis into the conversation really? Why not bring in The Dark Knight Strikes Again as a reason to dislike Batman or Heroes in Crisis when talking about Wally West? Come on now.

    • @Arakus99
      @Arakus99 3 месяца назад +10

      @@giantWario tbf isn’t this basically what everyone does to Hank Pym

    • @DootDoot93
      @DootDoot93 3 месяца назад +7

      I have a massive, shameless crush on Zatanna and am happy to see her in pretty much anything.

    • @InvaderTool
      @InvaderTool 3 месяца назад

      @@giantWario To be fair, The Dark Knight Strikes Again was never meant to be canon.

  • @lemon4378
    @lemon4378 3 месяца назад +2

    solid jj has to be the only channel where I watch the end sponsors

  • @Firemaster27
    @Firemaster27 3 месяца назад +32

    The Bat-tabloids strike again!!

  • @KingofKran
    @KingofKran 2 месяца назад +2

    Batcomputer with ChatGPT

  • @TheCFD_Dude
    @TheCFD_Dude 3 месяца назад +69

    Funny enough, something far worse than Y2K actually happened recently with Windows. Not to the level of insanity of war and stuff, but the legitimate technological fear of everything crashing millions of systems at once came true.

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 3 месяца назад +23

      The only salvation mankind enjoys is knowing that our nuclear arsenal runs on floppy disks and Windows XP, that security software isn't compatible lol

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@theeccentrictripper3863 actually, parts of our nuclear arsenal might be older than that.

    • @Krab17
      @Krab17 3 месяца назад

      @@jacobhargiss3839 There's still critical infrastructure running on stuff from the 80's, some replacement parts are also worth several thousand and can only be found on Ebay...

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 3 месяца назад +16

      If you're talking about CrowdStrike:
      1) Not nearly as bad as what would have happened if Y2K had not been addressed.
      2) Simple rollback was enough to work around until a solution was available.
      3) How that company still exists is unfathomable to me.

    • @nssheepster
      @nssheepster 3 месяца назад

      @@thekinginyellow1744 In regards to #3... Ongoing contracts. That's all, really. They have contracts, when those contracts expire I do not think they'll be renewed, but until then, it's contract intertia, baby.

  • @vanleeuwenhoek
    @vanleeuwenhoek 3 месяца назад +1

    "During the first decade of the computer's serious invasion of business, when managers often decided their businesses needed computers even though they had only the flimsiest bases for such decisions, they also often undertook fairly penetrating systems analyses of their operations in order to determine what their new computers were to do. In a great many cases such studies revealed opportunities to improve operations, sometimes radically, without introducing computers at all. Nor were computers used in the studies themselves. Often, of course, computers were installed anyway for reasons of, say, fashion or prestige." (p. 34)
    Joseph Weizenbaum's "Computer Power and Human Reason: From Judgment to Calculation"

  • @adamblade8805
    @adamblade8805 3 месяца назад +6

    Maybe hitting Batman with a steel pipe from last episode wasn't the best idea! 😂

  • @DamianQualshy
    @DamianQualshy 3 месяца назад +1

    I was pretty sure it was Bruce trying to just mess with Superman on a supposed date with Zatanna, but apparently her cameo is just not leading to anything. The actual twist was even better.

  • @GrizzlyTank
    @GrizzlyTank 3 месяца назад +3

    Robin convincing him to invest in Blackberry is diabolical

  • @ashotofwhiskey219
    @ashotofwhiskey219 3 месяца назад +1

    Zatanna appearance.
    That's all I need.

  • @michaelperezii
    @michaelperezii 3 месяца назад +3

    Strange that batman was seen in bushes right before the events of today...

  • @late_night_club
    @late_night_club 22 дня назад +1

    Speaking of Gamer supps, Superman kinda sounds like Swaggersouls or Raccoon but faster

  • @dickygushy
    @dickygushy 3 месяца назад +11

    Y2K was a real threat, but software engineers worked really hard to update everything before the clock hit 2000. Why does everyone sleep on the work of the laborers?

  • @Suzuki_Hiakura
    @Suzuki_Hiakura 5 дней назад +1

    Funnily enough, Y2K did cause a few problems around the world, nothing to critical I think, like one guy got thousands in late fees for a loan he got a few days prior.

  • @dazzlethestar151
    @dazzlethestar151 3 месяца назад +11

    The reveal that it's just Robin and his friends using the Batcomputer to troll Batman is just hilarious 😂

  • @Mr.RubixMan
    @Mr.RubixMan 3 месяца назад +1

    This is awesome. I feel that in the next "superhero tryouts" for the justice League, Zatanna should audition and replace wonder woman

  • @produccionesluxy
    @produccionesluxy 3 месяца назад +9

    Batman full on beliving the bat computer must be some sort of sequel to getting punched in the head with a steel tube by superman

  • @kaidorade1317
    @kaidorade1317 3 месяца назад +1

    “Aren’t we in the 70’s?” Has a smart phone

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 3 месяца назад +3

    "Turn on BatTV, it doesn't matter what channel. AUGH"

    • @LgHeccyboi
      @LgHeccyboi 2 месяца назад

      goated reference

  • @SkoonWook
    @SkoonWook 2 месяца назад +1

    Plot twist: BatComputer was using Microsoft Edge

  • @thecharmingone3931
    @thecharmingone3931 3 месяца назад +8

    "Ronald Reagan has been dead for years, Bruce."
    "Isn't it the 1970s?"

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 3 месяца назад +2

    I wish this weren't SO ACCURATE!

  • @CretronGaming
    @CretronGaming 3 месяца назад +5

    3:31 guacamole, gamer fart 9000

  • @Safeknight77
    @Safeknight77 3 месяца назад

    Ooohhhhhh, my goodness! This was good, especially that ending! Well done! :D

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 3 месяца назад +10

    I'm surprised Batman didn't have a contingency plan for his computer going haywire.

  • @thelaughingman6975
    @thelaughingman6975 3 месяца назад

    This is probably the only and first time i see Zatanna and Superman hanging out together even though it was short