@@johnhrussell4885Bob's the spitting image of my dad, but he was almost the exact opposite of Bob. Same twinkle in the eye, though, same smile, same features. It's super weird.
If Bob is not on the show, wait for Lee. But when Bob is on, sorry Lee. Mortimer is bloody brilliant to the point of disgust. How good can one man be and also have such a rich past.
Bob Mortimer *of all people* thinking scatting in everyday life as a stress reliever is unusual is absolutely rich. Mr. Bob I-can-causally-split-an-apple-with-my-bare-fucking-hands Mortimer
i was so shocked when I saw that clip because my party trick is also splitting an apple in half with my bare hands (it's like ripping a phone book, it's just technique) and no one is ever anywhere near that surprised or impressed
@@Kelly_C Id be pretty impressed even though I know its just a weird skill really anyone could learn. Like, I cant split an apple in half like that, theyre just pretending theyre not impressed because theyre jealous.
"scat" having two verrrrrrrrrrrry different meanings. to be fair, just having a shit in front of someone who's annoying you would also be a pretty compelling way to deal with it
@Ricky Anthony Once upon a time, there was a television show, created by Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Jessica Hynes (née, Stevenson). The show was called “Spaced”, and Michael Smiley plays a bicycle messenger named Tyres, whose catchphrase is “Oi oi oi! You lucky people!”
So Bob did get paid in egg sandwiches for 50 haircuts over 8 days? How much of a story needs to be true for the team member to be able to claim it's true?
It's a pity that Michael Smiley considers some of his fans as idiots and hasn't got time for them when it's the fans that have put him where he is today, now he thinks he doesn't need them. what a shame he got so big-headed.
There's nothing better than a Bob Mortimer story! Great episode!
❤😂🎉
Diane Morgan and Bob Mortimer together on one team. Amazing
14:26 I love Lee just looking at Bob and slowly becoming so delighted by him and his story 😂
When Bob said "these were Japanese steels, these were Yasaka's". I knew this was a Fuji #9 moment.
IKR 😂😂😂😂
I think Bob is sponsored by Japan.
this is another story where he's used a Japanese like name.
@@zhv3062 Yasaka is a true Japanese shear company though. They retail about 200 Euros.
Bob telling a story and David Mitchell making critical comments about it = pure fun ❤
this was a classic, Lee's team is unfairly funny those 3 could have their own show and do anything..we would watch
Truth or Lie I could listen to Bob weave his stories forever.
I want a show that is just called “Story Time with Bob Mortimer”
athletico mince! his podcast
Bob Mortimer is a rare gem and I wish he were my uncle. Let's all gather round the fire and listen to the improbable tales of Uncle Bob.
@@johnhrussell4885Bob's the spitting image of my dad, but he was almost the exact opposite of Bob. Same twinkle in the eye, though, same smile, same features. It's super weird.
@@johnhrussell4885 Bob's not your uncle?
YESSS!!
Thanks David....
Never eating while bowling again 🤣
Bob Mortimer... one of my favorite people on this planet.
Hilarious without meaning to be...
Lee won an award for his performances on Will I Lie to You. Well deserved. Remarkable wit!
WOULD I Lie to You
@@joycejohnson7164 you are a TWAT
For just not falling completely apart with everything Bob said?
Whenever I need a lift, I watch WILTY! Best mood boost ever!
Bollocks
Billy the Pigeon took me out 😂😂😂 Mortimer is crazy
If Bob is not on the show, wait for Lee. But when Bob is on, sorry Lee. Mortimer is bloody brilliant to the point of disgust. How good can one man be and also have such a rich past.
😂😂😂😂😂
I wouldn’t mind having him for a grandpa
Lol as soon as looked wary after ‘Mickey the Drink’ I knew it had to be true 😂😂
4:00 Essentially Will Smith communicating with aliens in a post office lmao
In the forties lol
14:27 where they both just look at him and tried to hide their laughs lol
Bob Mortimer *of all people* thinking scatting in everyday life as a stress reliever is unusual is absolutely rich. Mr. Bob I-can-causally-split-an-apple-with-my-bare-fucking-hands Mortimer
Bob "I gave a scotch egg to a F1 driver even though I prefer soil science and he accredited that to his victory" Mortimer
i was so shocked when I saw that clip because my party trick is also splitting an apple in half with my bare hands (it's like ripping a phone book, it's just technique) and no one is ever anywhere near that surprised or impressed
@@Kelly_C Id be pretty impressed even though I know its just a weird skill really anyone could learn. Like, I cant split an apple in half like that, theyre just pretending theyre not impressed because theyre jealous.
24:21
Bob on tenterhooks with Lee’s answer lmao
The smirks of Lee and Diane at 14:28 are golden!
"scat" having two verrrrrrrrrrrry different meanings. to be fair, just having a shit in front of someone who's annoying you would also be a pretty compelling way to deal with it
Or scatting while scatting, such imagery lmao
Love Bob "Billy the Pigeon" :)
Nadia is the most regal person I have ever seen. Her posture is unreal.
She’s quite lovely isn’t she? Very funny too.
Note how Lee tastes the cake ahead of time to know what flavor the icing is. 🧠🧠🧠
Clever lol
27:20 This is pretty much Dwight and the CPR dummy in The Office! lmao
Thanks Banijay!
Lee Mack's mind is faster than a wink of the eye.
I actually discovered this show by looking for her after watching Cunk on Earth!
Bob Mortimer is so unhinged 😂 Mickey The Drink 😅
-"these were yasakis"
-🌝🌝
14:24
Is that the bike guy from Spaced?
“Oi oi oi! You lucky people!” (Never seen it, only saw this in another comment and reply.)
That uk shirt from 82 is cool
Ahhh I love a good BM. BM always makes me smile. We must protect our BM at all costs.
Note the beautiful barbershop harmony at 19:24
17:57 Hold on, didn't Lee truthfully say in a previous episode that he had been taking juggling lessons? He IS a juggler. Obviously a lie.
If Bob didn't use Fuji #9 then it can't be true. Unless he did beg your pardon because he was on your garden.
Legend comment.
Call Sargent Bytheway!
Or Sgt’s Caramel and Waffle 😂
@@karonsky1 No. They were the local reporters on the scene.
Hello, fellow travelers in Bob's world
Bob Mortimer is tournament banned for being OP at WILTY.
When I got annoyed , exasperated, impatient or upset , I used to whistle to diffuse my feelings. This had gone away by itself. I no longer do it.
10:30 True, I have met a lot of middle Eastern and Muslim woman who love bowling and where actually pretty good.
I want a David Mitchell cake for my next birthday
I knew i recognized Cunk from somewhere.
I actually discovered this show by looking for her after watching Cunk on Earth!
Almost convincing 😂🤣🥰
Tyres! Oi oi oi! You lucky people!
@Ricky Anthony Once upon a time, there was a television show, created by Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Jessica Hynes (née, Stevenson). The show was called “Spaced”, and Michael Smiley plays a bicycle messenger named Tyres, whose catchphrase is “Oi oi oi! You lucky people!”
Wasn't there a story about Bob using the flute to remove a spider from a shoe on this episode?
So Bob did get paid in egg sandwiches for 50 haircuts over 8 days? How much of a story needs to be true for the team member to be able to claim it's true?
I think egg sandwich was just one example of payments and David Mitchell went ahead and made it all about the sandwiches :D
‘I just got a leopard outta the sink.’
We all know how that feels.
I love Philomena Cunk!!
Nadia 😍🤩
I called it at 10:49 bc Mary Berry has severe arthritis in her hands bowling wouldn’t be a fun time for her
I watched Bob Mortimer in taskmaster before I watched this so when he said he’s hair cutting story I was like “yeah that tracks” 🤣
I miss Philomena Cunk.
if bob's story wasnt real he could have easily passed a bob's long lost twins
Bob and Michael were 13 I. That photo wtf? They look 35
Lee's team is probably the best bunch ever assembled.
David's team was sadly lacking
scat is shit. i love jazz, but scat is crap.
and this guy was just lame...
I feel I'm a bad person for finding this stuff so funny.
It's a pity that Michael Smiley considers some of his fans as idiots and hasn't got time for them when it's the fans that have put him where he is today, now he thinks he doesn't need them. what a shame he got so big-headed.
When I see Philomena my heart flutters !