The Hummer H2 Is the Most Embarrassing Vehicle You Can Drive

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @AdamRafati
    @AdamRafati 6 лет назад +27295

    Imagine letting someone rent your car then end up seeing it on this video

  • @mattc2433
    @mattc2433 5 лет назад +5248

    Guy renting the hummer: so what did u think Doug?
    Doug: it was great, such a fun vehicle!

    • @Sizifus
      @Sizifus 5 лет назад +193

      It has many quirks

    • @TheGreatsagegoku
      @TheGreatsagegoku 5 лет назад +73

      "And for more of my thoughts on the hummer go to Autotrader .com slash oversteer where I've put more of my thoughts about this rental and compiled a list of my top ten reviews of other cars I've reviewed that were rentals!"

    • @CanadianCCP
      @CanadianCCP 5 лет назад +2

      @@Sizifus even though I hear him saw quiks and then say it to myself to see if they sound the same...I swear he isn't saying it properly.

    • @mrindia1
      @mrindia1 5 лет назад +19

      He says oh I saw your video bitch! Doug runs off 🤣

    • @grandpa7278
      @grandpa7278 4 года назад +9

      I think the same thing about guys driving oversized jacked up pickups....🤙 itty bitty you know what.

  • @nateracing
    @nateracing 5 лет назад +1717

    "HUMMER H2 H2 HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER H2 HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER" -Doug DeMuro, 2/28/2017

  • @realAutoman
    @realAutoman 2 года назад +828

    My dad has had an H2 since 2003. Bought it for $63K and got all the luxury options. Still running strong and great vehicle

    • @JoHn-if6wy
      @JoHn-if6wy 2 года назад +28

      H2s are so expensive now

    • @Teeko253
      @Teeko253 2 года назад +56

      That’s unfortunate because an H1 alpha is the real deal

    • @michaelbennett8856
      @michaelbennett8856 2 года назад +12

      I have one as well. Love it

    • @MegaJohny56
      @MegaJohny56 Год назад +9

      my dad just gave me his that hes had since 2003 still strong love it

    • @tupelomississippiflash968
      @tupelomississippiflash968 Год назад +8

      I have a lift kit on mine w/ 20inch rims / 35 inch off road tires . Rebuilt motor and use it to tow my boat

  • @87ecosse
    @87ecosse 5 лет назад +4860

    Doug: The H2 HUMMER is the most embarrassing car you can drive.
    PT Cruiser owner: Hold my beer

  • @vanderslagmulders
    @vanderslagmulders 4 года назад +2123

    “Why is there a H2 hood dangling from that helicopter?” “Uh oh...”

    • @looper7159
      @looper7159 4 года назад +69

      “Command said we were getting transportation airdopped. Instead we got a pile of rubble and a crater”

    • @Maxgenadiy
      @Maxgenadiy 3 года назад +14

      It's meant to be bars so u grab them to open the hood. It says it in the manual..

    • @justwatchfor10min87
      @justwatchfor10min87 3 года назад +13

      @@Maxgenadiy no one said it wasnt....

    • @dallasfrost1996
      @dallasfrost1996 3 года назад

      Oh wow, great comment, crap ton of likes, but barely any comments? That's a new one! Great comment as well!

    • @mrfashionguy1
      @mrfashionguy1 3 года назад +7

      @@Maxgenadiy someone owns an H2.. hahah

  • @nick0164
    @nick0164 7 лет назад +8127

    Doug DeMuro, the type of guy to rent your car just to make fun of it

    • @LavenderBluz
      @LavenderBluz 7 лет назад +34

      SomeOffensiveKid05 I would

    • @pauljr.harrington1905
      @pauljr.harrington1905 7 лет назад +50

      SomeOffensiveKid05 Rent a car to make fun of it? Vehicle Virgins - and especially me - has the car for you; the Toyota Prius. If I were to rent something to talk trash on it would be a Prius. The reason Vehicle Virgins rented a Prius was so he can talk trash on it and drag race it like that guy who did 61 in a 25 with his Prius in Horrible Bosses.

    • @KTSN94
      @KTSN94 7 лет назад +26

      It's more like a joke on the person who purchased the vehicle, to begin with. Literally jokes on them.

    • @nick0164
      @nick0164 7 лет назад +9

      Paul Jr. Harrington I'd rather have a Mitsubishi mirage than a prius

    • @JustReadable
      @JustReadable 7 лет назад +10

      What is the point. Should he buy it first? He is reviewing this car and shows his opinion which he is clearly entitled to.

  • @makwaphy
    @makwaphy Год назад +119

    After watching this I trusted my instinct and bought one last week. Mine is 20yrs old with 150k and it's surprisingly quiet on rough roads. My steering isn't loose my body doesn't roll and as a non City dweller who lives off dirt roads, I found it's the best riding vehicle I've ever been in. It's very comfortable and feels like a pillow on rough roads at 50 miles an hour. It is a bit ridiculous for City people though. I pulled a semi truck and trailer off of a four-by-four only road yesterday. A Jeep showed up and turned around because he didn't knew he didn't have a prayer pulling a semi. These things are like a Jeep but for men. I get all the quirky things and the cheap gm stuff but for performance and reliability this thing is serious. By the way I'm getting 13 MPGs in the city.

    • @Zihark_
      @Zihark_ Год назад +9

      Exactly!! I used to have an SUT and I'm looking at an H2 now. Basically a bigger cozier more powerful jeep. Who cares if they're obnoxious, that's half the fun. 😂

    • @dreamwalker3698
      @dreamwalker3698 Год назад +12

      This guy can’t see past his entitlement! A true review would include allllllllll pros and cons. I have never felt more embarrassed watching a young kid act like this on a review! It seems no one respects OR appreciates anything anymore, unless it’s totally millennial upgraded 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @makwaphy
      @makwaphy Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/R9buIH65qLY/видео.htmlsi=fvTibqfZVG6MHNda

    • @timleture2566
      @timleture2566 11 месяцев назад

      Man, that is well said. This guy is both irritating and an idiot who'd fail cooking school. @@dreamwalker3698

    • @thezmafia
      @thezmafia 11 месяцев назад +5

      Not to mention if you have the 6.0 in it it’s a bulletproof engine

  • @mr.peanutbutter6969
    @mr.peanutbutter6969 5 лет назад +1868

    Owner: awww he told me he liked it

    • @paxtonulrich7673
      @paxtonulrich7673 4 года назад +48

      Mr. Peanutbutter this comment made me sad😢

    • @franciscoroque2383
      @franciscoroque2383 4 года назад +12

      @@paxtonulrich7673 same!!!

    • @comicsams5399
      @comicsams5399 4 года назад +6

      Don’t you have a horse to be taking to your agent’s wedding?

  • @brian95240
    @brian95240 5 лет назад +982

    Doug would find his HS bully, rent his car, then roast it on YT to get revenge. 😂😂

  • @jamazonnewyork3221
    @jamazonnewyork3221 Год назад +109

    One good thing about this vehicle is that it has tons of room inside for tools or to sleep in. It also has 8 bolt hubs that will be able to handle big tires and a semi floating 14 bolt rear axle on coils with link suspension. Sturdy and decent clearance.

  • @CH-vd6gf
    @CH-vd6gf 5 лет назад +1042

    I think convertible pt cruisers are the most embarrassing cars. They make me uncomfortable.

    • @keturahlove4500
      @keturahlove4500 5 лет назад +5

      Agreed

    • @Lazarus-aap
      @Lazarus-aap 5 лет назад +11

      Don't you mean unconvertible?

    • @Lazarus-aap
      @Lazarus-aap 5 лет назад

      But yeah, I agree

    • @cgivo1991
      @cgivo1991 5 лет назад +10

      The Pontiac aztek

    • @myboy051
      @myboy051 5 лет назад +10

      Lmao 😂 I’m a Automotive tech , I had one come in to the shop with the top down . I had to test drive it for a overheating issue, I fucking hated it !!!

  • @thejkyle
    @thejkyle 5 лет назад +2371

    Ah yes, the H2. Part of the mid 2000s coke dealer starter set.

    • @SportsSharp412
      @SportsSharp412 4 года назад +213

      No sir, that was second gen Escalade on 24's. Get your coke whips correct, don't be like Doug with facts..

    • @NicholasAdamDemonte
      @NicholasAdamDemonte 4 года назад +133

      No, no, no, you’re both wrong. That’s the Chrysler 300 on 24s.

    • @youngufo3206
      @youngufo3206 4 года назад +6

      Ultimate One naw

    • @NicholasAdamDemonte
      @NicholasAdamDemonte 4 года назад +22

      Duragg Danny I spotted the Chrysler 300 owner.

    • @blewyd
      @blewyd 4 года назад +15

      And starter set of low income suburbs who all bought the h2 used.

  • @Chance-ry1hq
    @Chance-ry1hq 5 лет назад +610

    The owner of this H2 must have really pissed off ole “Dougie two shirts”.

  • @Marc-Anthony00
    @Marc-Anthony00 2 года назад +164

    I loved my H1 and H2! The H2 is nothing like the H1. Completely different. Both had plus and minus. I would bet most H2 buyers never rode in a H1.

    • @FMChimera
      @FMChimera 2 года назад +9

      Got both. My H1 escaped from an auction in Georgia. The H2 is the civilized version.

    • @shadowofpain8144
      @shadowofpain8144 Год назад +2

      Bought two new h2 the Christmas of 05.
      Best vehicle ever I no longer own them but both are looking like new and nearly 500,000 miles.
      If I had any Idea they would make it past 200 I never would have sold both.

    • @moomaniac2932
      @moomaniac2932 Год назад

      ​@@shadowofpain8144 I don't believe you

    • @chaddoerge5554
      @chaddoerge5554 Год назад +5

      The video was funny. I am in the Army I have driven H1s for over 10 years. I have a 10 inch lifted H2. I have a lot of fun fixed most of the design flaws but all in all it's a fun driving experience.

    • @moomaniac2932
      @moomaniac2932 Год назад

      @@chaddoerge5554 how did you fix the design flaws?

  • @MiguelY22
    @MiguelY22 5 лет назад +615

    HUMMER HUMMER. H2 H2. HUMMER. H2 H2 H2 my favorite part of the video

    • @joshhendra8692
      @joshhendra8692 5 лет назад +4

      Miguel Yanez lmao

    • @GhostVare
      @GhostVare 5 лет назад +12

      I burst laugh hard at that part though lol

    • @gtaplayer676
      @gtaplayer676 5 лет назад

      It’s was annoying

    • @cyre9188
      @cyre9188 5 лет назад +3

      ill make a beat out of this

    • @skeeline6176
      @skeeline6176 5 лет назад +3

      feels like a very low budget hummer ad

  • @tgms177
    @tgms177 7 лет назад +4884

    every rapper of the early 2000s disagrees with you

    • @CanMan125_
      @CanMan125_ 7 лет назад +233

      tgms177 youre 100% right cuz im a huge fan of 90's-00's hip hop and i fucking love the H2😂

    • @tjstar72
      @tjstar72 7 лет назад +131

      tgms177 Lol that was Eminems only car back then and I think he still has one

    • @AdamLeuer
      @AdamLeuer 7 лет назад +73

      And pray tell, Charlie Sthill, what profound insight into the genre of rap music are you privy to that apparently no Black person (I assume you've spoken to them all) has yet to stumble upon?

    • @D1991-r3n
      @D1991-r3n 7 лет назад +49

      Charlie Sthill what does a person choice of music has to do with anything. Should I make myself like county or metal I don't understand the point of your comment. And just more then blacks enjoy rap music just like more then white enjoy county, pop or heavy metal.

    • @warrenmatt5099
      @warrenmatt5099 7 лет назад

      tgms177 hahaaaaaah hahaaaa

  • @SOLDOZER
    @SOLDOZER 5 лет назад +1237

    This thing was the hottest vehicle on the market in 2004.

    • @jamesritch5245
      @jamesritch5245 5 лет назад +133

      Yes to all douchebags lol

    • @MusaDays808
      @MusaDays808 5 лет назад +148

      @@jamesritch5245 Well, You Cant Be Calling People Douchebags When You Obviously Sound Like One 🙄

    • @antrax607
      @antrax607 5 лет назад +31

      Nfs underground

    • @herbienbrian2
      @herbienbrian2 5 лет назад +69

      The staple of every MTV Cribs driveway

    • @TonyMontana-hb6uj
      @TonyMontana-hb6uj 5 лет назад +2

      @@jamesritch5245 Douchebags are the best

  • @erikcopeland
    @erikcopeland Год назад +77

    Despite all these "cons" i still have a crush on H2s and H1. Oh what the hell, early 2000s suburbans, escalades, yukon Denalis, navigators, excursions all hold a massive special place in my heart 😄

    • @dazednconfusedrn
      @dazednconfusedrn Год назад +5

      ugh i love all of them so much to be completely honest. if only gas prices weren’t so heinously high up here in canada 😭

    • @erikcopeland
      @erikcopeland Год назад +1

      @@dazednconfusedrn yeah, it's not too different here in the US

  • @aznbx2417
    @aznbx2417 4 года назад +2732

    Convinced that Doug lost a girl to an H2 owner...

  • @bravocharliedelta4
    @bravocharliedelta4 5 лет назад +426

    Legend has it Doug is still reading all of the H2 and Hummer logos.

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 5 лет назад +9

      AITCH-TOOOO *HUMMEERRRRR* .... AITCH-TOOOOOOO!

    • @gedojsam3543
      @gedojsam3543 5 лет назад

      😂😂awesome one

    • @genius2000
      @genius2000 5 лет назад

      It’s still better than “does the Ghibli?”

    • @capriceboney5394
      @capriceboney5394 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣

  • @moritz.m1737
    @moritz.m1737 5 лет назад +2136

    I still dont understand, why i loved hummers as a kid

    • @adamez6885
      @adamez6885 5 лет назад +41

      Doctor. Moe same lol

    • @fardnia9434
      @fardnia9434 5 лет назад +133

      Doctor. Moe well the H1 was dope

    • @atvlover25
      @atvlover25 5 лет назад +9

      Same

    • @jerryakamuadams6399
      @jerryakamuadams6399 5 лет назад +75

      when i was a kid i was like, i want one when i grow up. then i grew up and realized they are gas guzzlers. so instead i got a chevy suburban...much more fuel efficient

    • @johncrandall5782
      @johncrandall5782 5 лет назад +88

      Because every rap artist put one in their video, and they were the preferred vehicle of drug dealers

  • @vernonpaigejr.1517
    @vernonpaigejr.1517 Год назад +24

    I wouldn't be embarrassed in this.

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 Год назад +7

      If anything it's a flex to be able to afford 10-13 MPG. Wish I could own an H2

    • @1985_Honda_CRX_Si
      @1985_Honda_CRX_Si 7 месяцев назад

      ok

    • @Unloaded74
      @Unloaded74 2 месяца назад +1

      I'd be really happy in it

  • @plumbingstuffinoregon2471
    @plumbingstuffinoregon2471 5 лет назад +3331

    Ya know what's even more embarrassing than a Hummer H2?
    A bright *yellow* H2.

  • @leonj1844
    @leonj1844 5 лет назад +473

    0:20 imagine letting Doug demuro reviewing ur car thinking u were cool all just for him to talk shit

    • @Batman-wv5ng
      @Batman-wv5ng 5 лет назад +3

      Leon J It’s disgrace ,and he makes big money the moron .

    • @katie-st8nx
      @katie-st8nx 5 лет назад +11

      @@Batman-wv5ng some cars are bad. should he lie to spare feelings?

    • @williampotter2098
      @williampotter2098 5 лет назад

      @@Batman-wv5ng Well a very smart moron ...

    • @kchiatt2520
      @kchiatt2520 5 лет назад

      @Fawexx if it's dog shit, he isn't going to sugar coat it.

  • @hedge6607
    @hedge6607 5 лет назад +2150

    I still see people with H2s, but they always seem to be at a gas station...

    • @Quicksilver_Cookie
      @Quicksilver_Cookie 5 лет назад +107

      No kidding. I've seen a couple over the recent years, and now thinking about it...they were all at the gas station Oo

    • @chezchez995
      @chezchez995 5 лет назад +51

      Gas eaters

    • @punnequraq
      @punnequraq 5 лет назад +17

      BrightFunFun all cars except electric cars eat gas lmao

    • @louie8559
      @louie8559 5 лет назад +69

      @@Quicksilver_Cookie becouse the car is faster than the light and only time you can see them is at the gas station.

    • @codyharrison8612
      @codyharrison8612 5 лет назад +25

      This guy just hates nice cars it seems.

  • @Kennerdoll
    @Kennerdoll 2 года назад +102

    it can be an embarrassing vehicle to you but to some of us its heaven on earth.

    • @SanchoGracie
      @SanchoGracie Год назад +3

      H3 & H2 owner. I'd part with one of my children before one of my Hummers.

    • @dreamwalker3698
      @dreamwalker3698 Год назад +4

      Sadly, he is showing his maturity level!!!!!!

    • @foxaviationservice773
      @foxaviationservice773 11 месяцев назад +3

      They’re good trucks, I mean. I have one as a project vehicle and it’s extremely fun to drive.

    • @Unloaded74
      @Unloaded74 2 месяца назад +2

      And it's heaven on earth to me, I have h3, good car, never broken-down in all of it's 87,000 miles

    • @Unloaded74
      @Unloaded74 2 месяца назад +1

      @@SanchoGracie h3 owner, I would also do *ANYTHING* for my hummer

  • @vectoredthrust5214
    @vectoredthrust5214 6 лет назад +5083

    I'm so embarrassed to say that when I was like 12, I thought this was one of the coolest cars ever. Still, I was 12 at the time

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 лет назад +395

      Vectored Thrust You should be more embarrassed that you’re a sheep who’s only saying that because you think agreeing with Doug will make you part of the cool crowd.
      The H2 Hummer is a kick ass vehicle.

    • @vectoredthrust5214
      @vectoredthrust5214 6 лет назад +377

      Well, for a start I've thought the H2 was stupid long before I discovered Doug Demuro.
      You should feel even more embarrassed to think it's "kick-ass" when everyone is laughing at you and assuming your penis is smaller than a AAA battery

    • @vectoredthrust5214
      @vectoredthrust5214 6 лет назад +82

      Samuelfish I've done that plenty this morning anyways. It's a good way to wake my boyfriend up, I have to say. Also, my dad is quite proud of me for finding someone who makes me happy and I'm prepared to call a life partner. I'll admit he was a bit hesitant at first, but he's warmed up to him.
      That being said, I don't feel comfortable discussing mature subjects with someone who, judging from your language and grammar usage, I assume is 12 years old. So yeah, can steer a conversation to recommending you a car from Fisher Price you might like to drive?

    • @robink.9459
      @robink.9459 6 лет назад +103

      Homophobia is a common way to express your sexual imperfections when dealing with a lack of masculinity or other insecurities. so yes, he probably has a small penis.

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 6 лет назад +35

      Vectored Thrust we all thought it was cool

  • @tammy_thompson
    @tammy_thompson 6 лет назад +38

    I have owned my h2 since 2006 and after 12 years it has been the most reliable vehicle I have ever owned and had basically no problems. Mine does not rattle like the one you drove and the seats are very comfortable even after a 17 hour straight drive from FL to MD. It is wide and so you can’t park in small lots. It is also tall and I took off the racks so I could fit in parking garages and my garage. The handles on the hood are what you grab to pull the hood up after you unlatch the side clamps. Honestly unless you own one and have experienced the long lasting durability, well your view is only limited to the short rental time.

  • @idatethefatkid
    @idatethefatkid 3 года назад +2087

    The pre-recession 2000s were a magical time. I lived right in the middle of the northern California housing bubble and these things were EVERYWHERE.

    • @christopherjeffers485
      @christopherjeffers485 3 года назад +91

      Hahaha so TRUE! I lived in Central Valley for a while and every street someone had a hummer parked out front of the tract houses before and around the 2008 housing crash

    • @kris-wj3wj
      @kris-wj3wj 3 года назад +87

      Texas here and everyone and their mom was trading their big trucks for the hummer lol. Then what seemed like a few months later everyone hated them with a passion.

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 3 года назад +77

      The McMansion era.

    • @rat-vespa
      @rat-vespa 3 года назад +41

      same for vegas. they were everywhere then suddenly nowhere

    • @Hambs
      @Hambs 3 года назад +16

      Lol my neighbor in ~2004 had one of these, what a dope that guy was.

  • @thomasjones4306
    @thomasjones4306 5 лет назад +1109

    Doug looks like the type of guy who drives a Saturn and does magic tricks on the side for entertainment.

  • @coloradorc
    @coloradorc Месяц назад +5

    So many American cars from the early-mid 2000s considered "embarrassing to drive". They are all so over the top and tacky.

  • @BoredOuttaMySkullBoi
    @BoredOuttaMySkullBoi 4 года назад +777

    3:24 part this kills me every time

  • @UltraZzTV
    @UltraZzTV 7 лет назад +2274

    I wish there was a column where I could read more about this car

    • @YungNitrous
      @YungNitrous 7 лет назад +124

      pasteaux if only

    • @dominicancheif117
      @dominicancheif117 7 лет назад +53

      Did you check autotrader.com/oversteer?

    • @vdochev
      @vdochev 7 лет назад +131

      Isn't it autosteering.com/overtrade?

    • @sadladd
      @sadladd 7 лет назад +205

      You sure it isn't Pornhub.cum/DougD

    • @IWillSmurfYou
      @IWillSmurfYou 7 лет назад +27

      ^ BigD

  • @willywillywillywillywilly
    @willywillywillywillywilly 7 лет назад +439

    That shift lever literally just gave me osteoporosis.

    • @c.r.n7315
      @c.r.n7315 7 лет назад +17

      Willy Willy really it gave me crippling depression

    • @jessepinkman5409
      @jessepinkman5409 7 лет назад +14

      Willy Willy It made my dick 6 INCHES LONGER, NOW I HAVE 8 INCHES TO FUCK WITH.

    • @doodskie999
      @doodskie999 7 лет назад +4

      it gave me crippling depression

    • @nigeloyunixnigeljune3924
      @nigeloyunixnigeljune3924 7 лет назад

      Willy Willy wtf

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 7 лет назад +4

      That, and you may also have problems absorbing calcium into your body. It's probably a 50-50.

  • @718EngrCo
    @718EngrCo 2 года назад +125

    I have a friend who bought one new. He still drives it every day and it looks brand new. I can’t imagine how much time and money he spends on maintenance.

    • @theerealatm
      @theerealatm 2 года назад +13

      Gas going up now too... Not a good time to be a H2 or H3 owner.

    • @beefnacos6258
      @beefnacos6258 2 года назад +11

      I see perfect looking Hummers sound like they are going to blow up. I just laugh.

    • @lucasrodriguezfontan8451
      @lucasrodriguezfontan8451 2 года назад +19

      What do you care how much he spends on his stuff? Mind your own business.

    • @davidearea242
      @davidearea242 2 года назад +12

      @@lucasrodriguezfontan8451- He didn't say he cared. He said he 'can't imagine'. What do you care what the OP thinks about? Mind your own business.

    • @BlueShift2000
      @BlueShift2000 2 года назад +3

      This car would eat an original mini as breakfast, meanwhile the H1 eats an entire bus.

  • @andrewmichael651
    @andrewmichael651 7 лет назад +1773

    I wear Oakley sunglasses, plaid shorts, and I'm prematurely balding…I also yell at my wife in public…
    By God, I have found my S.U.V!

    • @snakewhisperer2010
      @snakewhisperer2010 7 лет назад +9

      :))))

    • @jackwilsey8943
      @jackwilsey8943 7 лет назад +32

      Andrew Michael ha why isn't this pinned

    • @Dark6star
      @Dark6star 7 лет назад +71

      Don't forget the big clunky leather sandals.

    • @zhbvenkhoReload
      @zhbvenkhoReload 7 лет назад +2

      hahahahahah

    • @daneg007
      @daneg007 7 лет назад +21

      Andrew Michael im all about jean shorts and dirt driveways, so i definitely have one of these.

  • @StuPedahso
    @StuPedahso 7 лет назад +2075

    The most embarrassing car to drive is the one the bank still owns.

    • @mr.o2291
      @mr.o2291 7 лет назад +77

      First Last Smart man

    • @pqlamzhunter
      @pqlamzhunter 7 лет назад +28

      First Last Lol strong cope

    • @CHEVYSORCROWNS
      @CHEVYSORCROWNS 7 лет назад +59

      First Last Absolutely, I have a friend that has a vehicle that's on repo and he still customizes it to this day.

    • @cbake9440
      @cbake9440 7 лет назад +42

      First Last dont get it? you want to have things the bank owns,its called credit.let me guess.you buy 1500 dollar junk yard cars cash and tell everyone they cost more than what you actually paid, and that you're better than everyone else cuz you own your stuff right?

    • @StuPedahso
      @StuPedahso 7 лет назад +64

      Cody Baker​​ your sentence structure is a bit incoherent. So I'll try to Cypher through your trash grammar... Not sure what you don't get about my statement. It's simply put so that a five years old could understand it. Not sure where you live or come from, but I live in a very progressive area of the US where saving your money to buy things outright isn't frowned upon. If you want to overpay for your things by paying lenders, then be a stupid ass for the duration of your life, but you could achieve that without being an asshole to ppl who have their financial house in order. Have good day.

  • @NDN_FTR
    @NDN_FTR 3 года назад +731

    The yellow ones look like "special" buses.

    • @DehaniVlogs
      @DehaniVlogs 3 года назад +11

      🤣

    • @genogrinberg6014
      @genogrinberg6014 3 года назад +12

      The people inside them sure are "special"

    • @DrSteveJ-gd3gn
      @DrSteveJ-gd3gn 3 года назад +3

      Yes we all saw Better Call Saul!

    • @evolxzione
      @evolxzione 3 года назад +17

      when someone talks about a Yellow Hummer H2 I just think of Better Call Saul...

    • @roswell266
      @roswell266 3 года назад +8

      lol looks like a lego piece

  • @Booboobear-eo4es
    @Booboobear-eo4es 2 года назад +2

    The Hummer H2 is the most embarrassing vehicle you can drive. Until you get a massive snowstorm.

  • @thecrazeecow1682
    @thecrazeecow1682 3 года назад +762

    H2 “poor rear visibility from window”
    Humvee: imagine having rear visibility

    • @user-el5mg4it9t
      @user-el5mg4it9t 3 года назад +37

      Humvee: Lol mortar strike goes pew pew

    • @SanguineSeth
      @SanguineSeth 3 года назад +5

      I mean humvees are bit better

    • @thecrazeecow1682
      @thecrazeecow1682 3 года назад +2

      @@SanguineSeth don’t get me wrong I have a thing for humvees

    • @SanguineSeth
      @SanguineSeth 3 года назад +5

      @@thecrazeecow1682 I do too, Humvee's are more tankier looking and body wise. They sound mean too.

    • @diamond3838
      @diamond3838 2 года назад +2

      @@SanguineSeth theyre not all that. Humvees tend to break down quite easily

  • @WdnUlik2no
    @WdnUlik2no 4 года назад +592

    "HUMMER! H2!!!! H2!!!!HUMMER!! HUMMER!!! HUMMER!!!! HUMMER!! H2!! HUMMER"

    • @axeltank06
      @axeltank06 4 года назад +9

      I'm waiting for the 10 min. version. Either that or a remix.

    • @hoeboy45dan68
      @hoeboy45dan68 4 года назад +2

      Butter dog the dog with the butter on em

    • @Ben_Gawenda
      @Ben_Gawenda 4 года назад

      The frog with the gingerale

    • @G59METH
      @G59METH 3 года назад

      You missed HUMMER three times

    • @pratikvyas9626
      @pratikvyas9626 3 года назад

      sounded like an 8-bit game sound effect

  • @nimyork4504
    @nimyork4504 5 лет назад +744

    Doug the type of guy to wear crocs with socks

    • @sashacurcic1685
      @sashacurcic1685 5 лет назад +13

      Nim. The type of guy who owns an H2.

    • @daveyboy_
      @daveyboy_ 5 лет назад +24

      The video would be more plausible if this guy didnt look like such a dork

    • @WaZZa00
      @WaZZa00 5 лет назад +1

      Sasha Curcic you gotta chill it's a joke not an insult

    • @maurice2014
      @maurice2014 5 лет назад +4

      or wear crocs period

    • @audiwankenobi361
      @audiwankenobi361 5 лет назад +5

      Wow,people ARE still making "Doug the type of guy" jokes....

  • @punishersoriano2895
    @punishersoriano2895 2 года назад +5

    He clowned on the H2 so bad.
    Growing up in middle school,high school when these were in there prime.
    Everyone wanted one, and if you had one ultimate definition of a baller.
    Sitting on 24s or the off road look.
    Where im from back in the day these things had respect and people would move out of your way.
    Maybe he got bullied by a hummer owner or ran off the road haha

  • @imnotmattdamon
    @imnotmattdamon 7 лет назад +2528

    It's not as embarrassing as the Pontiac Aztec we're gonna make you drive.

    • @patrickpelletier6315
      @patrickpelletier6315 7 лет назад +21

      Boris Lienks i dont think the Aztec can be worse than this, and yes i know what i just said sounds crazy. but think about it. both the H2 and H3 were horrible shit. so was the Aztec. i think both are just as terrible as each other

    • @97I30T
      @97I30T 7 лет назад +95

      Boris Lienks Nah the Aztec is cool now because Walter White.

    • @brettklenk4506
      @brettklenk4506 7 лет назад

      Sadly Doug didn't add the Aztec to his list. It was the number one car.. I think he just threw it out..

    • @militaRee94
      @militaRee94 7 лет назад +2

      Boris Lienks he better get an aztek

    • @Browningate
      @Browningate 7 лет назад +6

      Not really. The Aztec is a cheap shot joke, but it actually has some redeeming van-like qualities, so it's not a more-embarrassing vehicle to drive than the H2.

  • @gdawgs101
    @gdawgs101 3 года назад +941

    Doug: the Hummer H2 is the most embarrassing car to drive
    Pontiac Aztek: Am I a joke to you?

    • @tonymontana1717
      @tonymontana1717 3 года назад +99

      Say my name !

    • @Tracert-mc1hu
      @Tracert-mc1hu 3 года назад +171

      At least the Aztec doesn't lie about what it is. That's the joke with the Hummer, it's a crappy GM SUV lying about being a military vehicle, whereas the Aztec is just a crappy GM SUV being a crappy GM SUV.

    • @bgc3864
      @bgc3864 3 года назад +29

      A smart car is worse

    • @P7777-u7r
      @P7777-u7r 3 года назад +68

      Pontiac Azteks have become "neat" with age because you dont see many of them anymore and theyre kinda representative of early 00s attempts at "futuristic" styling

    • @cali2468
      @cali2468 3 года назад +15

      @@P7777-u7r Never anything "neat" about a Pontiac Aztek. For the record, you didn't see many on the road back when they were introduced. They're one of the reasons why Pontiac is no more.

  • @MilesPrower1992
    @MilesPrower1992 4 года назад +1254

    The gas mileage of a semi, the offroad performance of a sports car, and the coolness of... walking. If even.

    • @planets9102
      @planets9102 3 года назад +105

      If you're well dressed you can look cool walking. Can't say the same of this thing.

    • @lejohnd2430
      @lejohnd2430 3 года назад +5

      All in one

    • @camryd7981
      @camryd7981 3 года назад +59

      Off-road performance of a sports car? You have obviously never taken one through the mud. It’s hard to get them stuck because they just keep plowing through. Look up videos on RUclips

    • @camryd7981
      @camryd7981 3 года назад +9

      I can agree on the semi part

    • @braneden
      @braneden 3 года назад +34

      You can't get a hummer stuck what are you talking about unless it's performance. I've never had this thing stuck in feet of snow.

  • @craigbragg3920
    @craigbragg3920 2 года назад +6

    You’re entitled to your opinion but after 10 years of having an H2 i think every family should have one. Maybe not as their daily driver but as an all around utility vehicle. It will do anything you want. Pull a boat or bobcat…. go through mud but even better in snow. Perfect vacation vehicle…. the H2 got my family out of harms way during a flash flood while on vacation hundreds of miles from home. It has a hitch in the front where i have a removable winch. My H2 is an 03 with 240 thow miles …. i wouldn’t sell it for 50k because you can’t buy anything that will do what it can for less than 60k now…. you have many points that i can’t deny but the H2 is a tool and for what you can buy one for now it’s a steal and great investment…. good luck bro thanks for your content

    • @schnilos5481
      @schnilos5481 2 года назад

      It seems like a Jeep Grand Cherokee with the hemi and a lift kit would be able to do all of what you said but for far cheaper and with better gas mileage

  • @malcolmmckinley6677
    @malcolmmckinley6677 5 лет назад +345

    HUMMER, for when a Wrangler is too aerodynamic

    • @ernodios
      @ernodios 5 лет назад +5

      You made my day, sir 🤣

    • @diegogalicia1260
      @diegogalicia1260 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @m1abrams1776
      @m1abrams1776 5 лет назад +1

      Surprisingly my wrangler is less aerodynamic than my h2

    • @Janne_Eronen
      @Janne_Eronen 5 лет назад +1

      dont diss my favourite car. Stop or i will go vegan.

    • @gabrielgarifas1202
      @gabrielgarifas1202 5 лет назад

      @@m1abrams1776 with a username like that I'm not surprised you own both 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TrevorPhilips
    @TrevorPhilips 5 лет назад +362

    Mammoth Patriot is the dopest vehicle you can drive around Los Santos

  • @Martin_Karia
    @Martin_Karia 5 лет назад +206

    Doug, the type of guy to wear 2 short sleeves t-shirts

    • @spacegost9969
      @spacegost9969 5 лет назад +1

      same, so what?

    • @Sekkzc
      @Sekkzc 5 лет назад +6

      VETTESET it was funny

    • @kchiatt2520
      @kchiatt2520 5 лет назад

      Mormons do it.

    • @MasterLoda
      @MasterLoda 5 лет назад +2

      @VETTESET u are the type of the guy who everyone calls dumbass

    • @zachdurocher1166
      @zachdurocher1166 5 лет назад

      While driving million-dollar hypercars

  • @bottomofthemap696
    @bottomofthemap696 2 года назад +52

    I worked at a repair shop and I loved the room this thing had in it and the air vents made me think, why don't all manufacturers do this?

    • @antoniotula262
      @antoniotula262 2 года назад +1

      I sat in one at a car show & was surprised. Seeing it from outside I expected more room. We checked out an Expedition, Yukon & Armada. All had more usable actual room.

    • @hexjumper1060
      @hexjumper1060 Год назад +1

      The H2 has all vital components within the frame rails and protected by plates, grid guards, and cross members. The shifter location is perfect, otherwise it would have had to go on the column. Borg Warner transfer case, Eaton lockers, factory grind bars and a bulletproof engine. I love it still.

    • @timmothyhuff882
      @timmothyhuff882 Год назад

      I love mine! It's the toughest vehicle I've ever owned! 550k no major break down yet.

  • @AmkoVK
    @AmkoVK 5 лет назад +588

    Well Doug isn’t lying. There’s a reason why Hummer went out of business

    • @WheelsRCool
      @WheelsRCool 5 лет назад +118

      It went out of business because of the 2008 crash and recession, and then rising gas prices. It had little to do with anyone considering it "embarrassing."

    • @BC08
      @BC08 5 лет назад +62

      He might not be lying, but he damn sure is wrong... again. The H2 sucks, but I can think of 5-10 vehicles that are far more embarrassing to drive than the H2. Doug is just a poor troll

    • @BC08
      @BC08 5 лет назад +7

      Also, I’m not saying Doug is poor, just that he is bad at being a troll in spite of trying so hard.

    • @sashacurcic1685
      @sashacurcic1685 5 лет назад +12

      @@BC08 I dunno, B C. You seem to try pretty~ hard insulting him and clarifying your insult.

    • @BC08
      @BC08 5 лет назад +7

      Sasha Curcic Are you a poor troll too?

  • @SUPERNOVO.
    @SUPERNOVO. 5 лет назад +357

    Doug the type of guy who wears double t-shirt...in Florida!

    • @ipearlsht4656
      @ipearlsht4656 5 лет назад +1

      eduardo stooop 😜😌😍

    • @illuminatisports9551
      @illuminatisports9551 5 лет назад +2

      hahahahaha!! He trying to look thicker so he won't get slapped by a Hummer owner.

    • @MCSalamouny
      @MCSalamouny 5 лет назад

      I wear double t shirts in uae..

    • @KhariDaKidd
      @KhariDaKidd 5 лет назад

      eduardo von garcia 😂😂😂

    • @williampotter2098
      @williampotter2098 5 лет назад

      I think the guy is smart as hell and works hard to point out the details of cars he reviews. But that's just me ...

  • @TAGsRC
    @TAGsRC 7 лет назад +478

    Doug can you seriously start a new series and just roast crappy cars in it? This was too hilarious. You have to keep doing more of these and separate them from your general car reviews.

  • @woodyforest2100
    @woodyforest2100 2 года назад +54

    I spent a few months researching the 2017 cars and trucks to decide which to buy. I knew I was going to buy something, but I had to wait for an investment check to come through so I figured why not use the time to be sure what I wanted and be happy with the purchase. HANDS DOWN the H2 RANKED LAST in every review I looked at. The warranty claims were TWO per automobile! (As compared to one in ten thousand for the Camry.) Sadly, Land Rover did really bad as well. Now when I see either of those on the road I think: “Aah, More money than common sense.”

    • @trentdaddydolla647
      @trentdaddydolla647 2 года назад +6

      I would buy a hummer over a land Rover. Atleast the hummer won't leave you stranded with the shifter problem like land Rover lol

    • @FMChimera
      @FMChimera 2 года назад +4

      H2's continue to bring high dollars. A used Land Rover...you better like it because you're pretty much stuck with it.

    • @davidswink6653
      @davidswink6653 2 года назад +6

      You spent months researching a 2017 hummer
      What a crock of shit ..they quit making them long before that

    • @thomascavanah9514
      @thomascavanah9514 Год назад +3

      @@davidswink6653 Yes, hes a Camary owner and a liar.

    • @thomascavanah9514
      @thomascavanah9514 Год назад +1

      Camary owner and liar I presume.

  • @VTECheart
    @VTECheart 7 лет назад +924

    If you think the H2 is embarassing in Florida, try driving it in a civilized state

    • @ur_cowboy
      @ur_cowboy 7 лет назад +34

      just roasted every one in florida

    • @Shorty15c4007
      @Shorty15c4007 7 лет назад +23

      can't argue with that. it's a mad house down here.

    • @SangheiliSpecOp
      @SangheiliSpecOp 7 лет назад +5

      Carbon Addiction yeah I lived in FL since 2003, people are crazy here, including me lol. I'm a furry that drives like a mad fox in a Mustang wooo

    • @ZerotheWanderer
      @ZerotheWanderer 7 лет назад +26

      As a life long Floridian, he's not wrong.

    • @Eszra
      @Eszra 7 лет назад +1

      Hey now VTECheart, there are many civil people in this state. It's not our fault people are shit drivers.

  • @CauseNeffect906
    @CauseNeffect906 4 года назад +99

    All those dislikes are H2 Owners 😂

    • @joeneri150
      @joeneri150 3 года назад +4

      Especially the ones who have with spinners

    • @Michael-tm6vs
      @Michael-tm6vs 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewgreen4564
      @matthewgreen4564 3 года назад +1

      They were quite the fad from 2002 to 2008. The gas shortage ( which appears to be looming again) killed their popularity

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut 3 года назад

      @@matthewgreen4564 seems to be more of the chip shortage because of all the pointless computerization that raises car prices by 10k

  • @gb.03
    @gb.03 7 лет назад +286

    theses a pink hummer with chrome alloys that goes to my school and it gave people cancer

    • @bardus2356
      @bardus2356 7 лет назад +10

      Gary Berberian I think you're hilarious with your cancer joke

    • @tobeawesome7130
      @tobeawesome7130 7 лет назад

      K

    • @heartofjustice6041
      @heartofjustice6041 7 лет назад +5

      pink hummer? thats got to be the manliest looking vehicle ever

    • @taunusv4power
      @taunusv4power 7 лет назад

      +Heart of Justice sure it is! specially one with the roof chopped up, you'll end up having the panty & stocking's cartoon hummer!!

    • @marshallzaid521
      @marshallzaid521 7 лет назад

      Gary Berberian what a coincidence. Me too!

  • @JH-jh2oe
    @JH-jh2oe 2 года назад +20

    I saw an H2 that was lifted and boy did the engine sound awesome these vehicles get 500,000 miles and that is really reliable that's if you keep maintenance and of course enjoy the hefty belt Hummer because it weighs between 6500 and 8500 lb and that is a really good connection to the Earth and great traction it being so heavy and getting through a lot of rough terrain. I really like this vehicle and the reason it gets 11 miles to the gallon is because it's so heavy they're just isn't anything that much heavier than this and it's got some nice curves the way it's laid out and it just looks very intimidating and a really good machine to drive off road. Thanks for the review I might buy one of these.

    • @aljaberhk
      @aljaberhk 2 года назад +2

      still weird how it weighs and consumes more gas than a chevrolet/gmc suburban of the same era

    • @JH-jh2oe
      @JH-jh2oe 2 года назад +1

      @@aljaberhk yes, heavier meaning more connected to the earth gravitational pull. Lighter vehicle is easier to roll over

    • @longlivechina7538
      @longlivechina7538 Год назад

      I hope u bought one

    • @JH-jh2oe
      @JH-jh2oe Год назад

      @@aljaberhk right, but superior in terms of over ground movement.

    • @JH-jh2oe
      @JH-jh2oe Год назад

      @@longlivechina7538 I have too many vehicles now, but I'm selling soon. A possibility if I found one in blue or silver

  • @xcxprince5526
    @xcxprince5526 7 лет назад +730

    Hummer, H2, H2 Hummer, *opens door* Hummer, Hummer, Hummer Hummer, Hummer, H2, Hummer, Hummer, Hummer.
    Too many Hummers humming!

    • @angelomanalosg3273
      @angelomanalosg3273 7 лет назад +1

      XcxPrince hummer!!!

    • @AmandaWoolsey
      @AmandaWoolsey 7 лет назад +4

      That killed me too! 😂

    • @Liam-sh3bp
      @Liam-sh3bp 7 лет назад +1

      AHHHHH! Get the Priuses!!!!

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt 7 лет назад +1

      Hhhuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @frequencyhealingbracelets2194
      @frequencyhealingbracelets2194 7 лет назад +4

      this guy talking bad about an H2 Hummer allegedly had his girlfriend stolen from a guy you had an H2 Hummer so if the guy really knew what he was talking about he would realize that the step bar is not a regional part of the Hummer it is a aftermarket this guy is such a clown

  • @mark_warrior998
    @mark_warrior998 6 лет назад +84

    Damn the quality, it's the cheapest interior I've seen on a Suv

    • @The_Fat_Turtle
      @The_Fat_Turtle 6 лет назад

      Even some of the Mercedes SUV's of that era weren't special in anyway. Especially the M-series from that time period, which felt and looked more like a Toyota that you paid Lexus prices for.

    • @stephensanchez6199
      @stephensanchez6199 6 лет назад +2

      Snow Wolf oh shut up your probebly defending a gay hummer

    • @robertpetrea23
      @robertpetrea23 6 лет назад

      try a dacia duster

    • @dabeast1246
      @dabeast1246 5 лет назад

      Interior doesn't bother me. All it matters is that this car is an MVP in the winter

  • @tylerhoyt136
    @tylerhoyt136 4 года назад +39

    Funny thing is, everyone whose ever actually owned a H2 says they love it lol. I think of NFSU2 when I see one of these, and all the crazy awesome things you can do to it

  • @mosesmartinez2954
    @mosesmartinez2954 Год назад +8

    I have a H3 and i absolutely love it. Yes the visibility is not well but you have to understand it is still a hummer. And always get offers on it. But I do have to agree with the very cheap plastic that used.

    • @Unloaded74
      @Unloaded74 2 месяца назад

      I also have one
      At least the fitting is really good, none of the plastics creak

  • @mikewittner5954
    @mikewittner5954 7 лет назад +1287

    Did anyone else lose it he kept saying HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER

    • @FishFind3000
      @FishFind3000 7 лет назад +23

      Mike Wittner no, it was annoying

    • @tudvalstone
      @tudvalstone 7 лет назад +7

      Why, he was just reading the car inscripts

    • @vsbb6
      @vsbb6 7 лет назад

      I lmfao

    • @ScottaHemi440
      @ScottaHemi440 7 лет назад +5

      might have missed it but i think there where 3 unaccounted for HUMMERS as he only did one of the wheel hummers

    • @iyerviking
      @iyerviking 7 лет назад +1

      Lol yes... :) also... Htooo, Htooo, Htooo

  • @TheMOTZYOGURT
    @TheMOTZYOGURT 6 лет назад +173

    You know its bad when there isn't even a Doug score

    • @thesilentcryptographer
      @thesilentcryptographer 6 лет назад +5

      TheMOTZYOGURT This video was from before DougScore

    • @deemanguy
      @deemanguy 5 лет назад

      If you look on the Doug score website, you can find it

  • @andytran1802
    @andytran1802 7 лет назад +445

    It's 4 a.m. I still have a paper to write but decided to watch a full review of the Hummer. Only after scrolling down to read the comments of other Hummers' owners did I decide to stop procrastinating on my English paper.

  • @stangadoboaradreaptaomoara9567
    @stangadoboaradreaptaomoara9567 9 месяцев назад +1

    Regarding the rim design and the tire inflation system on the H1: I don’t think it’s a bad thing. It’s a cool throwback to the original Hummer and I believe if any other car had something similar, Doug would like it and commend it. It’s not like a fake vent, intake or exhaust, it’s not supposed to make anyone think “oh look, that H2 has a central tire inflation system” and nobody even would (most people probably don’t know the story of it anyways). All in all, I think it’s a nice throwback and I like the way it looks

  • @thehayman7352
    @thehayman7352 6 лет назад +55

    “Hummer..Hummer...H2...HUMMER” how I imagine Hummer drivers talk to each other

  • @TheLightningSt0rm
    @TheLightningSt0rm 7 лет назад +216

    Grandpa is 90 and still drives his H3. I can't stay it. But glad he can drive a decently large vehicle at his sge

    • @05redrex1
      @05redrex1 7 лет назад +44

      Go Grandpa. Good for him, he sounds like a bad ass.

    • @xxxBradTxxx
      @xxxBradTxxx 7 лет назад +39

      >H3
      >bad ass

    • @withereffect8625
      @withereffect8625 7 лет назад +2

      Cumye West keyword "decently"

    • @xxxBradTxxx
      @xxxBradTxxx 7 лет назад +1

      My fucking Camry is about the same size as an H3

    • @GrexTheCrabasitor
      @GrexTheCrabasitor 6 лет назад +1

      Or course he could, h3s are tiny compared to what he had back then

  • @edventures9884
    @edventures9884 7 лет назад +17

    When I was younger I told myself I would by a yellow H2 Hummer.. it was my dream car back then, lol..

    • @BankaiTousen
      @BankaiTousen 7 лет назад +1

      a tank last me 7 days.......its a 32 gallon tank and 45 to fill it up from 1/4 a tank 55 almost on E....

    • @bezveze2825
      @bezveze2825 7 лет назад +1

      EdVentures Yellow is the favorite color of people who want to be special and unique but they really aren't.

  • @TheThuanAndOnly
    @TheThuanAndOnly Год назад +5

    The H2 "really somehow manages to take some of the worst things about the old H1 and the worst things about a full-size SUV or pickup and really combine them into one without giving you any of the benefits of any vehicle that you might actually want to be driving" (@8:16).
    And that, my friend, is how Doug came to serve.

  • @EliteProductions3129
    @EliteProductions3129 7 лет назад +77

    Doug's the kinda guy to borrow someone's H2 and make fun of it in front of a million people.

    • @fourwheeldrivevehiclesands2463
      @fourwheeldrivevehiclesands2463 7 лет назад +9

      Dear All,
      The presenter of this video has some sort of hatred towards the Hummer H2, as a Hummer H2 owner i do not agree about what he say, specially misleading the public. Hummer H2 is half the price of a Hummer H1 and when it was launched it was the best most capable SUV other than the Hummer H1.
      Hummer H2 has a fully boxed chassis with a standard rear locking differential and it’s made bigger than other offroad vehicles not only to stand out as a iconic vehicle but also to conquer obstacles other vehicles cannot overcome. Simply to do things that a Hummer H2 does, other vehicles need lift kits and added skid plates. If you want to know more info about the H2 see the video - ruclips.net/video/51QJAXVLTac/видео.html
      Hummer H2 greatest achievement is its strength in the body and chassis its 2900kg of high strength steel and galvanized body, in a head on collision it performs better than any other SUV. Also Hummer H2 can tow heavy objects, even though its rated as 8000 Pounds it can easily pull a stuck Buss/Lorry that is several times its weight (20000-3000 Pounds) its all because of its strength and durability. And after 5 years its production ended (due to rising oil prices) still its rated among top 3 of the vehicles with the highest resale value, its all because of its strength and durability.
      I was lucky enough to own a H2 and test its capabilities, even if i couldn’t afford one i will never hate it, because thats what my Buddhist teachers teach me, if you cannot achieve something in this life do good Karma and keep an ambition to obtain it in next life, so you will achieve it.
      Thanks for reading, and never learn to hate things other people love. I will not reply for any hateful messages.
      Regards
      David

    • @EliteProductions3129
      @EliteProductions3129 7 лет назад +5

      David Huntington Because other people like something, you can't be critical of flaws? Get real. That's the such a backwards and sensitive way of thinking.. People can have their own opinions and think for themselves. Just because people don't like something, doesn't mean their opinion has to affect you at all.

    • @michaelbanks3571
      @michaelbanks3571 6 лет назад +2

      Actually his first criticism is the fact that the H2 is like basically a Hummer for people who can't afford the real thing... Also I'm not sure how he is misleading anyone. All of his criticism accurate.

  • @matthewgray9752
    @matthewgray9752 4 года назад +142

    I like how the rear window's visibility is made even worse with the spare tire. It's as if GM knew that one day a guy like Doug would bash that aspect so they added that tire just to spite him.

  • @Gamerfeins
    @Gamerfeins 6 лет назад +2328

    damn 8k people own hummers

    • @adrianarmenta9511
      @adrianarmenta9511 6 лет назад +3

      I'm a fan

    • @rudyanorektyk7029
      @rudyanorektyk7029 6 лет назад +10

      I am one of them 😍

    • @kispie
      @kispie 6 лет назад +2

      Except it wasnt the reason at all

    • @kispie
      @kispie 6 лет назад +16

      Yeah I'm sure you did. I'm Prince Charles.

    • @kispie
      @kispie 6 лет назад +6

      Are you sure? You read it on the internet. Must be true!

  • @Striker-tq4vf
    @Striker-tq4vf Год назад +7

    I don't care, it's a beautiful vehicle

  • @Terrythetroll.
    @Terrythetroll. 5 лет назад +776

    Single most embarrassing thing a guy can wear?
    2 T-shirt’s at once.

    • @awesomesauce6779
      @awesomesauce6779 5 лет назад +163

      Ah so you're an H2 owner. Lol.

    • @nensha5084
      @nensha5084 5 лет назад +99

      Found an H2 owner lol

    • @Terrythetroll.
      @Terrythetroll. 5 лет назад +23

      Awesome Sauce no. I just know how to not dress like a 10 year old.

    • @JesoTV
      @JesoTV 5 лет назад +21

      @@Terrythetroll. What's wrong with 2 T-shirts at once? It keepd you warm, so you don't have to worry about wearing a shirt.

    • @gmanvazgen3665
      @gmanvazgen3665 5 лет назад +4

      You're so funny I forgot to laugh

  • @arion9696
    @arion9696 4 года назад +885

    Who else is here after GMC announced the electric Hummer

    • @Lee-it2co
      @Lee-it2co 4 года назад +14

      I'm so ready

    • @smortorsports
      @smortorsports 4 года назад +5

      me!

    • @smhninja3746
      @smhninja3746 4 года назад +42

      It's going to be another embarrassment lol. Tesla is far ahead of the ev race.

    • @mxtthxwplxys
      @mxtthxwplxys 4 года назад +3

      Me

    • @beastlymclaren4631
      @beastlymclaren4631 4 года назад +18

      SMH Ninja Hummer is embarrassing already, I don’t think becoming Electric is going to be more embarrassing for it

  • @stephenlozano7587
    @stephenlozano7587 4 года назад +490

    Doug: *Rents the most embarrassing car you can drive on today’s roads* Owner: What an idiot

    • @chookchack
      @chookchack 4 года назад +3

      Stephen Lozano the owner probably knows that

    • @looper7159
      @looper7159 4 года назад +4

      Gottem!

    • @brethaz
      @brethaz 4 года назад +14

      his name isnt dough

    • @stephenlozano7587
      @stephenlozano7587 4 года назад +1

      ryder simp ik his name is Douglas but many people don’t know that so I just called him that.

    • @veeehe
      @veeehe 4 года назад +1

      @Stephen Lozano i know may be douglas but @Ryder Simp means Doug the short for of his name if his full name is douglas

  • @TerrisaVenus
    @TerrisaVenus 2 года назад +19

    I owned one and loved it so much. I cried when I traded it in for my Jeep Wrangler. I miss my Hummer.

    • @guidancefromjah
      @guidancefromjah 2 года назад

      From one fake vehicle to the next eh... damn

    • @jenma9377
      @jenma9377 2 года назад

      Those are my two favorite vehicles! Now that you have the Jeep Wrangler do you still love the Hummer more? Or both the same? 🙂

    • @TerrisaVenus
      @TerrisaVenus 2 года назад +1

      @@jenma9377 I was more attached to the Hummer but I enjoyed getting some aggressive tires and rims on my Jeep. Almost even but I say the Hummer had a slight edge.

  • @AndrewA-zt4fo
    @AndrewA-zt4fo 6 лет назад +121

    If you think 0-60 is bad on a H2, an Old Series 1 Land Rover can do a 0-60 in around a minute... going down hill.... with a wind behind you.

    • @flyingrv6
      @flyingrv6 6 лет назад +7

      Andrew A Yes but series 1 Rovers are going up in value not down.

    • @megadeth9733
      @megadeth9733 6 лет назад +2

      Taken the two off road and then see if you care about 0-60.
      You won't love the H2 at the end of the day.

    • @AndrewA-zt4fo
      @AndrewA-zt4fo 6 лет назад +2

      mega deth
      I’m with you on that one. As a proud Land Rover Enthusiast myself, I’d pick a series 1,2 or 3 any day over a H2. They just have so much more charisma. What’s not to love about them?(apart from the obvious ride comfort problems and reliability issues.)
      Have a good one, mate.

    • @AndrewA-zt4fo
      @AndrewA-zt4fo 6 лет назад

      flyingrv6
      I’m aware of that. That’s why I’m saving for one before they get too expensive. I love them!

    • @megadeth9733
      @megadeth9733 6 лет назад +1

      Andrew A I'm laughing at how you put that but at the same time, that just makes Rovers even more badass. 😆😆😆
      Who needs a back in one piece when you can go anywhere and never worry about breaking down?
      I grew up around old Jeeps and stuff man. If it feels like you hit a brick wall at every pot hole, it means it was built to go off road 😎

  • @billyg900
    @billyg900 5 лет назад +222

    no, the Hummer H3 is the most embarrassing .. It was for the people who really wanted an h2 but couldnt afford it.

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 5 лет назад +14

      Billy G h3 is better

    • @kevinfranco871
      @kevinfranco871 5 лет назад +4

      Billy G i love my h3 , best first car ever i could get

    • @axelwulf6220
      @axelwulf6220 5 лет назад +8

      Wasn't that like a fancy Jeep with a Humvee shell?

    • @Killjoy1230
      @Killjoy1230 5 лет назад +21

      The Hummer H3 is actually a much more capable vehicle off-road, being much more nimble and lighter than the H2. It had vastly improved fuel economy and it could turn within 36 feet of itself, which is very impressive. The H3 has a massively improved interior, it wasn't even until 2008 that the H2 got a face lift on the inside

    • @axelwulf6220
      @axelwulf6220 5 лет назад

      Still would be better off with the original…

  • @1stdefenseinc
    @1stdefenseinc 5 лет назад +108

    Side steps can be removed in two minutes for off-roading.

    • @justthisguy1948
      @justthisguy1948 5 лет назад +1

      1stdefenseinc when you customize them they still look cool

    • @LeshVAuto
      @LeshVAuto 5 лет назад +1

      You can make them retractable. The 2009s have them.

  • @garyfirst1
    @garyfirst1 2 года назад +5

    I owed an H2 and loved it! It was the vehicle I ever owned. I only sold it because Hummer went out of business. This guy is just mad because he couldn't afford a Hummer.

    • @Girtharmstrong69
      @Girtharmstrong69 2 года назад +2

      Clueless

    • @garyfirst1
      @garyfirst1 2 года назад

      We all have our opinions and since you never owned an H2 and sounds like you are most likely a radial left-winger, your opinion does not mean anything to me.

    • @keithode1737
      @keithode1737 2 года назад

      @@garyfirst1 What does politics have to do with bad taste? Hummers are trash and so are their owners. I'm far from a leftist BTW.

    • @Girtharmstrong69
      @Girtharmstrong69 2 года назад

      @@garyfirst1 h2 is the dumbest shit lol I owned one for a week and couldn't sell it off u till I cut the price in half

    • @janpetercok7315
      @janpetercok7315 2 года назад

      Its funny, cuz you say Doug can't afford that shlt

  • @LocoMan123
    @LocoMan123 5 лет назад +422

    I still think a Prius with a bunch of bumper stickers is more embarrassing

    • @jaymoar3561
      @jaymoar3561 5 лет назад +25

      GolfCartBoi it’ll last you forever without breaking plus the gas mileage.

    • @tomryan914
      @tomryan914 5 лет назад +5

      Especially, 'I Make A Difference, I Teach' when I'm bangin' my teacher spouse 4 months a year!

    • @jaydub6268
      @jaydub6268 5 лет назад +18

      Bernie stickers

    • @wyvern4588
      @wyvern4588 5 лет назад +18

      Yeah "I heart my dog" "Obama" "gay rights" "LGBTQXYZ" "Darwin" "Flying Spaghetti monster".
      usually driven by douche-bag activist, privileged, Starbucks sucking white going 45MPH in the passing lane
      I drive my Chevy Bolt EV with a Jesus fish- that's all I need!

    • @robk1310
      @robk1310 5 лет назад +1

      www.quickmeme.com/obama-prius

  • @aaronkelley4037
    @aaronkelley4037 5 лет назад +378

    Embarrasing?!...These things were as popular as lambos growing up

    • @bobbye7353
      @bobbye7353 5 лет назад +72

      I'm 33 and I think they look just as cool as I did when I was 16

    • @aaronkelley4037
      @aaronkelley4037 5 лет назад +16

      @@bobbye7353 Somebody agrees with me lol

    • @FuttBuckerByMutt
      @FuttBuckerByMutt 5 лет назад +15

      He did say they’re the most embarrassing cars to drive today though. Not in the early 2000’s

    • @ChickenboyOyOy
      @ChickenboyOyOy 5 лет назад +27

      @keith cunningham You're actually really fucking gay for that

    • @ekwilliekpo667
      @ekwilliekpo667 5 лет назад +7

      I still want one

  • @erichschumacher2235
    @erichschumacher2235 5 лет назад +165

    opens the glove box... sees the owner's manual.. HUMMER

  • @steveteklinski9969
    @steveteklinski9969 8 месяцев назад +1

    I bought an H2 new in 2008. Still have it. Still runs great. Still looks good. Interior still in good shape. Everything works like it was new. Has 300k miles. Tows heavy trailers very well. Very little repair work needed. It’s actually fairly quick with the 6.2 and 6 speed trans. Mileage no worse than any other full size 4wd. Receive many compliments when it’s out in town. For whatever that’s worth.

  • @SNYDAMAAN
    @SNYDAMAAN 3 года назад +115

    Several years ago, I was driving one of these as a young car-loving valet. Excitement is already high. I reached for the window switch and I saw near it a little button indicating some window function. All the windows rolled down! And nobody I’ve told this to was nearly as impressed as I was.

    • @LexNatural
      @LexNatural 3 года назад +4

      My 2005 accord coupe could roll the windows down at the same time from outside of the car using the key.

    • @egayetsk
      @egayetsk 3 года назад +4

      Same thing with the ‘03 Jetta. Shame they got rid of this feature

    • @longlivechina7538
      @longlivechina7538 2 года назад +2

      Called Global Window Feature. Cool post man

    • @Tokenomics1
      @Tokenomics1 Год назад

      It is a really cool feature.

    • @theepicricemaker6611
      @theepicricemaker6611 Год назад

      That's a genuinely handy and basically free feature I wish every car came with

  • @liukangsdad
    @liukangsdad 7 лет назад +421

    I think the H3 is more embarrassing

    • @expectedlime_8076
      @expectedlime_8076 7 лет назад +1

      Old Creepy Guy it is

    • @Snoop_Doge
      @Snoop_Doge 7 лет назад +7

      hummer in general is embarrassing, yes, even the H1

    • @oshunmun6738
      @oshunmun6738 7 лет назад +8

      Old Creepy Guy I think a h3 limo is more embarrassing

    • @patrickpelletier6315
      @patrickpelletier6315 7 лет назад +19

      Snoop Doge the H1 is by far the best Hummer available though

    • @Snoop_Doge
      @Snoop_Doge 7 лет назад +1

      Patrick Pelletier but still embarrassing

  • @pleaseenteraname7475
    @pleaseenteraname7475 5 лет назад +550

    Lol I just watched ChrisFix’s video

    • @TheSavage3.6
      @TheSavage3.6 5 лет назад +2

      Athan Alvarez same

    • @Skyhawk1998
      @Skyhawk1998 5 лет назад +81

      That was an H1, though. The H1 is much less "fake" than the H2.

    • @Steelers88Maxima
      @Steelers88Maxima 5 лет назад +72

      Same here. But ChrisFix has the dopest H1 on the road.

    • @slimaneriadh167
      @slimaneriadh167 5 лет назад

      same

    • @Ckcdillpickle
      @Ckcdillpickle 5 лет назад

      @@Steelers88Maxima dopest h1 on the road? Not even.

  • @TerryMasri
    @TerryMasri 2 года назад +26

    By far the funniest, most hilarious review you've ever made! I think I cracked a rib when you so eloquently listed the number of times HUMMER & H2 were displayed on the vehicle.

    • @lgallardo93
      @lgallardo93 Год назад +3

      My favorite part. I come back to the video just to watch it again.

  • @utubeisCensorred
    @utubeisCensorred 5 лет назад +100

    "nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American people"

  • @darriusramdial2310
    @darriusramdial2310 5 лет назад +202

    If the hummer h2 was a boat they would have called it hummer H2O

  • @bigsmoke8256
    @bigsmoke8256 7 лет назад +320

    the way that doug says "HUMMER" sounds too funny

    • @rebelguy9487
      @rebelguy9487 7 лет назад +2

      fat cow Pretty much anything said by Doug is too funny!

    • @NNNSSSCCC
      @NNNSSSCCC 7 лет назад

      AIICH TOOO

    • @sinner7ofhate867
      @sinner7ofhate867 7 лет назад +1

      fat cow cuz he's used to giving Hummers not saying the word

    • @rebelguy9487
      @rebelguy9487 7 лет назад

      I think he's trying to find somebody to give him a hummer so he can point out her quirks and features....BAHAHAHA!!!

    • @DJHitMaka
      @DJHitMaka 7 лет назад

      omg lmao hell yeah lol HUMMERM

  • @craigspowart3631
    @craigspowart3631 2 года назад +6

    I owned two H2’s over a ten year period- both bought new- put over 125,000 kms on them. Towed an Airstream and a Mastercraft for those years. Never had any problems except had to replace the plastic screw in for gas tank
    filling area- that is all. Loved them both especially the second one- an SUT- the pickup model. Has mileage not the best but much better than my G63- although that’s not saying much. Hard to believe anything being said by someone who rents a vehicle for a day or someone who has never owned an H2

  • @harrylong2796
    @harrylong2796 5 лет назад +91

    Where do I download the soundbyte of Doug saying "HUMMER"

  • @Windoze86
    @Windoze86 6 лет назад +221

    hummer..hummer. H2..H2. hummer!... hummer! ground clearance!..hummer! ground clearance!

    • @Threedog1963
      @Threedog1963 6 лет назад

      Just do a lift kit, and you're ok. Now Go find your safe space.

    • @ahqhue
      @ahqhue 6 лет назад

      fun fact, 'hummer' means lobster in the Scandinavian languages.

  • @exev
    @exev 5 лет назад +111

    I come back to this video regularly for the "HUMMER!" part

    • @solomonstello
      @solomonstello 4 года назад +2

      I laugh my ass off every time.

  • @jackcruz2006
    @jackcruz2006 2 года назад +4

    I have 2006 h3 hummer, with 200k miles on it still runs and drives perfect. Never had an issues I love it and it is very reliable awesome vehicle, be it winter summer or fall it's a headturner too!!!

    • @krystopherfischer2919
      @krystopherfischer2919 2 года назад

      Ive been thinking of buying a true rare blue H2 SUT 2006 with the chrome option.

    • @HumblyServingGod
      @HumblyServingGod 2 года назад

      You know they’re laughing at you, right?