Minecraft Won’t Add Inches to Your C**k - Fall Out Boy MINECRAFT PARODY ~ Rucka Rucka Ali
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2013
- This is JOKES :D
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Видеоклипы
Minecraft but it's metal and Dungeons & Dragons: ruclips.net/video/ZVuIeZlxG0U/видео.html
Woohoo 🥶🔥🔥
😭😭
Epico
bro is back
is he real?
Endermen
>black
>tall
>run really fast
>"steal" blocks
>get angry if you look them in the eyes
>speak distorted english
>added in the same update as iron bars and watermelons
What did Notch mean by this?
He just wanted minecraft to be realistic, and accurate.
don’t forget can’t swim 💀
well well well
is this a coincidence????
😂😂😂
10 years of being careful of the Enderman he's...
yeah he's... um... he's what you call a...
@@TheGamingAce02 ni-
BLACK
He rhymes with trigger
yes.
Hard to watch ❌
Hard while watching ✅
Reletable
Rainway chill
me too tbh
Still won’t add inches to your cock 😔
edging to watch ❌
edging while watching ✅
1. This video is 10 years old.
2. It is in 60 fps.
3. It has actually good montage and operator's work.
4. Beautiful buildings and epic shots
5. Good cover on FOB.
What is it but not a masterpiece?
A Minecraft song
@@americanman0824what 💀
@@drawingadept7359 its a good song
that was you?!@@americanman0824
@@krasserbub5068 wayment
leave it to rucka to make endermen seem racist
they are
not gonna lie?.. they're a bit convenient
Kingoflive 466 Notch did that already
Why because they steal and can't swim? Seems to be right on with that one!
Kingoflive 466
They are.
First line: black joke. Clearly rucka's work.
yep
Doom Desire he has better videos but I gotta say,I love your channels picture lol, fire emblem👌🔥
K
@@ssssSTopmotion stfu
Careful of the enderman he's... *Black*
"C-c-careful of the enderman he's BLACK"💀
Scary…
he acts excactly like a black person change my mind
Yes.
"cannot swim at all"💀
he steals blocks
Can we be real for a minute and appreciate how good the builds look? Remember that this was over 10 years ago.
I mean remember: He's gotta keep on building and survive-vive-vive
then maybe somebody will have sex with him
@@FartomicbombMinecraft won't add inches to his cock
Real
Builds then were stunning. Harder to do now I feel with so many blocks and the new terrain generation, everything back then was absolutely amazing
@@psycholamborghini4828 mojang ruin game
How did we go from this masterpiece to mask by dream 💀
Where is the relation of both songs wtf? Dream´s song is not of Minecraft, is not a cover and neither a parody
💀
@@DiegoPerez-hb4qt ong bro
@@DiegoPerez-hb4qt well dream is a Minecraft RUclipsr so I can see what he’s trying to convey
@@kottonballed Bruh, but Rucka isn't a Minecraft RUclipsr, even in that they are not similar
Most child friendly Ruka song
True
yup
And I miss 2013
@@FiniteMan1933 Same I was rlly young, and all life was for me was eat some sausages on my peppa pig plate and play Dora the explorer crystal kingdom rainbow ride lite
I remember watching this as a 10 yo. I didn't understand almost anything but it was minecraft and the song was banging so I loved it.
If this banger isn't in the Minecraft Movie I will be severely disappointed.
"C-C-Careful of Jack, his last name is BLACK and will steal from you!"
@@YourWorstNightmare.....XD in dying man
Endermen
>black
>tall
>run really fast
>steal blocks
>get angry if you look them in the eyes
>speak distorted english
>added in the same update as iron bars and watermelons
Villager
>oversized nose
>runs business
>greedy asf
>tries to scam you
>is defended by a golem
What did Notch mean by this??
don't forget the white guys (skeletons) have ranged weapons
well well well
half of this is stolen
@@hexohome true
creepers are arabs
Listen to Tetris Theme Type B. The greatest song.
Shut up and take my like
"Minecraft won't add inches to your c----------k!!!"
sad squidward blasting music
I understood the lyrics with the enderman part
minecraft wont add inches to your coooooooock
Thanks for the accurate song
what
bruh
ayo?
thank YOU
This is confusing
The chord progression that the guitar plays at 1:39 is actually really good. I don't think that's included in the original by Fall Out Boy so for what's effectively a shitpost that's actually a very nice detail.
whats the song of the original song?
@@TheNightlyToastMuncher ?
@@The21stGamer what is the name of the original song by fall out boys
@@TheNightlyToastMuncher Light Em Up/My Song Knows What You Did In The Dark
Yeah, the production quality unironically sounds way better than the original. Not as flat.
I love how whenever the lyrics say “This is minecraft” the subtitles flash as if it’s a disclaimer.
But it's a disclaimer, it's minecraft
Crazy how 90% of the people on the video that are building are probably not even playing anymore
How do you know
+Rose Wilson Because it looks like the good old days when this game wasn't infested by annoying kids and ppl could coordinate to make such amazing creations...
+Black Panzer yup
I only know 1 person who is creative in minecraft
Just A Name I'm creative
i unironically love this song
just found this song and i agree
same
My songs know what you did in the dark is already a good song so naturally this is too.
why is it so good and so bad at the same time
“Unironically”
This song should be added as theme in the upcoming Minecraft movie
It probably won’t 😔
2024 and shit still fire
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE NETHER WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
We adding inches to our cocks with this one
@@idontknowwhat1912why does this translate
@@idontknowwhat1912 why
@@idontknowwhat1912 "i study" wtf
I woke up in a new minecart🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣
One of the most underrated Minecraft parodies
suddenly blew up
@@powh thank shitposters for that
@@IdiotWithNo_S_key fr
It's spread a false message i got extra inches to my C* since this video came out and i mined it up 😎
*the
I can't believe that Fall Out Boy steal this masterpiece.
fr fr real ong real fr fr
Fr how could they
:C
just like the enderman
am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
Bro what is this music lore?
Not reading all that
Bro, this guy seriously created lore for this fucking song...
I just realized how racist Minecraft is...
me either poor endermans :(
+Das_Gaming_Syndrom either or too? i dont know im scared :(
+Das_Gaming_Syndrom its too XD
Dan Trash #1
thanks my english teacher is crazy i say "... too" than she "its either" than the next day i just make the same thing "... either" and she is like "its too" :I
Das_Gaming_Syndrom Same XD
they should use this song as minecraft's theme song
+Hallie Hunziker nah m8 if you're trying to insult gravity falls you just call it gravity fails.
+Hallie Hunziker and i play minecraft as well so.....
+Stan Pines shut the hell up
exactly!!!😉
+Hallie Hunziker nein
10 years and it still is a banger
somone like this comment so i can come back to this
bet
"I'm in the deep, deep basement of - Mom's house" LOL that got me xD
SAME I WASENT EXPECTING THAT!!! XD
Fuckn nerd
+Beni Kapitan nerds are good
nerd suck
+Kevin Putra than that means ur not smart
The enderman cant swim so they wont get their Jordans wet xD
hahahahaha
Only thing that made me laugh today
SkyeAintHereBro lol
Not the Jordans bruh
You right**)
Lol
Why do I feel nostalgia from this video but also feel like I haven't seen this before
Mom played this over and over when I was 9 years old. It was the most beautiful sound I’d ever heard and I would ask her to play it again every time we were on the road. She passed away last year while I was living in Thailand and when I came back to pack her things and have her car detailed, this randomly came on through her CD player while I was in reminiscence of her. She was such a beautiful woman. Rest In Peace momma. Will see you again one day...
this sound funny and emothional at the same time im sorry for your loss but her playiong that sound you had to had a good mum mine would have never
not gonna lie when i first encountered enderman my response was "this black guy is stealing my stuff.....that sounded racist"
Yes...yes it did
Everyone's first reaction
This is the best comment I'VE EVER SEEN ON A RUclips VIDEO! 😂😂😂
Isn't that everbody's first reaction to an Enderman? Why didn't they just name it "Endernig" or "Niggaman"?
+hyper ace lmfao
"Minecraft doesn't add inches.
It adds miles."
- someone in the comments.
it may but it adds a layer of fat that just sucks it in, which will subtract inches 🤓
If they aint gonna add it imma add em myself
Based
nah it adds KM
light years wait that doesnt make sense...because it wont ever grow.
It showed up on my mainpage today! Its's a focking Masterpiece 🔥🔥🔥🔥
no matter how much time passes this song will forever be relevant
How to start an internet fight:
1. Write a comment
2. Wait
FUCK YOU SO MUCH OMG
(lol)
HOW DARE IM REPORTING YOU RIGHT NOW YA LITTLE BITCH!
JK.. Now lets wait for the hate comments...
Great banter
*Typical internet idiot response* OMG UR OPINION IS DIFFERENT TO MINE WHICH MEANS UR WRONG AND I'M RIGHT UR SUCH A N00B COME AT ME BRO!!1!
TheOneAndOnlyKobra9 FUCK YOU YOU ARE OPINION IS DIFFERENT THAN MINE SO YOUR GAY.
These lyrics really hit home. They talk about the sad reality of the world. So deep.
minecraft wooooont add incheeeees to your coooooooock
😂😂
Very deep inside us man
@@w3mp732i can feel this song inside me
@@w3mp732Deeper than the inches it doesn't add.
Such a motivational masterpiece 😭
10 years later.... it is still a MASTERPIECE!!!
Virgins: Creeper, aw man.
Chads:
that fucking song is 10 years old.
I’m a chad then? Well I do put the charger in correctly first time so..
both. both is good
You are no Chad or virgin , you are you Enjoy whatever King
Nahh... both of them are good though. There's no comparing this two masterpiece.
The enderman is black and
- is tall
- steals your stuff
- drops a green basketball-looking thing when killed
- kills you when you make eye contact
- and cannot play any sport besides basketball, so it cannot swim
The skeleton is white and
- is skinny
- built like a 90s high school drama jock
- carries a gun(second amendment rights)
- relentlessly shoots Steve on sight because his skin color is darker than tan
And the creeper is a fucking bomber
Minecraft is literally just racial stereotypes
Based
@@DemoniteBL thank you my good sir
Basedcraft
Based
dont forget villagers, greedy with big noses
The video behind gave me chills bro, so many memories...
OMG THE SONG FROM FORTNIGHT
Do you mean Fortcraft?
It won’t add inches 😭
same bro
love how you got pinned 9 years later lol
@@DaSourOrange yea..
Won't add inches to me tho
I'm a girl lol
Sadly. I can't even piss
All rise up for the minecraft national anthem
The Creepy Boi in Your Neighborhood Yep
@@eeshsinger Yep
STILL A BANGER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love how his voice is so fricking deep, but his personality is a whole different level, from sounding mean and rude, to actually being sweet and nice.
it took me a while to realize "damn enderman stealing shit" is sung in the background for the entire song
Damn, I can't un hear it now.
I dont 😭😭
OH YEAH
lol i just realized that now
This video is so powerful and inspirational, I think I just cried a little.
Contaminated Lettuce shut yo sensitive ass up
Contaminated Lettuce nm I just cried ;-;
character development
Nope
This brought tears to my eyes. So beautiful
Why is this better than the real song 💀
because it is
Finally a minecraft parody that's actually worth watching and listening to
Hahahahaha i love when he says the endermen are black and whats funnier is they also steal blocks next thing we know they start killing chickens xD
Relic comments
Damn, OG Comments..
holy SHIT 7 YEARS OLD COMMENTS
You still alive?
for some reason i find this part 0:36 more epic than the original, i mean the lyrics and the sounds lol
What's the original
@@budibudi2440 ruclips.net/video/p5BSvwOYwxg/видео.html
@@strongindependentblackwoma1887 Are you stupid 💀
@@strongindependentblackwoma1887 BRO 😭
@@budibudi2440 my songs know what you did in the dark
I just stumbled back upon this thing after so many years and I do not know whether to be amazed or scared, or both
This is literally an Old but Gold masterpiece and will be an all-time hallmark in the Minecraft history
This was my introduction to parodies. Thank you for my childhood and hundreds of ruined songs in my head
How has this been out for 8 years, and I am just now finding it?
This is art. Seriously though, some of those builds are really fucking cool.
its never late to finds out masterpieces
Sameee. I've missed out
Probably because your like 14
@@zewacker I'm.... 20? Like where are your grounds to claim I'm 14?
@@zewacker Also you used the wrong form of "you're", if you're going to make assumptions about my age, at least be bothered to use proper spelling.
WHY did i just discover this today. My life could have been gold
Your life is platinum now (which means better)
10 years later this is still such a banger
1:28 best part
AN MAYBE SOM ONE WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Me: still a virgin after surviving for years
"Mine it up up up!"
*tries to mine the sky*
Is your profile picture of mizure shirayuki from Rosario vampire? Can't tell lol
ZFizzleKittyx zz mk
RadRainbowReviews OMG I JUST WATCHED ROSARIO AND VAMPIRE AND NOTICED
+Brandon chung haha
I only use it for porn.
ima listen to this 24/7 now
Absolute fire, nowadays music vids suck we need more of this
That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
Brought me out of my 7 year depression
🤯
PQP UM BR AQ
@@pedroemmafra6376 eae amigo
@@yuukibr nós dois estamos aqui por uma razão
1 dolar
1:34 FUCK I THOUGHT IT WOULD 😭😭
No. It adds meters.
Not inches only Miles
It adds light-years
@@spacenuggies WHAT THE F&%K IS A METRE
@@Abypar better yet WTF IS A KILOMETER
how did it took me this long to find this gem
Fr
10 years later still hits hard
The fun thing is that the minecraft fanboys are not hating about this, but, this song was supposed to make fun of minecraft xD, damn.
In Minecraft, we're offended on a daily basis. This just pokes fun. Not like some people... God damn Robloxians... Always coming for us...
stfu
Jelmer Nengerman
That's the response I was going for. XD
xD
+Jelmer Nengerman true
Happy 10th year anniversary to this masterpiece. May it continue to be the best music video of all time on RUclips.
Maybe someone will have Sex with you after this
where was this when I needed it
Jeb: the only ginger who will ever have true friends.
get roasted gingers
Mantreads, son.
O.S Triggered ginger
Chuck Norris
with other gingers
No Minecraft rapist jokes? Wow...
This video is pretty old, before the scandals
2013, when it was innocent
+Ethan Douglass what scandals?
+Dirtbag777 some Minecraft RUclipsrs were accused of pedophilia
+Ethan Douglass link or didn't happen
its fucking insane how ahead of its time this video was
10 years ago, still a banger🔥
Average Mask - Dream fan
Vs
Average Mine it up enjoyer
I think you're the single most based person ever, judging by your profile.
@@kippert8912 sigma pfp
I am here from Phoenix SC and a QR code in the video, I was expecting to be Rick rolled but this is 100,000,000% better
This is what we need more of today
Hi, this is the first time i've ever seen this video, and I just wanna say it's so good and I wish I had heard it before
I’m gonna tell my children this was fall out boy
Same 😂
Fall out boy if they actually make good songs
I alredy told it to my basement children
No ones gonna talk about how the builds were hella fire.
Congrats on 6 Million views
Gonna put this on my playlist of bangers
Came here from Pheonix SC and I gotta say I ain't disappointed
I was sent here by a QR code on a PhoenixSC video
I was expecting a Rick Roll 😂
@@josiahsimmons9866 same
I have learned this song word by word now
10 years later its still a banger
Rucka should perform this live at the next MineCon. Seriously, that chorus is awesome.
Remember when Minecon was a thing?
@@emrickazor2610 yeah 😭
@@Themalayalammaster "Nobody knows where Minecon 2014 was held." That loading screen always makes me laugh.
Been bring here from phoenix’s newest video fr 💪💪
A qr code bought me here. Hahaha
Bro god dahm . This is wonderful 🤩
1:23 I'm done 😂😂😂😂
Thought it said fag 😂
I just scanned a QR code from one of Phoenix's videos and got here, no regrets.
Same herr
No regrets
Also me
Same
this will always be a legendary video
I won't lie, this is actually a great motivational song when you're building something huge in Minecraft.
This song always brings good nostalgic vibes to me, this song would always play in the background at any of my Minecraft land parties in 2016 era, there were times where I had so many people that we were tripping circuit breakers left and right so I Jerry rigged a spaghetti mess of wires with jobsite outlet strips out of the front of the electrical panel so we didn’t have to keep getting interrupted
One of the best songs of all time.
yes
But it won’t add inches to your cock
True
Bro can't you donate like .01 cents?
@Ice_T_Shortz why does he need to?
Can't believe its been 10 years since music was invented
angelic
satanic