Dolittle - Movie Review

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @caro1ns
    @caro1ns 4 года назад +4840

    40 seconds in: "Dolittle is a massively terrible movie in just about every single way".
    I hate it when Chris holds back.

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 4 года назад +157

      Yeah, you really have to read between the lines on this one 😅

    • @Assassin199410
      @Assassin199410 4 года назад +59

      It's not a bad movie. It's another Venom, where critics hate the film but audiences liked it. It's nowhere near bad like critics are saying. Just look at the audience reviews on RT or IMDB. Most people are liking it.

    • @mr.frenzy7304
      @mr.frenzy7304 4 года назад +138

      @@Assassin199410 who's that people? i bet it's RDJ fans

    • @jeremyadler9620
      @jeremyadler9620 4 года назад +47

      @@Assassin199410, Well, as long as people like it, that's fine with me. I hope people have a good time with this if they enjoyed it :)

    • @Assassin199410
      @Assassin199410 4 года назад +3

      @UCuk2fwI3zPElrdsOFxZ9a-g See you liked Venom and critics didn't. This is another one of those cases. Dolittle isn't bad as all the critics are saying, nowhere near it.

  • @hamzaorakzai3490
    @hamzaorakzai3490 4 года назад +848

    I kinda laughed at how casually he's said "Dolittle is a massively terribly movie" it was so spontaneous. Like he just wanted the review to be done with.

    • @Assassin199410
      @Assassin199410 4 года назад +1

      It's honestly not even bad, critics are hating the hell out of this movie but it's another Venom. Where critics hate it but the audiences like it.

    • @dylanf3108
      @dylanf3108 4 года назад +25

      Assassin199410 Venom would’ve just been another forgettable comic book movie if not for the Eddie/Venom dynamic. Just about everything else in that movie is incredibly forgettable.

    • @arielemiliano226
      @arielemiliano226 4 года назад +6

      @@Assassin199410 How do you know that is not "that" Bad? Just because you saw 3 people's reviews in RT or Metacritic? That does not mean that the movie is good, not at all.

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 4 года назад

      @@dylanf3108 exactly, it was barely tolerable till Venom appeared, their dynamic was great!

    • @Taz-yr6xd
      @Taz-yr6xd 4 года назад +3

      Assassin199410 you’re on every comment defending it, lmao

  • @engetsu75
    @engetsu75 4 года назад +468

    I'm guessing Johnny Depp said no so Robert Downey Jr. was next on the list.

    • @OptimusDelta
      @OptimusDelta 4 года назад +55

      Poor Johnny Depp already got fucked over by the trash amber Heard.he doesn't need more shit in his life.

    • @sirdragonmoon7092
      @sirdragonmoon7092 4 года назад

      @@OptimusDelta they provably are forgetting about Johnny depp as the franchise he was in ended and Alice in wonderland was shit. They choose him because of ironman.

    • @frex4984
      @frex4984 4 года назад

      tru pro

    • @twinpeakswithoutthemagic
      @twinpeakswithoutthemagic 4 года назад +4

      Johnny Depp has had quite a few box office bombs during his career, but I'd like to think had he been offered Dolittle, that hopefully he'd of passed.

    • @Cthulhu013
      @Cthulhu013 4 года назад

      @@OptimusDelta Or on his bed.

  • @TKinfinity01
    @TKinfinity01 4 года назад +3261

    Writers in their writing room:
    Let’s Dolittle.

    • @nickalfidi3285
      @nickalfidi3285 4 года назад +68

      TKinfinity “the perfect comment doesn’t exis-“

    • @hannibalbackatya1182
      @hannibalbackatya1182 4 года назад +5

      Oh you

    • @jasonchilado
      @jasonchilado 4 года назад +2

      TKinfinity 😂😂😂😂

    • @oelaty9116
      @oelaty9116 4 года назад +12

      Dear god, it’s frightening how good this comment is, yes I’m jealous, yes I’m turned on

    • @Thepasta229
      @Thepasta229 4 года назад +1

      Fuck you beat me

  • @deathbymazda
    @deathbymazda 4 года назад +2209

    The movie’s title is “Dolittle” and they should have done less.

    • @wanwanwan5405
      @wanwanwan5405 4 года назад +37

      they should do nothing,just cancel it😂

    • @assassinbob2986
      @assassinbob2986 4 года назад +20

      @@HOTD108_ who cares

    • @rokky6053
      @rokky6053 4 года назад +6

      @@HOTD108_ That's great!

    • @Link122
      @Link122 4 года назад +28

      @@HOTD108_ How does having terrible taste in entertainment have anything to do with physical impairment?

    • @KingGeorge24
      @KingGeorge24 4 года назад +5

      I actually cried laughing when I read your comment. Absolutely brilliant. Thanks for posting.

  • @TaswcmT
    @TaswcmT 4 года назад +721

    $175 million budget: $100 million to RDJ so he can buy himself two more watches, $74.995 million for production, catering and promotion, and $5,000 to some guy to slap together the CGI over the weekend.

    • @richardcard82
      @richardcard82 4 года назад +14

      LOL wtf

    • @Cyba_IT
      @Cyba_IT 4 года назад +33

      Sounds accurate

    • @maschae4500
      @maschae4500 4 года назад +28

      wtf you clearly dont know cgi. it was probably more than 100 guys who together were paid 5000 and had to deliver in 3 weeks.

    • @masterofdragons82
      @masterofdragons82 4 года назад +22

      Muschu o It's a joke. He's saying that it feels like they didn't even spend a lot of money on stuff that was important.

    • @maschae4500
      @maschae4500 4 года назад

      @@masterofdragons82 yeah but its aiming at the wrong group so its bad. and stupid.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1175

    Just because this film has Robert Downey and Tom Holland, it doesn't mean that it's going to be the next Avengers movie. I kinda expected very little from it.

    • @KallusGarnet
      @KallusGarnet 4 года назад +74

      this is the same with men in black interracial i mean international.

    • @jordanwebster1728
      @jordanwebster1728 4 года назад +9

      Kallus Garnet ?

    • @soraceant
      @soraceant 4 года назад +8

      @@KallusGarnet what's the difference?

    • @CassDaMan1138
      @CassDaMan1138 4 года назад +6

      @@KallusGarnet Because it had (Chris Hemsworth) Thor and (Tessa Thompson) Valkyrie in it.

    • @y.e.a.h5634
      @y.e.a.h5634 4 года назад +6

      Did you expect dolittle from it?

  • @TheRexTera
    @TheRexTera 4 года назад +1843

    This movie is going to “Dolittle” at the box office...

    • @Dingo-wk5ed
      @Dingo-wk5ed 4 года назад +34

      TheRexTera
      January 19th morning
      “Dolittle destroys all expectations with 562 million domestic opening”

    • @blueg8731
      @blueg8731 4 года назад +5

      hahaha

    • @salliewagenblatt5188
      @salliewagenblatt5188 4 года назад +17

      I'll stick to the two Eddie Murphy dr Doolittle films that are much better and funnier.

    • @markmacneil8816
      @markmacneil8816 4 года назад +19

      I know, like why did we need another Dolittle movie? Does anyone remember the trilogy of Dolittle movies from the late 90s, early 2000s with Eddie Murphy? Why we need another Dolittle movie, and why is it not Eddie Murphy as the main character?

    • @nawal10
      @nawal10 4 года назад

      TheRexTera hahahaha

  • @barbiquearea
    @barbiquearea 4 года назад +1528

    No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. Just careers.
    -Rotten Tomatoes reviewer

  • @Music-City-Mania
    @Music-City-Mania 4 года назад +1749

    “We could have made 175 indie films. Instead we have Robert Downey Jr getting farted on by a dragon. Thanks, Hollywood.”
    -Chris Stuckmann circa 2020

    • @beethovensfidelio
      @beethovensfidelio 4 года назад +29

      Matthew T. Lowe That should be put on the back of the DVD cover! 😂

    • @daanw6270
      @daanw6270 4 года назад +7

      That kinda makes me want to watch it lol

    • @Music-City-Mania
      @Music-City-Mania 4 года назад +4

      Beethoven’s Fidelio 🤣🤣🤣 On the real!

    • @Music-City-Mania
      @Music-City-Mania 4 года назад +3

      Beethoven’s Fidelio Aahh! I see what you did there. 😂😂

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 года назад +3

      175 indie films? Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!

  • @Theophiloz
    @Theophiloz 4 года назад +641

    Somewhere Eddie Murphy is manically laughing at RDJ.

    • @MrJanelle1992
      @MrJanelle1992 4 года назад +12

      Agreed

    • @elijahblechman8633
      @elijahblechman8633 4 года назад +28

      He's busy working on his comeback while DJ might have to start planning his second one

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 4 года назад +23

      His version sucked, too, just to a lesser degree.

    • @Norbert_Sattler
      @Norbert_Sattler 4 года назад +7

      Yeah Eddie Murphy must be happy. His movie is no longer the worst Dr. Dolittle movie now.

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 4 года назад

      The original was shit too. The only people winning at the actors for cashing in their cheques.

  • @roberteurich8322
    @roberteurich8322 4 года назад +890

    RDJ: has the opportunity to show off his talent in more serious roles now that he’s not bound to marvel.
    RDJ: Does this.

    • @user-sd4le2tk1j
      @user-sd4le2tk1j 4 года назад +67

      He's saving it for Sherlock Holmes 3

    • @vshnv_c
      @vshnv_c 4 года назад +36

      Detective ew first two Sherlock movies were not good at all. I’d rather have Cumberbatch reprise his role as Sherlock

    • @shibbirac
      @shibbirac 4 года назад +32

      @@vshnv_c nonsense. Both films were great.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 4 года назад +11

      He seems to be refusing to take on smaller more interesting roles.

    • @electricboogaloo5645
      @electricboogaloo5645 4 года назад +7

      RDJ should've appeared on Cats. That " Dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it " - speech would've fitted so well in that film.

  • @Cincinnatiii
    @Cincinnatiii 4 года назад +445

    Seems like a movie meant for Depp and he passed on it.

    • @Coolcoolcooldude
      @Coolcoolcooldude 4 года назад +6

      I had the exact same feeling. I also feel like this movie was greenlit because Jungle Book was hit.

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 4 года назад +2

      This is worse than a Depp misstep

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n 3 года назад

      @Gregory Hill But far better actually, for example Alice In Wonderland, that movie wasn't all that great but atleast it's better than Dolittle

  • @AllisonMiller30
    @AllisonMiller30 4 года назад +492

    Oh no, Chris is making his uncomfortable face in the thumbnail.

  • @amandad4135
    @amandad4135 4 года назад +76

    For the question “Why does he go on this journey for a queen that he has no relationship with?” He does it because the queen basically funds his wildlife refuge so if she died then all the animals and Dolittle himself would lose their home. Lady Rose mentions it early in the movie.

    • @alokkore1566
      @alokkore1566 4 года назад +7

      Yes. Add to that RDJ voice. Have to really be keen, and concentrating to hear the dialogues.

    • @masindog
      @masindog Год назад

      Yes, and since we want to play story experts, and as the reviewist was unable to find something to internally explain a RELATIONSHIP between a...well...QUEEN...and a person LIVING in the kingdom she does govern...this is the relationship she is queen, he is a citizen, a good person, so he helps ----- it is a children movie, don't act like u r confused in searching of internal connections between characters, only because u googled "cinema history". The relationship is a QUEEN and a KINGDOM CITYZEN --- pretty self-explanatory, at least for children.

  • @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491
    @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491 4 года назад +410

    4:17 "Why not an F?"
    That's a special place for movies like Cats.

    • @mxchic05
      @mxchic05 4 года назад +1

      Jacob Wh Khu 😂😂

    • @enderprodigy3167
      @enderprodigy3167 4 года назад +10

      @Eragor the Kindhearted maybe Disney will buy them out lol

    • @RileyRivalle2
      @RileyRivalle2 4 года назад +4

      Why is "E" not used under these circumstances?

    • @dusk3485
      @dusk3485 4 года назад +1

      🤣

  • @connormcclenny9681
    @connormcclenny9681 4 года назад +409

    RDJ's bad accent was off-putting from the first trailer. He needs someone to tell him no from time to time.

    • @galaxyspace76
      @galaxyspace76 4 года назад +31

      His sherlock accent cranked up to 11 was not needed

    • @Assassin199410
      @Assassin199410 4 года назад +2

      The voice was fine.

    • @raymondwatt9773
      @raymondwatt9773 4 года назад +15

      The thing is he's usually great at accents.

    • @EthanRom
      @EthanRom 4 года назад +14

      apparently it's referenced from some obscure english nature doctor. guess it was really supposed to be weird.

    • @Contributron
      @Contributron 4 года назад +28

      Raymond Watt
      He IS great at accents. He just chose a really bizarre accent.

  • @impatrickt
    @impatrickt 4 года назад +231

    I just can't believe Robert Downey Jr.'s opening line was "I can't stay long I gotta poo."

    • @greenfrogg565
      @greenfrogg565 4 года назад +11

      wtf lmao

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 4 года назад +16

      😂😂 You serious?

    • @CrisisHipHop
      @CrisisHipHop 4 года назад +41

      Lmao John Travolta in that weird movie lol

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 4 года назад +1

      @@el34glo59 No, he's not serious.

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 4 года назад

      @@MrChaotic4 Dammit. I was certain he was on point here

  • @humanbass
    @humanbass 4 года назад +585

    The trailer gave me a bad feeling of "look at the colorful over the top cgi, the movie will be awesome just for that".
    God Eddie Murphy cant be topped by simply blowing money into cgi

    • @sketchyjulia
      @sketchyjulia 4 года назад +1

      And voice actors

    • @emilengen7825
      @emilengen7825 4 года назад +8

      Eddie Murphy is God lol

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 4 года назад +29

      Vitor Roma Are we now pretending that Eddie Murphy’s Dr. Dolittle was good?

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 4 года назад +17

      @@HurricaneDDragon yes

    • @deathsdoor07
      @deathsdoor07 4 года назад +4

      @@HurricaneDDragon Well it did produce sequels.

  • @ryiin
    @ryiin 4 года назад +570

    "Doolittile is massively terrible movie in every way." On the Poster!

    • @jahrta
      @jahrta 4 года назад +11

      They could spin that to "Doolittle is a movie...in every way!" - Stuckman Movie Reviews

    • @couchalmark675
      @couchalmark675 4 года назад +6

      "Dolittle is massive...in every way!"

    • @theoncousland4587
      @theoncousland4587 4 года назад

      Ok I'm sold.

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 4 года назад

      His bit on Max Steel, "I struggle to comprehend why this was even made" also applies to this

  • @DaneQueed420
    @DaneQueed420 4 года назад +188

    Me: waits for sherlock holmes 3 for nearly a decade
    RDJ: gets farted on by a dragon

  • @mightywizard7475
    @mightywizard7475 4 года назад +662

    I could tell from the trailer that this was a bad movie.

    • @leecroft1983
      @leecroft1983 4 года назад +35

      mightywizard Yeah, it just looks... boring. Overdose of CGI, just boring.

    • @snack491
      @snack491 4 года назад +14

      The cinematography looks so freaking artificial in the trailer too, i was shocked when i saw the 175 mil dollar budget of this movie, i mean this movie could be done with around 75-100 mil tbh, but i speculate in that 175 mil budget, 60-75% of the money was only for casting Downey.

    • @Dreadjaws
      @Dreadjaws 4 года назад +5

      For real. The lack of dialogue in both trailers was a giveaway sign that there was something wrong with it. Either the story was uninteresting or the dialogue was bad. Or both.

    • @nox5870
      @nox5870 4 года назад +1

      I actually kinda liked the trailer. I guess I am the only one.

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 4 года назад +4

      Yeah they didn't succeed in hiding it.

  • @Vang574
    @Vang574 4 года назад +966

    “Dolittle. At least it wasn’t Cats.”

    • @edwardhill1402
      @edwardhill1402 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 4 года назад +11

      Same studio.

    • @charliedalencour5141
      @charliedalencour5141 4 года назад +36

      I went to see Dolittle in theaters because I read a review that it was worse than 'Cats'
      I was supremely disappointed that it was slightly better

    • @definitelynottommywiseau3037
      @definitelynottommywiseau3037 4 года назад +3

      still shit

    • @lexAUT
      @lexAUT 4 года назад +4

      I'm only here, cause I read a review where someone wanted back cats because of this movie.

  • @reviewsoffers9328
    @reviewsoffers9328 4 года назад +16

    The first few minutes open with some animated scenes with narration giving some background about Dr. Dolittle. Robert Downey Jr. will always be remembered for his portrayal of Ironman, and I am glad he’s doing some other stuff now. The movie never really goes anywhere in terms of story or characters. We just kinda go from one set piece to the next. Kids will probably love it though.

  • @Rps2800
    @Rps2800 4 года назад +293

    “Yayyyyy! Bright light!” -Chris Stuckmann
    Put that on the DVD cover

    • @kchandaman3012
      @kchandaman3012 4 года назад +3

      He's gonna give Bright Light an F.

    • @illustriousrocket4476
      @illustriousrocket4476 4 года назад +1

      Don't joke, knowing how things go that might actually happen lmao

  • @Phillycheeeeze
    @Phillycheeeeze 4 года назад +422

    I haven’t seen the movie but I’m betting the Rush Hour reference is “Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth ?!”😅

    • @ahmeddemha
      @ahmeddemha 4 года назад +77

      You are absolutely correct. There was a commercial that has a scene in which a duck actually says, “Do you understand the words coming out of my bill?!”
      I swear, I'm not making that up. That unfunny line actually exists in the movie.

    • @matthewmoos5284
      @matthewmoos5284 4 года назад +6

      Is there any other reference from Rush hour? 😜

    • @lotus9865
      @lotus9865 4 года назад +3

      Rush hour 4!!!! When!!!!??!?

    • @Kurostyle21
      @Kurostyle21 4 года назад

      @@ahmeddemha Is there a joke in that line? I legit can't tell

  • @vickibear9868
    @vickibear9868 4 года назад +47

    My 5 yr old niece dragged my sister to watch this “Ironman and his petting zoo” movie. She came out telling us that she likes it just fine but can we go get ice cream. Enough saying.

  • @HansDelli
    @HansDelli 4 года назад +364

    “Why not an F? Idk, it coulda been worse somehow.”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @joswahaha
      @joswahaha 4 года назад +1

      D is for Downey Jr.

    • @daltonriser1125
      @daltonriser1125 4 года назад +5

      I mean he likes to save his F grades for something actively offensive to him

  • @Guns7469
    @Guns7469 4 года назад +165

    This is one of those situations where it kills you that it wasn't good. Simply because Downey Jr is just so damn likable.

    • @blizzard-storm97
      @blizzard-storm97 4 года назад

      EXACTLY!!!!!! Especially considering his guest hosting on Ellen....

    • @lapsijahti
      @lapsijahti 4 года назад +7

      What? He is selfish and arrogant ass.

    • @blizzard-storm97
      @blizzard-storm97 4 года назад +9

      @Noise Pollution I'm aware of his past. I'll be damned if I held him to that

    • @foreverdead1248
      @foreverdead1248 4 года назад +1

      Except he's not. He's an asshole IRL

    • @allencarey7336
      @allencarey7336 4 года назад +4

      @Noise Pollution actually I met him at an NA meeting a long time ago...yes an NA meeting those of you who dont know is Narcotics Anonymous meeting...he's actually very humble and is very remorseful of his actions back then...if you only knew what it's like to be enslaved to a substance or substances you might not be so pompous...people in general make me sick when they have no fucking idea what they're talking about.

  • @hyenaedits3460
    @hyenaedits3460 4 года назад +261

    I've noticed a trend: the more a movie is advertised, the worse it tends to be.

    • @ma2443
      @ma2443 4 года назад +16

      i know right? first time i scrolled down on my recommended and noticed the trailer as an ad i was like
      "you done fucked up now"

    • @ScorpionGaming5
      @ScorpionGaming5 4 года назад +8

      I've seen literally no advertising for this movie, except maybe one trailer that popped in my recommended once weeks ago

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 года назад +8

      When a film relies on too much cgi, be very wary.

    • @hyenaedits3460
      @hyenaedits3460 4 года назад

      @@ScorpionGaming5 I briefly worked at a [redacted] warehouse and saw thousands of promotional boxes. They were blue and had images of Dolittle and some animals on them. I got sick to death of seeing them. There were also giant posters at several stores in my area. And there were commercials on TV.

    • @officert5147
      @officert5147 4 года назад +3

      Checks out--Treasure Planet got shafted by advertising didn't it? Love that movie

  • @telgiplaura
    @telgiplaura 4 года назад +559

    “Why not an F?”
    Because it’s not CATS 😂

    • @PchanStitch
      @PchanStitch 4 года назад +8

      Cats did better on RT than this movie.

    • @nathanaelsmith3553
      @nathanaelsmith3553 4 года назад +1

      Probably got cats in it

    • @witchinspired9944
      @witchinspired9944 4 года назад +1

      telgip legit

    • @EthanRom
      @EthanRom 4 года назад

      @@PchanStitch nah dude, I've seen cats. it was waaaay worse and had a much more all star cast.

    • @PchanStitch
      @PchanStitch 4 года назад

      @@EthanRom Cats was actually a good movie, assuming you know the stage show, have a working brain, and didn't go into the theater with the mentality of most the retards on the internet.
      And this movie is still doing worse on RT.

  • @shubhamgarg9361
    @shubhamgarg9361 4 года назад +273

    Before: I wonder why Downey would release a movie in January
    After: Nevermind

    • @beethovensfidelio
      @beethovensfidelio 4 года назад +7

      Shubham Garg January is a “dump month” for movies.

    • @TheTrainFan9
      @TheTrainFan9 4 года назад +13

      Jay Bauman: "Fuck you, it's January!"

    • @Smiley_Boi76
      @Smiley_Boi76 4 года назад +1

      He needed gas money

  • @MandoDin
    @MandoDin 4 года назад +57

    RDJ: sees the reviews
    Also RDJ: Hey Kevin, can you put me back in MCU?

  • @blaisetelfer8499
    @blaisetelfer8499 4 года назад +227

    Most of that budget probably went to the huge and unnecessary celebrity voice cast. But do you really need to spend millions on having John Cena and Selena Gomez voice CGI animals for 10-20 lines of dialog?

    • @shadowzach00
      @shadowzach00 4 года назад +13

      They also had to do alot re shoots

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 4 года назад +7

      @@shadowzach00 funny, considering this movie looks 50% CGI

    • @carlostdied1184
      @carlostdied1184 4 года назад

      @@blaisetelfer8499 they needed it for earth (the song)

    • @femiairboy94
      @femiairboy94 4 года назад +1

      They did that because of Star power I guess, like when they’re promoting the movie etc they’re fans would want to watch it. Still stupid though.

    • @adriangoodman8901
      @adriangoodman8901 4 года назад +3

      Yes, because Hollywood is a scammers paradise and is filled with overpaid people who do little to nothing

  • @charlietoloza3233
    @charlietoloza3233 4 года назад +624

    RDJ: "Ok, back to Iron Man again"

    • @jessicastrike5640
      @jessicastrike5640 4 года назад +33

      Nooooo he has Sherlock Holmes to do first

    • @fathel9221
      @fathel9221 4 года назад +9

      @@Shiirow what's wrong with having a transgender person as iron man?

    • @AnUtterMesh
      @AnUtterMesh 4 года назад +33

      @@fathel9221 Nothing inherently. Using immutable characteristics to frame personality and character is just lazy boring and shallow.

    • @Jennboi
      @Jennboi 4 года назад +1

      @@fathel9221 did you not read the full comment lol

    • @fathel9221
      @fathel9221 4 года назад +6

      @Billy Blaze Blazejowski Why do you right wingers, get so offended, when disenfranchised groups of people are in films?

  • @akupegu1622
    @akupegu1622 4 года назад +143

    I wish this was a Disney movie. Disney needs to learn that stardom doesn't sell.

    • @timonsteup2877
      @timonsteup2877 4 года назад +9

      Well. You could argue that Disney knows that and therefore doesn't make these kinds of movies.

    • @akupegu1622
      @akupegu1622 4 года назад +3

      @@timonsteup2877 With ROTS, I'm sure they've even realised that a franchise name solely doesn't mean audiences will come running to watch a movie.

    • @timonsteup2877
      @timonsteup2877 4 года назад +2

      @@akupegu1622 More with Solo than with ROTS. The latter was at least profitable.

    • @blank003
      @blank003 4 года назад +1

      @@timonsteup2877 severely underperformed though. Atleast with solo, they had a excuse.

    • @timonsteup2877
      @timonsteup2877 4 года назад

      @@blank003 What excuse?

  • @TheChugg11
    @TheChugg11 4 года назад +333

    “Dr.Doolittle, he talks to the animals”
    *Goes up to penguin* “Bollocks”
    (Harry Enfield)

    • @alexstewart2252
      @alexstewart2252 4 года назад +2

      Yes! Great, a fellow Harry fan.

    • @shayZero
      @shayZero 4 года назад +1

      Ahhh didn't expect to see that here. Hilarious classic

    • @TheChugg11
      @TheChugg11 4 года назад

      Earthly Fireflies
      I’m guessing that’s another Doolittle quote

    • @abbaszaidi8371
      @abbaszaidi8371 4 года назад

      “Dr Doolittle, he talks to the animals”
      To a beagle “cigarette?”
      (Harry Enfield..... again)

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 4 года назад +179

    Fans: _"Please do another Sherlock Holmes movie"_
    RDJ: _"Nah. I have a good feeling about this one "_

  • @Anticitizen546
    @Anticitizen546 4 года назад +132

    RDJ sounding like he’s doing a way too late audition for Peter Bailish.

  • @thewateversho223gaming
    @thewateversho223gaming 4 года назад +161

    *Who would've thought that Bad Boys would be the best movie of January?*

    • @karandev9316
      @karandev9316 4 года назад +5

      Just Mercy is also in January, right?

    • @Windupchronic
      @Windupchronic 4 года назад +4

      @@karandev9316 No, December.

    • @jakegraham3758
      @jakegraham3758 4 года назад +9

      Karan Dev mhm so is 1917 so definitely not the best movie in January

    • @thewateversho223gaming
      @thewateversho223gaming 4 года назад +3

      @@karandev9316 Just Mercy came out in December.

    • @antwanscott97
      @antwanscott97 4 года назад +5

      1917
      Just Mercy
      Bad Boys For Life
      The Gentleman
      The Rhymn Selection

  • @seanyonthemic
    @seanyonthemic 4 года назад +291

    The fact that Robert Downey Jr. allowed himself to be in a scene where a dragon farts on him is one reason to see this....probably just not in the theaters. 😂😂
    It seems Downey Jr. wanted to have some kid fun after Endgame. Lol

    • @e1iteyoshi998
      @e1iteyoshi998 4 года назад +6

      Honestly I'm curious just to find this scene online and laugh at how bad it is.

    • @phineasfacingforward3460
      @phineasfacingforward3460 4 года назад +12

      Hopefully, it was his agent that signed himself up for this wreck. At least that's what I want to tell myself.

    • @mpolynice30
      @mpolynice30 4 года назад +1

      His valentine gift to his wife?

    • @brakesforsnakes757
      @brakesforsnakes757 4 года назад +14

      Nah, He just wanted another fat paycheck.

    • @roycastanon5754
      @roycastanon5754 4 года назад +3

      Sean Austin no offense but the MCU was just “fun”

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 4 года назад +189

    *RDJ:* I’m done with Iron Man
    (Dolittle is critically panned and flops)
    *also RDJ:* ...I am Iron Man

    • @kriskater
      @kriskater 4 года назад +11

      Lmao these actors are fuckin loons man

    • @pinkliongaming8769
      @pinkliongaming8769 4 года назад +1

      I'm a not iron man
      I am iron man
      I am also Scotty

    • @nikidon99
      @nikidon99 4 года назад

      @Baldur no Hugh is a star outside of wolverine

  • @alienanxiety
    @alienanxiety 4 года назад +181

    Robert Downey Jr's career had officially turned full Johnny Depp.

    • @techguy25777
      @techguy25777 4 года назад +31

      Still waiting for another Sherlock Holmes movie

    • @talusxelen8069
      @talusxelen8069 4 года назад +12

      He just needs to slap the crap out of a wife and lose half of his shit now?

    • @peternystrom921
      @peternystrom921 4 года назад +4

      @@techguy25777 Oh no please god no, the first was awefull and i cant even get true the second one. Please, can them make a REAL Sherlock holmes movie for once? :)

    • @polsdofer
      @polsdofer 4 года назад +4

      @@peternystrom921 I'm pretty sure they are making another one. If you don't like them then dont watch them.

    • @randomness5281
      @randomness5281 4 года назад +3

      @@peternystrom921 they were good. You just have a bad taste. The acting was good as well

  • @123Yellowberry123
    @123Yellowberry123 4 года назад +144

    So what you’re saying is, this movie dolittle.

  • @lebronjame2016
    @lebronjame2016 4 года назад +39

    Robert Downey Jr. During the Dragon scene:
    Uh Oh Stinky

  • @AssembleAA
    @AssembleAA 4 года назад +371

    I rather watch this movie than "Cats".

    • @jesusangulo2119
      @jesusangulo2119 4 года назад +64

      Nop Cats is an experience, this is just nothing.

    • @cosco4291
      @cosco4291 4 года назад +4

      that's not saying much

    • @peterfrank3365
      @peterfrank3365 4 года назад +29

      @@jesusangulo2119 I agree with the OP. I'd rather watch something I'd forget, than something I'd want to forget.

    • @80swoodpanel
      @80swoodpanel 4 года назад +9

      'Cats' is a laugh-attack inducing nightmare, it's worth a watch.

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 4 года назад +3

      Its the only compliment i can give to this or any other bad movies. No matter how boring or mediocre you are, at least youre not a "cats"

  • @forealz3255
    @forealz3255 4 года назад +76

    Didnt need Chris to tell me, it looked awful, just wanted to confirm lol

  • @KDog-rj9dt
    @KDog-rj9dt 4 года назад +107

    This sucks to hear. I really like Robert Downey Jr as an actor, here's hoping that his next movie is much better. I would like to see him in a third Sherlock Holmes movie to wrap those up.

    • @kevinfry3642
      @kevinfry3642 4 года назад +2

      K. Dog he’s one dimensional, he’s a cocky prick in everything but it only really works for iron man because of who tony stark is. You should watch good movies with good actors, broaden your horizons.

    • @CyunnyBunny
      @CyunnyBunny 4 года назад +15

      @@kevinfry3642 Jesus relax

    • @KDog-rj9dt
      @KDog-rj9dt 4 года назад +6

      @@kevinfry3642 I like him in a bunch of movies before he was Iron Man, like the zodiac, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, due date, the singing Detective, Sherlock Holmes and Tropical Thunder just to name a few that I can think of. But everybody has their preferences. you might not like him but I think he's kind of funny and a cool actor and he does seem like a nice guy compared to some of the people in Hollywood today.
      And on top of that I watch a shitload of movies. I like good movies and bad movies but I don't know what that really has to do with it. I was just saying that it sucks that this movie sucks and I was kind of hoping better from him maybe it was just a paycheck for him I mean I don't think you would need it after all the Marvel movies but whatever and I was just stating that I can't wait to see what he does next and kind of wish it was another Sherlock Holmes or something but like I said everybody has their own likes and dislikes I guess.

    • @seankoontz4235
      @seankoontz4235 4 года назад +8

      I’d like to see him do more small-scale dramas, like The Judge or Zodiac (The Judge is a very underrated movie IMO)

    • @KDog-rj9dt
      @KDog-rj9dt 4 года назад +3

      @@seankoontz4235 I don't think I've seen the judge. I like his comedy stuff and his drama stuff I think he's a good actor I get it not every actors for everyone. But I think he really shines when he does stuff like Sherlock Holmes, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang where it's kind of a drama but it's also comedy

  • @rahkenaten550
    @rahkenaten550 4 года назад +224

    "I'm the Dolittle, playing the Dolittle, disguised as another Dolittle!"

    • @andrewhanes8903
      @andrewhanes8903 4 года назад +1

      RaFooTed
      *Runs away* DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE

    • @chanelhenderson8460
      @chanelhenderson8460 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @siriusgray
      @siriusgray 4 года назад

      RaFooTed RDJ is the new Depp. Deep down, you know it’s true

  • @kevlow9494
    @kevlow9494 4 года назад +110

    I laughed out loud when Chris imitated RDJ's shitshow performance.

    • @fugit1vegaming397
      @fugit1vegaming397 4 года назад +1

      Kev Low RDJ wasn’t the worst performance ever.

  • @M.W.H.
    @M.W.H. 4 года назад +107

    Eddie Murphy: that's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

    • @spineli3297
      @spineli3297 4 года назад +4

      MWH I understood that reference 😉😏

    • @M.W.H.
      @M.W.H. 4 года назад +2

      @@spineli3297 a dude of culture 👍🏻

    • @spineli3297
      @spineli3297 4 года назад

      I understood THAT reference 😉😂

  • @andrewharvey1777
    @andrewharvey1777 4 года назад +145

    To be honest, I was kinda hoping Chris would have said “sike” at some point. Now I’m kinda glad I was never hyped for it

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 4 года назад +6

      I knew from the trailer I knew this was going to be horrible. So glad my five year old said no to this movie

    • @terrellgivens
      @terrellgivens 4 года назад

      Shiela Ingram Damn even a five-year-old said fuck this shit?? Hahaha

    • @brandonmusick77
      @brandonmusick77 4 года назад

      Actually it's written as "psych".

  • @paradise_valley
    @paradise_valley 4 года назад +101

    “Earth” by Lil Dicky. The Movie.

    • @skuzzyj
      @skuzzyj 4 года назад +3

      Bitch don't fuck with pangea

  • @morgancloutier5908
    @morgancloutier5908 4 года назад +48

    Honestly. I don’t feel like it was the worst. It still was a fun time at the theater. Was it a cinematic masterpiece? Not necessarily. But for kids, it’s a good time.

    • @BadrAlrawi
      @BadrAlrawi 4 года назад +3

      Yeah I agree with you.

    • @boodith6923
      @boodith6923 4 года назад

      It wasn’t to bad of a movie I think

    • @BadrAlrawi
      @BadrAlrawi 4 года назад

      @@boodith6923 yup

    • @callmecharlie4250
      @callmecharlie4250 4 года назад

      My entire family including my younger siblings absolutely abhor this movie.

  • @jessepinkman5955
    @jessepinkman5955 4 года назад +105

    I really wanted this to be good because I wanted RDJ to have a successful career other than just being iron man

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 4 года назад +30

      RDJ had a long and successful career before and other than Ironman, you know. I mean why do you think they chose him for the role, he was a nobody?

    • @jessepinkman5955
      @jessepinkman5955 4 года назад +11

      Nikki G yeah I know I’m just saying after and now

    • @jessepinkman5955
      @jessepinkman5955 4 года назад +5

      Gary Kent yeah I know I just mean after iron man now

    • @leonartha03
      @leonartha03 4 года назад +10

      sherlock holmes

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 4 года назад +8

      Every actor got good and bad movies on their record. Rdj is no exception. Meh

  • @johnbarron4843
    @johnbarron4843 4 года назад +88

    When you’ve completed your main mission and you’re doing the side quests

  • @shaggyfrankdizzl
    @shaggyfrankdizzl 4 года назад +27

    "yeah that shot is of a dragon farting on Robert Downey Jr"
    I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @mihawk508
    @mihawk508 4 года назад +208

    Me: “this movie looks somewhat decent , i might go see it”
    Chris: “Dolittle is a MASSIVELY terrible movie”
    Me”oh”

    • @robynwilde
      @robynwilde 4 года назад +3

      I was like RDJ IN A PRETTY MOVIE WITH ANIMALS YES PLEASE! But all I needed to hear was dragon flatulence...I'm out. And sad.

    • @dragonball3166
      @dragonball3166 4 года назад +1

      I will see this movie

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 4 года назад

      you can't seriously have thought this was worth watching

    • @mihawk508
      @mihawk508 4 года назад

      Mantis Toboggan I’ve wasted money on worse movies

  • @dinsism
    @dinsism 4 года назад +263

    Anyone else find it funny, how Chris is wearing a Keanu “You’re breathtaking” t-shirt when they delayed The Cyberpunk game until september

    • @DavidMartinez-ce3lp
      @DavidMartinez-ce3lp 4 года назад +6

      Wait what, delayed?

    • @bankablemilk2188
      @bankablemilk2188 4 года назад +22

      David Martinez it got delayed until September ;(

    • @angelicsailor1st
      @angelicsailor1st 4 года назад +5

      WAIT IT GOT DELAYED AGAIN AND I DIDN'T KNOW??!?!?!? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge

    • @Snp2024
      @Snp2024 4 года назад +2

      He is mourning .

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 4 года назад +1

      Fingers crossed it isn't some "no mans land" type situation.

  • @omgitsme435
    @omgitsme435 4 года назад +56

    How is the CGI so bad in 2019 with that budget

    • @UxCANxDOxIT
      @UxCANxDOxIT 4 года назад +28

      Ace I'm assuming about 50 percent of that budget went to Rdj 😂😂

    • @Hipe2124
      @Hipe2124 4 года назад +8

      Downey is pretty expensive. Another example is Far from home being almost the same budget as homecoming. Homecoming wasnt as great as Far from home action wise but most of the budget was because of Downey

    • @UxCANxDOxIT
      @UxCANxDOxIT 4 года назад

      SHSL Hope and Light Homecoming is way better than far from home. Bad take.

    • @Lottofatto
      @Lottofatto 4 года назад +1

      Quite a few big name actors were in this, and consider all the animals they did full CGI on. I don't recall a single animal in this movie that wasn't cg.

    • @MrTuubster
      @MrTuubster 4 года назад +1

      Cgi gets worse the better the tv resolution becomes.

  • @IftiAlam1999
    @IftiAlam1999 4 года назад +53

    Chris' Keanu Tshirt which is the "you're BREATHTAKING" moment just made my day. ❤❤

    • @AnaVerona_
      @AnaVerona_ 4 года назад

      ❤❤❤

    • @hidbid1
      @hidbid1 4 года назад

      Iftii Alam Chris's*

  • @ZonoYT
    @ZonoYT 4 года назад +70

    I knew that this movie was gonna be shit the moment that this movie's only marketing move was Downey.

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 4 года назад +9

      If you're nothing without the actor then you shouldnt have it

  • @BlueGuy98
    @BlueGuy98 4 года назад +37

    Universal released this right after Cats
    It’s like they’re trying to lose money

    • @amerhuzairy100
      @amerhuzairy100 4 года назад +3

      Now,fast and furious 9 and minions are their only chance to make up with all the money

    • @resonanceytv
      @resonanceytv 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😅

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n 3 года назад +1

      Nah, i think it's them really tired of working on both movies so they decided to just throw it to the theater, forget about both movies after that and never talk about it anymore

  • @rabalac
    @rabalac 4 года назад +66

    *Y O U ' R E B R E A T H T A K I N G*

    • @celeryguy1110
      @celeryguy1110 4 года назад +6

      S L A V G H T E R S E A S O N You’re ALL BREATHTAKING!!!

    • @rabalac
      @rabalac 4 года назад

      @baron D lol yeah I know lol

  • @josiahreynolds7501
    @josiahreynolds7501 4 года назад +176

    Chris: Doolittle is a terrible movie in almost every way
    Me: not at all surprised cause it’s January

    • @DiegoDiaz-sv1ng
      @DiegoDiaz-sv1ng 4 года назад +1

      Now I’m very worried about The Gentleman

    • @willclouded
      @willclouded 4 года назад +1

      What's wrong with January? Lol

    • @vectorvinnie
      @vectorvinnie 4 года назад +13

      Will Fong January is the dumping ground for bad movies.

    • @brycekenyon2384
      @brycekenyon2384 4 года назад +1

      Your mom Is a nice lady don’t worry The Gentleman is fantastic. I’m a film major and I thoroughly enjoyed it

    • @stonewallmikeb
      @stonewallmikeb 4 года назад +1

      Fuck you it's January!!

  • @pringlesboi23
    @pringlesboi23 4 года назад +8

    I really loved the movie. I loved Roberts acting. It felt very adventurous to me. I loved the cgi of the animals. It was funny to me. I really liked it. Lol

  • @nerdgeekman
    @nerdgeekman 4 года назад +107

    Hey Chris, you’re shirt. It’s breathtaking.

    • @kal-el7194
      @kal-el7194 4 года назад +1

      nerdgeekman of RUclips “I understood that reference.”

    • @jhboob
      @jhboob 4 года назад

      You're breathtaking.

    • @karenstarr
      @karenstarr 4 года назад

      @White Unicorn no it is you're. As in you are breathtaking.

    • @ontologicallysteve7765
      @ontologicallysteve7765 4 года назад +1

      Translation: Chris is apparently a shirt that lacks the pronoun to identify himself as one.

    • @samaritan29
      @samaritan29 4 года назад

      W H O L E S O M E 1 0 0

  • @CharlesOwens04
    @CharlesOwens04 4 года назад +246

    RDJ: "I want to do more [than Iron Man]."
    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

    • @henrykeats6950
      @henrykeats6950 4 года назад +9

      Jake Garcia , he did on the jre

    • @slayerbot1394
      @slayerbot1394 4 года назад +6

      Well, theres Sherlock?

    • @CharlesOwens04
      @CharlesOwens04 4 года назад +4

      @@slayerbot1394 Doubt it. Movies been dead for a while, now, and the last one didn't preform as well as they hoped, if I remember correctly. Not to mention the BBC series that came out that had a stronger popularity. Had.

    • @CharlesOwens04
      @CharlesOwens04 4 года назад +1

      @@henrykeats6950 Also said it before that, too, in interviews after Endgame had been out for a time.

    • @renapeppers20
      @renapeppers20 4 года назад +2

      @@CharlesOwens04 What are you talking about they confirmed it already.

  • @waywardwinchester
    @waywardwinchester 4 года назад +72

    LOL best review ever

  • @landonchantry9499
    @landonchantry9499 4 года назад +29

    “I’ve never been so aggressively bored” 😂 perfection

  • @kal-el7194
    @kal-el7194 4 года назад +52

    My reaction to seeing the Doolittle trailer: “this is gonna be absolutely terrible.”
    Chris: “this was absolutely terrible.”
    Me:”I knew it bucko.”

  • @SassyCassie89
    @SassyCassie89 4 года назад +27

    He's trying a Welsh accent, its specifically a valleys accent, this is what we sound like

    • @norziebitheway2162
      @norziebitheway2162 4 года назад +4

      Yup, while I'd usually be happy at representation of a character with a Welsh accent, this just made me cringe through the whole bloody film :-(

    • @SassyCassie89
      @SassyCassie89 4 года назад +4

      @@norziebitheway2162 he sounds like my Grampa after one too many scrumpys xD

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 4 года назад +6

      Seriously, if they wanted a welsh accent why didn’t they cast Micheal Sheen as Dr. Dolittle?! He’s awesome and Welsh. Robert and Micheal should have been swapped.

    • @SassyCassie89
      @SassyCassie89 4 года назад +1

      @@sweethysteria8737 it was Downey's choice to put on the accent, he wanted to make his version stand out and be his own. He came across stories of a particular Welsh druid (name escapes me) and he was captivated by him. I appreciate him trying though, I think he just needed more time to get it smack on and it's a shame really.

  • @flightnesssnowbirb8318
    @flightnesssnowbirb8318 4 года назад +70

    "It's good to meet you, Dr. Dolittle. Your work on veterinary medicine is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you talk like dolphin and turn into an obnoxious clicking whistle monster."

  • @BRUH-xw3ku
    @BRUH-xw3ku 4 года назад +247

    Cats : I'm the worst talking animals movie ever.
    Dolittle : Hold my furry tail.

    • @mikk.
      @mikk. 4 года назад +23

      BRUH 6972 no cats is probably worse

    • @jakecruz2515
      @jakecruz2515 4 года назад +16

      Cats got the lower grade

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 4 года назад +17

      @@mikk. hell no. Cats is just a weird abomination. Dolittle was just another bad january film

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 4 года назад +9

      Cats were more demonic humanoid cat hybrids than talking animals

    • @Dani-fc4tc
      @Dani-fc4tc 4 года назад +1

      BRUH 6972 Cats is that kind of movie where you do weird ass shit while watching it....Dolittle is just another bad movie

  • @teagangraybill8160
    @teagangraybill8160 4 года назад +20

    My brain went “oh no, if it’s not a hilariocity, it must be awful”

  • @MrCerebellum2
    @MrCerebellum2 4 года назад +77

    If you go toe-to-toe with a vicious tiger there’s really only one option:
    Discombobulate.

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 4 года назад +3

      @asian dude someone made a clip from RDJ other movie Sherlock Holmes and just reused the scene where he says discombobulate multiple times and it's pretty funny actually.

    • @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386
      @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 4 года назад

      i see you're an man of culture as well

  • @TiagoFreire
    @TiagoFreire 4 года назад +29

    "I have never been so AGGRESSIVELY BORED by a movie in my whole life."
    - Chris Stuckman

  • @user-uk6lf1qp4c
    @user-uk6lf1qp4c 4 года назад +9

    Is...is no one gonna talk about Micheal Sheen?...
    Just me...
    Okay... I love that guy :3

  • @pudgimelon
    @pudgimelon 4 года назад +46

    I saw this with my daughter. She loved it.
    She's also three years old. So her assessment of quality cinema sucks ;)

    • @whatevergoesforme5129
      @whatevergoesforme5129 4 года назад +14

      I think young kids will like it and if that is the audience the movie is aiming for, then it is fine. Young kids do not watch movies the same way adults and teens do.

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 4 года назад

      Damn lol

    • @showdown2613
      @showdown2613 4 года назад

      @@whatevergoesforme5129 is just bunch of white kids love movies like this. Real kids will watched 300

    • @whatevergoesforme5129
      @whatevergoesforme5129 4 года назад +3

      @@showdown2613 White kids are not real kids LOL? Well, I am not even white and I couldn't care less whose kids will watch this movie.

    • @wiltedrose7988
      @wiltedrose7988 4 года назад

      Show down I’m so tired of people like you throwing race around for no reason

  • @aharmon8577
    @aharmon8577 4 года назад +29

    Aww that's sad. I was really pulling for this movie. I hoped it would be at least decent. It would be nice to see RDJ find more success after Iron Man and not just drop off the radar like many actors who come off such big roles

    • @RobertMorgan
      @RobertMorgan 4 года назад +1

      Yeah but most don't drop off the radar AS the highest paid, second highest box office grossing actor of all time.
      Hell, most would have already retired to lounge and relax.

  • @A_Oda27
    @A_Oda27 4 года назад +10

    Chris's face in the thumbnail is that of "heh heh heh... wtf?"

  • @Phyx1u5
    @Phyx1u5 4 года назад +41

    "characters just kind of go from here to there" - Star Wars episode 10

    • @thomoose4647
      @thomoose4647 4 года назад +12

      woah, future guy, when will episode 10 come out?

    • @superjervis
      @superjervis 4 года назад +1

      @@thomoose4647 The butthurt is strong in you

    • @wayne909
      @wayne909 4 года назад +10

      @@superjervis what part of that screams butthurt to you?

    • @cineturon
      @cineturon 4 года назад +2

      You mean, episode 9

  • @Timliu92
    @Timliu92 4 года назад +30

    The writers clearly Dolittle and yet still expect the film to succeed.

  • @looniebell8139
    @looniebell8139 4 года назад +16

    It’s not like Robert Downey Jr. can’t do an english accent, he’s done it for the Sherlock movies. I don’t know what went wrong here.

    • @alokkore1566
      @alokkore1566 4 года назад

      Thank God I'm not the only 1. When every 1 knows how RDJ voice sounds, how charismatic it is, I wonder why it sounded like that. I was thinking marvel has patented his voice and he can't use his original voice in another movie n all. Oh God. It was painful to hear his voice. I also wondered if speakers in my theater were spoilt n all.

    • @samdo7243
      @samdo7243 4 года назад +1

      It's because he's not trying to do an English accent. It's a Welsh accent

    • @alliesmomsvagina
      @alliesmomsvagina 4 года назад

      A failed Welsh accent

    • @emlynwilliams8179
      @emlynwilliams8179 3 года назад

      I'm Welsh and I think his Welsh accent is pretty good. For an American to do that well done RDJ

  • @qwerty_and_azerty
    @qwerty_and_azerty 4 года назад +58

    3:38 “aggressively boring”
    I’m gonna start using that

  • @susanmurphy958
    @susanmurphy958 4 года назад +49

    So let's talk about that Keanu Reeves T shirt that Chris is wearing, shall we?!

  • @jrp5147
    @jrp5147 4 года назад +3

    Downey needs to do more films like The Judge. Movies that test and display his acting skills. I really hope his career, and role choices don’t plummet post Iron Man

  • @CesarJoel94
    @CesarJoel94 4 года назад +43

    Eddie Murphy was naturally funny and he just had to be himself

    • @worrywirt
      @worrywirt 4 года назад +1

      Let’s be honest, the Eddie Murphy ones are also terrible

    • @diamondcentury21
      @diamondcentury21 4 года назад +5

      empty sky they’re decent 😅

    • @tahaabbasi8302
      @tahaabbasi8302 4 года назад +1

      empty sky shutup they are way better

  • @mattisnotridley
    @mattisnotridley 4 года назад +32

    When Chris was doing his outro, he gave the sign that he’s done with January

  • @jordangan3246
    @jordangan3246 4 года назад +16

    Fun Fact: A lot of the most critically mauled aspects of the film such as the infamous dragon farting scene were the result of Universal’s reshoots, who felt the film should be more kid-friendly and sillier, with Gaghan's cut said to be more mature than what we got.
    Sadly it's another case of Universal interfering with the film and messing it up. I would have LOVED to have seen Gaghan's cut.
    EDIT: Just found out that the dragon scene was Robert Downey Jr's idea. And that the original idea was for Downey to pull out a boulder-sized stool instead of bagpipes.
    As much as I hate poop jokes, I think the stool idea is still bad but compared to the bagpipes, it’s doesn’t sound so bad now.

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 4 года назад +1

      Still I would have preferred other scenario... Like the dragon turns out having a baby or something.

  • @slicedegg6992
    @slicedegg6992 4 года назад +62

    Can we stop talking about the movie and appreciate the fact that Chris's wearing a "you're breathtaking" shirt

    • @mungus5273
      @mungus5273 4 года назад +2

      SlicedEgg reddit moment

  • @sammckenney8163
    @sammckenney8163 4 года назад +48

    Well, I'm guessing this one will Dolittle to impress audiences

  • @neddie1966
    @neddie1966 4 года назад +5

    Without a word of a lie. My mother is 80 and has dementia and five minutes into this movie she got up and said” he gave up the avengers for this!” I literally could not stop laughing

  • @StraightTomahawk
    @StraightTomahawk 4 года назад +43

    *Chris making uncomfortable face in thumbnail*
    Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good....

  • @tomcruz9118
    @tomcruz9118 4 года назад +44

    I’m guessing the rush hour reference is “do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?” lol idk just guessing

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 4 года назад +25

      I mean yeah, unless they had the gall to have an animal say "my nigga" with a thick chinese accent, what else could it be lol.

    • @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386
      @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 4 года назад +6

      @@oo4758 yo that would be fire lmao

    • @oscaralextv
      @oscaralextv 4 года назад +1

      @@oo4758 hahahahaha

  • @BojangleBaggins
    @BojangleBaggins 4 года назад +22

    Sounds like he’s doing whatever the hell Littlefinger’s accent was in Game of Thrones

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 4 года назад +35

    It baffles me that this is the first film Downey Jr. is starring in... AFTER ENDGAME!!!

    • @thomasc.5219
      @thomasc.5219 4 года назад +1

      It's cause it's his wife's production. Funny enough, on the JRE podcast, he said they expect to be making a couple sequels haha.

  • @Ethan-og7tt
    @Ethan-og7tt 4 года назад +87

    Who’s here after watching Jeremy’s review just to see Chris shit on it too

  • @shukis17
    @shukis17 4 года назад +5

    "This Epic shot from the trailer, that's a dragon farting all over Dr. Dolittle." Not only did I not expect to see that, but I love how the trailer editors made such a dumb scene look so epic with no context.

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 4 года назад +23

    Personally it saddens me that RDJs first movie after his stint in the mcu is complete trash I hope his career survives