MyPillow Mike Sits Down with Trump, QAnon Shaman Gets Prison Time & New Spider-Man Trailer

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2021
  • We celebrate the 11th anniversary of Jimmy creating National Unfriend Day for those who are still on Facebook, a professor in Glasgow has developed an electronic device that allows dogs to video call their owner, MyPillow Mike Lindell sat down with Donald Trump for an interview highlighting every debunked claim of election fraud, the QAnon Shaman was sentenced to 41 months in prison, the Staples Center in Los Angeles will now be known as the Crypto.com arena, outgoing New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio reminded us why we will miss his special brand of pizzaz, “Tiger King 2” came out today on Netflix and with their star in the slammer a character from the first season will now be the focus, and Jimmy reveals the sixth member of the Sinister Six in a second first look at the trailer for Spider-Man: No Way Home.
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  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 года назад +205

    Trump with his infamous Toilet Seat pose (for “massive dumps!”). 🚽

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +11

      🤣😅😅🤢🤮. And in a tux yet??!!!😵😵😖🌚😖

    • @raymondmejias8071
      @raymondmejias8071 2 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟💀☠️☠️⚰️🤬 killer dummpppssss at that, even the ghosts die on me his one!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +17

      Even wearing depends, you gotta lean forward or else it doesn't come out. Eventually it gets bottled up and comes out as an explosion.

    • @sgtwrench69
      @sgtwrench69 2 года назад +1

      The loony left can't survive without talking about Trump because you got Dementia Joe....I thought Trump lost🤔🤔🤔

    • @sgtwrench69
      @sgtwrench69 2 года назад +1

      @@TheDarkness1 You talking about when Sleepy Joe had to change his suit in Italy?

  • @icecold8974
    @icecold8974 2 года назад +880

    Sometimes it feels like our country is one big reality comedy TV show

    • @colleenv5040
      @colleenv5040 2 года назад +36

      It's not really funny what's going on.

    • @rodrigolerenagutierrez3708
      @rodrigolerenagutierrez3708 2 года назад +37

      Not just this country the world is a big joke. Ruled by greed & hate. Sadly.

    • @pasikaistila
      @pasikaistila 2 года назад +27

      Was it frank zappa who said something like "government is the entertainment department of military-industry complex"

    • @babygirltdi
      @babygirltdi 2 года назад +16

      My thoughts exactly!! Wondering if the show will ever end and we get back to normal 🤔

    • @SerbTerm
      @SerbTerm 2 года назад +2

      @@babygirltdi Once Bidumb leaves or dies we prob will

  • @markmathis9733
    @markmathis9733 2 года назад +20

    What terrifies me most, is there is a large percentage of the country that sees this and says "yes, more of this please..."

    • @shrewd1245
      @shrewd1245 2 года назад +4

      If that isn't the truth. It really is a disturbing and horrifying scenario to think that anyone with a pulse and an IQ over 20 could possibly believe that these 2 puerile clods could even form a relevant thought.......about anything!!!!
      Just look at those who follow them; people who went to Dallas to await the return of JFK Jr. You just can't make up that kind of stupidity.

    • @retrorocket55
      @retrorocket55 2 года назад +2

      @@shrewd1245 I know- scary isn't it? And scarier still, there's 70-something million uvem..

    • @HeatForce
      @HeatForce Год назад

      Yes because things are peachy now 😒

  • @THE_ROYALS2019
    @THE_ROYALS2019 2 года назад +3

    I love that part with Trump and the pillow guy, they are both pillow heads !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

  • @TheDarkness1
    @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +126

    Finish the wall in two weeks!? 😂😂 Apparently time does not exist in a kindergarteners head.

    • @pamelawing626
      @pamelawing626 2 года назад +15

      They probably could the way it's constructed. Parts of it washed away in a flood and other parts are falling down. There is no foundation. So hey, just slap it up. LOL I mentioned this on another thread here and the resident Trumper said that money was set to go back and shore it all up. LOL

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +9

      @@pamelawing626 Riiiight. Leave it to Bannon. 😂

    • @Lmy976
      @Lmy976 2 года назад +11

      Nothing worse than 2 drugged up old men rambling.

    • @JustJane1
      @JustJane1 2 года назад +13

      Too bad Bannon embezzled the $ donated by Trumpers

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +5

      @@Lmy976 If they represented any other country, it would be hilarious.

  • @kendingus6090
    @kendingus6090 2 года назад +280

    Almost pissed myself when the lawyer started telling the truth. First time for everything.

    • @wadevid
      @wadevid 2 года назад +3

      that was awesome!

  • @H_E_N_X
    @H_E_N_X 2 года назад +91

    Judging by that lawyer I'm not surprised he got 41 months. 😂

    • @happytoday333
      @happytoday333 2 года назад +8

      I enjoyed hearing a lawyer just speak how we all speak without having a prepared statement.

    • @majorneptunejr
      @majorneptunejr 2 года назад +2

      @@happytoday333 Do we all really sound that goofy ?

  • @eddietowers5595
    @eddietowers5595 2 года назад +62

    the "my pillow" guy actually sounds like he was snoring, yet still agreeing, in his sleep.

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 2 года назад +1

      At the time I was growing up, in the UK, people like that guy used attend "special schools".
      In the USA, people like him can become lawyers?
      Guess it's true what they say... the USA really IS the land of opportunity!

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 2 года назад

      @@antonystringfellow5152 Not a lawyer, pillow entrepreneur.

    • @mrx1333
      @mrx1333 2 года назад

      I thought I heard a snore

  • @xamislimelight8965
    @xamislimelight8965 2 года назад +398

    That so called "Shaman" got less time behind bars than someone holding a joint. Just a thought

    • @babettejordan2157
      @babettejordan2157 2 года назад +4

      Don't be so disappointed they're not done. I'm sure you'll be doing cheerleading yells and cartwheels when it's all over.

    • @beckydavis1820
      @beckydavis1820 2 года назад +19

      But he has gotten the most time. What about the rest? Vacation?? Of course you can leave the states or yes you can take your firearm or bow and arrow to go hunting out of state. This all blows my mind!

    • @carolinebarrett4736
      @carolinebarrett4736 2 года назад +10

      @Pixel Punisher agreed

    • @kevinathans4191
      @kevinathans4191 2 года назад +17

      It's better than nothing. I'm surprised any of them are getting time...I'm not saying that make our other stuff good...our "justice" system is a joke.

    • @caseyhouser9839
      @caseyhouser9839 2 года назад +9

      41 months isn’t enough, but it is no peanuts

  • @biggooseadventures
    @biggooseadventures 2 года назад +135

    OMG interviewing for the concierge position at The Radisson was the best thing I’ve heard all day!

  • @smasher1234
    @smasher1234 2 года назад +2

    Trump in a tux looks like that movie step brothers when they show up in in tuxs to an interview lol

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb 2 года назад +25

    “the wall was almost finished.”
    didn’t they only build something like 25 new miles of wall?!

    • @caseyhouser9839
      @caseyhouser9839 2 года назад +4

      Two weeks!!!

    • @caseyhouser9839
      @caseyhouser9839 2 года назад +5

      Mexico will pay for it!!!

    • @21dazzer
      @21dazzer 2 года назад +6

      @@caseyhouser9839 and he ACTUALLY believes that! That level of confidence in his own imagination is arrogance like the world has never seen before!

  • @maliksamarijones9304
    @maliksamarijones9304 2 года назад +328

    "a ventriloquist interviewing his dummy" is a great line... Though it's hard to tell which one was the dummy in the interview.

    • @teresab1998
      @teresab1998 2 года назад +6

      It's close. But I'm betting Lindell is the dummy.

    • @StormyDog
      @StormyDog 2 года назад +17

      @@teresab1998 Both.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 2 года назад +12

      They're basically interchangeable.

    • @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
      @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 года назад +7

      Shine a black light in that room, I dare you 😳

    • @peggystoutemorin4529
      @peggystoutemorin4529 2 года назад +12

      More like two certified dummies deluding each other.

  • @1980process
    @1980process 2 года назад +183

    3 1/2 years for a failed coup attempt seems getting off pretty fucken easy if you ask me.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад +9

      But he may not get his organic food that whole time!
      THINK OF THE CHILDREN, MAN

    • @allyourcode
      @allyourcode 2 года назад +13

      Yup. He should have gotten the same treatment as bin Laden: unceremonious dumping into the ocean.

    • @michaelholt3128
      @michaelholt3128 2 года назад +4

      The coup happened Nov 3rd 2020 . enjoy your misery.

    • @rickyhazard5766
      @rickyhazard5766 2 года назад +2

      From the most nutty President to the most sleepy one. What next? 🤔

    • @berniecom728
      @berniecom728 2 года назад +6

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 He's going to the big house, he will eat what they give him.

  • @versatilesse3670
    @versatilesse3670 2 года назад +2

    Funniest guy outside of pillowdiot was the shaman lawyer😂😂

  • @AndyM_323YYY
    @AndyM_323YYY 2 года назад +14

    Its hard to keep up to date: is this one of those days when they "have conclusive evidence", or one of those days when we are supposed to "forget about the evidence", or one of those very special days when its both.

  • @MichaelIrish
    @MichaelIrish 2 года назад +40

    You can put a turd in a tux but it still reeks of turd.

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 2 года назад +156

    Dude got less than four years?
    There are people who have done a LOT LESS and have gotten longer sentences.

    • @kevinathans4191
      @kevinathans4191 2 года назад +20

      And a lot less...watch this prick Riddenhouse get off...

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 2 года назад +2

      @@kevinathans4191 He's getting time, or the jury wouldn't bother requesting to view the videos.

    • @kevinathans4191
      @kevinathans4191 2 года назад +3

      @@toastedjoe1013 I get the feeling the judge will give him the minimum. It should be a mistrial.

    • @mycatiswaysmarterthanmosto8500
      @mycatiswaysmarterthanmosto8500 2 года назад +3

      @@kevinathans4191 We really dont want a mistrial. He gets off if theres a mistrial.

    • @pdubs7069
      @pdubs7069 2 года назад +7

      This case never should've went to trial!! Waste of money!! The kid is totally innocent!! Can't wait for the acquittal!!!

  • @eastcoastla612
    @eastcoastla612 2 года назад +58

    “Like watching a ventriloquist interviewed by his dummy” 😂
    Thank you for making me laugh instead of cry!

  • @albea1695
    @albea1695 2 года назад +91

    I'll be damned if anyone takes Fred Rogers name in vain. Shamans attorney is not comparable. Fred deserves more.

    • @79pants
      @79pants 2 года назад +2

      That’s the joke.

    • @tracymears8230
      @tracymears8230 2 года назад

      Especially how evangelicals protested at his funeral because the religious right are all nuts.

    • @albea1695
      @albea1695 2 года назад

      @@tracymears8230 But we must also, in the way of his thinking, allow a space for discourse. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. How we communicate is key to how we function. I don't know you, but, won't you be my neighbor?

  • @michaelevangatto1659
    @michaelevangatto1659 2 года назад +411

    America needs a better vetting process for its elected officials, not a second season of tiger king.

    • @KDK239
      @KDK239 2 года назад +5

      Haahahahahahaha omg

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 2 года назад +8

      If you're talking about Biden then, 100%

    • @babettejordan2157
      @babettejordan2157 2 года назад +4

      America needs a better vetting process for people crossing the border.

    • @johnrogers9481
      @johnrogers9481 2 года назад +6

      Yes, better vetting and elections taxpayer-funded again! F O brandon name!

    • @EyeonthePrize247
      @EyeonthePrize247 2 года назад +27

      @@B-RaDD
      Well Brandon, no, they weren’t referring to Biden. I’ll also add, nobody said he was a superstar, lol. People act like presidents are something to be revered and worshipped while simultaneously expecting us to come to his defense or something when they make a stupid remark… yeah, no, that’s just not normal. End the divide already.

  • @evanmornetti7577
    @evanmornetti7577 2 года назад +9

    Thanks for the laugh... You're so funny 🤣😃😃😃😃

  • @thewraithwriter22
    @thewraithwriter22 2 года назад +233

    "I'd pay to watch that trailer."
    Don't give them any idea, Jimbo

    • @adityahol2054
      @adityahol2054 2 года назад +3

      Jimbo Kimbal

    • @MrChupacabra555
      @MrChupacabra555 2 года назад +1

      They should have got Yakov Smirnoff to play Kraven in this 'trailer' ^_^

    • @anthonyquintero6805
      @anthonyquintero6805 2 года назад

      Forreal. People will be like "ah, a dollar? That's cool."
      Then BAM they make meiilions. 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @workoutwarrior3118
    @workoutwarrior3118 2 года назад +36

    Trump just can’t let it go… he’s clowning himself so bad, it’s hilarious… seriously!! He’s having an interview with the pillow guy infomercial salesman as if it was Barbara Walters 20/20 😂

    • @josephmn7279
      @josephmn7279 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, but at least he is NOT as clowning as ur Biden!!! Good one KID!!

    • @mrx1333
      @mrx1333 2 года назад +4

      He makes himself look stupid, for talks reals!

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 2 года назад

      YOU need to let go of Trump. Biden is in charge now.

    • @MaadeInHeaven
      @MaadeInHeaven 2 года назад

      @@doradennis2409 well he's not anymore he's giving up his power to his vp what a joke..and u ppl keep bringing up Trump u people can't let it go.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 года назад +608

    "This is the former president of the United States, a position of enormous historic gravitas, appearing in a video that serves as a lengthy commercial for a pillow company.”

  • @geoffreyryan5846
    @geoffreyryan5846 2 года назад +75

    Finish a wall in two weeks. This man is clearly nuts. Over 800 miles of wall in two weeks. What is wrong with this guy!!

    • @lbednaz
      @lbednaz 2 года назад +16

      Too many to list!

    • @JustJane1
      @JustJane1 2 года назад +13

      Everything

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 2 года назад +8

      It took 4 years & still keeps falling down.

    • @oliverperkinso3755
      @oliverperkinso3755 2 года назад +7

      @@evanpatterson7098 and a ladder defeats it 😂

    • @EricCartman915
      @EricCartman915 2 года назад +4

      This is why we shouldn't smoke crack

  • @georl1
    @georl1 2 года назад +7

    Personally, I think the "MY Pillow Guy" and Donald Trump lay their heads on the same pillow.

    • @dalemyers3061
      @dalemyers3061 2 года назад

      They need to leave room for Sean Hannity.

  • @Rick62153
    @Rick62153 2 года назад +11

    Trump and Lindell - to coin one of Trump’s favorite phrases - “Now there’s a couple of real beauties!”

    • @geraldellis4875
      @geraldellis4875 2 года назад

      Those two look like a couple of "cane toads"... an example of devolution in action!!!

  • @adrock4737
    @adrock4737 2 года назад +78

    The lawyer reminded me more of Don Knotts-- a true badass in his own kind of way.

    • @sclogse1
      @sclogse1 2 года назад +5

      With a strong hint of Jeff Goldblum.

    • @starcrib
      @starcrib 2 года назад +1

      With a pinch of Kermit the frog.....🌿

    • @johnlea29
      @johnlea29 2 года назад

      Matlock and no...lol

  • @ericcole498
    @ericcole498 2 года назад +30

    Mike Lindell has asked me to help administer his new feather pillow factory. Mike is confused . Does he pick up down or pick down up?

    • @jeremiahjohnson7515
      @jeremiahjohnson7515 2 года назад +7

      Obviously you need to pick down up unless you put down down, in which case you need to pick up down. So the answer is obvisouly, "THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN!"

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад +1

      @@jeremiahjohnson7515 LOL
      it was the punch line for me

  • @kageakuma3009
    @kageakuma3009 2 года назад +9

    I give it to Jimmy, pulling out Kraven the hunter as a villain gets him pretty good credit.

    • @kageakuma3009
      @kageakuma3009 2 года назад

      @Josh Wise wow that's random nonsense, I mean it's more correct to say Trump is a lover of being peed on.

  • @PumpkinHead440
    @PumpkinHead440 2 года назад +21

    Did Trump say he just needed 4 more days to finish his Great Wall? And just like that they took it down🤣

    • @heyyo1636
      @heyyo1636 2 года назад +1

      Only a worthless piece of Trash like Quid Pro Quo Joe would take down the wall. What A disaster this current administration truly is.

    • @gearbro5th56
      @gearbro5th56 2 года назад

      Dumpster 🔥 to disaster

    • @PumpkinHead440
      @PumpkinHead440 2 года назад

      @@heyyo1636 what wall🤣 trump is delusional

    • @heyyo1636
      @heyyo1636 2 года назад

      @@PumpkinHead440 Eric the funny part is the democrats are delusional. How would you be able to vote for a potato brain like quid pro quo Joe is mind boggling.

    • @heyyo1636
      @heyyo1636 2 года назад

      @@PumpkinHead440 And the best part is you probably believe that Joe is doing a good job 🤣

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 2 года назад +52

    My pillow guy is the funniest thing to come out of the trump presidency

    • @zombiebillcosby
      @zombiebillcosby 2 года назад +4

      Mike Pillow

    • @hopeandpeace4632
      @hopeandpeace4632 2 года назад +13

      And the most crazy and scary thing. I still can't believe this lunatic was your president

    • @runforestrun3014
      @runforestrun3014 2 года назад +6

      But not the dumbest. Hard to believe, I know

    • @brenda9919
      @brenda9919 2 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @JB-rt4mx
      @JB-rt4mx 2 года назад +5

      Sean Spicer and Sarah Sanders and Kelly Mcannany

  • @direktive4
    @direktive4 2 года назад +344

    96 hours of Mike Pillow: the CIA's latest psychological torture program

    • @M3Busssin
      @M3Busssin 2 года назад +18

      Sounds like he’s back using crack if he’s gonna livestream for 96 hours

    • @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
      @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 года назад +4

      @@M3Busssin cut with massive dumps of copium ofcourse

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 2 года назад +3

      A-ham.

    • @KootFloris
      @KootFloris 2 года назад +8

      I'd think 96 hours listening to Trump rambling is worse! Especially when you have to go, yes sir, no sir, awesome sir. Brrr.

    • @vikingdogmanship
      @vikingdogmanship 2 года назад

      @@KootFloris Biden is demented thoe....

  • @djofortunato5799
    @djofortunato5799 2 года назад +1

    DUDE. No lie. I was Genuinely excited when I saw a comics accurate Kraven Costume for the first moment you appeared on screen lol

  • @gldmj55
    @gldmj55 2 года назад +271

    All jokes aside, don't underestimate the blind stubbornness of American voters.

    • @beefeaterdot422
      @beefeaterdot422 2 года назад +24

      Not blind stubbornness, outright stupidity .

    • @GetFunnied
      @GetFunnied 2 года назад +14

      complains about trump + refuses to acknowledge bidens failures = chinese bot ignored

    • @GetFunnied
      @GetFunnied 2 года назад +6

      @@beefeaterdot422 name calling without any arguments = chinese bot ignored

    • @maribelcaudillo258
      @maribelcaudillo258 2 года назад +2

      totally!

    • @mgwilliams1000
      @mgwilliams1000 2 года назад +1

      Right? As the wind blows.

  • @ms.mcfatty2368
    @ms.mcfatty2368 2 года назад +15

    Why trump look like a bathroom attendant 😂😂

    • @mred9361
      @mred9361 2 года назад

      If he was a bathroom attendant, I, for one, would run out screaming

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +147

    Someone get Mike that dog phone, so he can see his master Donnie whenever he wants.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 года назад

      👍☮️

    • @jimmyh6601
      @jimmyh6601 2 года назад +2

      Why not call it a 'Dog and Bone' as that's cockney rhyming slang for Phone 🤔

  • @nonsuch
    @nonsuch 2 года назад +1

    Those horns are gonna make great handlebars for Bubba to hold on to. 😂🤣👹

  • @JoseGonzalez-pv6sy
    @JoseGonzalez-pv6sy 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for all your work AMERICA LOVES YOU

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 2 года назад +33

    You got to see Seth Meyers impression of my pillow guy it's on point when he says Da Beers 😂😂😂

  • @rpowarz
    @rpowarz 2 года назад +51

    Like watching 2 circus acts in one ring.

  • @donnychua7975
    @donnychua7975 2 года назад +6

    Trump could be an established musician cos everytime I see he's playing with an invisible accordion instrument whenever he's on tv

  • @Elementalism.
    @Elementalism. 2 года назад +5

    Wow, last year has not been kind to 45 in the looks department
    Imagine 3 years from now

  • @d8bn
    @d8bn 2 года назад +11

    "Moran-a-thon". Ha ha ha ha ha

  • @sandraromero4761
    @sandraromero4761 2 года назад +15

    He had 4 yrs and he didn't finish wall.

    • @RedPolitics1776
      @RedPolitics1776 2 года назад

      Because Nancy pelosi and the senate stopped him every step of the way he started it in 2018. You need 400 miles of border wall you really think your administration could do that in 2 years? Nope

    • @JustJane1
      @JustJane1 2 года назад +4

      @@RedPolitics1776 Or maybe because he pardoned Bannon after he embezzled the money from the Wall fund

    • @caseyhouser9839
      @caseyhouser9839 2 года назад +1

      Mexicans with no shoes were scaling that wall laughing at Trump

    • @stevenbrown6720
      @stevenbrown6720 2 года назад

      And half fell down never heard of a foundation

  • @acesn8s89
    @acesn8s89 2 года назад +102

    “What is Trump’s culpability in my client’s crime? What was Manson’s culpability in his followers’ crimes?”
    That lawyer missed a great opportunity for some sweet reasoning by analogy.

    • @DM-sy4hg
      @DM-sy4hg 2 года назад +1

      What us Kimmel's culpability in Biden causing massive damage to our country? In helping fool his viewers and get a man with dementia into the most powerful office in the country?

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 2 года назад +4

      @@DM-sy4hg Damage? Such as.. ?

    • @DM-sy4hg
      @DM-sy4hg 2 года назад +2

      @@sweett2185 inflation, the border, energy, gas prices, Afghanistan, relationship with France, etc...shall I go on? Maybe start paying attention from now on.

    • @beverly719
      @beverly719 2 года назад +15

      @@DM-sy4hg 😂 lol.....and how did you feel about our relationship with ALL countries during the Donald's administration? And gas prices before the pandemic? And the money wasted on building a wall that fell over in a wind? LOL 😂😂
      The Donald is the worst president in my lifetime....

    • @DM-sy4hg
      @DM-sy4hg 2 года назад +1

      @@beverly719 Trump stood up to those that he should have. Like China, that just ate Biden's lunch. Gas was great under Trump. The entire economy and jobs market was. RECORD low unemployment for african americans. The wall? I love it. He fixed the border. The wall was only part of what he did. You should inform yourself better. Thanks. Joe Biden is the worst. You know he is. You just went in so hard on "orange man bad" you can't admit it...yet.

  • @marytaylor6055
    @marytaylor6055 2 года назад +1

    I love you Jimmy! You're brutal! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 года назад +16

    Planters Peanuts are legitimately nuts... Mike Lindell is just straight up crazy!!..🥴

  • @cathmartinez32
    @cathmartinez32 2 года назад +18

    Trump had 4 years why did he not finish the wall

    • @oxbadcode6573
      @oxbadcode6573 2 года назад +2

      I don't know.why don't you ask him?

    • @ddennis2430
      @ddennis2430 2 года назад +2

      Because the democrats did everything in their power to stop it
      And your boy joe put a stop to it

    • @pchris0074
      @pchris0074 2 года назад +1

      Did he say Florida is getting a wall, too? 🤣

    • @cathmartinez32
      @cathmartinez32 2 года назад +1

      @@ddennis2430 The owners that own the land where Trump wanted to build the wall were the ones that filed lawsuit to stop building the wall on their land and when President Biden came into office he closed down from building the wall any further

    • @caseyhouser9839
      @caseyhouser9839 2 года назад +3

      The Mexicans were supposed to pay for it. That’s what he told all the rubes from the south

  • @phyllisseidl9117
    @phyllisseidl9117 2 года назад +1

    "The wall was almost finished"...2 ferkin funny

  • @GummyBearWA
    @GummyBearWA 2 года назад +2

    Don't forget the "Climate Pledge Arena" here in Seattle, home of the hockey team the Seattle Kraken. I suggested the name "Patchouli Palace" but we just call it the "Krack House".

  • @42.0fmthefever5
    @42.0fmthefever5 2 года назад +39

    Dog Phone so kinda like when Brain would call Penny from Inspector Gadget

    • @emilyley75
      @emilyley75 2 года назад +4

      Omg, I loved that show! I was obsessed with Penny's computer book.

    • @Fern635
      @Fern635 2 года назад +4

      Weird that her computer book and watch are basically reality now

    • @marceechristensen2533
      @marceechristensen2533 2 года назад +2

      The My Pillow Man sent an open chat to David Pakman stating “Kyle Klantifa”. What the Hell?

    • @EyeonthePrize247
      @EyeonthePrize247 2 года назад +2

      @@marceechristensen2533
      Pillow is fuckn tapped… drop the link though, lol. Please 😁

    • @marceechristensen2533
      @marceechristensen2533 2 года назад

      @@EyeonthePrize247
      Great Reply. Never bought one of his pillows!! I use a neck pillow recommended by my Chiropractor. I have a Blissy Pillow Cover. Awesome!!!
      When I first heard the Blissy commercial, I thought these women were saying,
      “I Love My Pussy!!” I thought
      “WHAT!”

  • @Pontisusan7
    @Pontisusan7 2 года назад +60

    I didn't even realize that was Jimmy, until he took a bow, after the Spider-Man trailer.😅

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 года назад +2

    This monologue had me in stitches.

  • @randyrrandelson6444
    @randyrrandelson6444 2 года назад +1

    That lawyer may have had a few beers before that interview.
    Beers with shots in them AKA Boiler Maker

  • @dned2
    @dned2 2 года назад +52

    No Jimmy, you are absolutely wrong about the worst arena name. Just recently in Denver, they renamed the Pepsi Center. This is where the Denver Nuggets and the Colorado Avalanche host games. What did they rename it to?
    "The Ball Arena"
    I've heard every insult under the sun about this new name. But for the most part, everybody's calling it "The Scrote"!!

    • @justadad6677
      @justadad6677 2 года назад +7

      Not gonna lie, that is pretty bad.

    • @foreversocal1
      @foreversocal1 2 года назад +7

      There's more gold in that comedy mine.... _Avalanche_ and _Nuggets_ playing _the Ball Arena_ ....has to be

    • @dned2
      @dned2 2 года назад +4

      Like I said, the insult list just goes on and on. Whatever counsel or review committee who was in charge of overseeing the renaming of such an iconic sports center IN DOWNTOWN DENVER... all those people should be taken out to the woodshed for a little readjustment!

    • @foreversocal1
      @foreversocal1 2 года назад +2

      @@dned2 it's also a marketing gold mine, think of the millions to be made in cheap memorabilia, there's a lot of room for creativity
      Suppose it could be more of a nightmare

    • @dned2
      @dned2 2 года назад +1

      Just heard a rumor that Denver City Council approved a preliminary design for a twin scrote... err, uh... "arena", to be built right next to the existing...
      ...I don't know if you guys know this or not but it's a big round building! My point, the decision-making skills of these people who approve these types of things... I really wouldn't put it past them to approve something like this.

  • @xZellxKyoux
    @xZellxKyoux 2 года назад +30

    Anyone else hear that? The deafening silence from republican lawmakers attempting to bash on Kimmel before they get publicly humiliated again

  • @dgw4049
    @dgw4049 2 года назад +5

    A bedding manufacturer and a resort owner really are peas in a pod. They belong together.

  • @mymasmith7848
    @mymasmith7848 2 года назад +6

    My rules for Facebook: If I can't be bothered to send the "Happy Birthday", then they are not really truly my friend. I mean, its about three clicks to send the automatic "Happy Birthday", if I can't muster enthusiasm for three clicks, clearly, not close enough.

  • @colmastro4373
    @colmastro4373 2 года назад +197

    I was thinking "no way trump is actually that psychotic, he for sure is playing to his base right?". Then sits down with that my pillow thing and i'm like "ah ok, yup...it's 100% not an act".

    • @oliverperkinso3755
      @oliverperkinso3755 2 года назад +8

      Took you this long?!

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 2 года назад +8

      trump sitting their in his shty diaper and tux.

    • @isabellewhite3505
      @isabellewhite3505 2 года назад

      BAT MAD

    • @heyyo1636
      @heyyo1636 2 года назад +7

      The only thing that's an act is the current administration. They are a disaster from Quid Pro Quo Joe to Kamala the Ugandan nightmare. If you voted for Sleepy Joe then you need your head examined.

    • @IaIaCthulhuFtagn
      @IaIaCthulhuFtagn 2 года назад +13

      @@heyyo1636 When the alternative is 4 more years of Trump's corruption, hatred, and bigotry, even Manson looks like a valid candidate!

  • @marybeth1644
    @marybeth1644 2 года назад +159

    The Shaman is donating his entire ensemble to the Trump Library, which according to plans is a repurposed utility closet off the Mara Lago Lobby.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +5

      😅🤣😂🌹💖

    • @sandykay2311
      @sandykay2311 2 года назад +6

      Hilarious‼️

    • @robertdraper5782
      @robertdraper5782 2 года назад +14

      The Trump Library, isn't that the copies of Forbes magazine on the shelf behind the toilet.

    • @runforestrun3014
      @runforestrun3014 2 года назад +14

      it'll feature the book Trump almost read

    • @tbessy1963
      @tbessy1963 2 года назад +2

      You mean Trump can read??????

  • @worrywart1311
    @worrywart1311 2 года назад

    The Mike Lindell Moronathon........I love it, absolutely spot on!

  • @abukar583
    @abukar583 2 года назад +15

    I’m honestly not going to be surprised if My Pillow Guy runs as a president and wins GOP nomination. That’s how far that party has fallen.

    • @tessat.1616
      @tessat.1616 2 года назад

      @ Abukar, the word fallen suggests there is somewhere lower to go, I don't think so, not possible.

  • @devilinthedarkness4830
    @devilinthedarkness4830 2 года назад +11

    This pillow guy keeps sending me text for his cause. Mike and Donald love pillow talk

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +2

      I get texes from the Greedy Old Pigs and Dumpty Cheetoe. It's getting to b a JOKE

  • @jerryjerry7561
    @jerryjerry7561 2 года назад +23

    lindell/trump separated at birth.

  • @baebealien
    @baebealien 2 года назад

    Jimmy in that lion costume is everything to me.👀🤣

  • @TheDeligirl
    @TheDeligirl 2 года назад +1

    That bow tie sent me! 😂😂😂😂 what a knob

  • @JD-dh7bk
    @JD-dh7bk 2 года назад +5

    The lawyer wanting to have a beer with trump.... omg how did he get through law school?

  • @kaiami00
    @kaiami00 2 года назад +7

    Why is the former guy wearing a tux?

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +4

      Kai To distract from his horribly dyed hair?

    • @kaiami00
      @kaiami00 2 года назад +1

      @@lillyanderson3623 possibly but it’s not working. 😬

  • @cleanmyshortsdavidtrucchio4502
    @cleanmyshortsdavidtrucchio4502 2 года назад +1

    I'm so grateful for Jimmy. Thx 4 da laughs✌❤🤣🤣🤣🤣😯

  • @dustinsanchezmusic5851
    @dustinsanchezmusic5851 2 года назад +2

    🤦‍♂️ two people that should never go further than that room

  • @mmartinezPhysics
    @mmartinezPhysics 2 года назад +9

    That Pillow Talk...

  • @jbull7126
    @jbull7126 2 года назад +26

    on the plus side Trump did not mention the size of his hands

    • @abc-bu7nr
      @abc-bu7nr 2 года назад +6

      Also on the plus size, he sure filled out that tux

    • @greg3087
      @greg3087 2 года назад +1

      Well they did edit it.

    • @brendacawston9236
      @brendacawston9236 2 года назад +1

      Or his bigly brain.

    • @SaintUgfuglio
      @SaintUgfuglio 2 года назад

      Fuckin Uncle Jack!

  • @Practice_Kindness-1st
    @Practice_Kindness-1st 2 года назад

    They should have changed those seats to toilets. Both dumping a whole lotta 💩! The pillow blob sounds like the character on Sling Blade 😂

  • @gingermiller1087
    @gingermiller1087 2 года назад +1

    That crazy "attorney" reminds me of the very funny lawyer in My Cousin Vinney. The guy they brought in for one of the kids when he decided he didn't want Vinney as his attorney.

  • @user-ms3jz7ub7n
    @user-ms3jz7ub7n 2 года назад +52

    Trump was wearing a tux because he was in between crashing a wedding and bar mitzvah at Mara Lago, where he was trying to search for fallen coins and steal dollar bills from all the guests.

    • @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
      @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 года назад +4

      🤣 ready for his own funeral 🪦

    • @ettygeee
      @ettygeee 2 года назад +1

      What the hell is wrong with you

    • @ccdogpark
      @ccdogpark 2 года назад +3

      @@ettygeee
      Yeah like I'm really going to believe 2 idiots named their own kid, Etty.

    • @EyeonthePrize247
      @EyeonthePrize247 2 года назад +1

      @@ccdogpark
      💀💀💀

    • @EyeonthePrize247
      @EyeonthePrize247 2 года назад +1

      @@ettygeee
      They’re pretty funny and their comment was logical so I don’t think anything is wrong with them. Thank you for your concern though. Very kind of you.

  • @deedeeannash
    @deedeeannash 2 года назад +22

    It looks like Dump is sitting in a diaper and the two of them are competing to see who can spread their knees farther apart.

  • @MaldoDave
    @MaldoDave 2 года назад +3

    Imagine Jimmy ends up playing Kraven and then be like "Yeah, I've been telling you for months!". And we all got played....

  • @scottjeune154
    @scottjeune154 2 года назад +3

    Trumps in heels in his shoes. His ankles while sitting look completely impossible.

  • @leoperegrino
    @leoperegrino 2 года назад +19

    Jimmy rules as usual 👍🏾

    • @lw3918
      @lw3918 2 года назад +4

      Jimmy is a hack, hung up on someone who's not even President anymore.

  • @laurendoe168
    @laurendoe168 2 года назад +44

    I miss the gold old days when stadiums were named after notable people who earned the privilege to have a stadium named after them.

    • @allyourcode
      @allyourcode 2 года назад

      You were born before the invention of capitalism??

    • @Jrun316
      @Jrun316 2 года назад +1

      Yep. Just like the memorials, statues & Monuments named after criminals like George Floyd. Sad times we are in

    • @johnestep7544
      @johnestep7544 2 года назад +6

      @@Jrun316 or the statues of all the southern traitors, who tried to destroy our union? America, the only country where we put up statues of traitors and cowards like Robert e lee.

    • @Jrun316
      @Jrun316 2 года назад

      @@johnestep7544 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fighting for what you believe in even though you are wrong. That is fighting for your way of life. That is very wrong. Choosing to be a career criminal is by choice. George Floyd should never have lost his life. But he shouldn't have been roaming the streets either. Making a marter out of a criminal is only used to push political agendas.

    • @laurendoe168
      @laurendoe168 2 года назад +2

      @@allyourcode No - was born before the monetization of memorials

  • @ivybee347
    @ivybee347 2 года назад

    🤦🏾‍♀️ Dog phone 🤣 No thank you..... my dogs were needy before the pandemic. Whenever we come in the house we're attacked by 4 ankle biters...... even if I left for 10 minutes. 🤣 They'd call me all day long.

  • @toodaloofruitaloo
    @toodaloofruitaloo 2 года назад

    Omg... jimmy...that addition of you in the trailer...did not see that coming...but holy crap was that hilarious 😂

  • @robguttridge6591
    @robguttridge6591 2 года назад +71

    "Our arena where the Lakers have won championships and the Clippers ...uh...play...is getting a new name." Thanks, Jimmy!

  • @ElionVydell
    @ElionVydell 2 года назад +11

    Dude Jimmy's Kraven costplay is lit

  • @matho1961
    @matho1961 2 года назад +6

    Remember that song “Don’t want to be an American idiot”. It’s never been more relevant than the last 5 years. People will be watching the “Pillow Idiot” and “Dumbo the President” and believing every lie they hear

  • @markmarsh27
    @markmarsh27 2 года назад

    "You know, You are a fighter." ....
    "Oh THANK YOU Captain Bonespurs."

  • @reclusivehermitwithalongbu3767
    @reclusivehermitwithalongbu3767 2 года назад +104

    The QAnon Shaman's lawyer sounds like he's running on his last few brain cells.

    • @msoperator510
      @msoperator510 2 года назад +15

      Shaman & lawyer should participate in Mike Pillow Moron-A-Thon. 😂

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 года назад +6

      He sounds like he's doing a bad Billy Bob Thornton impression.

    • @ONI1013.
      @ONI1013. 2 года назад +11

      You get what you can afford.. and I’m sure the 34-year-old unemployed Chansley who still lives in his mother’s basement probably can’t afford the best lawyers.

    • @sclogse1
      @sclogse1 2 года назад +4

      Adderol. It's what's for dinner. Notice the Jeff Goldblum overtones?

    • @mred9361
      @mred9361 2 года назад +1

      Well, you can only beat a dead horse for so long.

  • @raysville7256
    @raysville7256 2 года назад +54

    QAnon Shaman gets housing upgrade from his Mom's basement to a private cell.

    • @kevinathans4191
      @kevinathans4191 2 года назад +9

      Mom's cooking is probably better. He needs organic food anyways...

    • @Onemore59
      @Onemore59 2 года назад +2

      HAHAHA

    • @alc4864
      @alc4864 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @raysville7256
      @raysville7256 2 года назад

      @@kevinathans4191 Ya think?

  • @marvwatkins7029
    @marvwatkins7029 2 года назад +2

    Trump and Lindell's pillow talk indeed!

  • @maryallan3982
    @maryallan3982 2 года назад

    I've already finished 'Tiger King 2.' I'M NOT ASHAMED!!!

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 2 года назад +43

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

    • @johnrogers9481
      @johnrogers9481 2 года назад

      So what does it look like if GOD does bless Jimmy??

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 года назад +21

    Of all the current Spider-Man “Home” movies, I can’t wait for “Spider-Man Home Alone”. 😁

  • @MsM1975
    @MsM1975 2 года назад

    Jimmy, you don't have any sense! You crazy! I love it, I can't stop laughing😂😂😂

  • @simondewitt7161
    @simondewitt7161 2 года назад +1

    Isn't it amazing that a smoothie store, that sells the same drinks we can make ourselves, has enough money to buy naming rights to a NBA stadium?

  • @jso6790
    @jso6790 2 года назад +5

    You did Kraven! That is REALLY nerd Bona Fides! Congrats! I appreciate this a lot!

  • @deantodd8103
    @deantodd8103 2 года назад +16

    Props for knowing a less well known Spidey villain like Kraven the Hunter.

    • @MahkyVmedia1
      @MahkyVmedia1 2 года назад +4

      He's a nerd, money doesn't change that.

    • @blowc1612
      @blowc1612 2 года назад +1

      Kraren is one of the most popular villain as he becomes anti-hero

  • @amberhayes4078
    @amberhayes4078 2 года назад

    The Trump interview segment should have been called Mike’s pillow talk with Donald Fluffy Feather Trump. @JimmyKimmel

  • @michaellomaxx1850
    @michaellomaxx1850 2 года назад +1

    if the pipe bombs went off + mike pillow+marshall law+TRUMP=?