QAnon Nuts Still Waiting for JFK Jr, the Trump Tower of Tell-Alls & Chris Christie's Golden Moment

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2021
  • United Airlines has resumed the sale of liquor on their flights, restaurants in LA will no longer hand out plastic utensils and napkins, Chris Christie is busy on his image rehabilitation tour and was subject to some poor commercial placement, we introduce the Trump Tower of Tell-Alls, QAnon supporters are still waiting for the return of JFK Jr and his dad in Dealey Plaza and have been wearing suits and ball gowns for some kind of welcome back soiree, Jimmy chats with one of the supporters, we replace the voices of the Bachelorette and her suitors with those of actual children and Jimmy asks Kevin Garnett three ridiculous questions.
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  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 2 года назад +67

    5:20 This is why it’s great that the USA finally passed their infrastructure bill to replace all of their lead pipes.

    • @trendywipp3715
      @trendywipp3715 2 года назад +10

      Maybe it's the lead in our water that has made so many American's so crazy.

  • @TheClairemyst
    @TheClairemyst 2 года назад +73

    Singing.. we are the children. Yup.
    Where is an alien laser invasion when you want one

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +4

      Or slimer gozer or Vigo?? The fact that afterlife comes out Friday. Seems s bit bizzare these nuts aren't dropping out of the trees in TX

  • @lynnegackstetter2779
    @lynnegackstetter2779 2 года назад +4

    I also noticed the ad that played while Christey was on. Hilarious 😂😂

  • @m.k.c.5212
    @m.k.c.5212 2 года назад +8

    Should have been singing "we are the children of the corn.". :-P

  • @disastermaster1413
    @disastermaster1413 2 года назад +516

    I can tell you this much, Matt Damon will appear on Jimmy Kimmel live before JFK JR shows up in Dallas.

    • @1992AC
      @1992AC 2 года назад +10

      MD already has a couple times.

    • @paulor1027
      @paulor1027 2 года назад +2

      Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement
      Chapter 1:
      32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.

    • @ChunkyLover53atAOL-com
      @ChunkyLover53atAOL-com 2 года назад

      @Mary Gettelflower lol

    • @majinjones4565
      @majinjones4565 2 года назад +7

      Damon should show up claiming to be JFK Jr.

    • @SWHBOYCE
      @SWHBOYCE 2 года назад +1

      @@majinjones4565 Or Teddy.....

  • @robertoguevara2635
    @robertoguevara2635 2 года назад +126

    Those people waiting for Kennedy... They don't have a job to atend or what the hell?

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 года назад +33

      It's very difficult for the mentally ill to hold down a 9-5 job...

    • @stuartharris3364
      @stuartharris3364 2 года назад +10

      Most are casino dwellers.

    • @jeannefoster5594
      @jeannefoster5594 2 года назад +7

      They quit.

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 2 года назад +27

      Boss: Why aren't you at work!
      Them: JFK Jr will rise to anoint Trump the god-emperor of mutliverse to destory the Pizzagates!
      Boss: you know what why don't you just take the rest of....eternity off

    • @msoperator510
      @msoperator510 2 года назад +2

      No job & staying at the Hyatt?

  • @pigzrus397
    @pigzrus397 2 года назад +6

    The QAnon nuts just keep getting nuttier!

  • @annecoffey8379
    @annecoffey8379 2 года назад +4

    Hope Guillermo enjoys his "bottle of scotch'.🧑‍🎄

  • @dublinjazz1
    @dublinjazz1 2 года назад +425

    Sweet Jesus, THESE are the people who are taking over school boards all across the country🙄

    • @tdslywka
      @tdslywka 2 года назад +36

      Yeah you guys got a serious problem down there. We got them here in Canada but it's not as obvious

    • @konway4715
      @konway4715 2 года назад +38

      Eventually they will take over the entire country...I don’t know if anyone else notices but the world is literally ending before our eyes. If you don’t have kids yet please don’t have them. It’ll be cruel to bring a child into the world we now know...

    • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
      @Opinionsrnotfacts574 2 года назад +41

      Forget the School Boards - they are in Congress!

    • @mapples007
      @mapples007 2 года назад +10

      So run against them.

    • @caspa7
      @caspa7 2 года назад +2

      We gotta thank Corona for that

  • @msc8663
    @msc8663 2 года назад +24

    They are ALL nuts. Thanks Jimmy love you.

    • @RedPolitics1776
      @RedPolitics1776 2 года назад

      Jimmy has to keep talking about trump to keep his ratings up. YOUR being fed false and misleading information and your being brainwashed before the midterms and 2024. America has turned on the democrat party and the Judas’s. Trump will soon take America back and we the people will be safe and prosperous again 🇺🇸🦅

    • @paulor1027
      @paulor1027 2 года назад +1

      Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement
      Chapter 1:
      32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Год назад +1

      What's wrong with those people?! Lol!

  • @JeighNeither
    @JeighNeither 2 года назад +98

    When I first read the video description I thought -Jimmy, that JFK Qanon thing was so last week, then I realized those idiots are STILL there!!!

    • @jessie6753
      @jessie6753 2 года назад +5

      And people are giving negative 48 the main leader down there donations of money to stay there all this time. Its unreal the con that they are pulling off

    • @TheL4LMusic
      @TheL4LMusic 2 года назад +2

      joe biden is not in the white house.. he is using a fake one.. qanon was right. that is not joe biden.

    • @jessie6753
      @jessie6753 2 года назад +1

      @@TheL4LMusic this has nothing to do with Biden and the q movement didn't start this jfk bullshit negative 48 did they are disgusted at him making a mockery of it fyi

    • @matthewcastillo9951
      @matthewcastillo9951 2 года назад +3

      @@TheL4LMusic , You’re delusional. You’re also a QAnon nut job. Biden is not played by some actor. And Trump ain’t coming back. Neither is JFK Jr and Elvis. What are you going to do in 2024 when when Biden is still president?

    • @TheL4LMusic
      @TheL4LMusic 2 года назад +5

      @@matthewcastillo9951 lol i dont frankly care what you or anyone like you thinks

  • @vv-uf2ng
    @vv-uf2ng 2 года назад +157

    We love you America, thanks for making the rest of the world laugh..

    • @J3R3MI6
      @J3R3MI6 2 года назад +10

      We try 🍻✨

    • @kylorenthehusky2584
      @kylorenthehusky2584 2 года назад +25

      It’s funny we’re told we’re the only free people on the planet. Freedom to be an idiot 😂

    • @Laine2539
      @Laine2539 2 года назад +22

      Yes… we are now the most embarrassing country in the world 😕

    • @android12921
      @android12921 2 года назад +6

      And cringe

    • @trendywipp3715
      @trendywipp3715 2 года назад +4

      @@Laine2539 So sad, but true...

  • @omamckaskle7760
    @omamckaskle7760 2 года назад +4

    Adult grape plant stems are sliced diagonally and cut into sections. The cut ends are then dipped into a rooting hormone and planted. The new plants that begin to grow are basically genetic clones of the original parent plant, except that they produce seedless fruit.

  • @johnsmith8981
    @johnsmith8981 2 года назад +12

    HE HAD A LITERAL TINFOIL HAT IM DYING 🤣

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 2 года назад +230

    *AS A EUROPEAN* this is exactly how we all expected America to end... Overtaken by the crackpots.

    • @sultanofmultan2012
      @sultanofmultan2012 2 года назад +7

      As an American, you can thank us for saving your asses by not being overtaken by the Nazis lol

    • @kkpenney444
      @kkpenney444 2 года назад +48

      @@sultanofmultan2012 just shut up and stop reinforcing all our worst stereotypes. We have every reason to be mortified by these crackpots.

    • @nickjohnson4593
      @nickjohnson4593 2 года назад +29

      As an American I’m deeply saddened by this country’s outlook… ready to move to Europe

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo 2 года назад +8

      Europe isn't immune, it happened in Portugal, Spain, Italy and more notably Germany among others. Life is too easy in the West, morons are allowed to flourish, it's already happened to America, Europe will follow.

    • @kkpenney444
      @kkpenney444 2 года назад +10

      @@RubyDoobieScoo Hungary's already there. The rest of them are only one insanely malignant narcissist wannabe dictator away...

  • @rhesreeves5339
    @rhesreeves5339 2 года назад +247

    The video of the people waiting on JFK Jr is truly, truly creepy. It's unsettling.

    • @Marshall-uy2dv
      @Marshall-uy2dv 2 года назад +23

      Yep very unsettling, those people vote!

    • @kuzzbillington6392
      @kuzzbillington6392 2 года назад +14

      My thoughts exactly... My brain have a difficult time to even accept what I see with my own eyes. The joke about idiocracy is well used by now, but this, it would fit well as a scene in it. A horror version of the movie.

    • @marinadeburgos8666
      @marinadeburgos8666 2 года назад +8

      Caroline might show up and tell that all the Kennedy's deaths were fake and are waiting to see Trump in prison before they come back to society...

    • @foreversocal1
      @foreversocal1 2 года назад +2

      @@marinadeburgos8666 only if dreams come true

    • @DystopianUtopia8
      @DystopianUtopia8 2 года назад +20

      @Doc Holiday republikkkans are so pathetic

  • @lukenaoumovitch4477
    @lukenaoumovitch4477 2 года назад +48

    5:16 bruh I feel bad for that child sitting on the guys shoulders :( he’s growing up thinking that ghosts just reappear to support presidents. His mind gonna be effed up growing up 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @bartholomewcubbins9723
      @bartholomewcubbins9723 2 года назад +6

      I also feel bad for that child because his parents probably aren't vaccinated and won't get their child vaccinated.

    • @willsumnall3499
      @willsumnall3499 2 года назад +3

      A bit like Christ's second coming?

    • @dolfan0019
      @dolfan0019 2 года назад +3

      @@bartholomewcubbins9723 let's go darwinism

  • @jsl151850b
    @jsl151850b 2 года назад +4

    4:29 "Nothing human could stack books like this." - Peter Venkman,

  • @hpbertin
    @hpbertin 2 года назад +22

    You really should sende a look alike of JFK to Dallas to suprise the waiting crowd.

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st 2 года назад +6

      .....holding a "Biden Won" sign. 🤣😂

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 2 года назад +58

    Kimmel is really becoming a natural treasure.

  • @crazieanimefan1
    @crazieanimefan1 2 года назад +39

    XDDDDDD I laughed so hard on Golden Corral! Hope I didn't wake my husband up! But that was classic!

  • @SickoJTrump-lordofevil
    @SickoJTrump-lordofevil 2 года назад +233

    The most gratifying part of kimmels monologues, is the fact that tRump watches ever night!🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 2 года назад +12

      I know right!!

    • @glennhenderson702
      @glennhenderson702 2 года назад +11

      So funny dude haha!!!!

    • @HotRodCVO
      @HotRodCVO 2 года назад +1

      More funny than that is Jimmy can’t stop talking about him. Get over it Jimmy, the bad orange man is gone.

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 2 года назад +17

      @@HotRodCVO Awe, was someone butthurt.

    • @armedfarm3429
      @armedfarm3429 2 года назад +3

      @@dawnstanley1733 Kimmel has wet dreams about Trump, it's all he talks about !

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 года назад +1005

    JFK Jr. has a very good reason not to turn up: 1) He’s a Democrat. 2) The people waiting for him are crazy. 3) He’s dead, Jim.

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 2 года назад +34

      10/10 reference and profile pic

    • @katalac
      @katalac 2 года назад +57

      4)the people waiting for him are Republicans

    • @Jaxbijou
      @Jaxbijou 2 года назад +53

      It’s disgusting that people are doing this to man who died in a plane crash with the love of his life

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 2 года назад +49

      Dammit Jim, I said hes dead. I'm a Doctor not a ressurerectionist.

    • @monmixer
      @monmixer 2 года назад +8

      @@Jaxbijou It is for sure. They are so rude.

  • @Shari466
    @Shari466 2 года назад +64

    Cotton candy grapes are scrumptious. REALLY they are.

    • @ERen-tj6jg
      @ERen-tj6jg 2 года назад +4

      Have you tried Punch Grapes 🍇?🤔
      Absolutely the most delicious grapes...
      Evvvah! Seriously.

    • @theresahegarty6466
      @theresahegarty6466 2 года назад +3

      They're gross. Just eat a teaspoon of sugar.

    • @strawberryrichardson1451
      @strawberryrichardson1451 2 года назад +3

      Yezzz

    • @penelopegreene
      @penelopegreene 2 года назад +2

      We are actually in a golden age of designer grapes. Had some Moondrops not too long ago!

  • @cubagrr
    @cubagrr 2 года назад +618

    Hire jfk impersonators to hold sign that say Biden won

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +24

    Thank you Jimmy and Guillermo!!! 🤗💖💖💖

  • @seymourbutts4654
    @seymourbutts4654 2 года назад +33

    One of my favorite lines from network TV is "He's dead Jim.".

  • @nitro5119
    @nitro5119 2 года назад +38

    So many lunatics in that country now, I never regret for 1 minute leaving Florida and coming home to Vancouver after 14 years in Florida.

    • @eurobabez
      @eurobabez 2 года назад +8

      I agree with you 💯 %. The country is full of angry, gullible nutters who have been sucked into a cult by a delusional orange sociopathic narcissist and his far right sheep. They spend their time projecting onto others, exactly what they are doing. Don't bother trying to show them proof or reality. They will gleefully deny the truth. It's truly sad. 😔

    • @nitro5119
      @nitro5119 2 года назад +4

      @@eurobabez, Yes it is, and I loved living where I did in St. Pete. Once my neighbors who used to be my friends became Trump-radicalized, we almost came to blows, literally.

  • @anoriolkoyt
    @anoriolkoyt 2 года назад +105

    Like... the Kenndys are a liberal Democrat family. For some reason, to think they would support Trump is more mind boggling for me than thinking they are coming back from the dead....

    • @paradigmshift2476
      @paradigmshift2476 2 года назад +4

      That's how out of touch you Libs are with reality!!! Just wait and see how this story ends!!!

    • @SafetySpooon
      @SafetySpooon 2 года назад +8

      @@paradigmshift2476 Oh, you poor thing.

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 2 года назад +9

      That’s how idiotic these Q followers are. The whole thing reeks of a troll job, but these evangelicals go hard and double down rather than admit they’ve been clowned.

    • @FilmArtPhoto
      @FilmArtPhoto 2 года назад +4

      @@paradigmshift2476 LOL, what y'all gonna do when they stay dead?

    • @FilmArtPhoto
      @FilmArtPhoto 2 года назад +2

      @Tamal Paul EXACTLY!

  • @masteroffun9627
    @masteroffun9627 2 года назад +27

    Where would we be without Kimmel? He’s the best!!!!!!!

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 2 года назад +1

      He's got some weird segments too, I don't care for the times he abuses children, and tries to treat them like adults.

    • @theragoooverlord5021
      @theragoooverlord5021 4 месяца назад

      ​​@@guynorth3277your comment aged well

  • @alexiatorrez7680
    @alexiatorrez7680 2 года назад +197

    I wonder how Caroline Kennedy feels when she sees those people talking about her father and brother are alive ❓❓🤔🤔

    • @paulor1027
      @paulor1027 2 года назад +1

      Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement
      Chapter 1:
      32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 2 года назад +29

      @@paulor1027 The Middle East called: they want your fairytale back.

    • @Von_Der_Tann
      @Von_Der_Tann 2 года назад +13

      @@paulor1027 Say that in Aramaic or old Jewish or...NO! Greek....old Greek.

    • @csrb338
      @csrb338 2 года назад +2

      Well they’re only alive for a few... well idk how it works. Feel for her tho but she’s heard

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 2 года назад +11

      She probably rolls her eyes in exasperation. Nut-jobs have been saying they're not really dead since they died.

  • @shawnthegreat4281
    @shawnthegreat4281 2 года назад +56

    A man that hasn’t read books his whole life has had more books written about him 😂 stable Genius

    • @carlosspeicywiener7018
      @carlosspeicywiener7018 2 года назад

      Oh but he has read a book. Don't you remember when he was talkin about this great book that he was reading, he loved it and he based his presidential campaign on it.
      It's called MEIN KAMPF

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 2 года назад

      Maybe it's his interpretation of outsourcing? "I let them read for me".

  • @kallen868
    @kallen868 2 года назад +52

    "We Are the World..."
    God help us....😳✌

  • @pamelatimmins1055
    @pamelatimmins1055 2 года назад +28

    You are so funny Jimmy.
    Your monologue is non-stop hysterical.

  • @jennamakesbugs
    @jennamakesbugs 2 года назад +36

    That is a lot of really determined people accomplishing nothing. Imagine if people applied that sort of dedication to helping others.

    • @vanyacaron3789
      @vanyacaron3789 2 года назад +2

      Well put,Jenna. I love the voice of reason and compassion.

    • @debbie541
      @debbie541 2 года назад

      unbelievable people show up for this .......WAS ELVIS expected too

    • @gregkenning9238
      @gregkenning9238 2 года назад

      Helping them with what? Brainwashing children into this new cult?
      I would not even want them to walk my dog.

  • @ouissandy2806
    @ouissandy2806 2 года назад +104

    Jfk was born in 1917 so... he would be 104+ now. So..... ummm is this like a horse dewormer side affect?

    • @bertagriese8282
      @bertagriese8282 2 года назад +3

      bright one, you realize they wait for his son...?

    • @Lupita311
      @Lupita311 2 года назад +14

      @@bertagriese8282 and that makes more sense because... No, wait, he is dead too

    • @ouissandy2806
      @ouissandy2806 2 года назад +9

      @@bertagriese8282 they are waiting for both

    • @lilyjiri
      @lilyjiri 2 года назад +10

      @@bertagriese8282 bright one? And you proceed to make that comment?

    • @kabe1799
      @kabe1799 2 года назад

      Yup a 58 year coma with zero redox rxns in his body.

  • @dereklwashington1132
    @dereklwashington1132 2 года назад +143

    I'm trying to understand how these people believe that Trump is worth their embarrassing behavior

    • @jessetreadway5249
      @jessetreadway5249 2 года назад +12

      @Doc Holiday lmaooooo it's an entertainment show trying to turn a profit you absolute joke of a person.

    • @paulferrante5192
      @paulferrante5192 2 года назад +7

      @@cowboyhoyt1554 LET'S GO BANNON !!!

    • @cowboyhoyt1554
      @cowboyhoyt1554 2 года назад

      @runner305 yeah you and 20 people think so.

    • @cowboyhoyt1554
      @cowboyhoyt1554 2 года назад

      @@paulferrante5192 Hahahahahahahah! Love it!

    • @SafetySpooon
      @SafetySpooon 2 года назад +4

      @@cowboyhoyt1554 At least we all think. &, also unlike you, we know how to count.

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD. 2 года назад +14

    4:37 just like the wall that Mexico was supposedly going to pay and build. womp womp. 🤣🤣

  • @vanofpearls7528
    @vanofpearls7528 2 года назад +2

    all bachelor/bachelorette shows need to be in children's voices. love this!

  • @teresajenkins9056
    @teresajenkins9056 2 года назад +5

    after seeing the QAnon folks I now realize how Jim Jones happened...

  • @j.d.445
    @j.d.445 2 года назад +254

    I mean, Trump voters who are nationalists and vote for "America First" singing "We are the world" is kinda tinfoil nutty in itself 🙄

    • @bartholomewcubbins9723
      @bartholomewcubbins9723 2 года назад +39

      And singing "we're saving our own lives" while refusing a life-saving vaccine

    • @markberryhill2715
      @markberryhill2715 2 года назад +13

      Excellent point indeed.

    • @spitflamez
      @spitflamez 2 года назад +5

      Right?!?!

    • @redwaveofketchup7457
      @redwaveofketchup7457 2 года назад +10

      Kinda Nutty?!?, maybe just a LITTLE more than kinda!

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 2 года назад +18

      They think they ARE the world - to hell with everyone else. But they got one thing right - they are the children - IQ and gullibility of a two year old.

  • @teriraia
    @teriraia 2 года назад +62

    We need more psychiatric hospitals - stat!

    • @paulor1027
      @paulor1027 2 года назад

      What is the root word in PSYCH-ology?
      Psych: spirits/soul
      ology: to study
      Now put it together....
      Psychology is the study of spirits.
      Modern psychology is a farse that denies spirit possessions and obsessions. They created fancy sounding syndromes and disorders in order to push medication that suppresses our spiritual DNA...
      The truth sounds "crazy" to the uninitiated...

    • @paulor1027
      @paulor1027 2 года назад

      Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement
      Chapter 1:
      32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.

    • @vancouverviking4652
      @vancouverviking4652 2 года назад +2

      For liberals and democrats

    • @SafetySpooon
      @SafetySpooon 2 года назад +2

      @@vancouverviking4652 ...to put rghtwingers in. Anyone who looks at this video & still tries to pretemd it's the Liberals who are crazy, gullible & stupid needs to be first in line for a bed.

    • @matteframe
      @matteframe 2 года назад

      They're talking about psychiatry you dummy...

  • @jillyburt
    @jillyburt 2 года назад +5

    Does anyone think about Caroline Kennedy, what she might feel about these jokes?

  • @carolinagallegos3926
    @carolinagallegos3926 2 года назад +124

    I feel horrible for Caroline Kennedy having to hear this crazy stuff!! I wish she would sue Q and all its followers for the stress they probably have her going through, she'd win any court case against these morons!! America has become an embarrassment!!!

    • @HELLEKSONART
      @HELLEKSONART 2 года назад +4

      If you would like to be shown how the insides of a watermelon do not fly back out the same direction the bullet went in.JFK's brains flew backward you Ballistic experts.America is full of gullible people that the social media and government both play,and I can't blame them when the American people are that naïve.Here have a glass of Evian water.....

    • @Lupita311
      @Lupita311 2 года назад +7

      @@HELLEKSONART your reply would've been funny if it wasn't so sad. So you think he was alive then and he died of old age as normal people do, or do you think he is, at 104 years of age, still alive waiting for the right moment to appear? Kind of anticlimactic, isn't it? Most of his voters are dead. What is he waiting the 100th anniversary of his death?

    • @SafetySpooon
      @SafetySpooon 2 года назад +1

      @@HELLEKSONART I would pity you, but I'm too busy SMH over the extremely self-blind irony in your rant.

    • @HELLEKSONART
      @HELLEKSONART 2 года назад

      @@SafetySpooon "I pity the fool." - Mr. T-

    • @pysvtfa4
      @pysvtfa4 2 года назад +2

      @@HELLEKSONART his brains flew out of his head in the wrong direction, so therefore he must still be alive? I’m relieved this makes no sense to me 🤯

  • @s.d.c5513
    @s.d.c5513 2 года назад +30

    If there EVER was a need for a Dead Kennedy's reunion tour. 🙈🙉🙊

  • @catherinemacaskill1421
    @catherinemacaskill1421 2 года назад +20

    Imagine how the Kennedy family must be feeling about all of this craziness. It's their loved ones who have been dragged into all of this utter stupidity.

  • @stuartwadsworth3281
    @stuartwadsworth3281 2 года назад +90

    It’s sad how many lonely people believe anything to feel some comfort. All open to exploitation by some nut job!

    • @paulor1027
      @paulor1027 2 года назад

      Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement
      Chapter 1:
      32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.

    • @tygressblade
      @tygressblade 2 года назад +4

      @@paulor1027 go drool in your corner.

    • @Lupita311
      @Lupita311 2 года назад +5

      @@paulor1027 so a new cult enters the door. It is getting crowded.

    • @paulor1027
      @paulor1027 2 года назад

      @@tygressblade I guess I must of hit a nerve with this one...you guys keep calling us nut jobs, insane, crazy, etc... But yet you guys keep voting every 2-4 years over and over again expecting that the next politician will fix everything, but instead the politians spend the first half of their time reversing everything the precious administration did. Then they spend the second half of their time campaigning for re-election. They no longer legislate, nor do they pass any real laws...
      It's called insanity, doing the same thing over and over again while expecting different results....so who are the real nut jobs here?

    • @chroylikesfish
      @chroylikesfish 2 года назад +1

      @@paulor1027 no use arguing with people like this. They don't think for themselves. They let their sheppards think for them and shame anyone for not agreeing with their belief system. They don't support free thinking

  • @jarheade3823
    @jarheade3823 2 года назад +7

    OMG,.. How embarrassing to be a American,.. This is worse than my drunk father in law's pants falling to the ground while dancing at our wedding reception,...... 18 years later,. I Still put my hands over my face at the thought.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +203

    Sure, leave the plastic cutlery to the grandkids... but what about the ketchup and soy sauce packets? You NEED to divvy that stuff up, or they'll slay each other in court over them, Jimmy.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 года назад +2

      Oh yeah.will bring out the best in all...👏

    • @old-fashionedcoughypot
      @old-fashionedcoughypot 2 года назад +2

      But what about the soya sauce?!?

    • @seymourbutts4654
      @seymourbutts4654 2 года назад +3

      Don't worry the bottom of my fridge door is filled with such packets.

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 2 года назад +3

      I've ALWAYS Liked your Threads.
      The replies to same ALWAYS,.. Make No Sense. Which Fits Perfectly 🤤🤤🤤🤤

    • @brendanbiele2736
      @brendanbiele2736 2 года назад +4

      Dibs on the mayo packets. Reasons…

  • @oltoby4404
    @oltoby4404 2 года назад +168

    Asserting rights is all about me, but wearing a mask is all about my care and concern for the feelings and well-being of others.✌

    • @Stevenhlms04
      @Stevenhlms04 2 года назад +6

      Keep wearing those masks thinking your actually saving someone’s life lol

    • @jimsmith1120
      @jimsmith1120 2 года назад +15

      @Doc Holiday no thats you. What you did there is called projection.

    • @whiskeytango-pl5ht
      @whiskeytango-pl5ht 2 года назад +11

      Awesome someone that understands science 101.

    • @janwoodworth1
      @janwoodworth1 2 года назад +8

      Yes..there is no Freedom to Infect

    • @janwoodworth1
      @janwoodworth1 2 года назад +20

      @@Stevenhlms04 so Republicans are dying at three times the rate of Dems....keep it up...🙄

  • @thethree60five
    @thethree60five 2 года назад +77

    5:14 "We are the wing dings."
    "We are the wack-os."
    carry on, carry on.

    • @paulor1027
      @paulor1027 2 года назад

      Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement
      Chapter 1:
      32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 2 года назад +3

      Best comment!!!

    • @thethree60five
      @thethree60five 2 года назад +2

      @@peforster6725 Thanks :)
      We all need a smile right?

    • @paulor1027
      @paulor1027 2 года назад

      @@thethree60five a smile to what end. To the detriment of your destiny? Seems more like nervous laughter to me...Dont be afraid of the afterlife, embrace it....Open you eyes man, see the light. We will be waiting for you.

    • @thethree60five
      @thethree60five 2 года назад

      @@paulor1027 Dude. That is sarcasm, but about that, no kidding.
      Mc[not]Fly.... HAAAALLLLO /sarcasm - Under UN Treaty # WAY2-DEEP4-U § USUK

  • @stevenrais9360
    @stevenrais9360 2 года назад +20

    It's weird, I've had more than one person recently say that the Kennedys would be Republicans now. What are they watching?

    • @brye687
      @brye687 2 года назад +14

      These are the same people who joined the party of Lincoln and wave the confederate flag while claiming to love the "UNITED" States. It's like being immune to irony is a GOP prerequisite.

    • @elizandropedraza1286
      @elizandropedraza1286 2 года назад

      Do true.

    • @Squirrel_314
      @Squirrel_314 2 года назад +4

      More like Eisenhower would be a Democrat for sure. Nixon would probably be unwelcome in the GOP as well. He started the EPA and signed the Clean Air & Water Acts.

  • @ragingmonk6080
    @ragingmonk6080 2 года назад +13

    But hey, Q is in the right spot because Dealey Plaza is known for scatter brains.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад +3

      Too soon, man. Too soon :-/

    • @tuckergary1516
      @tuckergary1516 2 года назад +1

      new and lee harvey oswald shot JFK from 600 yards with a mail-order Italian rifle.

    • @susansanchez4794
      @susansanchez4794 2 года назад

      Ooo, that's harsh, pun totally intended...

    • @ragingmonk6080
      @ragingmonk6080 2 года назад +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 "Too soon"
      JFK died in 1963 and that is older than me by 7 years. "TOO soon"???????

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад +2

      @@ragingmonk6080 LOL

  • @BrianGriffinTH
    @BrianGriffinTH 2 года назад +40

    Obviously Christie didn't read any of the books! hahaha

    • @squirrelcovers6340
      @squirrelcovers6340 2 года назад

      He defeated his bariatric surgery😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mushroomandtinyfrogplaying7907
    @mushroomandtinyfrogplaying7907 2 года назад +1

    The bachelor with kids voice is always my favorite 🤣

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa 2 года назад +24

    People can not seriously be this insane

    • @eurobabez
      @eurobabez 2 года назад +7

      Trumplican cult members truly are. It's pathetic really.

  • @AprilLaRae
    @AprilLaRae 2 года назад +40

    Scrumptious is one of those words that just elevates the experience 🤣

  • @soulfullmusic100
    @soulfullmusic100 2 года назад +123

    Elvis has showed up in Dallas and is singing "I just can't help believing"

    • @AndiDuck
      @AndiDuck 2 года назад +12

      I saw Elvis last week in a Walmart parking lot collecting shopping carts. He looks like he has gained some weight
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @pamlewis1183
      @pamlewis1183 2 года назад +4

      Good one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @beeragainsthumanity1420
      @beeragainsthumanity1420 2 года назад +2

      Elvis returned from the dead and revealed to me his 10 day fudge and whisky diet.

  • @robertyingst5826
    @robertyingst5826 2 года назад +2

    “Sometimes things just work out” except Chris Christie

  • @TheKermit2110
    @TheKermit2110 2 года назад +4

    Help me out here as I’m not from America- but how do you guys manage to breed so many crazy people?

    • @ironfox4990
      @ironfox4990 2 года назад +2

      Poor education and healthcare.

  • @alopez9716
    @alopez9716 2 года назад +3

    Jimmy Kimbel Is Always On Point When It Comes To Trump Supporters I.Q🤣🤣✌️

  • @elizabethmitchell1882
    @elizabethmitchell1882 2 года назад +20

    Wow! What a skit and what a talented actress in your JFK, Jr skit - She is amazing - Please promote her talent - Thanks for all you do & presenting us the truth in satirical sense

  • @debbiej1173
    @debbiej1173 2 года назад +4

    I love the way Guillermo said "okay" with anticipation 😂😂😂

  • @carlosspeicywiener7018
    @carlosspeicywiener7018 2 года назад +65

    The worst part is that instead of just admitting that it was a crackpot notion, they keep changing the day and time and saying that's when he's going to pop up and say,... well what, exactly?

    • @friendlier
      @friendlier 2 года назад +18

      That’s exactly how the religious mind operates.

    • @davidhughes6578
      @davidhughes6578 2 года назад

      What am I missing?

    • @m.k.c.5212
      @m.k.c.5212 2 года назад +9

      That's how cultists operate.

    • @jessie6753
      @jessie6753 2 года назад

      Exactly and it will keep happening till 2024 when trump will try again lol they told me trump will take over as king in Nov 3rd lol and Diana will be queen because she is with trump romantically 🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 2 года назад +4

      Q-Anon followers are very, very used to changing the timing of the expected arrival of something when it doesn't come -- they spent years promising that "very soon now" / "ANY DAY now!" those promised mass "tribunals" were coming which would result in all Democratic politicians incarcerated for child trafficking… They were particularly keen on saying it was going to happen "in March." March, of course, came and went, came and went, and came and went.
      They still believe. 😔

  • @davidmurray5399
    @davidmurray5399 2 года назад +69

    He's wearing an actual tin-foil hat. No surprise there.

    • @jarniwoop
      @jarniwoop 2 года назад +2

      THAT is hilarious.

    • @cowboyhoyt1554
      @cowboyhoyt1554 2 года назад

      Big brother loves you! 😘

    • @TrixiLovesYou
      @TrixiLovesYou 2 года назад +3

      Kimmel: Just imagine what this guy looks like.
      Me: Like an American?

  • @radagastbrown9001
    @radagastbrown9001 2 года назад +111

    Better politicians start with better, more informed voters.

  • @pierrebibeau9861
    @pierrebibeau9861 2 года назад +36

    And Christie didn't get the hint about his books on weight which he received as a gift???????

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 года назад +3

      He's obviously illiterate...

    • @JulianCommodus
      @JulianCommodus 2 года назад +2

      Thank all the deities that he wasn't given a spandex track suit.

    • @bartholomewcubbins9723
      @bartholomewcubbins9723 2 года назад +2

      You think he didn't know he had a weight problem before getting the books?

    • @dereklwashington1132
      @dereklwashington1132 2 года назад

      Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pierrebibeau9861
      @pierrebibeau9861 2 года назад

      @@bartholomewcubbins9723 He knew but did nothing. It is quite evident.

  • @hurdygurdyguy1
    @hurdygurdyguy1 2 года назад +4

    Every entire episode of the Bachelor and Bachelorette should be done with kids voices... I might even watch half an episode! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lengray44
    @lengray44 2 года назад +12

    Christie is out hawking his new book"How To Beat A Gastric Bypass"

  • @nathanielvashaw2328
    @nathanielvashaw2328 2 года назад +170

    Watching Qanuts singing "We Are the World" while waiting for the late JFK and JFK Jr despite the fact they're both dead is so cringey that it has literally fried my brain.

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 2 года назад +15

      Both dead *Democrats!*
      It's nuts.

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 2 года назад +16

      The Qanuts take crazy to a whole new level!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 2 года назад +20

      I really feel bad for Caroline Kennedy. As if the Kennedy family hasn't suffered enough, the memory of one of America's most revered Presidents is being trashed by these Crazed Q-nut MagaRats!!😡
      Trump the Betrayer couldn't touch President Kennedy with a ten foot 9 iron!!

    • @sarajohnson9938
      @sarajohnson9938 2 года назад +13

      It's pretty hilarious actually. America has became an absurd comedy.

    • @seanmcculloch5607
      @seanmcculloch5607 2 года назад +3

      i laughed so hard..

  • @PatelDeep12296
    @PatelDeep12296 2 года назад +60

    dudes literally in a tinfoil hat lmao im surprised he doesn't have literal koolaid on him

    • @johnsmith8981
      @johnsmith8981 2 года назад +4

      The tinfoil hat slayed me 🤣

    • @trendywipp3715
      @trendywipp3715 2 года назад +2

      The Koolaid packets are in his back pocket.

  • @yankeesusa1
    @yankeesusa1 2 года назад +3

    Kevin Garnett is awesome. He's probably great at family parties.

  • @wardenwilson6725
    @wardenwilson6725 2 года назад +4

    I'm in Dallas right now. And I don't know about Jr, but the old man, JFK himself will be here. Any minute now.He's actually going to drive through Dealy Plaza again. Hopefully he'll make it through in one piece this time.

  • @donaldwilliams4161
    @donaldwilliams4161 2 года назад +139

    They were actually singing "We are the World" ? Do they realize that is a song about inclusiveness, about taking care your fellow inhabitants in this Earth? Something the Trump, and the G.O.P don't actually believe in.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 2 года назад +18

      Well, Trump loves "YMCA" and "You Can't Always Get What You Want," despite having no capacity to understand the meaning of either song.

    • @RealSlimSlavin
      @RealSlimSlavin 2 года назад

      Do YOU realize that the Qanuts are such a small portion of the population that Jimmy Kimmel’s attention on them isn’t the least bit warranted? If you honestly believe that the GOP is all Qanuts, go ahead, but that’ll just be one more display of ignorance from you.

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st 2 года назад +8

      Jeremy Slavin some of this "small portion" are in congress, state houses and getting on local school boards. A small percentage of 350 million translates to an alarmingly large actual number.

    • @RealSlimSlavin
      @RealSlimSlavin 2 года назад +2

      @@mk1st Yeah? Well, you don’t seem to care that avowed socialists (and on-the-record left-wing antisemites) are in Congress, and have been for longer. As a Jew, I’m not as worried about those sharing new-age space laser conspiracy theories as I am about those sharing age-old antisemitism that would’ve been at home in ‘30s Berlin.

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st 2 года назад +2

      ​@@RealSlimSlavin When you have idiots like Sheldon Adelson running around hijacking the US's political system for his own gain who can blame people for having a negative view of the Jewish people. BTW, there are many right wing anti-semites out there as well.

  • @TheShadowKing1988
    @TheShadowKing1988 2 года назад +5

    They say you learn something new every day. I've learned that "Cotton Candy Grapes" are a thing. I thought that was just a jokey throwaway line, but I looked them up, and they're surprisingly real!

  • @markwilliams2620
    @markwilliams2620 2 года назад +4

    Myself and 5 other also very drunk and high Western Michigan University students spontaneously breaking into Barry Manilow tunes as we waited under an eave for a thunderstorm to subside suddenly makes much more sense after "We are the world....".

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck 2 года назад +54

    "Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders."
    - Mary Schmich former columnist for the Chicago Tribune and winner of the 2012 Pulitzer Prize for commentary.

    • @phraydedjez
      @phraydedjez 2 года назад +2

      I like that.

    • @HandsomeDanVacationRentals
      @HandsomeDanVacationRentals 2 года назад +5

      Back in my day, youtube commenters wouldn’t have posted stuff like this that made me think.

    • @seymourbutts4654
      @seymourbutts4654 2 года назад +3

      Stay off my grass you damn hippie !!!

    • @tuckergary1516
      @tuckergary1516 2 года назад +1

      sadly corrupt politicians= death and taxes.

    • @shevawnmacdonald4282
      @shevawnmacdonald4282 2 года назад

      This was a speck to a graduating class made into a song called wear sunscreen

  • @sailor583
    @sailor583 2 года назад +14

    That guy looks like he would be serving the Kool-Aid.

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 2 года назад +17

    I can't believe they use that song to try to manifest JFK jr. I used to like that song from the '80s. It was a good song for back then raising awareness and to stop hunger and now those idiots have ruined it. Instead of a big letter Q they should have a big letter r for ruiners

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 2 года назад +4

      A big letter S for *suckers*

  • @anthonymonteverde1210
    @anthonymonteverde1210 2 года назад +116

    The QAnnon Still hoping? And singing "We Are The World"? I think most 4got that the song was about famine in Africa in the 80's. And why would a prominent Democratic family endorse Donald "NO NUTS" Trump? Can I b Pope? I am Catholic. Just wondering.

    • @dolfan0019
      @dolfan0019 2 года назад +3

      Donald "no nuts" Trump. Damn dude you really thought you had a top notch insult

    • @pamelahomeyer748
      @pamelahomeyer748 2 года назад +4

      LOL

    • @SafetySpooon
      @SafetySpooon 2 года назад +3

      They think "We Are The World" means that it's JUST them, & NO ONE ELSE.

    • @anthonymonteverde1210
      @anthonymonteverde1210 2 года назад +4

      @@SafetySpooon Someone should tell them what the song was meant for in the first place (give them a hint: it WASN'T meant for them).

  • @zuzupetals4794
    @zuzupetals4794 2 года назад +3

    The kid's name is " adrenalchrome".... im dead.🤣😆🤣

  • @6Joey6Dice6
    @6Joey6Dice6 2 года назад +4

    The way Guillermo says "okay" the first time is the funniest part of this whole video! Haha!🤣

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD. 2 года назад +34

    3:10 IDK if it's how she maintained a straight face or Beethoven's Symphony No. 9/Ode to Joy that got me crying! 💀💀🤣🤣

  • @SavagelyBadAtLosing
    @SavagelyBadAtLosing 2 года назад +12

    Nacho cheese pump on the seats sounds like an amazing idea.

  • @jstnxprsn
    @jstnxprsn 2 года назад +15

    So weird. When he asked the operating monkey question, I too immediately thought "cut my nails" LMFAO

  • @deanwalker6262
    @deanwalker6262 2 года назад +5

    That last bit at the bar was really good. Well done and should be thought of as a continued idea.

  • @ruidadgmailcanada8508
    @ruidadgmailcanada8508 2 года назад +1

    I love the ginger comedian, she’s soooo funny. More please!!!

  • @ashram12
    @ashram12 2 года назад +2

    The seedless grapes come from clones. I wouldn't be any fun in that 3 question segment. Well, to be fair, I'm never fun.

  • @Rayzersword
    @Rayzersword 2 года назад +20

    Normally I wouldn't make fun of someone's weight, but Christie probably has to binge eat himself to sleep to forget the evils he has done lol.

  • @aaronw5851
    @aaronw5851 2 года назад +34

    “When you’re sitting in the hospital and all that’s on tv is fast food ads”

  • @mrdenson3101
    @mrdenson3101 2 года назад +2

    I love Guillermo. He is the best sidekick of all of them 😎🤓

  • @peacelove2.0.69
    @peacelove2.0.69 2 года назад +8

    Some are waiting for JFK..
    Me I'm waiting for my KFC..

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 2 года назад +26

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

  • @hpoonis2010
    @hpoonis2010 2 года назад +21

    "We are the world"...so much saccharin it could choke an entire galaxy.

  • @robpaprox
    @robpaprox 2 года назад +2

    As someone who is fascinated with the Qult, I can say the writers of that bit sure "did their research"! 😂 Well done!

  • @doritofan1002
    @doritofan1002 2 года назад +4

    I feel like they should give out edibles on flights instead of alcohol

  • @KRich408
    @KRich408 2 года назад +12

    Pizza shops all over NJ have to have a lookout for Christie when they see him coming they bar and chain the shop so they still have enough product to operate the next day,😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @Dai_Abdurrahman
      @Dai_Abdurrahman 2 года назад

      You got a German name by the way bye bratha

  • @arucardhelsing6551
    @arucardhelsing6551 2 года назад +7

    What is with the wave of odd behavior in this nation in the last few years?

    • @rchurch2769
      @rchurch2769 2 года назад +2

      I have thought about that too. I've watched it unfold over the past few years and honestly think it has a lot to do with all the crazy misinformation passed around on social media, It is truly making people dumber. I've seen some very intelligent people start to believe in some of the craziest conspiracy theories. I personally couldn't stand seeing it anymore and got rid of fb. Not to mention 15% of the population has clinical mental issues. What agitates me the most about it all, is these crazy dingbats have a hand in deciding what affects all of us. Idiocracy seems to be contagious as covid and is infecting a large portion of one particular political party.

    • @HandsomeDanVacationRentals
      @HandsomeDanVacationRentals 2 года назад +3

      Natural cultural and societal backlash to a period of extreme technological and cultural innovation? People generally dislike change and, when they feel overwhelmed by it, begin to embrace ideas and solutions that appear simple and familiar or comforting. It becomes easy to embrace extremist views at that point as they don’t seem extremist at first and promise to offer comfort.

    • @lynnpayne9519
      @lynnpayne9519 2 года назад +2

      @@HandsomeDanVacationRentals your so right. I read about The Great Disappointment . When Jesus did not come back, people still believed. They set new dates and started new denominations .
      What will it take to get them to go home? I think that the only hope is real world fall out from actions. Folks need to stop sending money. They need to tell them they are loved and no matter what changes come, we all have value.

  • @tylerkeller8869
    @tylerkeller8869 2 года назад

    The little kid voice bit. Comedy gold😂🤣🤣😂

  • @Patrickdoconnell
    @Patrickdoconnell 2 года назад +1

    I love how he is trying to sound like he hasn't heard of half the things being talked about! So convincing!