that was probably the most unrealistic part of the whole thing, even more than the grenade actuator not flying off. Stupid people make even worse decisions IRL when there is an emergency, I seen't it.
I love how even after the guy pointed a gun at them, threatening to kill them, Beavis and Butt-Head still proceed to be massive trolls and laugh in his face about it.
@@noahpegasus8898 quota is a determined amount of output. Say you work in a box packing place, you have a quota of 100 boxes... You're expected to pack at least 100 boxes. In his case the joke is about being expected to recruit a certain number of volunteers. My favorite thing about the joke is the wordplay though, not the context about the military although that's relevant.
@@Michael_Beanflip The cause of gun rights was around 170 years before the guy was born, and it'll stay around at least twice as long after he's dead and gone.
Beavis and Butt-head: *take 2 hours to write their names down on a test and spell it incorrectly* Also Beavis and Butt-head: *Perfectly spell-out and sign joke names within a few seconds*
When the army guy laughed along with them, that was one of the best beavis and butthead moments ever. It's not very common that they actually are on the same wavelength (to an extent) as someone they meet (especially one who has attained some measure of success in life, so this is better than when they got along with the prisoners in scared straight).
I remember watching this episode a few weeks before I went to basic at Fort Jackson in April 1995. I couldn't stop laughing at this episode and still do to this day
The fact that "Battle Hymn Of The Republic" starts to play in the background, while they playing hot potato with a grenade at the end, is the most American thing I saw like holy fuck
@@V____396 that's ironic, you called something a delicate flower whilst dropping (i.e. that's "posting" for those who don't speak the language of imbecile*) 2 comments responding to the same poster, both one after another. * dabbing is another of those words only imbecile would be proud to use.
Is no one gonna mention how they both not only survived a grenade at point blank range, but were relatively unfazed, and even enjoyed the experience (due to the fact they said it was ‘cool’)
1) "Do you know what a quota is?" "Uhhh you mean like 25 cents?" = snort laughing 2) anytime beavis ever looked straight at the camera like butthead instead of off to the side, always put me in stitches laughing(@1:52 for an example) 3) please god just bring the show back.....................
When he fires his gun, nothing comes out, so he was just using an unloaded gun to try to intimidate them into joining the army. I like that little detail
I love how they're so dense that they pointedly seem to be throwing the grenade at one another in such a fashion that the lever is never, ever pushed down 😂😂
I remember this episode from back in the day and watched it when it came out LOL. I wish you could see it in it's entirety because the recruiting video he shows them is hilarious. Thanks for posting it
The short instrumental piece at the beginning when Leakey takes evasive action seems to be an interpolation of "Scuttle Buttin'" by Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble, while I'm not sure of the origin of the latter track playing when they escape Leakey (could simply be an in-house composition made by Mike Judge or someone working for the show).
Beavis and Butthead
Intelligence: 2
Pick-pocketing: 100
Luck: 10
Louis Cypher Endurance: 10
Humor: 105
IQ: negative 10 🤣🤣
lol ok?^
" I can get you stationed at Fort Dix. " Butthead : " Is that near Fort Nuts. " LMAO
Closer to Ft. Lenoard WOOD
I thought it was part of Fort Hugh G. Rection
@@DeutscheDemokratischeRepublik Ft. Hugh Jorgan
@@seanoleary4374 Fort Hugh Mungus
Funniest part is his name is Dick Leaky.
I love the bond they share.
Stupidity
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Dumb and dumber", doesn't it?
Bond? Or Bomb, as in Grenade?!? 😁😁😁
Why did beavis say "he's not really my friend" when butthead was choking
Ya
"Major Woody" and "private parts" 😂😂😂😂
"Why you little pinkos!"
😂
What about Captain Winky?
@@1981deloreanfan was that what they signed as?
🤣😂
Even stupid people come to their senses when their lives are on the line.
Like at the end when they blew themselves up
that was probably the most unrealistic part of the whole thing, even more than the grenade actuator not flying off. Stupid people make even worse decisions IRL when there is an emergency, I seen't it.
@@DarkDevil2398 and that grenade blew up in Butt-head's hand at the end.
Come to the senses? They stole a grenade, pulled the pin, and then played hot potato with it until it blew up. I don't think they have much sense.
But not in the movie
I love how even after the guy pointed a gun at them, threatening to kill them, Beavis and Butt-Head still proceed to be massive trolls and laugh in his face about it.
I'm no grenade expert but don't you have to pull the pin before it will blow?
@@raven4k998 the pin is like a safety on a gun, and that lever on the side is like the trigger
They should've died multiple times each episode.
@@Ko-Fii But the lever flies off if you don't hold onto the grenade.
never realized how surprisingly good their penmanship are
Only when they're doing graffiti.
Also this scene makes Beavis a lefty.
They write like chicken scratch in the later seasons such as in the Driver's Ed episode.
And Beavis even knows how to write in cursive
Except that the hammer never flies off of the grenades. It's annoying to watch stuff like this when you know how grenades are supposed to work.
“You mean 25 cents” LMAO
Alex's Gmail 25th like
I don't even know what a quota is myself.....
420 likes nice
Butt-head is smart enough to know a quarter is 25¢.
@@noahpegasus8898 quota is a determined amount of output.
Say you work in a box packing place, you have a quota of 100 boxes... You're expected to pack at least 100 boxes.
In his case the joke is about being expected to recruit a certain number of volunteers. My favorite thing about the joke is the wordplay though, not the context about the military although that's relevant.
I love the army guy laughing and agreeing the explosion was cool while pulling a huge-ass glass shard out of his face.
lets be honest, humans in general love explosions, its like in our nature or somethin
@@BrenTenkage I know I do, it’s why I enjoy using high explosives on Independence Day.
@@homemadecringeycontent6363 I bet you're a Trump supporter
@@BrenTenkage trumpers and their guns
@@Michael_Beanflip The cause of gun rights was around 170 years before the guy was born, and it'll stay around at least twice as long after he's dead and gone.
Major Woody and Private Parts should have a discussion with Captain Winky.
Colonel Sanders lol
Captain Obvious
Lol.....lmfao and 1st Lieutenant Harry sacks and Admiral Rodcocker should also join them lol.....lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn't Major a rank higher than Captain?
I died at that
This show is deep and you can’t tell me otherwise.
Jack Sprack it’s the pinnacle of funny tv
@@boogieheads after this show comedy on TV started going downhill
You said deep. Huhhhuhuhhh.
Other wise
Nice to see you here
Are you kids on dope?
That grenade's gonna blow!!
"Yeah, that was kinda cool! hehhehheh hehheh hehehehheh heheheh"
That literally sounds like a drug addiction ad from the '90s
Hehehehe you said blow
*rock music plays*
*throws grenade
@@homiesenatep woow. that was cool huhuhuuhh
Grenade blows up. Beavis: "Ow!"
@@100pm5 My nads still hurt, heh heh heh heh.
The grenade blows up in Butt-head's hand & Beavis says, "Ow" then Butt-head laughs.
Hehehe. Hehe. That was cool. Hehe. Hehehehe.
@Moshrav whos joe
The moral of the story is... stupidity is enduring
They actually outsmarted the army recruiter.
I'd like to join the military as Major Woody🤣
Wish I outsmarted my recruiter 😭
Lmao the army guy stopped his "heheh" short as if it was something long conditioned out of him.
lol
And plucked the huge shard of glass out lf his face.
You said "something long", hu hu he he
@Name "out of him" uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
Playing hot potato with a live grenade is one of the most American things I can think of.🤣🇺🇲
Yes
Too true
Lmao sorta
Based.
@Tyeumm Jesus Christ lmao
Beavis and Butt-head: *take 2 hours to write their names down on a test and spell it incorrectly*
Also Beavis and Butt-head: *Perfectly spell-out and sign joke names within a few seconds*
they did have a gun pointed at them after all LOL
And bevis used cursive
Born too rare to troll, too weird to meme
Classic.
Why did he have a live grenade in his office
Because the army dosent issue dead ones.
My grandpa has one on a shelf
because this is MURICA.
they like took it out a drawer or something when he wasn’t looking and pulled it bc dumb
Why not?
When the army guy laughed along with them, that was one of the best beavis and butthead moments ever. It's not very common that they actually are on the same wavelength (to an extent) as someone they meet (especially one who has attained some measure of success in life, so this is better than when they got along with the prisoners in scared straight).
I also like the scene where they laugh with killer uh I mean kyler
Once the congressmen laughed with them it was funny as hell
What about the security guy? it was hilarious
At heart, all of us are approximately that stupid. It's just that most people have a lot of layers piled up on top, and those two don't.
@@asasassify One of the best
Their handwriting looks way nicer than I expected.
Yep it’s true
1:39 Yah know, for a couple of jackasses, their hand writing is pretty good.
This is So Funny I died at it! XD XD XD
That's the joke.
Tomb Raver its not the first time they've written that.
Bruh they write better than me
You know what a quota is?
Uhh... 25 cents?
😂😂😂
Im told people from NYC and Boston actually pronounce the word quarter like "Quota".
0:40 "Do you know what a quota is?" "Ugh, you mean like, 25 cents?" Congratulations boy! You have what it takes to join the army!
Even though his name is Sergeant Dick Licky, he cannot stand to be around Major Woody and Private Parts! 🤣
LOL
xDDD
For someone so stupid, Butthead was very resourceful taking the bullets
edit: resourceful
Nicholas O’Neal: Perhaps you meant “resourceful?” 🤔
@@marshallartz395 thanks
@@marshallartz395 No, I'm pretty sure he meant "resourceful".
@@Astrosisphere No, I think I meant "resourceful."
@@nicholasoneal1521 Ah - that makes sense now!
*If you don't like the army there are ways to get out*
Does this mean that Beavis will have to shave his butt? Huhu huhu
@@kevinrichards3288*LiStEn YoU mAgGoTs*
@@monsterousboi5666 those 2 names Major Woody & Private Parts would fit those 2 bozos perfectly if they were in the military. 😂😂😂
In a body bag
@@melquizedec lol
Butthead is smart enough to know a quarter is 25%
Edit: I know Butthead said cents but same diff either way
I mean, sometimes ya got accents
RAGE INTERNET!!! & i thought you were smart enough to know how to spell quarter
Butt-head is smarter than Beavis.
☆
Butthead is actually smart theres an episode where he has a genius moment
1:57 that running animation tho
1:52 me and the bois raiding gamestop to get the ps5
@@awwhellnawww9239 HAHAHAHA 🤣
early mike judge animation
@@awwhellnawww9239 hehe hehehhe heh hehe
@@awwhellnawww9239 xD
1:52 worlds greatest running animation
It's when a guy can laugh and pry a piece of glass from his face that confirms that this show is in a world all its own.
yes it is and what a world at that
The fact that their laugh still continues to be infections. Gets me everytime.
I thought for a second that some of the shrapnel had gone into the old guy's head and had made him stupid too.
It's amazing that a little fear was all it took to not only get them to write with superb penmanship, but to be able to write ANYTHING at all!
The patriotic music made this scene.
I was stationed at Fort Dix near the end of my contract length, but I can definitely tell you that it's nowhere near Fort Nuts.
Is it near fort shaft?
I remember watching this episode a few weeks before I went to basic at Fort Jackson in April 1995. I couldn't stop laughing at this episode and still do to this day
I remember someone talking about this scene when I was in 4th grade, that was 1993-4, but this is the first time I've actually seen it.
I love how the recruiter thought the grenade was cool too
"That was kinda cool." There's a little Beavis & Butthead in all of us. That's what makes the show great.
Major Woody .
Private parts.
Lol
(Mike judge is a comedic GENIUS )
Agreed.
Yep
woah. that was cool. uh huhuhhhh
you know somethin, that was pretty cool. huhehehehh
“Do you know what a quota is?”
“Uhhhh.... 25 cents?”
Underrated line
1:08 Does this mean that Beavis will have to shave his butt? 😂😂😂😂😂
Listen you maggots!
So, which one of you signed up as Major Woody & Private Parts?
Mike Judge predicted the future!
In the military you have to shave your head in basic training. Since he is “Butt-head”, he will have to shave his “butt”
@@kevinrichards3288 Why, you little pinkos!
The “oww” from Beavis makes the grenade explosion so funny!
why you little PINKOS
The fact that "Battle Hymn Of The Republic" starts to play in the background, while they playing hot potato with a grenade at the end, is the most American thing I saw like holy fuck
Which one of you signed up as Major Woody and Private Parts?
Why you little pinkos.
Private Places
@@itwontcomeout5678 Colonel Sanders. Lol
I love how the recruiter agrees that it was kind of cool and does the idiot laugh with them
omg floppa likes beavis and butthead? so cool :0!
Mike Judge is goat. between this and King of the Hill he's unmatched. Not to mention the movies he's made and acted/voiced in
Answer and don’t lie it’s a compliment or a insult ?!!
Ok ok you insult him !!!! How dare you !!!! He’s not at good for nothnig ok HE’S NOT A ASSWIPE !!!!!
When Beavis and Butthead actually make the smart decision to run out of the recruiters office instead of actually signing those enlistment papers.
Lmao I lost it when the recruiter started laughing with them
I feel that opening shows that everyone's IQ drops about 50 points when Beavis and Butt-Head are in the room.
The early animation was so raw and unforgiving. Absolutely beautiful.
0:11 he hit the dab
@Punkred66 you salty af if you don't like it just go
Meme
I'm sorry I was looking for the mr.krabs fans only account
@@V____396 that's ironic, you called something a delicate flower whilst dropping (i.e. that's "posting" for those who don't speak the language of imbecile*) 2 comments responding to the same poster, both one after another.
* dabbing is another of those words only imbecile would be proud to use.
Private parts cracks me up everytime
What he didn’t realize was that was actually Beavis and butt head's last names
One of my favorite episodes. I love how young people are so intrigued with this. This is from season one lol
Ending reminds me of Joseph and Bobby:
"Ow, my eye!"
"Cool"
"Is it anywhere near Fort Nuts?"
"When you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is not your friend"
Beavis & Butthead will never get old.
Major Woody, Private Parts, Fort Dix, Fort Nuts, off the wall questions......
Yep, Beavis and Butthead are on top of their game here.
Major Woody and Private Parts... XD... Priceless.
For a second there it seemed like he was just going to let him commission himself as a major. That actually is a good deal.
"That was cool... hu-hugh hu-hu-hugh"
Sergeant: "Do you know what a quota is?"
Butthead: "Uhh...you mean like 25 cents?"
Lmao that joke killed me
It was the first time I’ve seen butthead acting smart
Is no one gonna mention how they both not only survived a grenade at point blank range, but were relatively unfazed, and even enjoyed the experience (due to the fact they said it was ‘cool’)
1:20 I don't think I've ever seen Beavis and Butthead look scared before!
(grenade exploding right in one of their hands)
"OW"
"hehehh, that was cool"
1) "Do you know what a quota is?" "Uhhh you mean like 25 cents?" = snort laughing
2) anytime beavis ever looked straight at the camera like butthead instead of off to the side, always put me in stitches laughing(@1:52 for an example)
3) please god just bring the show back.....................
Your wish has been granted.
Wow they were really frightened by the gun, and yeah they were totally fine playing with a grenade that was going to blow up in their face lol
I'll always think of this episode any time I hear "Battle Hymn of the Republic"...
Love these old episodes of these 2 guys.
I’ve been recommended this like 5 times already, and I’ve watched it every time.
"Stupidity isn't a virus. But it sure is spreading like one!"
-- Sandy Cheeks
Yep
I like how their stupid as hell but they know what a gun can do.
Major Woody and Private Parts!!!🤣🤣🤣 I swear that was my favorite part of the episode!!!🤣🤣🤣
When he fires his gun, nothing comes out, so he was just using an unloaded gun to try to intimidate them into joining the army. I like that little detail
signing as Private Parts is the funniest thing ive seen today
Major Woody & Private Parts.. that one got me lol
I love how they're so dense that they pointedly seem to be throwing the grenade at one another in such a fashion that the lever is never, ever pushed down 😂😂
Lever?
Do you know what a quota is?
Uuuh 25 cents.
Idk why but i laughed too much at that
1:39 is my favorite part
Be All You Can Be is one of my favorite episodes, along with No Laughing and The Great Cornholio
That recruiter looks just like Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men
I remember this episode from back in the day and watched it when it came out LOL. I wish you could see it in it's entirety because the recruiting video he shows them is hilarious. Thanks for posting it
0:17 butthead: that was cool
Army recruiter: *pulls shard of glass out of cheek* that was cool
The U.S. Army will even pay for Butthead's crooked eye.
Name of the heavy songs????
uhh, uhhuhh i dont know, uhuhuuh
The short instrumental piece at the beginning when Leakey takes evasive action seems to be an interpolation of "Scuttle Buttin'" by Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble, while I'm not sure of the origin of the latter track playing when they escape Leakey (could simply be an in-house composition made by Mike Judge or someone working for the show).
Clem Clempson - Born on the Wild Side
This is a very crude but effective means of conscription.
Major Woodie Private Parts
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This keeps showing up on my recommended every week since February
“If you decide you don’t like the Army, there are ways to get out”
Sure are. So glad I listened to my father when he said make sure that recruiter puts everything in writting.
Imagine getting outsmarted by Beavis and Butthead.
They actually have pretty good hand writing
Butthead: “is that anywhere near fortnuts” 😂😂😂😂😂
I love beavis and butthead🤣🤣🤣
Me also
Major Woody and Private Parts, that’s actually pretty clever 😂
Army guy: that b**** dangerous YEET!
Love the music at the end.