2018 Singapore 24 Hour Field Ration MRE Review Meal Ready to Eat Taste Testing

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  • Опубликовано: 1 сен 2020
  • Singapore really covers the bases for a tropical climate MRE. With a dessert that is mostly water, putrid sambal chicken, and extremely versatile biscuits, this ration pretty much has it all. Well, except for some chewing gum.
    For correspondence, or to send a Military Ration for review, my mailing information is: Steve1989
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    Lakeland, FL 33803
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    And thank you everyone for watching & subscribing - hope
    you enjoyed this one, as I certainly did making it!
    -Steve
    ** All Music By: Steve1989 MREinfo **
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  • @Pr0xima_audio
    @Pr0xima_audio 3 года назад +1413

    "It's not like I'm on the go, I'm just standing in this room"
    I imagine Steve literally just standing in the room, silent, while waiting for the required 3-4 hours to "take it over to lunch".

  • @SpunkMcKullins
    @SpunkMcKullins 3 года назад +727

    It speaks volumes when a man who ate 150 year old hardtack refuses to finish an MRE.

    • @WozWozEre
      @WozWozEre 3 года назад +86

      Or 120 year old beef.

    • @pagongtagi6124
      @pagongtagi6124 3 года назад +86

      MRE - Meals Rejected by the Enemy

    • @koniczka2000
      @koniczka2000 3 года назад +2

      @@pagongtagi6124 nice one

    • @seanc9520
      @seanc9520 3 года назад +9

      Does not matter which set he got,the main course is usually horrible in taste.
      Deserts are usually quite good though.
      The duck rice brings back nightmares.

    • @marcothommen2484
      @marcothommen2484 3 года назад +1

      ouch!

  • @triple6758
    @triple6758 3 года назад +1874

    Just realized Steve is in Florida. "Florida Man hospitalized after consuming field rations from the Battle of Thermopylae"

    • @memet5811
      @memet5811 3 года назад +10

      Nice hahahaha

    • @MrDmitriRavenoff
      @MrDmitriRavenoff 3 года назад +99

      Naw, Steve's immune system should be researched to find the cure for covid. The antibodies he has developed after all these consumings would be astounding to scientists.

    • @XanthosAcanthus
      @XanthosAcanthus 3 года назад +65

      Florida man is merely an idea. Any one of us can be Florida man. Rise.

    • @nikbalagot7644
      @nikbalagot7644 3 года назад +5

      Steve , drink the TEA!

    • @Samsun55
      @Samsun55 3 года назад +1

      Lool

  • @emt7887
    @emt7887 3 года назад +954

    I wish I could use Steve’s voice for my GPS.
    “In 500 feet, turn left on Maple. Nice!”

    • @tmaster6459
      @tmaster6459 3 года назад +16

      Nice

    • @adksherm
      @adksherm 3 года назад +20

      Id pay for this. And a cd of his compositions from the intros!

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 3 года назад +5

      @@adksherm you know he makes all of those himself?

    • @saagiebawlz
      @saagiebawlz 3 года назад +5

      @@Around_blax_dont_relax no way I was just asking myself where he gets those!

    • @TheOneTrueChris
      @TheOneTrueChris 3 года назад +23

      "Let's get this car into a parking space. Nice!"

  • @isaacj2914
    @isaacj2914 3 года назад +874

    "It smells like death..."
    Proceeds to eat.

    • @KowboyUSA
      @KowboyUSA 3 года назад +73

      That's our boy.

    • @theunknown7683
      @theunknown7683 3 года назад +39

      You know how little that narrows it down for him?

    • @realironballs
      @realironballs 3 года назад +17

      @@KowboyUSA Steve is a legend!

    • @matthewblodgett1789
      @matthewblodgett1789 3 года назад +31

      Strong and ridiculous fish rot lol

    • @Cthulhunoms
      @Cthulhunoms 3 года назад +20

      "*takes bite* ...Oh..."

  • @wuddadid
    @wuddadid 3 года назад +2066

    Steve: * worrying about consuming food coloring *
    Also Steve: * eats 100 year old meat biscuit *

    • @bubmer
      @bubmer 3 года назад +106

      "at least it doesn't turn your tongue red"

    • @49ersrules32
      @49ersrules32 3 года назад +65

      Just saw him eat a old ww2 ration how has this foo not shit himself to dea death
      I ate a bad apple and was sick for a day

    • @ReykuTheDefiler
      @ReykuTheDefiler 3 года назад +8

      This is the way.

    • @tboda2621
      @tboda2621 3 года назад +24

      Let's get a nice bite of this fish rot!!!!!
      Steve, we're not going to fine you or anything! Please dont eat stuff that smells and tastes like fish rot! DANG!!!!

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 3 года назад +4

      @@49ersrules32 I ate an apple halfway, let it sit out for 2 days, and then finished it after it had finished browning. I must have a really good immune system.

  • @OdachiTetsunoko
    @OdachiTetsunoko 2 года назад +532

    Response from my friend who served in the singaporean national service:
    "You have no idea how foul that shit tastes, we used to literally survive by JUST eating the Pocari sweat powder on its own, like maybe choking down a biscuit or two, but NO ONE ate the meal rations. One time we were doing a training exercise, and someone threw their MRE at one of the wild pigs on the island. The pig just sniffed it and ran off. EVEN THE BOARS WOULDNT EAT IT BRO"
    hahaha

    • @omarmoran3097
      @omarmoran3097 2 года назад +17

      that's funny 😂😂

    • @YaBoiMegatron
      @YaBoiMegatron 2 года назад +52

      You know something is horrible when even a Wild Boar won’t go near it

    • @MaZEEZaM
      @MaZEEZaM 2 года назад +26

      They do look like bowls of sick.

    • @francisphang242
      @francisphang242 Год назад +40

      I'll raise you one better... When I was doing NS in SG we used to bait rat traps in our camp with leftover commercial biscuits and camp-issue cakes (pandan / butter cakes etc). Come morning, those with the commercial biscuits usually had a trapped rat, but in my 2 years in and reservist, I NEVER saw the rats go for the army-issue cakes. It says something about the quality of the packed foods when even RATS won't eat them.
      The pasta ration and sausage appetizers however wasn't that bad when I got them both in-camp and outside. The curry rice on the other hand looked, smelt and tasted like vomit...

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Год назад +7

      The peanut and lotus looked like the grease in the bottom of the pan after you bake a turkey...
      I'm guessing the actual meal it's approximating looks more appealing. XD

  • @stephenmallet6872
    @stephenmallet6872 3 года назад +251

    "They would be nice on the go, however, I'm not on the go...I'm just standing in this room"
    What a legend.

    • @Speellman
      @Speellman 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @revejmal
    @revejmal 3 года назад +3063

    Alright, let's get this out on my screen.

  • @tylerjames1716
    @tylerjames1716 3 года назад +718

    I'm convinced that steve only does the face cam to flex his tshirts

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 3 года назад +2

      Yeah it seems like every shirt he has is a movie meme shirt and this time it's Biff from back to the future. I found the coolest one ever though, it's "You're killing me Smalls" from The Sandlot. I bet Steve would appreciate it and wishes he had one.

    • @Pyrethryn
      @Pyrethryn 3 года назад +84

      He has some pretty sweet t-shirts, to be fair.

    • @1xayekim
      @1xayekim 3 года назад +26

      @@Pyrethryn to beeeeeee faaaaair

    • @HazardReaper
      @HazardReaper 3 года назад +63

      ya mean flexin them biceps xd

    • @SaberViper
      @SaberViper 3 года назад +7

      @@1xayekim allegedlys

  • @sarahcornetta7110
    @sarahcornetta7110 3 года назад +1327

    I wonder if Steve realizes how comforting and stabilizing he is?

    • @elenijmaddox
      @elenijmaddox 3 года назад +102

      He helps me fall asleep. He soothes me.

    • @r2dxhate
      @r2dxhate 3 года назад +30

      I think it's the music. He should release an album

    • @bandongogogo
      @bandongogogo 3 года назад +5

      duuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee +1

    • @bandongogogo
      @bandongogogo 3 года назад +25

      this guy and couple other ytbers are keeping me sane through my struggles. Steve, thanks mate!

    • @PhillipeHasselhoff
      @PhillipeHasselhoff 3 года назад +43

      Steve is like a cool older brother, those kind of people you can trust.

  • @kahhengyeong7947
    @kahhengyeong7947 3 года назад +615

    As a former Singaporean soldier, I must say Steve's reactions and actions especially adding water to biscuits and the dislike for the pasta is exactly what I would react and do too. But then again, we prefer to buy our own canned food and stuff and usually leave most of the rations back in bunk :)

    • @otterofconfusion3850
      @otterofconfusion3850 2 года назад +65

      You got to give it to Steve, he went into this blind. I remember we would pick and choose our 'favourite' rations and avoid some like the plague. The 'suay' ones will get the flavours that nobody wants.

    • @tupolevi
      @tupolevi 2 года назад +33

      @@otterofconfusion3850
      suay = unlucky or bad luck!

  • @wiiguru13
    @wiiguru13 3 года назад +454

    "This not being on the tray bothers me." Never change, Steve.

  • @stompchunkman4248
    @stompchunkman4248 3 года назад +768

    The dramatic eerie zoom-ins at the random items kill me every time. Like we have to watch out for that glorified Fig Newton.

    • @finn7530
      @finn7530 3 года назад +25

      LMAO I laughed at it too.

    • @Ohbeesneeze
      @Ohbeesneeze 3 года назад +12

      Finlay Gaskins I read this comment before watching the video, and knowing to look out for the lurking evil of the fig Newton killed me 😭

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 3 года назад +11

      you sure fuckin do.
      CONSTANT VIGILANCE

    • @anew742
      @anew742 2 года назад +3

      Timestamp is 6:20 for those wondering

    • @bigsmall246
      @bigsmall246 2 года назад

      Never knew there was a snack like that. It's not very common outside of Europe and North America I think.

  • @Stitchmeup01
    @Stitchmeup01 3 года назад +325

    Therapist: “Dense fruit bar isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.”
    Dense fruit bar: 6:21

  • @Ealsante
    @Ealsante 3 года назад +198

    Man, those biscuits are a lifesaver. During my week long field training I bartered off all my MREs to my platoonmates for their biscuits. Lived off biscuits, tea and desserts for five days, and didn't take a crap for an entire week.

    • @gabrielyeow1127
      @gabrielyeow1127 Год назад +2

      Awesome. Will try that next year

    • @LooNciFeRx
      @LooNciFeRx Год назад +4

      Same. I would only eat biscuits, fruit bars, desserts and drinks. The pasta smells terrible. Didn't shit for 5 days too

    • @alecgamer420
      @alecgamer420 Год назад +2

      @@LooNciFeRx lol that's about the limit to where I would start to get really worried

    • @tylerchambers6246
      @tylerchambers6246 Год назад +1

      @@alecgamer420 I've gone 13 days without taking a dump before, it's not exactly a medical emergency it's just constipation.

    • @sholva6809
      @sholva6809 11 месяцев назад

      @@LooNciFeRx I call bullshit since dried fruit which is in the fruit bars is a natural laxative.

  • @anthonyreed6166
    @anthonyreed6166 3 года назад +913

    “This smells like death.”
    “This is gonna end up giving me the sweats, I know it.”
    Takes another bite.

    • @parrishkelley
      @parrishkelley 3 года назад +9

      Lol I was waiting for this comment, like who eats food in anticipation of getting the sweats? Only Steve.....

    • @saltymcginger2027
      @saltymcginger2027 3 года назад +19

      "This smells like death," said the man who once smelled 60 year old spoiled bacon substance.

    • @thecopgamer2347
      @thecopgamer2347 3 года назад +15

      The " smells like death!" Is what had me going 😂

    • @jamoy1993
      @jamoy1993 3 года назад +17

      @@thecopgamer2347 What got me is straight after that he goes right in for another bite 😂

    • @thecopgamer2347
      @thecopgamer2347 3 года назад +3

      @@jamoy1993 omg yess! That's the best part! 😂

  • @Atkion
    @Atkion 3 года назад +70

    I busted out laughing at 6:20 when it just slowly zooms in on the fruit bar for some reason

  • @anandakang
    @anandakang 3 года назад +220

    Man, I did two years as a conscript in the Singapore armed forces almost ten years ago and I remember this fondly. Literally cheered when he poured water into the biscuit packet because exactly that's what we all did all the time to turn the biscuits into a sort of cake.

    • @burntgoat
      @burntgoat Год назад +1

      huh legit you're supposed to add water to the biscuits? this is the first time I'm seeing this sia

    • @DC-ru5xz
      @DC-ru5xz Год назад +17

      @@burntgoat the biscuits are very hard, almost like hardtack. By dunking it in water or tea/coffee, you soften it and the texture is close to that of a small snack cake

    • @ultimaxed8239
      @ultimaxed8239 Год назад +10

      @@burntgoat yea people used to do that, I also used to add some milo powder into the cocoa biscuits then add water and mix the whole thing to give it a stronger cocoa + sweet taste

    • @Mr-Wisdomthief
      @Mr-Wisdomthief 11 месяцев назад +2

      i made a big mistake while outfield, ate the fruit bars and biscuits as they were, had constipation for 3 days

    • @aeden6331
      @aeden6331 2 месяца назад

      Was the chicken pasta as bad as Steve was experiencing? Or was it better then?

  • @laoshufen91
    @laoshufen91 3 года назад +283

    Hello Steve! Greetings from Singapore! That army biscuits that you had right there is so hard that if you throw it fast enough at an enemy soldier he might suffer from a concussion.

    • @capx9905
      @capx9905 2 года назад +2

      Isn't that the same for everything?

    • @ninjagamingxplayz6585
      @ninjagamingxplayz6585 2 года назад +27

      Yes it can penetrate a standard army ballistic helmet and a plate carrier

    • @FerretsForever94
      @FerretsForever94 2 года назад +27

      Weaponised snacks, very innovative but not very good for morale

    • @3xj704
      @3xj704 2 года назад

      The ones from the 90s (in green colour packagina) was harder bro.

    • @laoshufen91
      @laoshufen91 2 года назад +1

      @@3xj704 omg I had those when my uncle came back from his ICT. It was definitely harder than the ones above lol

  • @IanThamistehawesome
    @IanThamistehawesome 3 года назад +816

    Hello from Singapore, I remember trying to feed this to some stray dogs when I was out in the field for a training exercise. The dogs were hungry and even they didn't want to eat this.

    • @ktkace
      @ktkace 3 года назад +12

      Legendary duck rice ration made the dogs run off after a wiff! 1st run only as it's discontinued shortly after!

    • @broyderpole7497
      @broyderpole7497 3 года назад +138

      Meanwhile Steve: “a rich flavor” “complex” “spicy”
      Edit: just got to the sambal nevermind

    • @IanThamistehawesome
      @IanThamistehawesome 3 года назад +8

      @@broyderpole7497it's quite different when you're on a field exercise, I swear morale boosting were not on the minds of the developers of this MRE. However the menu that Steve got was one of the better tasting ones, there are many many other worse options.

    • @TheAverageSushi
      @TheAverageSushi 3 года назад

      @@broyderpole7497 That didn't age properly, haha.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 года назад +43

      @@broyderpole7497
      Great breakfast and lunch, only to get a horrendously awful dinner.

  • @minglillo2566
    @minglillo2566 3 года назад +314

    The way he zoomed in in that fruit bar scared me idk why

    • @davidcool5189
      @davidcool5189 3 года назад +26

      Same. I thought it was some foreshadowing of nastiness.

    • @Gabor.Bujdoso
      @Gabor.Bujdoso 3 года назад +24

      At that point I thought that the fruit bar was evil, but later came the plot twist and it turned out that the pasta is the killer.

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 3 года назад +4

      It was almost as if some disgusting parasite was going to burst it's way out. Very disconcerting - not just the zoom in, but the slight rotation given to it. A camera move often seen in horror movies, like in one of the 'Saw' movies, just before the reverse bear trap goes off, or that crooked lawyer is blinded and impaled. It made me pull back from the screen.

    • @ljb8157
      @ljb8157 3 года назад +1

      I though, for sure, it was foreshadowing

    • @kurtownsj00
      @kurtownsj00 3 года назад +1

      After having thought the same as everyone else, I thought maybe it was so let thet CLUNK (disply of density) sink in.

  • @conanholmes8620
    @conanholmes8620 3 года назад +142

    The zoom in on the fruit bar was like a important npc dialogue was about to happen LOL

  • @diebesgrab
    @diebesgrab 3 года назад +136

    I visit Singapore pretty frequently, and they have such an amazing food culture there that it really surprises me how unappetizing their rations are compared to many other countries’.

    • @user-dd8vo7or2d
      @user-dd8vo7or2d 3 года назад +47

      Trust me the SAF rations are pure filth. There are only a few edible options. The rest are pukes in a green bag.

    • @user-dd8vo7or2d
      @user-dd8vo7or2d 3 года назад +45

      @@rayh.9130 I ORDed two years ago and when I left it was still pretty shit. Only the pastas are edible and even then not all pastas are good. The only redeeming quality is that when you are hungry, everything taste good.
      Had an exchange program with the US Marines and their MRE taste so much better than ours.

    • @Ealsante
      @Ealsante 3 года назад +28

      @@rayh.9130 Propaganda, darling. It's called propaganda.

    • @joshualee1685
      @joshualee1685 2 года назад +12

      I agree the pasta was the only thing remotably edible (also the lentils IMO). But we never had the time to heat up our food, I'd reckon they'd taste much better heated.

    • @Luciia-T
      @Luciia-T Год назад

      Tbh when your in army you don't really have the time to go and cook ur food for 2 hours so that's why they provide you with concrete biscuits and basically saying deal with it

  • @OhLooksTasty
    @OhLooksTasty 3 года назад +301

    I forgot how freaking jacked Steve was, look at those guns.

    • @maximilianavdeev7363
      @maximilianavdeev7363 3 года назад +28

      Can confirm, Steve is jacked.

    • @platobach8309
      @platobach8309 3 года назад +19

      Maximilian Avdeev : No one can accuse our boy of being 10-ply.

    • @Doc_Hawk
      @Doc_Hawk 3 года назад +12

      Probably works off all the calories at the gym

    • @lolololollo5377
      @lolololollo5377 3 года назад

      @Horst Wessel i see what ya did there. Damn right. Your not hunting him...HE'S HUNTING YOU!

    • @AA-xk7gy
      @AA-xk7gy 3 года назад

      He works out before every review I’m pretty sure

  • @srirachalord4777
    @srirachalord4777 3 года назад +559

    "100 percent, fully replicated, high intensity combat situation"
    *opens boiling pot on home oven*

    • @Jaakko_Ruotsalainen
      @Jaakko_Ruotsalainen 3 года назад +27

      Shit was getting pretty hot there though.

    • @naputasi7218
      @naputasi7218 3 года назад +42

      Bro I fucking died laughing at that. Steve is the best.

    • @jkagkajsdftubes
      @jkagkajsdftubes 3 года назад +1

      I read this comment right as the video got to that part. You are reading my mind LOL

    • @PolumbiusTheThird
      @PolumbiusTheThird 3 года назад +2

      i saw that part too!

    • @beez1717
      @beez1717 3 года назад +3

      What a good joke Steve did there!

  • @skwb1973
    @skwb1973 Год назад +13

    As a conscript from Singapore 30 years ago, the standard of ration has gone up exponentially since. The dog biscuit or hard tac was even harder back then. And all we had with 5 packs of those biscuits were a can of baked beans, a can of sardine and another can mysterious dissolved chicken for 48 hours.

  • @maha_sc25
    @maha_sc25 3 года назад +45

    The pasta is definitely very notorious for being one of those rations that most servicemen hated in training. Great video as always, Steve!

  • @slurpx524
    @slurpx524 3 года назад +109

    that zoom in on the fruit bar was both intriguing and disconcerting at the same time

    • @mariamartins367
      @mariamartins367 3 года назад +4

      Hés been playing with the buttons i think.

    • @kawaiilotus
      @kawaiilotus 3 года назад

      Yeah it was my favourite bit of the review, had a little giggle with that zoom

    • @botobop
      @botobop 3 года назад

      The first comment I’ve seen mentioning it.

    • @Giblet12
      @Giblet12 3 года назад

      Funny how some RUclipsr try their hardest to be funny but Steve zooming into a fruit bar for seemingly no reason made me bust a gut laugh

  • @kippie2293
    @kippie2293 3 года назад +54

    That fruit bar zoom in got me feelin a certain type of way

  • @emt7887
    @emt7887 3 года назад +17

    “That not being on the tray bothers me.”
    I love you Steve.

  • @abdulazizi832
    @abdulazizi832 3 года назад +70

    During my active medic days, i ate only the biscuits when we go for outfield training. We brought our own rations of instant noodles, canned tuna and some snacks. The smell of the meals is a turnoff.

    • @thiskeithlee
      @thiskeithlee 3 года назад +5

      True but from what I heard from my Teachers he said that it’s much more edible now and does not smell that bad he is still in reservist period

    • @fashionemporium7670
      @fashionemporium7670 3 года назад

      When were your active years?

    • @achillesrodriguezxx3958
      @achillesrodriguezxx3958 3 года назад +7

      Well there's good news before I left in April 2020. There was Ayam brand tuna and salmon spread in the accessory pack. The ration is still shit, they have a new menu now. The only edible stuff is the Hotdog and egg stew in tomato sauce.

  • @mesosaIpinx
    @mesosaIpinx 3 года назад +442

    two penguins.
    gettin' friendly.

  • @asmrstories6960
    @asmrstories6960 3 года назад +457

    WE LOVE YOU STEVE!

    • @skipnick
      @skipnick 3 года назад +27

      i love you too,
      look at this, two commenters, getting friendly.

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  3 года назад +469

      I love all you guys, and am glad to be back with a little something new (and old tonight)

    • @rockm.6227
      @rockm.6227 3 года назад +14

      Can confirm, lots of love

    • @A_Salted_Fishe
      @A_Salted_Fishe 3 года назад +9

      @@Steve1989MRE Nice!

    • @matts9979
      @matts9979 3 года назад +4

      Agreed. This is my favorite channel on RUclips by far. Way too underrated.

  • @paulolukeny5736
    @paulolukeny5736 3 года назад +40

    Anyone else also likes to eat alongside Steve? It feels like a calming/zen breakfast/brunch/lunch session lol

    • @seanc9520
      @seanc9520 3 года назад

      Don't think we mortals could survive what he ate.

    • @thechef2682
      @thechef2682 3 года назад +1

      I watch his videos while I have my lunch at work just about everyday

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 Год назад

      I just did

    • @ilovedogs8700
      @ilovedogs8700 7 месяцев назад

      Doin' that right now.

  • @rettbull9100
    @rettbull9100 3 года назад +127

    Steve: It smells like death, fish rots. *Eats some*
    Me: *Any food that smells slightly funky* into the trash you go.

    • @_hekken
      @_hekken 3 года назад

      You hate the durian fruit and you're missing out.

    • @a_llama
      @a_llama 3 года назад +6

      rip most cheeses and dry aged meats

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 3 года назад

      Slightly shrimpy smell = unsafe breadbin.

  • @martinandersen1361
    @martinandersen1361 3 года назад +680

    You know that when Steve stops eating a ration its horrible

    • @djrdx2124
      @djrdx2124 3 года назад +7

      And the halal ones were better than the usual ones too.... I hated the singaporean rations when i was in the army, they tasted like shit compared to the other ones i had over the years.

    • @feardrinker
      @feardrinker 3 года назад +18

      Truth.

    • @norjainvictus735
      @norjainvictus735 3 года назад +6

      You know that when Steve stops eating a ration and removes it from his immediate vicinity that it would likely kill a normal person.

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 3 года назад +3

      Not even spoiled or ancient, he'll eat that shit all day. Just plain bad.
      That's a big oof for the people who make that menu.

    • @DanielsY2J
      @DanielsY2J 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, when he said that it smelled like death i was like "whaaaat? It must be the worst thing ever created then!"

  • @EljinRIP
    @EljinRIP 3 года назад +263

    "That not being on the tray bothers me."
    Same.

    • @matthewlister3755
      @matthewlister3755 3 года назад

      I feel better about my OCD now. Some objects just belong where they belong, and there's nothing wrong with that. Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice.

    • @gravecactus
      @gravecactus 3 года назад +4

      he knew exactly what we would think and he rectified it

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 3 года назад

      One thing you'll never hear Steve say: Let's get this out onto a table... Nice!

    • @Great.Dane.
      @Great.Dane. 3 года назад

      Timestamp: 07:54

    • @jumbigrub
      @jumbigrub 3 года назад +2

      lets get that back onto the tray. Nice

  • @deveus1
    @deveus1 3 года назад +18

    "Not like I'm actually on-the-go. I'm just standing in this room. "
    Another new motto for 2020.

  • @nicklewis1850
    @nicklewis1850 3 года назад +27

    There's something almost uncanny with Steve's videos for me. His videos are so relaxing and soothing and at the same time engaging. Thanks for the videos, Steve!

  • @blechd
    @blechd 3 года назад +280

    *takes bite*
    "ugh"
    *takes another bite*
    never change, steve

    • @theunknown7683
      @theunknown7683 3 года назад +10

      This man redefines disgusting considering how dubious of food he's eaten.

    • @elephantman2854
      @elephantman2854 3 года назад +8

      What do you mean, he goes on and takes like 4 or 5 more bites

    • @realironballs
      @realironballs 3 года назад +5

      Four bites in: "That's one of the most horrendous things!!!"

    • @realironballs
      @realironballs 3 года назад +2

      @@theunknown7683 The things he sometimes eats are disgusting but he's an absolute badass! You could like, pay him to try shit like Kenny!

  • @Kirinboy39
    @Kirinboy39 3 года назад +426

    Saying hello from Singapore, Steve!
    Nearly every male in Singapore has to go through compulsory military service for 2 years, so I am really excited to see you trying it out and hearing your opinions!
    Gotta say, everything else on your channel looks so much more gourmet to what we have, presentation and options wise.

    • @ddoleiden
      @ddoleiden 3 года назад +9

      I miss visiting Singapore dearly...my favorite place on Earth. How are things there these days?

    • @shanek6582
      @shanek6582 3 года назад +8

      Louis Png why did they write everything on their MRE in English?

    • @maxtunenick510
      @maxtunenick510 3 года назад +71

      Shane K English is the most common language spoken here in Singapore. Everyone here speaks and reads english! 😇

    • @Kirinboy39
      @Kirinboy39 3 года назад +41

      @@shanek6582 because we have three major races in Singapore; Chinese, Malays and Indians, English is used for easy communication, as most are bilingual

    • @Xylzse
      @Xylzse 3 года назад +21

      @@shanek6582 English is our language of instruction, pretty much everyone speaks English here along with their mother tongue

  • @bruhJorden
    @bruhJorden 3 года назад +21

    For some reason I laughed really hard when he zoomed in on the bar 😂

  • @trevordrillz3346
    @trevordrillz3346 3 года назад +9

    I like Steve. I can't get enough of his voice.

  • @superdupercake
    @superdupercake 3 года назад +223

    "oh" in a disgusted tone *goes for another bite*

    • @BlokeOzzie
      @BlokeOzzie 3 года назад

      That actually made me laugh during the video. You can hear the surprised disgust, and any normal person would just stop right there. But not Steve. No... four more bites later, THEN he quits. And actually puts the tray away to eat the rest. We mere mortals would have probably projectile vomited all over the place.

    • @Giblet12
      @Giblet12 3 года назад

      Steve ate 100 year old boar war meat and took *several* bites. So when he thinks something is gross it would probably kill a regular human

  • @retropunk24
    @retropunk24 3 года назад +94

    "Oh, I just hit a crunchy part."
    Things you don't want to say when eating pasta.

    • @jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066
      @jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066 3 года назад +1

      If you hit a crunchy part onto anything that's mostly soft then you either cooked it wrong or the food is wrong

    • @koroplays3200
      @koroplays3200 3 года назад +9

      Unless it's fresh lasagna. Mmmm, crunchy cheese bits.

  • @nicksummers8320
    @nicksummers8320 3 года назад +21

    Looking at that bowl of peanut with lotus root reminded me of the last time I had food poisoning. And from the sounds of things, smelling the sambal chicken would have reminded me of it too.

    • @danielc2701
      @danielc2701 3 года назад +6

      We would have thrown the chicken at the enemy but that is banned by the Geneva Convention. Biological warfare they call it. The peanut is ok, just for the love of your intestines avoid the chicken. lol

  • @userflynnn2
    @userflynnn2 3 года назад +7

    First off, I'm not sure why it's entertaining watching someone eat rations. I have tried to watch a couple of the other ration reviewers and they rush through the boxes and don't seem like they enjoy what they are doing. Watching Steve go through a ration reminds me of watching a Bob Ross video and he goes through each item.

  • @panzerschreck5159
    @panzerschreck5159 3 года назад +424

    “That’s a dunkable biscuit right there!”
    Me when my wife wears something hot

  • @goneutt
    @goneutt 3 года назад +352

    If things ever get back to normal, Steve needs to cameo with Townsends

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 года назад

      Not sure he eats old enough food for that dude lol. Although the cigarettes and pemican probably qualify

    • @plaidmoon5642
      @plaidmoon5642 3 года назад +37

      Lets get the burgoo and johnny cakes out onto a tray.

    • @williamwinder3466
      @williamwinder3466 3 года назад +43

      Rations from the 18th century vs. Rations from the 21st.

    • @kpkndusa
      @kpkndusa 3 года назад +13

      That would be great.

    • @travisadams4470
      @travisadams4470 3 года назад +15

      @@kpkndusa You mean, that would be "NICE!"

  • @roccoracer
    @roccoracer 3 года назад +7

    I can't stop watching your videos Steve. I was at a garage sale today and scored two unopened MRE's from about 1988. Menus 6 and 9.

  • @TheBoscopete
    @TheBoscopete 3 года назад +5

    It is ridiculous how much I love these videos. Why is this so enjoyable to watch someone eating history while hitting us with some history we would otherwise never learn? Just awesome!

  • @somekindofeasyname
    @somekindofeasyname 3 года назад +76

    "Nice, this has a 3 year shelf life, but they last longer than that, more like 40-50"

  • @Dovahween
    @Dovahween 3 года назад +30

    Steve has to be one of the most naturally wholesome dudes on RUclips.

  • @Spectralhyena
    @Spectralhyena 3 года назад +1

    I never thought my 2nd favorite RUclips channel would be about MREs. You kick serious ass Steve and thank you for your content and the passing of your knowledge.

  • @soeraa93
    @soeraa93 3 года назад +11

    I never would have thought that one of the things that would bring me the most joy in my life would be watching a guy eat military rations. Thanks for all the great content, Steve.

    • @iagoporto5522
      @iagoporto5522 Год назад

      Having enjoyment from another person's enjoyment has to be one of the highest forms of human emotion.

  • @kingofzombies23
    @kingofzombies23 3 года назад +142

    I was feeling very depressed today but when I saw new uploads from Steve, all my troubles faded away. These videos are the best therapy

    • @synrgiii
      @synrgiii 3 года назад

      Learn thyself.

    • @thegaper1090
      @thegaper1090 3 года назад

      I agree 100%

    • @warrenbrown4431
      @warrenbrown4431 3 года назад +5

      Right there with you man, this just made my whole day.

    • @justnumber427
      @justnumber427 3 года назад +3

      Feel better! But you're spot on, steve has a way of turning the day around with a "lets get that on the tray", "nice" and "nice hiss". Makes life better.

  • @gunman47
    @gunman47 3 года назад +63

    I'm a long time subscriber from Singapore having consumed some of these field rations during my military service, and all I can say is: Nice!

  • @CraigUchiha
    @CraigUchiha 3 года назад +2

    I can be in the worst mood or just really depressed. I come here and relief stress by watching your videos Steve
    I seriously appreciate it and it definitely helps alot

  • @jmupp2876
    @jmupp2876 3 года назад +7

    I love your channel, in a polarized and divided world I can shut my brain off and enjoy myself while watching these videos.

  • @amstaadftw8566
    @amstaadftw8566 3 года назад +112

    That, "oh", when he took the first bite of the dinner main spoke volumes. It must be aweful if he won't finish it.

    • @jenniferbeck5658
      @jenniferbeck5658 3 года назад +32

      This is the first time I've seen him reject a non-spoiled foodstuff - is this what shock feels like?

    • @tfwwhennofitlitgf3300
      @tfwwhennofitlitgf3300 3 года назад +32

      shrimp paste is very off putting for westerners, but a SEA would've grown up with that stuff

    • @taylorsmith2258
      @taylorsmith2258 3 года назад +3

      "Fish rot"

    • @glenn.c
      @glenn.c 3 года назад

      I think it's an acquired taste. I tried that exact ration and it was fine, haha. Not an easy thing for foreigners to eat.

    • @Spllyn
      @Spllyn 3 года назад +4

      @@jenniferbeck5658 2020 is full of surprises eh?

  • @CraftsAndGame
    @CraftsAndGame 3 года назад +40

    Steve sees crackers outside of the tray
    STEVE: PANIK

  • @michaelporcelli8482
    @michaelporcelli8482 3 года назад

    Steve. I really appreciate your videos. Thanks for making them, and keep them coming brother.

  • @mori2626
    @mori2626 3 года назад +4

    This comment section is really lovely and that says a lot about Steve’s videos. You are great, love your style / t-shirts definitely included/, your knowledge-one can see that you are really versed and invested a lot of time into this, your Humor and music skills love the short jams throughout the video. We are really happy every time you post a video.

  • @MariahBunni
    @MariahBunni 3 года назад +40

    Steve: “Aw, it smells like death!”
    Also Steve: (takes a big spoonful)
    Steve is not afraid!

  • @echodelta2172
    @echodelta2172 3 года назад +62

    Just ordered a 24hr French ration to take on a picnic with my girlfriend. Thanks for getting me on this crazy tangent I didn't know I needed in my life.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 3 года назад

      @Wackinator 66 makes sense... But I think steve had a different opinion on that, although I can't remember what it was honestly

    • @rumpleforescrump3183
      @rumpleforescrump3183 3 года назад +1

      French rations are very good, great choice!

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 3 года назад

      You guys should wear camo while you eat em' lol

  • @Bchan
    @Bchan 3 года назад +1

    I've been watching Steve sice the early days. Never disappointed once.

  • @eavil147
    @eavil147 2 года назад +1

    Steve is awesome! Comes across as a cool guy and does a great job reviewing all the different MRE's. Great Job Steve!

  • @areukidding13
    @areukidding13 3 года назад +169

    Served army in singapore, I ate it and got a diarrhoea. Biscuits is still the best along with choco powder and pocari sweat

    • @Kevin-fj5oe
      @Kevin-fj5oe 3 года назад +5

      You should try indonesia MRE, pretty good and more humane than . . . diarrhea

    • @MrCarGuy
      @MrCarGuy 3 года назад +17

      Pocari Sweat is the most inoffensive electrolyte drink. Good stuff.

    • @sigma6656
      @sigma6656 3 года назад +6

      that lotus and peanut stuff looks like diarrhea

    • @DerangedSloth555
      @DerangedSloth555 3 года назад +6

      @@sigma6656 Tastes alright, but the fruit bar really makes you shit loads...or for me at least.

    • @rizzaramon7213
      @rizzaramon7213 3 года назад

      The main ration all taste the same to me after awhile. Hahaha.

  • @izzuddinfaruqi1493
    @izzuddinfaruqi1493 3 года назад +43

    Steve seems like a lowkey funny guy. I mean, look at his t-shirt game from episode to episode!! 🤣

    • @manuel0578
      @manuel0578 3 года назад

      Who is that on the tshirt?

    • @dudebrodude4388
      @dudebrodude4388 3 года назад +4

      @@manuel0578 Biff from the Back to the Future movies

  • @annetteowens8890
    @annetteowens8890 3 года назад +2

    I’ve been watching you for a couple of years and just realized you lived in the same town. I love your videos!

  • @frawleyhannah13
    @frawleyhannah13 3 года назад +2

    Hope your quarantine is going well Steve! Love your videos ❤️

  • @angelawellborn839
    @angelawellborn839 3 года назад +76

    Me: That looks disgusting
    Steve: It smells like death
    Me: NICE

  • @brendanmackinnon3315
    @brendanmackinnon3315 3 года назад +99

    Legend says if you eat off of Steve’s “old faithful” MRE spoon you become immune to Covid

    • @DJR0101
      @DJR0101 3 года назад +3

      +3 saving throw against disease. +2 to bard skills.

    • @HaxxorElite
      @HaxxorElite 3 года назад +3

      Yes lets all lick the same spoon

    • @svtirefire
      @svtirefire 3 года назад +5

      Yeah but you'll get botulism.

    • @paperback1122
      @paperback1122 3 года назад +2

      "Old faithful"
      Weapon type: spoon
      Rarity: *legendary*
      DPS:500
      Special effects
      - immunity to covid-19 debuff
      - when equipped get the ability to eat 60 year old WW2 rations
      - 50% weakness to botulism

  • @Mote.
    @Mote. Год назад

    The past week I've binge watched like over 30 of your video's while I'm recovering from an injury. You are awesome.

    • @Mote.
      @Mote. Год назад

      But i haven't commented at all except now because i can't wear glasses with this nose piece on my broken nose. But tomorrow i am getting it off

  • @MeGoBOOM
    @MeGoBOOM 3 года назад

    I watched you Steve for about 2 years and I think you do ur best and making people entertained with your reviews I think you do a good job at what your doing keep it up friendo

  • @24maggz
    @24maggz 3 года назад +32

    DAY MADE!!! Also can we just admire for a minute Steve’s shirt collection lol the best!

    • @grimsgrim607
      @grimsgrim607 3 года назад

      I could literally watch this man eat rations for hours.

    • @myangelc4657
      @myangelc4657 3 года назад

      Yeah he does

  • @jacobtanjinghong
    @jacobtanjinghong 3 года назад +66

    Used to serve in the army and I wholeheartedly agree with you regarding the pasta. For some odd reason all of the pasta in the menus I've eaten in the army smelled really bad, and my personal worse offender was this one called Crab meat pasta. It smelled absolutely horrid but if you get pass the smell it was all pretty okay. The best items on the menus for me were definitely the stews. They mostly lack the artificial smell that the other rice and noodle rations had and having some liquid in your food during meal times made the hotter climate a little more bearable. Also regarding the chewing gum idea, Singapore pretty much banned that stuff a ways back so I doubt it'll appear in any Singaporean menus you'll find that are in an edible state. Great video tho, love seeing what others thought about the menus

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 3 года назад +1

      Crab sounds like a terrible thing to have in an MRE for freshness

    • @TaintedMojo
      @TaintedMojo 3 года назад

      The thing with pasta is you’ve got to keep it separate from the sauce until it’s ready to serve.

    • @ens0246
      @ens0246 3 года назад +2

      @NG KAI RUI ZAYDEN crab sticks are almost never actually crab but surimi. I like to call it "general fish scrapings" but it's just good old fashioned seafood leftover mulch.

    • @jonastrex05
      @jonastrex05 Месяц назад +1

      Crab meat pasta?? haha no fking way!

  • @brisetta
    @brisetta 3 года назад +1

    I need to know why its so addictive to watch your videos! I Just found you yesterday and I have seen probably 80% now of your content. Your voice is just soothing. Keep up the amazing stuff! Hugs from Toronto

    • @TheNecrokage
      @TheNecrokage Год назад

      He's a unknown national treasure.

  • @AmbientWalking
    @AmbientWalking 2 года назад +5

    Wow cool! I am from Singapore and this brings back many memories of my days eating combat rations in the SAF.

  • @Darlek2
    @Darlek2 3 года назад +34

    6:21 cinematic masterpiece

    • @ah-xt2uc
      @ah-xt2uc 3 года назад +1

      Eat your heart out Roger Deakins.

  • @Dorraj
    @Dorraj 3 года назад +48

    "We're gonna be re-heatin' that up in a 100% fully replicated high-intensity combat situation."
    >cuts to pack boiling in a pot on a stove
    I love Steve's very subtle humor

  • @Canned_Beef
    @Canned_Beef 3 года назад

    I love to just have your video playing while I sleep. Your voice is so satisfying.

  • @weirdogirl303
    @weirdogirl303 3 года назад

    I’ve been really stressed out lately so I’ve been rewatching a ton of your videos because I find them relaxing. Never stop! Alright, cool. See ya

  • @dmk94va
    @dmk94va 3 года назад +118

    Anyone else find themselves doing the patent pending "Steve1989 Slap" whenever they open a packet of instant coffee or drink powder?

    • @TheWeeabooCrewGamers
      @TheWeeabooCrewGamers 3 года назад +4

      Did this at work today making coffee. Sometimes you just gotta slappy

    • @kylederry5031
      @kylederry5031 3 года назад +2

      🤘🤘

    • @felipevega830
      @felipevega830 3 года назад +1

      Yes indeed I do

    • @svtirefire
      @svtirefire 3 года назад +3

      I do it with condoms

    • @userflynnn2
      @userflynnn2 3 года назад +4

      I said "ooo, nice hiss." To my wife once and she looked at me like I was crazy and said I needed to stop watching those videos

  • @chef7423
    @chef7423 3 года назад +37

    i would kill for a steve Q/A, need to pull back the curtain on the legend

    • @tampahomeinvestorsllc7559
      @tampahomeinvestorsllc7559 3 года назад

      100% Yes. This needs to happen.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 года назад

      Funny I was just thinking the same. I don't think I know a single thing about him as a person, other than his reason for being into MREs started in childhood

    • @dominicdecaro3757
      @dominicdecaro3757 3 года назад

      Naw man, you gotta keep that mystery

  • @Mote.
    @Mote. Год назад

    I've been subbed to you for years. Love your vids

  • @CurtDegree
    @CurtDegree 3 года назад

    I will never stop loving the cup stirring edits.

  • @qxTorii
    @qxTorii 3 года назад +171

    The "green packs" (the mains) are pretty infamous in that most in the service find them absolutely revolting. Many would just dig a hole and bury them or their contents if your company was one to check for rubbish. I was indifferent and just considered them a source of calories that didn't tasted salty, and not very good. There was one time I actually ate two green packs in the same meal because I was exhausted though.
    The biscuits are probably the best part of the meal. Some friends of mine used to pour water into the packet and they turn into something akin to spongecake. I tried it once and it wasn't my thing, forces you to eat the whole pack at one go, and way easier to just eat it straight.
    There's never any time to prepare a drink properly in the field, so everyone eats the powder directly and drink water straight after. The Gold Roast cereal mix is good shit, better than milo and pocari sweat you'd normally find.
    The fruit bar is actually pretty good, especially the ones that weren't date (I can't remember what they were, Apple? Blueberry?). They were heavily rumoured to contain laxatives that force soldiers to take a dump in the field, don't know if it's true though.
    Some rations come with a can of Ayam brand Tuna and a packet drink which is a luxury I've never had to the fortune of trying.

    • @YouDonkeyfu
      @YouDonkeyfu 3 года назад +3

      i just trade those green mains with fruit bars and those are my meal, otherwise, there's always the maggie mee + whatever can food we bring in.

    • @MechaGriffin
      @MechaGriffin 3 года назад

      Huh? Lol, I thought most in my company are actually pretty alright with the green packs. Never heard of anyone dumping away their green packs. Well, save a few people.

    • @ryedralisk8620
      @ryedralisk8620 3 года назад +1

      agreed, if anything the accessory packs are the best part of the rations - I don't ever recall mixing the powder with water, solely eating it directly from the packet :L

    • @MrJacobkoh
      @MrJacobkoh 3 года назад

      giving up my pink ic around end of oct!

    • @litmusing
      @litmusing 3 года назад

      See, I hated the fruit bar. The mains also heavily depend on what you might get. I definitely would be burying anything with beans, but I well enjoyed most of the pastas, and the rice stuff is OK but not terrible. The desserts don't really go wrong either.
      I'll agree the biscuits are the bomb though

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 3 года назад +20

    13:35 Well, Steve, it's important to remember that old men declare wars, and boys fight wars.

  • @battlefieldbartender5671
    @battlefieldbartender5671 3 года назад +1

    I just stumbled onto this channel and it’s amazing content.

  • @zdframes
    @zdframes 3 года назад

    steve doesnt waste anytime. i could watch these all day

  • @sunshower6560
    @sunshower6560 3 года назад +31

    Steve: It smells like death!
    The Shrimp and Chicken: *actually dead*

  • @CrusherMEC
    @CrusherMEC 3 года назад +32

    "Oh, I just hit a crunchy part. That does it!"

  • @michaelsizemore1156
    @michaelsizemore1156 3 года назад +1

    these are so genuinely enjoyable.

  • @lokidogproductions1289
    @lokidogproductions1289 3 года назад

    Hey Steve love the channel! It's funny some of the discontinued us rations you reviewed like the hashbrows ECT were being given away at our local food bank. Nice to experience what our troops get to eat. Keep Rollin the good vids onto a tray! Nice!

  • @RinInABin
    @RinInABin 3 года назад +8

    Singapore ex-conscript here.
    The biscuits are easily the best part of these rations. I can say the exact opposite about the dessert.
    The fruit bars are good but we avoid eating them out in the field because they're for clearing your bowels. (The biscuits from what I heard have the opposite effect)
    We usually just dunk the drink powders straight into our mouths and then drink water from our canteens.
    We don't eat these with trays either, we eat them straight out of the bag.
    Great video :)

  • @nvisible123
    @nvisible123 3 года назад +8

    I'm new here, didn't realize how addicting these videos are.
    Nice!

    • @Korncakes1
      @Korncakes1 3 года назад

      Either get out while you’re ahead or prepare to watch every video on the channel in two days. There is no in between.

  • @Ritsuka55
    @Ritsuka55 3 года назад

    I watch these to help me fall asleep. I also watch them for your interesting words and knowledge, that’s how you know it’s great content. So many things to love!

  • @votemikejones86
    @votemikejones86 3 года назад

    Just read about your tendon injury. Glad you're well and enjoying having your videos back!