The Internet's Dumbest Animals

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  • Опубликовано: 6 май 2022
  • It's time to take a break from laughing at kids falling down and instead look at the internet's dumbest animals
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  • @shinesnakeeold7447
    @shinesnakeeold7447 2 года назад +6329

    I love passing by a house that has a sign that’s like “DO NOT PET DOG. DANGER” and the dog is just laying on its back with its stupid little tongue out

    • @EyyyTone
      @EyyyTone 2 года назад +1

      Pull the tongue

    • @grimsladeleviathan3958
      @grimsladeleviathan3958 2 года назад +334

      Literally my neighbor, he has a husky that is big, but extremely friendly and lovely, and he puts like 5 warning signs about dangerous dog around his fence and then you'd see the dog just chasing his own tail or something. And yes, the signs are on purpose, he knows his dog is no danger at all

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 года назад +18

      his/her* they’re not objects and it’s more useful than to your fingers I see…

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 года назад +100

      @@Cassxowary using it because I don't know what the dogs gender/sex/whatever word gen z uses so I generalize with it. Most people don't care if somebody uses it anyway

    • @shadydaemon4178
      @shadydaemon4178 2 года назад +3

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo too late lol

  • @theelevvy2024
    @theelevvy2024 2 года назад +1884

    "Moral of the story is that Dev could pull the train by himself, and doesn't need to be conducting shit" 😂🤣

    • @Jotolink
      @Jotolink 2 года назад +40

      That was one super bulit train.... conductor! 😂🤣

    • @TheDancingKnight_1
      @TheDancingKnight_1 2 года назад +21

      Man looks like dukenukem without the radioactivity

    • @requiemforameme1
      @requiemforameme1 2 года назад +29

      Hey that’s the Metro North (common commuter rail from north of NYC). I think I’ve had that dude as the conductor and he was nice as far as conductors go (he remembered me when I was standing and then found a seat when the train emptied).

    • @drade14
      @drade14 2 года назад +11

      He's the tickets please guy from rick and morty

    • @TheDancingKnight_1
      @TheDancingKnight_1 2 года назад +8

      @@drade14 ticket man for the polar express

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 2 года назад +3296

    Sean: "If there's any animals watching this right now: _you're _*_trash!"_*
    My ragdoll Shiro: _casually stretches a paw out and taps my touchscreen, stopping the video_

    • @MDreamerIsBi
      @MDreamerIsBi 2 года назад +355

      " None of that bullshit, sir. "

    • @Nehema1000
      @Nehema1000 2 года назад +324

      “Silence, you Irish peasant.”

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper 2 года назад +220

      @@Nehema1000
      "Halt your speech, man with European ancestry"

    • @n.e.v.e.r
      @n.e.v.e.r 2 года назад +3

      @@electric_creeper "Cease and desist the sentences emanating from your mouth, human being having genetics that originated in the area that is now controlled by the Republic of Ireland."

    • @togeinumaki4763
      @togeinumaki4763 2 года назад +79

      @@electric_creeper increasingly verbose

  • @Harry101UK
    @Harry101UK 2 года назад +2276

    My cat loved being vacuumed like that too, haha. He'd come running over as soon as he heard it!

    • @godderific6443
      @godderific6443 2 года назад +51

      So was it hard to houseclean with your vacuum addicted cat?

    • @khorrusvoa
      @khorrusvoa 2 года назад +35

      Follow-up: did you vacuum MORE having discovered your cat's addiction?

    • @azizcosovic852
      @azizcosovic852 2 года назад +19

      I love your portal videos :) !!!

    • @thegamecinema444
      @thegamecinema444 2 года назад +14

      Harry! Fancy meeting you here. Absolutely love your videos. :)

    • @Aemilius_Roswell
      @Aemilius_Roswell 2 года назад +5

      Yoo, funny seeing your name again! Loved your Portal Stories: Mel music a while back! :)

  • @estelclarysse8158
    @estelclarysse8158 2 года назад +4230

    The "treadmill" is actually meant for dogs with lots of energy that need mora than a daily walk, the idea is you still walk your dog but they can use the tradmill to release energy when you can't go walk them or play with them outside. At least that's what I've been told about it.

    • @kelleygieger5175
      @kelleygieger5175 2 года назад +154

      Yes... A tired dog is a good dog

    • @DuoMonkey
      @DuoMonkey 2 года назад +46

      It’s actually more commonly used by dog fighters. That’s actually a pretty classic set up.

    • @starflyer3219
      @starflyer3219 2 года назад +24

      The dog is not "excited", it's a stress reaction. And with stress buildup, they cannot stop the mill so they have no choice but to run faster and faster, which in turn leads to more stress.

    • @Sparkgan
      @Sparkgan 2 года назад +217

      @@starflyer3219 which could be the case outside of that clip. That dog seemed genuinely wanting to just go zoom

    • @jangledfunz
      @jangledfunz 2 года назад +306

      @@starflyer3219 this is actually quite wrong the dog has full control over the treadmill there is no motor controlling it I have seen lots of videos with dogs stopping it easily and all the dogs are always excited to start running

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +3383

    Seeing animals act dumb makes me find them cute
    Seeing other humans act dumb makes me find them funny

  • @tinkrebelle
    @tinkrebelle 2 года назад +597

    Knox's owner: *hands him a stick*
    Knox, when he realizes it's not food: How dare you betray me like that

    • @mordecaiissad8529
      @mordecaiissad8529 Год назад +24

      My chinchilla would drop things on purpose so he would get more stuff. Especially if it's food.

  • @MimiCrystalWitch
    @MimiCrystalWitch 2 года назад +1283

    Hey jack, that treadmill thing is actually good for the disabled with pets or the elderly, they can let their dogs run as fast as possible without having any difficulties :D

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 Год назад +140

      Not even the disabled or the elderly. Working dogs like huskies and such have a lot of energy, and most places and people don’t have the space or time for them to let that energy out.

    • @BunnyQueen97
      @BunnyQueen97 Год назад +100

      @@Toneill029 my thought exactly, no one’s actually considering how far that dog ran in just that small clip. You’d need acres of land to let your dog run that far.

    • @LovelyBrinaBun
      @LovelyBrinaBun Год назад +44

      Not to mention being rid of the risks of having your dog run acres of land like parasites and predators

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 Год назад +26

      Also good for apartments (that allow pets) and high-traffic areas.

    • @Sonicsgirl13
      @Sonicsgirl13 Год назад +30

      You can charge a generator with something like. Doggy gets to rub all they want while helping with the electric bill. Lol

  • @diem1095
    @diem1095 2 года назад +587

    the cute thing that looks like a lama is actually an alpaca. Lamas are a lot taller (if they were standing side by side you could definetly see). Alpacas dont really spit and a lot more docile. I worked on an alpaca farm that also had 1 lama, and that lama? a good boy until he wasnt. he went from : ) to >: ) really quick.

    • @drewahrens3141
      @drewahrens3141 2 года назад +42

      Lama's make very good guards from what I've heard. Very protective of their herd/flock (forgot which one it's called for them). They have been known to kick the shit out of coyotes.

    • @diem1095
      @diem1095 2 года назад +29

      @@drewahrens3141 I've seen one get shaved, I completely believe that they have the ability to destroy a cyote.

    • @samuraisword1339
      @samuraisword1339 2 года назад +1

      its llama

    • @diem1095
      @diem1095 2 года назад +6

      @@samuraisword1339 farming may be one of my skills, but spelling sure isnt. Thank you! (I always forget the double l)

    • @richardashendale922
      @richardashendale922 2 года назад +2

      Ever seen an alpaca get castrated? Trust me. They spit.

  • @riverstein7251
    @riverstein7251 2 года назад +816

    I have a 10 month old nephew. Often, I look at him, then I look at my parents’ dog, and I can just see the same gears turning in both their heads. Both want supervised walks, balls to play with, food to inhale all at once (nephew tried to shove half a banana down his throat without chewing), things to break, weird shit to put in their mouths and try to eat, and they both know to look cute and beg for more food even when they don’t need it. I think I know now why we compare the intelligence of dog breeds to young children.

    • @eroraf8637
      @eroraf8637 2 года назад +49

      To be fair, most adult dogs are neurologically the rough equivalent of a human toddler. Part of that’s our fault for selectively amplifying endearing traits over the generations.

    • @lpsfoxstar8454
      @lpsfoxstar8454 2 года назад +2

      @@eroraf8637 my neighbours had a much smarter dog then that i swear to god one day i was walking her and she didn't wanna go a particular direction so she gave me a death stare for 20 minutes before i caved in since she wouldn't move an inch. One time we were celebrating her birthday and she sat on a chair at the dinner table just like the rest of us and was eating the same mashed potato and sausage cake with us haha, bless you...

  • @txstargazerjilly6605
    @txstargazerjilly6605 2 года назад +136

    “Evelyn, help me out of the pool!”
    Evelyn walks over and lifts him out with one arm because our Game Goddess is absolutely JACKED now.

  • @kinglycaon0024
    @kinglycaon0024 2 года назад +185

    I laughed so hard at the cat stealing the guy's beanie, and then the second beanie is what killed me.

  • @XxDarkManaxX
    @XxDarkManaxX 2 года назад +986

    Hey Jack, your guess about the ape was actually pretty good. Studdies have shown, that a grown up ape is about as smart as a 5 years old child :D

    • @raven-iu6qt
      @raven-iu6qt 2 года назад

      Actually a five year old child can do simple numbers and also talk. So I'd say that apes are as dumb as the rest of the animals

    • @isabelle.shiftingbackup5098
      @isabelle.shiftingbackup5098 2 года назад +9

      OOO

    • @XxDarkManaxX
      @XxDarkManaxX 2 года назад +44

      @@raven-iu6qt Apes can do numbers aswell and are able to communicate through sign language if you teach them. There was a famous Gorilla called Koko, who was able to communicate through over 1000 signs and understood about 2000 spoken words. There is actually a really cute video of her and Robin Williams. :)

    • @theworthysoul
      @theworthysoul 2 года назад +18

      No wonder, we are apes ourselves after all, just naked, smart ones that stand up straight.

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 года назад

      damn my nephew is dumber than a monkey :(

  • @guts60
    @guts60 2 года назад +950

    Seals = Ocean Puppies
    Dolphins = Very horny water Rottweilers
    Manatees = Sea Cows
    Sharks = water kittens (mostly friendly, sometimes aggressive)
    Whales = Ocean elephants
    Turtle = dog = donkey

    • @sneakyphantom2376
      @sneakyphantom2376 2 года назад +45

      only if rottweilers were psychopaths

    • @_Pix_
      @_Pix_ 2 года назад +49

      Dolphins are more like water Chihuahuas

    • @dionysuskid2587
      @dionysuskid2587 2 года назад +5

      @@_Pix_ true

    • @blysweety2333
      @blysweety2333 2 года назад +20

      Dolphins are fucking evil ;_;

    • @lonelyronin2428
      @lonelyronin2428 2 года назад +13

      Killers whales = homicide Oreo whale
      Zebra = Oreo donkey
      Bats = sky puppies
      Camels = desert giraffes
      Squirrels = tree rats

  • @furrybastard27
    @furrybastard27 Год назад +6

    9:49 the dog I grew up with was a massive, fluffy boy that loved to be vacuumed. He’d actually go over and paw at the vacuum if it had been a while. Loved that big idiot so much.

  • @NephilimFeathers
    @NephilimFeathers 2 года назад +60

    "You know what they say... An elephant never forgets, Richard."
    When I tell you I wheezed....

  • @ValhallaAMV
    @ValhallaAMV 2 года назад +383

    "Either my cat's broken, or yours is."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @LottieBruce99
    @LottieBruce99 2 года назад +145

    As someone who has just completed my dissertation where I sat and observed the gorillas at Twycross Zoo for 66 hours, yes I can confirm there is no difference between a juvenile gorilla and a human toddler. Half the time it felt like I was watching my little brothers when they were babies.

    • @abbyk5196
      @abbyk5196 2 года назад +3

      Wow!! That's super impressive. What was your dissertation on specifically?

    • @A--Fan
      @A--Fan 2 года назад

      @@abbyk5196 How often they flung poop. Seriously, look at the statistics, it's not far off.

    • @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai
      @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai 2 года назад +1

      No difference? Why were your brothers so hairy? 🤨

    • @phantomgreenie
      @phantomgreenie 2 года назад +1

      that's so so cool, I'd absolutely love to just sit and watch animals like that for hours on end

    • @LottieBruce99
      @LottieBruce99 2 года назад +2

      @@abbyk5196 my dissertation title was ‘Investigation into the nature and frequency of interactions between adult and juvenile gorillas’. Basically I watched interaction between the two juveniles and the adults see whether they were positive negative or neutral and then compared the two juveniles with one another because they are brothers so the only difference between them was their age. then I was seeing if there was a difference in how the adults acted towards them (and in short, yes there was, the little one gets far more positive interactions and gets away with murder, while the older one has primarily negative interactions with the adults).

  • @andreah9587
    @andreah9587 2 года назад +71

    5:43 "I'd say there's about 70 million of them out there. They could literally take over Ireland."
    This statement compelled me to do some brief research on the subject. Apparently, there's about 10 million geese in the United States alone. (I tried to get a global estimate, or at least an estimate for the amount of geese in Ireland, but to no avail. Evidently, only the United States counts their geese.) The population of Ireland is about 5 million. So, give or take a few thousand, every Irish citizen would have to fight roughly 2 geese. If the geese flew over the Atlantic Ocean and were determined/angry enough, they probably could take over Ireland. *~Now you know!~*

    • @aaronlouis6706
      @aaronlouis6706 Год назад +4

      this reminded me of the australian kangaroos vs uruguayan cows

  • @chaos_backup25
    @chaos_backup25 Год назад +203

    6:54
    Can we take a moment to appreciate how heckin' BEAUTIFUL Jack's eyes are?

    • @idekanymore6467
      @idekanymore6467 Год назад +6

      i came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed

    • @Ginger_Sweet
      @Ginger_Sweet Год назад +4

      Did he get a new camera recently or something ?

    • @TheOneAsrians
      @TheOneAsrians Год назад +4

      that’s literally all i could focus on his eyes are so pretty ;-;

    • @SharpAssKnittingNeedles
      @SharpAssKnittingNeedles Год назад +2

      He's pretty all round, but yeah those eyes are so dreamy 🥰

    • @B1425-ji7bl
      @B1425-ji7bl 16 дней назад

      ​@@SharpAssKnittingNeedles like polished sapphires...

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 2 года назад +1703

    Jack: Someone help him, he's drowning!!
    Seal: Blegh!!
    I probably shouldn't have laughed, but I couldn't help myself lol! 😂😂😂

    • @bigtimenoob
      @bigtimenoob 2 года назад +4

      me to lemo

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 2 года назад +4

      @@bigtimenoob I’m glad you laughed along, still pretty funny though lol! 😂😂😂

    • @Eternal_Sufferring
      @Eternal_Sufferring 2 года назад +7

      I read "seal" as "sean"

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 2 года назад +4

      @@Eternal_Sufferring Haha!! You’re probably not the only one. I’d probably make the same error! 😂😁👍

    • @bigtimenoob
      @bigtimenoob 2 года назад +2

      lol

  • @colekiesler6218
    @colekiesler6218 2 года назад +462

    Jack: Watches a video of random cats.
    Also Jack: “This whole video is only chaos and that’s it.”

  • @williamflahive
    @williamflahive 2 года назад +52

    2:45 *Cato:* Sees pumpkin and must eat
    *Jacksepticeye:* Woohoo of excitement

  • @yeast5713
    @yeast5713 Год назад +23

    “The ground shakes violently…the goose army approaches”

  • @rjmini3505
    @rjmini3505 2 года назад +290

    When he said, “An elephant never forgets, Richard,” I was just peacefully watching a split second of the movie playing in my living room, and it scared the absolute crap out of me because my name is Richard. 😂

    • @MonkeyBonesGeorge
      @MonkeyBonesGeorge 2 года назад +36

      You know what you did, Richard.
      🐘

    • @tacolord2485
      @tacolord2485 2 года назад +22

      I know where you live Richard 🐘

    • @richardashendale922
      @richardashendale922 2 года назад +7

      Well hello, fellow Richard. I hope you are well.

    • @saphiraluxray9606
      @saphiraluxray9606 2 года назад +7

      Sleep with one eye open Richard.... >:3

    • @bazingga
      @bazingga 2 года назад +1

      this is very similar to what happened with me

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 2 года назад +874

    6:48 can we just talk about how pretty Jack's eyes are
    Also the cat at the end is definitely broken. My cat RUNS when the evil Vacuum awakens

  • @crabkid3473
    @crabkid3473 Год назад +4

    Jack: you can’t beat us
    Goose: honk
    Also jack: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @anicoleww
    @anicoleww Год назад +9

    This is my all time favorite one. The look on Sean's face at the cat that likes being vacuumed... so sincere. lol

  • @bluexwings
    @bluexwings 2 года назад +186

    I used to have a lab who adored being vacuumed. She'd lay down in the way and roll on her back to ask to be vacuumed more if I tried to carry on with cleaning. Tbh, as much as she shed, it was a huge blessing. haha

  • @shaa1396
    @shaa1396 2 года назад +155

    Most of this is just animals being wholesome, I see no stupidity here.

  • @EmilySpiritExT
    @EmilySpiritExT 2 года назад +8

    I love the story about the train conductor and the dog. It’s so cute and nice the dog owner met up with his train conductor so he could lift weights while having the dog on his back. That’s adorable!

  • @roseboy20056
    @roseboy20056 Год назад +11

    I love how my chickens just like fly(not properly) across the garden when they see me and then suddenly crash to a stop. Just pure chaos

  • @igabztv2234
    @igabztv2234 2 года назад +154

    as an asthmatic person, I would highly recommend you Jack to go swimming as often as you could, trust me it helps. Do some breathing exercises while swimming.

    • @yukikitsune7366
      @yukikitsune7366 2 года назад +10

      Just not while underwater lol

    • @athenapromachos3027
      @athenapromachos3027 Год назад

      I'll take this advice! I didn't have breathing troubles previously, but I got COVID early in the pandemic and ever since my lung capacity has been shit, even though beforehand I was training as a swimmer and a singer, and do martial arts. Still do the martial arts but it's much harder.😄
      Edit: Grammar lol

  • @drinnieadair8
    @drinnieadair8 2 года назад +627

    9:10
    Jack: If there’s any animals watching this-
    Me: *goes to grab my cat*
    Jack: YOURE TRASH-
    Me: *slowly covers my baby’s ears and tells her she’s amazing*

    • @blue.goldfish
      @blue.goldfish 2 года назад +35

      But now your baby only heard the insult and not your consolation.

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz Год назад +4

      This comment is so heckin' cute!🥺

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 Год назад

      🤣

    • @luckycat18
      @luckycat18 10 месяцев назад

      😺 i hope your cat didnt hear

  • @jaxintheboxoxo
    @jaxintheboxoxo 2 года назад +15

    To be fair, if I had one of those duck toys like the baby at 4:35 I would do the exact same thing

  • @shiryo9995
    @shiryo9995 Год назад +2

    One of my cats is convinced that the food out of the bag is better than the stuff in his bowl (it’s the same food). So I grab his bowl, open the closet, shake his bowl and give it back to him and he starts eating violently.

  • @Spud24
    @Spud24 2 года назад +302

    Jack visibly forming a crush for a weight lifting train conductor was something I didn't know I needed today

    • @mattiekershaw3761
      @mattiekershaw3761 Год назад +4

      I mean..... I ALSO formed a crush on the train conductor

  • @Road_to_Dawn
    @Road_to_Dawn 2 года назад +253

    4:30 Ok, that baby is 100% me, even as a grown-ass adult. That thing is FASCINATING and I don't understand why. Just cool little things like that will easily entertain me for hours.
    5:25 Also, "Look at all those cthickenth!"

    • @silverlunasTTV
      @silverlunasTTV 2 года назад +2

      Same! Something that simple will have me sitting there for hours watching. This is the exact reason why I love Lava lamps. I will get so into it, I don't notice anything else around me.

    • @richard4975
      @richard4975 2 года назад

      Duck

    • @mwoody7881
      @mwoody7881 Год назад +1

      the clip with the baby is 100% me lmao. i have adhd and i find almost everything fascinating lmfao 🤣

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 Год назад +1

      Yeah I want that thing, and I'll be 23 next monday. XD

  • @emacosta630
    @emacosta630 Год назад +18

    The fact I'm watching this while at work at a pet store makes mes laugh because I've seen dogs, cats, ferrets and birds do the wildest derpy stuff 😂

  • @elizabeth-fi4xy
    @elizabeth-fi4xy Год назад +4

    THE 5:41 GOOSES ARE TAKING OVER

  • @RathalosNamedKuroo
    @RathalosNamedKuroo 2 года назад +137

    As someone who has two huskies, the “guarding” is exactly what they do😂🤣

    • @Chotu18288
      @Chotu18288 2 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @EverTheFractal
      @EverTheFractal 2 года назад +3

      I love this huskie near me who is famous for giving hugs. if you go up to the gate it wraps it's two front paws around you

    • @RathalosNamedKuroo
      @RathalosNamedKuroo 2 года назад +1

      @@EverTheFractal that is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard!!!

  • @Heyyylovlies
    @Heyyylovlies 2 года назад +284

    May I just say as a powerlifter and bodybuilder it was great to be reminded that weights like that are good and seem super heavy to people. Because in this community it feels like if you're not able to bench over 225 and deadlift over 500 lb it's baby weight. Thank you Jack!

    • @flameofmage1099
      @flameofmage1099 2 года назад +30

      @@Instabruh.User.. But can you lift 450?

    • @The_SaneHatter
      @The_SaneHatter 2 года назад +12

      Imagine deadlifting three average adults. I can't even deadlift one!

    • @maddiewalker9770
      @maddiewalker9770 2 года назад +2

      You’re doing incredible! I can’t lift shit

    • @LS2258
      @LS2258 2 года назад

      Powerlifters rise! 1550lb total here!

    • @Levi_KimPark
      @Levi_KimPark 2 года назад

      @@LS2258 I call bs

  • @alleycaaat
    @alleycaaat 3 месяца назад +2

    "I brought my dog, and Dev brought his pythons" I thought it was adorable that a grown ass man was so excited over meeting a dog, but daaaamn Dev!

  • @thehunchbackmechanic
    @thehunchbackmechanic 2 года назад +8

    6:03 TIDDY CLAPS ALL ROUND

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 2 года назад +136

    When you started yelling at the screen and calling all animals dumb, my Bernese mountain dog, Maxwell, just smiled back at ya, wagging his tail xD

    • @gothgirlgaming9050
      @gothgirlgaming9050 2 года назад +2

      You tell Maxwell that the JSE community loves him and he is now an inductee into the goodest boy club. It's a lifetime membership that has no requirements other than to live his best life

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 2 года назад

      @@gothgirlgaming9050 He will love it xD He's watching Jacksepticeye with me, ever since he was a small puppy. He and my kids love this show, just as much as I do :3

    • @potatqueen
      @potatqueen 2 года назад

      *Everyone liked that*
      Just, this is all so pure ♡

    • @nickyhoward
      @nickyhoward 2 года назад

      Give Maxwell some pets and belly rubs for me! ❤

  • @annab394
    @annab394 2 года назад +51

    My grandma had a fluffy cat named Blackjack and he loved to be vacuumed. Whenever we got the vacuum out he'd just lay there while my brother and I would vacuum him. It was fun. I miss that old cat.

  • @sanguinemitzrael
    @sanguinemitzrael 2 года назад +8

    I'm currently in a very bad mood but I remembered Jack posted this and watching it made my day. Thanks, Jack!

  • @alexautum
    @alexautum 2 года назад +4

    Fun fact: chameleons will hold just about *anything* you give them as long as it fits in their hand

  • @lunastar8495
    @lunastar8495 2 года назад +224

    Fun fact: a cat's purr is the same frequency as an idling engine; hence the saying 'listen to that engine purr'

    • @WildWarning33
      @WildWarning33 2 года назад +1

      Oh cool! Thx for that 👍

    • @savageratentertainment
      @savageratentertainment 2 года назад +9

      well seeing how I can hear my cat purr from the other room when he's really happy or angry, yeah I can confirm he's a tiny engine but he needs a tune up seeing how he's 19.5 lbs xD

    • @archangelanubis46
      @archangelanubis46 2 года назад +5

      So… what you’re saying is… I can drive my cat???? 😦🤔

    • @bruh_36o8
      @bruh_36o8 2 года назад +4

      Also I heard on tiktok that a cats purr frequency can heal your bones or something like that

    • @archangelanubis46
      @archangelanubis46 2 года назад +5

      @@bruh_36o8 Cats purr during both inhalation and exhalation with a consistent pattern and frequency between 25 and 150 Hertz. Various investigators have shown that sound frequencies in this range can improve bone density and promote healing.Apr 3, 2006 (here’s the proof if anyone needs it)

  • @syadammaulana8571
    @syadammaulana8571 2 года назад +454

    instead of laughing at their stupidity, we smile, because that's animals, the more stupid and innocent they are, the more adorable they are
    (I give an exception to the wild and savage)

    • @scientist1343
      @scientist1343 2 года назад +9

      Never fuck with a honey badger
      absolutely no fucking chill.

  • @londonm3161
    @londonm3161 Год назад +1

    upon watching this again but actually paying attention this time, the cat being vacuumed is probably deaf. the noise is the scary part, so if you can't hear it, I imagine it's actually a pretty nice experience to be vacuumed like that. breeds that have that coloring (like Siamese and Himalayans) also tend to be deaf or suffer from premature hearing loss, the same way solid white dogs are also usually deaf and/or blind

  • @IsItReal-
    @IsItReal- 2 года назад +5

    I love how Sean is just standing up the whole time. True energy

  • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
    @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 2 года назад +53

    3:45
    Fun fact:
    When animals like llamas and other animals spit
    They are actually projectile vomiting at you, it’s whatever’s in their stomach mixed with saliva

  • @Ki-jd7le
    @Ki-jd7le 2 года назад +132

    Seàn! Your cat may not like the vacuum because he wasn’t exposed with it when he was young. One of the best ways to condition a pet, such as a dog or cat, is to use the vacuum near them while they’re still little. You can turn it on around them and even hose them a bit over time, that way they grow knowing it won’t hurt them ☺️

    • @johannasweet1120
      @johannasweet1120 2 года назад +9

      Same with faucets. Some dogs and cats hate them and others love them. Depends on if they had the shit scared out of them by it when they were younger

    • @Ki-jd7le
      @Ki-jd7le 2 года назад +5

      @@johannasweet1120 Exactly. Shielding an animal from water or the vacuum is only going to hurt them in the long run.

    • @blahberrypancake
      @blahberrypancake 2 года назад +8

      I wish the poor little dum dums could learn that it's not dangerous later in life too but when it comes to stuff like that, it can't be helped.
      I got all my dogs when they were already adults, we rescued them so they have lots of trauma. Vaccums are a big no no. One is even scared of trash bags (like the sound when you open them especially but she immediately evacuates whenever she sees one) so it really sucks. They can trust you completely but fear is stronger unfortunately.
      So yes, if you can, expose your pets to many different everyday life objects when they're smol still and they'll have a nice, fearless life. :3

    • @sarab3888
      @sarab3888 2 года назад +5

      @@johannasweet1120 my one bird thinks she needs a bath everytime she hears running water

    • @midnightwolf6411
      @midnightwolf6411 2 года назад +1

      my cat lived with the vacuum at a young age but he runs and hisses at it. he does not like it at all even when he was a kitten. he bolted when he first heard it. I think it was because he was a stray in a mechanic shop when my fiance brought him home so noises scared him.

  • @rocket_thunderstud
    @rocket_thunderstud 2 года назад +6

    @ 7:12 *ahem* "De-cat-pitate."
    You're welcome.

  • @Quincy-.-
    @Quincy-.- 2 года назад +1

    Do more of these please. Had genuine smile on my face the entire time

  • @danielo6219
    @danielo6219 2 года назад +70

    I love how Jack cuts from a tense cinematic shot to cats goofing around with lighthearted music

  • @_pitako
    @_pitako 2 года назад +89

    Sometimes I'll read something about birds being smart and think "damn, that bird is smarter than me"

    • @Ilivedbih
      @Ilivedbih 2 года назад +2

      Lol you'd change your mind if you met my parrot 😅😭

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 года назад +2

      Well yah of course, they use their hearts and brains and don’t destroy everyone and everything to make money a have power over others and feel superior. But you can do&be better like them too

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 года назад +1

      @@Ilivedbih no, seems to me you just don’t understand him/her. And not everyone functions the same way. And at least nonhuman animals use their hearts and brains and don’t harm and destroy everyone and everything to feel superior and have power over others and make money.

    • @ranimeRAT
      @ranimeRAT 2 года назад

      Ever read "The Genius of Birds"? It'll change your whole perspective on birds

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito 2 года назад

      @@Cassxowary Counterpoint: Chimpanzees go to war and rats have racism.

  • @jinxae
    @jinxae Год назад +1

    3:31 best part hands down. Just the face mixed with jacks voice 😂

  • @beklopptervollidiot1706
    @beklopptervollidiot1706 2 года назад +4

    "If I had a tail I would do that ALL the time!"
    Oh Jack ... Sweet, innocent jackaboi

  • @kayd.1600
    @kayd.1600 2 года назад +53

    Depending on where people live, sometimes there isn’t enough outdoor space to accommodate a dog’s need to run so owners need treadmills to make sure their dogs get enough exercise.

    • @gwendolynrobinson3900
      @gwendolynrobinson3900 2 года назад +7

      Especially if you don't have a closed-in space or your dog isn't trained to not run 8 blocks away while you call for them like it's a game, most people in the world that aren't like Ussain Bolt can't run with their dog as fast as their dog would like. With a self-powered treadmill, they can zoom as fast as they please :)

  • @Vinsune999
    @Vinsune999 2 года назад +435

    Jack laughing at dumb things will always make my entire day happy.

    • @sarahegg3863
      @sarahegg3863 2 года назад

      hey Kindkevin yiu should check at a dude named andtaymer! he’s a new youtuber and he is SUPER SMALL

    • @user-rd9be2wl9t
      @user-rd9be2wl9t 2 года назад

      *I MAKE AWESOME CONTENT👑😏*
      ,-

    • @Sal_The_Third
      @Sal_The_Third 2 года назад +4

      @ILLL11 wow you are so funny, you got the whole crowd laughing 😑

    • @ar_ia
      @ar_ia 2 года назад +1

      It will make everyone's day

    • @ellawill9466
      @ellawill9466 2 года назад +1

      Same 🥺

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl Год назад +11

    2:08) hmmmm…can’t tell if that’s a mating behavior or not I’m going to have to look that up…OK I just looked it up and it turns out that headbutt is indeed a mating behavior

  • @oblivion2k490
    @oblivion2k490 Год назад +1

    Fun fact about airport drug K9s: The officers handling the dogs often have to hide little baggies of drugs for the dogs to find in the areas they're searching so that the dogs don't get frustrated. They're good bois.

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 2 года назад +199

    Well, Sean, considering the fact that Australia lost a war against emus, I could see a small nation be overwhelmed by geese. Not you guys, though, not with your fightin’ spirit.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 года назад +1

      Beings who use their heart and brain always win (:

    • @rhettbaldwin2417
      @rhettbaldwin2417 2 года назад +6

      they dont have much of a military though, they have a policy that basically keeps them out of war, not supporting one side or the other just wanting to be kept alone with their pubs and potatoes

    • @HallowedKeeper_
      @HallowedKeeper_ 2 года назад +6

      @@Cassxowary So Emu's use their hearts and brains? Because if they use their hearts, its uh, its not for good most times

    • @Spudneck
      @Spudneck 2 года назад

      Yes us Irish men are fuelled by Guiness and cors light

    • @erikhansen7766
      @erikhansen7766 2 года назад +2

      The Irish wouldn't lose, they'd just team up with the geese

  • @kelknox
    @kelknox 2 года назад +81

    So Sean wants to hoover BB and Evelien wants a whole cat course around the top of the room. Lets see who gets their way first lol

  • @IceCrossFire
    @IceCrossFire Год назад +1

    You know how some families get upset over petty things, luring you into their stupid drama and petty arguments, and all you want to do is just... *poof*... live elsewhere without them? The cat on the swing massacre broke me into laughter. From then on I felt better. I knew a Jacksepticeye video would do the trick. Thank you.

  • @ddahlgee
    @ddahlgee Год назад +3

    Thank you for making my day brighter. Ran out of my anxiety meds, doctor hasn't okayed their refill so here I sit, watching you. You've made me laugh so much more than I thought I would this morning. Much love

  • @aspencarter4229
    @aspencarter4229 2 года назад +191

    This is exactly what I needed in life, Jack laughing at animals being stupid. 😂

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 года назад

      The irony…

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 года назад

      *Humans are animals too, basic biology. And the only animals being dumb and heartless and mindless are a lot of humans. Nonhuman animals aren’t dumb, people just don’t take the time to understand and know them so they can feel superior like “hah I’m smort and their dumb” (it’s they’re not their but that’s my point)*

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 года назад

      @Beast 😈 try using your heart and brain first.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 года назад

      @Beast 😈 how would you feel if someone did that to you? Who hurt you?

    • @lizbrunswick8617
      @lizbrunswick8617 2 года назад

      @@Cassxowary beast does not care it's a kid

  • @lily.e7244
    @lily.e7244 2 года назад +62

    Jack being genuinely sad he can't vaccum his cat is the content I didn't know I needed

  • @TannerEditing
    @TannerEditing Год назад

    We have 2 cats at home, an older rescue we got at 4 years old, and a younger one we got as a rescue at 3 months. The older cat is terrified of the vacuum and will run and hide when we turn it on, however the younger one is SO curious, will even stick his nose in the hose. He's cautious, but curious, and cute.

  • @johncabralii1469
    @johncabralii1469 2 года назад +1

    10:10 "If I had a tail, I would do that all the time!" Me: Looks down

  • @alexcorado9508
    @alexcorado9508 2 года назад +88

    Jack’s eyes looks especially blue today and they’re just gorgeous. Like a clear fresh blue lake

  • @PastelOddity
    @PastelOddity 2 года назад +23

    Dev doesn’t conduct the train, he just punches it from behind and runs with it.

    • @shadydaemon4178
      @shadydaemon4178 2 года назад +1

      I’ll say he punches the tickets, INTO OBLIVION!

  • @Gironomafiaboss
    @Gironomafiaboss Год назад +4

    4:13 BRO you can’t show you ahhhole to everyone like that

  • @natashajaynedevereaux6322
    @natashajaynedevereaux6322 2 года назад

    I really needed this right now Sean (i know you didn't just upload it but I'm only just watching). Thank you.

  • @peipro
    @peipro 2 года назад +19

    The cat being vacuumed looked like a Ragdoll cat. I had one when I was younger and he, too, allowed us to vacuum him with an extender hose

  • @MrPyroflames
    @MrPyroflames 2 года назад +155

    "Either your cat is broken or mine is!!"
    No Sean, as a fellow cat lover I can tell you that cats have different personalities. I once had a cat that liked to play fetch and sleeping at my feet like a dog!! A cat with a dog personality, can you believe that??!!

    • @ian-lf1cd
      @ian-lf1cd 2 года назад +8

      I have an opposite with a dog that has a bit of cat personality every now and then

    • @deathlegend4923
      @deathlegend4923 2 года назад +4

      I had a dog act like a cat and a cat act like a dog

    • @BoxOKittens
      @BoxOKittens 2 года назад +5

      Yup, cats have such varied personalities they're like people in that sense. I've had many cats in my life and even when I raise them all the same way they still turn out so different. I fostered a brother and sister once and held them both all the time. The girl grew up to hate being held while the boy loved it. It's just the way they're born lol in my opinion it makes cats interesting.

    • @kyrakyra_art
      @kyrakyra_art 2 года назад +4

      we got a kitten and a pup around the same time, the pup being a lil older and grown accustomed to cats beforehand, now my cat's a lil dog like (they even play chase) and my dog will fold his paws like a cat from time to time, so i very much believe you!

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 2 года назад

      I once had a cat who was so chill, one time I was (unknowingly) standing on his tail, and he did absolutely nothing for a second or two, then got my attention with the calmest, quietest meow

  • @silverlunasTTV
    @silverlunasTTV 2 года назад +1

    I watched this and I loved the attack of the turtle so much, that I sent this to my boyfriend and we were like "Forget guard dogs, let's get a guard turtle!" (Also thank you for making me laugh, I've been struggling with a herniated disk for the last 3 months and am meeting with a surgeon this Friday to see if I need surgery for it, so being able to get on RUclips and watch stuff like this, helps a lot. Thank you so much for everything you do Seán!!)

  • @maxroze4857
    @maxroze4857 2 года назад +13

    I want to see Gab and Jack sit together and watch funny videos, while BB breaks in and demands attention 💜

  • @darkfun2481
    @darkfun2481 2 года назад +49

    Jack: "If I had a tail I would do that everytime!"
    Silly Jack you have a front tail

    • @LucasGleason
      @LucasGleason 2 года назад

      @CreeperCart🇮🇪 I didn’t get the joke till I saw this

    • @silastopole
      @silastopole 2 года назад +4

      when sean said it i instantly thought: „well… uhhh, have fun!“

    • @amelieg246
      @amelieg246 2 года назад

      @@silastopole we were all thinking it 😅🤣

    • @ian-lf1cd
      @ian-lf1cd 2 года назад +1

      Don't stick that "tail" into that hose!

    • @sofiafandersson2181
      @sofiafandersson2181 2 года назад

      I thought the exact same thing 😂

  • @MrMayo-og9rj
    @MrMayo-og9rj 2 года назад +15

    1:54 out of context: **enter Dwane the Rock Johnson**

  • @Toneill029
    @Toneill029 Год назад +1

    1:19 no it’s because huskies make for bad guard dogs cause they’re bred to be friendly.

  • @arctistarfox
    @arctistarfox 9 месяцев назад

    When I was a baby my mom’s Tortoiseshell Calico would casually stretch out in my crib beside me. She was bigger than I was at the time.
    Rest in peace, Momo.

  • @JustSomePasserby
    @JustSomePasserby 2 года назад +77

    A: That was an alpaca, not a llama.
    B: Both are very curious and intelligent animals with a long memory.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 2 года назад +152

    Animals are not dumb. They are just eager

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 года назад +3

      *Humans are animals too, basic biology. And the only animals being dumb and heartless and mindless are a lot of humans. Nonhuman animals aren’t dumb, people just don’t take the time to understand and know them so they can feel superior like “hah I’m smort and their dumb” (it’s they’re not their but that’s my point)*

    • @lisalovesanimals783
      @lisalovesanimals783 2 года назад +2

      @@Cassxowary i agree i had lots off pets i find more understanding than any human i hate that word dumb i have a learning disabilities just because you my be slow and need help with things does not mean your dumb

    • @jasoncg2956
      @jasoncg2956 2 года назад +1

      @@lisalovesanimals783 Pretty sure the person you're replying to is a bot.

    • @TriggerTrooperTV
      @TriggerTrooperTV 2 года назад

      @@lisalovesanimals783 i agree

    • @phantomnite
      @phantomnite 2 года назад

      They're cute too

  • @elizabeth-fi4xy
    @elizabeth-fi4xy Год назад +5

    8:48 cat ears

  • @aliciacharles9718
    @aliciacharles9718 Год назад +1

    please do another!!!!!!!! made me so happy

  • @kellsr2244
    @kellsr2244 2 года назад +25

    9:24 that cat is broken! Lol I've had over 15 cats in my lifetime and none of them would allow a vacuum that close to them! Kudos to that guy! His cat is beautiful!

    • @Claymore729
      @Claymore729 2 года назад +6

      As far as I can tell, that's a Ragdoll -- a breed of cat most known for not giving a single shit about anything. It doesn't surprise me that a ragdoll is okay with being vacuumed.

  • @CPTPeterson
    @CPTPeterson 2 года назад +47

    This did brighten my day, I just lost my tortoise to an infection this morning. But this made me smile, thank you Jack.

    • @wingedwitch191
      @wingedwitch191 2 года назад +6

      I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sure your lil buddy lived the best life with you before they went.

    • @Ava_McCoy
      @Ava_McCoy 2 года назад +6

      I'm so sorry 😞

    • @RiverSong1218
      @RiverSong1218 2 года назад +3

      I'm sorry for your loss. I had three box turtles as a child. They were the best. Eventually, all three of them went into irreversible hibernation and that's how I lost them. It was very hard because I saw the mother lay the eggs in our backyard so I knew them from the very beginning. I'm glad you could provide a good life for your little guy or girl.

    • @CPTPeterson
      @CPTPeterson 2 года назад +2

      Thank you all for your condolences

  • @aidanbarnard3914
    @aidanbarnard3914 11 месяцев назад

    4:20 it's at times like this that I question Sean's sanity. He says things with such sincerity and fierce passion that I find it hard to believe he's joking

  • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075

    love videos like this, especially watching Sean watch them to see his reaction

  • @akarigamingYT
    @akarigamingYT 2 года назад +23

    Jack in 2014: lets plays
    Jack today: let's laugh at animals

  • @therealdudemanbrogwyn
    @therealdudemanbrogwyn 2 года назад +19

    5:30 The Hjönkining has begun my brothers! Today is the day we go to war, we fight, we battle, we Hjönk!
    Hjönk hjönk am goose 🦢🦢

  • @soullessdino
    @soullessdino Год назад +1

    just rewatched this to get me through the second half of my double shift and i already feel better

  • @fluoroantimonicacid4844
    @fluoroantimonicacid4844 Год назад

    0:40
    "You ok buddy?"
    Seal: No
    😂😂😂😂

  • @KatTheNekox3
    @KatTheNekox3 2 года назад +214

    Damn when Jack got that close to the camera I realised how pretty his eyes truely were
    I love me some animal videos, animals are great

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh 2 года назад +5

      I'm pretty sure they were edited in that moment

    • @jodyknight
      @jodyknight 2 года назад +7

      @@RosheenQuynh yes, there was some extra colouring added to them to make them ultra pretty so we were powerless against his gaze!!!!

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh 2 года назад +4

      @@jodyknight Thought so!

    • @dragulia_venaro
      @dragulia_venaro Год назад +2

      I love me too

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh Год назад

      @@dragulia_venaro Huh?

  • @rieJW
    @rieJW 2 года назад +105

    Sean: time to turn off brain and watch animal clips and just smile
    Also Sean: *animals are idiots, they are so stupid. But they are also dangerous and can threaten the existence of mankind*

  • @kuldana413
    @kuldana413 2 года назад

    Elephant balances the log: Behold, my art! ^w^

  • @nightmarefuntimefrosttrap5973
    @nightmarefuntimefrosttrap5973 2 года назад +6

    3:10 my black triple pawed cat i name Toothless does that too