Assassin's Creed is Boring

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  • @soiboi4497
    @soiboi4497 5 лет назад +48601

    The worst thing about the trailing missions is that because your character walks slightly faster then everybody else, you have to stop every 2 milliseconds.
    Edit: Assassin’s creed still sucks

    • @raioneru09
      @raioneru09 5 лет назад +2035

      Can't argue with that

    • @josephkilgariff1471
      @josephkilgariff1471 5 лет назад +755

      Amen

    • @houaratmohamed7061
      @houaratmohamed7061 5 лет назад +747

      Look guys im sorry about my ignorance i didn't accept the fact that other people have their own opinions i still cringe on that comment i had a year ago.

    • @unalloyedju
      @unalloyedju 4 года назад +602

      Houarat Mohamed challenge my ass trailing mission isn't challenging at all, just waste of time

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 4 года назад +95

      @@houaratmohamed7061 It isn't challenging the way it is either

  • @mohammedsarker5756
    @mohammedsarker5756 7 лет назад +2161

    It's sad when you realize that the best parts of AC games like Black Flag are when they AREN'T acting like AC games and just let you do your thing, like being a pirate.

    • @bennolaaa
      @bennolaaa 7 лет назад +34

      mohammed sarker also the same in 3 and syndicate. you could be a hunter and tracker in a large wilderness, and also a gang leader and start fights.

    • @mohammedsarker5756
      @mohammedsarker5756 7 лет назад +31

      ben mcguire Ship stuff was more limited in 3 (it was there to test it's popularity for 4 imo) and you could hunt random animals in 4 as well, but it's mostly just a fun diversion. I wouldn't buy a whole game over just its hunting, and syndicate stole the gang mechanics from Saints Row. AC4 was best because it was the least AC of them all....

    • @corleonesagolj
      @corleonesagolj 7 лет назад +1

      the only good part in AC 3 was when i was driving a ship in mision

    • @mohammedsarker5756
      @mohammedsarker5756 7 лет назад +1

      crazydiscord that's most games though....

    • @elrondmcbong6392
      @elrondmcbong6392 7 лет назад

      mohammed sarker you watched zero punctuation before writing your comment? :D

  • @hausy
    @hausy Год назад +1958

    The worst trailing missions are the ones where the target moves a speed you are incapable of keeping. They go just slower than your max but not as slow as your walk. God I hate that.

    • @dwaynecooper5502
      @dwaynecooper5502 10 месяцев назад +43

      constantly having to stop and go so it can look less awkward than just walking past as they're talking to you for 5+ minutes to the destination that you CANT SEE on the map because they are marked as the waypoint

    • @Adam-edits
      @Adam-edits 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@dwaynecooper5502 wich is both a blessing and a sin the good part is that you have to make your own path from your own good knowledge the bad part is there really only 3 paths to pick usaully

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 9 месяцев назад +2

      they also didnt learn from that in 2018

    • @Nooneishereonlyme
      @Nooneishereonlyme 7 месяцев назад

      @@bruhgod123what?

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 7 месяцев назад

      @@Nooneishereonlyme those trailing missions are also in AO:O

  • @Pegla43
    @Pegla43 5 месяцев назад +140

    The video is 7y old, and it feels like dude uploaded video two day ago. Ubisoft truly sucks!

  • @manray5140
    @manray5140 4 года назад +13381

    Actually if you install a cheat called "uninstall" you can skip a large majority of the boring content!

    • @HAKeller
      @HAKeller 4 года назад +227

      What if I uninstall my computer?

    • @Creepermind389
      @Creepermind389 4 года назад +69

      Ninja Cat is this sarcasm I can’t tell

    • @ardaagblut
      @ardaagblut 4 года назад +107

      @@Creepermind389 it is god level sarcasm

    • @axandoaldria7439
      @axandoaldria7439 4 года назад +29

      @@Creepermind389 assassins creed black flag is definitely a fun game to play as you have a variety of things to do when free playing and not to mention,a ship of your own that you upgrade by gathering resources and grinding,getting better weapons for your character,etc.just like any other good rpg game...
      The story is not that good though not gonna lie...
      The story of altire and ezio though is really good and you may not see it from the games itself but if you look into the lore,you'll understand that it's not actually that bad...just not bloodborne lvl..

    • @Creepermind389
      @Creepermind389 4 года назад +1

      Axando Aldria Yeah, I really like it. I wasn’t saying the game was bad if u thought I did.

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 2 года назад +12048

    Assassin's Creed really makes you FEEL like playing something else.

    • @AnimeRusak
      @AnimeRusak 2 года назад +35

      For real

    • @apugalypse_now
      @apugalypse_now 2 года назад +145

      Thanks for the fresh take on a stale meme, Jhong. 10/10 spit soda at my screen

    • @kuchtwotimes
      @kuchtwotimes 2 года назад +7

      This is classic

    • @Futbolsa2008
      @Futbolsa2008 2 года назад +22

      Yeah assassins creed makes you feel like shit

    • @itsyaboy9363
      @itsyaboy9363 2 года назад +13

      However I have not played assinsins creed

  • @clownyshoes1658
    @clownyshoes1658 Год назад +292

    I disagreed at first, until I realized the most fun I have while playing these games is doing stuff the game doesn't want me to do.

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 11 месяцев назад +8

      AssAssCreed is what happens if you take all of the fun out of GTA.

    • @ChemicalEclipse
      @ChemicalEclipse 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@dereksbooks In what universe is Assassin's Creed, any of the 13 main games or the plethora of spinoffs, even remotely close to Grand Theft Auto? Assassin's Creed, a game where you travel back in time to experience real historical events told in a fictional way. GTA, a game where you kill people and rob banks. Maybe I am too small brained to see the connection?

    • @edswings6343
      @edswings6343 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@ChemicalEclipseYet they made the whole concept boring💀

    • @ChemicalEclipse
      @ChemicalEclipse 10 месяцев назад

      @@edswings6343 So GTA's concept is any better?

    • @ericzhang7658
      @ericzhang7658 2 месяца назад

      @@ChemicalEclipse A game doesn't need to have a crazy concept to be good and well-written you dumbass

  • @Spaceman_U
    @Spaceman_U 7 месяцев назад +31

    I still remember somebody commenting "Gorilla dicks are actually small" on this video and it was the funniest thing I've ever read

  • @masonwoods319
    @masonwoods319 3 года назад +5850

    Assassins creed is actually the first “Trail type Game”

  • @madridistasejati5358
    @madridistasejati5358 3 года назад +4719

    Videogamedonkey: "AC is a boring game"
    Real AC fans: "Yes"

    • @AsasinoManik
      @AsasinoManik 3 года назад +23

      not me broooooo

    • @monkeyman100000
      @monkeyman100000 3 года назад +117

      thiss is so true! and i love the games lol

    • @monkeyman100000
      @monkeyman100000 3 года назад +74

      its the epic moments that make it worth it i guess, they really hit when they hit in some parts

    • @anggaihza3074
      @anggaihza3074 3 года назад +149

      @@monkeyman100000 He said that the core mechanic is actually fun but it is filled with filler bullshit. It's just like what you said, when that epic moment actually hit it's amazing but again the filler is too much

    • @worm9862
      @worm9862 3 года назад +27

      @@anggaihza3074 Just waaay too much filler. But I think a problem outside of the game is that there are other stealth/action games with parkour/climbing, plenty of fun mechanics, but where AC fucks around doing a bunch of other shit to establish the plot for the next game to exist, plenty of other games with similar mechanics innovate and let you actually enjoy the core part of the game. They have mission after mission, sequence after sequence where it's just fun, figuring out the coolest way to complete tasks, which while you can do this in Assassin's Creed, you have to grind the story and bad missions to get to the fun stuff. AC2 was pretty good in this department because I liked Ezio and the characters are fun and human, at least when you are in the bed thing playing as Ezio they are and then even the boring parts aren't that nagging or bothersome. Anyway here is a short list of games with similar mechanics but more fun: Middle-earth: Shadow of War, The new Tomb Raider games, Aragami, Dishonored, Dying Light (kinda), pretty much all of the Hitman games, Uncharted, MGSV, Mirror's Edge, Sekiro, Ghost of Tsushima, Splinter Cell, Mark of the Ninja. Not all of them are exactly similar or absolute 10/10 winners of games but I feel that all of these are better than AC games but have similar gameplay and are definitely of the same genre.

  • @nj8833
    @nj8833 Год назад +107

    The crazy thing is, you were reviewing the best games in the franchise

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked Год назад +25

      thats the sad part, even at its best, Assassins Creed is extremely mediocre

    • @ycc462
      @ycc462 4 месяца назад +5

      Like he said, it could've been good. But they managed to water it down so much it's ridiculous.

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita 2 месяца назад

      And the community is even more mediocre ​@@Chuked

  • @mr_clean575
    @mr_clean575 11 месяцев назад +368

    This is so true. The mechanics in these games are really cool and satisfying at times, but the only time I got to enjoy them while playing is when I completely ignored the story or any of the missions, and just ran around assassinating guards and doing parkour through the different environments. I never got far in any of the Assassin’s Creed games because progressing through the game was like being punished.

    • @ReVon_pL
      @ReVon_pL 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, it can be tough. The only ones I finished were 4 and Odyssey just because I liked the gameplay a lot, and the story in both of them was surprisingly good

    • @Nooneishereonlyme
      @Nooneishereonlyme 7 месяцев назад +3

      Well no you are very very very wrong because the story and the missions were good in ac 1 and ac 2 and ac brotherhood and ac revelations and ac 3 and ac 4 black flag and ac rogue and ac unity and ac syndicate and ac origins

    • @Nooneishereonlyme
      @Nooneishereonlyme 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@ReVon_pLwell I want to say that the story was good too In ac 1 and ac 2 and ac brotherhood and ac revelations and ac 3 and ac rogue and ac unity and ac syndicate and ac origins

    • @user-zz5qm4og7l
      @user-zz5qm4og7l 5 месяцев назад +4

      I love ezios trilogy and 3 and 4 but I'm playing assassin's Creed 1 and lord it feels like a chore to get through the story I'm literally forcing myself to digest it out of my love for ezios trilogy.

  • @moebeanz
    @moebeanz 3 года назад +5302

    Assasins creed fans: we know

    • @barandonmez1
      @barandonmez1 3 года назад +54

      It has been 4 years dude I think everyone knows

    • @oguzkaanaybak
      @oguzkaanaybak 3 года назад +282

      Right? I'm torturing myself with these games, yet I still keep playing them. It's like an abusive relationship.

    • @moebeanz
      @moebeanz 3 года назад +24

      @@oguzkaanaybak Same here

    • @georgecant-stand-yeh5451
      @georgecant-stand-yeh5451 3 года назад +72

      I honestly think a big issue with the games is the whole animus/abstergo thing I hate it so much your being an assassin killing people sneaking around shooting people ranking up getting collectibles doing side missions. and then you have to wait 7 minutes or do a stupid sequence

    • @oguzkaanaybak
      @oguzkaanaybak 3 года назад +26

      @@georgecant-stand-yeh5451 The animus parts are my favorite, those part are what makes AC games AC.

  • @Drogenopa1
    @Drogenopa1 3 года назад +3686

    "Its trail time!" - Assassins Gex

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 3 года назад +84

      Now that’s what I call getting some trail

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @railpwn1268
      @railpwn1268 3 года назад +41

      Assassinating? What for

    • @Hakumo84
      @Hakumo84 3 года назад +26

      This is liking trailing at Kennedys house

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero 3 года назад +19

      This game has more bugs than the kitchen of a chinese restaurant

  • @ThorDude
    @ThorDude 2 года назад +165

    I think Uncharted is a great example of railroading done right. It's practically an interactive action movie that feels exhilarating to watch and play, with compelling characters and a pretty ok plot. The setpieces they use are genuinely the best in the business, and add to the excitement. The fact you control Drake is probably the best part, because even though he's a fairly developed character, he's geniously generic enough that you can put yourself in HIS shoes, through your actions.
    Meanwhile Assassin's Creed makes you feel like you're just going through the motions, everything from the fighting and the trailing. At least in Uncharted when you're in a walking section, the characters will banter with each other and there's some merit with the gorgeous scenery.

    • @raakzblanvod4189
      @raakzblanvod4189 Год назад +7

      Uncharted for me is more boring than Assassin's creed.

    • @wobblywack5531
      @wobblywack5531 11 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@raakzblanvod4189 that's definitely a take

    • @samiullahsyed7545
      @samiullahsyed7545 10 месяцев назад

      @@raakzblanvod4189gameplay yes(except UC4 the combat in that game was good), everything else, nah

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​​@@samiullahsyed7545ameplay? Wait assassin's creed has gameplay? Pressing 🔴 when they are attacking you and then counterattack them one shotting everything! I played AC bf when I was 8 and the hardest part was the puzzle under the mansion in Great inagua (I don't remember the name of the island), also at that time I didn't know that counterattack was a thing, but the game was still easy asf! Also the hardest assassin's creed (except the RPG ones) is AC 1.

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@raakzblanvod4189you are the type of person who would sleep watching avengers endgame and stay up for watching twilight.

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti 4 месяца назад +9

    2:02 Back when we’d complain that an 18 hour campaign is too long. Now every big game has to be 70+ hours and you don’t even get to the fun part until 18 hours in

  • @superjarri
    @superjarri 3 года назад +3838

    Assassin's creed is like dating some stunning and beautiful girl for the first time and after 30 minutes you start to notice she doesn't have brain at all

    • @FredRosa
      @FredRosa 3 года назад +52

      exactly what I've felt

    • @mattperaica7308
      @mattperaica7308 3 года назад +212

      Game is fun for the first couple of hours then you realize you are doing the same thing over and over for 40 hours

    • @akirahideyoshi2646
      @akirahideyoshi2646 3 года назад +11

      lmfao EXACTLY

    • @LitReaper
      @LitReaper 3 года назад +5

      Not really but ok

    • @phoenixrising8294
      @phoenixrising8294 3 года назад +36

      @@LitReaper I've been a fan of this series since 1 and this video sums it up

  • @account2871
    @account2871 4 года назад +3820

    I never understood why Assassin's Creed had the Animus instead of just playing in the time period of the game. That would be 200 times more immersive and fun.

    • @Thebuird
      @Thebuird 4 года назад +124

      Account never thought of this. Duh moment

    • @GFCBlah
      @GFCBlah 4 года назад +544

      100% agreed, think there is a good game buried in them somewhere if you weren't getting ripped out of the immersion/fun every 5 seconds to go through an immensely dull trailing mission or animus section.

    • @pghforever9276
      @pghforever9276 4 года назад +276

      It was good when the Desmond was alive....Ezio was directly related to Desmond...after Desmond death.. outside animus is screwed up

    • @IgnacioCanas99
      @IgnacioCanas99 4 года назад +322

      Not really. The Animus is what makes it special. It serves to explain and integrate the gameplay mechanics into the narrative. Without it, things like respawn, HUD, invisible walls, etc, wouldn't have any explanation (wich would take away the immersion), or it would be explain with fucking fantasy, something every other game does.
      Plus the modern day story is kinda interesting if you pay atention to it.

    • @squirreldemon3506
      @squirreldemon3506 4 года назад +387

      @@IgnacioCanas99 no other game has to explain this yet they're still fun. You don't need to know where everything came from.

  • @mrsnulch
    @mrsnulch 8 месяцев назад +76

    The thing that makes these games decent is the work and detail that goes into the worlds. The team actually does some research and tries to present each setting as accurately as possible, so it's fun running around these ancient cities from history and jumping along buildings and stuff. But as soon as you sink your teeth into the actual story and missions, it's boring as hell every time.

    • @mechabeach
      @mechabeach 8 месяцев назад +5

      Hard disagree.

    • @lnd8622
      @lnd8622 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@mechabeachyeah the places are beautiful..there is nothing u can do about that,only gameplay and missions are bad,the ac origins and Odyssey graphics are one of the most beautiful graphics

    • @mrsnulch
      @mrsnulch 7 месяцев назад

      True as a Greek myself I'm tempted to get Odyssey just to see the depiction of Ancient Greece, but I also know I'll play it for a couple hours then get bored so... we'll see haha @@corey2421

    • @rbkgaming2581
      @rbkgaming2581 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@corey2421 & empty

    • @SalaAl2024
      @SalaAl2024 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes! Im trying to play ACreed Unity right now, the city is lovely, graphics lightning, jumping and running around, but oh god... after i stop doing that and finally decide do the game main mission i instant close the game, its impossible not to get bored!

  • @liammcnicholas918
    @liammcnicholas918 3 месяца назад +6

    7 years later, and NOTHING has changed. Thanks Ubisoft

  • @charloteagari5120
    @charloteagari5120 3 года назад +5663

    Trailing is sure not fun but you know what’s worse?
    Trailing using a ship

    • @theoriginalstarwalker1653
      @theoriginalstarwalker1653 3 года назад +20

      😂

    • @Saint._.Fortune
      @Saint._.Fortune 3 года назад +25

      Ur not wrong

    • @hamboningmaster
      @hamboningmaster 3 года назад +359

      God, that fucking swamp mission in ac4 was terrible. I loved that game but FUCK

    • @winzt7163
      @winzt7163 3 года назад +39

      I deleted ac4 because of that 😃🗡️

    • @winzt7163
      @winzt7163 3 года назад +18

      @@hamboningmaster its not my type riding a ship and trailing with it

  • @VarunGupta3009
    @VarunGupta3009 4 года назад +2270

    Man: Gets locked in the room
    Calmly and in full composure, says "Damnit, they locked the door."

    • @dogo523
      @dogo523 4 года назад +116

      *Sees a drawing made from literal human blood in the room he's locked in* oh my god. Is that... Blood?

    • @hasanyelok3277
      @hasanyelok3277 4 года назад +48

      There must be some logical explanation for this. They’re eating her, and then they’re going to eat me, too. Oh my Goooooooooood!

    • @AC-eu1rx
      @AC-eu1rx 4 года назад +4

      Me: Nooo, really?

    • @bigman489
      @bigman489 4 года назад +2

      Release the drone.

    • @arcturus8896
      @arcturus8896 4 года назад +2

      whaaat? noooo.

  • @masteronmace
    @masteronmace 9 месяцев назад +8

    1:25 "and when I say 90, I mean 3 side missions 30 times each" - perfectly said of every Assassin's Creed game

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 8 месяцев назад +6

    I find it hilarious that I still found Black flag fun enough to play through like 7 times even with all these problems

    • @mechabeach
      @mechabeach 8 месяцев назад +3

      Pirates mate. Game would have been 10x better without the AC bullshite

  • @Captainfricaqexksks
    @Captainfricaqexksks 6 лет назад +3382

    Name of Video: Assassin's Creed is Boring
    Ad: Assassin's Creed Origins

    • @issabeganovic8822
      @issabeganovic8822 6 лет назад +32

      Nipple Fuck!

    • @kufles1421
      @kufles1421 6 лет назад +16

      Milk dud Squad origins is awesome

    • @Alleggsander
      @Alleggsander 6 лет назад +18

      I think Ubisoft watched this video and removed any trace of tailing missions from Origins

    • @BruhWhyDidTheyChangeThis
      @BruhWhyDidTheyChangeThis 6 лет назад +9

      They took extra time and effort with origins you can tell. I'm not done yet but unless something goes terribly wrong this could be a good starting point for a revamped franchise

    • @joeyboi4511
      @joeyboi4511 6 лет назад +5

      You look confused on your profile pic lol

  • @mrniceguy8396
    @mrniceguy8396 4 года назад +12590

    What if i tell you that it's possible to be a fan of assassin's creed and enjoy this video at the same time?

    • @jroz1692
      @jroz1692 4 года назад +150

      MrNiceGuy WHat rEaLLy

    • @LKsai4D4
      @LKsai4D4 4 года назад +91

      No wAe?

    • @LKsai4D4
      @LKsai4D4 4 года назад +691

      But seriously though, this video just has valid criticisms towards Assassin’s Creed. Plus at the end of the day, it’s really just his opinion.

    • @markzsiga1779
      @markzsiga1779 4 года назад +48

      Thanos: Imposible

    • @markzsiga1779
      @markzsiga1779 4 года назад +14

      @Ricesteamer 2 then torrent unity. I think its really Good.

  • @beejoo7237
    @beejoo7237 Год назад +28

    if you're just free roaming and doing parkour, the games are mostly fine. it's when you start watching the custcenes and playing the missions that you realise the game is just plain boring

  • @dunderthunder9858
    @dunderthunder9858 Год назад +40

    I think it's pretty fun for a couple hours at a time. Then it gets boring because stealth; the main focus of the game, just feels like a suggestion when you can walk into any engagement and just tank everyone. I only have the rebel collection (black flag and rogue) and I'm happy with them because I don't think I could play one of the ones that doesn't break the monotony with awesome naval battles. I really like games that are really 2 games you can switch off playing when one gets monotonous. Bored of being an assassin? Go be a ship captain for awhile until you get bored of that, then go back to being an assassin. Brilliant.

    • @vojinpetkovic1703
      @vojinpetkovic1703 10 месяцев назад +1

      AC3 also has naval combat. It's like 1 or 2 main missions and the rest of it are side missions

    • @han6528
      @han6528 3 месяца назад

      Yeah and the best part of Rogue is no fucking repetitive trailing mission😂

  • @DEATHPWNG
    @DEATHPWNG 4 года назад +4310

    Anyone else looking for that 1 guy's comment?

  • @donkeysrule1555
    @donkeysrule1555 4 года назад +8847

    Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

  • @sxkjknjw2
    @sxkjknjw2 8 месяцев назад +4

    You know the best thing about all this? In AC : Revelations, they put a new mechanic. You automatically follow your partner during expository dialogs. The Pedestrian's Creed....

  • @batbrush592
    @batbrush592 Год назад +34

    Assassin's Creed is the only game series that can help you *DEMOLISH* the History test.

  • @tekkersslovakia6847
    @tekkersslovakia6847 2 года назад +4014

    Silly dunkey, you don't get it. The creator of Assassin's Creed, Michael Ubisoft, was inspired by Death Stranding, his favourite childhood game.

    • @alexjones8932
      @alexjones8932 2 года назад +114

      Assassins creed is a strand type game

    • @hussainkhamis8872
      @hussainkhamis8872 2 года назад +34

      This is the best comment I have seen here, take my like.

    • @sega_pico
      @sega_pico 2 года назад +9

      Oh yeah , it's all coming together

    • @lekonai
      @lekonai 2 года назад +19

      nah dont do death stranding like that its such a good game

    • @sega_pico
      @sega_pico 2 года назад +16

      @@lekonai yeah it is a god's gift compared to AC

  • @your3rdgrandma994
    @your3rdgrandma994 7 лет назад +4192

    He is right though... trailing missions are the worst.

    • @tyronetiggums6441
      @tyronetiggums6441 7 лет назад +50

      The problem is that not all Assassin's Creed games have such a large emphasis on trailing segments and he's overgeneralizing how bad it can be in some titles. Rogue for example only has like one or two of them and they don't even take up the majority of the missions they're in.

    • @rockinslugz
      @rockinslugz 7 лет назад +109

      I would argue escort missions with non-combatant cargo is the worst

    • @your3rdgrandma994
      @your3rdgrandma994 7 лет назад +6

      Amiri the Grey Hahaha agreed.

    • @ka1e_chips
      @ka1e_chips 7 лет назад +13

      WTF GRANDPA! Get inside! You'll catch a cold!

    • @your3rdgrandma994
      @your3rdgrandma994 7 лет назад +10

      Sorry my Grandbaby xoxo

  • @sIosha
    @sIosha Год назад +27

    First one I played was ACO. I just finished it and thought it was great, but the side missions were just something to stay my boredom. I probably won't be playing another since they all follow the same basic formula. It was just awesome to explore ancient Egypt for awhile though.

    • @Bravo-Tango-7274
      @Bravo-Tango-7274 Год назад +1

      trust me the forth one is good for about 80 hrs

    • @Jayshiver
      @Jayshiver Год назад +1

      2 and Brotherhood are also decent

    • @user-eq6us4lw6h
      @user-eq6us4lw6h 2 месяца назад

      I thought you say Assassins Creed Oddysey. Until you mention "Egypt" 😂 (Origin)

  • @curtis7706
    @curtis7706 7 месяцев назад +8

    A few years ago i showed someone this video and they got so mad they still havent talked to me again. lol

    • @shiramaro
      @shiramaro 7 месяцев назад

      based

    • @acmartialarts2227
      @acmartialarts2227 7 месяцев назад

      Who cares 😂

    • @curtis7706
      @curtis7706 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@acmartialarts2227 obviously not you since you used your energy to comment something under it

    • @curtis7706
      @curtis7706 7 месяцев назад

      @@acmartialarts2227 lmfaooooo you have assassins creed montages holy shit

  • @LurkingGunner
    @LurkingGunner 3 года назад +3298

    bookworm deluxe has no trailing missions

    • @Quoise_
      @Quoise_ 3 года назад +46

      michael higgins game of the year

    • @rahman5242
      @rahman5242 3 года назад +57

      Assassins creed is such a rip off of bookworm adventures deluxe

    • @Quoise_
      @Quoise_ 3 года назад +13

      Bobtank what isn’t these days

    • @Menez47
      @Menez47 3 года назад +2

      Smu

    • @moistman3110
      @moistman3110 3 года назад +1

      Bookworm also can't be played anymore, so rip that point

  • @classnimitz8521
    @classnimitz8521 3 года назад +3980

    Obviously Dunkey never played the assassins creed 2 mobile version that you could play on flip phones in like 2009 smh

    • @echelon1014
      @echelon1014 3 года назад +38

      Best games😂

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +117

      Now *that* game puts uncharted to shame

    • @echelon1014
      @echelon1014 3 года назад +14

      @@glendarjj3991 better than Knack 2

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +110

      @@echelon1014 well lets not get ahead of ourselves.
      Its better than knack 1. We're not animals.

    • @mattmojo105
      @mattmojo105 3 года назад +4

      Wait really?😆

  • @burger3324
    @burger3324 2 месяца назад +5

    Back to this masterpiece after beating Black Flag for the fifth time.

  • @SeriesGamer2008
    @SeriesGamer2008 9 месяцев назад +24

    Thank you for being the first person I've seen who actually has the balls to say the truth about this shit show of a franchise.

    • @khiddtank2
      @khiddtank2 5 месяцев назад

      for real.

    • @zac-1
      @zac-1 3 месяца назад

      People have been saying this shit since 2 released tf are you talking about lmao

  • @miniminion8866
    @miniminion8866 4 года назад +4086

    I was going to defend black flag because I had fun with it but then I realised that I could barely remember the main story and mainly just enjoyed running around for collectables. The only thing I can remember from the main story is that an unskipable cutscene started playing so I made myself a sandwich and then came back as the cutscene was finishing only to realise that there was going to be a brief walking section and then another unskipable cutscene

    • @evilpenis12
      @evilpenis12 4 года назад +189

      10/10 game

    • @potatonite2340
      @potatonite2340 4 года назад +264

      I think the pirate part was pretty cool as well, what was not cool was how they copy and pasted it to the next games without improving anything about it, wich can be said for the other aspects of the game as well.

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 4 года назад +143

      The story is interesting though. If you get past the 35 min mark, give it a go. It gets pretty good with all the naval combat and pirate life. To this day, that game is unmatched in terms of story writing and character development if you compare it to the modern Ubisoft games.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 года назад +77

      I thought the story was way better than most Ubisoft games. Adéwalé and Edward were pretty cool overall.

    • @erko78
      @erko78 4 года назад +3

      Dante's Inferno what was so good about the story?

  • @sirspegy1390
    @sirspegy1390 3 года назад +6503

    I’m an assassins creed fan. And I’m not even gonna try and defend this franchise because donkey is correct

    • @sirspegy1390
      @sirspegy1390 3 года назад +402

      @@J05TIThe historical aspect of it, the hidden blade, the lore. I also like Desmond and the Assassin's I actually think they're really cool. I'm just saying Dunkey makes valid criticisms. You're allowed to like Assassin's Creed and still watch Dunkey vids

    • @sirspegy1390
      @sirspegy1390 3 года назад +81

      @@J05TI I haven't had a chance to get burnt out by the series yet. I don't buy the games in the franchise I'm not interested in, so I haven't gotten bored of the mechanics tbh

    • @kawaiidoggo
      @kawaiidoggo 3 года назад +88

      @@J05TI everything dunkey said about ac series is pretty much valid. But the thing is after playing through all the AC games, there are so many fun gameplay and designs. The game still has fun but it's just loaded with mind boggling, boring ass gameplay. These days, I play AC because of the environment. The game at least attempt to recreate historical environment. Odyssey's open world was exciting. You get to fight mythical beasts which I only read in stories. Even in the dlc, I played through mind boggling, boring ass gameplay to explore Elysium and Atlantis and meet heroes I read about in mythologies in the underworld. Really there are great moments in this game. But with overloaded boring ass materials, I can understand why it's instantly a turn off.
      Still, I don't play any of series second time through because I would rather shoot myself. I can't imagine trying to grind in Odyssey a second time. Also assassinating a target sucks because the death scene makes no sense whatsoever. 2/5

    • @thermal_throttlingmerc2810
      @thermal_throttlingmerc2810 3 года назад +13

      @@kawaiidoggo I used to be an ac fan i liked the franchise i dont why. Brotherhood was my first ac game and it was different i still remember i start my pc at 5 am to play the game the concept was different for me i like every ac game upto syndicate unity lacks in terms of story but the combat was different yeah i know the side missions and missions are identical but still there are so many memories which keep stoping me from hating the AC series's but from origin i stopped playing ac games

    • @AshMenon
      @AshMenon 3 года назад +28

      Bahaha same. I'm a fan of the series, even the newer ones, but I can happily admit that dunkey's got some great points in here.

  • @Lucy-pp6ru
    @Lucy-pp6ru Год назад +63

    Assassin’s Creed is just 16 hours of “alright, when does the real game start?”

    • @uncletheoneshotkid3001
      @uncletheoneshotkid3001 Год назад +1

      Someone never played brotherhood

    • @ash_1419
      @ash_1419 Год назад

      @@uncletheoneshotkid3001 Its same for every Assassin's Creed.

    • @uncletheoneshotkid3001
      @uncletheoneshotkid3001 Год назад

      @@ash_1419 this how Ik u ain’t played the classic ones

    • @ash_1419
      @ash_1419 Год назад +1

      @@uncletheoneshotkid3001 the gameplay sucks @zz in the older games but the story is good.

  • @iwasanMBTInerd
    @iwasanMBTInerd Год назад +53

    Back when I was in my early twenties and didn't have a job, I marathoned several of the Assassins Creed games in a row. It was the Kenway Trilogy and Unity.
    As a teenager I was obsessed with the games and going into it again was exciting. But I ended up never wanting to play them again because it was all so TEDIOUS.
    Most of it was just collecting useless stuff and climbing viewpoints to collect more useless stuff on the map. The only actual thing of value in these games is the main story and a FEW of the side missions with occasionally good writing. For instance, AC3 has a few good (and one important) narrative homestead missions but most of them are the most trivial things. In its defense it does give the game more personality but the gameplay itself is really dull and boring.
    The combat looks cool as a beginner player but it becomes repetitive and effortless. Shadow of Mordor has a somewhat similar approach but the combat in that game is always fun and engaging.
    And once you have 100% completed these games there is absolutely nothing to go back to. After recently starting RDR2 and only getting 3 hours into it, I realized just how boring and lifeless the Assassin's Creed games really are. You are just marking useless objectives off the map and doing little else. It's a chore. Ubisoft games all feel like the bare minimum was applied. It's a big empty open world with a ton of useless collectibles and boring missions.

    • @Nooneishereonlyme
      @Nooneishereonlyme 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well no you are very very very wrong. Assassins creed games are not tedious and the homestead missions in Assassins creed 3 are not trivial and it’s gameplay is not dull and boring and it’s combat is not repetitive and effortless and no assassins creed games are not boring and lifeless and it’s objectives and collectibles and stuffs are not useless and it’s open world is not empty and it’s missions are not boring. So I want to say that you are very very very wrong about assassins creed

    • @iwasanMBTInerd
      @iwasanMBTInerd 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Nooneishereonlyme You're not providing much of an argument by disagreeing with me. I do like some of these games but I have played and 100% them back to back multiple times. It DOES get tedious. They still do hold a special place in my heart for the story and characters, but you cannot tell me that the homestead mission where you wrangle pigs or break up a fight is meaningful or fun in anyway. Sure it adds some kindness to Connor and the homesteaders as characters, but from a game play perspective, it sucks. Same with half of Black Flag being tailing missions. You get exposition, but that's the entire purpose and it is too repetitive to feel fun after the first or second time.
      Compared to games like Red Dead with so much life and thought put into every little reaction, they are barebones. They do have nice easter eggs and the writing is good enough but the gameplay and NPCs feel like they lack something.
      The combat is "block, counter, repeat for chain kill". It looks cool but gets old fast and that's most of the combat. It's too easy and that's really the only pattern unless you use guns, knives, or darts.
      That doesn't mean I don't enjoy them from time to time, but they are objectively flawed with how repetitive the gameplay can be. They could have been even more.

    • @nestormelendez9005
      @nestormelendez9005 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Nooneishereonlymego outside

    • @Nooneishereonlyme
      @Nooneishereonlyme 5 месяцев назад

      @@nestormelendez9005 No you go outside

    • @nestormelendez9005
      @nestormelendez9005 5 месяцев назад

      @@Nooneishereonlyme go outside

  • @therealojsimpson8506
    @therealojsimpson8506 4 года назад +5167

    This might be a strand type game.

    • @Lorkoification
      @Lorkoification 4 года назад +51

      Lol, Kojima aprroved !

    • @fadaedale6633
      @fadaedale6633 4 года назад +63

      This is the golden comment

    • @soufianesalhi8802
      @soufianesalhi8802 4 года назад +3

      Show it to Mr Kojima

    • @dovakin9274
      @dovakin9274 4 года назад +8

      Except the story isn't good

    • @ianc1007
      @ianc1007 4 года назад +14

      @@dovakin9274 Neither is Walking Simulator Stranding

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 7 лет назад +3211

    "Same mission but now it's over here" and "Somewhere buried under all the bullshit there's a good game" sounds a lot like Destiny

    • @Renken_
      @Renken_ 7 лет назад +32

      Flameo, hotman!

    • @5carecrow94
      @5carecrow94 7 лет назад +10

      Zachariah Renken Hooonooor!

    • @calebbragg5878
      @calebbragg5878 7 лет назад +11

      Just no tailing missions 😂

    • @rubbun
      @rubbun 7 лет назад +33

      Sounds a lot like No Man's Sky!

    • @infernoskyful
      @infernoskyful 7 лет назад +22

      Sounds a lot like every single open world game that has been coming out lately since 2015

  • @fizz576
    @fizz576 Год назад +18

    What I never understood is why don't you just play as the assassins opposed to some dude in a machine reliving their ancestors memories what does that really add to the game. I guess you could argue it's a way to tie all the games together but personally I would prefer a game with one really well done story than have two weeker storys about the assassin and the guy who is reliving the assassins memories.

    • @phrog-ys2yf
      @phrog-ys2yf Год назад +1

      Well thats the whole point of the story, the people in the future are reliving past assassins from the creed, so they can rebuild it. Each ac game is a different person from the future, reliving the different creed members.

    • @fizz576
      @fizz576 Год назад +1

      @phrog-ys2yf I get that, but I would l prefer each game to be about the Assassin not their ancestors sitting in a machine.

    • @mgc9965
      @mgc9965 Год назад +2

      @@fizz576
      Yea
      Nobody like playing through those parts

    • @aeroga2383
      @aeroga2383 5 месяцев назад

      The point is to have an in-game explanation for why there's a health bar and all this other videogame stuff on the screen. They were trying to make gaming immersive. Lol

  • @MorawskiGRK
    @MorawskiGRK 4 месяца назад +5

    Perfect video by dunkey. I come back to this masterpiece every once in a while.

  • @mleb8530
    @mleb8530 3 года назад +2564

    No you are wrong.
    AC is good. They also give a remote to control the temperature

    • @joebananas3262
      @joebananas3262 3 года назад +27

      good

    • @hosuhla9566
      @hosuhla9566 3 года назад +85

      I'm more of a fan person myself.

    • @LitReaper
      @LitReaper 3 года назад +4

      Thank u

    • @joebananas3262
      @joebananas3262 3 года назад +1

      No Lemits55 pizza I lea pizza

    • @Est.-.
      @Est.-. 3 года назад +5

      @@whysoserious4274 it's an Air Conditioner joke

  • @tadhgheffernan245
    @tadhgheffernan245 3 года назад +2446

    I love assassins creed but he ain’t wrong now that I’m thinking about it

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 3 года назад +23

      i can't eve finished the game because of damaged save files

    • @theunbrokenlegion1709
      @theunbrokenlegion1709 3 года назад +83

      Assassin’s Creed does have a lot of repetitive content, but I’m the kind of person who doesn’t really mind that. My favorite AC game is Black Flag, despite the tailing missions. I can definitely understand why some people dislike it.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 3 года назад +34

      Right. I only got into the franchise recently. I am a rockstar fanboy. Only ever played Rockstar open worlds with the exception of a few games and black flag.
      But when I picked up AC origins it sparked up the historical side of me. Someone in the comments said AC has a little something for everyone. And I couldn't agree more.
      Obviously a game like red dead 2 is leagues ahead of any AC game. But AC has actually managed to peak my interest thanks to it's amazing historical accuracy and gameplay mechanics.

    • @theunbrokenlegion1709
      @theunbrokenlegion1709 3 года назад +9

      Average Alien I get that. The very first game a I played was GTA: Vice City, and I met a bunch of good friends through GTA 5. But AC/Hitman style games caught my attention because of stealth mechanics and clever ways to complete levels. Those kinds of games drastically reward you for exploring the area before you attack

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 3 года назад +8

      @@theunbrokenlegion1709 True..The amount of freedom you get in missions is almost an opposite to the linear missions of rockstar games. Rockstar games play out like more of a cinematic movie with the added bonus of an open world to explore. AC games have basic storylines but you can do whatever you want within them.
      Also I forgot to mention Bayek is an amazing character

  • @Aherea
    @Aherea 2 года назад +8

    I'm not sure I've ever been more on-board with a RUclips video in only 3 seconds.

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed 8 месяцев назад +4

    This is SO on the money. Newer AC titles like Origins and Odyssey are an improvement but they’re still typical Ubisoft.

  • @shinyeontae
    @shinyeontae 8 лет назад +822

    Did you come here to check if there was a comment from JonTron?

  • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
    @rockythesnailracechampion7144 4 года назад +2598

    Obviously the best part about Black Flag is it's shanties.
    And we can all agree with this.

  • @user23xx76
    @user23xx76 Год назад +7

    People sorting by new :
    Please don't go any futher. It's a cesspool of people dogging others cause opinions nowadays are illegal

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 Месяц назад +3

    I recently replayed AC4 and unity. Replaying made me realised how little content there was if you removed the trailing missions

  • @joeyboi4511
    @joeyboi4511 6 лет назад +3497

    It’s not about the gameplay
    It’s about feeling like batman

    • @metarotta
      @metarotta 6 лет назад +107

      REALLY MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE BATMAN

    • @cronostrife431
      @cronostrife431 6 лет назад +9

      reggie fils aime Its really about the graphics..that..That's the big thing.

    • @murillocosta5044
      @murillocosta5044 6 лет назад +12

      Vault Dweller 76 go play Batman then

    • @coito5307
      @coito5307 6 лет назад +33

      but there's 4 or 5 batman games THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE BATMAN

    • @jaridkeen123
      @jaridkeen123 6 лет назад +5

      Vault Dweller 76 Then play batman

  • @danbull
    @danbull 8 лет назад +10355

    The man has a point

    • @LPgmxDan
      @LPgmxDan 8 лет назад +93

      yeah..glad I haven't bought an AC game in my life...(was inspired to pirate them by black flag) :P

    • @zlRedemptionlz
      @zlRedemptionlz 8 лет назад +7

      +Dan Bull you know what I have to agree.

    • @dabruiser100
      @dabruiser100 6 лет назад +13

      only 3 games ive had where ac:2, black flag, and assassins creed origins, Id say everything up to origins is the exact same game

    • @lazyaaron1240
      @lazyaaron1240 6 лет назад +14

      No he doesn’t

    • @safak1943
      @safak1943 6 лет назад +1

      Kili Keawekane-Stafford you're right boy

  • @Lurdiak
    @Lurdiak 2 года назад +81

    The crazy thing is, even though it felt like a tech demo at times for how empty the world was, I really vibed with the first assassin's creed. Sure it was stoic and boring but the main character had an arc and the conspiracies felt thought through and intelligent. Then we get to 2 and they like panicked and added 200 awful side missions, made the main character a sassy talk-backy guy while keeping everyone else boring, and slashed the story to ribbons so they could set up a million sequels.
    All they needed to do to was give us more people to kill.

    • @versatilelord8893
      @versatilelord8893 Год назад +7

      None of this is accurate
      Sounds like the assassins creed franchise just simply isn’t for you buddy

    • @QW-lm1ie
      @QW-lm1ie Год назад +6

      @@versatilelord8893 >t. purchaser of "time savers" for single player games

    • @farhanmahalludin
      @farhanmahalludin Год назад +2

      AC1 story + AC2 gameplay = A good AC game

    • @handsomejas105
      @handsomejas105 Год назад +5

      @@QW-lm1ie chad AAA game pirate >>>>

  • @MNMNT_OG
    @MNMNT_OG Год назад +3

    I like Assassin's Creed on the paper and everytime a new trailer gets released, I get excited. But soon as I play any game of the series, I get bored almost immediately. Something about it is just so annoying. I bought Black Flag yesterday and after playing for about 20 minutes, I quit the game because it just felt boring.

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 6 лет назад +1364

    My favorite part of Assassin's Creed Black Flag, is when it crashed during it's E3 Demo Reveal.

    • @madalenalopez9297
      @madalenalopez9297 5 лет назад +45

      xBluegamerx it did? Thats awesome.

    • @g_oduofthenorth9618
      @g_oduofthenorth9618 5 лет назад +64

      To be fair.... Uncharted 4 did too. Haven't played that game that game yet, but it seems to do well, probably because it does not involve walking slowly behind someone for several hours.

    • @g_oduofthenorth9618
      @g_oduofthenorth9618 5 лет назад

      I mean, it's definitely polarizing........... kinda like assassin's creed. Think it's safe to say, I've lost my point.

    • @emrickazor2610
      @emrickazor2610 5 лет назад +1

      WAIT IT DID!?!?!?!??!

    • @freedom8753
      @freedom8753 5 лет назад

      Punch Down King everyone has different tastes

  • @BootyBeef
    @BootyBeef 8 лет назад +818

    5k Dislikes? Geez, a lot of the AC fans appear to be oversensitive and asshurt about their boring ass games.

    • @johnmarston1970
      @johnmarston1970 8 лет назад +1

      ha

    • @XxjenscarlxX
      @XxjenscarlxX 8 лет назад +47

      +SuperBoxBeam Well if you actually were to watch a dude shittalk your favorite game for 5 minutes straight - i think most would leave a dislike xD I dont really think it's being oversensitive and/or asshurt, its probably pretty normal.. ;p

    • @rekai9858
      @rekai9858 8 лет назад +29

      +Jenscarl Eschen my fav game is league and I don't care if it gets shittalked, I don't get why you are so butthurt over someones opinion and that opinion being the truth, the AC franchise is just milking money just like CoD for example

    • @hankaoc9532
      @hankaoc9532 8 лет назад +7

      I am assassin creed fan but i still think this game is boring, ac2is the best

    • @wafflepiepancake
      @wafflepiepancake 8 лет назад +10

      +SuperBoxBeam I'm an AC fan (or used to be) and I agree with dunkey on everything. Imo brotherhood or AC2 were the best ones out of the series

  • @lorianindigo5556
    @lorianindigo5556 Год назад +12

    I love coming this comment section every once in a while just to argue with ass creed fans

  • @anthonyweller7954
    @anthonyweller7954 2 года назад +11

    Assassins creed was truly the first “strand” type

    • @hyphest09
      @hyphest09 2 года назад +1

      But...but Mario

  • @lazthegreat10
    @lazthegreat10 4 года назад +1485

    Assassin's Creed really makes you feel like a creed

  • @richardfelstead5218
    @richardfelstead5218 5 лет назад +7234

    I like assassin's creed but he makes a good point

    • @justvibin1087
      @justvibin1087 5 лет назад +519

      I like good point but he makes a assassins creed

    • @RandomPerson-oz9ck
      @RandomPerson-oz9ck 5 лет назад +80

      VerboseQuestion h A Ha vERY fUNnY !! 11!

    • @jom_and_terry
      @jom_and_terry 5 лет назад +88

      @@justvibin1087 2012 called, it wants its joke back

    • @justvibin1087
      @justvibin1087 5 лет назад +263

      Migz Loves you Joke back called, it wants its 2012 back.

    • @aidanmackniskas4524
      @aidanmackniskas4524 5 лет назад +58

      Richard Felstead sees a non toxic assassins creed fan in this comment section
      NANI

  • @Nomgoose
    @Nomgoose Месяц назад +3

    Thank god I'm not alone. I've been replaying ACII (I thought it was overhyped even back then) and could not for the life of me understand why it is still heralded as an S tier game. It's clunky. It's repetitive. It's more frustrating than it is fun. I've literally said out loud "I hate this game" numerous times as I was playing it before realizing how often I said it and ultimately put it down for good.
    The ONLY good thing about it is the music imo. That shit slaps.

  • @anonanon6764
    @anonanon6764 Год назад +1

    I am having a blast with Black Flag right now. After the initial story set up in Havana (probably can be done very fast, but I spent maybe 2 hours with optional stuff) you get your pirate ship, crew and freedom to just go cause whatever havoc and upgrade your ship.

  • @alphaamigo9688
    @alphaamigo9688 3 года назад +2447

    Note to self: Don't call Assassin's Creed a good franchise in videogamedunky's house.

    • @brukisbehindyou3031
      @brukisbehindyou3031 3 года назад +31

      Or just.. anywhere

    • @matrox1217
      @matrox1217 3 года назад +61

      @@brukisbehindyou3031 Personally I think that the franchise is good until origins and removing syndicate from the middle

    • @brukisbehindyou3031
      @brukisbehindyou3031 3 года назад +2

      @@matrox1217 I think so too:D

    • @motorhh
      @motorhh 3 года назад +21

      @@matrox1217 I like syndicate tho

    • @walterfarias5370
      @walterfarias5370 2 года назад +20

      @@matrox1217 i like origins tho

  • @r0a589
    @r0a589 3 года назад +717

    He is setting his expectations on games so high after playing bookworm deluxe too much.

    • @gilbertf.4400
      @gilbertf.4400 3 года назад +10

      BEEEEEEEEG YOOOOOSHIIIII!

    • @ellied6687
      @ellied6687 3 года назад +4

      big yoshi

    • @gilbertf.4400
      @gilbertf.4400 3 года назад +6

      @@ellied6687 BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

    • @freshpalm4473
      @freshpalm4473 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, he's sitting there

    • @abhishekraman8148
      @abhishekraman8148 3 года назад +1

      I mean he's just sitting there .
      I need the big one tho

  • @stuartreed944
    @stuartreed944 3 месяца назад +4

    Holy fuck. The contrast between AC and Uncharted should make Ubisoft developers' balls fall off in embarrassment! Four more "copy, paste" bullshit releases since this video too.

  • @ricniks4619
    @ricniks4619 Год назад +5

    This man is spitting facts Assassins Creed is super boring they just repeat the same thing over & over but just change the setting like the place the game is taking place or the time period.

  • @gjbsarmeri3957
    @gjbsarmeri3957 2 года назад +6260

    Assassin's Creed is one of those franchises that I played as a kid because it was open world, had cool graphics and lets not lie, you would feel like a badass. Jumping on roofs, parkouring, it was really cool. But as I got older, I realised, holy shit these games are so damn boring. When you get older you lose some of that immersiveness and you cannot really get INTO the game as you used to before when you were younger, goofier, more naive, etc. I think many people can understand my point of view.
    I think these games are PERFECT for people who just got into video games and people still have that "kid" spirit. I'm not saying that people who enjoy these games are childish, I'm saying that you really have to be immersed into these games to enjoy them.

    • @solidsnaake3046
      @solidsnaake3046 2 года назад +322

      I agree, that's one of the crappy things about growing up.
      Sometimes i wish i could just go back and experience videogames for the first time.

    • @JCDentonman
      @JCDentonman 2 года назад +300

      i dont think it has anything to do with growing up, but it's more about how many other video games have you played. I started gaming like 5 years ago, Assassins creed 2 and 4 are sum of my very first singleplayer games. The first time i experienced both of them, i was obsessed. But overtime i was exposed to more and more video games both older and newer than these two. After replaying them recently, i quickly realized at how shallow and boring ac actually is. The mechanics are just extremely simple, the level designs are laughable, the gameplay while had a neat original idea is poorly executed and extremely repetitive, buggy and unpolished mess n and of course, trailing mission.
      I think assassin creed is the embodiment of everything wrong with a lot of modern games. Trailing missions, lack of challenge, repetitiveness, lack of polish and more. I've played older games like halo, half life 1 n 2, classic gta trilogy, mario 64 and i had so much more fun than all of the assassins creed, even the ezio trilogy. They were fun games for your first playthrough but they didnt age quite well

    • @solidsnaake3046
      @solidsnaake3046 2 года назад +58

      @@JCDentonman You make a great point, but what i had in mind with "growing up" was because i am so familiar with games at that point, newer games don't seem to do it for me, they kinda feel repetitive. I kinda just miss the feeling when you play games without knowing what the heck you're doing.
      There are some games that definitely hold up and some that don't, nostalgia is kinda the thing that really shifts and it often lies
      I guess at the end of the day, it's entirely subjective.
      I just miss playing games the way i used to, but there definitely is value to playing games as a grown-up

    • @anhminhpham1746
      @anhminhpham1746 2 года назад +16

      Yep i know how you feel ,i used to be obssessed with this franchise cause of the badass designs and actions but it just gets repetitive really quick so now ubisoft is changing their formula to rpg and i can totally understand why they have to do that

    • @bradyhenricks6601
      @bradyhenricks6601 2 года назад +15

      I agree, which is why I think if they had just made 2 of them the novelty wouldn't have worn off as much and the legacy of Assassins Creed would be far different

  • @V_E_R_D_U_N
    @V_E_R_D_U_N 4 года назад +1429

    "Boring missions, repetitive gameplay, bad story, unskipable cutscenes"
    9.5/10 it has a little something for everyone.

    • @markzsiga1779
      @markzsiga1779 4 года назад +6

      From assassin's Creed III there are skipable cutscenes.

    • @ceeme6434
      @ceeme6434 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @michaeljames6737
      @michaeljames6737 4 года назад +12

      How you know it has a bad story if you skip cutscenes that's why most games don't do that it's like you don't fucking pay attention to the story I mean I hate the story in assassin's creed but wtf

    • @JoeMama-xo3hc
      @JoeMama-xo3hc 4 года назад

      Bro you are not play that game and say bad story.
      Or you are pla a game and skip al cutscanes and say "BAD STORY"
      You moroun

    • @michaeljames6737
      @michaeljames6737 4 года назад +3

      @@JoeMama-xo3hc that's what I said

  • @jakeeynick1369
    @jakeeynick1369 9 месяцев назад +6

    I will say, Assassin’s Creed has a really cool lore that I personally enjoy. But you’re right in terms of gameplay being hot doo doo water.
    I think that if they didn’t have Assassins Creed as a Fuckin’ annual game, and instead put a lot more thought into both crafting the plot and crafting the controls & gameplay overall, it would be a LOT better.

    • @dajoker8998
      @dajoker8998 9 месяцев назад +1

      They retconned everything

    • @jakeeynick1369
      @jakeeynick1369 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@dajoker8998
      Fuck

    • @lnd8622
      @lnd8622 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@dajoker8998hell nuh the combat of ac4 is far better than this ac mirage game

    • @lnd8622
      @lnd8622 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@jakeeynick1369😅😅😅

    • @dajoker8998
      @dajoker8998 7 месяцев назад

      @@lnd8622 who are you to say anything gay

  • @excaliburzx1134
    @excaliburzx1134 Год назад +2

    I had not played an Assassin’s Creed game till a buddy of mine gave me his copy of the first game since he had like a couple copies and it was fun for like the first maybe two or three hours, it took me quite a long while to actually bring myself to complete it and really after awhile, I just went around killing guards and civilians because I got bored of the story and missions

  • @nrnjn8547
    @nrnjn8547 2 года назад +2567

    Everytime you buy assassins creed. The game automatically buys the next game in the franchise. That is solely the reason why I have 9 assassins creed games. If you dont believe me, then oobisoft has bugged your mind

    • @kiwiwithmaio7713
      @kiwiwithmaio7713 2 года назад +66

      I still think the AC odyssey is nutts, I like something new and out of place but not a completely different experience, they literally disappeared with the parkour stuff and it's more an RPG than an Hitory mixed with unreality, and knowledge.

    • @jayelex2459
      @jayelex2459 2 года назад +200

      One of the worst received because of a bad launch and glitches. Movement, parkour and stealth is smooth and badass, the world is beautiful and the story is great (in my opinion).

    • @AGamer0515
      @AGamer0515 2 года назад +37

      @@jayelex2459 yeah and ac 4’s naval combat and story is good. Though I still agree with every thing dunky said

    • @yaswantha.1468
      @yaswantha.1468 2 года назад +11

      @@AGamer0515 the trailing missions in AC FEELS repetitive and frustating

    • @tacticalmelon
      @tacticalmelon 2 года назад +31

      Yeah AC Unity is definitely the most underrated one. Main reason people hated it was because it had a few glitches at launch which mainly got patched out from what I’ve seen and played.

  • @omega5159
    @omega5159 3 года назад +1724

    SCREW DUNKEY! THIS IS WHY I NEVER COME TO HIM FOR REVIEWS!
    -guy who is currently watching dunkey for reviews

    • @logana1507
      @logana1507 3 года назад +53

      HOW DARE HE SHARE HIS...OPINION

    • @BraveMoji
      @BraveMoji 3 года назад +14

      Nice reference to his IGN video. This is a good comment and it’s not from a twelve year old who loves assassins creed. Love u man.

    • @twinp9036
      @twinp9036 3 года назад +3

      Yea I'm with blaziken knight

    • @garylevine3521
      @garylevine3521 2 года назад +1

      To be honest I don’t watch him for the reviews. I just want to see if he makes a funny joke.

    • @lightningcrush7795
      @lightningcrush7795 2 года назад +1

      @@BraveMoji i like a few of the assassins creed games like black flag is good it is in a good place it has good boat fighting and its also fun to mess around assassins creed 2 is pretty fun to and origins is but there are a few games that fit donkeys description

  • @Pal6283
    @Pal6283 Год назад +9

    As an assassins creed player that plays every game. I completely agree

  • @rotyboty7046
    @rotyboty7046 7 месяцев назад +4

    I’m not the biggest ac fan but ac origins is the game that got me into gaming. I totally agree all the animus bs really does pull you out of the experience

    • @lnd8622
      @lnd8622 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ac origins is literally the worst game of the ac games😅😅wtf

    • @SheeshKebaab
      @SheeshKebaab 7 месяцев назад

      @@lnd8622correction: assassins creed valhalla is the worst one, origins is actually way better

  • @Gdig728
    @Gdig728 4 года назад +3083

    The 2 worst things of ac
    Trailing
    And going into real life

    • @michaeljames6737
      @michaeljames6737 4 года назад +5

      Nah at least if you take me on a mission when I exit out not talk go back in

    • @teneesh3376
      @teneesh3376 4 года назад +22

      Now don't forgot season passes and forced microtransactions

    • @Jandos47
      @Jandos47 4 года назад +1

      I seriously don’t get how this game was just a hot hit with a movie and a buncha games I always hated this game

    • @teneesh3376
      @teneesh3376 4 года назад +24

      @@Jandos47 when playing this when I was younger, I was blown away by the climbing. I thought it was so cool you could climb these buildings. It meant it gave you so much freedom.
      Again, when I was younger. Now I see the climbing a really boring thing to do. It's great you can scale these buildings, but it requires zero skill now. The ones that had the grasp mechanic requires a little skill. But then they took the mechanic away. So now you are at the mercy of the game with what you grab. The combat was flashy enough for a 10 year old, but it is painfully mediocre. Being precanned animation based and not hitbox based. With enemies waiting until you finished killing their allies
      With how origins climbing was layed out, I thought it was going to be like mirror's edge but with a grasp button. But nope. It's just super automated. They stream lined it but took away all the options you had in previous games, and I fuckin hate that. I wanted all the traversal options of brotherhood, but the intuative layout of mirror's edge

    • @anrijsc1037
      @anrijsc1037 4 года назад +1

      @@teneesh3376 How after they forced?

  • @nsei8526
    @nsei8526 3 года назад +1775

    This is a stealth game franchise and in most of the games u can't even crouch.

    • @BraveMoji
      @BraveMoji 3 года назад +104

      Stealth games can be fun. This one is not

    • @jacoby7036
      @jacoby7036 3 года назад +128

      If you want a good stealth game I’d recommend Metal Gear.

    • @distilledbrainstem7364
      @distilledbrainstem7364 3 года назад +40

      True the first games are more focused and marketed as 'social stealth' where hiding in plain sight around crowds/hiding spots is more effective than sneaking around so It makes stealth frustrating sometimes. I still love the early games especially the ezio trilogy for what it is

    • @itzmrinyy7484
      @itzmrinyy7484 2 года назад +32

      Well, for the early games I'd forgive them mostly because it's not needed. Stealth in AC isn't about crawling around a big enemy base with brain-dead guards who can't see human figures inside a bush, it's about hiding amongst the crowd and finding a quick and clean way to assassinate your target

    • @anonnona6940
      @anonnona6940 2 года назад +5

      Splinter Cell has good stealth

  • @J99___
    @J99___ Год назад +2

    I’m an AC fan and I agree with a lot of the criticisms. Honestly I never cared much for the Desmond plot or the “modern era” sections where the templars are trying to do shit. I also definitely agree that missions in certain games can get stale.
    However, I feel AC has tons of pros to. My personal favorite entries are black flag, AC2, unity, and origins. I feel those games all had pros that balanced their cons. Like with AC4 Edward was awesome, his story was great and developed, and the actual gameplay missions (not the stalking ones, god those suck) were very fun. AC as a franchise is one I feel has LOW lows, but also HIGH highs. It goes from one extreme to the next.

  • @bigsaft8100
    @bigsaft8100 Год назад +20

    I come back to this video after every new AC game and god damn it Dunkey was just spitting facts. Got Valhalla with my ps5, 2 hours playtime and back in the box, RIP the glory days of brotherhood.

  • @SpunkyDunk
    @SpunkyDunk 6 лет назад +3353

    Assassin’s Creed: Miami
    Assassin’s Creed: Outer Space
    Assassin’s Creed: Taxes

    • @xwizzard
      @xwizzard 6 лет назад +70

      Assassin's Creed: CRRRRAZY TAXI!

    • @netcrns
      @netcrns 6 лет назад +31

      >Miami
      I'd play it

    • @J.Skyler
      @J.Skyler 6 лет назад +25

      Assassin’s Creed: Electric Boogaloo

    • @Diamondblade1331
      @Diamondblade1331 6 лет назад +16

      Assassin's Creed: Battlefront

    • @Tom.Ireland
      @Tom.Ireland 6 лет назад +7

      Assassin's creed: far cry

  • @Dante-ny4sk
    @Dante-ny4sk 4 года назад +2151

    Dunkey you fool you just don’t understand that assassins creed is the first true strand type game Americans can’t possibly understand

  • @macdonaldchaboka6117
    @macdonaldchaboka6117 2 года назад +5

    Who else is rewatching donkey videos because there just isn't enough of them out and takes forever for him to put out a new video

  • @ChristianFrates1997
    @ChristianFrates1997 11 месяцев назад +7

    Sly Cooper is better than Assassin’s Creed.

  • @iReima
    @iReima 7 лет назад +1428

    a 8 hour game that is all good and still feels like this game would be dishonored

    • @L_Law
      @L_Law 7 лет назад +66

      Dis honored is amazing

    • @afrochickenboy
      @afrochickenboy 7 лет назад +320

      TheMuhka wOAh, look out for this guy, he's a real badass

    • @L_Law
      @L_Law 7 лет назад +109

      TheMuhka you're just pissed people are trashing on assasins creed

    • @L_Law
      @L_Law 7 лет назад +50

      TheMuhka hahaha i guessed right

    • @RandemFellow
      @RandemFellow 7 лет назад +8

      TheMuhka
      what makes a good stealth game?

  • @WrathOfTheAxolotl
    @WrathOfTheAxolotl 3 года назад +1332

    I was playing though AC4 recently and hated the real world sections with a passion. why am I here? I was being a pirate a few minutes ago. Why have I been taken away from BEING A PIRATE so I can... *checks notes* play a bad office sim. It's like playing dishonored then someone pausing the game for 30 minutes while they make you do someone else's taxes.

    • @abdullayaser700
      @abdullayaser700 3 года назад +20

      Take you of the immersion I know even though the real world story is not bad and it link games with each other like watch dogs and newer Assassin creed games but still is it necessary but the way I see it you are playing as pirate in the moment I am not in a simulation

    • @aidanl2324
      @aidanl2324 3 года назад +40

      Abdulla Yaser Exactly. It’s a fun game, but it’s whole story revolves around taking you out of the immersion. It’s flawed, and they need to abandon it.

    • @Luis-yy2fs
      @Luis-yy2fs 3 года назад +16

      Abdulla Yaser I agree, I don’t wanna know that nothing I do matters because it’s a simulation and focus on the story missions. My mans a pirate ima do wtf I want and collect stuff and do side missions

    • @shadow17891
      @shadow17891 3 года назад +3

      You know why it reverted to an office sim for the present story? Bc ppl complained about having Desmond nd the present day storyline so they killed him off nd now they have half the game it used to be. The lore and the story is what made it so unique compared to other games. The newer games still have amazing moments and gameplay but I dont care about the characters anymore bc the point of the original games is that the animus showed the ancestors life and let you experience it, the characters had actual depth to them instead of the later games. I miss what the series had with Desmond and my favorite assassin, ezio auditore da Firenze. But I still enjoy the extra effects and gameplay mechanics each new ac brings. Hopefully at some point a samurai assassins creed in feudal Japan. But pls never bring multiplayer back.

    • @rohanzaman2284
      @rohanzaman2284 3 года назад +3

      I had the same experience last year when I played it again. I can talk about the first time you get in as an argument that it was approved by a businessman to make more repetitions. However, it was constantly taking me away from the game just when I get deep into the story. I didn’t pay $60 to see some boring inside drama stuff which I don’t even care. When this happened the third time, it just killed my mood of playing it and I didn’t complete the game because of this. I remember it interrupting when I played first, but after this video and my reduced patience, I couldn’t bother to finish the game.

  • @JamelHicks
    @JamelHicks Год назад +2

    I’m late af….but is that music from the Emperors New Grove video game I hear?!?!

  • @drackyslime
    @drackyslime Месяц назад +1

    I was playing wild arms while listening to this in the background and the music at the start made me think my game was duplicating its sound or something

  • @kevinwadia3325
    @kevinwadia3325 3 года назад +1010

    I came here to find the "Assassins creed is a good franchise" comment...

    • @Naij_
      @Naij_ 3 года назад +65

      AC is a masterpiece franchise

    • @MaddenedInvader
      @MaddenedInvader 3 года назад +6

      Sort by new

    • @texasbeaver8188
      @texasbeaver8188 3 года назад +70

      I came to see if there actually was a JonTron comment that said: "Fuck you dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are black"

    • @Mr.Dew0527
      @Mr.Dew0527 3 года назад

      Me to

    • @echelon1014
      @echelon1014 3 года назад

      @@Naij_ not really

  • @derwydd5703
    @derwydd5703 8 лет назад +1011

    I thought it was Money Collector's Creed
    Edit : If you keep telling me to put Greed
    I will *Assassin('s) Greed*

    • @derwydd5703
      @derwydd5703 8 лет назад +2

      ***** Maybe

    • @fryasthereal
      @fryasthereal 8 лет назад +3

      Cryeed*

    • @gianfra1123
      @gianfra1123 8 лет назад

      +Enrique García Bravo Yee

    • @clusterluck
      @clusterluck 8 лет назад +1

      +Enrique García Bravo Assassins Greed

    • @JukeTD
      @JukeTD 8 лет назад

      +Enrique García Bravo So thats what MCC was

  • @SkyHighMelody
    @SkyHighMelody Год назад +3

    Spending 4.4 hours getting through the intro in AC3 in order to play as Connor, is what got me here.
    GOD i hated every minute except the combat missions, but again, i didn´t care, because i didn´t want to play as haytham, i had seen the story before, i don´t caaaare i just want to play adult connor and go blow shit up.
    Then I finally had it when i had climbed trees to get feathers, planted snares to kill animals (im vegan) then killed deers and finally when i did all that connors friend asks me "can we go back to the village now?" and my character just outright says "No we still need to gather more meat and pelts" FUUUUCK
    PING new missions, kill 5 deer, 3 foxes and 2 rabbits, OPTIONAL sneak up on 2 deer, OPTIONAL catch 2 deer with bare hands.
    Im like, BYE!
    I can´t believe i used to like this game. The story is okay, but if you really look at the way it plays out. You can make huge noise, blow up stuff, and 30 meters away none of the redcoats notice it.
    You can kill 5 people in a fort and steal their maps and they still carry out the plans without adapting to the guy whom obviously knows what they´re doing and has a plan to do some stuff.
    Also, the game kills you every single time you fail even a little bit, instead of making the gameplay adaptive. Oh shit i got seen, so i guess ill have to charge through to get to the character i need to assasinate? But no, "you failed, try again" how very fun.

  • @TheLastRelevantSage2
    @TheLastRelevantSage2 2 года назад +5

    I hated Assassin's Creed right from the beginning. Don't think I even played one hour and then brought it right back to the rental store. POS game.

  • @SourceFedNERD
    @SourceFedNERD 8 лет назад +4997

    Wow. I mean...he nailed it.

    • @tyewilliams7113
      @tyewilliams7113 8 лет назад +21

      +SourceFedNERD He nailed that last nail in the asssscreed

    • @ikbennomad
      @ikbennomad 8 лет назад +3

      +SourceFedNERD I just came from watching a video on SFNerd and I was really confused to see this comment. Also, I love you guys.

    • @pman2434
      @pman2434 8 лет назад +4

      +SourceFedNERD to a cross... fuckin savage

    • @kingtiger533
      @kingtiger533 6 лет назад +6

      No he didn't

    • @milanbleach
      @milanbleach 6 лет назад +7

      rip

  • @CrissSpirit
    @CrissSpirit 5 лет назад +2522

    To be honest, I am a huge fan of the Assassin's Creed franchise. But man. I LOVED how you took a shit on this game. For real. It was funny and true and I really had a good laugh, even if I like the games. Kudos, man!

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi 5 лет назад +11

      @@abhisekmukherjee8621 I dunno, other than the in-game purchases, Origins was great for me.

    • @morningprince3626
      @morningprince3626 5 лет назад +19

      @@abhisekmukherjee8621 I've played all AC's from 1-4 and now I'm playing Odyssey (abt 65h in). I fucking love Odyssey, one of my fav games of all time, but I see your point (but since since I pirate everything micro transactions don't bother me, even though it's cancer)

    • @mikeoxlong567
      @mikeoxlong567 5 лет назад +3

      @@morningprince3626 yeah i agree odyssey fixed everything wrong with the games for me

    • @leroypillay2399
      @leroypillay2399 5 лет назад +1

      Meh I only liked ac3 and 4, haven't gotten origins or oddysey yet.

    • @yorickmori7735
      @yorickmori7735 5 лет назад +2

      @@leroypillay2399 dont get them. They are shit

  • @doktorfish6143
    @doktorfish6143 9 месяцев назад +4

    Coming back to these dunkey ac videos because I recently picked up the franchise starting with unity like a month ago. I wanted an explanation for why syndicate felt boring af, why ac 2 feels interesting but a little slow, and why unity was so much fun despite other people I know (and dont know) praising any ac game that wasnt unity. The fact that dunkey is calling out ac 2 for being mid has woke me up to an unfortunate reality: these games have different stories, but the same fuckin way to experience the stories. And unity was the only one that was unique in a way that actually played off of the stealth, combat and parkour in a way that was mutually benefitial. Arno was much more fun and immersive when playing as a badass rogue assassin following a conspiracy in the french revolution with a love interest of the opposite faction because the stealth and combat matched that. Parkour, stealth and combat were all refined with a versatile toolkit in a cluttered open world that was perfectly suited for parkour, the side missions were unique and interesting, the coop fit seamlessly into the lore, and despite its flaws it became a really fun experience for me. The flaws of Unity are all the ways its similar to the other games, and I'm unfortunately realizing what everyone else already knows: Ubisoft will never intentionally make a well designed game out of ac. They would much rather use the franchise to make completely unrelated historical action games because that leaves things open ended enough for them to utilize a massively over-selling franchise to follow extremely basic trends in open-world action gaming and monetize tf out of it. The french revolution just happened to be an extremely good setting to create an overly-dramatic action espionage parkour game. Unless they utilize similar settings throughout history, that likely wont happen again. I want that one in china to be fully fledged 3d game damnit.

  • @criticalhitentertainment
    @criticalhitentertainment 2 месяца назад +5

    Take that AC meat riders! Dunkey's videos no longer have dislikes!