Microsoft Sucks

Microsoft hit the big time when Bill Gates stole all the good ideas that Steve Jobs stole from actual talented people.
feat. / oneyng

[@Deltarii]

Now Nintendo is charging money to play Online.
Thank You Microsoft.

[@Migot1993]

so if Nintendo want money for multip[layer so for me Nintendo is that same company what MS.

[@suavepilled7647]

atleast it isn't fucking 50 months a nanosecond and their servers actually work

[@geoleavitt10]

It's only $20 a year, includes cloud saves, and a wide, growing selection of NES games with online multiplayer. Beats XBox's $20 a month that was in place last I checked.

[@HolyPetRel]

@@geoleavitt10 oh and also snes games, and probably more console titles as well.

[@germandragon8664]

My Problem with Nintendo is that how they try to kill all traces of the Wii U with the "Switch".
First of all: the ports from the wii u to the switch.
Kid: Dad, why does every game has "deluxe edition" written all over it?
Dad: Do you want the game now which is the same game of an console nobody wants talk about none reason, just with new content which could have been practical as an 10 Dollars DLC?
Second: Why the hell are the newest Title so frking boring, still so overhyped?
Odyssey and BotW were like so empty (dispite being open world level) and not really benefictial at all for the main story,
Fifa? Underflail(got to admit, the music is cool)? FARTNITE?!!?!?!
Third: minor things.
Look at the Wii U, in the menu you are getting greeted by a frking Mii you have created,
many other miis from other players rush in to fill the empty Menu, then the Options, Icons, Games, ETC
pops in.(When you have your birthday set, the wii U even gratulates you with a rebate coupon)
And the Switch?
I felt like they copy/pasted the nintendo DS menu just enlarged HD texture.

[@sasaki8765]

This video has aged extremely well.

[@liltree8382]

Sasaki Nah like my song says Fuck PlayStation🔫🔫🔫

[@demogaming8895]

@@liltree8382 Yeah fuck playstation.

[@elpibelol5005]

@@liltree8382 Being an xbox fan is the same as being gay

[@liltree8382]

TheMasterofGames 💯Facts

[@liltree8382]

j 😡🤬PlayStation rhymes with Gaystation

[@jacksonbell3458]

This video continues to age like fine wine

[@vidgamarr5126]

Gabe Newell: “We want to continue growing the community by releasing free updates”
Microsoft: wait, that’s *illegal*

[@iskolya4136]

thats the reason why tf2 dont have updates

[@sunnysidedown404]

Don't worry they have people with gambling addictions funding them
...maybe it's good people aren't following in VALVe's direction

[@miamor6460]

@@iskolya4136 Let it go dude, 17 years of throughout update.

[@flamingo_with_tophat296]

@@miamor6460they could just put a little anti cheat in there wouldn’t be that hard tbh, I mean they’re still profiting and people are still playing

[@Abatteries]

Wrong! You are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye!
-Microsoft

[@empress_0]

What video that have this quote? I forgot

[@agenericguy1014]

Nobody Care “Game critics” or something

[@Abatteries]

Nobody Care game critics part 2

[@zdzxyd8001]

Nobody cares to you we love microsoft lol u know microsoft owns x box lol ur noob

[@geraldolshaker5535]

Microsoft bot #0103040 likes this comment

[@vansdan.]

ever notice how you never see ants and microsoft in the same room?

[@kiki4910]

Except on the credits for antz

[@kake2978]

🤯

[@theamazingguy150]

Also noticed how ants sometimes go inside your Xbox.

[@andymcclurg9916]

Simple. Microsoft is run by a DVD copy of Antz, just sitting in a chair.

[@shrekt8386]

You do. Just look at the execs.

[@Skyace13]

This is for all the people who are excited about Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard

[@wspencerwatkins]

Thanks, I was trying to remember throughout the whole video what I had heard Microsoft was acquiring recently. Blizzard has been so insanely corruptly corporate already for the past 10 or 15 years maybe it’ll cancel out somehow

[@brown-eyedcheese5440]

Jaguarp80 No no no, this is capitalism, the problem will only compound

[@JohnRock.357]

Yes, they changed CEO and got better than Sony.

[@ivanayala3402]

@@JohnRock.357 nah we still got better exclusive’s

[@JohnRock.357]

@@ivanayala3402 70 dollars for a story mode vs 500 games with only 10 dollars

[@poperat]

these old dunkey videos never fail to get a laugh out of me even after seeing them so many times

[@Reed5016]

Same.

[@s1ndrome117]

That's why i trust Soulja boy Console

[@tristanmapusaga5269]

Exactly

[@xenobestx8423]

Exactly

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

Exactly

[@neobro234]

Exactly

[@Saturn005]

Exactly

[@SkilletTom]

MICRO - SMALL
ANTS ARE SMALL

[@gardeningniceperson]

+-T S- coincidence? I think not

[@peacefulltoucan]

+-T S- SOFT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *HARD*
GETTING AN XBOX TO ACTUALLY WORK IS *HARD*
*IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!*

[@IrulewithLucas]

+LunarKestrel Well, the guy who originally created it was rich.

[@dbonerr]

+-T S- SOFT - SOFT
ANT BITES ARE SOFT

[@micnor14]

+Dawn Smith Someone should make a competitor company called "Macrohard" or "Megaha..." never mind.

[@johnnybaxter1953]

It’s amazing how almost every issue you mentioned is still prevalent 6 years later... everything this shit company touch turns to dust

[@-tweeomoz-1786]

Just like EA, the shittier versions of King Midas

[@jjthejetplane11]

RIGHT?!?

[@matthewmellott1856]

I swear I watch this video once a year for a laugh and you’re not wrong buddy

[@Cecil_Augus]

@@matthewmellott1856 Microsoft is the fucking worst company of all of them. It's just ridiculous. Everything sucks. *E v e r y l i t t l e f u c k i n g t h i n g s u c k s*

[@stepladder3257]

That’s why I laugh at the New Vegas fanboys that say they will make Obsidian make NV 2

[@reynaldoalvarez8457]

Microsoft would sell a dlc to a game you can’t even buy anymore

[@cheesychester]

They're greedy asf

[@trickyy5738]

Microsoft: just do your thing
Dunkey: *does his thing*
Microsoft: you weren’t supposed to do that

[@SomeGuy-my7en]

*supposed, just saying :)

[@Unfortunatelydead.]

@@SomeGuy-my7en cool name :)

[@manalsaad2430]

I'm you're 666th like

[@TheObiareus]

TBF, if a company is paying you money to advertise their game, it’s probably good practice to not shit on it, despite whatever the company told you.
Dunkey has made plenty of hilarious videos on terrible games in the past without shitting on them, it’s likely it wouldn’t have been too hard for him to do it when MS was literally paying him to do so.
The rest of the arguments in this video are completely valid, and Microsoft deserves getting shit for lots of reasons, but in this case i think dunkey just made a mistake.

[@trickyy5738]

TribuneAquila They should’ve known how he acts in his videos, he’s completely honest in his reviews and he’ll completely shit on a game if he wants to no matter if there is money in it or not, he’s not like IGN where they get a couple thousand dollars and give the game a 9/10

[@Paul-dh3cg]

I always forget that this was made in 2015 until he says
“ but it’s 2015 now”

[@aye2you]

Same bruh

[@Hyderomastgroningem0]

Fuck me... Stephen Colbert was right...

[@Akunai_]

1:27

[@atamir8339]

I didn’t notice this and still went yea this is 2015 🤣

[@daseapickleofjustice7231]

Dam it's been 6 years, I don't like time

[@zeitxgeist]

I remember my first RROD call with support:
"dont stand it vertically, it's not made for that"
"it's literally like that in every commercial in use!"
"yes"
I shit you not

[@cowicial5674]

wtffff 😂😂😂😂

[@yoshimallow_5121]

10/10 Michaelsoft Support

[@dauntedcacti3713]

How does one video age better than wine?

[@doomjuan]

5 years later..... everybody is doing paid online multiplayer, including Nintendo :( this is why Steam is better

[@JohnBread69]

heh not PC lol
hybrid masterrace

[@doomjuan]

John Bread hehe

[@willblaikie8130]

Cuz its fucking Japan.

[@pesterosa100]

i came here because I found ants living on my desktop lmao

[@MrVectorMV]

@@pesterosa100 members of Microsoft came to fuck you over.

[@cali7056]

microsoft: yeah, just do what you normally do!
microsoft after criticism: *D E A T H*

[@Theultimatechef233]

Microsoft: YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR MINECOINS FOR MAPS
ME: I will fucking kill you I would rather use mcpedl

[@nernguan1817]

yeah he did the right thing, if it was me, i rather be a homeless than getting 1 million dolar from microsoft

[@ajemajh]

@@Theultimatechef233 boi we use brains

[@richardo188]

I am your 1000th like you are welcome

[@Jose-wy5pg]

@@Theultimatechef233 Microsoft didn’t even do that it was Mojang and 4J Microsoft doesn’t do shit with Minecraft they just own Mojang which owns Minecraft

[@JMAR_GAMES]

It’s 2024 and Microsoft has only gotten worse

[@gooseking2780]

Dunky: "Microsoft has the worst live service." Nintendo: Hold my beer.

[@wompastompa3692]

At least Nintendo lets you play your offline single player games if their servers shit the bed. It ain't much, but it's something.

[@basilplushie2534]

@@ezanawright7971 temporary or permanent?

[@willwunsche6940]

@@ezanawright7971 Fun fact way back in the day when internet was more expensive the Nintendo DS had voice chat natively in the console on Pokemon Diamond and Pearl when you met up with friends in game and it was free. Nintendo has regressed

[@luminosity01]

@@ezanawright7971 That's a different arguments, also xbox offers gamepass which blows nso system out of the water again

[@wubbers662]

@@luminosity01 Didn't they just raise Gamepass' price for some reason (or are planning on it)?
Not saying its bad, but it is starting to reach a point where they've put all they've could put on Gamepass, and we are starting to get filler. If the FTC doesn't block the deal, then it might be fine.

[@OddworldCrash]

"just do your thing" and then they get mad about your kind of humor?
Wow, just wow...

[@okapi_q]

I mean, to be completely fair... The deal was, they were going to pay Dunkey to promote their game. Dunkey took the game and explicitly told people not to buy it.
I'm not a Microsoft fan, but there is a difference between allowing your client to use their own style of humor to promote your product, and letting your client tell people that the product they're being paid to support is garbage.

[@Witnessretire]

+Crump I think they should have said that he couldn't make fun of the product instead of them assuming that the person promoting it just to say they enjoy the game but hey maybe I'm dumb

[@StoneAgedQ]

Not once in that video did he tell people to not buy it

[@airzingis1169]

Yeah, there's no way Dunkey legitimately though that Microsoft would be cool with him bashing their game.

[@annoying5andy]

"These people must have beaten this BORING ASS GAME". They were triggered and they cut off the deal.

[@abruptfury9920]

But ants are more productive than Microsoft. This is an insult to ants.

[@melodolic9908]

😂😂😂😂

[@ScamOne]

ur right, sony managed to make the stellar emoji and smurf films

[@ScamOne]

microsoft just made fable, those guys are pretty gay

[@boldizsarfekete7576]

Ants are fascinating. Despite their size, the more you look at them, the more amazed you'll get by them, because they are such a well functioning society, despite them being a group of bugs that aren't really evolutionarily advanced.
Microsoft is the opposite of that. The more you look at them, the less you want to see

[@kazzycovid6236]

@@ScamOne indeed they did they also managed to make into the spider-verse

[@Halonyr]

This video has aged even better.

[@LordXaedin_AltAccount]

its so sad how true it is. 😔

[@j0s3ph61]

Seems like it will continue to age. Doesn't help that these companies seems to be one-upping each other on who can make the worst decisions.

[@miimonkii5852]

7 years later, it still holds up.

[@parknplay8328]

I still get shocked every time I rewatch it and he says "it's 2015 now"

[@ethanlozada4470]

Never had these problems with the Gameboy

[@ethanlozada4470]

*GameCube

[@Raikeran]

GameCube is life

[@geico105]

+Cat Life
You can play Malleo Kawrt Dubble Dish onlyne ya nigga

[@ethanlozada4470]

+Cat Life It's a joke dude

[@wozz7771]

+Ethan Lozada look at their channel, he/she is obvoously 11 and cant notice sarcasm

[@MadShenans]

5 years and 14M views later...I wonder if it was worth taking 2 months of donkley’s rent?!

[@alazyman7283]

u think michaelsoft cares?

[@Chosenlawman]

@@alazyman7283 I mean that’s not much money relatively speaking and this video has been seen by millions so they did this to themselves

[@alazyman7283]

@3rd Way does this video make less people to buy xbox?No!U still buy xbox because ur friends have them

[@alazyman7283]

@3rd Way this amount of damage means nothing to michalesoft

[@Camustang]

@3rd Way You don't have to be crazy to think this video didn't hurt them. In absolute terms, maybe it hurt them. In relative terms, it really didn't.
But even in absolute terms, people watch Dunkey's videos for a laugh. If you seriously think a significant amount of people watched this video and thought "Oh yeah, that's it, a company did something terrible to Dunkey, I'm going to boycott them on his behalf" then you have some interesting notions about human behaviour. Most people are familiar with the idea that big companies are simply shady. It doesn't mean they do anything about it. They watch, laugh, and move on. Especially if the video isn't a call to action, and it's not.
Even if you wanted to do anything, what would it be? Unless you're a mac user, you're not going to boycott their OS (admittedly if you're a mac user, you were already boycotting their OS). Unless your friends don't have a Xbox, you're not going to boytcott that, either. So what are you going to boycott, really? Nothing, as I see it.
Microsoft has stakes in so many things that even if you did want to boycott them, you'd probably be supporting them without realizing it.
So no, really, you'd have to be crazy to think this hurt them, buddy.

[@awesomo7777]

This is one of Dunkey's realest and most cutting videos. He calls out the corporate scam bullshit that Microsoft does on a daily basis. The soft people at Micro(dick)soft continue these practices in broad daylight without shame. Of course Dunko still includes his signature humor to lighten the mood, but his language gives away the fact that he really feels strongly about these subjects, and he doesn't pull any punches. Big respect for big Donk.

[@ryanc5572]

5 years later and I still applaud you for being honest in your review about their game. Almost none of these influences now would dare.

[@alfredosojr]

that part around 2:20 when he said "thank you for inspiring your competitors to sink to your level". That was some deep shit right there. I felt that

[@eveningrice]

What does your comment even mean

[@sweetmelon3365]

Kind of think Apple does. Remove basic accessories and make customers pay for them all

[@alfredosojr]

@@eveningrice my comment was expressing the agreeableness of dunkeys statement

[@zojirushi1]

Also applies with Nintendo switch online ugh

[@GraveRobbertt]

Lmao faux deep commentary.

[@JCstock]

Let's take a deeper dive into this though...
Micro = Small
Soft = Fragile
Ants are small and fragile.
Xbox goes from Xbox, to 360, to 1. Ants can't count.
Why an x BOX? To trap humans inside a machine of games, similar to how humans trap ants in ant farms. Look at the design of an xbox. It has the same dimensions as an ant farm.

[@kohnjfennedy4627]

JCstock this deserves more likes

[@zeppo2240]

I really hope the Dunk has seen this comment

[@SomeoneTookRallo]

Underrated

[@krowpan799]

r/i’m14andthisisdeep

[@lordflako5324]

so microsoft is run by peepeeheads!

[@strawhateli23]

Still love that Dunky didn’t fake his content with the Microsoft contract videos. Stayed true to himself

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

They’ve also been weighing down Mojang with Bedrock Edition and recently killed the company who made Hi-Fi Rush.

[@jupiter9099]

You forgot to mention Microsoft was also responsible for the death of Rare.

[@Pikayumyums]

+Savage _Tv Rare used to make quality games back in the day, like N64 era. Donkey Kongs, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Diddy Kong Racing, etc. They were a great studio and second party developer for Nintendo. Then Microsoft bought them off and they've been reduced to essentially a shovelware company that's nothing more than an empty shell of what they used to be. This is most likely because of Microsoft's management over them, which in turn lead to a lot of good talent leaving, which made Rare become even shittier.

[@PublicEnemy04]

+Jupiter9099 Microsoft is secretly run by Vidya-Daiz.

[@alexiz0013]

+Jupiter9099 yes omg I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I mean, the old Donkey Kong games were life. I still have them and they meant so much to my childhood. How can the developer responsible for such masterpieces be condemned to making what...Kinect games? They must be satan...

[@chenjacobs7074]

+Jupiter9099 Actually, bad business decisions are mostly to blame for Rare's demise. To be perfectly frank, Conquers Bad Fur Day is quite possibly the most unsuccessful game Rare ever put out. And, that's saying a lot considering Donkey Kong 64 actually lost money for Rare as a result of designing the game the way they did, because of the whole Expansion Pack curfufle.
So yeah, you cannot blame Microsoft for that at all. Microsoft cleaned up after Rare had basically gone completely out of business. Top it off, Rare's final projects were terrible. They made consistently bad decisions left and right for years.

[@tendernuggetz6896]

+Jupiter9099 Rare was already losing their edge before Microsoft picked them up, you can't blame them for that. Starfox Adventures anyone? Plus, they did manage to put out a couple gems on the 360.

[@mandycraft706]

Is it dunkeys goal to destroy all the shitty video game companies, first riot, now Microsoft

[@MrDylan9023]

THEN KONAMI

[@mandycraft706]

Then EA

[@markdonkor5409]

Exactly how is riot shitty? I mean they aren't perfect but they really put forth to please the fanbase but you can't make them all happy so whatever.

[@VoidSixx]

+Mark Donkor I take it you didn't watch dunkeys quitting LoL video?

[@markdonkor5409]

+AirCommando12 I did watch it and while I agree that they could have handled it far better than they did, there is no doubt in my mind dunkey is also at fault.

[@nicolasestrem]

This video aged extremely well

[@johnax4124]

Yep

[@scroti2042]

To add on to exhibit Z: The Final Fuckening (5:24)
When Castle Crashers was released, Playable characters such as the King, Open Faced Gray Knight, Evil Cultist, and the Necromancer were all unlocked by completing certain levels on the Insane Difficulty (For Example, you got the Necromancer once you finish the industrial castle)
However, Microsoft decided that for the Xbox 360 version of the game, you had to purchase a Character Pack using the Microsoft Points (remember the 400 for 5$ bullshit?)
The reason why this was stupid was because that meant all profits were going directly to Microsoft rather than the Behemoth; who had publicly stated that all their DLC revenue made from the Pink Knight and Blacksmith packs would have gone to a charity to stop Breast Cancer.
So yeah, fuck Microsoft.

[@rikovladimir8655]

damn

[@wordcroutons]

Similar fuckery happened with Bastion's extra challenge "Stranger's Dream." They were forced to charge a dollar for DLC that was free for PC users.

[@floater7082]

WTF???? When me and my brothers got our xbox(which was used by another guy) we didn't have to pay for character packs. Damn didn't know that people had to pay because I love that game :/

[@scroti2042]

Naval
They did make pink knight free but that was about it, everyone else, including the blacksmith (which was an actual dlc character for all platforms), weren’t though, thankfully the remastered edition doesn’t pull this shit but it’s still unfortunate that the 360 did

[@Raphsophomes]

Jesus christ. That's like blatently evil.

[@xTHIRDHORSEMANx]

They sent me a completely different 360 when I sent mine in.
My Xbox had an HDMI port and the one they sent me back didn’t

[@spikefallyt3350]

Wow...

[@derineka]

How are you supposed to use the Xbox without an HDMI port? Why are consoles like that even made? Wth? Microsoft really just sent you a brick. Sorry to hear

[@spikefallyt3350]

@@derineka boi... AV exists..

[@spikefallyt3350]

@@derineka aka RCA

[@derineka]

@@spikefallyt3350 Oh yeah! I forgot about AC cords, my bad

[@Cobalt8138]

This video aged like fine wine .

[@bearpoop720]

No it didn't, just stop acting like everything this guy says is true, he says a lot of bullshit which people love to believe.

[@rustygun1]

8 years later in 2023 and Microsoft still sucks

[@yolimap]

even more

[@mynameachef8614]

i like how pewdiepie has like 40 million subs but his vids get like 2 million viewes per vid but dunkey has 2mil subs and within 1 day his vid has 1.5 million views
gg dunkey

[@PearsAreOk]

+Slender Mam it's because pewdiepie shits them out everyday, nobody can catch up with him.

[@friesguy5467]

Matthew Patrick made a theory vid about it. Tl;dw when someone takes a break and you dont watch them for that time, they disappear in your sub box.

[@theJohnOTD]

+friesguy5467
it still means that more of dunk's subs are loyal to his dick.

[@RoguSpanish]

+CheekyScrubinator2000 Exactly, especially when all his fans are so busy completing kindergarten.

[@wyattf.3837]

Click bait title brought me I'm not subscribed:)

[@OneTwoMark]

Best part about this is that someone at Microsoft will have had to officially watch this as it says Microsoft sucks and its viral, which means they need to know why.

[@heyimlate5656]

They probably will. But will they take any criticism from this? No.

[@nernguan1817]

dunkey is a legend, i would go homeless if he asked me to

[@AcolytesOfHorror]

this assumes that they're interested in improving themselves

[@mootwo_]

@@AcolytesOfHorror they want to know why so they can make it worse duh

[@sntslilhlpr6601]

@@heyimlate5656 And why should they? There have been no consequences from their actions.

[@juliovsilva]

this video aged like wine while the video game industry aged like milk

[@daesonhow]

damn the date on this video is so depressing because nothing has changed

[@gavinens4779]

And now Nintendo has started charging money for online, great.

[@connortheduke8132]

@@0606k when you let people play a bunch of great exclusive games online for free, and then all the sudden make them pay, they get mad.
That's just how it works

[@glctcthnkr8059]

Kqaan it isn’t bad but it’s a million times worse when you consider that the Wii U had free online that worked way better for the most part

[@gamerguy6990]

Kqaan most people don’t want multiple subscription services on top of one that ultimately just gives publishers free money for restricting a feature everyone should have

[@drabin7759]

@@0606k it is worse from others, because
1. Nintendo online doesn't get you any good games unlike other subscribtions, all it gets you is bunch of old ROMS you can play at any time on anything for free
2. Nintendo doesn't have dedicated servers, which means you are paying for using your own internet.
3. Online gaming is a joke itself. If one person on team has shitty internet, entire match will have lags.

[@White_Tiger93]

yeah fuck you & thank you Microsoft you fucking shit now fucking Nintendo Subscription Online bullshit just to play Monster Hunter with friends cost fucking money!!

[@DankFrank899]

Bill Gates?
Steve Jobs?
*Psycho Mantis?*

[@SamantherPanther]

You're that ninja...

[@AKarloR]

+SaiyanGoku9001 WHAT?

[@Eoinster]

you're that ninja

[@realSpook]

its shadow jesus

[@personalejcr]

Huh? What was that noise? Huh? Who's footprints are these? Huh?...

[@lucianoliberati8925]

Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard proving Dunkey right

[@thelemoneater]

Yes but in this specific case actiblizz was already owned by the devil. Microsoft will at least not cut hundred of jobs for some short term profit like the old clowns running the show.
Hopefully the IPs Activision ransacked will be given some justice, as in Microsoft's eyes it could only strengthen the game pass.

[@D4nkB0t]

@@thelemoneater hopefully we get a NEW call of duty game and peggle 3
Edit: Ik that ea owns peggle

[@CloakofAuron]

@@thelemoneater All I have to say is this:
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

[@thelemoneater]

@@CloakofAuron ooof, on a second thought, they did royally screwed up their acquire of Mixer... I'm hoping they do something soon, but atm its looking a bit bleak.

[@bigusfunnies1321]

After Microsoft winning the lawsuit, this video aged really well

[@edoneill6138]

“I get to pay 390 a year and actually get good games now!!!” Like PlayStation hadn’t had that forever and for cheaper

[@Kaidantonio333]

Xbox is the first "strand"-type console.

[@yassinedhouib319]

You're an absolute legend for this comment

[@starbvuks7171]

💀💀💀

[@ohritz3939]

This is the single funniest comment I’ve ever seen on RUclips in my entire life.

[@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa]

explain strand

[@timmyp6297]

@@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa He is clearly referring to the first "strand-type" game, Death Stranding.

[@DunkeyIsBlack]

The dislikes are Microsoft employees

[@anthonydesantis7862]

The pc has bugs and glitches too but they get fixed really quick

[@renixmar3373]

I think even Microsoft employees dislike their workplace

[@HighSkiez]

ReNixMaR
I was about to say the same thing ha ha. I've heard plenty of horror stories from Microsoft employees. Like how their superiors are complete assholes and they get assigned tasks that are almost impossible, with the threat of termination if they don't finish.

[@rotten1462]

do you mean the likes

[@trithientran7146]

Who’s here after Redfall

[@kanyeet5162]

This video aged like fine wine. Microsoft doesn't belong in gaming

[@Harryshortsae]

Gamepass is top notch tho

[@Eliassthepro]

@@The_Mexican_Dudewhy tho? I have an XSX and I’m kind of enjoying it (starfeild, payday 3, forza, lies of p, and banjo nuts and bolts are all in gamepass lol)

[@meatman1889]

Microsoft really makes you feel like ants

[@xtzyshuadog]

Someone had to start the trends of horror,bayBEE

[@umu8912]

Microsoft makes you *feel* antman

[@munin9530]

ants are a force to be reckoned with

[@sci_pain3409]

ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS

[@Hazo803]

if anyone wants some of the music
0:00 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - File Select
0:23 Twisted Metal (PS3) Theme
0:33 Blinx - Time Square
1:32 Animal Crossing - Resetti
2:28 Chibi Robo - Midday Majesty
3:47 Face Raiders - Options
3:53 Tomba 2 - Time Stopped
4:05 Grow Home - Bud's Theme
4:39 Donkey Kong 64 - Mad Maze Maul
5:23 Final Fantasy 6 - Dancing Mad
5:35 Final Fantasy 6 - Dark World
6:15 Resistance 2 - Main Menu
6:46 Blinx - Shop

[@YobaHere]

+Hazo803 thank you

[@dopaminecloud]

+Hazo803 the Resistance 2 Main menu theme is in there too around 6:15

[@Hazo803]

+Dopamine Cloud Thank you!

[@Bajlum13]

+Hazo803 0:24 is the Twisted Metal (PS3) theme.

[@Hazo803]

+Bajlum13 Thank you!

[@djtoxicdhg]

8years later and it's only gotten worse outside of xbox game pass

[@EuropeChannel]

I literally had the XBOX 360 for a week and didn't even have any games yet, and I got the fucking ring of death. I was so fucking pissed.

[@koyooko5160]

Europe Channel I had my first xbox360 for 6 years (Since 2010). Wtf is going on.

[@justinzhu5984]

You were part of the 46% of people who didn't get the ring.

[@EuropeChannel]

Some guy named Paul lol if it had only been that easy for all of us

[@MemberBerry-cu9qi]

it had a 54% failure rate. It's no surprise. hands down one of the worst console to be released

[@Xxh3lix2000xX]

You are aware they switched out those with red rings for free if you still had the receipt?

[@yowo123]

Every 360 I've ever had has died.. "naturally", but my Nintendo 64 still goes hard as fuck.

[@nara5392]

aY

[@Hungarycloud]

My ps1 and ps2 are still doing great as well. And my Gameboy Colour :)

[@lc9245]

If it weren't for their 3rd party, no way I would spend so much money on that piece of shit. In hindsight Sony screwed up big time with their expensive big fat black cube.

[@memelawd_na6171]

N64 beautiful console

[@tomo4977]

yowo123 did anyone even find out why it happens?

[@Deeznutsgote]

Sony having free online play was thee best time of my childhood

[@davemclover81]

7 years later and this still holds up. Microsoft sucks

[@gandalfthechill]

Hey at least Nintendo would never do this to us!
Aaaaaaand there they go

[@lolo962]

Brandon Peter bro it is only 20 dollars a year which is like 1/3 the price of Sony and Microsoft.

[@gandalfthechill]

Yeah but now they’re charging for what used to be free and is likely the same quality. If they use the money to make their online services better like adding chat rooms or something then I’d be ok with it, but I doubt they will.

[@scaryonline]

Link- Hero Of Hyrule what their game is overpriced too

[@willphillips2522]

Hey nintendo is a business they gotta make money to make good games

[@jonahmordhaim2705]

Will Phillips so they havent made good games in the past 26 years?

[@PFSVenom]

Looks like in this video Microsoft is... the main *ant* agonist!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@hemangchauhan2864]

+PFS Venom Damn!..

[@TheSithlord259]

+PFS Venom thats cold venom.

[@The_Queen_Chrysalis]

The ANTicipation I had for finding a good joke in these comments is satisfied.

[@euronkajtazi1222]

+PFS Venom No. Get out.

[@Ebb0Productions]

+PFS Venom i'm at a loss of words

[@purp8057]

It’s 2023 now things haven’t changed

[@StevieObieYT]

Microsoft have seriously corrupted the entire gaming industry through their shady business of extorting large amounts of cash from the players. And it's absolutely disgraceful! That really sickens me! 😤

[@untilitookanarrow]

Im so happy that you stopped doing leauge videos. These are 1000x better.

[@dashflasinton1697]

I hate u

[@themaxthejhon]

he always had a mix of both. but hes always made videos this good.

[@vaderfan360]

+Marty Mcfly Yeah tbh the space left by league of losers has really been filled by amazing content

[@untilitookanarrow]

Leauge was funny and all but to people who arent super into lt it isnt anything special

[@ivancouisine7134]

I also hate you

[@Busty2Dusty]

Old school people are terrified to play video games on computers because they think it is complicated. Their stubbornness and inability to move away from a console is the reason why consoles can pull this garbage.

[@CyberLance26]

That something is maybe easy to understand for you does not mean it cant be really complicated for other people.

[@Syndaz]

+CyberLance26 No they think it is difficult so they DON'T even try to attempt it not that its complicated, it's quite simple to be honest. Just look at jayz2cents daughter building a pc...

[@CyberLance26]

sHir0 Well i dont understand anything about computers except for using the internet and every time i have tried to play a computer game i could not make it work for some reason so i strongly prefer consoles where all you need to do is to put the disc in and the game will work right away and you dont need to worry about specs and other similar stuff.

[@zackpinkman4240]

+CyberLance26 well of course it won't work without right software and hardware

[@Helljumper7200]

I guess new school people are ignorant of the fact that console people have a life 😃

[@frankthatfunks2428]

This aged extraordinary fuckin well

[@demosneokleous4877]

This video only gets better with age

[@hardtmannn8804]

OOOOOO!!!
Rip on EA next, Dunkey!

[@DclGamingPurple]

+rmanami so true

[@AFKAwesome]

Sony and nintendont are probably next

[@realdomdom]

+maladr0id Rip her up, dunkey!

[@Arbie812]

+maladr0id Shooting fish in a barrel.

[@BERKAYWOOD]

+AFKAwesome nintendo is gonna be hard doe still i hope he pulls it off i just like his commentary.

[@AvoytDesign]

"Hah, that's what you get for playing on consoles!"
* turns to face my Microsoft Windows PC
"...oh."

[@tylerleeson1614]

@TheGameSleuth but WINE can be such a pain in the dick sometimes.

[@twistedmetalyrock200]

@TheGameSleuth imagine using linux

[@lonttugamer2939]

@@twistedmetalyrock200 lol it's pretty simple nowadays. Download Linux mint, install it, realize it has more than twice less prompts than windows during install, open the settings to install drivers and install all the shit you need from the builtin Linux store.
Its not perfect, but it's very usable nowadays. And it has all the things you need for steam games and basic operation.

[@nathanlevesque7812]

@@lonttugamer2939 "more than twice less"
"more than twice less"
this is the mind of a Linux user
"more than twice less"

[@btcannon2274]

@@nathanlevesque7812 "this is the mind of a linux user"
"this is the mind of a linux user"
because a grammar error simply makes you dumb and untrustworthy
"this is the mind of a linux user"

[@ibrahimmteirek903]

After 7 years, this video is still perfectly timed.

[@Shinoxxi]

Microsoft is the reason i pirate everything i own.

[@Toxisanidiot]

"Games for windows live"
This is why Steam exists for computers

[@barodrinksbeer7484]

cooley did you forget to switch accounts.

[@Harv-E]

@@harisshakil2040 and they won't even work as they supposed to

[@mwperk02]

Steam isn't even that good anymore. It's run by asset flippers now. and Valve declares them good because they make the monies.

[@shearman360]

Mathew Perkins Don’t buy the asset flip games then?

[@Dragonborn-dc4uj]

Their worst decision was buying Rare in 2002, and buying Ensemble earlier in 2001. They ended up not ruining Ensemble at first, but then Ensemble had a big idea for a Halo MMO because they were tired with RTS’s, then Microsoft turned it down and made Ensemble work on another RTS. That RTS was a Halo game which later ended up being Ensemble’s final game, that game was Halo Wars in 2009. They ruined Ensemble, but it’s far from what they did with Rare. Everybody from the N64 era left Rare, and after that they made subpar games that were just placeholders so Microsoft could at least have some exclusives to release that year before the big boys could release. I know Sea of Thieves was ok, but if they keep going and Rare is not showing any success, I honestly think Rare’s end is in sight.

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

I guess that's why Sea of Thieves is highly anticipated. Why it topped number one on Twitches most viewed for multiple days and come launch will likely be a huge success and will likely top Twitch again when tournaments for CS and League aren't on.

[@killingstars7397]

MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй ugh people are still talking about sea of thieves? Lol that game will be irrelevant come 4/20 ayyyyy God of war baby!!!

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

Killing Stars, You have no power here.

[@killingstars7397]

MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй I don't just bc sea of thieves got a little fame on twitch? Lol

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

Killing Stars, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE.

[@fuckthezuck]

This video is like a fine wine...

[@GarySiniseOfficial]

You can't just make friends in videogames anymore. too much financial input and censorship...it's just not the same anymore.

[@Pvided]

Keyori's next video "Sony Sucks" confirmed

[@daimyotitan7820]

+Patrick true true 100% true

[@ShayanAli999]

+Patrick Star But I like Keyori. I watched his videos and found way better LoL RUclipsrs thanks to him. And then unsubscribed Keyori :D

[@daimyotitan7820]

Aryze No

[@boborton9989]

+Druxy Dz Nice. Subbing to him and unsubbing from donkey.

[@Shotgunkjell]

+Aryze good choice bud

[@legend2533]

*"IT'S 2015"*
Me:Time flies bro... Time flies...

[@A-halover2000]

No it's more like 2018 actually.

[@roddydykes7053]

Alucard Adrian Tepes try 2019 on for size big boi

[@David-px6yu]

it's 2019

[@chrisgill4888]

*2019 entered the chat*

[@crashmania4685]

*2018 was kicked out of the chat*

[@thomashenry4588]

It's sad how valid this video just continues to be as time goes on lol.

[@CunningCondor]

Gaming isn't dying. Game companies are.

[@karigrandii]

And almost all gaming communitys are shit amd full of cancer. And youtube gamers are just making thigs more cancerous

[@axela.9247]

who said anyone is dying?

[@CunningCondor]

Which are made by companies.

[@patrickbrennan4853]

+Friedrich Giftmacher Indie developers are taking the market tho. Smaller studios w/ bigger profits and better games? Game companies aren't dying, it's more like survival of the fittest.

[@Tinr2d2]

I think companies are just getting really greedy. You get the new call of duty, for 60$, but, you want more maps or guns? That'll be another 60

[@ShynyMagikarp]

0:00 - 0:35 perfectly sums up my first moments with Xbox Live.

[@coollary1]

I swear that was my childhood

[@ShynyMagikarp]

+coollary1 I'm pretty sure the photo of that baby is me lol

[@Saintsroe]

+coollary1 exactly halo was the first game i ever played

[@Saintsroe]

+Felix Sweger ce

[@LogeJit]

+Lilz DUUDE THE HALO 2 BATTLE RIFLE WAS SOOOOO AWESOME

[@RGC_animation]

Nintendo after watching this video: Take notes guys, take notes.

[@AussieBleuu]

Xbox 360 really made you feel like you wish you had a PS3

[@thelazyworkersandwich4169]

Honestly. The 360 is the reason I completely avoid xbox,haven't looked back since. Getting a 360 over a ps3 is still one of my biggest regrets to this day.

[@abelsm6270]

Microsoft can't be ran by ants
Ants are too smart to own Microsoft

[@ScamOne]

sony made the greatest movie of all time, the smurfs 2

[@laughingstar3945]

Scam One emoji movie

[@ultronferro]

Plot twist: xbox fans are the ants and Microsoft is the queen

[@abelsm6270]

@@ultronferro Xbox fans are simps and Microsoft is the simp queen

[@Jose-wy5pg]

@@abelsm6270 PS4 players are even whinier
Example: You

[@Skrumgo]

at the part where dunkey talks about microsoft making valve charge for maps right below one of the articles it says how valve will also have to charge for THE TF2 XBOX 360 DLC

[@SuperMonocleMan]

the bombnoicam pretty sure there never was any dlc released on 360. maybe valve just decided to never release it

[@Skrumgo]

Collin B. Thats the point. At the time of typing the ps3 and 360 ports of tf2 have only gotten 1 patch. And it was just a bug fix.
Tf2 360 is basically tf2 before the medic update (the first update that adds new items/maps)

[@w12266]

To be honest, I feel really bad for xbox owners and gamepass subscribers at this point. If Microsoft couldn't offend millions of xbox users now with Redfall, then I honestly don't know how they are going to put this together.
And I don't admire that a lot of people are scared about what they should except from Starfield after this. From that Todd Howard who haven't put out any bugfree game yet in his entire life.

[@mi2-c035]

@The Mexican Dude They pay SEGA Atlus for the exclusivity on their games for only 48 hours since the first reveal, that's so funny.

[@Eliassthepro]

At least we have SOME games now. I still don’t understand what Sony fanboys want from us tbh.

[@evilreanimation747]

I come back to this video every time Microsoft does "updates" on any of their products. It was mediocre before but now it just sucks. I now have to waste my space downloading an older version of the same app because "Oh we just felt like updating it". Groove music was fine, but it changed, effectively making the process of editing track info worse, and now Photos is locked behind some stupid "Legacy" app with the update removing all of my data not to mention that godawful clipchamp app replacing video editor. Why are changing for the sake of change rather than an actually useful update?

[@gtw7904]

Ironic that this is in my recommended right after that Microsoft presentation.

[@MrFuller876]

Lol

[@hogman3543]

To show. You xbox shit

[@operationsquirtle]

@@hogman3543 nope

[@plum4190]

ok

[@L0WSKY.]

@@hogman3543 Xbox and ps4 are both good

[@the3rdid485]

It's makes me so happy to think that Dunkey made way more off this video than Microsoft initially fucked him out of. The irony.

[@Wenyfile]

@Bobcat This was back in 2015 when youtube didn't demonetize everything.

[@bimasetyaputra8381]

Can someone gave me the context about dunkey and Microsoft?

[@venomsilverisawesome4766]

@@bimasetyaputra8381 I'm going to assume you're joking.

[@fractic4423]

Bima Setyaputra Watch the video dude

[@punani_slayer4209]

@@Wenyfile the video still isn't 10 mins long so he wouldn't be making that much

[@cjinworldofgaming511]

As the time passes, the video continues to age very well

[@dysterus2473]

Microsoft Ex-Employee: Creates Dreamworks and makes Ants
Microsoft Ex-Employee Creates Valve and makes Left 4 Dead (Gaben)
Hmm, I am beginning to see a pattern here

[@mateosantiago953]

When you're trying to defend Xbox on this video.
Objective: SURVIVE

[@piyush2173]

I was just playing this mission in Halo ce.

[@riot9179]

Sony fan are trash, like their console.

[@alanbijoy6389]

Riot y r u gae?

[@zeromx6494]

@@riot9179 jaja soooo salty men

[@Ben-rt5jt]

Riot give me reasons why the PS4 is trash compared to x box I bet you won’t respond.

[@ethanlewis7635]

*Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants*

[@tylerd80495]

Mike Stoklasa I know it ain't the real Mike but it's funny cause I see Dunkey comment on RLM videos all the time

[@Ulvis_B]

ants still better that Microsoft...

[@Ed-tg2sp]

Ulvis ants are Microsoft

[@ilmu011]

Mike Stoklasa Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@RenegadeShepTheSpacer]

Were those ants ripped off from an episode of Star Trek?

[@troyX]

This aged well 😅

[@henryjoyner640]

Makes you feel like aged well

[@a-damthemansixtynan4463]

My brother used to be a top tier GoW player back then and I remember him yelling “fucking HOST!” a lot. The second game was like that too.

[@nikhilvishnoi100]

it took me a second to realise you were talking about gears of war

[@Ronaldino150]

Oh my God I just struck gold by finding this channel LOL

[@whatsthepoint9992]

you only just found dunkey where the fuck have you been. school GHA

[@goldghost3657]

Andrew Jauregui KNACK 2 BABY

[@bedivere6906]

3 more days BABY

[@Supershadow301]

Same.

[@Aemond2024]

Found out about this guy a week ago. Its glorious.

[@thomasdysart9464]

The free dlc thing made e furious , yes nowadays we do have free dlc but we have FUCKING MICROTRANSACTIONS to fill in the FUCKING GAP

[@astrobear345]

*cough* Bungie *cough*

[@terrathelunatic]

Greg the Dreg those are purely cosmetic though

[@R3in_Ch]

joseph crincoli we payed the game for full price, now why the fuck arent we can get the cosmetics in the game that we already payed and need to pay more? hillarious

[@terrathelunatic]

Venom Art it's only if you want to..

[@MiguelRodriguez-lp9et]

Joseph Crincoli Yes, but unlocking stuff takes a long time, its like they want you to buy them.

[@spontaneousbootay]

I remember my very first voice interaction on xbox live was some guy calling me a retard and making fun of my shy voice

[@maka5585]

perfect start

[@nikhilvishnoi100]

im sure you sound great.

[@EvilPhoenix007]

Kinda reminds me of some douchebag calling me a tard for making fun of my voice as well.

[@madstachoif5512]

Now 2022, Microsoft is trying to ruin Halo Infinite by sabotaging everything 343 is doing.

[@InsaneToats]

people ask me why i chose ps4 over xbone... because they are both the same shit only i hate microsoft.
EDIT:its come to my attention that basically both ps4 and xbox offer pretty much the same thing except exclusives
but i still hate microsoft, and sony has yet to dissapoint.
wii u and pc master races

[@kirksett]

You get 2 free games a month on Xbox currently and tons of deals on DLC, games, and other content. I'm not sure what games you get on PS4, but I am sure it is similar.

[@ashikabi27]

+ZeroCrusader Doesn't matter, noob. PC Master Race.

[@AyyItsRoboProductions]

+ashikabi27 Brain dead nerd.

[@zerocen6930]

+ZeroCrusader you've always got 2 free games a month on ps4 but you also get another two free games on the PS3 and ps vita plus all ps+ deals

[@doubleo2551]

+Toats "only i hate microsoft" "pc master races". Yet your probably talking shit about microsoft right now on an Microsoft OS smh.

[@vega_tech]

The 6.7k dislikes are from ants

[@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682]

"Thanks ants, thants"
-Microsoft CEO

[@benjamingardner3314]

Nice

[@alexandertimmins4882]

How did they manage to click it with those tiny legs though?

[@HootsHugs101]

"69 Years Ago"

[@mondianababyboy]

Your mother!