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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 6 лет назад +40706

    Now Nintendo is charging money to play Online.
    Thank You Microsoft.

    • @Migot1993
      @Migot1993 6 лет назад +508

      so if Nintendo want money for multip[layer so for me Nintendo is that same company what MS.

    • @swaggirlgamer69
      @swaggirlgamer69 6 лет назад +792

      atleast it isn't fucking 50 months a nanosecond and their servers actually work

    • @geoleavitt10
      @geoleavitt10 6 лет назад +1202

      It's only $20 a year, includes cloud saves, and a wide, growing selection of NES games with online multiplayer. Beats XBox's $20 a month that was in place last I checked.

    • @HolyPetRel
      @HolyPetRel 6 лет назад +216

      @@geoleavitt10 oh and also snes games, and probably more console titles as well.

    • @germandragon8664
      @germandragon8664 6 лет назад +246

      My Problem with Nintendo is that how they try to kill all traces of the Wii U with the "Switch".
      First of all: the ports from the wii u to the switch.
      Kid: Dad, why does every game has "deluxe edition" written all over it?
      Dad: Do you want the game now which is the same game of an console nobody wants talk about none reason, just with new content which could have been practical as an 10 Dollars DLC?
      Second: Why the hell are the newest Title so frking boring, still so overhyped?
      Odyssey and BotW were like so empty (dispite being open world level) and not really benefictial at all for the main story,
      Fifa? Underflail(got to admit, the music is cool)? FARTNITE?!!?!?!
      Third: minor things.
      Look at the Wii U, in the menu you are getting greeted by a frking Mii you have created,
      many other miis from other players rush in to fill the empty Menu, then the Options, Icons, Games, ETC
      pops in.(When you have your birthday set, the wii U even gratulates you with a rebate coupon)
      And the Switch?
      I felt like they copy/pasted the nintendo DS menu just enlarged HD texture.

  • @Abatteries
    @Abatteries 5 лет назад +6079

    Wrong! You are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye!
    -Microsoft

    • @empress_0
      @empress_0 5 лет назад +27

      What video that have this quote? I forgot

    • @agenericguy1014
      @agenericguy1014 5 лет назад +31

      Nobody Care “Game critics” or something

    • @Abatteries
      @Abatteries 5 лет назад +37

      Nobody Care game critics part 2

    • @zdzxyd8001
      @zdzxyd8001 4 года назад

      Nobody cares to you we love microsoft lol u know microsoft owns x box lol ur noob

    • @geraldolshaker5535
      @geraldolshaker5535 4 года назад +4

      Microsoft bot #0103040 likes this comment

  • @vansdan.
    @vansdan. 4 года назад +7303

    ever notice how you never see ants and microsoft in the same room?

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 4 года назад +162

      Except on the credits for antz

    • @kake2978
      @kake2978 4 года назад +17

      🤯

    • @theamazingguy150
      @theamazingguy150 3 года назад +78

      Also noticed how ants sometimes go inside your Xbox.

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 3 года назад +30

      Simple. Microsoft is run by a DVD copy of Antz, just sitting in a chair.

    • @shrekt8386
      @shrekt8386 3 года назад +3

      You do. Just look at the execs.

  • @jacksonbell3458
    @jacksonbell3458 7 месяцев назад +761

    This video continues to age like fine wine

    • @Dungeon00X
      @Dungeon00X 6 месяцев назад +10

      It sure does 😂

    • @krazykatz97_1
      @krazykatz97_1 6 месяцев назад +27

      i love being spied on by my operating system when im talking in the group chat 😁😄

    • @justicejuiced262
      @justicejuiced262 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@krazykatz97_1my group calls it our ps5 guy, and we frequently catch ourselves saying some shit even the ps5 guy would be ashamed of. Not alerted, just ashamed😂😂😂

    • @krazykatz97_1
      @krazykatz97_1 5 месяцев назад

      @@justicejuiced262 ☠☠💀😭

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 3 месяца назад

      512

  • @sasaki8765
    @sasaki8765 4 года назад +25060

    This video has aged extremely well.

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 года назад +87

      Sasaki Nah like my song says Fuck PlayStation🔫🔫🔫

    • @demogaming8895
      @demogaming8895 4 года назад +179

      @@liltree8382 Yeah fuck playstation.

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 4 года назад +1478

      @@liltree8382 Being an xbox fan is the same as being gay

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 года назад +29

      TheMasterofGames 💯Facts

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 года назад +189

      j 😡🤬PlayStation rhymes with Gaystation

  • @Paul-dh3cg
    @Paul-dh3cg 4 года назад +2657

    I always forget that this was made in 2015 until he says
    “ but it’s 2015 now”

  • @s1ndrome117
    @s1ndrome117 5 лет назад +14120

    That's why i trust Soulja boy Console

  • @keoki101
    @keoki101 2 месяца назад +211

    This video has aged so well indeed

    • @desoIate
      @desoIate Месяц назад +2

      i think xbox is doing fine

    • @meekerzz
      @meekerzz Месяц назад +12

      Like fine wine…

    • @mulamaster9
      @mulamaster9 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@desoIateif a decreasing player base and an overall mediocre quality of titles released is doing fine, then yea they should just stay the course ig lol

    • @RespectedSpice
      @RespectedSpice Месяц назад +4

      Continues to age amazingly

    • @RedHornet980
      @RedHornet980 Месяц назад +2

      @@mulamaster9I’m having fun playing xbox

  • @doomjuan
    @doomjuan 5 лет назад +9183

    5 years later..... everybody is doing paid online multiplayer, including Nintendo :( this is why Steam is better

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 5 лет назад +777

      heh not PC lol
      hybrid masterrace

    • @doomjuan
      @doomjuan 5 лет назад +38

      John Bread hehe

    • @willblaikie8130
      @willblaikie8130 5 лет назад +28

      Cuz its fucking Japan.

    • @pesterosa100
      @pesterosa100 5 лет назад +78

      i came here because I found ants living on my desktop lmao

    • @MrVectorMV
      @MrVectorMV 5 лет назад +155

      @@pesterosa100 members of Microsoft came to fuck you over.

  • @ethanlozada4470
    @ethanlozada4470 8 лет назад +6643

    Never had these problems with the Gameboy

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 8 лет назад +236

      *GameCube

    • @Raikeran
      @Raikeran 8 лет назад +84

      GameCube is life

    • @geico105
      @geico105 8 лет назад +62

      +Cat Life
      You can play Malleo Kawrt Dubble Dish onlyne ya nigga

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 8 лет назад +27

      +Cat Life It's a joke dude

    • @wozz7771
      @wozz7771 8 лет назад +8

      +Ethan Lozada look at their channel, he/she is obvoously 11 and cant notice sarcasm

  • @cali7056
    @cali7056 4 года назад +3523

    microsoft: yeah, just do what you normally do!
    microsoft after criticism: *D E A T H*

    • @TheRoundSkeleton0
      @TheRoundSkeleton0 4 года назад +11

      Microsoft: YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR MINECOINS FOR MAPS
      ME: I will fucking kill you I would rather use mcpedl

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 года назад +6

      yeah he did the right thing, if it was me, i rather be a homeless than getting 1 million dolar from microsoft

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 4 года назад

      @@TheRoundSkeleton0 boi we use brains

    • @richardo188
      @richardo188 4 года назад

      I am your 1000th like you are welcome

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg 4 года назад

      @@TheRoundSkeleton0 Microsoft didn’t even do that it was Mojang and 4J Microsoft doesn’t do shit with Minecraft they just own Mojang which owns Minecraft

  • @vidgamarr5126
    @vidgamarr5126 3 года назад +685

    Gabe Newell: “We want to continue growing the community by releasing free updates”
    Microsoft: wait, that’s *illegal*

    • @Iskolya.
      @Iskolya. Год назад +4

      thats the reason why tf2 dont have updates

    • @sunnysidedown404
      @sunnysidedown404 Год назад

      Don't worry they have people with gambling addictions funding them
      ...maybe it's good people aren't following in VALVe's direction

    • @miamor6460
      @miamor6460 Год назад +7

      @@Iskolya. Let it go dude, 17 years of throughout update.

    • @flamingo_with_Hat
      @flamingo_with_Hat 11 месяцев назад

      @@miamor6460they could just put a little anti cheat in there wouldn’t be that hard tbh, I mean they’re still profiting and people are still playing

  • @xTHIRDHORSEMANx
    @xTHIRDHORSEMANx 5 лет назад +2558

    They sent me a completely different 360 when I sent mine in.
    My Xbox had an HDMI port and the one they sent me back didn’t

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 5 лет назад +82

      Wow...

    • @Deri3D
      @Deri3D 5 лет назад +230

      How are you supposed to use the Xbox without an HDMI port? Why are consoles like that even made? Wth? Microsoft really just sent you a brick. Sorry to hear

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 5 лет назад +207

      @@Deri3D boi... AV exists..

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 5 лет назад +58

      @@Deri3D aka RCA

    • @Deri3D
      @Deri3D 5 лет назад +56

      @@spikefallyt3350 Oh yeah! I forgot about AC cords, my bad

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 4 года назад +16073

    Microsoft: just do your thing
    Dunkey: *does his thing*
    Microsoft: you weren’t supposed to do that

    • @SomeGuy-my7en
      @SomeGuy-my7en 4 года назад +101

      *supposed, just saying :)

    • @Unfortunatelydead.
      @Unfortunatelydead. 4 года назад +24

      @@SomeGuy-my7en cool name :)

    • @ImTheLagKing666
      @ImTheLagKing666 4 года назад +5

      I'm you're 666th like

    • @TheObiareus
      @TheObiareus 4 года назад +179

      TBF, if a company is paying you money to advertise their game, it’s probably good practice to not shit on it, despite whatever the company told you.
      Dunkey has made plenty of hilarious videos on terrible games in the past without shitting on them, it’s likely it wouldn’t have been too hard for him to do it when MS was literally paying him to do so.
      The rest of the arguments in this video are completely valid, and Microsoft deserves getting shit for lots of reasons, but in this case i think dunkey just made a mistake.

    • @trickyy5738
      @trickyy5738 4 года назад +213

      TribuneAquila They should’ve known how he acts in his videos, he’s completely honest in his reviews and he’ll completely shit on a game if he wants to no matter if there is money in it or not, he’s not like IGN where they get a couple thousand dollars and give the game a 9/10

  • @MadShenans
    @MadShenans 3 года назад +10310

    5 years and 14M views later...I wonder if it was worth taking 2 months of donkley’s rent?!

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 года назад +180

      u think michaelsoft cares?

    • @Surl9596
      @Surl9596 3 года назад +199

      @@alazyman7283 I mean that’s not much money relatively speaking and this video has been seen by millions so they did this to themselves

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 года назад +23

      @3rd Way does this video make less people to buy xbox?No!U still buy xbox because ur friends have them

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 года назад +33

      @3rd Way this amount of damage means nothing to michalesoft

    • @Camustang
      @Camustang 3 года назад +27

      @3rd Way You don't have to be crazy to think this video didn't hurt them. In absolute terms, maybe it hurt them. In relative terms, it really didn't.
      But even in absolute terms, people watch Dunkey's videos for a laugh. If you seriously think a significant amount of people watched this video and thought "Oh yeah, that's it, a company did something terrible to Dunkey, I'm going to boycott them on his behalf" then you have some interesting notions about human behaviour. Most people are familiar with the idea that big companies are simply shady. It doesn't mean they do anything about it. They watch, laugh, and move on. Especially if the video isn't a call to action, and it's not.
      Even if you wanted to do anything, what would it be? Unless you're a mac user, you're not going to boycott their OS (admittedly if you're a mac user, you were already boycotting their OS). Unless your friends don't have a Xbox, you're not going to boytcott that, either. So what are you going to boycott, really? Nothing, as I see it.
      Microsoft has stakes in so many things that even if you did want to boycott them, you'd probably be supporting them without realizing it.
      So no, really, you'd have to be crazy to think this hurt them, buddy.

  • @Skyace13
    @Skyace13 2 года назад +340

    This is for all the people who are excited about Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard

    • @wspencerwatkins
      @wspencerwatkins 2 года назад +9

      Thanks, I was trying to remember throughout the whole video what I had heard Microsoft was acquiring recently. Blizzard has been so insanely corruptly corporate already for the past 10 or 15 years maybe it’ll cancel out somehow

    • @brown-eyedcheese5440
      @brown-eyedcheese5440 2 года назад +17

      Jaguarp80 No no no, this is capitalism, the problem will only compound

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 2 года назад +3

      Yes, they changed CEO and got better than Sony.

    • @ivanayala3402
      @ivanayala3402 2 года назад +8

      @@JohnRock.357 nah we still got better exclusive’s

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 2 года назад +2

      @@ivanayala3402 70 dollars for a story mode vs 500 games with only 10 dollars

  • @gavinens4779
    @gavinens4779 4 года назад +2041

    And now Nintendo has started charging money for online, great.

    • @connortheduke8132
      @connortheduke8132 4 года назад +194

      @@0606k when you let people play a bunch of great exclusive games online for free, and then all the sudden make them pay, they get mad.
      That's just how it works

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 4 года назад +152

      Kqaan it isn’t bad but it’s a million times worse when you consider that the Wii U had free online that worked way better for the most part

    • @gamerguy6990
      @gamerguy6990 4 года назад +67

      Kqaan most people don’t want multiple subscription services on top of one that ultimately just gives publishers free money for restricting a feature everyone should have

    • @drabin7759
      @drabin7759 4 года назад +149

      @@0606k it is worse from others, because
      1. Nintendo online doesn't get you any good games unlike other subscribtions, all it gets you is bunch of old ROMS you can play at any time on anything for free
      2. Nintendo doesn't have dedicated servers, which means you are paying for using your own internet.
      3. Online gaming is a joke itself. If one person on team has shitty internet, entire match will have lags.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 4 года назад +25

      yeah fuck you & thank you Microsoft you fucking shit now fucking Nintendo Subscription Online bullshit just to play Monster Hunter with friends cost fucking money!!

  • @OneTwoMark
    @OneTwoMark 4 года назад +2614

    Best part about this is that someone at Microsoft will have had to officially watch this as it says Microsoft sucks and its viral, which means they need to know why.

    • @heyimlate5656
      @heyimlate5656 4 года назад +223

      They probably will. But will they take any criticism from this? No.

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 года назад +39

      dunkey is a legend, i would go homeless if he asked me to

    • @AcolytesOfHorror
      @AcolytesOfHorror 4 года назад +32

      this assumes that they're interested in improving themselves

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 4 года назад +47

      @@AcolytesOfHorror they want to know why so they can make it worse duh

    • @sntslilhlpr6601
      @sntslilhlpr6601 4 года назад +17

      @@heyimlate5656 And why should they? There have been no consequences from their actions.

  • @abruptfury9920
    @abruptfury9920 4 года назад +3135

    But ants are more productive than Microsoft. This is an insult to ants.

    • @melodolic9908
      @melodolic9908 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 4 года назад +12

      ur right, sony managed to make the stellar emoji and smurf films

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 4 года назад +6

      microsoft just made fable, those guys are pretty gay

    • @boldizsarfekete7576
      @boldizsarfekete7576 4 года назад +16

      Ants are fascinating. Despite their size, the more you look at them, the more amazed you'll get by them, because they are such a well functioning society, despite them being a group of bugs that aren't really evolutionarily advanced.
      Microsoft is the opposite of that. The more you look at them, the less you want to see

    • @kazzycovid6236
      @kazzycovid6236 3 года назад +7

      @@ScamOne indeed they did they also managed to make into the spider-verse

  • @poperat
    @poperat 2 года назад +439

    these old dunkey videos never fail to get a laugh out of me even after seeing them so many times

  • @alfredosojr
    @alfredosojr 4 года назад +4513

    that part around 2:20 when he said "thank you for inspiring your competitors to sink to your level". That was some deep shit right there. I felt that

    • @eveningrice
      @eveningrice 4 года назад +19

      What does your comment even mean

    • @sweetmelon3365
      @sweetmelon3365 4 года назад +195

      Kind of think Apple does. Remove basic accessories and make customers pay for them all

    • @alfredosojr
      @alfredosojr 4 года назад +71

      @@eveningrice my comment was expressing the agreeableness of dunkeys statement

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 года назад +43

      Also applies with Nintendo switch online ugh

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 3 года назад +1

      Lmao faux deep commentary.

  • @Hazo803
    @Hazo803 9 лет назад +2616

    if anyone wants some of the music
    0:00 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - File Select
    0:23 Twisted Metal (PS3) Theme
    0:33 Blinx - Time Square
    1:32 Animal Crossing - Resetti
    2:28 Chibi Robo - Midday Majesty
    3:47 Face Raiders - Options
    3:53 Tomba 2 - Time Stopped
    4:05 Grow Home - Bud's Theme
    4:39 Donkey Kong 64 - Mad Maze Maul
    5:23 Final Fantasy 6 - Dancing Mad
    5:35 Final Fantasy 6 - Dark World
    6:15 Resistance 2 - Main Menu
    6:46 Blinx - Shop

    • @YobaHere
      @YobaHere 9 лет назад +15

      +Hazo803 thank you

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 9 лет назад +10

      +Hazo803 the Resistance 2 Main menu theme is in there too around 6:15

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 9 лет назад +10

      +Dopamine Cloud Thank you!

    • @Bajlum13
      @Bajlum13 9 лет назад +8

      +Hazo803 0:24 is the Twisted Metal (PS3) theme.

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 9 лет назад +2

      +Bajlum13 Thank you!

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 5 лет назад +8698

    Let's take a deeper dive into this though...
    Micro = Small
    Soft = Fragile
    Ants are small and fragile.
    Xbox goes from Xbox, to 360, to 1. Ants can't count.
    Why an x BOX? To trap humans inside a machine of games, similar to how humans trap ants in ant farms. Look at the design of an xbox. It has the same dimensions as an ant farm.

  • @johnnybaxter1953
    @johnnybaxter1953 2 года назад +1470

    It’s amazing how almost every issue you mentioned is still prevalent 6 years later... everything this shit company touch turns to dust

    • @-tweeomoz-1786
      @-tweeomoz-1786 2 года назад +52

      Just like EA, the shittier versions of King Midas

    • @jjthejetplane11
      @jjthejetplane11 2 года назад +5

      RIGHT?!?

    • @matthewmellott1856
      @matthewmellott1856 2 года назад +19

      I swear I watch this video once a year for a laugh and you’re not wrong buddy

    • @Cecil_Augus
      @Cecil_Augus 2 года назад

      @@matthewmellott1856 Microsoft is the fucking worst company of all of them. It's just ridiculous. Everything sucks. *E v e r y l i t t l e f u c k i n g t h i n g s u c k s*

    • @stepladder3257
      @stepladder3257 2 года назад +4

      That’s why I laugh at the New Vegas fanboys that say they will make Obsidian make NV 2

  • @SkilletTom
    @SkilletTom 9 лет назад +6288

    MICRO - SMALL
    ANTS ARE SMALL

    • @gardeningniceperson
      @gardeningniceperson 9 лет назад +69

      +-T S- coincidence? I think not

    • @peacefulltoucan
      @peacefulltoucan 9 лет назад +106

      +-T S- SOFT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *HARD*
      GETTING AN XBOX TO ACTUALLY WORK IS *HARD*
      *IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!*

    • @IrulewithLucas
      @IrulewithLucas 9 лет назад +1

      +LunarKestrel Well, the guy who originally created it was rich.

    • @dbonerr
      @dbonerr 9 лет назад +22

      +-T S- SOFT - SOFT
      ANT BITES ARE SOFT

    • @micnor14
      @micnor14 9 лет назад +10

      +Dawn Smith Someone should make a competitor company called "Macrohard" or "Megaha..." never mind.

  • @OddworldCrash
    @OddworldCrash 8 лет назад +5191

    "just do your thing" and then they get mad about your kind of humor?
    Wow, just wow...

    • @okapi_q
      @okapi_q 8 лет назад +515

      I mean, to be completely fair... The deal was, they were going to pay Dunkey to promote their game. Dunkey took the game and explicitly told people not to buy it.
      I'm not a Microsoft fan, but there is a difference between allowing your client to use their own style of humor to promote your product, and letting your client tell people that the product they're being paid to support is garbage.

    • @Witnessretire
      @Witnessretire 8 лет назад +273

      +Crump I think they should have said that he couldn't make fun of the product instead of them assuming that the person promoting it just to say they enjoy the game but hey maybe I'm dumb

    • @StoneAgedQ
      @StoneAgedQ 8 лет назад +280

      Not once in that video did he tell people to not buy it

    • @airzingis1169
      @airzingis1169 8 лет назад +92

      Yeah, there's no way Dunkey legitimately though that Microsoft would be cool with him bashing their game.

    • @annoying5andy
      @annoying5andy 8 лет назад +84

      "These people must have beaten this BORING ASS GAME". They were triggered and they cut off the deal.

  • @yowo123
    @yowo123 7 лет назад +1062

    Every 360 I've ever had has died.. "naturally", but my Nintendo 64 still goes hard as fuck.

    • @nara5392
      @nara5392 7 лет назад +1

      aY

    • @Hungarycloud
      @Hungarycloud 7 лет назад +40

      My ps1 and ps2 are still doing great as well. And my Gameboy Colour :)

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 7 лет назад +4

      If it weren't for their 3rd party, no way I would spend so much money on that piece of shit. In hindsight Sony screwed up big time with their expensive big fat black cube.

    • @memelawd_na6171
      @memelawd_na6171 7 лет назад +13

      N64 beautiful console

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 7 лет назад

      yowo123 did anyone even find out why it happens?

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 7 месяцев назад +165

    This video only gets better with age

    • @kevikiru
      @kevikiru 6 месяцев назад +6

      I thought so too. This is my first time watching it and it does seem like a Microsoft habit to suck!

  • @meatman1889
    @meatman1889 5 лет назад +1699

    Microsoft really makes you feel like ants

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 5 лет назад +3

      Someone had to start the trends of horror,bayBEE

    • @umu8912
      @umu8912 5 лет назад

      Microsoft makes you *feel* antman

    • @munin9530
      @munin9530 5 лет назад +1

      ants are a force to be reckoned with

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 лет назад +2

      ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS

  • @eon993
    @eon993 9 лет назад +1126

    Am I the only one who can barely tell when Dunkey is being sarcastic, due to his voice.

    • @AudienceMurderer
      @AudienceMurderer 9 лет назад +85

      +Samuel King
      Yeah, he sounds like a dunkey.

    • @jonfindlay7838
      @jonfindlay7838 9 лет назад +137

      +Samuel King I think it's safe to say that he isn't being sarcastic in this video. Even about the ants.

    • @eon993
      @eon993 9 лет назад +16

      +xXx Fioletowy i długi banan który przemierza Redtu-, znaczy, RUclips z Planety Teletubisiów xXx At no point did I say they were "good" I said that I can't tell when Dunkey is being sarcastic, I was wondering if he was sarcastic when he said that some of the "funniest, most original people he ever met" were on XBOX Live.

    • @SuperArppis
      @SuperArppis 9 лет назад

      +Samuel King
      Even if he is.. he still makes good points.

    • @eon993
      @eon993 9 лет назад +7

      SuperArppis Yeah, In no way am I saying Dunkey makes bad points, as silly as he can be, he does offer insight about a love of different forms of games and other gaming related media, case in point, how shitty Microsoft really is to the gaming community sometimes.

  • @chesedwithacap
    @chesedwithacap 6 лет назад +520

    "Games for windows live"
    This is why Steam exists for computers

    • @barodrinksbeer7484
      @barodrinksbeer7484 6 лет назад +3

      cooley did you forget to switch accounts.

    • @Harv-E
      @Harv-E 6 лет назад +1

      @@harisshakil2040 and they won't even work as they supposed to

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 6 лет назад

      Steam isn't even that good anymore. It's run by asset flippers now. and Valve declares them good because they make the monies.

    • @shearman360
      @shearman360 6 лет назад

      Mathew Perkins Don’t buy the asset flip games then?

  • @greengoblin4391
    @greengoblin4391 7 месяцев назад +114

    This is why animal well is not on Xbox lol

  • @Dragonborn-dc4uj
    @Dragonborn-dc4uj 7 лет назад +1337

    Their worst decision was buying Rare in 2002, and buying Ensemble earlier in 2001. They ended up not ruining Ensemble at first, but then Ensemble had a big idea for a Halo MMO because they were tired with RTS’s, then Microsoft turned it down and made Ensemble work on another RTS. That RTS was a Halo game which later ended up being Ensemble’s final game, that game was Halo Wars in 2009. They ruined Ensemble, but it’s far from what they did with Rare. Everybody from the N64 era left Rare, and after that they made subpar games that were just placeholders so Microsoft could at least have some exclusives to release that year before the big boys could release. I know Sea of Thieves was ok, but if they keep going and Rare is not showing any success, I honestly think Rare’s end is in sight.

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 лет назад +9

      I guess that's why Sea of Thieves is highly anticipated. Why it topped number one on Twitches most viewed for multiple days and come launch will likely be a huge success and will likely top Twitch again when tournaments for CS and League aren't on.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 6 лет назад +27

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй ugh people are still talking about sea of thieves? Lol that game will be irrelevant come 4/20 ayyyyy God of war baby!!!

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 лет назад +2

      Killing Stars, You have no power here.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 6 лет назад +14

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй I don't just bc sea of thieves got a little fame on twitch? Lol

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 лет назад +3

      Killing Stars, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE.

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio333 4 года назад +4627

    Xbox is the first "strand"-type console.

    • @yassinedhouib319
      @yassinedhouib319 4 года назад +56

      You're an absolute legend for this comment

    • @starbvuks7171
      @starbvuks7171 4 года назад +16

      💀💀💀

    • @ohritz3939
      @ohritz3939 4 года назад +28

      This is the single funniest comment I’ve ever seen on RUclips in my entire life.

    • @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa
      @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa 4 года назад +1

      explain strand

    • @timmyp6297
      @timmyp6297 4 года назад +18

      @@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa He is clearly referring to the first "strand-type" game, Death Stranding.

  • @AvoytDesign
    @AvoytDesign 5 лет назад +1307

    "Hah, that's what you get for playing on consoles!"
    * turns to face my Microsoft Windows PC
    "...oh."

    • @tylerleeson1614
      @tylerleeson1614 5 лет назад +26

      @TheGameSleuth but WINE can be such a pain in the dick sometimes.

    • @twistedmetalyrock200
      @twistedmetalyrock200 5 лет назад +68

      @TheGameSleuth imagine using linux

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 5 лет назад +13

      @@twistedmetalyrock200 lol it's pretty simple nowadays. Download Linux mint, install it, realize it has more than twice less prompts than windows during install, open the settings to install drivers and install all the shit you need from the builtin Linux store.
      Its not perfect, but it's very usable nowadays. And it has all the things you need for steam games and basic operation.

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 5 лет назад +65

      @@lonttugamer2939 "more than twice less"
      "more than twice less"
      this is the mind of a Linux user
      "more than twice less"

    • @btcannon2274
      @btcannon2274 5 лет назад +12

      @@nathanlevesque7812 "this is the mind of a linux user"
      "this is the mind of a linux user"
      because a grammar error simply makes you dumb and untrustworthy
      "this is the mind of a linux user"

  • @dauntedcacti3713
    @dauntedcacti3713 7 месяцев назад +53

    How does one video age better than wine?

  • @gandalfthechill
    @gandalfthechill 6 лет назад +2599

    Hey at least Nintendo would never do this to us!
    Aaaaaaand there they go

    • @lolo962
      @lolo962 6 лет назад +113

      Brandon Peter bro it is only 20 dollars a year which is like 1/3 the price of Sony and Microsoft.

    • @gandalfthechill
      @gandalfthechill 6 лет назад +422

      Yeah but now they’re charging for what used to be free and is likely the same quality. If they use the money to make their online services better like adding chat rooms or something then I’d be ok with it, but I doubt they will.

    • @scaryonline
      @scaryonline 6 лет назад +9

      Link- Hero Of Hyrule what their game is overpriced too

    • @willphillips2522
      @willphillips2522 6 лет назад +18

      Hey nintendo is a business they gotta make money to make good games

    • @jonahmordhaim2705
      @jonahmordhaim2705 6 лет назад +176

      Will Phillips so they havent made good games in the past 26 years?

  • @legend2533
    @legend2533 6 лет назад +687

    *"IT'S 2015"*
    Me:Time flies bro... Time flies...

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter9099 9 лет назад +919

    You forgot to mention Microsoft was also responsible for the death of Rare.

    • @Pikayumyums
      @Pikayumyums 9 лет назад +115

      +Savage _Tv Rare used to make quality games back in the day, like N64 era. Donkey Kongs, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Diddy Kong Racing, etc. They were a great studio and second party developer for Nintendo. Then Microsoft bought them off and they've been reduced to essentially a shovelware company that's nothing more than an empty shell of what they used to be. This is most likely because of Microsoft's management over them, which in turn lead to a lot of good talent leaving, which made Rare become even shittier.

    • @PublicEnemy04
      @PublicEnemy04 9 лет назад

      +Jupiter9099 Microsoft is secretly run by Vidya-Daiz.

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 9 лет назад +9

      +Jupiter9099 yes omg I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I mean, the old Donkey Kong games were life. I still have them and they meant so much to my childhood. How can the developer responsible for such masterpieces be condemned to making what...Kinect games? They must be satan...

    • @chenjacobs7074
      @chenjacobs7074 9 лет назад +7

      +Jupiter9099 Actually, bad business decisions are mostly to blame for Rare's demise. To be perfectly frank, Conquers Bad Fur Day is quite possibly the most unsuccessful game Rare ever put out. And, that's saying a lot considering Donkey Kong 64 actually lost money for Rare as a result of designing the game the way they did, because of the whole Expansion Pack curfufle.
      So yeah, you cannot blame Microsoft for that at all. Microsoft cleaned up after Rare had basically gone completely out of business. Top it off, Rare's final projects were terrible. They made consistently bad decisions left and right for years.

    • @tendernuggetz6896
      @tendernuggetz6896 8 лет назад +2

      +Jupiter9099 Rare was already losing their edge before Microsoft picked them up, you can't blame them for that. Starfox Adventures anyone? Plus, they did manage to put out a couple gems on the 360.

  • @gooseking2780
    @gooseking2780 3 года назад +497

    Dunky: "Microsoft has the worst live service." Nintendo: Hold my beer.

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 2 года назад +39

      At least Nintendo lets you play your offline single player games if their servers shit the bed. It ain't much, but it's something.

    • @basilplushie2534
      @basilplushie2534 2 года назад +2

      @@ezanawright7971 temporary or permanent?

    • @willwunsche6940
      @willwunsche6940 2 года назад +7

      @@ezanawright7971 Fun fact way back in the day when internet was more expensive the Nintendo DS had voice chat natively in the console on Pokemon Diamond and Pearl when you met up with friends in game and it was free. Nintendo has regressed

    • @luminosity01
      @luminosity01 2 года назад +2

      @@ezanawright7971 That's a different arguments, also xbox offers gamepass which blows nso system out of the water again

    • @wubbers662
      @wubbers662 Год назад +1

      @@luminosity01 Didn't they just raise Gamepass' price for some reason (or are planning on it)?
      Not saying its bad, but it is starting to reach a point where they've put all they've could put on Gamepass, and we are starting to get filler. If the FTC doesn't block the deal, then it might be fine.

  • @gtw7904
    @gtw7904 4 года назад +1326

    Ironic that this is in my recommended right after that Microsoft presentation.

  • @mandycraft706
    @mandycraft706 9 лет назад +1083

    Is it dunkeys goal to destroy all the shitty video game companies, first riot, now Microsoft

    • @MrDylan9023
      @MrDylan9023 9 лет назад +104

      THEN KONAMI

    • @mandycraft706
      @mandycraft706 9 лет назад +107

      Then EA

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 9 лет назад +30

      Exactly how is riot shitty? I mean they aren't perfect but they really put forth to please the fanbase but you can't make them all happy so whatever.

    • @VoidSixx
      @VoidSixx 9 лет назад +38

      +Mark Donkor I take it you didn't watch dunkeys quitting LoL video?

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 9 лет назад +4

      +AirCommando12 I did watch it and while I agree that they could have handled it far better than they did, there is no doubt in my mind dunkey is also at fault.

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 4 года назад +3698

    Microsoft can't be ran by ants
    Ants are too smart to own Microsoft

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 4 года назад +26

      sony made the greatest movie of all time, the smurfs 2

    • @laughingstar3945
      @laughingstar3945 4 года назад +10

      Scam One emoji movie

    • @pulsehiker
      @pulsehiker 4 года назад +13

      Plot twist: xbox fans are the ants and Microsoft is the queen

    • @abelsm6270
      @abelsm6270 4 года назад +15

      @@pulsehiker Xbox fans are simps and Microsoft is the simp queen

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg 4 года назад +6

      @@abelsm6270 PS4 players are even whinier
      Example: You

  • @zeitxgeist
    @zeitxgeist 3 года назад +187

    I remember my first RROD call with support:
    "dont stand it vertically, it's not made for that"
    "it's literally like that in every commercial in use!"
    "yes"
    I shit you not

    • @cowicial5674
      @cowicial5674 3 года назад +6

      wtffff 😂😂😂😂

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 8 месяцев назад

      10/10 Michaelsoft Support

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 6 лет назад +741

    It's makes me so happy to think that Dunkey made way more off this video than Microsoft initially fucked him out of. The irony.

    • @Wenyfile
      @Wenyfile 6 лет назад +45

      @Bobcat This was back in 2015 when youtube didn't demonetize everything.

    • @bimasetyaputra8381
      @bimasetyaputra8381 5 лет назад +1

      Can someone gave me the context about dunkey and Microsoft?

    • @venomsilverisawesome4766
      @venomsilverisawesome4766 5 лет назад +8

      @@bimasetyaputra8381 I'm going to assume you're joking.

    • @fractic4423
      @fractic4423 5 лет назад +6

      Bima Setyaputra Watch the video dude

    • @punani_slayer4209
      @punani_slayer4209 5 лет назад +2

      @@Wenyfile the video still isn't 10 mins long so he wouldn't be making that much

  • @CabooseTime
    @CabooseTime 5 лет назад +1421

    When you're trying to defend Xbox on this video.
    Objective: SURVIVE

    • @piyush2173
      @piyush2173 5 лет назад +11

      I was just playing this mission in Halo ce.

    • @riot9179
      @riot9179 5 лет назад +14

      Sony fan are trash, like their console.

    • @alanbijoy6389
      @alanbijoy6389 5 лет назад +84

      Riot y r u gae?

    • @zeromx6494
      @zeromx6494 5 лет назад +53

      @@riot9179 jaja soooo salty men

    • @Ben-rt5jt
      @Ben-rt5jt 5 лет назад +10

      Riot give me reasons why the PS4 is trash compared to x box I bet you won’t respond.

  • @DankFrank899
    @DankFrank899 9 лет назад +4409

    Bill Gates?
    Steve Jobs?
    *Psycho Mantis?*

    • @SamantherPanther
      @SamantherPanther 9 лет назад +244

      You're that ninja...

    • @AKarloR
      @AKarloR 9 лет назад +10

      +SaiyanGoku9001 WHAT?

    • @Eoinster
      @Eoinster 9 лет назад +23

      you're that ninja

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook 9 лет назад +36

      its shadow jesus

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr 9 лет назад +40

      Huh? What was that noise? Huh? Who's footprints are these? Huh?...

  • @reynaldoalvarez8457
    @reynaldoalvarez8457 Год назад +40

    Microsoft would sell a dlc to a game you can’t even buy anymore

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom 9 лет назад +4458

    Looks like in this video Microsoft is... the main *ant* agonist!
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @mr.bubaluba1065
    @mr.bubaluba1065 4 года назад +1213

    I'm done with league of legends and Microsoft Sucks aged extremely well

    • @secondhandfreiza8838
      @secondhandfreiza8838 4 года назад +9

      @xNDFA_ GHOSTx *ehm* halo infinite going back to its roots, and then they hit us with microtransaction.

    • @secondhandfreiza8838
      @secondhandfreiza8838 4 года назад +1

      @xNDFA_ GHOSTx what are you talking about?

    • @mr.bubaluba1065
      @mr.bubaluba1065 4 года назад +2

      But can you play war zone online for free

    • @_-ghostfps-_8651
      @_-ghostfps-_8651 4 года назад +10

      @@secondhandfreiza8838 the game is free
      And most of the times you play red vs blue so does it really matter?
      Plus they said most of it can be earned in game

    • @secondhandfreiza8838
      @secondhandfreiza8838 4 года назад +6

      @@_-ghostfps-_8651you are paying/grinding for a feature that was free to use on the previous titles.

  • @nickd8621
    @nickd8621 5 лет назад +1764

    We need to start a petition to make playing online free again without charging 80$ a year!

    • @jsownbnj
      @jsownbnj 5 лет назад +139

      Like petitions work

    • @nickd8621
      @nickd8621 5 лет назад +33

      Jsownbnj we gotta do something!

    • @nickd8621
      @nickd8621 5 лет назад

      Tucker Johnson tru

    • @thewhizkid3937
      @thewhizkid3937 5 лет назад +16

      I thought it was $60

    • @Casanuda
      @Casanuda 5 лет назад +83

      The only reason companies charge is idiots pay for the non-existent service of online. And they pay by the millions. If you had the option of doing nothing and being paid billions of dollars per month and the only downside is people whined about you on the internet (which will happen anyway) what would you do? Would you refuse billions of dollars coming in monthly?

  • @JMAR_GAMES
    @JMAR_GAMES 10 месяцев назад +86

    It’s 2024 and Microsoft has only gotten worse

  • @arvidinator3184
    @arvidinator3184 7 лет назад +418

    I'm just now recalling years ago when I was at a gamestop and I asked: "hey what's this games for windows live thing" and the guy literally responds with "don't buy the ones with that label on, they suck."

    • @cineseabass5145
      @cineseabass5145 7 лет назад +80

      Dånald Dack Smart Guy

    • @mr.sleepyhead8401
      @mr.sleepyhead8401 7 лет назад +38

      Dånald Dack I wish somebody would have told my family that.

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @Nick-chipz
      @Nick-chipz 6 лет назад +2

      I had a guy at GameStop ask me "why would you want an Xbox one" He was tryin to sell me PS4
      I said for Halo
      And he said "oh yea...that's the only reason I should"
      And then halo 5 came out a few months later
      😤

  • @mynameachef8614
    @mynameachef8614 9 лет назад +1404

    i like how pewdiepie has like 40 million subs but his vids get like 2 million viewes per vid but dunkey has 2mil subs and within 1 day his vid has 1.5 million views
    gg dunkey

    • @PearsAreOk
      @PearsAreOk 9 лет назад +191

      +Slender Mam it's because pewdiepie shits them out everyday, nobody can catch up with him.

    • @friesguy5467
      @friesguy5467 9 лет назад +13

      Matthew Patrick made a theory vid about it. Tl;dw when someone takes a break and you dont watch them for that time, they disappear in your sub box.

    • @theJohnOTD
      @theJohnOTD 9 лет назад +79

      +friesguy5467
      it still means that more of dunk's subs are loyal to his dick.

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish 9 лет назад +68

      +CheekyScrubinator2000 Exactly, especially when all his fans are so busy completing kindergarten.

    • @wyattf.3837
      @wyattf.3837 9 лет назад

      Click bait title brought me I'm not subscribed:)

  • @jameswellington2362
    @jameswellington2362 5 лет назад +1761

    Petition for dunkey to start a competitive business for Microsoft
    MACROHARD

    • @cessare2467
      @cessare2467 5 лет назад +34

      @Mr Honkler The opposite of micro is macro.

    • @cessare2467
      @cessare2467 5 лет назад +15

      @Mr Honkler m8, there's something called google. And it's quite clear...

    • @cessare2467
      @cessare2467 5 лет назад +6

      @Mr Honkler I don't know if you're trolling. It's in google and it's obvious. M_cro, mAcro or mIcro.

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 5 лет назад +8

      @Mr Honkler when tf was mega 1 million times of something lmao

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 5 лет назад +3

      The new xCube 1080!

  • @MurkyTy
    @MurkyTy 10 месяцев назад +50

    This video has aged even better.

    • @LordXaedin_AltAccount
      @LordXaedin_AltAccount 10 месяцев назад +8

      its so sad how true it is. 😔

    • @j0s3ph61
      @j0s3ph61 7 месяцев назад +5

      Seems like it will continue to age. Doesn't help that these companies seems to be one-upping each other on who can make the worst decisions.

  • @DoctorAlright
    @DoctorAlright 4 года назад +831

    That’s why I use my Chinese gas station console, the Bexbox

    • @shlop3667
      @shlop3667 4 года назад +17

      Bexbox Bestbox

    • @shibe9794
      @shibe9794 4 года назад +3

      boxbex

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 года назад +2

      it seems you got too emotionally attached to this conversation. Leave, thanks.

    • @jasonchen4807
      @jasonchen4807 4 года назад

      Lmaooo

    • @DoctorAlright
      @DoctorAlright 4 года назад

      Daniel and AK Talks you did good

  • @mercury7886
    @mercury7886 5 лет назад +402

    2:56 Sony did the same thing with my PSP. I kept sending it in and getting it back still broken, until I was told my warranty expired. Still one of my most bitter memories to date. I loved that thing and they let me down.

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 5 лет назад +27

      Jeez bro. That sucks. When mine broke I sent it in and they fixed it about a week later

    • @charliekelly7515
      @charliekelly7515 4 года назад +21

      @@Manas_Choudhary it's ok, you can swear

    • @familygamingofficiel9849
      @familygamingofficiel9849 4 года назад +1

      still, Nintendo has a lot to improve concerning Online. Switch is hardly arguable as a fine hardware, but it shows a lot of mistakes and limits that are no longer acceptable or bearable for this generation of consoles.

    • @burzarec
      @burzarec 4 года назад +7

      Lenovo did the same with my broken PC

    • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
      @CallofDutyBlackOps28 4 года назад

      i would have been "dude, do you understand i have money? can you just *Fix* the damn thing already?

  • @ethanlewis7635
    @ethanlewis7635 7 лет назад +2821

    *Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants*

    • @tylerd80495
      @tylerd80495 6 лет назад +15

      Mike Stoklasa I know it ain't the real Mike but it's funny cause I see Dunkey comment on RLM videos all the time

    • @Ulvis_B
      @Ulvis_B 6 лет назад +4

      ants still better that Microsoft...

    • @Ed-tg2sp
      @Ed-tg2sp 6 лет назад +1

      Ulvis ants are Microsoft

    • @ilmu011
      @ilmu011 6 лет назад +3

      Mike Stoklasa Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 6 лет назад +2

      Were those ants ripped off from an episode of Star Trek?

  • @ryanc5572
    @ryanc5572 3 года назад +82

    5 years later and I still applaud you for being honest in your review about their game. Almost none of these influences now would dare.

  • @hardtmannn8804
    @hardtmannn8804 9 лет назад +3029

    OOOOOO!!!
    Rip on EA next, Dunkey!

    • @DclGamingPurple
      @DclGamingPurple 9 лет назад +4

      +rmanami so true

    • @AFKAwesome
      @AFKAwesome 9 лет назад +1

      Sony and nintendont are probably next

    • @realdomdom
      @realdomdom 9 лет назад

      +maladr0id Rip her up, dunkey!

    • @Arbie812
      @Arbie812 9 лет назад +9

      +maladr0id Shooting fish in a barrel.

    • @BERKAYWOOD
      @BERKAYWOOD 9 лет назад +2

      +AFKAwesome nintendo is gonna be hard doe still i hope he pulls it off i just like his commentary.

  • @sellers737
    @sellers737 6 лет назад +469

    so Microsoft is run by ants and Nintendo is run by a DVD copy of Sharktale?
    I can only imagine who's steering the ship over at Sony

    • @AidanConway01
      @AidanConway01 5 лет назад +16

      @@mattar8432 he might be a goofball but he gets shit done 😂

    • @biggie-cheese2
      @biggie-cheese2 5 лет назад +5

      some random japanese guy probably

    • @sullivans2004
      @sullivans2004 5 лет назад +37

      A bootleg chinese Winnie the Pooh runs Sony now.

    • @bebenegao1695
      @bebenegao1695 5 лет назад +3

      Bees :|

    • @gckbowers411
      @gckbowers411 5 лет назад +9

      Probably a used vibrator. That's why the PS Move looked the way it did: nepotism. The CEO just hired all his vibrator friends.

  • @TopDesu
    @TopDesu 9 лет назад +415

    Oh damn i wonder how long this video is gonna stay up, glad you did it tho. Hopefully it's not gonna make too much trouble for you

    • @Owen-bd4bd
      @Owen-bd4bd 9 лет назад +6

      Ugh he removed the lol vid not riot

    • @puddingbroodje3000
      @puddingbroodje3000 9 лет назад +15

      +Kyuurix They can't take the video down, they don't have the rights to do it. Even if they were able to do it would just be plain stupid because they would get a massive backlash of ze internet.

    • @Mylok_
      @Mylok_ 9 лет назад +2

      +Kyuurix Hello. I've just hear that Dunkey had already been found next his door. Dead. A window is near his corpse. We could do nothing. Sorry.

    • @dandelionflowerdestroyerof2006
      @dandelionflowerdestroyerof2006 9 лет назад +1

      +Kyuurix I'm glad i saw it before it was too late.

    • @RapVerses
      @RapVerses 9 лет назад +1

      +L'effaceur 0/10. try again

  • @infinityheart_tm9270
    @infinityheart_tm9270 7 месяцев назад +20

    They’ve also been weighing down Mojang with Bedrock Edition and recently killed the company who made Hi-Fi Rush.

  • @Ronaldino150
    @Ronaldino150 7 лет назад +1216

    Oh my God I just struck gold by finding this channel LOL

    • @whatsthepoint9992
      @whatsthepoint9992 7 лет назад +31

      you only just found dunkey where the fuck have you been. school GHA

    • @goldghost3657
      @goldghost3657 7 лет назад +17

      Andrew Jauregui KNACK 2 BABY

    • @bedivere6906
      @bedivere6906 7 лет назад +2

      3 more days BABY

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 7 лет назад

      Same.

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 7 лет назад +6

      Found out about this guy a week ago. Its glorious.

  • @dansu9144
    @dansu9144 6 лет назад +461

    I had a white xbox 360: Red ring
    I had a black xbox 360: Doesnt take discs anymore
    Why do i even try anymore

    • @dansu9144
      @dansu9144 6 лет назад +29

      I have a PC a PS3, a PS4, Nintendo switch and a 3ds (And by "Why do i even try anymore" I meant xbox)

    • @smudgerbug
      @smudgerbug 6 лет назад +13

      *Subi_fan* We’re not made of gold!

    • @Mark-xw5yt
      @Mark-xw5yt 6 лет назад

      Threshtaajat same but ps2 instead of ps3. I will always love my ps2

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 6 лет назад

      I still have my 2008 model and it runs fine and i put so many hours into that thing. Disk Drive is dicked but it works with some gentle persuasion

    • @centurion6378
      @centurion6378 6 лет назад

      because you're a fan boy and an idiot also

  • @Pvided
    @Pvided 9 лет назад +895

    Keyori's next video "Sony Sucks" confirmed

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 9 лет назад

      +Patrick true true 100% true

    • @ShayanAli999
      @ShayanAli999 9 лет назад +5

      +Patrick Star But I like Keyori. I watched his videos and found way better LoL RUclipsrs thanks to him. And then unsubscribed Keyori :D

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 9 лет назад +1

      Aryze No

    • @boborton9989
      @boborton9989 9 лет назад

      +Druxy Dz Nice. Subbing to him and unsubbing from donkey.

    • @Shotgunkjell
      @Shotgunkjell 9 лет назад +1

      +Aryze good choice bud

  • @awesomo7777
    @awesomo7777 3 года назад +95

    This is one of Dunkey's realest and most cutting videos. He calls out the corporate scam bullshit that Microsoft does on a daily basis. The soft people at Micro(dick)soft continue these practices in broad daylight without shame. Of course Dunko still includes his signature humor to lighten the mood, but his language gives away the fact that he really feels strongly about these subjects, and he doesn't pull any punches. Big respect for big Donk.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2176

    This is Xbox in a nutshell:
    Friend: “I have to sleep let’s play tomorrow”
    Me: "Goodnight"
    _Last online 6 years ago_

    • @MachineFuckingHate
      @MachineFuckingHate 4 года назад +64

      So he died in his sleep?

    • @saifsaif-kc9uy
      @saifsaif-kc9uy 4 года назад +9

      bro i saw you in like 5 vids

    • @nicknazri5964
      @nicknazri5964 4 года назад +6

      Still hurts

    • @jzx313
      @jzx313 4 года назад +3

      Comment 21 I think

    • @Evocable0
      @Evocable0 4 года назад +6

      No not quite, if they’re off for over a month it says offline, not when they were last seen

  • @allien.777
    @allien.777 6 лет назад +1819

    *_Nintendo Switch Online™_*

    • @Soup_SSB
      @Soup_SSB 6 лет назад +117

      Nintendo made it even worse by making every feature about the service half assed

    • @allien.777
      @allien.777 6 лет назад +25

      @@Soup_SSB oh definitely

    • @vampragon4386
      @vampragon4386 5 лет назад +52

      @@Soup_SSB Yeah but at least they only have a third of the cost. It's still worth more than Xbox Live.

    • @gaminglol1167
      @gaminglol1167 5 лет назад +25

      @@vampragon4386 Listen, if nintendo sold a really crappy mario game but it only costed $10 dollars, would you buy it.

    • @vampragon4386
      @vampragon4386 5 лет назад +74

      @@gaminglol1167 No, but having online mode isn't the same as "a crappy mario game"

  • @sheperinogaming1986
    @sheperinogaming1986 4 года назад +610

    This is like dunkey telling us his war stories.

    • @ted9030
      @ted9030 3 года назад +15

      This dunkey war story really makes you feel like Dunkey

  • @miimonkii5852
    @miimonkii5852 2 года назад +31

    7 years later, it still holds up.

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 2 года назад +9

      I still get shocked every time I rewatch it and he says "it's 2015 now"

  • @EuropeChannel
    @EuropeChannel 8 лет назад +1315

    I literally had the XBOX 360 for a week and didn't even have any games yet, and I got the fucking ring of death. I was so fucking pissed.

    • @koyooko5160
      @koyooko5160 8 лет назад +2

      Europe Channel I had my first xbox360 for 6 years (Since 2010). Wtf is going on.

    • @justinzhu5984
      @justinzhu5984 8 лет назад +69

      You were part of the 46% of people who didn't get the ring.

    • @EuropeChannel
      @EuropeChannel 8 лет назад +21

      Some guy named Paul lol if it had only been that easy for all of us

    • @MemberBerry-cu9qi
      @MemberBerry-cu9qi 8 лет назад +37

      it had a 54% failure rate. It's no surprise. hands down one of the worst console to be released

    • @Xxh3lix2000xX
      @Xxh3lix2000xX 8 лет назад

      You are aware they switched out those with red rings for free if you still had the receipt?

  • @yeetbomb2015
    @yeetbomb2015 6 лет назад +259

    Never forget what they did to rare

    • @Vwemmy
      @Vwemmy 6 лет назад +6

      CecilDaBomb1117 oh we won’t

    • @pinkdogroslyn8832
      @pinkdogroslyn8832 6 лет назад

      Thank you, these acts shouldn’t go unnoticed!

    • @darthsidious6380
      @darthsidious6380 6 лет назад +1

      RerunOtter Yeah, you don’t get it. When another company owns you, you don’t get to say shit about what you do. No more adult jokes in games, no more using other engines, none of that. The parent company tells you where to shit and eat and they can tell you to do both on dirt and you’d have no say, that’s what owning a company means.

    • @JeebYeeb
      @JeebYeeb 5 лет назад

      Never forget banjo kazooie N&B, no matter how bad you may want to

    • @JeebYeeb
      @JeebYeeb 5 лет назад

      RerunOtter there’s a reason destiny was complete trash, Activision owned bungie... but they’re free now

  • @Muad23d
    @Muad23d 5 лет назад +580

    I released an anteater into Microsoft HQ and they called the cops on me

  • @Elden_Lean
    @Elden_Lean 6 месяцев назад +24

    in 2024, this video is aging like exceedingly fine wine

    • @ThorDude
      @ThorDude 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'm out of the loop, what did they do now?

    • @aheenobarbushenocied9880
      @aheenobarbushenocied9880 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ThorDude The real question is: what DIDN'T a turbo-multi-trillion corp do?

  • @LPRD
    @LPRD 6 лет назад +3444

    Microsoft is a peepeehead

    • @crashmania4685
      @crashmania4685 5 лет назад +111

      This nigga here said, did this nigga just say pee pee bro?

    • @BobDoleStyle
      @BobDoleStyle 5 лет назад +43

      Crashmania 468 With them big ass ears.

    • @buttcheekgod6424
      @buttcheekgod6424 5 лет назад +33

      Abody Elbakry BIG ASS EARS NIGGA

    • @chubb3034
      @chubb3034 5 лет назад +50

      @@buttcheekgod6424 THEY LIKE BAMBI

    • @troywebster3638
      @troywebster3638 5 лет назад +1

      One nice thing was when they returned my red ring xbox it had a hard drive i didn't own on it which i promptly sold for a nice $50 cash

  • @nickiannetta7675
    @nickiannetta7675 5 лет назад +627

    Microsoft: you can’t have one free dlc SO PAY UP
    Me: Laughs in Hollow Knight

  • @Wolfgang7990
    @Wolfgang7990 6 лет назад +423

    The 360 was so lazily designed. There was hardly any ventilation to pull heat off the processors, so the systems would just overheat and melt solder connecting the processors to the motherboards.

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 6 лет назад +3

      Thankfully the 360 S remedied these issues.

    • @mahballslmao
      @mahballslmao 6 лет назад +10

      The sad thing tho was a lot of the games were good and then your Xbox would break and there wasn’t shit you could do about it

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 6 лет назад +8

      For 2005 it was a very good console, they just rushed in the end to be ahead of Sony which worked very well... Just didn't have enough time to test it really

    • @thenurseinblack1810
      @thenurseinblack1810 6 лет назад +31

      MrcabooseVG An untested product is a bad product lol.

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 6 лет назад +1

      Not really, when it worked it was better than PC's at the time

  • @strawhateli23
    @strawhateli23 Год назад +16

    Still love that Dunky didn’t fake his content with the Microsoft contract videos. Stayed true to himself

  • @ghostofhinawa
    @ghostofhinawa 6 лет назад +255

    I ended up using this video for a project in my computer science class so Dunkey I’d like to thank you for the reference and information

  • @hawkcybergear
    @hawkcybergear 4 года назад +2291

    Can't believe Microsoft did that to Valve, I didn't even know that.
    Edit:2.1k likes, my god

    • @michadmochowski1246
      @michadmochowski1246 4 года назад +186

      They didn't hurt Valve, they hurt their consumers and forced Valve to do that so they can rip of gamers from 6$ every purchase.

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 3 года назад +115

      It's hard to believe but CoD4 and World at War both released their map packs for free on Steam. Xbox however, nah you had to pay. Just look at the franchise now. I can't say it's all Microsoft's fault but that doesn't look too good when you consider just how much that franchise milks the fuck out of their playerbase over the years.

    • @hawkcybergear
      @hawkcybergear 3 года назад +3

      @@arbiter-, The milking is only bad if they're producing powder which then yes you are correct by your statement.

    • @colins04
      @colins04 3 года назад +84

      This is also why Team Fortress 2’s Xbox version hasn’t been updated since 2009. Microsoft wanted to charge the developers for each update

    • @Starcrafter23
      @Starcrafter23 3 года назад +25

      It was the same shit with the Horse Armor DLC for Oblivion, it was supposed to be a free addon, but Microsoft said "Nah, you can't do that" as well

  • @mahmoodmohammed240
    @mahmoodmohammed240 4 года назад +325

    "ohh no, these people must've beaten this whole boring ass game"
    i died..... just like the people he was talking about.

  • @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming
    @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming 3 месяца назад +13

    Let’s be honest, Microsoft never recovered from this video

  • @c7zr179
    @c7zr179 4 года назад +209

    The bastards are damn lucky they didn't have a lawsuit on their hands for the way they handled the red ring of death.

    • @ratryox5667
      @ratryox5667 4 года назад +15

      They are a trillion dollar company. Would they really care?

    • @connorp3764
      @connorp3764 4 года назад +12

      Repeats with joy con drift, I think we're in the double digits in lawsuits now.

  • @radiofrog
    @radiofrog 6 лет назад +522

    Almost all of my friends had 360s and I was the only one with a PS3. They always gave me shit, but in the end I was the one with free online and a working console.

    • @dattos140
      @dattos140 6 лет назад +32

      even when they made you pay on ps4 it was cheaper and gave you 2 free games and some trails and shit

    • @cowboyluigi5275
      @cowboyluigi5275 6 лет назад +64

      TOFU Elemental someone's mad

    • @tofuelemental6920
      @tofuelemental6920 6 лет назад +7

      The Great Bootleg of course I am! If you are a gamer then you should be too! Don’t you just hate console wars? Fanboys are what ruins gaming.

    • @cowboyluigi5275
      @cowboyluigi5275 6 лет назад +14

      TOFU Elemental i don’t hate console wars, i just try to avoid them

    • @tofuelemental6920
      @tofuelemental6920 6 лет назад +2

      The Great Bootleg everyone should avoid console wars

  • @CrazyBorisProduction
    @CrazyBorisProduction 9 лет назад +4174

    Das watchu get for messin with networks man. I WARNED YOU BOUT THEM NETWORKS MAN.

    • @Bricktor
      @Bricktor 9 лет назад +7

      +Crazy Boris Productions Oh hello man

    • @kosmos3718
      @kosmos3718 9 лет назад +12

      +Solaire shut the fuck bitch

    • @Bricktor
      @Bricktor 9 лет назад +117

      Memphis Osiris Ok who is this fuck and how do i shut them

    • @killer7eleven221
      @killer7eleven221 9 лет назад +3

      +Crazy Boris Productions :y

    • @BadeWarrior
      @BadeWarrior 9 лет назад +41

      +Crazy Boris Productions I TOLD YOU DOG. I TOLD YOU ABOUT NETWORKS

  • @daesonhow
    @daesonhow 2 года назад +14

    damn the date on this video is so depressing because nothing has changed

  • @downthrower7700
    @downthrower7700 7 лет назад +408

    THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED WHEN MY XBOX RED RINGED,... seven times till they said it was no longer covered

    • @heckyes
      @heckyes 6 лет назад +10

      Bet you went out and bought a new xbox right?

    • @NightWatch707
      @NightWatch707 6 лет назад +12

      In my country, if you have four of the same malfunctions and seven of different types, they have to replace the product completely or refund the money depending on what you want.

    • @cuntraptor446
      @cuntraptor446 6 лет назад +1

      Did you have 3 parts of the ring

    • @michaeldude2549
      @michaeldude2549 6 лет назад

      Downthrower TwitchTV I had that happen to my Xbox, I opened it up, screwed in a loose bolt and tada it worked.

    • @kimhunter6733
      @kimhunter6733 6 лет назад

      Yall know all you had to do was overheat it to make it hard reset

  • @Skrumgo
    @Skrumgo 8 лет назад +314

    at the part where dunkey talks about microsoft making valve charge for maps right below one of the articles it says how valve will also have to charge for THE TF2 XBOX 360 DLC

    • @SuperMonocleMan
      @SuperMonocleMan 8 лет назад +11

      the bombnoicam pretty sure there never was any dlc released on 360. maybe valve just decided to never release it

    • @Skrumgo
      @Skrumgo 8 лет назад +47

      Collin B. Thats the point. At the time of typing the ps3 and 360 ports of tf2 have only gotten 1 patch. And it was just a bug fix.
      Tf2 360 is basically tf2 before the medic update (the first update that adds new items/maps)

  • @vega_tech
    @vega_tech 5 лет назад +3476

    The 6.7k dislikes are from ants

  • @nicolasestrem
    @nicolasestrem Год назад +23

    This video aged extremely well

  • @kronillix2735
    @kronillix2735 5 лет назад +2361

    whos here after the sequel he uploaded today

    • @gabesanzo4578
      @gabesanzo4578 5 лет назад +8

      Haha has jevwi sober ode rod?

    • @ereynolds72
      @ereynolds72 5 лет назад +30

      Gabe Sanzo wot

    • @gabesanzo4578
      @gabesanzo4578 5 лет назад +9

      Lulu fae sorceress yeah try interpreting that you little arrow faced nunchuck-using price of used cardboard

    • @Armydillo62o
      @Armydillo62o 5 лет назад +93

      Gabe Sanzo He’s speaking the language of the gods

    • @Cavadoro333
      @Cavadoro333 5 лет назад

      Damn

  • @RoronoaZoro-xs8gw
    @RoronoaZoro-xs8gw 4 года назад +590

    I switched to PS3 after my 4th 360

  • @lumenor2263
    @lumenor2263 4 года назад +2088

    Sony: For the players
    Microsoft: For the payers

  • @bigusfunnies1321
    @bigusfunnies1321 Год назад +28

    After Microsoft winning the lawsuit, this video aged really well

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 Год назад +7

      “I get to pay 390 a year and actually get good games now!!!” Like PlayStation hadn’t had that forever and for cheaper

  • @KristyJean
    @KristyJean 9 лет назад +725

    You forgot what they did to Banjo and Kazooie.. That.... I just.... why...?

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 9 лет назад +21

      +Kristy Jean rare in general, but especially banjo kazooie, never played nuts and bolts but jontrons video covered just about everything wrong with it i assume

    • @savvysquid7482
      @savvysquid7482 9 лет назад +3

      +Kristy Jean Please explain what Microsoft did to Banjo Kazooie.

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 9 лет назад

      microsoft bought rare and they turned an awesome collecting game into a car game, and kept the landscape of a collecting game

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 9 лет назад +4

      ***** guaranteed rare by itself wouldnt have made a car game

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord 9 лет назад +2

      +Kristy Jean well all they did was release a shitty game. Atleast it's better than not releasing it at all, because I'm sure some people got enjoyment out of it and it's not like the game is doing anybody any harm

  • @capturefield4949
    @capturefield4949 7 лет назад +985

    No joke im now completely fucking convinced microsoft is run by ants.
    Thank you dunkey for opening my eyes to the truth (0.0)7

    • @blakefoster7741
      @blakefoster7741 6 лет назад +25

      Think of it even further...
      "microsoft" a perfect name to describe ants!

    • @zimbledetonates41
      @zimbledetonates41 6 лет назад +17

      Don't compare them to ants, ants are clever, and/or intelligent. If anything call 'em Rats. They're dirty, and salvage whatever they can.

    • @Cawabungahh
      @Cawabungahh 6 лет назад +1

      Are you Ants in my eyes Johnson ?

    • @goatsie83
      @goatsie83 6 лет назад

      Zimble Detonates That’s because you’ve a biased vision as a consumer. What they do for the companies is amazing.

    • @LittlePhroggi
      @LittlePhroggi 6 лет назад +1

      Blake Foster yeh, micro, small, soft.... SMALL AND SOFT HOLY SHIT!

  • @saymone962
    @saymone962 5 лет назад +831

    So thats how Ps Plus was inspired
    Thx Microsoft for inspiring Sony.

    • @jonathanlarios1174
      @jonathanlarios1174 5 лет назад +67

      Really hate Microsoft for that, I used to love that ps3 era bruh

    • @TheFedoraGod
      @TheFedoraGod 5 лет назад +36

      The ps3 was the greatest era for 3rd person platformers.

    • @omoghosty5777
      @omoghosty5777 5 лет назад +13

      @@TheFedoraGod nah in general bro

    • @TheFedoraGod
      @TheFedoraGod 5 лет назад +1

      Yes sorry my bad, I forgot all the other games too..

    • @supersaiyanbro
      @supersaiyanbro 5 лет назад +3

      @@Manas_Choudhary too late xbox is dead in the water

  • @kanyeet5162
    @kanyeet5162 Год назад +61

    This video aged like fine wine. Microsoft doesn't belong in gaming

    • @Harryshortsae
      @Harryshortsae Год назад

      Gamepass is top notch tho

    • @Eliassthepro
      @Eliassthepro Год назад

      @@The_Mexican_Dudewhy tho? I have an XSX and I’m kind of enjoying it (starfeild, payday 3, forza, lies of p, and banjo nuts and bolts are all in gamepass lol)