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  • Опубликовано: 20 апр 2017
  • This game is like a hula-hoop contest at Don Oyster's house.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Wtfzipcode
    @Wtfzipcode 7 лет назад +3444

    "i dont remember ordering a little bitch for breakfast"
    -dunkey 2017

  • @marshal6525
    @marshal6525 4 года назад +14151

    a lot of people think that cleric beast or gasciogne are the first bosses depending on if you explore or not, but the first boss is actually alfonso the gayest barber in town

    • @kintama3453
      @kintama3453 3 года назад +79

      Yes

    • @stopsign1663
      @stopsign1663 3 года назад +58

      Yes

    • @nekosalad8308
      @nekosalad8308 3 года назад +432

      arguably the gayest barber in the country

    • @MadRabbit0wnzu
      @MadRabbit0wnzu 3 года назад +68

      I remember messing up his parry like 6 times then killed him flawlessly

    • @MadRabbit0wnzu
      @MadRabbit0wnzu 3 года назад +45

      @Cameron sorry pal your a year late to this party

  • @spaghettibird5135
    @spaghettibird5135 3 года назад +4225

    Joey Two-Hands -> Alfonso “the Gayest Barber in Town” -> Paulie -> Tony Two-Shoes
    Pistachios -> rotisserie chicken -> pistachios -> rotisserie chicken

  • @lovecraftminusthexenophobi4128
    @lovecraftminusthexenophobi4128 3 года назад +4868

    This game really makes you FEEL like you have an anxiety disorder.

    • @alexread6767
      @alexread6767 2 года назад +100

      "Lovecraft Minus the Xenophobia" a fear of unknown is the entire basis of Lovecraft's work, no?

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 2 года назад +29

      @@alexread6767 well, that means he’s just left with the fear. Like he has an anxiety disorder. Probably why he enjoys playing Bloodborne.

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 года назад +16

      I already do

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 2 года назад +26

      I do have anxiety and I want to get good at bloodborne bc the game is a masterpiece; my anxiety holds me back from truly enjoying the game unfortunately

    • @justachillfridge1075
      @justachillfridge1075 2 года назад +6

      @@hadilayyad6147 Try playing without headphones, it worked for me

  • @voldlifilm
    @voldlifilm 7 лет назад +3932

    "Tony, get the boulder" gets me every time.

    • @nullnull7089
      @nullnull7089 7 лет назад +15

      what is this referencing?

    • @SauloCollado
      @SauloCollado 7 лет назад +97

      watch his breath of the wild video

    • @MetalMoff1999
      @MetalMoff1999 7 лет назад +33

      I'm winning dies *instantly*

    • @askep3
      @askep3 7 лет назад +12

      what is that from?

    • @XFactor1111
      @XFactor1111 7 лет назад +73

      From Dunkey's legend of Zelda breath of the wild video

  • @ShadowTheNinja1707
    @ShadowTheNinja1707 7 лет назад +14212

    i actually couldnt find out how to get weapons so i had to beat that werewolf with my bare hands, i eventually suceeded

    • @floodrunner_2042
      @floodrunner_2042 7 лет назад +985

      Nanashi and you still didn't have a weapon to this day. Such a successful man

    • @ShadowTheNinja1707
      @ShadowTheNinja1707 7 лет назад +1187

      i got em but dont know how to equip them

    • @ShadowTheNinja1707
      @ShadowTheNinja1707 7 лет назад +617

      i have the weapons just so you know i have the weapons but i dont know how to equip them

    • @ShadowTheNinja1707
      @ShadowTheNinja1707 7 лет назад +540

      i cant equip them i dont know how

    • @matthewthurber3807
      @matthewthurber3807 7 лет назад +663

      Nanashi Did you try turning it off and back on again?

  • @aprilcuevas9617
    @aprilcuevas9617 4 года назад +2698

    “If it isn’t Alfonzo, the gayest barber in town”

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 4 года назад +51

      He is Tony Two-shoes

    • @cabbage385
      @cabbage385 3 года назад +48

      Wow I can't believe we watched the same video

    • @nunyabidnis7111
      @nunyabidnis7111 3 года назад +1

      I don't get it.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 2 года назад +4

      @@nunyabidnis7111 I think it's a Little Britain reference

  • @aldrinvendt8524
    @aldrinvendt8524 4 года назад +2628

    golden lines from this episode are:
    "Hmph, I don't remember ordering a little bitch for breakfast"
    "It would appear your body guards are no longer with us MR Brickham"
    "don't laugh...this is the only hat they had left."

    • @psilopsychic
      @psilopsychic 3 года назад +173

      “Well if it isn’t Alfonzo... gayest barber in town”

    • @henro5151
      @henro5151 2 года назад +95

      “Looks like your gonna be eating that rotisserie chicken in hell tonight”

    • @levy6587
      @levy6587 2 года назад +28

      And don’t forget “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH”

    • @JP-ro2yi
      @JP-ro2yi 2 года назад +9

      No man it was when he was like "what a dream, climbin a-- aaaahhh!!!"

    • @madmanpecos
      @madmanpecos 2 года назад +42

      “Get outa here Scarecrow, before I go and tell Spider-Man”

  • @g4l1l_buckz35
    @g4l1l_buckz35 5 лет назад +9190

    Father Gascoigne
    Special Attack: Diasble Controller

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +101

      *Disconnecting Controller

    • @sambphillips959
      @sambphillips959 4 года назад +72

      Super effective!

    • @prithvijeetsingh6099
      @prithvijeetsingh6099 4 года назад +145

      psycho mantis: i'll use telekinesis
      father gascoine:hold my dualshock, kid

    • @Armentitron
      @Armentitron 4 года назад +38

      I'm not even kidding the exact same fucking thing happened to me on the exact same boss

    • @milesgilbertpiano
      @milesgilbertpiano 4 года назад +4

      Endo『Plasma』Reticulumbus it’s father gasoline my guy

  • @mikedx42
    @mikedx42 7 лет назад +6913

    My life is complete. Daily, I would search youtube for "dunkey bloodborne." And now finally.

  • @Altair2000
    @Altair2000 4 года назад +908

    “don’t laugh. this is the only hat they had left”

  • @marcyvevo
    @marcyvevo 4 года назад +361

    “Get outta here Scarecrow, before I go and tell Spider-Man” got more laughs out of me than i expected

    • @minndao160
      @minndao160 2 года назад +4

      I think Scarecrow is a Batman's enemy.

    • @marcyvevo
      @marcyvevo 2 года назад +33

      no way

    • @Shashank7170
      @Shashank7170 2 года назад +6

      @@minndao160 Part of the joke

  • @LaVolpeWhy
    @LaVolpeWhy 7 лет назад +8502

    We are *born* of the Dunk, *made men* by the Dunk, _Undone_ by the Dunk.

  • @Ganonmustdie2
    @Ganonmustdie2 7 лет назад +2633

    Joey Two-Hands/Tony Two-Shoes/Paulie/Alfonso the Gay Barbers all over the shop.
    *You'll be one of them, sooner or later.*

    • @qualityqueen3753
      @qualityqueen3753 7 лет назад +167

      Ah the sweet memes... It sings to me... It's enough to make a man sick...

    • @21jayface
      @21jayface 7 лет назад +40

      *inhales* Whats that smell?

    • @whatislovebabydonthurtme1188
      @whatislovebabydonthurtme1188 7 лет назад

      memes are the stream of life.

    • @dharaosgaming
      @dharaosgaming 7 лет назад +5

      And their neighbors Tom FuckKnight with his wife Karen Fuckareli.

    • @pengenmodernia6990
      @pengenmodernia6990 7 лет назад +3

      Ganonmustdie2 guys just asking, is the pig in the video is the one who killed the gascoine daughter?

  • @raymondgolan105
    @raymondgolan105 3 года назад +599

    I like to think Dunkey included that orchestral clip in the father gascoigne fight to show just how incredible this game's music is.

  • @g1sunstreaker584
    @g1sunstreaker584 3 года назад +975

    "It's moments like this that make these games worth playing. Just look at that. Absolutely beautiful."
    _muffled scuttling sound_
    "WHAT DA FUCK?" *screams as he's eaten by a disgusting abomination
    i will never not lose my mind laughing at this bit

    • @thebondofunity
      @thebondofunity 3 года назад +45

      The best part is that's not even the freakiest monster in that area. There's also this giant glowing centipede that shoots lasers that explode and I avoid the fuck out of it every time

    • @DomMazz
      @DomMazz 3 года назад +15

      You could tell donkey set that one up for the lulz 😂😂 although not organic still hilarious tho

    • @madmanpecos
      @madmanpecos 2 года назад +4

      Bloodborne in a nutshell

  • @Ikonethedruid
    @Ikonethedruid 6 лет назад +9051

    "this game is evil" the most accurate description of bloodborne and dark souls

    • @RedHairdo
      @RedHairdo 5 лет назад +80

      Of Souls or Soulsborne, you mean.

    • @Msf1011
      @Msf1011 5 лет назад +41

      RedHairdo Hate it when they leave the actual first game out :/

    • @robertpalmer8080
      @robertpalmer8080 5 лет назад +43

      And yet that same evil is what drives us to destroy them.

    • @robboss7920
      @robboss7920 5 лет назад +44

      Msf101 Fromsoftware really needs to bring Demon Souls over to PC/New consoles tbh. Then people will remember it as a part of the series and newer players (including me) can play it. (Sorry for the 7 month late reply)

    • @platinumvoid1648
      @platinumvoid1648 5 лет назад +4

      @@robboss7920 From would only port it to PS4.

  • @alexsheehan7629
    @alexsheehan7629 6 лет назад +3669

    "It would appear your body guards are no longer here Mr. Brickel."

    • @KniGhTKrawLeR9
      @KniGhTKrawLeR9 6 лет назад +171

      CAW! CAW!
      "F**KING CROWS!!"

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 5 лет назад +38

      FUCKING CROWS

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 5 лет назад +31

      @@KniGhTKrawLeR9 you dont have to censor a youtube comment in a dumbo video

    • @TOxSolar
      @TOxSolar 4 года назад +3

      LMFAO

    • @Diamond1234548
      @Diamond1234548 4 года назад +15

      "Now let's find out who the real guy is"

  • @sirdominic7209
    @sirdominic7209 3 года назад +259

    I felt so much pain when the controller disconnected.

  • @tapitaboi5754
    @tapitaboi5754 4 года назад +652

    “Saw Cleaver?”
    “Hunter Pistol?”
    “Psycho Mantis?”

  • @nabeelahmed5003
    @nabeelahmed5003 6 лет назад +1532

    "Get outta here scarecrow, before i tell spiderman"
    - Dunkey

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 4 года назад +45

      He will do it unless you want Ben 10 to become Danny Phantom and then use his stand to use a spirit bomb on his ass

    • @devinraytv1668
      @devinraytv1668 3 года назад +5

      Batman

    • @Mattwreys
      @Mattwreys 3 года назад +41

      Mean while in an alternate dimension: Get outta here Green Goblin,
      before I tell Batman

    • @DomeLP09
      @DomeLP09 3 года назад +14

      @@Mattwreys
      That would actually be really cool!
      You know, Batman is something of a scientist himself.

    • @Mattwreys
      @Mattwreys 3 года назад +1

      Skalar Haubitze LOL 😂

  • @TheKing-qz9wd
    @TheKing-qz9wd 6 лет назад +4532

    That Gascoigne fight showed true agony.

  • @saifschannel2599
    @saifschannel2599 4 года назад +348

    4:22 He sounded like a crow himself...

  • @johns._.5729
    @johns._.5729 4 года назад +150

    4:06 Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.

  • @UmbraAsterism
    @UmbraAsterism 6 лет назад +9657

    I don't know how, but you've managed to capture the complete essence of Bloodborne in a single video.

    • @bdd4556
      @bdd4556 5 лет назад +35

      Did you burn your bread?

    • @atlasprime6193
      @atlasprime6193 4 года назад +10

      Arstotzka Empire How did your save get corrupted? For me, one time, I deleted the application for storage reason, but when I redownload it again, my save file was corrupted. I fixed it by starting a new game and then return to that corrupted save file and it worked again!

    • @justinvarghese6852
      @justinvarghese6852 4 года назад +3

      @@atlasprime6193 Sweet man! Good thing you managed to get it back haha

    • @Daniel-ci4zg
      @Daniel-ci4zg 3 года назад +5

      @@ArstotzkaEmpire well that sucks, I also lost a 100 hours on a character on bloodborne cause it got corrupted aswell. Seems like blood likes corrupting hard work. Eh?

    • @ArstotzkaEmpire
      @ArstotzkaEmpire 3 года назад +1

      @@Daniel-ci4zg it's a waste of time, stop playing bloodborne and go play warhammer or something.

  • @i-eat-moss
    @i-eat-moss 7 лет назад +1244

    Shoulda called it Dunkborne

    • @cuk9967
      @cuk9967 7 лет назад +18

      Tru

    • @StabStabStabStabby
      @StabStabStabStabby 7 лет назад +3

      Thats exactly what I thought when I saw the title because it's so obvious, I don't know why he didn't use it.

    • @bojackson3073
      @bojackson3073 7 лет назад

      becuause in order to connect it with Dunk Souls and he couldnt call it Dark Souls. so he was Forced to call it What he called it.

    • @galeforce69420
      @galeforce69420 6 лет назад +3

      Some Guy or blood dunk

  • @DeadSpacedOut
    @DeadSpacedOut 2 года назад +66

    3:09 "Bye bye health, this game is evil"
    is probably one of the best lines i've ever heard in a video.

  • @leog1557
    @leog1557 3 года назад +144

    "What's the matter Alfonso, run out of pistachios or something?"

  • @danibrent3068
    @danibrent3068 6 лет назад +5094

    "Saw cleaver? Hunter pistol? Please , I have no use for such cruel weaponry, for I am a *Karate Masta* ."

    • @RehanKhan-mp3bm
      @RehanKhan-mp3bm 6 лет назад +210

      Butt Steal *crude

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 6 лет назад +47

      That’s why they didn’t patch out the parasite fist glitch, so you can actually do real karate.

    • @yhormthegiant7427
      @yhormthegiant7427 6 лет назад +58

      Why are people liking this? Dunkey said this, so like the video not this dumb ass comment

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 6 лет назад +7

      *Get over here werewolf* 😂

    • @danibrent3068
      @danibrent3068 6 лет назад +25

      YEE Dude, I can't help it when Dunkey pronounces his lines in such a beautiful way. I guarantee I'm not stealing the likes of a funny RUclipsr with and tons of fans, in a system where you can like more than 1 thing or comment.

  • @sa1fbea
    @sa1fbea 7 лет назад +321

    Ah, Dunk, or some say Dunkm...
    GRANT US BRICKS, GRANT US BRICKS

    • @davidzollicoffer2825
      @davidzollicoffer2825 7 лет назад +6

      Sander adolfsen lmfaooo well memed sir

    • @nekocrumch7768
      @nekocrumch7768 7 лет назад +6

      Sander adolfsen NO THE VIDEO IS OVER! NOW I'LL WAKE UP! NOW I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING!

  • @vibey4649
    @vibey4649 Год назад +65

    I still think "dunkborne" would be a better title all these years later.

  • @milespruchnik7184
    @milespruchnik7184 3 года назад +314

    I laughed so hard at 6:03 ... Im just imagining a conductor hyping during a live perfomence 😂

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 года назад +12

      The last “WHOW” is perfectly timed to the conductor’s arm movements haha

    • @chillbizz74
      @chillbizz74 День назад

      The controller dying was painful

  • @logany1155
    @logany1155 7 лет назад +296

    Poor guy didn't get to finish his rotisserie chicken

  • @VisoredKuzu
    @VisoredKuzu 7 лет назад +1663

    Alphonso? Youre that ninja....

    • @luvkpop9xx
      @luvkpop9xx 7 лет назад +54

      no, he's the gay barber

    • @n00bsstuff36
      @n00bsstuff36 7 лет назад +55

      gay rattlesnake*

    • @quber117
      @quber117 7 лет назад +2

      +Black Tiron Arkus the Poconos?

    • @slimo6358
      @slimo6358 7 лет назад +6

      nah, you're thinking about el fanzo

    • @narej1337
      @narej1337 6 лет назад +27

      Alphonso? You must be thinking of Tony Two-Shoes.

  • @pipiyotama3125
    @pipiyotama3125 3 года назад +53

    Little fun fact the urn room he rolls around in is now filled with notes saying the Destiny states you must roll around for treasure

  • @tommikoistinen2321
    @tommikoistinen2321 4 года назад +152

    6:39 Souls games in a nutshell.

  • @varunchaturvedi2581
    @varunchaturvedi2581 5 лет назад +2264

    That Gascoigne fight is my favourite moment from any Dunkey video ever.

    • @ParadiseAndGin
      @ParadiseAndGin 5 лет назад +4

      @irishgopnik
      I understood that reference.jpeg

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 3 года назад +73

      Lol the orchestra part had me laughing my ass off

    • @kingsalo7734
      @kingsalo7734 6 месяцев назад

      that and donkey kong losing mario kart almost at the finish line

    • @ash_1419
      @ash_1419 5 месяцев назад

      Shutup pubgmobile

  • @von1145
    @von1145 7 лет назад +318

    Joey two hands and his gay barber Alfonso. A deadly duo to say the least

    • @gordlord561
      @gordlord561 7 лет назад +57

      Don't follow the trail of pistachio trail

    • @MrSmokinGanja
      @MrSmokinGanja 7 лет назад +5

      R3D What about Tony two shoes?

    • @MichealIkruhara
      @MichealIkruhara 7 лет назад +3

      I fucking lost it at the pistachio trail, only Dunkey is so creative.

  • @theaussiebritt8948
    @theaussiebritt8948 4 года назад +98

    This is genuinely one of Dunk's funniest videos. The amount of one-liners is incredible. The Gascoigne one - my sides were in orbit

  • @JanitoRiceMeister
    @JanitoRiceMeister 4 года назад +53

    "I can do this, I'm good at this part"
    *Insta-death*
    Soulsborne in a nutshell

    • @swine13
      @swine13 3 года назад

      There are few gamer rages as profound as dying on the way to pick up a bunch of dropped souls. That helplessness and humiliation is something else.
      Its said it takes a lot to make a grown man weep, but I reckon 120,000 ought to do it for most people. 😅

  • @partybarge
    @partybarge 7 лет назад +1652

    It's no Kill Butt 7, but what is really

    • @GamingRaid
      @GamingRaid 7 лет назад +25

      Perhaps it's on the same level as Kill Butt Racing

    • @Se7enth351
      @Se7enth351 7 лет назад +13

      kill but 7

    • @missinglogos
      @missinglogos 7 лет назад

      partybarge u

    • @Blowurmind63
      @Blowurmind63 7 лет назад

      What.

    • @nuradean
      @nuradean 7 лет назад +28

      if you don't get this then you're not a true dunkey fan

  • @Grohlvana
    @Grohlvana 7 лет назад +8271

    One of the best Dunko vids I've ever seen!

  • @hairyhothead3006
    @hairyhothead3006 2 года назад +18

    "...you leave a trail of pistachio shells everywhere you go" remains one of the funniest lines to me

  • @Thunderybeans
    @Thunderybeans 2 года назад +85

    I love how Dunkey has so much fun playing games, no matter how crappy or good it is he makes it fun and he transmits that enthusiasm. His joy is freaking contagious cause his videos always put me in a better mood. Thank you, Dunkey. Love you.

  • @dinospumoni663
    @dinospumoni663 7 лет назад +807

    Man this game's art style looks brilliant.

    • @najafabbas5670
      @najafabbas5670 7 лет назад +52

      its just random lines and dirt with eyes and blood

    • @matthewmoore7301
      @matthewmoore7301 7 лет назад +35

      That's just what it looks like when you're dashing and slashing faster than any metal trash can in Dark Souls

    • @masterenviofficial
      @masterenviofficial 7 лет назад +6

      Say that to the Frayed Blade.

    • @gutemberg069
      @gutemberg069 7 лет назад +118

      Bb's art style outshines every other game's art style, even Dark souls

    • @Doctor_Pazuzu
      @Doctor_Pazuzu 7 лет назад +16

      It's nice but I hate how samey all the areas and color pallete is.

  • @steviecarlos3851
    @steviecarlos3851 5 лет назад +1821

    7:23 "ROBERRRRRRT"

    • @larseunic
      @larseunic 4 года назад +5

      Hehe

    • @larseunic
      @larseunic 4 года назад +4

      @@thefiend3078 what if I told you... It's 70 now 😏

    • @thefiend3078
      @thefiend3078 4 года назад +1

      @@larseunic one hour

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 4 года назад +48

      "ROBERTOOOOOO"

    • @DannyMexen9
      @DannyMexen9 4 года назад +17

      @@shiroyasha7324 a man of culture

  • @FungWarb12
    @FungWarb12 3 года назад +41

    "It would appear your bodyguards are no longer with us mister Brickley" is one of his best lines ever.

  • @postponeddelay9333
    @postponeddelay9333 Год назад +219

    To this day it’s still the greatest game ever made for me

    • @lorel747
      @lorel747 Год назад +10

      I think sekiro is way better

    • @marza2026
      @marza2026 Год назад +36

      @@lorel747 totally different game

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel Год назад +12

      @@marza2026 I think you're kidding yourself to call it a "totally different game"... They're both unique, but the broad strokes are pure Soulsy.

    • @mrinvincible6849
      @mrinvincible6849 Год назад +2

      @@marza2026both are souls games

    • @ludensarahan
      @ludensarahan Год назад +1

      Me too. this game changed my whole taste in gaming.

  • @momotech7648
    @momotech7648 7 лет назад +82

    3:55 *_"FUCKEN' CROWS!"_*
    this kills me every time i hear it

    • @RJ1015-Plays
      @RJ1015-Plays Год назад

      I think it’s my favorite Dunkey Clip

  • @TikisPlayhouse
    @TikisPlayhouse 7 лет назад +2210

    this game is a masterpice

    • @Chinintoo16
      @Chinintoo16 7 лет назад +103

      Tiki *mastahpiece

    • @hitmanwolf
      @hitmanwolf 7 лет назад +22

      dis gamey ish da mastahpasta!

    • @jamesquinonez3914
      @jamesquinonez3914 7 лет назад +45

      *mastapeece

    • @famtomerc
      @famtomerc 7 лет назад +40

      i dare say its right up there with knack

    • @imlskr
      @imlskr 7 лет назад +24

      But is it Super Mario Brothers II tho ?

  • @Shift_Salt
    @Shift_Salt 4 года назад +32

    Alfonso seemed pretty angry.
    Something must've made him super upset, he's usually really nice.

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 2 года назад

      man had a hard day at work...he just wants to go home and eat his rotisserie chicken and pistachios

  • @jamoyky1
    @jamoyky1 3 года назад +28

    4:22 it sounds like hes become one of the crows while showing his new moves

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 5 лет назад +1561

    *I don't remember ordering a little bitch for breakfast!*
    This could unintentionally the most badass quote I ever heard!

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 4 года назад +10

      I used it when I fought Karstaag in Skyrim

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 2 года назад +1

      @@theresarayner5726 he probably looks the closest to the guy from this video for a skyrim character... but... for my money, Miraak is the little breakfast bitch.

    • @anonfinally1692
      @anonfinally1692 2 года назад +8

      I also find the "It would appear your bodyguards are no longer with us, Mr. Brickham." line pretty badass.

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 7 лет назад +582

    Tony
    Get the boulder

  • @Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master
    @Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master 3 года назад +45

    4:20 joke not intended is the funniest part of this entire video

  • @realburtle
    @realburtle 2 года назад +7

    "Tony, get the boulder"

  • @user-il3wt5yh1u
    @user-il3wt5yh1u 6 лет назад +3060

    Alfonso
    "Gayest barber in town"

    • @ninly1152
      @ninly1152 5 лет назад +19

      Remember That Hug yeah is gay

    • @ballisticthreat
      @ballisticthreat 5 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @ballisticthreat
      @ballisticthreat 5 лет назад +21

      I thought his name was "El Fonzo"

    • @jogiar4340
      @jogiar4340 4 года назад +18

      That mean there are other gay barber in the town

    • @noahmurphy-cristal6040
      @noahmurphy-cristal6040 4 года назад +19

      he can't hide, he leaves a trail of pistachios everywhere he goes

  • @charlesz25
    @charlesz25 6 лет назад +789

    I did the same shit in the room with the vases while my sister said “Why are you breaking everything you’re just wasting time,” but I was so convinced that I’d find a secret passage, i just knew it...

    • @ArstotzkaEmpire
      @ArstotzkaEmpire 6 лет назад +10

      Charles Zuniga Hi, my Bloodborne got corrupted recently and I have to beat the game to ng+7 all over again and then make a meta character. So I thought it would be fun if you guys joined me on my RUclips streams because I'm really bored. I can give you advices about the game or we can communicate with each other. A lot of people got this game for free on ps plus that I was actually trolling with my friend and we probably will. But if you started the game and you need help just ask me. Overall I just want to have fun and I'm bored beating the game 8 times again so you can join my streams if you want. Bye. No advertising, just bored.

    • @lambdaxian9974
      @lambdaxian9974 4 года назад +62

      @@ArstotzkaEmpire no

    • @horsepaste
      @horsepaste 4 года назад +6

      @@ArstotzkaEmpire N O

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 4 года назад +14

      Artzozka Empire that is the literal definition of advertisement

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 3 года назад +3

      @pbhtllt ye its so interesting to see how this entire map isnt just one line but everything is connected and that one useless door is a prime example of that

  • @Ajuliano671
    @Ajuliano671 3 года назад +64

    5:50-6:18 Hype level increase. I need this on repeat for every boss battle.

  • @acasualsoul3329
    @acasualsoul3329 3 года назад +35

    To this day still a classic

  • @CSHennessey
    @CSHennessey 7 лет назад +198

    He posted!
    Tony put away the boulder.

  • @SithDarthGendo
    @SithDarthGendo 4 года назад +16

    "Let's fucking go"
    From here and onwards is possibly the best dunk moment of all time.

  • @Playtoallwins
    @Playtoallwins 2 года назад +16

    Never have played any of the souls bourne games .
    BUT 5:50 that soundtrack. Can make everyone Hype it make you feel you can take on Everything .
    Got to try this hard game.

    • @derpi3438
      @derpi3438 Год назад +1

      Did you try it out?

    • @bcbitchkkv
      @bcbitchkkv Год назад +1

      And Ludwig Holy Blade, Cleric Beast, The First Hunter, Laurence the First Vicar, "Bloodborne" (end credits), Lady Maria... such a phenomenal OST!!!

  • @ChaoticTempleKnightYT
    @ChaoticTempleKnightYT 5 лет назад +386

    "Buh-bye health, this game is evil."
    The chalice dungeons in a nutshell.

  • @ivansmirnov7977
    @ivansmirnov7977 7 лет назад +378

    Dunkborne

  • @VoidSinister
    @VoidSinister 4 года назад +14

    Bloodborne got me into the souls' trilogy and for that, I am forever grateful

  • @Komega01
    @Komega01 3 года назад +12

    "it seems your body guards are no longer with us mr. brickle" that one got me i live this game

  • @damienjohn
    @damienjohn 7 лет назад +2537

    Fuck, this just reminded me how much I love this game. Am now going to replay

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 7 лет назад +156

      I was just thinking. "Well fuck it's time to go back to Yharnam."

    • @UncannyXander
      @UncannyXander 7 лет назад +12

      James Downs It's not as good as you remember. Just wait until you encounter the enemies off to the right of the Cathedral : )

    • @peterf9006
      @peterf9006 7 лет назад +80

      Git...gud?

    • @damienjohn
      @damienjohn 7 лет назад +42

      Have played through the game over half a dozen times, tbh it gets even better after the first play through. And the two hunters to the right of the Cathedral are really not that bad.. did you play past there or was that where you called it quits?

    • @UncannyXander
      @UncannyXander 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah I know, I DIDN'T get 79% trophy attainment. I just gave up at those Cathedral hunters.

  • @671Battlemage
    @671Battlemage 5 лет назад +416

    5:50
    Let no Historian or Scholar ever downplay or deny the scale of the fucking hype Dunkey put in that Orchestra number.
    Shit had me pumped fr

    • @juniorh5743
      @juniorh5743 2 года назад +6

      Woo!- WHOO!

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 7 месяцев назад +5

      It's literally in the game, the 2nd phase OST

  • @Gretchaninov
    @Gretchaninov 5 месяцев назад +3

    That cannon killed me the first time too. I had no idea what the hell it was. Everything just blew up and I died despite nearly having full health. I was being very cautious and thorough at that point and luckily got my blood echoes back, but still. So many areas were like that - they just obliterate you the first time.

    • @akiraigarashi2874
      @akiraigarashi2874 2 месяца назад +2

      Souls games in a nutshell. Knowledge is power

  • @heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382
    @heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382 2 года назад +4

    this video is the best depiction of early-game bloodborne i've ever seen. central yharnam abused me more than my parents.

  • @Arozura
    @Arozura 7 лет назад +972

    cut off my legs and give me that damn wheelchair!!!!

  • @brian3634
    @brian3634 7 лет назад +761

    4:21 did anyone notice that the sound dunkey makes wile being killed by the trash crows is sort of like the sound that a real crow makes.

    • @actualdinosaur4337
      @actualdinosaur4337 6 лет назад +25

      Byron the best wait that wasn't the crows?

    • @ArstotzkaEmpire
      @ArstotzkaEmpire 6 лет назад +4

      Byron the best Hi, my Bloodborne got corrupted recently and I have to beat the game to ng+7 all over again and then make a meta character. So I thought it would be fun if you guys joined me on my RUclips streams because I'm really bored. I can give you advices about the game or we can communicate with each other. A lot of people got this game for free on ps plus that I was actually trolling with my friend and we probably will. But if you started the game and you need help just ask me. Overall I just want to have fun and I'm bored beating the game 8 times again so you can join my streams if you want. Bye. No advertising, just bored.

    • @annedrop
      @annedrop 6 лет назад +1

      Arstotzka Empire I'm sorry this is so late but can you help me with Logarius? I'm shit at this game

    • @ArstotzkaEmpire
      @ArstotzkaEmpire 6 лет назад +1

      Andresta Alfarizky yeah sure I need to get to the dlc but sure. Have you tried the community though?

    • @solenyamusic
      @solenyamusic 6 лет назад

      Arstotzka Empire psn name? :3

  • @traderjoestar
    @traderjoestar 2 года назад +6

    Dunk souls vids are soo well crafted and funny. Some of my favs

  • @Ancor_Vantian
    @Ancor_Vantian 3 года назад +8

    5:57 I don't know why, but I find that axe dodge so.. .satisfying for some reason.

  • @illusionarywallahead1184
    @illusionarywallahead1184 7 лет назад +272

    Only took him 2 years boys

    • @bernardosales1044
      @bernardosales1044 7 лет назад +5

      Oh hell yeah,fluffy tail waifu

    • @bakubread9308
      @bakubread9308 7 лет назад +3

      please stop sexually harassing the helpful message, guys

    • @bernardosales1044
      @bernardosales1044 7 лет назад

      Baku Haku You can't make me

    • @roy-kn7pi
      @roy-kn7pi 7 лет назад

      Sombra u more hot FUCK 👿😍

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 7 лет назад +1

      Now we wait 3 years for him to play Persona 5.

  • @ForcesOfOdin
    @ForcesOfOdin 7 лет назад +646

    Fucking hilarious. That game is a masterpiece on every level.

    • @jaredprather8060
      @jaredprather8060 7 лет назад +107

      Sounds like we've got ourselves a casul over here.

    • @elrondmcbong6392
      @elrondmcbong6392 7 лет назад +18

      ForcesOfOdin nah. Loading times are laughable. Pvp sucked & grinding vials can make early game a (an?) annoying grind.
      BB definitely has its flaws. Still a pretty damn good game. 5/7.
      edit: also: i dont know how it is with newer playstations but mine (first edition on the market) always became a jet engine 15 mins into the game. It would get louder than my tv in a long session. Shit was ridiculous. The game really did push the hardware to its limits.

    • @_TEKKA0107
      @_TEKKA0107 7 лет назад +26

      Dont play darksouls if you are gonna complain like a bitch. this game aint for casuls like you, git gud.

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 7 лет назад +9

      True Pride Life not replenishing is a great feature. It encourages a more voracious playstyle instead of turtling and dodging until your health comes back.
      Farming Blood Vials is gay af tho, especially when you are grinding a boss.
      In many cases it would've been superior design to have enemies that drop vials on the "quick path" to the boss.

    • @folx2733
      @folx2733 7 лет назад +7

      True Pride it is like that because of the lore. Blood vials are a precious commodity in this world, that's what turned whole Yharnam to shit man, that's why it would be ass design to have it replenished all the time. just teleport to central yharnam/cleric beast boss lamp and kill the werewolves and giants, rinse and repeat.
      also "checkpoints are trash because you have to be on your toes all the time" is the most retarded thing ive ever read. you having to be on your toes all the time is kinda the point. thats what seperates an inconsequential shitty rpg and a horror-esque action game dripping with atmosphere to glue you in to the world.

  • @daymeonzoleo183
    @daymeonzoleo183 Год назад +4

    "I'm a Karate Master. Come here Werewolf!" Has got to be one of Dunkey's best lines. It gets me laughing every time. 😂

  • @josiahgarber3761
    @josiahgarber3761 3 года назад +9

    I know it's three years later, but I just started playing this game, and it has been ridiculously fun and addictive. Not many games can be hard enough to make me retry a boss fight for 5 hours and still keep my chomping at the bit to play more.

  • @IAmAleksha
    @IAmAleksha 7 лет назад +630

    Beating Bloodborne was one of my greatest gaming memories.

    • @sirchris6047
      @sirchris6047 7 лет назад +85

      thats a shit memory

    • @irondvs1996
      @irondvs1996 7 лет назад +20

      Plagues i got the platinum trophy for it.. the tears were worth it 11/10 would get a heart attack in the dungeon chalices again.

    • @danwork1149
      @danwork1149 7 лет назад +22

      Plagues I never beat the first boss...

    • @ms1499
      @ms1499 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah I got the platty on it too. The chalice dungeons were a bitch.

    • @colefisher1240
      @colefisher1240 7 лет назад +6

      The platinum felt good man

  • @rarvikar
    @rarvikar 7 лет назад +1904

    Central Yharnam is on par with the village in Resident Evil 4 as the best opening levels/areas in a game.

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 6 лет назад +39

      Honestly that’s the way I feel about the Upper Cathedral Ward.

    • @malukogamer1154
      @malukogamer1154 6 лет назад +45

      Now imagining the yharnam people screaming ''un forastero''

    • @ArstotzkaEmpire
      @ArstotzkaEmpire 6 лет назад +8

      Rishabh Are you joking me? More like the worst frustrating annoying level in video game history. The worst location where you're super underpowered especially your damage against the Cleric Beast which is super small.

    • @ArstotzkaEmpire
      @ArstotzkaEmpire 6 лет назад +3

      Rishabh anyway, Hi, my Bloodborne got corrupted recently and I have to beat the game to ng+7 all over again and then make a meta character. So I thought it would be fun if you guys joined me on my RUclips streams because I'm really bored. I can give you advices about the game or we can communicate with each other. A lot of people got this game for free on ps plus that I was actually trolling with my friend and we probably will. But if you started the game and you need help just ask me. Overall I just want to have fun and I'm bored beating the game 8 times again so you can join my streams if you want. Bye. No advertising, just bored.

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 6 лет назад +89

      Arstotzka Empire The hell are you on about, you’re perfectly equipped to kill Cleric Beast on your first go if you play smart.

  • @VoodooJoker090
    @VoodooJoker090 2 года назад +1

    sad I just found this in 2021. Still play this amazing game from time to time. Great work my dude

  • @dgouin99
    @dgouin99 2 года назад +4

    maybe the real treasure was the pots we broke along the way

  • @xjakegamesx9912
    @xjakegamesx9912 7 лет назад +97

    This reminds me of the time Alfonso beat Dunkey in bloodborne

  • @supergogeta9809
    @supergogeta9809 6 лет назад +349

    Is it just me, or is Duney's screaming so goddamn funny that no matter how many times you replay it, thst it is still funny.

  • @blank_9565
    @blank_9565 Год назад +4

    For the past 5 years I’ve watched this video for the 20th time now. It’s pure perfection

  • @tinynugget2800
    @tinynugget2800 Год назад +8

    0:41 perfectly describes bloodborne

  • @shrain
    @shrain 7 лет назад +78

    I like the Gex-esque quote as the vid description lol

    • @thesalteen2962
      @thesalteen2962 7 лет назад +3

      That's exactly what I was thinking when I read it.

    • @stinkusdinkus9255
      @stinkusdinkus9255 7 лет назад +1

      I read Gex so I commented to say Gex is my childhood

    • @rushfan212
      @rushfan212 7 лет назад

      It really does though.

  • @TheGrumpyMunchkins
    @TheGrumpyMunchkins 7 лет назад +703

    When I'm old and gray I want a Gatling gun on the front of my wheelchair. "Get out of way! I need to make it in time for the early bird special at Denny's, bitches!" Pew, pew, pew, pew! Die! I'm grumpy when I'm hungry!

    • @sergioescobar1391
      @sergioescobar1391 7 лет назад +13

      At least it'd be better than the Scotsman from Samurai Jack Season 5.

    • @stormichigura
      @stormichigura 7 лет назад +4

      YOU'RE NOT GOIN ENYWHERE YA BIG BAFFOON!

    • @bigounce2651
      @bigounce2651 7 лет назад +2

      Just make sure not to come across another old man like you.

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 7 лет назад +11

      you're not you when you're hungry

    • @theale8821
      @theale8821 7 лет назад +26

      Eat a snickers

  • @gregtheunstoppable4487
    @gregtheunstoppable4487 2 года назад +2

    Dunkey ad libing to The Hunter was something I needed in my life

  • @A_Crusader
    @A_Crusader 4 года назад +14

    “IM WINNING!” *dies* “tony get the boulder”

  • @EdvinKovacevic
    @EdvinKovacevic 7 лет назад +239

    7:43 min of dunkey. today was a good day.

  • @matth1621
    @matth1621 7 лет назад +109

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE 1826

    • @1212zeek1212
      @1212zeek1212 7 лет назад +6

      "On the fucking, on the caveman walls."

  • @sumochump
    @sumochump 5 лет назад +80

    4:08 - "Turns out there was no treasure guys..." - Dunkey
    There was treasure in that room the whole time. It was you Dunkey. You are the treasure.
    No homo... or maybe just a little idk

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад

      Holy shit, I think that’s accidental, but you’ve reached new levels of spelling mistakes in the words “you are” !!!
      (Then again, all spelling mistakes are accidents)

  • @reverendwartooth8470
    @reverendwartooth8470 3 года назад +17

    I don't even know how many times I've backed the video up to listen to the noise he makes at 2:00 lol. It's up there with his Pelican screech 🤣

  • @TheGhostWarden
    @TheGhostWarden 5 лет назад +99

    "You leave a trail of pistachio shells everywhere you walk"
    I lost it.

  • @Stevenisstupid
    @Stevenisstupid 7 лет назад +258

    Bout time you played this game.

    • @Kinoksis
      @Kinoksis 7 лет назад +5

      And now it's time for Dark Souls 2. A man can dream.

    • @Swissgar0
      @Swissgar0 7 лет назад +1

      steven lake Going from Bloodborne to Dark Souls 2 won't be easy.
      For someone new, it'll be easy to pass it off as a bad game.
      Especially if they don't play it for the pvp, which is one of Ds2's main strengths lol

    • @divinedimes260
      @divinedimes260 7 лет назад +1

      Kinoksis is that game any good?

    • @DietLemonT
      @DietLemonT 7 лет назад +1

      Dark Souls 2 is shit

    • @Swissgar0
      @Swissgar0 7 лет назад +1

      Dr. DietLemonT Opinions

  • @LearnTrainPlay
    @LearnTrainPlay 9 месяцев назад +2

    Your commentary is gold, thank you for these amazing videos. They make me laugh so hard.

  • @yassen9492
    @yassen9492 3 года назад +3

    I love how he is being himself.. it's soo funny in each of his vids.. keep up being awesome bro and make us laugh even harder

  • @MattttAndrade
    @MattttAndrade 6 лет назад +385

    "Come the fuuuuckkkkkk onnnnnnn"

    • @blankface911
      @blankface911 6 лет назад +3

      Genuinely my favorite part, so good