Series 6, Episode 1 -'The Old Soft Curved Padlock' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @DustyLizard85
    @DustyLizard85 4 года назад +4839

    I can't believe the fake legs got me. Haha just watching wide-eyed "What is she thinking this is such a terrible idea how are they allowing this??"

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 4 года назад +357

      I know me too. Her whole “hurry it up” was great fucking acting

    • @alexspindler1
      @alexspindler1 4 года назад +138

      Hook Line & Sinker for me. I thought it was going to reveal a flag she was sitting on. Excellent gag trick

    • @jck1794
      @jck1794 4 года назад +212

      that was fantastic, i was legitimately worried for her lmao

    • @straypaperplane
      @straypaperplane 4 года назад +78

      i was so confused thinking "but she's fine on set?"

    • @Cruxador
      @Cruxador 4 года назад +109

      This is nothing compared to the terrible ideas by Rhod Gilbert that they actually do allow in a later series.

  • @Tsurja
    @Tsurja 3 года назад +2927

    "I wonder which one's going to be the unhinged one this sea~"
    "I brought my own blood"
    "...nevermind"

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 3 года назад +149

      There's always got to be a season psychopath!

    • @lhfirex
      @lhfirex 3 года назад +63

      I'm so used to her being all proper and gorgeous when I've seen her on QI, too.

    • @bruhmodeactive3211
      @bruhmodeactive3211 3 года назад +39

      @@beek.4860 like bob mortimer?

    • @LightemupWMH
      @LightemupWMH 3 года назад +34

      But she is a fucking genius and cute

    • @beretperson
      @beretperson 3 года назад +101

      Then for her next trick she ripped her legs off. Russel is right to be afraid!

  • @thelorewriter9460
    @thelorewriter9460 3 года назад +754

    "You have plenty of opportunities to be sexy at home"
    I love when Greg says something he thinks is absurd and we get the live reaction to himself

  • @DanksterPaws
    @DanksterPaws 4 года назад +8108

    It’s always odd seeing the first episode. You dont know any of them. Or what they are like. Sometimes I feel like they are inferior to the previous ones. Yet everytime as the series goes. I see their personalities and suddenly they are just as good. Once the series ends. I go back to the first episode and it feels like It was so different. Anyone else have this feeling?

    • @TheBaldr
      @TheBaldr 4 года назад +415

      You get more attached the contestants especially with more episodes. Now we are getting 10 per series, it going to be sad when this series is over.

    • @resterdebout57
      @resterdebout57 4 года назад +504

      Not really, the first episode of Series 5 immediately slapped me in the face with the full-fledged glory of all five. Gonna miss them.

    • @apatternedhorizon
      @apatternedhorizon 4 года назад +76

      If i remember, this season it seemed like a lot of them half-assed the tasks so i ended up skipping it

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 4 года назад +108

      Alex described this once as similar to a sitcom in the casting where you're learning who the characters are and how they interact with each other and the plot (/tasks) as you watch.
      So that makes sense.

    • @namenotimportant7988
      @namenotimportant7988 4 года назад +91

      This is the worst season imo, so don't get your hopes up. Shame too, because I quite like a few of the contestants from other things.

  • @Gameboi834
    @Gameboi834 4 года назад +797

    "I've gone for blood" as the starting phrase of the series is incredible, I love it.

  • @davidm5646
    @davidm5646 3 года назад +1152

    ATTENTION: If you're watching this epsode right after you've finished the 5th Series, you've missed out on the Champion of Champions special. The 5 past champions battling it out!

    • @1D935
      @1D935 2 года назад +58

      Omg! Thank you for this! Would’ve never known lol :,)

    • @shiver752
      @shiver752 2 года назад +12

      Thank you!!

    • @SolunaVincent
      @SolunaVincent 2 года назад +18

      You're the real MVP!

    • @jondw
      @jondw 2 года назад +4

      thank you

    • @BlushandBobbins
      @BlushandBobbins Год назад +2

      Thank you!!! How many episodes is it?

  • @martinstent5339
    @martinstent5339 3 года назад +485

    Liza Tarbuck is like a homing pigeon! She just "knew" which way to go, and walked to the house! Incredible.

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 Месяц назад

      Well she does "know", I am pretty sure she lived in Chiswick (probably still does) and is from Kingston.

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 4 года назад +1990

    I love Asim’s apparent genuine belief that the wardrobe would magically teleport him back to the Taskmaster house.

    • @yetipotato8567
      @yetipotato8567 3 года назад +31

      Video game logic didnt work this time

    • @K.YouTube2
      @K.YouTube2 3 года назад +51

      @@yetipotato8567 That's from a book

    • @combogalis
      @combogalis 3 года назад +24

      There really did seem to be some actual hope there.

    • @pippincovington1348
      @pippincovington1348 3 года назад +124

      ironically, if he had committed to waiting longer in the wardrobe he would've got more points

    • @garethrobinson4389
      @garethrobinson4389 3 года назад +15

      @@K.RUclips2 and a video game. You don’t have to correct people when they simply aren’t referring to something you’re familiar with, there are probably things you don’t know. Yes, there is a wardrobe in a book that works that way but the reference to “video game logic” because of the multiple fast travel methods one can find throughout the gaming world, carries more weight than “fictional logic from that one book”.

  • @klausoshaunacey8429
    @klausoshaunacey8429 4 года назад +562

    I love Liza just vibing on her morning walk out of the armoire

  • @esthermphelps
    @esthermphelps 4 года назад +1171

    They do an EXCELLENT job of hiding the camera and the camera men

    • @ianthehuman
      @ianthehuman 3 года назад +113

      Thats a good point! I've never thought about it, but the production team really knows their stuff.

    • @scz1770
      @scz1770 3 года назад +134

      Unless it's going to make a really good gag or if a contestant makes the crew interact with them, they really are very out of sight! it's a testament to their skill

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 3 года назад +71

      Noticed that when Russell fell out of the wheelbarrow, no one was behind him, and the very next shot was him from behind saying "That's a stunt." Ninja level!

    • @garethrobinson4389
      @garethrobinson4389 3 года назад +73

      Yes! This film crew is pretty incredible. Their ability to stay hidden and what they do when contestants have to put a video together in stop motion or slow motion or that epic trailer Mel and Hugh made a couple seasons back! It’s nice to see the crew get a shout out.

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 2 года назад +21

      Yeah! Part of the magic of this show is just how exquisite everything is around the chaos. Even or especially when it's completely ludicrous and goofy, the production value is on-point.

  • @charliehinds5695
    @charliehinds5695 4 года назад +3193

    These guys have been doing a great job of keeping people entertained during quarantine.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 4 года назад +75

      It is really nice to watch something that's mentally engaging, because you interpret the task and think about how you'd do it, but also completely fucking absurd and not at all related to real world events

    • @thefandom5483
      @thefandom5483 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @SirKingHoff
      @SirKingHoff 4 года назад +3

      I love the submissions people are sending in :D

    • @AndrewCurto
      @AndrewCurto 4 года назад +2

      These are all reruns, you should definitely watch as much taskmaster as you can get your hands on.

    • @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming
      @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming 4 года назад

      For sure, watched through all season 6 in reverse.

  • @lukethomas658
    @lukethomas658 4 года назад +2198

    I'm rooting for Alice, she's clever. Although "why don't you ring your agent" from Lisa was hilarious!

    • @DogNamedWatson
      @DogNamedWatson 4 года назад +238

      I love Alice, and I'm absolutely rooting for her, but man if Lisa didn't win me over with that quip, and with how fucking delightful and happy she was during her walk in the Hat task. When she started talking about how lovely the tree was, I was sold.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 3 года назад +77

      @@DogNamedWatson Although she's not as consistently cheerful, Lisa reminds me a lot of Mel, who was my favourite contestant so far.

    • @kjohn5224
      @kjohn5224 3 года назад +6

      that simpin' life

    • @zeuxlaught2797
      @zeuxlaught2797 3 года назад +44

      @@kjohn5224 nah if alice was a boy we'd still root for her, what a beautiful soul she is.

    • @MorrisseyMuse
      @MorrisseyMuse 2 года назад

      @@kjohn5224 it's not simping, it's called being a straight man you muppet lol

  • @StarshipVGer
    @StarshipVGer 4 года назад +1422

    Each season there has to be one person in a weird outfit. It's hilarious

    • @Tefans97
      @Tefans97 4 года назад +1

      Who was it for season 2?

    • @LN-3000
      @LN-3000 4 года назад +5

      @@Tefans97 john, i feel

    • @blunderstruck1
      @blunderstruck1 3 года назад +41

      @@LN-3000 nah Katherine had that neat leopard print fur coat remember?

    • @LN-3000
      @LN-3000 3 года назад +1

      @@blunderstruck1 true, very true!

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 2 года назад +2

      Tim's pants make me uncomfortable

  • @ullamolina2007
    @ullamolina2007 2 года назад +437

    Alice handled the Hat task like a true Alice would - wondered around while being cutely lost, befriended some creatures, got some tea and was home right in time.

    • @epfsixucsoip2926
      @epfsixucsoip2926 Год назад +8

      Yes! I was thinking that too! She’s adorable.

    • @longtoney
      @longtoney Год назад +16

      i enjoy this comment's assertion that men are creatures

  • @bismuthcrystal9658
    @bismuthcrystal9658 4 года назад +485

    That Asim went into the cupboard thinking he might end up in Narnia really lends credence to the idea that Alex was serious about them having been drugged.

  • @olscratch74
    @olscratch74 4 года назад +382

    38:00 "Ring your agent."
    Liza's spicy!

  • @ileonageroux7326
    @ileonageroux7326 4 года назад +821

    Laughed so hard when Alice's wheel barrow stunt was revealed.
    I was thinking "she can't be serious she is going to get hurt" when they showed us it was all hooked up.
    Alex's concern was great !

    • @fuzzincedinnadon
      @fuzzincedinnadon 4 года назад +12

      I can't remember when I laughed so hard, indeed. Great moment. :D

    • @JudyCZ
      @JudyCZ Год назад +2

      You're right, until reading this I didn't fully realise how much her success depended on Alex. I totally bought it too.

  • @Maryhavo1
    @Maryhavo1 4 года назад +275

    "is it like a Narnia?" and walking back into the closet has the same energy as Mawaan trying to put helium into an egg

  • @Anna-qk7id
    @Anna-qk7id Год назад +55

    I ought to thank taskmaster. These full episodes have gotten me through a lot if things. My cat passed 2 months ago, and all that I watched was taskmaster. I remember getting really emotional in class, and the one thing I wanted was to go home and binge taskmaster. It sounds silly, that a silly little show helped me through a difficult time in life but it did, and I forever thank Greg Davies and Alex Horne. Rest in peace little boy

    • @ericjourdain892
      @ericjourdain892 Год назад +3

      RIP to your little boy. Was by any chance his name Alex Horne?

    • @Attisyn49031
      @Attisyn49031 6 месяцев назад

      So sorry love.

    • @MissKizzy
      @MissKizzy 25 дней назад

      Taskmaster genuinely helped me get over my cat Missy a few years ago. You need to see the good in life, and that is what this show does. I hope you're doing well. ❤

  • @goodnight4u
    @goodnight4u 3 года назад +119

    I LOVED Liza's wheel barrow stunt. Never in a hundred years would my brain have gone that direction.

  • @kleerude
    @kleerude 2 года назад +81

    The guy on the bike who says in the most withering tone, “Is there only one golf club?” is hilarious.

  • @UKlaily
    @UKlaily 4 года назад +593

    ‘Finally... Coming out of closet...’ Im imagining Joe Lycett dropping that joke in this series with his fluffy jacket.

    • @lai17
      @lai17 Год назад +15

      and he always kissed Greg’s portrait!

  • @michaelgirodat1062
    @michaelgirodat1062 4 года назад +244

    "If life gives you lemons, squeeze them on the crotch of your safari suit and have a breakdown."
    I will, Greg. From now on, I will.

  • @ratinthecat2
    @ratinthecat2 4 года назад +755

    I was genuinely scared that Alice was going to break the shit out of her ankles & bust her ass. Well done, miss.

  • @sora79531
    @sora79531 4 года назад +1027

    Every day is a day I'm living just to get to series 7 to see James acaster's full episodes

    • @shae-magicfox
      @shae-magicfox 4 года назад +30

      SAAAAAME I'm so excited for this season xD

    • @mathijsblokker4823
      @mathijsblokker4823 4 года назад +8

      This is accurate

    • @freadbear9645
      @freadbear9645 4 года назад +7

      same

    • @BlitzerXYZ
      @BlitzerXYZ 4 года назад +50

      I've avoided watching the compilations because I want to be surprised

    • @jong5089
      @jong5089 4 года назад +3

      You can find almost every full episode on Dailymotion in slightly lower quality (480P/720P), including the whole of season seven.

  • @Ernie_Bernie
    @Ernie_Bernie 4 года назад +934

    Russell and Little Alex are so obviously non-smokers, it's hilarious how bad they were at lighting their cigarettes. 😂

    • @tfwiii
      @tfwiii 3 года назад +99

      If you listen carefully Alex does suggest a blowback... Some 'smoking' history there I think :-D

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 года назад +37

      @@tfwiii Indeed, I was surprised to hear him suggest that, I'm guessing he was a stoner in his teens.

    • @inzanedogg3
      @inzanedogg3 2 года назад +38

      Lol they looked like teenagers trying to figure it out

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 2 года назад +6

      like watching 8 y/o try to be cool behind the bleachers.

    • @uncannyalex
      @uncannyalex Год назад +7

      Bit late on but I'm fairly certain Alex and Greg were both quite heavy smokers

  • @mylatahiri2572
    @mylatahiri2572 4 года назад +1240

    Alice is a quick favourite for me, she's hilarious and seems like she'll be great at tasks. Russel is quite funny too, and I'm sure the other three will grow on me as usual.

    • @eurielrabano5732
      @eurielrabano5732 4 года назад +7

      I agree

    • @noraevison3026
      @noraevison3026 4 года назад +109

      try out her podcast "my dad wrote a porno", where she listens to her friend read his dad's self published erotic literature. it's had me cry laughing while walking down the street.

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh 4 года назад +27

      Nora Evison I love their podcast! It’s such a fun dynamic with Alice as the only girl in the room usually trying to explain to James about the female anatomy haha. I was set to go to a live show, but sadly the new dates don’t work for me 😔 there’s always next time I suppose!

    • @silassketches6741
      @silassketches6741 4 года назад +6

      Russel is a great comedian- love that man

    • @tacobellworker1955
      @tacobellworker1955 4 года назад +4

      Simp

  • @TheJoePilato
    @TheJoePilato 4 года назад +544

    As an American, I can't wait to send the next several weeks falling in love with these people I've hitherto never heard of.

    • @1995TheDude
      @1995TheDude 4 года назад +15

      nor undreamt of.

    • @Spoonie86
      @Spoonie86 4 года назад +24

      Same here for me as a German.

    • @navamylvaganam622
      @navamylvaganam622 3 года назад +17

      Same here from Canada.

    • @emmiekolker5599
      @emmiekolker5599 3 года назад +13

      Same but once I saw Katherine Ryan I loved her. She’s so funny

    • @billbauer9795
      @billbauer9795 3 года назад +3

      @@emmiekolker5599 Yes, she was special. Special enough for me to look up her comedy specials.

  • @avikash7620
    @avikash7620 4 года назад +394

    _I'm 6"2 and overweight and my children call me Little Alex Horne_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cyprel
    @cyprel 4 года назад +166

    Aw, look at Greg and Alex with their matching blue socks!

  • @ZealotZeke
    @ZealotZeke 4 года назад +171

    6:07 "Tough shit, I'm the Taskmaster." If these are not Taskmaster's first words in the Black Widow movie, I will riot. XD

    • @anoijp8601
      @anoijp8601 4 года назад +9

      can u explain what the sentence says

    • @Xerxessinclair
      @Xerxessinclair 4 года назад +10

      @@anoijp8601 your time starts now

    • @cuac5869
      @cuac5869 4 года назад

      Wait is this real?

    • @budle89
      @budle89 2 года назад +2

      So, did u riot?

    • @TheBeastBoss04
      @TheBeastBoss04 2 года назад +3

      Ooh, that movie must have been painful to watch then

  • @ReadingwithMani
    @ReadingwithMani 4 года назад +428

    Are Greg and Alex wearing matching socks? I'm dying here

    • @user-lu4fn9pe4y
      @user-lu4fn9pe4y 4 года назад +20

      they do that at some eps ,yes

    • @jbaby362
      @jbaby362 4 года назад +12

      @@user-lu4fn9pe4y oh my god I'd never noticed!

    • @ericaheap
      @ericaheap 4 года назад +23

      yesss!! was looking for a comment pointing it out, and if i didnt find one i wouldve typed it myself because everyone deserves to appreciate the davies-horne friendship/master-slave duo.

    • @pia91
      @pia91 3 года назад

      always do

  • @chakatfirepaw
    @chakatfirepaw 3 года назад +127

    Rules lawyer time: "Wielding" is the act of taking a weapon into hand in preparation for it being used. The limit was not on the number of cuts or uses, but just on how many times you could pick it up.

    • @Jigglebilly98
      @Jigglebilly98 2 года назад +26

      My thoughts exactly… drove me crazy

    • @wanderinwolf3804
      @wanderinwolf3804 2 года назад +9

      My thoughts exactly. as well. Don't know how I would truly react, but I hope that I would at least remember that much lol. Throughout that task I was thinking, top and bottom the lemons and then built a base of lemons and start stacking on top of each other. The toothpicks I didn't even think of til they were shown.

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 2 года назад +11

      alice's work-around was admirable -- "the" knife, doesn't mean I can't use others!

    • @natew.7951
      @natew.7951 2 года назад +1

      yeah this was annoying.

    • @andrecanis4894
      @andrecanis4894 2 года назад +13

      Even more pedantic rules lawyer: "using only what's in the bowl" - the knife wasn't in the bowl.

  • @bengrabowski8574
    @bengrabowski8574 4 года назад +284

    So no one's gonna talk about how Tim essentially brought in lean for the prize task?

    • @TheBosborn
      @TheBosborn 4 года назад +32

      Was gonna say... He didn't "invent" anything

    • @Edowulf
      @Edowulf 4 года назад +56

      Homie rolled in with the sizzurp

    • @squeakyelbows
      @squeakyelbows 4 года назад +8

      what is lean?

    • @TheBosborn
      @TheBosborn 4 года назад +52

      @@squeakyelbows Pharmaceutical grade cough syrup mixed with soda.

    • @jck1794
      @jck1794 4 года назад +37

      when he explained how he made it i was like, waiittt a minute lmao

  • @zacharyenglish2904
    @zacharyenglish2904 4 года назад +229

    So after the theme song task was released, I now here Ed crying like a terrible terrible baby when it plays

    • @heatherwhited5735
      @heatherwhited5735 4 года назад +5

      wa wa wa wa, wa wa wa wa

    • @amelie5903
      @amelie5903 4 года назад +3

      Wheeereee is my mooooooom

    • @chell272
      @chell272 4 года назад +3

      Aw, I just keeping thinking about how wise and tall Greg is.

    • @amelie5903
      @amelie5903 4 года назад

      @JeremyK 541OR. my where was right though

    • @heatherwhited5735
      @heatherwhited5735 4 года назад +1

      He’s also fat, don’t forget.

  • @kurumi394
    @kurumi394 4 года назад +224

    Season 4 and 5 were amazing because of the overall positivity Mel and Nish brought to the show, along with the chaos that everyone else brought. Let's see if this season does that as well

    • @garethrobinson4389
      @garethrobinson4389 3 года назад +65

      A lot of people seemed to find Nish annoying but watching someone enjoy themselves that much is better than most medications.

    • @chiptovar
      @chiptovar 2 года назад +3

      Series 7 has been my favorite for that reason. There were a couple of very positive, happy contestants. I loved it.

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 2 года назад

      @@chiptovar Jess and...Phil? what?

    • @chiptovar
      @chiptovar 2 года назад +2

      @@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 Ha, good point. Maybe Jess was so positive that I counted her double. But I did really enjoy this cast.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 2 года назад +35

      @@garethrobinson4389 Nish is literally my favorite contestant. He's so bad and yet he loves every minute of it. Not just of his tasks, but there is this genuine enjoyment of seeing other people's tasks that just lifts my heart

  • @fc7777fc
    @fc7777fc 4 года назад +147

    Greg has begun wearing glasses...to show that time has passed

  • @rebeccam2553
    @rebeccam2553 2 года назад +25

    I will never get over Russell just calling his agent. What a showbiz move.

  • @Rannoch_
    @Rannoch_ 4 года назад +596

    They play that whole "Alex trying to be sexy" thing as a joke, but I mean... 👀

    • @eavening4149
      @eavening4149 4 года назад +50

      And how. He's a tall glass of water.

    • @sarahlovesx
      @sarahlovesx 4 года назад +19

      it was ruined for me when he was wiping away sweat but then they cut to a shot of the guests wearing coats

    • @unoriented_x4957
      @unoriented_x4957 4 года назад +20

      There's that episode of 8 out of 10 cats does countdown where he dances around in shorts... a perfect demonstration why ginger is my fav flavor!

    • @barrettjolson
      @barrettjolson 4 года назад +5

      eavening little glass of water

    • @Ashxela
      @Ashxela 4 года назад +9

      honestly, did anyone see that cigarette bit. Boiiiii 👀

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 4 года назад +126

    1.) "There's strength in arches!"
    2.) "Roselind is a fucking nightmare."
    3.) "The geezer went... and he knows!"
    Three phrases from Taskmaster that will never leave me.

  • @stambayheere1283
    @stambayheere1283 3 года назад +82

    "I'm not going against her, she's a wizard!"
    I believe that. I'm bewitched by Alice.

  • @kantahanwithkahel
    @kantahanwithkahel 3 года назад +178

    Greg: “I suspect you’re exhausted from winning over Alvin and Simon.”
    Alice: “And Theodore!”
    That was quick!

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 2 года назад +11

      I think alex had to tell greg what she was talking about.

    • @kosherkitties5897
      @kosherkitties5897 2 года назад

      That really was some of the best, snappiest improv I've ever seen.

    • @billbauer9795
      @billbauer9795 2 года назад +1

      @@timq6224 What WAS she talking about? Who is Theodore?

    • @caedon6543
      @caedon6543 2 года назад +6

      @@billbauer9795 alvin and the chipmunks

    • @billbauer9795
      @billbauer9795 2 года назад

      @@caedon6543 Thank you!

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 года назад +93

    37:58
    "Ring your agent."
    I like Liza

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 2 года назад +37

    Russell has the energy, accent, and tinted glasses of the 60-year-old chain-smoking retired stuntman he pretended to be in the first task

  • @evee7408
    @evee7408 4 года назад +121

    I love that Alex and Greg have matching socks on

  • @ScrambledAndBenedict
    @ScrambledAndBenedict Год назад +7

    Liza's great. I love that she's actually enjoying the walk, and commenting on the nice weather and that big tree and the like.

  • @somethingelse9176
    @somethingelse9176 2 года назад +48

    Russell tumbling over the table between serene Liza and vibing Tim is just art.

  • @suellaa7253
    @suellaa7253 4 года назад +56

    Greg Davies is so handsome in glasses. He looks like a silver fox that’s gonna read a fire side story. immaculate

  • @-MakeItGood-
    @-MakeItGood- 4 года назад +57

    After watching this show I now say my new favorite line “piss and shit” when I’m mad

  • @spikemurphy5054
    @spikemurphy5054 5 месяцев назад +3

    ‘It’s sort of like vegan Jenga’, then Alex saying ‘isn’t jenga already vegan’ is an underrated witty moment of this episode.

  • @theau.1536
    @theau.1536 4 года назад +559

    ARE WE NOT GONNA GET TO SEE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS??

    • @Antanana_Rivo
      @Antanana_Rivo 4 года назад +31

      This. So much!!!

    • @colmhayes7750
      @colmhayes7750 4 года назад +36

      Yes!! More Bob

    • @padawannabe
      @padawannabe 4 года назад +13

      Absolutely this. Pretty please!

    • @Crevulus
      @Crevulus 4 года назад +69

      I'm furious. Was the All-Star line up a joke to them? Like it's all played out for laughs, or some kind of comedy bit?
      Meta note: So British of us to be unsatisfied with this amazing free content.
      Even if you're not British: you are an honorary member now.

    • @krablord
      @krablord 4 года назад +3

      You can find all the eps on dailymotion

  • @pidgin__
    @pidgin__ 2 года назад +13

    Russell’s wheelbarrow stunt could only be described as a Dale Gribble moment, and I love it.

  • @deltabeta5527
    @deltabeta5527 2 года назад +22

    I have been rewatching all episodes of taskmaster from series 1 and I just realised that the Kissing Greg's painting task was inspired by Joe Lyset

  • @ccboohoo
    @ccboohoo 4 года назад +144

    Alice‘s first words:“I‘ve gone for blood“
    me: i’m in love

  • @knailstheman
    @knailstheman 2 года назад +15

    Its ridiculous how perfectly the shark tumbles over Russell at the end of his stunt

  • @PhilLewis-xg7iv
    @PhilLewis-xg7iv 2 месяца назад +1

    im rewatching all my fav series. this is defo one of my favourites. every contestant gets a 10 out of 10 and the two hosts also get 10 out of 10. alice's wheelbarrow stunt was genius

  • @taliaricher710
    @taliaricher710 4 года назад +98

    im always excited to see how extra greg's "little alex horne" is gonna be

  • @juliekemp7839
    @juliekemp7839 3 года назад +10

    Lisa’s ‘So what?’ is honestly one of my MOST favorite things.

  • @lonodel
    @lonodel 4 года назад +66

    A British game show asked contestants to bring in the best liquid, and not a single one of them brought in any tea? What even is this timeline?

  • @gabrielepresby9120
    @gabrielepresby9120 9 месяцев назад +1

    It’s wonderful to watch these back. I’ve been bingeing Taskmaster for about 2 months now and ran out of episodes. So back I went. I forgot how simply brilliant some of these people are.

  • @MilesLougheed
    @MilesLougheed 4 года назад +62

    I regret my life choices a little less when a new episode is released.

  • @jzthompson9598
    @jzthompson9598 4 года назад +8

    These shows are so fantastic the first time, and even better the second time around.
    What would I have done, how could I have survived 8 months so far of quarantine?
    Thank you, so very, very much. It's led to my learning about so many other British comedy shows, and Russell Howard's show, and pantsdrunk with Greg and Russell. OMG!

  • @a42lalrinkimi48
    @a42lalrinkimi48 4 года назад +30

    I love that Lord Greg and Little Alex Horne were wearing matching socks.

  • @chell272
    @chell272 4 года назад +443

    I really want to see James Veitch take this show on.

    • @TheBriar_123
      @TheBriar_123 4 года назад +33

      Chell oh yes please. The actual chaos.

    • @alexwalters4862
      @alexwalters4862 4 года назад +18

      Please let this happen

    • @SZebS
      @SZebS 4 года назад +13

      Jay foreman

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 4 года назад

      Callie Trout what series/season

    • @melee7958
      @melee7958 4 года назад +7

      amazingabby25 he hasn’t been on the show i think they were thinking about James acaster

  • @nivenfres
    @nivenfres 4 года назад +46

    "Tough Shit ... I'm the Taskmaster"

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 4 года назад +44

    Gonna miss the season five cast, but every season has satisfied so far.

  • @stannousflouride683
    @stannousflouride683 2 года назад +8

    I think that because she's a radio deejay Alice had an advantage estimating the time that passed. A big part of that job is knowing how much time you have for a segment.

  • @Lucy-rz1ce
    @Lucy-rz1ce 3 года назад +61

    "And they call you daddy"
    Let's be honest, everyone calls Greg Davies daddy

  • @headlesszebra9857
    @headlesszebra9857 4 года назад +8

    first thing i thought when i saw the wheelbarrow stund was "those are not her legs" and yet i was still entertained. good job

  • @gabrielleengel7476
    @gabrielleengel7476 4 года назад +178

    Oh no, Alex Horne is such a sweet bean who doesn't look like he should be smoking.

    • @isobelbird
      @isobelbird 4 года назад +18

      I think he has a tattoo as well. Horror of horrors!

    • @isaacstevens5415
      @isaacstevens5415 4 года назад +15

      @@isobelbird I mean, tattoos don't kill people, so there's that.

    • @winnipeginstinct
      @winnipeginstinct 4 года назад +7

      *little alex horne
      ftfy

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh 4 года назад +15

      The cigarettes I think are prop ones, I think there’s all sorts of rules about tobacco products on TV, so easier to use props. But the tattoo thing Isobel mentioned is true I’m afraid lol. he has like a lizard or something on his arm

    • @jamesweller5754
      @jamesweller5754 4 года назад +6

      I though the same thing but I recently watched an interview with Alex. He says he has a bucket for his cigarette butts by the side of the house that never gets filmed and he smokes 30 a day!

  • @daveprice5911
    @daveprice5911 3 года назад +65

    every season greg and Alex become slightly more like a homoerotic d/s relationship

  • @jinlu4
    @jinlu4 4 года назад +17

    "I'm not going against her, she's a wizard! D:" 😂😂

  • @puckbryn3583
    @puckbryn3583 4 года назад +44

    there’s something so innocent and sweet about Tim Vine thinking that he’d invented “fizzy benalyn”

    • @kris778
      @kris778 2 года назад +3

      And on the opposite side of the same energy is Greg thinking he invented an innovative way to butter a crumpet in series 10

  • @joshacollins84
    @joshacollins84 2 года назад +19

    Liza is an absolute delight with her lovely attitude on her walk.

  • @IceMaverick13
    @IceMaverick13 4 года назад +4

    Keep the full episodes coming! Especially during this quarantine... brings me endless joy to watch.

  • @recinbersvoice8802
    @recinbersvoice8802 4 года назад +104

    Now I have to memorize five more people’s names! I had just got last series’ down!

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 4 года назад +3

      You don’t necessarily have to remember their names.

    • @resterdebout57
      @resterdebout57 4 года назад +5

      You might want to check some of Taskmaster contestants on WILTY while waiting for the next episodes. That's how I usually get to know them.

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 4 года назад +4

      @@resterdebout57 I went the other way, I think I stumbled onto Taskmaster because of people on WILTY. Although I knew a few like Nish from other things first.

    • @gunghoun
      @gunghoun 4 года назад +4

      I'm not sure, but I think one of them is named Alex Horne?

  • @TheoRose13
    @TheoRose13 4 года назад +145

    If anyone is falling in love with Alice from this, I highly recommend you listen to the podcast shes on called My Dad Wrote A Porno

    • @smelliajam
      @smelliajam 4 года назад +7

      Theo Rose genius podcast.

    • @alericfox501
      @alericfox501 4 года назад +3

      Absolutely one of my favorites.

    • @buckosoft
      @buckosoft 2 года назад

      Alice is great, but my problem with her is the amount of hair spray, which is a shallow reason, but there it is. (The legs was brilliant)

  • @kenwhite3464
    @kenwhite3464 4 года назад +18

    I love how Greg and Alex wear matching socks sometimes! It's adorable...such a cute relationship.

  • @mylatahiri2572
    @mylatahiri2572 4 года назад +17

    Been refreshing youtube every 20 mins waiting for this, it's Taskmaster Thursday!

  • @Lovecraftian
    @Lovecraftian 4 года назад +31

    Tim made what is affectionately known on the streets as Lean.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 года назад

      Streets in a specific country.

  • @kris778
    @kris778 2 года назад +6

    Russell nearly falling over several times while just explaining what he wanted to do will never not be funny 😂

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 3 года назад +2

    In case anybody was wondering, the Taskmaster house address is Great Chertsy Rd, London W4 3U.
    I don't know if that is doxxing, but I just thought it was interesting to have a look around the place on google maps.
    Apparently is was available for rent as far back as 2014.

  • @jameskuhns3544
    @jameskuhns3544 2 года назад +5

    Lisa GOATed Taskmaster competitor. Cleverness, imagination, is batshit crazy in the exact right moments.

  • @katiebutler8619
    @katiebutler8619 4 года назад +11

    I am American (Texan) and stumbled upon taskmaster clips a few months ago. I binged so many clips before I found that they started posting the full episodes. Now I can't wait for new episodes each week, I love this show and always suggest it to friends!

  • @mrunseen3797
    @mrunseen3797 4 года назад +47

    The world comes together in the comment section under a new taskmaster episode.

  • @Eryngobragh
    @Eryngobragh 4 года назад +78

    Task Daddy has grown a beard and I for one, am so very here for it

    • @Grizzlox
      @Grizzlox 3 года назад +20

      I see you're thirsty... good thing this episode has the best liquid

    • @dominateeye
      @dominateeye 3 года назад +13

      It's a good thing Alex doesn't read these comments, because I don't know if I could handle hearing him call Greg "Task Daddy" on air

    • @aboxinspace
      @aboxinspace 2 года назад +7

      Task Daddy's new getup with beard + glasses is just 👌♥️
      Little Alex is also handsome as always :)

  • @dugdug6265
    @dugdug6265 4 года назад +42

    I can't unhear the baby cover of the title song from Ed Gamble now

    • @propio2957
      @propio2957 4 года назад +5

      I paused the video to make some food and suddenly realized I was singing "Wheeere is my muuuuum?" under my breath

    • @britefeather
      @britefeather 4 года назад

      stop

    • @propio2957
      @propio2957 4 года назад

      @@britefeather ??

  • @mercedesm6839
    @mercedesm6839 3 года назад +1

    i started to write a comment about asim's movie, but every time it just sounded wrong: i loved how encouraging asim was with his little guy.... i was touched by asim and his little mustached man...i thought asim was so sweet with his mustached friend...,,, jokes aside, this task was a lovely insight into how wonderful asim's spirit is. everyone who knows him is blessed.

  • @lipamanka
    @lipamanka 4 года назад +89

    there's no liquid without water
    literally ALL MATTER at its melting point: am I a joke to you?

    • @lipamanka
      @lipamanka 4 года назад +4

      @putsome basilonit fair enough. I suppose all matter at its melting point that does not sublimate.

    • @clementguelain7201
      @clementguelain7201 4 года назад +1

      Plenty of liquid wo water, basically anything water at its melting point, molten iron, liquid nitrogen... even glass if you will are liquid and wo water.

    • @BombaJead
      @BombaJead 4 года назад

      @@clementguelain7201 yeah but it would be quite hard to bring any liquid metals to the show, well except for mercury and gallium.

    • @Thunterise
      @Thunterise 4 года назад +3

      @@clementguelain7201 Great job, you said exactly the same as the comment you're replying to.

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 4 года назад

      Mister Lipman What about wood, eh? I’ve never seen liquid wood.
      Or a single electron? Can’t be a liquid either.

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 4 года назад +69

    At the beginning, I felt Russell was asking for the back story and not arguing about his score. Maybe I read that wrong
    And Alice's wheelbarrow treat was great 👏👏

  • @llllllll1014
    @llllllll1014 4 года назад +4

    I love that there's a hat just sitting next to the portrait.

  • @reimusklinsman5876
    @reimusklinsman5876 4 года назад +4

    So excited for the new episode. This show has been keeping me going for the past few weeks

  • @kasey5057
    @kasey5057 4 года назад +19

    I am so glad I found this wacky weird and wonderful show!!! I’ve seen all the episodes so far and I love it! #hometasking!!

  • @Fadamor
    @Fadamor 5 месяцев назад +1

    Liza Tarbuck: Walked ~787 meters to get from the wardrobe to Greg's portrait in 20 minutes and 50 seconds. Roughly 37.8 meters a minute or 2.27 kmh.
    Tim Vine: took the same route as Liza but took 10 minutes, 40 seconds. Roughly 73.8 meters a minute or 4.4 kmh.
    Asim Chaudhry: traveled ~616 meters and took only 9 minutes. Roughly 68.5 meters a minute or 4.1 kmh.

  • @Skier_girl88
    @Skier_girl88 4 года назад +8

    “It’s like vegan Jenga” “Isn’t Jenga vegan anyways” 😅😂

  • @cheapshotninja
    @cheapshotninja 11 месяцев назад +1

    2:00 "Puase in case of the cheer.. ...ok"
    So short but definitely one of my favorite jokes in this show. Up there with Fern Brady earnestly stating that Greg only ate roasts and the like.

    • @StarChild-s5u
      @StarChild-s5u 9 месяцев назад

      Fern Brady is someone I only know from taskmaster and she’s hilarious… I love her song “it’s me Fern Brady” 😂😂😂

  • @jeniferbaldridge4749
    @jeniferbaldridge4749 4 года назад +4

    A sincere thank you! I'm so glad I found this show.

  • @TrovaoSmasher
    @TrovaoSmasher 2 года назад +11

    2 years late but there's a thing bugging me about the lemon task. They told them to build the highest tower, but still ruled Russels' as 11, even though that's its length, not its height

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 4 года назад +6

    Liza's hat task fills me with joy and hope

  • @이리-y4x
    @이리-y4x 4 года назад +2

    Thank you Taskmaster for your generosity. You are truly saving lives.