10 Great Games You’d Be EMBARRASSED to Play Around Non-Gamers

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @synopticgiant1573
    @synopticgiant1573 4 месяца назад +4226

    Never noticed the tomb raider stuff. Honestly just chalked it up to "yeah, I'd probably grunt and moan too, after hitting the ground after falling from a zip line" seemed realistic to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @maineman5757
      @maineman5757 4 месяца назад +262

      It's not about realism it's about the perception of people that hear it. He says it right there in the video.

    • @jakmccloud2388
      @jakmccloud2388 4 месяца назад

      @@synopticgiant1573 what the dude is trying to say is this the moaning and groaning in the game sound like she's having a great time in bed and a lot of people outside of the video range will hear that and not what is on screen it's just stupid horny idiots don't get the just of it while you're playing the game to you it seems natural because of what's on screen turn the game on look away from the screen and see what your mind comes up with it's called having a dirty mind

    • @jakobwild5886
      @jakobwild5886 4 месяца назад +237

      ​@@maineman5757well that could be said for almost every game though

    • @narc212
      @narc212 4 месяца назад

      @@maineman5757 the perception of "horny" people 😥

    • @atfreres
      @atfreres 4 месяца назад +377

      @@maineman5757 I would be concerned about anyone that watches a main character grunt and moan while falling, hitting obstacles or nearly drowning, and associating that with sexual arousal

  • @jamesdominguez7685
    @jamesdominguez7685 4 месяца назад +847

    My wife renamed Tomb Raider 2013 "Lara Croft's Adventures in Falling Down".

    • @zJoriz
      @zJoriz 4 месяца назад +10

      Excellent.

    • @Fwuffles
      @Fwuffles 4 месяца назад +6

      That is hilarious.

    • @TheTruthBeToId
      @TheTruthBeToId 4 месяца назад +6

      😆 That is funny as hell.

    • @pyxelated2468
      @pyxelated2468 4 месяца назад +2

      Your wife sounds like a cool chick. Lucky guy!

    • @scottymavricky
      @scottymavricky 3 месяца назад +1

      You never heard of Nathan Brakes

  • @kaystephan2610
    @kaystephan2610 4 месяца назад +1123

    The Tomb Raider one is a really weird take for me. Played it again a couple months ago and never noticed her grunting or "moaning" as weird cause...well she's constantly in really exhausting situations. Y'all would be grunting too if you had to deal with what Lara has to deal with. 🗿

    • @djx7134
      @djx7134 4 месяца назад +79

      I think it's probably different if you play around other people. I also didn't notice, probably because all the moans and grunts and stuff make sense in context, anyone would be making noises in those situations, but if someone else overhears from the kitchen, they might jump to conclusions.

    • @Burntarepa
      @Burntarepa 4 месяца назад +23

      Fr…I was thinking the same thing. Weird take to say the least.

    • @kian26master
      @kian26master 4 месяца назад +24

      Yeah his mind went pure left on that one. Lara is always in danger so of course she going to grunt or make noise. Falcon's mind is just plain dirty!!

    • @JaJagimpjelterosso
      @JaJagimpjelterosso 4 месяца назад +37

      Very prudish take to say the least. If someone connects that to sexual related stuff, it says more about the person

    • @MEGASTRIX
      @MEGASTRIX 4 месяца назад +16

      Fking amen. 2013 Tomb raider intro was so bloody and brutal and nuts.

  • @rohithg3000
    @rohithg3000 4 месяца назад +110

    What in the hell was that Tomb Raider take? Look mate, if you're getting a stiffy from the audio of all things in a Tomb Raider game then that sounds like a you problem.

    • @tsinosraredrum
      @tsinosraredrum 2 месяца назад +5

      Ikr, the game is good though, played all three sequels and never disappoint

    • @tingispingis
      @tingispingis Месяц назад +4

      It's not that serious. Calm down. Bet you defend tennis player grunting too

    • @F1jones
      @F1jones День назад

      @@tingispingis who notices "tennis player grunting?" Calm down yourself, son.

    • @JoTa-xv1yb
      @JoTa-xv1yb 9 часов назад

      i tottaly agree i wanted to react something similiar like seriously?
      watch a woman tennis match. if you are in to woman grunts

  • @ragnarok1945
    @ragnarok1945 4 месяца назад +1974

    I'm surprised Lollipop chainsaw didn't get an honorable mention....

    • @jakmccloud2388
      @jakmccloud2388 4 месяца назад +99

      The reason why it didn't get a honorable mention is because not very many people played it they were too embarrassed to buy the game😂😂😂

    • @poolhalljunkie9
      @poolhalljunkie9 4 месяца назад +35

      I haven't finished the video yet but that's surprising. Especially with that trophy you get. They definitely got me with that one. 😂😂

    • @jakmccloud2388
      @jakmccloud2388 4 месяца назад +30

      @@poolhalljunkie9 the look up the skirt trophy yeah that one was hilarious I tried to get a platinum for the game I only need one more trophy and then I'm done I played it like six times it's a really fun game I got both endings

    • @TheIndepententCraftyGamer
      @TheIndepententCraftyGamer 4 месяца назад +9

      @@jakmccloud2388well that kind sounds like it would be the perfect game

    • @jakmccloud2388
      @jakmccloud2388 4 месяца назад

      @@TheIndepententCraftyGamer I wouldn't say it's like the best game but it is a fun zombie game I just wish they would have put more into the character than just what they did but don't take my word for it Go play it if you want to check it out

  • @MisterMcSquishy
    @MisterMcSquishy 4 месяца назад +1151

    As far as the 2013 Tomb Raider goes, not once did I think Lara’s constant grunting, sighing, vocal cues meant anything sexual. She gets tossed around like a freakin’ ragdoll most of the game because of her initial combat and survival inexperience, so yeah I’d expect a lot of those sounds to come from a (fictional) human being 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @apollo7307
      @apollo7307 4 месяца назад +62

      Cool, but what if you heard this coming from your friends room or something you would think that aswel

    • @ronaldparisi2830
      @ronaldparisi2830 4 месяца назад +133

      "bUt FeMaLe MaKe SoUnD mAkE mE tHiNk Of PoRnOgRaPhY"

    • @nayru8385
      @nayru8385 4 месяца назад +50

      I thought the same thing as you, until the audio of this played in the background while I was studying xD.
      If you're playing the game, it makes complete sense, but when you just hear the audio without the context of the crazy sequences, I can see the confusion.

    • @RandomPerson-nd2ey
      @RandomPerson-nd2ey 4 месяца назад +41

      Yeah... I played it in front of my wife and daughters. It could be because everyone could see the screen and get the actual context I guess but none of us thought that either.
      The fight with Poison Ivy in one of the Batman Arkham games though? Yeah, my wife asked if I was sure that my attacks were causing damage because it sounded like Ivy was enjoying them.

    • @wilks2006
      @wilks2006 4 месяца назад +25

      Yeah, no one thought it was pornography. Not sure why this made the list

  • @Me7oWitThaHoodie
    @Me7oWitThaHoodie 4 месяца назад +741

    😂got secondhand embarrassment from Falcon trying to explain everything

    • @blackdynamite_5470
      @blackdynamite_5470 4 месяца назад

      He's trying to justify why his white has a boyfriend

    • @southcoastinventors6583
      @southcoastinventors6583 4 месяца назад +56

      Clickbait we fell for or Falcon being embarrassed over liking women take your pick

    • @seesquee
      @seesquee 4 месяца назад +9

      Plus he has terrible mispronunciation of a lot of words and game names.

    • @syedabid9767
      @syedabid9767 4 месяца назад +4

      Maybe you have a higher embarrassment resistance, but for us normal folks this types games are very much embarrassing to play in front of people.

    • @Me7oWitThaHoodie
      @Me7oWitThaHoodie 4 месяца назад +12

      You’re all not understand what I’m saying 😂 I mean him describing the sexual actions, I can feel how embarrassed he is himself just talking about it

  • @Tlioger
    @Tlioger 4 месяца назад +157

    Bonus:
    Every fucking time you go to the hot springs in Ghost of Tsushima two male cheeks stare at you

    • @anubhavashokkumar1860
      @anubhavashokkumar1860 2 месяца назад +9

      Makes me excited for the second one

    • @GregHuffman1987
      @GregHuffman1987 2 месяца назад

      wuttt

    • @anubhavashokkumar1860
      @anubhavashokkumar1860 2 месяца назад +3

      @@GregHuffman1987 the protagonist will be a woman in the sequel, Ghost of Yotei

    • @guillermomazzari8320
      @guillermomazzari8320 2 месяца назад

      @@anubhavashokkumar1860 I was thinking, if they do not do it, to not "sexualize" her, they are total hypocrites

    • @joptopia3795
      @joptopia3795 2 месяца назад +6

      gotta enjoy them steamed buns

  • @LongxArm
    @LongxArm 4 месяца назад +1034

    Maybe it's just me, but I never thought that playing Tomb Raider

    • @wohanlon
      @wohanlon 4 месяца назад +50

      Same here, only when he mentions it here did it make me think it.

    • @dannyg5727
      @dannyg5727 4 месяца назад +14

      No, I thought it immediately 😂

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 4 месяца назад +54

      Same. He’s really reaching here. Seems weird to shame gamers for playing this. By his logic then you should feel embarrassed for playing every JRPG or Manga game because a lot of the female characters sound sexual when they get hit/take damage

    • @djinnxx7050
      @djinnxx7050 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Lawrence_TalbotReaching around?

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 4 месяца назад

      @@Antiprincipl3 she sounds exhausted because she fell off a cliff, which is what happens. She doesn’t sound like a woman orgasming. If your woman is moaning in pain during sex, then you’re having the wrong kind of sex

  • @Efsaaneh
    @Efsaaneh 4 месяца назад +803

    >Stellar blade's protag is impossibly proportioned
    >Is literally an irl model

    • @GojoSaturo_KitKat
      @GojoSaturo_KitKat 4 месяца назад +64

      model name (for scientific purposes ofc)

    • @TheRealBOBlibob
      @TheRealBOBlibob 4 месяца назад +91

      They definitely made some adjustments afterwards

    • @LizardSkynyrd
      @LizardSkynyrd 4 месяца назад +77

      ​@@GojoSaturo_KitKatShin Jae-eun

    • @LizardSkynyrd
      @LizardSkynyrd 4 месяца назад +86

      ​@@TheRealBOBlibobonly adjustments done from team was on face doing custom made face and not models actual face

    • @FelixxileF1990
      @FelixxileF1990 4 месяца назад

      😂 sure. Show me a woman with legs proportioned like that.

  • @Nigel222
    @Nigel222 4 месяца назад +353

    The perv thing about the classic Tomb Raider games is so silly. They were genuinely great platformer/puzzle games.

    • @DON666
      @DON666 4 месяца назад +15

      Absolutely. It was - as said in the video - the marketing around it. Remember the life-size Lara statues in video game stores during that time? 😉 And why do you think they're absolutely unaffordable collectibles nowadays...

    • @chrisg4rr377
      @chrisg4rr377 4 месяца назад +2

      They probably won't have been as popular if it wasn't for Lara though

    • @jasewildheart
      @jasewildheart 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@DON666 only the media made a thing about Lara its pretty pathetic. Npbody got off on how she was depicted in the game..graphics were so poor back then she barely looked human.
      I imagine the life size models are valuable because she's a gaming icon

    • @DON666
      @DON666 4 месяца назад

      @@jasewildheart I agree about the graphics quality. That's what I implied in my posting. And yes, the statues are iconic and rare - but still also sexy as hell. ;)

    • @jasewildheart
      @jasewildheart 4 месяца назад

      @DON666 yeah for sure..no denying that she is a sexy character but it was the great game that made her.

  • @Goophy7
    @Goophy7 2 месяца назад +20

    Man, this title is misleading. It should be „Top 10 games to play for a great time“!

  • @UTopia120
    @UTopia120 4 месяца назад +472

    Anyone remember 'Leisure Suit Larry'? Lol
    It was taboo for me as a kid.

    • @thisisjames4474
      @thisisjames4474 4 месяца назад +19

      Yes I do!!😂😂 I was in my mid teens and I was playing around with my older brothers computer and I found that game on it and played it for a couple hours before I was caught.

    • @jimmy_newtron6791
      @jimmy_newtron6791 4 месяца назад +11

      My man Larry was the 💩 😃😂😄🤣😄😁😆😆😅🤣 had to play that with the door shut lights off and sound off rotflmao so embarrassing but fun as hell

    • @UTopia120
      @UTopia120 4 месяца назад +11

      @@thisisjames4474 those were the times. The game had 3 pixel characters yet it was blowing our minds. Lol

    • @jer103
      @jer103 4 месяца назад +5

      I remember my uncle telling me about Leisure Suit Larry.
      I personally played one of the games. They are pretty tame, with some nudity.

    • @maineman5757
      @maineman5757 4 месяца назад +3

      I do

  • @Jraice
    @Jraice 4 месяца назад +196

    Falcon: "You were a perve for playing Tomb Raider back in the day."
    Me, who was a younger girl who first played: 😢

    • @GwenActually
      @GwenActually 4 месяца назад +14

      don't feel bad, not everyone was staring at pointy boobs the whole time.. yeesh

    • @Pay-No-Mind
      @Pay-No-Mind 4 месяца назад +7

      It's okay, some of us were running away from the creepy as all fuck Butler before locking him in the freezer, still doomed to only hear the occasional tinkle of fine china teacups and saucers and spoons and you freeze in fear at 7 years old thinking "Oh crap...am I just hearing him from/though the freezer?.....or did HE ESCAPE AND IS COMING UP THE STAIRS?!?!?!?" 😱😂 Ahh good times, good times.

    • @argop4518
      @argop4518 4 месяца назад +6

      Back in the 90's, I played the first two Tomb Raider games in PlayStation rentals that were always crowded with people. Most people would play soccer, racing, and fighting games at the time. But nobody would think you were a pervert for playing TR games. Did falcon grow up in fucked up neighborhood or something

    • @tgray5869
      @tgray5869 4 месяца назад +17

      As a fellow female original 90s Tomb Raider player, I genuinely said F you Falcon when he said that in the video

    • @jasewildheart
      @jasewildheart 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@GwenActually correct...in fact nobody was, it was just a great game. There wasn't anything remotely sexy or sexual about it. Lara looked like a bunch of polygons.

  • @The_Ganondork
    @The_Ganondork 4 месяца назад +667

    That might be the worst take on Tomb Raider 2013 I’ve seen.

    • @lindamasha3552
      @lindamasha3552 4 месяца назад +4

      A white reviewed it from his pov
      What did you expect

    • @THIS-CHANNEL-SUCKS
      @THIS-CHANNEL-SUCKS 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@lindamasha3552 what does that have to do with race

    • @samuelclark1677
      @samuelclark1677 4 месяца назад +6

      Exactly someone needs to get out more

    • @tysawyer4502
      @tysawyer4502 4 месяца назад +34

      ​@@lindamasha3552 what?

    • @lindamasha3552
      @lindamasha3552 4 месяца назад +1

      @@tysawyer4502 The joke is in the phrasing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      But it's a fact

  • @TheRudolph92
    @TheRudolph92 3 месяца назад +12

    Stellar Blade is not embarrassing.
    It's a work of art, even my girlfriend looked at me playing it for a bit and then went: "Yeah okay, I get it. Even though Eve IS annoyingly sexy! But I get it".

  • @metalcascade4634
    @metalcascade4634 4 месяца назад +213

    Seriously if you hear Tomb Raider 2013 and your mind immediately goes there, you've probably been watching too many of those types of videos on the internet. I've played it many times over the years and not once did my mind go there, Lara is a woman going through hell in that game, why sexualise the way she sounds?

    • @djx7134
      @djx7134 4 месяца назад +24

      they are referring to someone overhearing it and thinking it's weird. They are not saying it's weird in context. At least, that's what I got from the video.

    • @metalcascade4634
      @metalcascade4634 4 месяца назад +5

      @@djx7134 I suppose this has always been a thing with the Tomb Raider games, I vaguely remember seeing a reaction Keeley Hawes had to the sound effects in the games out of context, I'm pretty sure there is a video of that somewhere, this would've been years ago.

    • @GwenActually
      @GwenActually 4 месяца назад +5

      @@djx7134 except the only way you'd connect it to a bunch of overacting porn videos is if you spend way too much time listening to porn actors overacting.. telling on yourself really

    • @djx7134
      @djx7134 4 месяца назад +2

      @@GwenActually no idea what the hell you're talking about.

    • @TheTigerfan99
      @TheTigerfan99 4 месяца назад +3

      @@djx7134He's offended by what you said and has no idea how to respond, so he's projecting.

  • @EagleEye-MJG
    @EagleEye-MJG 4 месяца назад +298

    The argument for Tomb Raider (2013) was a WILD stretch, to reach that conclusion.🙄

    • @Manana7016
      @Manana7016 4 месяца назад +9

      Yea.

    • @qadashchaayah144
      @qadashchaayah144 4 месяца назад +6

      I'm thinking the same.

    • @strudelnudelhaibacke
      @strudelnudelhaibacke 4 месяца назад +14

      So true!!! If I had to go through all that stuff, bet I’d be making the same sounds!! Surviving in this game (from a story point) is hard! Constantly fighting, taking hits, being tossed around by water, attacked by animals, climbing, running, swimming… imagine her being quiet through all that 😂

    • @jasewildheart
      @jasewildheart 4 месяца назад

      Yeah your have to h4 a.commit4r perv to see or hear what ganeranx has pointed out here. Quite a dumb take on those games.

    • @aabidamn
      @aabidamn 3 месяца назад +6

      Not really. You're saying that probably because you're using the perspective of someone who is playing the game. But if you're using a third person perspective aka someone who is in another room who didn't know that you were playing an action-adventure video game, it's hard not to think that way with all those Lara's screams, moaning and grunting.

  • @Xython88
    @Xython88 4 месяца назад +278

    Tomb raider 2013 is a respectable game.
    I don’t understand why you made this list? I’m not at all embarrassed about playing it.

    • @kingzach74
      @kingzach74 4 месяца назад +7

      Close your eyes and listen to her pained sounds.

    • @TheZardark
      @TheZardark 4 месяца назад +66

      @@kingzach74 What makes it any different than listing to a male character getting hurt? Male characters grunt and moan as well when getting hurt....

    • @GwenActually
      @GwenActually 4 месяца назад

      Yeah this is just men sexualizing women in situations that aren't meant to be sexual, which.. I mean it's cringe behavior but not the game's fault you're a creep lol

    • @bearpoop720
      @bearpoop720 4 месяца назад

      ​@@kingzach74ok and? The moment they see what's actually causing the sounds, you are fine.

    • @jakmccloud2388
      @jakmccloud2388 4 месяца назад

      @@TheZardark let me explain it's called simple-minded fools who only thing about sexual noises when you hear a grunt or a moan your initial thought is sexual based go into another room with the game still on and see what you think about it then if you think sexual noises then there you go if you don't then you're not a simple minded fool

  • @icy1007
    @icy1007 2 месяца назад +4

    5:20 - She is based 100% on an actual living person in South Korea... so not impossibly proportioned. The only difference is the face of Eve is not the model's face.

  • @GimpyChinaman
    @GimpyChinaman 4 месяца назад +191

    This video should be #1 on a list of 10 Gameranx videos you'd be EMBARRASSED to watch around non-gamers.

    • @paulo.manrique
      @paulo.manrique 4 месяца назад +24

      Fully agreed. Falcon completely lost in here.

    • @AndrewAung1992
      @AndrewAung1992 4 месяца назад +3

      I am a bird that doesn't apply to me, even though I have a wife and children lmao

    • @IndigoVagrant
      @IndigoVagrant 3 месяца назад +1

      He was spot on regarding WaifuBlade Chronicles 2. People have literally made mods reducing the breast size because it is excessive and kind of creepy on a girl that young. Also Nier Automata has a mod where you can give the character some leggings.

  • @GotoHell-i8g
    @GotoHell-i8g 4 месяца назад +97

    The worst for me was gta 5. Especially the trevor parts. Noone wants their parents or grandparents walking in on a trevor scene

    • @GwenActually
      @GwenActually 4 месяца назад +15

      haha that's a good point, just transitioning to him from another character sometimes had the raunchiest scenes

    • @MadsterV
      @MadsterV 4 месяца назад +7

      They're hilarious. I'd worry around the torture scene.

    • @Fyredrakken
      @Fyredrakken 4 месяца назад +4

      When it dropped I couldn't wait to play it. Bought it for 360 fired it up and got to the part where Lamar is upset about not being employee of the month and my 4yr old wanders by and scrunched up his face and asks "Dad? What's a fuckis?" That was tge end of playing while he was awake.

  • @one-tap-king-143
    @one-tap-king-143 4 месяца назад +1825

    Imagine streaming one of these moments on Kick and your mom walks in behind you 💀💀

    • @TúĐỗAmle
      @TúĐỗAmle 4 месяца назад +7

      These are not THAT bad tho

    • @LaÁnhVy
      @LaÁnhVy 4 месяца назад +2

      LMAO that is somethign that would happen to me for sure

    • @LưuThắngTiến
      @LưuThắngTiến 4 месяца назад

      藍藍

    • @nguyenlienP3aI2
      @nguyenlienP3aI2 4 месяца назад +1

      lets be real no one plays these games anyway its just a glorified ad

    • @ChâuGiangKhiêm
      @ChâuGiangKhiêm 4 месяца назад

      bro...

  • @sneakysnake4363
    @sneakysnake4363 3 месяца назад +25

    As a woman if I were single and dating a guy then found out he felt embarrassed about playing “Life is Strange” I’d beg him to go to a therapist.

  • @abisheknair2523
    @abisheknair2523 4 месяца назад +277

    I played tomb raider on my 43 inch 4K TV with my parents around.
    Neither me nor my parents thought is was weird.
    You'd think it was weird, if your mind was in a deeep dirty gutter.

    • @theemeraldenderman3007
      @theemeraldenderman3007 4 месяца назад +24

      With that perspective in mind, it says a lot more about gameranx then.

    • @danieldn.g2568
      @danieldn.g2568 4 месяца назад +8

      indeed now i have realised what falcon has said i even played the next one after it and still no result
      even i played it with my uncle and aunt around and still no result

    • @awsomemodels
      @awsomemodels 4 месяца назад +10

      Exactly ! I played it on the tv and nobody thought it was weird , even i didn't think it was weird even though my mind is in a deep dirty gutter .

    • @CRIMSON-FLAME1
      @CRIMSON-FLAME1 4 месяца назад +6

      I'm in the same boat as most of you. Played it with friends and family around on the fifty inch and nobody noticed not even me.

    • @starfistconnoisseur
      @starfistconnoisseur 3 месяца назад +5

      Well obviously if someone knows the context of the noise then it wouldn't be weird since its normal to groan when someone is in pain but it would be weird if someone didn't know the context behind the noise and in this case since you are playing on a big ass TV the people around you know why she is making the noise thus it isn't weird to them.

  • @caddermeran
    @caddermeran 4 месяца назад +305

    Me: playing Stellar Blade
    My GF: "OH good, you got the poor girl a sweater"

    • @RushInNinja
      @RushInNinja 4 месяца назад +11

      Lmao I switch to the full suit during daytime lol 😅

    • @brtt150
      @brtt150 4 месяца назад +63

      My wife: Damn, try the skimpier one

    • @iago-mds
      @iago-mds 4 месяца назад +20

      LOL! When I was playing my GF called the game "boobs and butts" 😂

    • @kingzach74
      @kingzach74 4 месяца назад

      @@brtt150 My partner asks me to change outfits to make the girls in video games look more naked. She encourages me to do it! lol
      Several of the women I've dated are hornier than I am! lol

    • @CurzonEve
      @CurzonEve 4 месяца назад +50

      Why would Falcon say "An impossibly proportioned anime girl?" She's live modeled after a south Korean actress. It's been hugely in the news.

  • @bryanslick8704
    @bryanslick8704 4 месяца назад +86

    Whoever wrote this list is far too concerned about the opinions of others. Simple responses below:
    1. It's a fun game.
    2. I didn't design the game.
    3. *Actual* porn is freely available all over the Internet.
    4. Lighten up.

    • @amidamaru4414
      @amidamaru4414 4 месяца назад

      I mean… it’s a list about others. It’s probably going to focus on that. I think it would have been better to go with the obvious choices. Dildo shop in cyberpunk. Leisure suit Larry. Etc.

  • @y0y4y0
    @y0y4y0 4 месяца назад +63

    Your wife/girlfriend not allowing you to even see games like that is a big red flag!
    And Falcon is mentioning it about 1 time per game!! Need help, my man?

    • @lambert801
      @lambert801 3 месяца назад +3

      I think it's fairly normal. It's become sort of a "red flag" nowadays among the younger folks, but it's always been normal behavior on women's part. Older millennials such as Falcon grew up in a time when there wasn't much exposure to such openly and explicitly sexual content. It's only recently that these things have become normalized.

    • @lugi25
      @lugi25 2 месяца назад

      Nah, why are you playing these games. Just play normal games.

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 Месяц назад +1

      Right? Why would a woman get a say in what I want to play? It's none of their business what I do with my money.

  • @Me_Caveman
    @Me_Caveman 4 месяца назад +170

    2013 Tomb Raider says more about your psyche than the game, but now that you've mentioned it I can't unhear it.

    • @M.K-ly8mp
      @M.K-ly8mp 4 месяца назад +2

      Same 😭

    • @Lex_Nocturna
      @Lex_Nocturna 3 месяца назад +4

      Exactly. It's hollow virtue signaling

    • @GodJack2099
      @GodJack2099 3 месяца назад

      @@Lex_Nocturnano dumbass he’s saying it would sound weird to someone who heard it from another room and didn’t know the context. It’s funny seeing so many of yall get triggered lol

    • @IndigoVagrant
      @IndigoVagrant 3 месяца назад +2

      Not at all lol. Vocal noises can totally sound weird to people who don't have context. Senua's Sacrifice has a lot of it in sections. Great game still but it's funny/terrifying out of context depending on the part.

    • @Kabemazun
      @Kabemazun 3 месяца назад

      Real

  • @DeLePlays
    @DeLePlays 4 месяца назад +93

    Usually the lists are good but this one was a miss.

  • @creatureTHEcritter
    @creatureTHEcritter 4 месяца назад +221

    What a weird list gameranx. Seriously who plays tomb raider and thinks "oh no that sound MUST be coming from a pornographic video " lmao smh

    • @zJoriz
      @zJoriz 4 месяца назад +19

      It's not who plays it, it's whoever only hears the sound and doesn't see the screen. I tried it in this video -- just looked the other way for a sec -- and I must admit the effect is profound.

    • @Arctis326
      @Arctis326 4 месяца назад +19

      @@zJorizincels like falcon

    • @matinabdolpour2732
      @matinabdolpour2732 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@Arctis326 like you a guess

    • @eddiemitza2544
      @eddiemitza2544 4 месяца назад

      My dad

    • @tharusmc9177
      @tharusmc9177 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Arctis326 dude shut the fuck up, you don't know how quick people are to make judgement and assumptions.

  • @theloadedbrush3152
    @theloadedbrush3152 3 месяца назад +11

    The takes on Tomb Raider and Stellar Blade were so bad I would be embarrassed to show this video to my non-gamer friends.

  • @JamesPery
    @JamesPery 4 месяца назад +181

    I dont want to drag Falcon but, I was thinking maybe DDR, Atlier Ryza, Lego games, nerdy cartoony kiddie games. Not this. Also, Tomb Raider 2013 is a 10/10 classic imo. How do you even sexualize that story? This is like fear of being in the room alone with fictional women.

    • @ronnycook3569
      @ronnycook3569 4 месяца назад +1

      Atelier Totori was Refused Classification in Australia for a while (apparently due to a passing reference to sexual violence), and while it was reclassified later, Totori Plus was allegedly rated R18+ because of the optional swimsuit costumes. I suspect the costumes earned the hit because the characters wearing them appear to be under-age (although as I recall no age is specified.)
      It's actually quite common for games with an anime aesthetic to have swimsuits as optional DLC. Almost anything from Gust has them, and many games in the Tales franchise. But, to be fair, it's also common in almost anything with female characters; bikini armour is a trope for a reason.

    • @MrGentlly
      @MrGentlly 4 месяца назад +8

      Yeah I’ve played several of the games on this list with no shame or even thinking it was cringy lol. The Tomb raider reboot games are awesome and most of my actual gamer friends, the ones who don’t only play multiplayer lol, all loved them as well when they came out. Low key might play through one of them again soon now that I’m talking about them.

    • @jonathansandusky7446
      @jonathansandusky7446 4 месяца назад

      Take a drink every time Lara gets penetrated. Be it wood, rebar, arrow, every goddamn minute she's getting penetrated. I felt the entire game was just egregious loose innuendo.

    • @nocturnal101ravenous6
      @nocturnal101ravenous6 4 месяца назад +9

      I mean most of this is just sexual immaturity, even Stellar Blade the argument of impossible body was debunked when they showed the actress/model that does the mocap and the character is a digital scan of her. I think its like seriously some repressed shit they are having issues with, 99% of people i know would watch all of this and not have an issue or bat an eye at it including family, maybe my grandma might make some comment about staring at girlies or something to poke fun a bit but the reality is most people watched game of thrones.
      Even if they were leaning into that kind of stuff I can see something like "She Will Punish them" or "Subverse" and honestly most people I know bought it for the lolz, and they are not embarrassed for 1 sec about it.

    • @CammyWammy1227
      @CammyWammy1227 4 месяца назад +4

      who tf is ashamed of any lego games those are legit for all ages

  • @hans-joachimtenhoope1744
    @hans-joachimtenhoope1744 4 месяца назад +217

    Why are you complaining about the sounds Laura Croft makes? Did you ever hear the sounds female tennis players make while playing at Wimbledon?

    • @djinnxx7050
      @djinnxx7050 4 месяца назад +36

      I swear I read somewhere, back in the day, that they were asked to stop grunting so enthusiastically. Like BBC received complaints or something...
      "Dear points of view, I was recently watching your Wimbledon coverage with my late husband, and I couldn't help but notice the young ladies and their enthusiasm for grunting. That in and of itself is of little issue, but as I looked over to my husband I noticed that he seemed to have been enjoying it, and it offended me greatly. Thus is whence I bludgeoned him with a frying pan, so I am now writing to complain in the hope that you may take pity upon me and help to pay my legal fees for the incident that could have been avoided were the young ladies reprimanded for their grunting.
      Thank you in advance. Sincerely: Margaret, of the women's institute."

    • @cyborgchimpy
      @cyborgchimpy 4 месяца назад +9

      @@djinnxx7050 LOL "thus is whence I bludgeoned him with a frying pan" lmao

    • @CityofButterfly
      @CityofButterfly 4 месяца назад +19

      I never understood that one, either. If you have a problem with athletes (of any gender) grunting while playing a physically demanding sport, the problem is with you, not them.

    • @Gaia_Gaistar
      @Gaia_Gaistar 4 месяца назад

      Women shouldn't make sounds or move or show skin or yada yada yada. Being female at all is obscene apparently.

    • @NoName_x.-___-.x_0
      @NoName_x.-___-.x_0 4 месяца назад +6

      @@djinnxx7050 I'm not sure about the BBC receiving complaints, but I know Wimbledon themselves and the LTA have tried to clamp down on grunting at the tournament. There's definitely sensors set up to measure how loud the competitors are as well. Perhaps over a certain volume level they get a warning from the umpire?

  • @dustinyoshimura5612
    @dustinyoshimura5612 4 месяца назад +226

    Stellar Blade. "Impossibly proportioned anime babe". Isn't she based on an actual Korean model, like actual body scans, just with some "anime-ification" of her face? Have people forgotten that hot women exist in real life?

    • @josephwilliams685
      @josephwilliams685 4 месяца назад +69

      @dustinyoshimaru5612 That is correct. When people started complaining about how unrealistic she looks, the devs posted a video showing the model getting scanned into their system

    • @CiarlaArt
      @CiarlaArt 4 месяца назад +28

      She is scanned from a real person, but her proportions were also edited to exaggerate certain aspects of her body. Eve to not a one-to-one scan of the model.

    • @SuperSledgePsycho
      @SuperSledgePsycho 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@CiarlaArt Same deal for some other models, like that lass who's the main protagonist in SW Outlaws, or Horizon's Hannah Hoekstra, or Control's Courtney Hope. All of these characters have touch ups and changes to meet whatever standards the developers feel needs to be met artistically, or to meet whatever criteria they've been given.

    • @joee7452
      @joee7452 4 месяца назад +12

      @@CiarlaArt I am not disagreeing with your statement, but I remember watching a video done by a graphic programmer/editor that showed that the edited proportions was actually in the other direction then exaggerate. I wish I could remember the video but since I don't have a PS, it was just a video that I caught in passing. Now that didn't say anything about the outfits and stuff, but it seemed that when tested, they has actually dialed down the models proportions a tiny bit and it's the outfits that make people think it the other way., Take that with a grain of salt because as I said, I saw the video that dug into it but the whole discussion about the game wasn't really something I was paying a lot of attention to.

    • @Species1571
      @Species1571 4 месяца назад +7

      Yeah this fact came up a lot during the whole controversy.

  • @jsan118
    @jsan118 4 месяца назад +58

    Falcon out here showing his insecurities again

    • @IndigoVagrant
      @IndigoVagrant 3 месяца назад +4

      Some of us grew up in religious households.

    • @NugmaSuts
      @NugmaSuts 3 месяца назад

      ​@@IndigoVagrant just because you were born bitch-made doesn't mean others can't enjoy games, the stellar blade one is pure bs because the girl is literally a 1:1 comparison of a real world model, falcon just pushes the agenda that all gamers hate.

  • @Laughy-Flaaffy
    @Laughy-Flaaffy 4 месяца назад +19

    My dad walked in my room and saw me playing the Little Mermaid singing level from Kingdom Hearts 2 and was like “WTF is that!?”

  • @zacarybruner2600
    @zacarybruner2600 4 месяца назад +217

    I felt no embarrassment with any of these games.

    • @northngb
      @northngb 4 месяца назад +12

      🗿

    • @seanplaysgames2551
      @seanplaysgames2551 4 месяца назад +24

      There is no embarrassment in those games

    • @jerrysmith7705
      @jerrysmith7705 4 месяца назад +15

      You kinda should have if you were playing the volleyball game, but thats about it.

    • @venvm_g
      @venvm_g 4 месяца назад +1

      real

    • @michaelr3583
      @michaelr3583 3 месяца назад +3

      You must be Donald Trump

  • @marcelluswallace6240
    @marcelluswallace6240 4 месяца назад +138

    What was he on about with Tomb Raider? I've literally never heard someone complaining about the sound effects. I mean seriously, dude. If you think those are noises of pleasure, I've got some very bad news for you...

    • @lashonrea4697
      @lashonrea4697 4 месяца назад +12

      @@marcelluswallace6240
      Believe it or not, at launch some people made a big deal out of Lara making exertion noises, I thought those people were stupid back then, still do.

    • @bollywongaloid
      @bollywongaloid 4 месяца назад +11

      Chill out why is everyone taking this video so seriously. It’s a bit of fun

    • @1chibanKasuga
      @1chibanKasuga 4 месяца назад +1

      How old are you child?

    • @Bustcar98
      @Bustcar98 4 месяца назад

      Womp womp

    • @jasewildheart
      @jasewildheart 4 месяца назад

      Because irs stupid? ​@@bollywongaloid

  • @TherenDusk
    @TherenDusk 3 месяца назад +23

    Lmaooo @5:21 "the fact the main character is an impossibly proportionate anime babe" sir she is a straight 1:1 scan of a korean model. Lost a little bit of respect there for that one.

    • @AlloyXXVIII
      @AlloyXXVIII 3 месяца назад +8

      Falcon didn't check or he's been told to shit on the game lol

    • @NCore_._
      @NCore_._ 3 месяца назад +3

      I was just about to say that she's not impossibly proportionate....

  • @Apostrophe_TV
    @Apostrophe_TV 4 месяца назад +65

    I always think it's really weird when all these "games you'd be embarrassed to play" lists seem to be centered around hot, scantily-clad girls. Now, I haven't been a teenage boy living in my mom's house in 30 years, but I guarantee that if my mom walked in on me playing a game like DOAX3 or as the sorceress in Dragon's Crown, she wouldn't give it a second thought and would just be happy knowing that I was a typical teenage boy with normal hormones and an attraction to girls. I think I would be more embarrassed if she caught me playing something like My Little Pony, Barbie Adventures or Fortnite.

    • @mistermelancholy7698
      @mistermelancholy7698 4 месяца назад +4

      Still had to trash on something no matter what though huh 😂😅 I like fortnite.

    • @hosswik
      @hosswik 4 месяца назад +15

      Honestly the primary reason I clicked on this video was because I was hoping Fortnite was going to be on it…. Was not expecting a bunch of bad takes by Falcon.

    • @thederpifier4623
      @thederpifier4623 4 месяца назад +1

      I think my parents are embarrassed by me then

    • @zJoriz
      @zJoriz 4 месяца назад +4

      Dude -- you shouldn't even be embarrassed playing My Little Pony, Barbie Adventures or Fortnite. And neither should your parents worry about you if you did that.

    • @thatonegreenred
      @thatonegreenred 4 месяца назад +1

      Trashing on Fortnite is wild

  • @liammuggridge1054
    @liammuggridge1054 4 месяца назад +42

    The fact this list made onto the channel is baffling. It seems unnecessarily negative and seems to reach for the smallest reason to bash gamers often using tired stereotypes to do so. Seriously, they need to do better than this as it's just pathetic. I am really disappointed as I usually love what this channel puts out.

    • @JCGCompositions
      @JCGCompositions 4 месяца назад +2

      Good point. This video says more negative things about us gamers then it does about the games.

  • @Late5555
    @Late5555 4 месяца назад +188

    Are you okay, bruv? It's ok not to be...
    If your missus is bullying you because of the game you're playing that's spousal abuse and you need to take steps to protect yourself.
    If you need help but can't say it because you're scared, use the word "shenanigans" in your next upload, and we'll work something out.
    If you were caught playing DoA Beach Volleyball you're on your own, of course. That's indefensible...

    • @KindlingEffect
      @KindlingEffect 4 месяца назад +13

      Lol, exactly what I was thinking 😅
      But too many guys (at least around me) are stuck in such a relationship, and are convinced that if they just work harder, it'll get better, because she's "making me a better person" and, after all, love requires sacrifices and compromises... which is true, but
      it feels off 🤷‍♂
      They no longer have that excited, jovial energy that was once very common with them

    • @Moskov_Main_01
      @Moskov_Main_01 4 месяца назад +2

      DOA Beach volleyball is a lovely game

    • @SubjectDelta20
      @SubjectDelta20 4 месяца назад +3

      My safe word is "Poughkeepsie"

    • @_emory
      @_emory 4 месяца назад +1

      There’s a fair chance he’ll say shenanigans on merit

    • @OffendEveryoneImmediately
      @OffendEveryoneImmediately 4 месяца назад

      All of that meaningless word soup just to defend your perverted immaturity. You could of saved yourself more time by owning up to the fact you’re wrong and that maybe you should stop touching yourself over fictional characters.

  • @jammjumble9928
    @jammjumble9928 4 месяца назад +5

    I remember playing Beyonetta and first thing that happens as my mom walks in is Bayonetta’s clothes turning into a monster. Also my sister had her character, Shadowheart and Lazel running around as “the underwear girls” and my dad just had to ask why

  • @S.minor_Compositions
    @S.minor_Compositions 4 месяца назад +36

    1:12 excuse me?

  • @lashonrea4697
    @lashonrea4697 4 месяца назад +65

    Why would I be embarrassed to play any game, no matter who's watching?
    Everyone's got different tastes, and at the end of the day, it's about enjoying what you do.
    Gaming's about having fun, not trying to impress anyone.

    • @TheFreshSoundsFlorida
      @TheFreshSoundsFlorida 4 месяца назад +9

      @@lashonrea4697 Thank you!

    • @yootoobsuks4210
      @yootoobsuks4210 4 месяца назад +4

      Thank you for thinking for yourself!

    • @sama34
      @sama34 4 месяца назад +2

      Thank you I would never be embarrassed when I played games like tomb raider when it first came out my bully of sisters tried to shame because of the character design of Lara Croft ..but my dad flipped it back on them saying ," Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves soundy like 6 yrs old who never seen,a character design like that for a game " my dad always watched us play games or watched DBZ or cartoons with us

    • @OffendEveryoneImmediately
      @OffendEveryoneImmediately 4 месяца назад

      @@lashonrea4697 Because self awareness is also important. Why would you be embarrassed of watching pornography in front of your mom? Everyone has different tastes. See where this mindset leads.

    • @lashonrea4697
      @lashonrea4697 4 месяца назад +6

      @@OffendEveryoneImmediately
      You're seriously comparing playing video games to watching porn in front of your Mum? That's not just a stretch, that's just a False Equivalence.
      Even if a game has a bit of risqué content, it's nowhere near the same as Adults Only material.
      Gaming is a massive social hobby, not something private like what you're hinting at.
      And suggesting my mindset could somehow lead to inappropriate behaviour?
      That’s just a Slippery Slope fallacy.
      I’m cool with my interests, and if someone else isn’t, that’s their issue, not mine.

  • @TomEmberly
    @TomEmberly 4 месяца назад +33

    The DISRESPECT towards Life Is Strange is craaazy.
    10:20 "It's certainly not the story, the characters, aesthetic and what the game looked like that drew me into it". Are we even talking about the same game!? lmfao

    • @Species1571
      @Species1571 4 месяца назад +5

      I like my manly action games as much as the next guy, but it was a really good game. It's good to get a change of pace and enjoy a story with more emotional impact now and again.

    • @GwenActually
      @GwenActually 4 месяца назад +6

      Right? If not the story, characters and aesthetic, why would you even play it? It's literally the story that makes the game punch hard

    • @hosswik
      @hosswik 4 месяца назад

      Personally I hated the game (the style of gameplay drives me up the wall) but even I thought the game had a great story… a bit predictable sure, but still solid.

  • @contramundi1
    @contramundi1 4 месяца назад +72

    When did gameranx get taken over by kotaku? This video is more embarassing than any game out there.

  • @biohazardzero4
    @biohazardzero4 4 месяца назад +60

    God of War 1 and 3 had that minigame that I was super embarrased to play when my family was around

    • @glitchbanana
      @glitchbanana 4 месяца назад +11

      All of the God of War games do lol. I remember wearing headphones on the PSP for the mini games 😂

    • @makasete30
      @makasete30 4 месяца назад +2

      @@glitchbanana GOW 16 and Ragnarok have nothing like the sex replenishing scenes though.

    • @glitchbanana
      @glitchbanana 4 месяца назад +2

      @@makasete30 True I meant the Greek mythology ones not the latest Norse ones.

    • @dalcomaroni9837
      @dalcomaroni9837 4 месяца назад

      @@makasete30 16?

    • @zJoriz
      @zJoriz 4 месяца назад

      Now I'm curious...

  • @donaldfrederick501
    @donaldfrederick501 4 месяца назад +17

    Of the list played 3 (Tomb Raider 2013, Life is Strange, MSG5). Was never embarrassed playing any of them. One cemated love of 3rd person female leads with a bow, one dealt with serious subjects like suicide, one was a fun open sandbox playground.

  • @Mr.Rogers91
    @Mr.Rogers91 4 месяца назад +148

    My wife always breaks my balls when I'm playing simulators heavily. She be like... are you mowing the lawn? Why would you sit here and power wash on your computer? Are you pumping gas!?!

    • @TedWilder
      @TedWilder 4 месяца назад +11

      I can hear the collective wife population asking that last question lmao

    • @MrRezRising
      @MrRezRising 4 месяца назад +22

      Just got a top of the line Lenovo gaming laptop, dedicated graphic card, endless RAM...
      ...and the first game I install?
      Lawn Mowing Simulator.

    • @Mr.Rogers91
      @Mr.Rogers91 4 месяца назад +9

      @@MrRezRising oh yeah that beautiful grass must look phenomenal on that laptop

    • @MrRezRising
      @MrRezRising 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Mr.Rogers91 Man, now THAT'S where Unreal Engine needs to be! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gowary
      @gowary 4 месяца назад

      Divorce her 😂

  • @ultimabros4641
    @ultimabros4641 4 месяца назад +3

    FFX2 being embarrassing is a wild take.
    "Help, I'm cringing from too much peak."

  • @visionhawk4403
    @visionhawk4403 4 месяца назад +56

    Nope! I unapologetically play every Tomb Raider in front of anybody that wants to watch. I love those games. The audio and visuals are just bonuses!

    • @Gaia_Gaistar
      @Gaia_Gaistar 4 месяца назад +8

      Shit, I play Senran Kagura in front of others. You can't hurt me, normies. I've become immune to their subhuman no fun allowed puritanism.

    • @bjremix456
      @bjremix456 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Gaia_Gaistar tbh is like any kind of fanservice game isnt allowed or should be allowed

  • @xizar0rg
    @xizar0rg 4 месяца назад +108

    As someone who got the first DoA volleyball for lascivious reasons, I feel confident in saying that your interpretation of Lara Croft's sounds in the 2013 reboot is all you, birdman.

    • @kingzach74
      @kingzach74 4 месяца назад +7

      Nope. Close your eyes and listen to the lara croft sounds in the video.

    • @GwenActually
      @GwenActually 4 месяца назад

      @@kingzach74 Stop watching so much porn, touch grass and have sex with real women, then you wouldn't be thinking those things

    • @niall21
      @niall21 4 месяца назад +6

      My roommate played the game in the other room without headphones. Falcon is not alone here at all.

    • @liamferns3366
      @liamferns3366 4 месяца назад +9

      @@kingzach74closing your eyes would only make you recontextualize something that already has context. Then even Nathan Drake is extremely sexualized then, because he grunts and moans like crazy

    • @ECPLO
      @ECPLO 4 месяца назад +1

      New word unlocked lol

  • @s.k.5833
    @s.k.5833 4 месяца назад +94

    Just play your games and dont care what others think about it. It's not hard.

  • @dxpope7037
    @dxpope7037 3 месяца назад +29

    In other words if its a woman its sexual and awkward, but if its a man it's cool and appropriate, the double standard. People need to get their heads out of the gutter and just enjoy the game.

    • @tingispingis
      @tingispingis Месяц назад

      No? Stop making everything a gender issue. Borderline gaslighting people

  • @vincenthernandez2242
    @vincenthernandez2242 4 месяца назад +106

    I love that almost all of them are quirky Japanese games 😂

    • @humanyoutubeuser
      @humanyoutubeuser 4 месяца назад +28

      When a country's people make games because people want them rather than for ideological reasons

    • @djx7134
      @djx7134 4 месяца назад

      @@humanyoutubeuser ???
      It's fine to want perfectly shaped pseudo-anime titties, but actual realism has merit as well.

    • @completelyblank1242
      @completelyblank1242 4 месяца назад +13

      Well Stellar Blade is Korean So it's not just Japan.

    • @strider029
      @strider029 4 месяца назад +5

      almost all of them are cause of melons

    • @errorx_x1063
      @errorx_x1063 4 месяца назад +3

      Mr Mosquito and the bath level

  • @Wolvie181
    @Wolvie181 4 месяца назад +23

    What if your significant other is into these games, too?
    A couple that plays video games together,stays together.

    • @gameranxTV
      @gameranxTV  4 месяца назад +3

      Very true! Thanks for watching :)

  • @RavenRants
    @RavenRants 4 месяца назад +116

    this list makes it seem like these aspects are bad... Isnt there a whole culture war going on right now about stopping the hate that sexualized content gets? also, can we stop with the "imagine your wife or girlfriend walks in and sees you playing this" Its not 2003 anymore. My wife LOVES sexy ladies in games and enjoyed watching me play stelar blade

    • @Solcres_Joa
      @Solcres_Joa 4 месяца назад +16

      Agreed

    • @Calladim
      @Calladim 4 месяца назад

      For real. Most women also enjoy hot women.

    • @geekinoffamolly8230
      @geekinoffamolly8230 4 месяца назад +13

      Thats the confident girl, the ones these people like this weirdo gameranx guy is the unconfident ones

    • @petetrc9671
      @petetrc9671 4 месяца назад +17

      I'd actually be embarrassed playing Abby from Last of Us. Imagine the missus walking in and asking, 'Is that a guy?' 😂

    • @nickfrank7807
      @nickfrank7807 4 месяца назад +17

      FFX2 is beloved by many and a LOT of cosplay since it's release. This is reaching.
      Is playing a game like this a threat to your masculinity? To see this as the number 1 really surprised me. What year is it?
      Quit shaming yourself over games with adult themes, and who cares if you like them?
      Nier Automata is a masterpiece. I haven't had such a wonderful time dealing with existentialism in a dystopian world since Chrono Trigger. Everything from the plot to the landscapes to the music is just so beautifully done, leaving the character designs as a side note. Oh no anime android lady has naughty bits. Who cares? If that is the only draw from the game you get aside from robots doing naughty things and the ultimate creation coming from a giant machine vagina, being a creation out of technology, then the point of the game and it's thematic metaphors is lost to pearl-clutching because "girl parts and the act of birth is icky".
      At least that's what I'm getting out of your complaints.
      You have a choice: play the game that's rated M for Mature that has more to it than big-beefy-buff-guys with blood, carnage, and explosions (which are fun as all get out: it's fun to be the hunky-boy!), but draw the line at at a woman character's features (over everything else that is solid about their character) as a "I hope my normal-people wife / girlfriend doesn't catch me playing this" scenario says more about your lack of communication with your partner than something you decided to purchase. Talk to your significant other. She's not your mom.

  • @ChickenPermissionOG
    @ChickenPermissionOG 4 месяца назад +23

    tomb raider has never been embarrassing

    • @IndigoVagrant
      @IndigoVagrant 3 месяца назад

      Lol it for sure was. I remember the bonus ending clip in one of the early ones with the shower.

    • @ChickenPermissionOG
      @ChickenPermissionOG 3 месяца назад +1

      @@IndigoVagrant nothing embarrassing about that nothing was even shown

  • @MostlyConfused
    @MostlyConfused 4 месяца назад +15

    You forgot Catherine. It's a solid puzzle game with some interesting, dark parts of the plot, but most of it is unbelievably cringey.

    • @BuryTheLight-tds
      @BuryTheLight-tds 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, this list was a hit and miss compared to their other lists.

  • @Amins88
    @Amins88 4 месяца назад +42

    Yeah, that's a "You" problem if you think the sounds of pain and terror are "erotic". Pretty sus if you ask me.

    • @tvctaswegia497
      @tvctaswegia497 7 дней назад

      Agreed. I have several hundred hours in TR reboot and I've never found her sexy in the game. She's gutsy, determined and courageous, but also vulnerable and easily hurt or outright killed. Who finds a woman in pain erotic?
      True bravery is knowing the risks and then acting anyway. Lara is a true hero and deserves respect.

  • @lasennui
    @lasennui 3 месяца назад +5

    Me explaining Bayonetta as a woman: the most accurate jiggle physics I have ever seen and I'm so happy to feel seen.

  • @Nemoriis
    @Nemoriis 4 месяца назад +17

    To be fair Lara is pretty heavily wounded for most of the 2013 game, any climbing or falling or w/e probably hurt like hell every time.

    • @gameranxTV
      @gameranxTV  4 месяца назад +2

      True you got a point!

  • @ajmatheson2807
    @ajmatheson2807 4 месяца назад +53

    Man... I usually dont disagree with Falcon, but damn bro... It's just boobs. This sounds like he got busted by overbearing GF, and this is his apology tour. I mean, the Yakuza stuff is cringy on its own, but in the context, its just funny.

    • @djx7134
      @djx7134 4 месяца назад

      I think it's supposed to be a list of things that can be embarrassing? Like, other people might judge for. Apparently he still played all these games ...
      And this dude is probably in his late thirties/early forties. He's seen it all. Video game girls aren't going to impress guys our age.

    • @ajmatheson2807
      @ajmatheson2807 4 месяца назад +19

      @djx7134 I'm 40. I've played most of these games and worse - ever play Rumble Roses? Conkers Bad Fur Day?. Expaining Raiden at the end of MGS 2 is more cringy than Quiet.
      What I am saying is that there are many games that have sketchy moments, themes, and characters that are not girls. This video just comes off like, "Oh no! Boobies!" like Anita Sarkasian was standing over his shoulder.

    • @zamulakincaid
      @zamulakincaid 4 месяца назад +3

      @@ajmatheson2807 That's you projecting your own issues onto this list. The games Falcon mentioned do have cringeworthy elements, and men aren't nearly as sexualized as women in video games. If they were, there would definitely be some male-centric games on the list too.

    • @djx7134
      @djx7134 4 месяца назад +2

      @@ajmatheson2807 it's probably just the first 10 that came to mind. Honestly, it's not a very good list, but I could see how these could be cringe if certain people walked in.

    • @djinnxx7050
      @djinnxx7050 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@zamulakincaidDefine sexualised. Do we mean that they display an aesthetically pleasing physique?
      And is that a bad thing?
      I'm reminded that Cyberpunk, and Conan Exiles have uh... Well, you know, those sliders that alter the size of an otherwise entirely pointless part of a character. Who genuinely complained?
      I find it funny, they did it just because, and I respect it. But does it add to anything? Nope. Still gonna slide it all the way and jiggle it for a second or two, cause I'm an overgrown child. If anyone walked in, who cares, I don't have to explain anything to anyone.

  • @draconusfrigidus
    @draconusfrigidus 4 месяца назад +7

    I'm shocked Hades didn't get a mention, considering you've got Aphrodite who's nude save for her Godiva hair, the rest of the Greek gods are all depicted either as beefcakes, bishounens, waifus, or amazon babes, the Furies are dominatrixes who utilize whips as their primary attacks, Zagreus can romance both Thanatos and Megarae simultaneously, as well as Medusa (though that one doesn't quite go the length), and several of the quest lines involve helping similarly attractive heroes from Greek mythology hook up with their male lovers, or their anthro-tree demigod wives. Game is amazing, but there's a reason several reviewers have posed the question of "You're sure this doesn't need to be tagged as NSFW?"

  • @tutuadefolalu3661
    @tutuadefolalu3661 3 месяца назад +25

    I feel like this list just exposes Falcon’s own flaws rather than any flaws with the games themselves. And everyone knows by now that the Stellar Blade protagonist is based on an actual model. The only thing exaggerated about her appearance is the outfit she has on.

  • @kallie6662
    @kallie6662 4 месяца назад +32

    I unapologetically love final fantasy 10-2 and i don't care who knows it, or walks in on me playing it. One of my favorite final fantasy games.

    • @lololollololol629
      @lololollololol629 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah I remember playing it as a kid, didn't remember the whole popstar opening though, I never found it cringey or awkward to play, but I've already seen worse as a kid lol...

    • @kallie6662
      @kallie6662 4 месяца назад +3

      @@lololollololol629 The thing about the popstar opening is that it's not Yuna. It's one of the side villains that stole Yuna's dress grid and is using her appearance and popularity to go on a bender. Then Riku and Payne crash the whole thing. It's honestly kind of a great idea and a fun way to start things off with a bit of subversion.

    • @lololollololol629
      @lololollololol629 4 месяца назад +1

      @@kallie6662 I got the remaster on the switch so I will eventually replay it because there's alot I don't remember..

    • @Gaia_Gaistar
      @Gaia_Gaistar 4 месяца назад +2

      I kneel.

    • @Sevicify
      @Sevicify 28 дней назад +2

      It's a great game, especially the combat system, and does not deserve to be anywhere near this list. Honestly if someone is somehow embarrassed about being caught playing they have some serious issues they need help with.

  • @maskedbadass6802
    @maskedbadass6802 4 месяца назад +16

    The mainstream has programmed men to be afraid of their own straightness. If someone walked in on me playing Stellar Blade I would immediately be like "check out these jiggle physics" and then we'd laugh instead of awkwardly pretending like we're not into it.

    • @MrArrow54
      @MrArrow54 3 месяца назад

      feminists convinced all the liberal men to become soy boys.

  • @dito7347
    @dito7347 4 месяца назад +25

    How about Ashley always moaning from simply jogging around in RE4 remake. It was so annoying and sounded crazy once my gf mentioned it. I couldn’t unhear it after it was mentioned

    • @J-Vill
      @J-Vill 4 месяца назад +3

      If you think its just Ashley Leon does it too😂

    • @BuryTheLight-tds
      @BuryTheLight-tds 4 месяца назад +1

      Oh boy, you should play the original 😂

  • @datriaxsondor590
    @datriaxsondor590 4 месяца назад +7

    I'm not embarrassed to play anything around non-gamers. I grew up as a kid where being a "gamer", meant you were a nerd.
    I couldn't care less what anyone would think of what I'm playing at this point. The sexier and more scantily clad the women? The better. 😄

  • @lady_mash23clark34
    @lady_mash23clark34 4 месяца назад +95

    Does anyone here remember BMXXX? 😂😂 "Get your hot salty nuts here!"

    • @Thundernoob98
      @Thundernoob98 4 месяца назад +5

      Shit yeah I remember that. We didn’t have the hub back then 😂😂😂

    • @Tacitus_kilgore_1903
      @Tacitus_kilgore_1903 4 месяца назад +3

      Or playboy mansion for ps2/xbox

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 4 месяца назад +1

      How is Baldur's Gate 3 not at the top of this list?

    • @Fridebuh
      @Fridebuh 4 месяца назад +1

      Woooo. Now that is a shameful memory oO

    • @GwenActually
      @GwenActually 4 месяца назад +1

      @@williamyoung9401 because games like BMXXX exist

  • @shotaroikaros7096
    @shotaroikaros7096 4 месяца назад +36

    This video is a horrible take on the aesthetics of video games. Creativity should be explored and appreciated, not embarrassed and ashamed by, and why? Just because like 5% of all video games ever made have something goofy, sexualized, or cringe? You can’t complain modern games are too predictable and normal now, while also criticizing the creative choices developers made a decade plus ago. Life is strange is not my cup of tea, but I don’t get how it’s cringe to play as a teenage girl, or women with busty chests.
    It just seems like you’re enforcing this idea that playing unconventional games is frowned upon

    • @hosswik
      @hosswik 4 месяца назад

      It’s probably because Lollipop Chainsaw’s remake or remaster is about to come out.
      Honestly I think almost every take in this video was bad, but I think Falcon is trying to jump on the buzz… in a super weird/socially awkward and indirect way.

    • @drorjs
      @drorjs 4 месяца назад

      Frowned upon Mainly by a significant other.

  • @danielmoung9098
    @danielmoung9098 4 месяца назад +45

    Normally I like these gameranx feature videos, but this is stupid! We all know how female protagonists look in japanese games and it is NOT about sexualizing women! It is about having cool skins and cosmetic customization options! In saints row 2 and saints row 3 your character could walk around nude, you had some kinky clothing options and this was from thq and volition. Western game developers. Why Falcon is attacking Japanese games is beyond me!

    • @f.b.l.9813
      @f.b.l.9813 4 месяца назад

      they've always been biased for Western slop

    • @danielmoung9098
      @danielmoung9098 4 месяца назад +3

      @@f.b.l.9813 Western devs, Japanese devs? It makes no differencce to me, a great game is a great game. You would definitely be in the very small minority if you hated gow ragnarok or spiderman 2. I've never heard about gameranx being towards american devs, in any event I find gameranx reviews a hell of a lot better than ign reviews. Ign journalists are shitheads!

    • @ThaSideWeed
      @ThaSideWeed 4 месяца назад +1

      Plus there's a ton of comentary about an SO walking in on you playing part of these games.
      Someone seems a tad insecure here.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 4 месяца назад +4

      Western games are cringe too, Cyberpunk, Mass Effect and Baldur's Gate for example. You're right he's just biased against japanese

    • @danielmoung9098
      @danielmoung9098 4 месяца назад

      @@Walamonga1313 Mass effect, cyberpunk and baldur's gate? Yeah let's attack 3 of the best western arpgs out there! No reasoning for why either. Way to go Troll! I'm dying to know your opinion of spiderman, spiderman 2 and the last of us 2! I need a good laugh!

  • @PulpChristian
    @PulpChristian 2 месяца назад +2

    After that Xenoblade 2 take I am convinced Falcon never watched an Anime or played a Gacha game in his entire life.

  • @georgebanks4360
    @georgebanks4360 4 месяца назад +20

    And what should Lara be doing during all these strenuous and stressful activities, recite the Magna Carta? Come on Gameranx - you’re better than this.

  • @shadowbolthaseo1861
    @shadowbolthaseo1861 4 месяца назад +46

    First 3 shown in this video and its just a bias narrative against people playing games with attractive women and taking shots at people who enjoy that seriously if you don't like games like that fine but insulting people who like something you don't is not cool man I am a big fan of your channel but not cool dude

    • @IndigoVagrant
      @IndigoVagrant 3 месяца назад +3

      I don't think he was insulting anyone. Imagine you live in a religious household and you play through one of these games and someone walks in with no context and a raised eyebrow. It's something that millions of gamers deal with. It's funny.

  • @BushTurkeyProduction
    @BushTurkeyProduction 4 месяца назад +21

    Did people really sexualize grunting, sighing and vocal cues from damage? I mean, i grunt just getting off the couch…weird

    • @EmmsReality
      @EmmsReality 3 месяца назад +4

      We learned too much about Falcon in this video 😝

  • @GrimDMasterMind
    @GrimDMasterMind 4 месяца назад +37

    "Impossibly proportioned anime babe." Someone should tell that to the model

    • @biggshoverwelder3690
      @biggshoverwelder3690 3 месяца назад +8

      Ikr, this guy just hates attractive people in video games

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 4 месяца назад +26

    I really enjoyed Life is Strange, It was a different kind of storytelling that I didn't expect from a video game

    • @themorningstar126
      @themorningstar126 4 месяца назад

      i love it as well, but i do see where it can be weird, especially the 1st one.

    • @TihetrisWeathersby
      @TihetrisWeathersby 4 месяца назад

      @@themorningstar126 I didn't play much of the first one, I really enjoyed Before the Storm though

    • @themorningstar126
      @themorningstar126 4 месяца назад

      @TihetrisWeathersby yeah, the 1st one is a bit cringe and weird. like there's a literal scene where Max is in the shower. You don't actually see anything, but the idea of a 18 year old in the shower being a main scene is a bit weird.

    • @MarijnRoorda
      @MarijnRoorda 4 месяца назад +1

      I played that game with my Teenage daughter, we had a great time.

  • @Playingwith3D
    @Playingwith3D 4 месяца назад +43

    I never noticed the sound in Tomb raider. now I can't unhear it. 😂😂

    • @mtnman8783
      @mtnman8783 4 месяца назад +11

      I never did either . Still doesn't sound weird to me though

    • @zero-fu1pq
      @zero-fu1pq 4 месяца назад +2

      Same I turned it out when I was playing the game

    • @BojangleBaggins
      @BojangleBaggins 4 месяца назад +2

      Most normal people don’t

  • @foxmind2490
    @foxmind2490 4 месяца назад +16

    The Tomb Raider reboot I never took as sexual noises. It just came off as over the top which fit the scenario because of how violent each encounter was.

    • @kingofpkf
      @kingofpkf 4 месяца назад

      I think its just her voice and a lot of the moans and grunts don't sound like they are painful moans and grunts, just sensual. Not bad/egregious if you're in the room obviously but if you're not... Hence, why I assume its number 10 on the list in the first place.

  • @jacobdrolet4262
    @jacobdrolet4262 3 месяца назад +1

    Amazing video gameranx,fantastic job and I love the reboot tomb raider games.

  • @bilal6865
    @bilal6865 4 месяца назад +148

    So you are trying to say that games with female protagonist shouldn't be played in front of anyone😂

    • @ZodiacBoi42
      @ZodiacBoi42 4 месяца назад +11

      Basically lol, but if ya have strict parents ya gotta worry about that moaning lmao

    • @TheFreshSoundsFlorida
      @TheFreshSoundsFlorida 4 месяца назад +24

      Yeah it's a very ridiculous idea. Lol. There's nothing wrong with very attractive women in videos games. No one wants to look at an ugly character 😅

    • @TornadoWhirl33
      @TornadoWhirl33 4 месяца назад +11

      Don't you know that modern bossgirls like Aloy and Elly are only allowed to do masculine grunts and warcries so that the audiences don't misconstrue painful reactions as something else?

    • @zarvan777
      @zarvan777 4 месяца назад +1

      scratch: in front of anyone

    • @ZodiacBoi42
      @ZodiacBoi42 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TornadoWhirl33 right? It’s inherently an odd little misogyny type of reaction people have, but that might just be corn that’s got everyone’s minds all goofy on this subject lol

  • @TySama0
    @TySama0 4 месяца назад +28

    My roommates ex always hated when he played games with women in them, watched movies or shows with women in them, even having other women as friends... She's a terrible person, the man never cheated or even hinted at having cheated.

    • @TedWilder
      @TedWilder 4 месяца назад +2

      @@TySama0 my coworker is like this. He won't let her go even after all the abuse

    • @Gaia_Gaistar
      @Gaia_Gaistar 4 месяца назад +7

      Pretty much all modern discourse about attractive women in media is because of this, it's the root of all of it.

    • @menegene4129
      @menegene4129 4 месяца назад +1

      Was your roommate's ex by chance named Anita?

    • @TySama0
      @TySama0 4 месяца назад

      @@menegene4129 nah.

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@menegene4129 dont be silly she married herself

  • @moonlightrider8584
    @moonlightrider8584 4 месяца назад +21

    you guys overthinking the sounds that Lara does... only dirty minded people will be thinking about that cause it never crossed my mind..

  • @Gamer2k4
    @Gamer2k4 4 месяца назад +1

    18:15 "At the very least, you could play as one of the few dudes"
    DOA 5 had a 3:4 ratio of male to female characters (15 guys, 21 girls). If you leave out the guest characters, that becomes an even closer 13 guys and 17 girls. It's still unbalanced, but not as much as you might expect. And the gameplay is quite good and accessible - easy to button mash if you're new, with deep combos and mechanics if you're used to fighting games. I play it with my wife regularly, and while we both agree the costumes can get ridiculous (for both the females AND males), the gameplay is strong enough and the good costumes are good enough that we enjoy it quite a bit overall.

  • @cjrensh
    @cjrensh 4 месяца назад +63

    You forgot the "What are You Doing?" trophy in Nier. Where you've gotta position the camera to look at 2B's butt 10 times haha.

    • @zachtwilightwindwaker596
      @zachtwilightwindwaker596 4 месяца назад

      What are you doing, perv?

    • @JammedClipper
      @JammedClipper 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah hahahah so good

    • @cjrensh
      @cjrensh 4 месяца назад +2

      @@JammedClipper I only found out about that one after I had bought the trophy in game hahaha

    • @JammedClipper
      @JammedClipper 4 месяца назад +5

      @cjrensh i did find it the uhmmm...organic way, it just sorta happened 😅

    • @cjrensh
      @cjrensh 4 месяца назад +1

      @@JammedClipper *George Takai* "Oh my"
      Haha

  • @mariomario1462
    @mariomario1462 4 месяца назад +18

    Nah I don't get embarrassed playing any of these. 😌 love them all. life is strange is among the top!

    • @Stygros
      @Stygros 4 месяца назад +2

      Did you even watch the video💀

    • @frankdepina5967
      @frankdepina5967 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Stygrosyou know he didn’t 😂😂 people want to be first and get a dopamine hit with an ever rising number in the comments and likes…

    • @mariomario1462
      @mariomario1462 4 месяца назад

      @@frankdepina5967 yeah I did watch it wtf are you talking about

    • @mariomario1462
      @mariomario1462 4 месяца назад

      @@Stygros yes.

    • @frankdepina5967
      @frankdepina5967 4 месяца назад

      @@mariomario1462 🤭🤭💀💀Sure, after the comment. I saw this original comment 5 minutes after the video dropped. So what's you rushed to the beginning of each section, blitz the namesand rankings then run to the comment section?

  • @TheIndepententCraftyGamer
    @TheIndepententCraftyGamer 4 месяца назад +9

    My partner walked near me and I was ready to turn my phone away so that will tell you 😭
    Other good mentions would be
    lollipop chainsaw it’s literally a 18 year old girl in a cheerleader outfit saying all kinds of smexy things and killing zombies with a chainsaw
    Obviously it was awesome
    Then there way blood rayne which isn’t as bad as the first but still really awkward considering it was a half naked vampire that would say flirty things to her Enemies before sucking their blood
    And yes that game was totally awesome too

  • @MayaConner16
    @MayaConner16 3 месяца назад +2

    TBF Nathan Drake made plenty of noises/grunts as well. I think it comes with the territory when you're getting thrown around ancient ruins and falling off mountains.

  • @SickB666
    @SickB666 4 месяца назад +4

    Guitar Hero ... nothing better than a middle aged man jumping through the living room with a plastic guitar when someone walks in

  • @Synchro789
    @Synchro789 4 месяца назад +6

    This man said “suffiss to say” 10:00 😂😂😂

  • @BojangleBaggins
    @BojangleBaggins 4 месяца назад +17

    1:22 You’re the ONLY person I’ve ever heard say this. It might be time to log off for a while man. Lmao
    Seriously, look what’s happening in the scene, and if you knew what she just did before this it seems completely normal.
    Funniest self report.

    • @BojangleBaggins
      @BojangleBaggins 4 месяца назад +5

      2:03 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? Lol. If you think like that it says WAY more about you I’m sorry.

    • @Mont3000
      @Mont3000 4 месяца назад

      You way off on the interpretation. Its games that could be embarrassing around certain people(maybe your grandma). For sure I would bust in my nephews room if I heard them noises with no context.
      I watch Anime, I turn it off when moms come around. Dont act like you do some things you will just do in front of anyone.

    • @BojangleBaggins
      @BojangleBaggins 4 месяца назад +1

      ⁠​⁠@@Mont3000 Yes; I understand the intent of the video, that’s not the point. Just watch from 0:58. He clearly agrees (even when he’s the one playing the game) that the sounds she makes sounds sexual.
      Which is one thing if you can’t see the gameplay but comes off as very strange if you have the context.

  • @nickbardin
    @nickbardin Месяц назад +1

    It feels like the problem is the narrator not the games 😂
    It's also sad we're living during the times when anything bigger than A cup makes ppl lose their minds.
    Not to mention that half naked guys is totally cool.

  • @James-gj8rn
    @James-gj8rn 4 месяца назад +7

    this is a personal one of mine but for me my choice used to be Hatsune Miku Project Diva, i used to be so embarrassed that i love Hatsune Miku and vocaloid as much as i do but over time, i've become such a huge fan of Hatsune Miku and vocaloid in general that i've grown to not care what people say about it (i love what i love) Don't let other people make fun of you for what you like :)

  • @GirthofBirth
    @GirthofBirth 4 месяца назад +7

    Honestly I never realized that with Tomb Raider until this video, and no I am far from innocent.

  • @benjwallace7479
    @benjwallace7479 4 месяца назад +14

    As a gamer, im not scared to play any game around any person. If i like the game, ima play it.

  • @AradMakesAll
    @AradMakesAll 3 месяца назад +1

    the most fun video of the channel by faaaaaaaaaar!!!!!

  • @DarkRiketz
    @DarkRiketz 4 месяца назад +6

    "Why I stopped playing JRPGs" would be a good title for the video.