M 134 MINI GUN SHOOTING TRACERS IN TO CAR

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
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  • @columbiawarmachine9795
    @columbiawarmachine9795  Год назад +920

    Check out my new video ruclips.net/video/f3Us7fR7aaM/видео.html

    • @elvondrago96
      @elvondrago96 Год назад +13

      Gidt me a Minugun, please!

    • @nikos4590
      @nikos4590 Год назад +13

      Гражданские цели, ты уверен что стоит продолжать...

    • @hiimholdin2397
      @hiimholdin2397 Год назад +6

      I hope it's a will it start

    • @hoople0320
      @hoople0320 Год назад +11

      Every republican should Owen one or two of these don't you think it's our right

    • @gtxthunderstorm6219
      @gtxthunderstorm6219 11 месяцев назад +13

      Remember only every fourth bullet is a tracer.

  • @unknownunknown2843
    @unknownunknown2843 Год назад +45717

    "HOLY SHIT! I FINNALY DID IT! I FOUND A CURE TO CANCE-"
    CIA:

    • @tynosuke
      @tynosuke Год назад +4721

      “OH MY DAYS! A CAR THAT CAN RUN ON WATER! LET’S SPREAD THE MESSA-“
      CIA:

    • @edwinaguilar44
      @edwinaguilar44 Год назад +1418

      Oh! La fórmula secreta de las cangreburguers, porfin la tengo.
      Don cangrejo automáticamente:

    • @InFaM0uS_D
      @InFaM0uS_D Год назад +546

      That's hilarious but in a way kind of not but at the same time still kind of funny

    • @seangory5181
      @seangory5181 Год назад +1101

      Even though this was a joke, it’s not far from the actual truth. People that “discover things” get silenced

    • @cremebrulee2484
      @cremebrulee2484 Год назад +563

      “OH MY GOD THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!”
      Mr Krabs:

  • @OConnelsSideOfDaRiver
    @OConnelsSideOfDaRiver Год назад +10700

    “The enemy is in that direction”
    “Ye sir, eliminating that direction”

  • @Poqzx-
    @Poqzx- 29 дней назад +68

    Ain’t no way we got the lazer minigun from gta before 2025 💀💀

  • @ShadowBeatzR3mix
    @ShadowBeatzR3mix Месяц назад +194

    Me when a random pedestrian hits my car in gta

  • @deautrs79
    @deautrs79 Год назад +43556

    When storm troopers actually have aim

    • @mikaeltran7726
      @mikaeltran7726 Год назад +409

      Hahaha that’s funny

    • @djafrodudent4767
      @djafrodudent4767 Год назад +615

      “Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise…” 😂

    • @4ALLDIMENSIONS
      @4ALLDIMENSIONS Год назад +168

      🤣 in the movie you see them flying overhead everywhere😭💯%

    • @Main-Villain
      @Main-Villain Год назад +151

      Storm troopers are 80% accurate in combat situations.

    • @Dumb-Comment
      @Dumb-Comment Год назад +48

      The colour is used by Rebel

  • @mohammadrafhaan4092
    @mohammadrafhaan4092 8 месяцев назад +4046

    Bro spent his entire life savings

  • @peteinthedesert7082
    @peteinthedesert7082 Месяц назад +23

    “Do you see that squirrel hiding behind the vehicle?”
    “I will.”

  • @ConfederateNapolron-ih3pl
    @ConfederateNapolron-ih3pl Месяц назад +26

    "Yo bro check out my new car!"
    Bro:

  • @user-sb8di6qq9i
    @user-sb8di6qq9i 2 месяца назад +1240

    When bro reaches for his license.

  • @OliverurFace
    @OliverurFace Год назад +5739

    Remember, the tracer rounds are just the ones you "can" see.

    • @columbiawarmachine9795
      @columbiawarmachine9795  Год назад +60

      Check out my new tracer video, you will not be disappointed ruclips.net/video/KTjY5AwrQLM/видео.html

    • @Yahkov-
      @Yahkov- Год назад +330

      Every 5 rounds

    • @columbiawarmachine9795
      @columbiawarmachine9795  Год назад +237

      Some were every other round

    • @vastassassin6596
      @vastassassin6596 Год назад +53

      ​@@Yahkov- I'm sorry WHAT?

    • @Yahkov-
      @Yahkov- Год назад +192

      @@vastassassin6596 Every Five rounds there’s a tracer round it fire 6000 rounds per minute or 100 rounds a second

  • @TRACK-011
    @TRACK-011 29 дней назад +11

    *looks at minigun*
    *looks at A10*
    *looks at minigun*
    *looks at A10*
    "Hmmm"

  • @Dave-lq2le
    @Dave-lq2le Месяц назад +84

    Just remember. The enemy can trace the tracers back to you! That's why they're not used in combat.

    • @DeadLikeMe-ir9ix
      @DeadLikeMe-ir9ix Месяц назад +9

      Note the tracers are interspersed with bullets you don't see. 😮

    • @Dave-lq2le
      @Dave-lq2le Месяц назад +3

      @@DeadLikeMe-ir9ix
      Indeed.

    • @_souls.
      @_souls. Месяц назад +22

      Can the enemy trace it back to you if the enemy does not exist anymore?

    • @user-le9wj5mg8l
      @user-le9wj5mg8l Месяц назад

      That’s how stupid Americans are

    • @brianreimers8112
      @brianreimers8112 Месяц назад +7

      oh bless your heart tracers are definitely used in combat

  • @AKnumber6
    @AKnumber6 Месяц назад +463

    1 million dollars……
    2 million dollars…..
    3 million dollars…..
    Aaand we’re out of ammo!

    • @chrisbarrios3460
      @chrisbarrios3460 Месяц назад +10

      I didn’t even think about how much it would actually cost to do this

    • @overckmasterrico1442
      @overckmasterrico1442 Месяц назад

      Mi mamá dice lo mismo pero con los fuegos artificiales :D

    • @thomasyomama4070
      @thomasyomama4070 Месяц назад

      If ammo were that expensive America would have a 93% income tax rate😂

    • @user-ee5dn4ew2n
      @user-ee5dn4ew2n Месяц назад +2

      ​@@thomasyomama4070вы свои доллары когда хотите печатаете😂

    • @jasonhoward2613
      @jasonhoward2613 Месяц назад

      @@user-ee5dn4ew2nwhich causes it to lose value having the opposite effect

  • @dublinoseven3279
    @dublinoseven3279 Год назад +3709

    “And with FlexSeal, the car still floats!”

  • @rubentammy.esquivel5656
    @rubentammy.esquivel5656 Месяц назад +12

    That looks like it would be a great home defense weapon 👍🏽

    • @Jw-no7id
      @Jw-no7id Месяц назад +1

      Specially if you don't care about your neighbors.

    • @fallinginthed33p
      @fallinginthed33p 26 дней назад

      The HOA might have a word or two about overpen.

  • @Knightlychan
    @Knightlychan Месяц назад +6

    Bro got the widowmaker from GTA Online

  • @maxleprieur2148
    @maxleprieur2148 4 месяца назад +394

    "We got hostile in that direction" "Roger, removing that direction"

    • @Improv_jav
      @Improv_jav 4 месяца назад

      FRFR… that’s perfect 💀💀💀

    • @tylerbeltz3480
      @tylerbeltz3480 3 месяца назад +3

      They stole the comment

    • @buzzy80y44
      @buzzy80y44 2 месяца назад

      @@tylerbeltz3480Should I give a fuck?

    • @mendicantdg7393
      @mendicantdg7393 2 месяца назад

      Man copy and pasted a comment without even trying to hide it lmao. What a Kevin 😂🤡

  • @AsimosTriouss
    @AsimosTriouss Год назад +1926

    Random guy: *creates a car that works with water.*
    The CIA:

    • @invincible8115
      @invincible8115 Год назад +1

      How origina, Ioser.

    • @TheUpwardbound1
      @TheUpwardbound1 Год назад +72

      I was just telling someone that today. There are many amazing inventors/inventions like that that have been created, and the people end up deleted

    • @AsimosTriouss
      @AsimosTriouss Год назад +21

      @@TheUpwardbound1 Nah dawg.. the thing's actually fake.. Hydrogen engines exist but they're *BIG* and require a power source.

    • @darinmacfarland6605
      @darinmacfarland6605 Год назад +53

      There’s was a guy that created one and he ended up dead not long after.

    • @TheUpwardbound1
      @TheUpwardbound1 Год назад

      @AsimosTriouss Rubbish. There have been many amazing inventions that would revolutionize the world as we know it, but due to greed and power, we will never know about them.

  • @Master_Blaster_3000
    @Master_Blaster_3000 Месяц назад +3

    "Wake up! I heard something in the kitchen."
    "Kitchen eliminated."

  • @disturbed1734
    @disturbed1734 Месяц назад +2

    "Follow the tracers as they will mark your target, soldier."
    "What target, sir?"

  • @eatyourvegetables1449
    @eatyourvegetables1449 Месяц назад +175

    “Do you see that truck over there”
    “YES SIR”
    “I don’t want to”
    “YES SIR”

  • @Mugglepuffs
    @Mugglepuffs Месяц назад +1

    Random: Dude what happened to your jeep?
    Owner: I was attacked by stormtroopers

  • @thedarkwolfv7233
    @thedarkwolfv7233 Месяц назад +1

    Sergeant: "Private, I want that enemy's truck painted red"
    Private "Say no more boss"

  • @user-iv5wz7sn7i
    @user-iv5wz7sn7i 8 месяцев назад +910

    “How much money should we waste?”
    “Yes.”

    • @victormelendez655
      @victormelendez655 8 месяцев назад +9

      That’s $250,000 mini gun right there

    • @sargentordb507
      @sargentordb507 8 месяцев назад +4

      Nothing wasted. Got to try it out.

    • @one_bad_mofo8658
      @one_bad_mofo8658 8 месяцев назад

      I would give you a thumbs up...but I'd ruin your 420 bruh 😅

    • @pietroguggiana7979
      @pietroguggiana7979 7 месяцев назад +5

      It costs 400.000 thounsand dollars to fire that minigun, for 12 seconds.

    • @cosmic4791
      @cosmic4791 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@pietroguggiana7979that is not true the gun it’s self costs 250,000 dollars and he shot for about 15 seconds so he shot around 800-1000 rounds that was maybe a 200 dollar burst considering a full minute on 7.62 is about 800 dollars

  • @Guerradecartón3801
    @Guerradecartón3801 8 месяцев назад +564

    me finishing off the mosquito that bit me:

    • @happyhippiesurbanfarm
      @happyhippiesurbanfarm 8 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Guerradecartón3801
      @Guerradecartón3801 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@happyhippiesurbanfarm lol

    • @Blazs120gl
      @Blazs120gl 8 месяцев назад +3

      _Nothing's more dangerous than a wounded mosquito_
      /Roy Spim/

    • @John-kx2tq
      @John-kx2tq 5 месяцев назад +1

      Takes a minigun to kill the mosquitoes around here!

    • @IamJiva
      @IamJiva 2 месяца назад

      это сегодня не шутки, недавно я видел в продаже за 2500$ лазер пеленгующий по звуку, и прицельно сжигающий комаров в комнате, похоже он не путает людей и комаров, или стреляет всегда со шкафа и выше головы...

  • @Aerofly001
    @Aerofly001 Месяц назад +1

    The cartel when they see a white car with a happy family in it:

  • @MilezAwxy
    @MilezAwxy Месяц назад +1

    They really just spent my lifetime networth in less than 60 seconds

  • @Rampagetftk
    @Rampagetftk 2 месяца назад +199

    Homless man walks out confused af

  • @makcings4764
    @makcings4764 Год назад +726

    Car mechanic after your card declines:

    • @user-mn2gp6ps3u
      @user-mn2gp6ps3u Год назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @인천아저씨
      @인천아저씨 Год назад +4

      DESTROY IT

    • @TK--ev7wx
      @TK--ev7wx Год назад +7

      Darth Vader after he finds out obi wan slept with padmé:

    • @ToadegatheNerd
      @ToadegatheNerd Год назад +2

      Speaking of we own a body shop and live in a crazy ass small town some dude thought he would try to rip us off on a full car paint job which was 12 grand with the body work custom paint and interior work by the end of the job. Dude shows up while he thinks we're gone with a spare key to his 67 Chevelle and to try and take it I walk out he is mumbling I throw the hands on him and I look back and my crazy ass brother done got the air hose and grinder and is commencing to grind 2 giants lines down the hood then I quote said " I just wanted to finish adding your hood decal before you took it" I'll never forget that shit😂😂 being young and ignorant lol

    • @sammyd-ks2mn
      @sammyd-ks2mn Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DJFOX1291
    @DJFOX1291 12 дней назад +2

    Me what I sound like in the bathroom for 2 hours after eating spicy foods.

  • @user-xz6tx6tz3e
    @user-xz6tx6tz3e Месяц назад +4

    The normal day in texas:
    Hey girl what's tim....
    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @dannymack1196
    @dannymack1196 2 месяца назад +316

    When an acorn falls on the roof of your car...

    • @bigoz7
      @bigoz7 2 месяца назад +8

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Groggyracer
      @Groggyracer 2 месяца назад +4

      Bro noooooooo! 😂😂

    • @jaquicethompson9009
      @jaquicethompson9009 2 месяца назад +2

      @dannymack1196 bro you funny asf. That a good one😂😂😂😂

    • @Current-Topics
      @Current-Topics 2 месяца назад +1

      I remember that

    • @jimhmod
      @jimhmod 2 месяца назад +2

      Too soon, LOL!!

  • @maxkuijper000
    @maxkuijper000 8 месяцев назад +1521

    Any country : discovers oil
    USA :

    • @jonaspaulo7495
      @jonaspaulo7495 8 месяцев назад +14

      Entendi,criam armas de destruição em Massa 😅

    • @jessehussey-yeo2435
      @jessehussey-yeo2435 8 месяцев назад +5

      Huh ?

    • @TellThaTruth
      @TellThaTruth 8 месяцев назад +16

      As a former Army soldier I completely understand that. 😊

    • @Gign--a
      @Gign--a 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@jessehussey-yeo2435we invaded a lot of countries in the Middle East and they are oil rich places so the joke is we did it for oil

    • @jamesstrickland2707
      @jamesstrickland2707 8 месяцев назад +23

      “Fighting for freedom”

  • @MandrakeDCR
    @MandrakeDCR Месяц назад +1

    Looked like a friggin' Star Wars battle lol

  • @PotatoChisp
    @PotatoChisp 15 дней назад +2

    "It cost 400.000 thousand dollars to shoot this gun in 12 second"

  • @ADKaizenProductions
    @ADKaizenProductions 3 месяца назад +415

    No sir you can't tell me these are bullets when clearly they are star wars lasers

    • @IamJiva
      @IamJiva 2 месяца назад +2

      есть ли проекты троссирующих пуль на основе лазера на стволе, и уголкового отражателя на задней стороне пули?

    • @grantwilliams8164
      @grantwilliams8164 2 месяца назад +2

      Needs a pew pew and not a Brrrrrrrrrrr

    • @Prime_Rabbit
      @Prime_Rabbit 2 месяца назад +5

      If I remember correctly, star wars lasers are actually less lethal and more "humane" with the only real advantage they have over bullets being that they can go through more things

    • @NoIwont
      @NoIwont 2 месяца назад +4

      If those were bullets that car would be cut apart...smoke and mirrors here.

    • @edlaw3
      @edlaw3 2 месяца назад +1

      Every fifth round is a tracer

  • @johnnazar180
    @johnnazar180 9 месяцев назад +794

    How you pee at 3am trying to be quiet.

    • @columbiawarmachine9795
      @columbiawarmachine9795  9 месяцев назад +7

      Lol, Che k out my new video ruclips.net/video/4ws38cotGS4/видео.htmlsi=ksQkRI7py5RMkPO0

    • @rewernan
      @rewernan 8 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @georgenzau5918
      @georgenzau5918 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

    • @nasrokano1056
      @nasrokano1056 8 месяцев назад +2

      ههههههععععع😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lynlucas8136
      @lynlucas8136 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆

  • @charlesaubertin2897
    @charlesaubertin2897 Месяц назад

    “Now we need to test the automatic tracking…start running!”😎

  • @Swish_5
    @Swish_5 День назад

    When you use a Mechanical pencil to write on tissue paper:

  • @-Ryan_Gasoline-
    @-Ryan_Gasoline- 8 месяцев назад +338

    "Boy am I glad to fly my new Mi-24!"
    The M163 4km away:

    • @je2848
      @je2848 8 месяцев назад +7

      This comment actually hurts. RIP repair cost.

    • @ulacylon-timetrio9664
      @ulacylon-timetrio9664 8 месяцев назад +14

      “Oh boy, can’t wait to fly my Blackhawk.”
      The Pantsir 6 miles away:

    • @je2848
      @je2848 8 месяцев назад +3

      @MizoGkuk War Thunder reference.

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 8 месяцев назад

      ​@MizoGkukwar thunder gaming

    • @stevilknevil107
      @stevilknevil107 8 месяцев назад +1

      @ulacylon-timetrio9664 Bull… any pantysirs in the vicinity would have been decimated by precision bombs long before any Blackhawks would be flying around

  • @gravypatron
    @gravypatron 10 месяцев назад +482

    "That'll be 1.86 million dollar, please"

    • @columbiawarmachine9795
      @columbiawarmachine9795  10 месяцев назад +12

      Lol, check out my new video PARD DS35 NIGHT VISION SCOPE!!! COLUMBIA WAR MACHINE!!!
      ruclips.net/video/77ecazg1kss/видео.html

    • @Neopopulist
      @Neopopulist 10 месяцев назад +5

      Way, WAY more tbh...

    • @mrwhatever6428
      @mrwhatever6428 9 месяцев назад +7

      but free for israel 😂

    • @tobeyparker3459
      @tobeyparker3459 9 месяцев назад +2

      just to fire the gun

    • @rmarbertin8131
      @rmarbertin8131 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@mrwhatever6428 They're probably doing this right now too. They shot someone trying to get away in a car with a tank. God's other(?) chosen master race can also do no wrong tho ...

  • @theretrosodacollector
    @theretrosodacollector 19 дней назад

    Nahh we have the widowmaker irl before gta 6💀

  • @swilldenn7160
    @swilldenn7160 Месяц назад

    "and don't try to upsell me nothing, I just want an oil change, My tires are fine!"😂

  • @silverload3622
    @silverload3622 11 месяцев назад +564

    Zombie Apocalypse has been cancelled due to the Zombies seeing this video

    • @danielkennedymarines
      @danielkennedymarines 11 месяцев назад +7

      lmao

    • @MrFritzoXx5859
      @MrFritzoXx5859 11 месяцев назад +5

      Underrated asf 😂

    • @cranberry63
      @cranberry63 11 месяцев назад +12

      I recognize that sound after a big dinner of TACOS!

    • @lafter-1
      @lafter-1 11 месяцев назад +2

      😅

    • @OdinAlgeron
      @OdinAlgeron 11 месяцев назад

      to be fair, the only way a Zombie Apocalypse can happen is if the military AND americans are completely brainless
      otherwise you get the ending of the original night of the living dead

  • @user-sx1iw9gs5t
    @user-sx1iw9gs5t 9 месяцев назад +536

    "You see that car private?"
    "Yes sir"
    "I don't want to"
    "Yes sir"

    • @sweetsunnyvibes
      @sweetsunnyvibes 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'll just move it

    • @xa9131
      @xa9131 8 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @BeStupidWithIntent
      @BeStupidWithIntent 8 месяцев назад

      Not trying to be a dick… but man y’all are beating the fuck out of a dead horse with that joke…

    • @Youtubeuser1aa
      @Youtubeuser1aa 8 месяцев назад +1

      Instructions unclear: shot tracers into eyes

  • @marsissocool5362
    @marsissocool5362 Месяц назад +2

    Real life widowmaker😂😂😂

  • @victorjohnson749
    @victorjohnson749 Месяц назад +1

    Even the truck DOA in that one. Sheeeeeesh!!!!!!

  • @gregodom8212
    @gregodom8212 11 месяцев назад +415

    “You can’t park there.”
    “Or what?!?”

  • @jarretbooe713
    @jarretbooe713 3 месяца назад +155

    "A spider disappeared under the carseat"
    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @dj_chalkking8491
    @dj_chalkking8491 Месяц назад

    Cecil tryna buy an extra 30 seconds against Omni-man

  • @professor.moriarty9803
    @professor.moriarty9803 Месяц назад

    “Sir I think they are dead”
    “I want to be sure”

  • @woodytheone99
    @woodytheone99 8 месяцев назад +470

    Just remember kids, every fifth round is a tracer.

    • @savage9436
      @savage9436 8 месяцев назад +24

      How tf do you know. Where you there when he loaded the gun? Must of been. Your clealry best friends with the guy. How could I have ever doubt you.

    • @savage9436
      @savage9436 8 месяцев назад +19

      Also you do realize people with money can put tracer in every round right??😂😂😂😂 not that hard to grasp

    • @SniffinYaMum
      @SniffinYaMum 8 месяцев назад +29

      Someone’s on the rag huh^

    • @ranimdude
      @ranimdude 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@savage9436thats just how the gun fucken works

    • @Velentus
      @Velentus 8 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@savage9436 you need a warm bottle for your belly? It seems like its extra tough this month.

  • @ScrimmSix
    @ScrimmSix Год назад +252

    “if he still in there, he ain’t happy”

  • @곡하나
    @곡하나 Месяц назад

    The Asian guy in the background mocking you two was priceless

  • @quebecpatriot1874
    @quebecpatriot1874 Месяц назад

    that dude has a constant sat dedicated to his every moves

  • @howardpacker6240
    @howardpacker6240 9 месяцев назад +927

    That's some aggressive paint remover.

    • @columbiawarmachine9795
      @columbiawarmachine9795  9 месяцев назад +8

      Lol, check out my new video ruclips.net/video/WcN8EVlprTE/видео.htmlsi=fwzhncMSDADVsTW9

    • @IZH_Jupiter_5
      @IZH_Jupiter_5 8 месяцев назад +7

      Скорее для удаления металла

    • @larry1353
      @larry1353 8 месяцев назад +4

      *anything remover

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 8 месяцев назад

      car remover

    • @Souknite4988chitown
      @Souknite4988chitown 8 месяцев назад

      Star War weapon

  • @Hydra-House-Lizard
    @Hydra-House-Lizard 10 месяцев назад +826

    "IVE MADE A CAR THAT USES WATER TO POWER IT-"
    The entire government:

    • @brianhall9859
      @brianhall9859 9 месяцев назад +4

      Send to Switzerland...to make cheese

    • @BarfyMan-sh3zf
      @BarfyMan-sh3zf 9 месяцев назад +7

      This actually happened, look up Mike Meyers Watercar. They later said the car was a hoax but everything that happened to Meyers is 100% true.

    • @josephk1342
      @josephk1342 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@BarfyMan-sh3zfthat car was complete nonsense

    • @WJINTL
      @WJINTL 9 месяцев назад

      "The coroner concluded it was self inflicted"

    • @thecheeseblock9880
      @thecheeseblock9880 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@josephk1342if it was they wouldnt have killed him

  • @stanleyalfred8649
    @stanleyalfred8649 Месяц назад

    Literally the Widowmaker from GTA online in action 🤣

  • @teddylyons1850
    @teddylyons1850 22 дня назад

    "Sir he's in that vehicle"
    "What vehicle"

  • @vladimirlenin843
    @vladimirlenin843 8 месяцев назад +706

    "It cost 400k to fire this weapon for 12 seconds "

    • @alankampa5314
      @alankampa5314 7 месяцев назад +16

      400k $?

    • @Endidixknsej
      @Endidixknsej 7 месяцев назад +5

      Where’s that from I swear to god ik it

    • @malachilites1008
      @malachilites1008 7 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@Endidixknsejits a qoute from heavy weapons guy and that is his weapon.

    • @chrisbeauchamp5563
      @chrisbeauchamp5563 7 месяцев назад +39

      No way, it’s probably firing at about 5000 round per minute. That 7.62 even at 3$ a round which would be expensive 1 minute is 15000 dollars. No way 8 sec is 400k.
      Maybe depleted uranium rounds in a 30mm Warthog.

    • @Bjelle11
      @Bjelle11 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@Endidixknsej It’s from tf2 when heavy shows of his weapon

  • @johnvine5731
    @johnvine5731 Год назад +484

    When the ammo costs more than the car.

    • @johnlyons3832
      @johnlyons3832 11 месяцев назад +5

      A handful of casings might be worth more.

    • @Dk-he6ez
      @Dk-he6ez 11 месяцев назад +25

      "It costs 400,000, to shoot this weapon for 12 seconds."

    • @vampirehunter533
      @vampirehunter533 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Dk-he6ez
      so a 100000 for only 3 seconds. which could probably get 3 if not 4 good vehicles, damn warfare huh.😂

    • @Berk1687
      @Berk1687 11 месяцев назад

      lol i didn't think that i am going to see a factorio comment

    • @cutiepup5363
      @cutiepup5363 11 месяцев назад

      So true!

  • @gixsaac
    @gixsaac Месяц назад

    *looks at ryan the wrong way*: homelander

  • @madtod9975
    @madtod9975 Месяц назад

    Deadpool still lived with Wolverine…
    …”I feel Holy 😇 meow 😻!”

  • @alexlatenights2475
    @alexlatenights2475 Год назад +1028

    "If he's still in there, he ain't happy."
    -Major Payne 😂

    • @carlwarts4740
      @carlwarts4740 Год назад +5

      Fyckin actuals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yvng.j8786
      @yvng.j8786 Год назад +19

      BRUHHHH I was deadass having a leg pain earlier n asked myself "should I walk this off or pull some major payne shit n break my finger see if it works" 🤣🤣 ofc I wasn't gonna break my finger tho💀

    • @Calinia_LiViN
      @Calinia_LiViN Год назад +5

      Yooooo dj hit meeeeeee!

    • @johnwayne666
      @johnwayne666 Год назад +1

      😁

    • @officercitizen
      @officercitizen Год назад +2

      Dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cosmicdarkmatter1128
    @cosmicdarkmatter1128 8 месяцев назад +272

    Terminator: ..." a Phased Plasma Rifle wit da 40 watt range"
    Gun store clerk: "Aye, only what you see pal"
    The phased plasma rifle:

    • @nottitan7504
      @nottitan7504 8 месяцев назад +3

      Wow! Didn't expect this😂 good one man

    • @mikewilhelmson8413
      @mikewilhelmson8413 8 месяцев назад +3

      Awesome reference

    • @daffyduckling6958
      @daffyduckling6958 8 месяцев назад +3

      Da Uzi nine millimetah!

    • @anibalbabilonia1867
      @anibalbabilonia1867 8 месяцев назад +2

      👋😂👉😎👍”hey you can’t do that?” Terminator! “Wrong!”

    • @MichaelSuperbacker
      @MichaelSuperbacker 8 месяцев назад +1

      The cameraman missed Arnold in the shot 🤦‍♂️

  • @bruneydamekanic6151
    @bruneydamekanic6151 Месяц назад

    Optimus when he sees Megatron on sight.

  • @tron3entertainment
    @tron3entertainment Месяц назад

    I thought that was an actual freaking laser gun for a few seconds. 😨

  • @simplifiedmutiny5873
    @simplifiedmutiny5873 5 месяцев назад +317

    remember that every 5 rounds, there is a tracer round

    • @user-nb6mr5uo7i
      @user-nb6mr5uo7i 5 месяцев назад +4

      Thought it was 1 in 4?

    • @marklyons1541
      @marklyons1541 5 месяцев назад +15

      Every 5th round is 4 to 1. Maybe that's what you're thinking of.

    • @hjugrant9124
      @hjugrant9124 5 месяцев назад +5

      In my times it was 2-1, three in total. Looks like they start saving😂

    • @AbruptandOffensive
      @AbruptandOffensive 5 месяцев назад +4

      Not in this video 😂

    • @user-pi6wu1cl6h
      @user-pi6wu1cl6h 4 месяца назад +2

      $100 per shot. That is a lot of money being wasted!

  • @brycereed2419
    @brycereed2419 8 месяцев назад +498

    Point to remember: no cover behind cars.

    • @columbiawarmachine9795
      @columbiawarmachine9795  8 месяцев назад +42

      Definitely not against this buzz saw lol , check out the full video you will not be disappointed

    • @ricogreen1854
      @ricogreen1854 8 месяцев назад +5

      Facts, and duly noted

    • @Dan-n-Duke-jr2ic
      @Dan-n-Duke-jr2ic 8 месяцев назад +17

      But realistically..how many times do you plan on getting shot by a galling gun?

    • @vauxittt
      @vauxittt 8 месяцев назад +6

      hiding behind the engine works

    • @wooterrackz2699
      @wooterrackz2699 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@vauxitttnot for long

  • @Firehide256
    @Firehide256 Месяц назад

    That was probably equivalent to the life savings of my entire bloodline

  • @Michael-tb3gq
    @Michael-tb3gq Месяц назад

    Guy gets out of the vehicle and says missed me 😂😂

  • @dustindvorak1397
    @dustindvorak1397 Год назад +557

    If that Jeep has the 4.0L inline 6... she'll still get you to work.

    • @pieheadthemainiac5480
      @pieheadthemainiac5480 Год назад +9

      That and believe it or not there 4cyl they’re some of the strongest engines made today…….😂 I have a jeep Comanche and it’s brand new only 40,000 original (all paperwork) miles on it for that reason the body was immaculate. Cause that’s the only thing I don’t like about jeeps there bodies within four years up north hear have rusted out and won’t pass inspection I also had a jeep wrangler 97 and it had a four cylinder and 180,000 miles on it and body was shot couldn’t get it inspected so I patched it up got a inspection and sold it for same price I bought it for after 6 years of owning it and it had a 6 inch lift in it but if you have ever put a 6” lift on anything you will know as soon as you you four wheelin you will put 0-1000$ worth of repairs to it every time.and I got sick of it costing so much but I do miss it it was a toy a very fun toy and I helped alot of people stuck in woods or off the road cause of snow.🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂

    • @MicDropBBQ
      @MicDropBBQ Год назад +3

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FACTS!

    • @roosterartskc1227
      @roosterartskc1227 Год назад +3

      Solid joke😂

    • @30lungman
      @30lungman Год назад +5

      Damn good engine not going to lie

    • @BigBlock632
      @BigBlock632 Год назад +3

      Dude that is the damn truth! I had a 97 Cherokee Country but it was only 2-wheel drive and that is the most reliable vehicle I have ever owned! Those 6 cylinder engines are way more powerful than you think! I could go from 15 mph to 100 mph in just a few seconds! Excellent little engines!

  • @Itz_CL1pZ65
    @Itz_CL1pZ65 4 месяца назад +186

    Now ppl can finally feel like they are in star wars

    • @columbiawarmachine9795
      @columbiawarmachine9795  4 месяца назад +2

      Lol,

    • @burdidoyburdigoy8134
      @burdidoyburdigoy8134 4 месяца назад

      Yeap! Can the tracers be green?

    • @ubisoftdespiser8669
      @ubisoftdespiser8669 4 месяца назад

      @@burdidoyburdigoy8134any color pretty sure. Not 100% tho

    • @j.r1158
      @j.r1158 4 месяца назад +1

      @@burdidoyburdigoy8134yeah if you look at the film fury they use green tracer rounds for the German fire and red for allies

    • @Anderson_Skyscraper
      @Anderson_Skyscraper 4 месяца назад

      @@burdidoyburdigoy8134Laughs in German MG 42

  • @SobridMusic
    @SobridMusic Месяц назад

    When cops hear "Black suspect MIGHT be armed" over the radio

  • @sticksharma
    @sticksharma 27 дней назад +1

    Bro, 1 in every 4 bullets is the tracer.

  • @Top.adolescent
    @Top.adolescent 8 месяцев назад +366

    So imagine being a Jedi and having to dodge and block this

    • @pollo999YT
      @pollo999YT 7 месяцев назад +10

      Alternative option to order 66

    • @6gendj584
      @6gendj584 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @miamitten1123
      @miamitten1123 7 месяцев назад +6

      Would be easy as they dodge laser. Would be like slow motion speed.

    • @Rastamanjungle
      @Rastamanjungle 7 месяцев назад

      jedi is a fiction. Those star wars movies are for idiots, get a brain grow up kid

    • @benson4820
      @benson4820 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@miamitten1123uh no, laser blasters are a lot slower than kinetic rounds, even if they manage to hit the bullets with the saber they would get burnt by the shrapnel

  • @thomasdowns6549
    @thomasdowns6549 2 месяца назад +145

    ATF serving a search warrant.

    • @Tylermaddox1911
      @Tylermaddox1911 2 месяца назад

      More like your neighbor works for the ATF and finally found the 3am serial barker.

    • @Billybobjoefromsc
      @Billybobjoefromsc 2 месяца назад +5

      The ATF after covering your doorbell camera and leaving their body cams in the cars:

    • @siongsamuel3395
      @siongsamuel3395 2 месяца назад

      cocok buat habisi terorist

    • @derithross8314
      @derithross8314 2 месяца назад

      Worse of them all to be serving anything

    • @derithross8314
      @derithross8314 2 месяца назад

      Not if ATF has it they at ruby ridge alone shot the dog first then young son then wife missing baby she was holding by inches

  • @theshariar
    @theshariar 27 дней назад

    HOLY SH!T, BRO GOT A JUGGERNAUT IN REAL LIFE.

  • @krispyweet8239
    @krispyweet8239 Месяц назад

    “Not sure i like what i see here”
    Boeing:

  • @mauricedagrakin1109
    @mauricedagrakin1109 Год назад +889

    When storm troopers are trained by Mandalorians....

  • @kaiser2141
    @kaiser2141 4 месяца назад +344

    You: Buy a pistol to protect your house
    What the Government thinks you will do with it:

    • @williamstriker1392
      @williamstriker1392 4 месяца назад

      The Government Can Think 🤔 Of It, Going Up Their Ass..!!!.

    • @alifeworthliving1500
      @alifeworthliving1500 4 месяца назад +18

      More like what all liberals think. You don't hear dumb incidents in places like Texas where we practically get a 22 as a birthday present at 13

    • @Ken-1972
      @Ken-1972 4 месяца назад +4

      Я думал это уже придумали дистанционную сварку😅

    • @shanen457
      @shanen457 4 месяца назад +2

      @@alifeworthliving1500 Wait... You guys in Texas have to wait until you are 13? Sure glad I'm a Montanan!

    • @gaalford
      @gaalford 4 месяца назад +2

      More like what do you think that pistol will do when the government has this

  • @lesmesromero3585
    @lesmesromero3585 Месяц назад

    Yelling like Apollo "throw the damn towel" 😂

  • @BradBrown95
    @BradBrown95 Месяц назад

    Wife: Honey, what are you doing?
    Husband: just giving the car a new paint job

  • @jordansenna752
    @jordansenna752 8 месяцев назад +193

    "Does your car need body work?!?! Step right up, our M 134 can remove rust, dings, dents, chips in the paint! HELL, it'll remove just about everything!!!"

    • @Yomommahouse6801
      @Yomommahouse6801 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah…cuz it’s a mini gun. They tend to sound like mini guns.

    • @dansweda712
      @dansweda712 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's just like using a sandblaster

    • @Rex_254
      @Rex_254 8 месяцев назад +2

      Including the car

    • @ChanelZiro
      @ChanelZiro 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@dansweda712😂

    • @vickiecatalona4846
      @vickiecatalona4846 7 месяцев назад +1

      Including your Car, LOL 🤣😅

  • @blaisenoel889
    @blaisenoel889 Месяц назад

    Damn this gone rip some homies in the hood like hell ya 😂😂😂

  • @killerd54
    @killerd54 Месяц назад

    "Bro, you missed a spot."
    *pulls out minigun
    I'll get it.

  • @868988
    @868988 Год назад +1012

    Mans just dumped someone whole year income on that burst 😂

    • @silky2916
      @silky2916 Год назад +28

      Cant imagine what the actual cost of a belt of tracers is😭

    • @lossantoscity3249
      @lossantoscity3249 Год назад +26

      For real though. That's my whole year of food right there. This is why i work hard.

    • @hommerlygeronimollapo6890
      @hommerlygeronimollapo6890 Год назад +1

      Bacán

    • @CEUprimate
      @CEUprimate Год назад +28

      ​@@silky2916 for every 5 bullets there is one tracer. That's how fast it is

    • @vladimirputin8109
      @vladimirputin8109 Год назад +8

      Its a military confinement,so ur money mate

  • @aaronparker5842
    @aaronparker5842 Год назад +1397

    When you don’t hand over your license and registration

    • @columbiawarmachine9795
      @columbiawarmachine9795  Год назад +17

      Lol check out my new video, ruclips.net/video/KTjY5AwrQLM/видео.html

    • @brokendown1236
      @brokendown1236 Год назад

      Tyrants when you dont let them oppress you

    • @jrb3900
      @jrb3900 Год назад +16

      Dude I was eating when I read this , man you choked the shit out of me, that's hella funny bro.😂😂

    • @martinthatoneguy8227
      @martinthatoneguy8227 Год назад +8

      That's just...horrible and funny at the same time.

    • @12AX7TFDia
      @12AX7TFDia Год назад

      Off duty cops on crack driving to Walmart in their whitey tighteys get a free pass.
      That's my kinda 'Murrica.

  • @garett-san4066
    @garett-san4066 Месяц назад

    this on a loop is the best white noise to go to sleep at night

  • @LewygiMehrio
    @LewygiMehrio Месяц назад

    When you dont pay for your cars extended warranty

  • @AutisticAl
    @AutisticAl Год назад +456

    When there’s a nest of spiders all crawling around inside the car

  • @thepilotman5378
    @thepilotman5378 8 месяцев назад +142

    Rangefinder: "you got him. Yeah you still got him, yup... Okay dude you got him. Brother in christ you got him!"

    • @theprussianviking
      @theprussianviking 8 месяцев назад +4

      Rangefinder: "Arlight! That's enough! He's already dead! You got him! Now stop firing or you'll waste all our ammo! Hey! Are you even listening?!"

    • @douglasschmidt6873
      @douglasschmidt6873 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @BigGrumps714
      @BigGrumps714 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣😂😵🫠

    • @user-uy2cv9lv5j
      @user-uy2cv9lv5j 8 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @ringedanmark5017
      @ringedanmark5017 8 месяцев назад

      و الله ،و لو تخترعوا أكتر من هذا فإننا الاسلام و المسلمين سسنتصرون في آخر المطاف،هذا وعد الله و رسوله(ص) ، شرط أن يرجعو إلى طريق الله و يطبقوا تعاليم دينهم،
      و هذا ما رئسناه في غزة :مجموعة صغيرة من المحاربسن خزمت شيج التحالف الاوربس و الامرسكي و اليريطاني و الاسرائيلي المحتل الجبان(لانهم يطبقوا تعاليم دين الاسلام،فما بالك إذا طبقوها 2 مليار مسلم😮😮،و لكن بوادر النصر ظاهرة لا محالة،

  • @user-ei5dz9ix1g
    @user-ei5dz9ix1g Месяц назад

    Yeah, that’s how you turn the car into Swiss cheese and now you know

  • @4mfjt
    @4mfjt 7 месяцев назад +536

    Remember, for every tracer you see, there's 4 bullets you cant see.

    • @madokamagika8313
      @madokamagika8313 7 месяцев назад +24

      I thought tracers are every 5th

    • @4mfjt
      @4mfjt 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@madokamagika8313 You're actually right, my bad. I'll edit the comment. Thanks.

    • @cdubie3034
      @cdubie3034 7 месяцев назад

      That means there's 4 you don't see. Both of you guys are dummies

    • @markbowerii7632
      @markbowerii7632 6 месяцев назад +8

      Unless you link them Old 666 style where every 2nd instead of every 5th is a tracer.

    • @bojanglesobrien6883
      @bojanglesobrien6883 6 месяцев назад +4

      Nah this was not loaded every 5th

  • @nosstick974
    @nosstick974 Год назад +762

    GTA players when they see a civilian car

    • @columbiawarmachine9795
      @columbiawarmachine9795  Год назад +9

      Lol. Check out my new video ruclips.net/video/DeuOhk4gy38/видео.html

    • @r3t4rt28
      @r3t4rt28 Год назад +10

      Bro got the widomaker 💀

    • @aaronmandy8718
      @aaronmandy8718 Год назад +1

      While I see a live players car

    • @zmona_m762
      @zmona_m762 Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Ruh-peedo
      @Ruh-peedo Год назад +1

      Damn gta 6 finna be crayyzee

  • @dasteufelhund
    @dasteufelhund Месяц назад

    SUV: Is that all you got? I'm still here.

  • @quartersamurai
    @quartersamurai Год назад +297

    The ATF when they find out you bought a pistol brace

    • @jagergaming2281
      @jagergaming2281 Год назад +5

      this is only when you dont pay the extortion fee

    • @MochaFen
      @MochaFen Год назад +2

      ATF when they hear something bark

    • @t-rex2270
      @t-rex2270 Год назад

      Atf?

    • @jagergaming2281
      @jagergaming2281 Год назад

      @@t-rex2270 Its the Bureau for Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives here in the U.S. hence the acronym ATF

    • @don-mx4wi
      @don-mx4wi Год назад

      Fuck the atf

  • @iandodson8492
    @iandodson8492 Год назад +1365

    Well, if he’s in there, he ain’t happy.
    -Major Payne

  • @Riszu
    @Riszu Месяц назад

    When there's a bee in the car: