"Kids, man....they'll totally change your life. My kid has caused me alllllll kinds of trouble at the workplace, but I love the little guy" -Darth Vader
@@itsaguinness I mean his wife has died and he was taken by the Palpatine so he couldn’t even know that he had two kids, especially when you have been told that your wife has died before the birth of your future children
I wonder if Vader ever had to do any sort of outright political schmoozing after Palpatine's coup. Empires aren't built on force alone after all! You'd have to shake hands and kiss babies to bring new systems into the fold. Vader on an actual diplomatic mission would be quite interesting to see.
NICK MAUDLIN they don’t send Vader when it is just political schmoozing. People feared him for many reasons. One being if he was sent there, you -really- messed up.
Totally agree! It was a very pleasing image to see...and very unique, considering those strict protocols. But, seeing Vader and the Stormtroopers congratulate the couple was really sweet, coming from the Dark Side! Haha.
Ok yeah I get the strick stuff but I swear they did a good thing that day and if disney said one negative thing then fuck them this made me smile for humanity for a bit
Now that’s what you call a wife! Lines up a meeting with her hubby’s fave character then hits him with the best news he has ever had since she accepted his marriage proposal.
Okay now that deserves a clip video "Parental training with Vader" 1. Don't choke the mother. 2. Don't cut your son's hand. 3. Don't send bounty hunters to your girl's boyfriend. 4. Don't kill younglins. 5. Don't attack someone when he has the highground. 6. Don't try to kill your son several times.
I seriously thought Vader was going to interject, “No, I am the father” , but after seeing how emotionally elated the guy was, it was better left alone. Nice job guys!
@@El-Silver At Disney the characters use pre recorded messages, they can’t customize what to say unfortunately, which is why Kylo Ren sounds different in that Star Wars hotel than he does in the theme parks
I think those voice changers exist they should have one for their Vaders for unique situations like this, where the actor could have said as she handed him the bag and looked in "No, YOU are the father."
@@NaliTikva And then have your senator tell you that you can save your pregnant wife if you join the “dark side,” so you kill a guy named Windu. And your wife, still dies!
So sweet that Vader and the stormtroopers broke character just a little bit at the end to shake the couples' hands to congratulate them, I love little touches like that. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Right? I literally only watched cuz I expected some cool production or ANYTHING, even a small one. But, no. Nothing. But I guess a video titled “wife tells husband she’s pregnant during photo op with Vader” doesn’t get as many views. 🤷🏻♀️😂
@@waknbakn420 Nah Anakin would totally shake the guy's hand, there was still good in him and it was his own child that brought it out in him. I bet a pregnancy announcement would be one of the rare occasions where he showed his softer side.
More like Vader: "did they really need me for this, I'd rather have to sit through one of jar jars performances than stand here watching a grown man cry, the emperor is lucky I dont kill this youngling too"
The internet needs more of this real content, stuff not posted for likes or attention, just people being present at the time but also capturing the moment to look back on. This was beautiful.
Vader should have said something like “I sense the presence of another”, or something like that. Honestly it was sort of underwhelming just giving the onesie like that. Still very cute.
Walt Disney always said that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. What a classy, emotional way to tell this young man that he was going to be a new father. Disney made this moment one of the most memorable events of his life. Disney never fails to amaze me at how far they will go to make their guests feel extra special. Disney always does it right. Congratulations to this young couple.
I'm thinking it must have been rough for Vader's actor to stay in character. That must be a tight rope to walk. Play the meanest bad-ass in the franchise, work hard to make everyone really happy.
@@yellowhoodie5299 crying for no reason is awkward but imagine you've been married for probably years and wanting a child. And then suddenly your wife says she's pregnant. If I were a like that I'd also probably cry honestly.
Seeing him cry from happiness at the news of becoming a father was awesome by itself. But seeing Darth Vader pat his back and shaking his hand was the icing on the cake.
This was an emotional rollercoaster for me. At first I was convinced Vader was going to tell the guy on stage "insert name you are the father" then when they pulled out the bag I was like"oh wow she put the pregnancy test in there as a surprise" then I was like "oh a little t-shirt"
@@elisamaza8909 clickbait? Dude this whole video just went straight over your head if you think this was clickbait he cant sit and say things or it will ruin the act of him being vader for all the kids around people dont realize how beautiful this video was these people took time to do this for their fans and if all you can think is that this is clickbait then Godbless you pal hopefully you will see more out of the things people do and see more of out of life In general. I thought it was pretty cool and I don't even like live events for movies and stuff like that it's just awesome to see people helping others to be happy and that is what life is all about jus spread love happiness and respect to others.
Stormtrooper: Lord Vader, are you crying? Vader: No, I just got something in my eye. Stormtrooper: You're wearing a helmet. Vader: *chokes stormtrooper*
@@OhMyGodSushiRoll he did at the end they usjally never hand shake adults they only lose the act with somekids so im pretty sure the final handshake was a congrats from yhe stormtroppers and vader
“Hey everyone guess whose going to be a dad!!!! That guy right over there 👉” Obi wan: oh for heavens sake, can’t he just let us be dead in peace? Qui Gon: and I thought he was insufferable as a child. Yoda: infuriating he is, deaf I wish I was.
"I feel a disturbance in the womb." "The pregnancy is strong in this one" "It is time you take a padawan under your wing master -insert-dad's-name-here-"
He also did abandon his own kids for all of their lives, brutally murdered dozens of other kids then tried to turn his son into a murderer so he's definitely not getting a #1 Dad coffee mug anytime soon.
@@Dargonhuman He didn't abandon his kids. Their deaths were faked and they were raised/groomed by people who wanted to overthrow the government. Murdering a bunch of kids did happen but they were brainwashed by a cult that hates the government.
Such light and love radiates from these two lovely humans... massive blessings and adventure awaits. Congratulations... it is clear that you'll be fantastic parents.
Darth Vader: Oh. I see your wife is alive. And loves you. And that you're going to be raising your child together. Stormtrooper: Something wrong, my lord? Darth Vader: No, it's just...did I ever tell you about Luke Skywalker, Trooper? Stormtrooper: The insurgent, sir? Darth Vader: Yes...the..."insurgent." *cries deeply*
+smashbrolink +SelfAwarePedant That's the problem with the dark side, it really rely's on a lot of emotion. Not all emotion is as violent as they like to pretend. Yes, sith are all emo.
And walt disney was a sith lord who was secretly supervising Lucas until his body was destroyed in a saber duel and he now is controlling everything as a frozen head behind the scenes, palpatine style.
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I was expecting Darth to say "You are the father"
+Stefan Trajkovski Same
+Stefan Trajkovski Me too!!!!!
yes omg I was like is it now? no... now?!
+Stefan Trajkovski Sadly, just like all Disney Characters in the parks, he wasn't allowed!
+Bryan Starr Why isn't he allowed?
I thought Vader would scan the wife’s stomach with his hand and say, “the force is strong in this young one.”
Honestly would've been better than silence
@Nero Metal well walt is dead
Or at least "You are the father..."
Totally agree I thought something similar a missed oportunity!
Wouldn’t sound like James Earl Jones.
Wife: "I'm pregnant."
Husband: "REALLY!"
Vader: "And I am the father."
Husband: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
TH3_M33P_CR3W lmfao 😂
thesinaclwon what😂?! But sure if it must happen
And the guy goes: Noooooooo
Felipe Alarcon
"No that's not true, that's in impossible!!!!"
"Search the DNA u know it to be true."
lmao
was deadass expecting Vader to say "i can feel the midoclorians within this one.. i sense great power, such pride. You ARE The Father!"
Totally bang on
or "The force is strong with this one" 😉
"THIS ONE IS THE CHOSEN ONE"
Opportunity wasted for the “There is another” line with Yoda
1:54 darth vader did it though
Runescythe9852 What about Darth Vader? He could have said “You are the father [Asthma intensifies]”
The onesie said 'judge me by my size?'
@@xeeezyx 😂
... you'll be a father insted of im ur father would also be nice
"Kids, man....they'll totally change your life. My kid has caused me alllllll kinds of trouble at the workplace, but I love the little guy"
-Darth Vader
dont get parenting tips from the dark lord, Vader abandoned his kids
@@itsaguinness Well technically Vader didn't know he had kids
@@chetachez5646 yeah
He made me kill my boss, but my boss tried to kill him first, so 😬
@@itsaguinness I mean his wife has died and he was taken by the Palpatine so he couldn’t even know that he had two kids, especially when you have been told that your wife has died before the birth of your future children
Vader was like: "Makes me wonder if I have a kid.... Nah. Probably died with Padme."
Admin Proneat 1:54?
@@demon9312
Yes
LUKE SKYWALKER: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
Admin Prone leia: Am I a joke to you?
Admin Prone he knew they survived through the force
Wife: I’m pregnant
Anakin: *Ignites lightsaber* This is where the fun begins
Josiah Young lol reading about pregnancies made me totally think your picture was the female reproductive system
@Ghiaccio di La Squadra Esecuzioni "ohhh he most definitely said that"
Josiah Young ANAKIN IT’S TOO SOON TO KILL THAT YOUNGLING!
Guitar Guy AKA The Doof Warrior Too soon to kill a youngling? There is no such thing.
I’m dead 🤣🤣
Darth Vader: “That really hits me where I live...”
"Did you hear that? Gary here never gets to see his daughter because of people like you!"
@@randomhuman2602 oh, I'm sorry you had to see that
Manvir Sahota are you having fun, being at work with your father?
@Cruelist Cpt robot chicken
I know, I’m scary.
You see? Darth Vader is not such a bad guy after all. He’s just misunderstood. Even shook their hand without Force-strangling them. What a class act.
Vader is just waiting a couple years before he can kill the kid. Not ripe yet.
I wonder if Vader ever had to do any sort of outright political schmoozing after Palpatine's coup. Empires aren't built on force alone after all! You'd have to shake hands and kiss babies to bring new systems into the fold. Vader on an actual diplomatic mission would be quite interesting to see.
NICK MAUDLIN they don’t send Vader when it is just political schmoozing. People feared him for many reasons. One being if he was sent there, you -really- messed up.
Vader's a father too.
@@nickwittednonpareil nah the sector moffs did all the political things vader was the emperors problem solver
You can 100% tell each of the cast members had ear to ear smiles and that makes me so happy
I'm thinking it must have been rough for Vader's actor to stay in character.
It was nice of the Vader to pat him on the back and shake their hands, knowing Disney’s strict protocols about staying in character.
Totally agree! It was a very pleasing image to see...and very unique, considering those strict protocols. But, seeing Vader and the Stormtroopers congratulate the couple was really sweet, coming from the Dark Side! Haha.
Yes, it was really nice indeed to see the Stormtroopers and Vader congratulate the happy couple. ^_^
That was in character for Vader: ruclips.net/video/4kLSafeEr18/видео.html
We need to end the stigma that the Empire is evil. They can be happy for Imperial citizens adding to their family and expanding the great Empire.
Ok yeah I get the strick stuff but I swear they did a good thing that day and if disney said one negative thing then fuck them this made me smile for humanity for a bit
Vader should have said before the reveal: "I am not the father here."
1.4K likes but no comments?
Edit: oh!
Let’s make that two
@@jacksonkiehn1997 let's make that three
@@Sage11 let's make that 4
David's Life lets make that 5
Vader has hos arms crossed but we all know hes smiling under that helmet
Yup, with his burned skin and scars.
Incog2k6 with his pizza face
No he's weeping because it reminds him of Padme.
@@DreamerFromTheDepths oh shit yea
Or rolling his eyes.
Now that’s what you call a wife! Lines up a meeting with her hubby’s fave character then hits him with the best news he has ever had since she accepted his marriage proposal.
Imagine Vader giving fatherly tips to the guy like "Dont cut your son's hand" or something like that.
🤣🤣
Theres a children's book I saw once in barnes and noble it was like me and my father or something, was a kid like and Vader doing son and father stuff
Look up Vaders little princess and Darth Vader and Son.
Dang good advice, not gonna lie.
Okay now that deserves a clip video
"Parental training with Vader"
1. Don't choke the mother.
2. Don't cut your son's hand.
3. Don't send bounty hunters to your girl's boyfriend.
4. Don't kill younglins.
5. Don't attack someone when he has the highground.
6. Don't try to kill your son several times.
I seriously thought Vader was going to interject, “No, I am the father” , but after seeing how emotionally elated the guy was, it was better left alone. Nice job guys!
He could have said you are the father
XD
@@El-Silver This is what I was expecting.
@@El-Silver At Disney the characters use pre recorded messages, they can’t customize what to say unfortunately, which is why Kylo Ren sounds different in that Star Wars hotel than he does in the theme parks
I think those voice changers exist they should have one for their Vaders for unique situations like this, where the actor could have said as she handed him the bag and looked in "No, YOU are the father."
Vader: "Ya' know I'm something of a father myself, maybe I can share some advice"
Vader: Make sure to chop off their right hand if they misbehave.
Vader: If you get nightmares about your wife dying during childbirth and some old dude says killing younlings helps, it can assure you it wont!
@@NaliTikva And then have your senator tell you that you can save your pregnant wife if you join the “dark side,” so you kill a guy named Windu. And your wife, still dies!
Vader: If you meet a guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green, kill him before he can teach your son anything.
Vader: If they dont believe anything you say or dont do what you say just say I am your father and then they should yell NOOOO
So sweet that Vader and the stormtroopers broke character just a little bit at the end to shake the couples' hands to congratulate them, I love little touches like that. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
*Vader unsheathes lightsaber and looks at woman’s tummy*
“I see I have missed one...”
daaaaaaaaaamn
Dead hahaha
Oh no...
Jacket XD
I was gonna like but i cannot ruin the perfect number of the 501st legion
I like how darth Vader’s like
“damn, I wish I could’ve been there for my wife’s birth instead of killing her”
Death Vader?
A distant relative of Darth, I presume.
F
frank grimes I started to become confused and was wondering after hundreds of years of people calling him Darth, is it actually Death?!
THEANIMEGUY 31 haha
Padme Amidala and Anakin Skywalker
Darth Vader helps tell wife’s husband that she’s pregnant.
Vader: literally does nothing
Right? I literally only watched cuz I expected some cool production or ANYTHING, even a small one. But, no. Nothing. But I guess a video titled “wife tells husband she’s pregnant during photo op with Vader” doesn’t get as many views. 🤷🏻♀️😂
Sweet Malou I was expecting a “ you.. are the father” from Vader but nothing.
Man, what a ripoff
Yeah. I was expecting “There is another” reference or something like that. Disappointing.
@@Critch13 was that a Yoda joke??
I love this, not only for how happy it made him, but so their future child gets to see how happy his/her parents were to have them ❤️
Prediction... The kid doesn't give a sh*t about star wars
@@Kurt_Philanderer even worse...they like star trek instead
So many lines that could have been said.
Vader: "I sense a disturbance in the force. There." **points at belly**
“As if a million tiny sperm cells cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”
@@thatsruffdog =))))))))))))))
@@alextabara9150 foarte roman esti cred eu
That's what I was thinking! Could have been so cool!
Yuubi Timbergrim they’re not allowed to talk though
"Darth Vader helps wife tells husband she's pregnant"
Darth Vader: * standing there menacingly *
I mean... he helped in his own way xD
While smiling huge under the mask
Vader on break his fellow work buddy’s got engaged he was waiting to get his spot back
@@pnut3844able :}
@@ThyRedCoats 😂😂😂👍
All jokes aside, that face when he found out that he's going to be a father, that made my day
It's beautiful!
Seiler I KNOWW
Seriously made me tear up! 😭🙏
@@TigerMom489 who are you tellin'? I'm in tears right now as we speak. 🙃
You said it!
Darth Vader looks upwards: I’m not gonna cry, I’m not gonna cry….Man I’m glad I am wearing this mask
Vader thinking "man i wish i had a son......"
@@TheGuzdar bro what?
@@Sub2_M9ZTIQ its a joke because vader didnt know about luke at first and then luke goes and cuts his hand off.
@@TheGuzdar oh okay, because I was like
"Wait this guy doesn't know that Luke is Anakin's son??" lol.
Darth missed a perfect opportunity to say "You ARE the father!"
MSadamgasm lol tru tho
MSadamgasm YES FAM OMG😂😂
Haha yeah the whole time I was hoping that would happen, but oh wells
+mexicocity38 same though honestly
Maybe he knew better.... :o
Non fans: All he did was stand there and look tough!
Me: -And he did it PERFECTLY!!!
Is your profile picture Atlas from Warframe with the Graxx skin? If so, I have a special kind of respect for you
Never broke character until the handshake.
@Mitchell Steeves who?
@@the_tired_one977 vader
@@waknbakn420 Nah Anakin would totally shake the guy's hand, there was still good in him and it was his own child that brought it out in him. I bet a pregnancy announcement would be one of the rare occasions where he showed his softer side.
"The force is strong with this one, no not the woman, the child." Missed opportunity there
I said something very similar. I totally agree this would have been way more epic.
That’s what I was hoping would happen
Many missed opportunities could have said "You are the father" "I sense a disturbance in the force" what you said, etc
I thought he should have said “ I hope you like cutting off kids hands as much as I have because your the father”
The WHOLE reason i clicked the vid
The look of Honest True happiness on the guys face actually made my eyes water. I hope his family is always this happy =)
If their kid isn’t a boy named Luke, this was all for nothing
What about a girl named Leia
Caroline Lutz that would work too.
It was a girl and they named her Willow.
@@allycookie2009 damn that sucks 😔
Jar Jar is a very cool name.
The fact the father is so taken with emotion, so excited, and loves his wife so much is heartwarming.
He's just a simp
Just Some Guy with a Mask so hilarious dude
@@nikan9194 wow bro like literally are you that stupid?
@ sarcasm?
@@nikan9194 wow is this a new way out? You just have to say sarcasm when u are that stupid?
Wife: "I'm pregnant"
Vader: and this time... I am *NOT* the father.
"Or am I"
Or is he?
Out comes Maury Povitch with a card: The test results are in...Vader...you are THE FATHER!!
Vader: Noooooooo
true
More like
Vader: "did they really need me for this, I'd rather have to sit through one of jar jars performances than stand here watching a grown man cry, the emperor is lucky I dont kill this youngling too"
The internet needs more of this real content, stuff not posted for likes or attention, just people being present at the time but also capturing the moment to look back on. This was beautiful.
“When that child is of age you will give them to me for training”
Vader + light saber + younglings = bad idea
That would be 3
Elizabeth B. H. I killed them every single one of them I HATE THEM
"He will join us or die"
Rule of two
I was waiting for Vader to say: “You are a father. Search this tiny bag, you know it to be true.” as the big reveal. 😂
That would have been awesome 😂😂
Vader: You, are the father!
same
I was hoping for it. Lol
Same here would’ve been awesome to hear him say that
Vader: “I hope their kid doesn’t turn out like mine”
Nah, the kid was born with a smartphone attached to his hand and Tik Tok was pre-installed.
Mig Channel28 ok boomer
Flain Fan yeah, Vader’s kids were such rebels
@@m_i_g_5108 ok boomer
Correction
Vader: I hope their kid turns out like mine
Vader just standing there like
“From one father to another, I don’t think you’ll ever feel this happy again.”
The whole time I was waiting for Vader to say "YOU are a father"
same
same
Cam D. I was kinda waiting for him to go "Noooooooooooooooooooo"
Same lmao
the.
Plot twist: He is crying because he thought she had brought him the wrong size.
😂
Master skywalker. There is too many of them. What are we going to do?
@@sebastianmireles6163 *lightsaber sound *
@@chefdeffer5187 **voom voom voom voom voom voom... vooooooooooom**
fuck sake xD
Vader should have said something like “I sense the presence of another”, or something like that. Honestly it was sort of underwhelming just giving the onesie like that. Still very cute.
Blacksun388 seriously?! 😑
mindyschocolate yes u fucking bean ass bitch
That’s what I was expecting to happen
I was kinda expecting Vader would say "You are a father". But still it was a good surprise!
@@shuichiakai6765 That would be cool but apparently the Vader actor can't talk because "it would ruin the magic"
Walt Disney always said that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. What a classy, emotional way to tell this young man that he was going to be a new father. Disney made this moment one of the most memorable events of his life. Disney never fails to amaze me at how far they will go to make their guests feel extra special. Disney always does it right. Congratulations to this young couple.
I'm thinking it must have been rough for Vader's actor to stay in character. That must be a tight rope to walk. Play the meanest bad-ass in the franchise, work hard to make everyone really happy.
1:54 Darth Vader looks up at the sky like he just got padme feels
Korean Jesus LOL
Probably just avoiding the awkwardness of the dude crying.
@@yellowhoodie5299 How is that awkward?
"I remember feeling this... best feeling of my entire life."
@@yellowhoodie5299 crying for no reason is awkward but imagine you've been married for probably years and wanting a child. And then suddenly your wife says she's pregnant. If I were a like that I'd also probably cry honestly.
Wife: I’m pregnant
Husband: *cries and overjoyed
Vader: You’re welcome!
Oh no
@@kermitthefrog5028 OOOOOHH YEEAAAHHHH!!!!
Your profile picture would Match the husbands reaction
Whìs ohh noo!
@@nightk3717 koolaid: Ooooohhh YEEEAAHH
Seeing him cry from happiness at the news of becoming a father was awesome by itself. But seeing Darth Vader pat his back and shaking his hand was the icing on the cake.
Yeah! It was very sweet!
It's something Vader would do too
Considering he always had some issues with kids smh
Vader: "Here's some advice. If the kid steps out of line, cut off his hand. Works wonders."
@@balamx2802 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was an emotional rollercoaster for me. At first I was convinced Vader was going to tell the guy on stage "insert name you are the father" then when they pulled out the bag I was like"oh wow she put the pregnancy test in there as a surprise" then I was like "oh a little t-shirt"
Who else expected him to say “you are a father” 😂
exactly what I expected lol
Lmao same
Ikr , you are her child's father , or something
I also expected him to say that.
This
“YOU HAVE A SON?”
“I HAVE A SON!”
“THIS IS WONDERFUL. WE MUST TELL EVERYBODY”
Beat me to it.
HISHE right?
hishe gang where you at
Delilah Hannig right here
Tylo yep
Darth Vader: "My job here is done."
Wife: "But you didn't do anything!"
Disney bill $200
*Leonard Nimoy intensifies* :v
If you want to be a king, you first have to find a queen! Congratulations to you both!
Husband: *most emotional moment of his life*
Vader: Did i leave the oven on?
😂 Bei 1:55, Nh?
bsfdgfhjdks
Vader: I was never really good with kids
Naw
He was holding back tears.
I love this so much!!!
"You must destroy it before it destroys you." - Darth Vader
null w Nice FFT avatar. :)
lmao
null w LMAO
he killed kids
null w I say he look on his face, oh he be remembering the younglings
The troopers were jealous as hell, they can't hit anything.
Nice
BRO
Oof size large!
Right on
So awesome...lol
I like how he went from smiling like a big kid, to overjoyed.
That was very sweet.
that vader guy seems to be very nice and friendly, dont know why the rebellion vilifies him
+Emivader rebel propaganda
+Kaluriel fucking rofl
+Ayoub Minen fucking rofl indeed
+Emivader Fucking liberals, that's why.
+rekzzak you mean retarded flat earth creationist republicans?
Vader didn't do anything. I think everyone was expecting, "You are the father."
AWE5OMEANT H
true
Yup
Lol but yes though
He doesn’t really help he kinda just stands there like a third wheel
greensoul16 I would love Vader to be my third wheel
Clear case of clickbait.
Not sure his programmed voice lines include “you are a father”
Agreed, Vader could've done a lot with the father bit
@@elisamaza8909 clickbait? Dude this whole video just went straight over your head if you think this was clickbait he cant sit and say things or it will ruin the act of him being vader for all the kids around people dont realize how beautiful this video was these people took time to do this for their fans and if all you can think is that this is clickbait then Godbless you pal hopefully you will see more out of the things people do and see more of out of life In general. I thought it was pretty cool and I don't even like live events for movies and stuff like that it's just awesome to see people helping others to be happy and that is what life is all about jus spread love happiness and respect to others.
Darth Vader is trying to hold the crying in he’s so happy… LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE🫡
Stormtrooper: Lord Vader, are you crying?
Vader: No, I just got something in my eye.
Stormtrooper: You're wearing a helmet.
Vader: *chokes stormtrooper*
" You shall never speak of this"
Deadpool: Way to ruin the moment, Vader!
Vader: I got something in my eye.
Stormtrooper: Is it sand?
Vader: *ignites lightsaber*
HOLY SHIT, BEST COMMENT EVER
I don't like smart asses
The best part about them being masked cast members is I absolutely insist on believing they teared up and no one can convince me otherwise
Me too, I can't believe that they couldn't wait to get those masks off and blow their noses or wipe their eyes
I bet the guy playing Vader was like, dang it I want to congratulate him but I have to act like Darth Vader!
Welcome to the Dark side! We got onions!
I definitely did 😭😭😭
@@OhMyGodSushiRoll he did at the end they usjally never hand shake adults they only lose the act with somekids so im pretty sure the final handshake was a congrats from yhe stormtroppers and vader
Wife: “I am pregnant.”
Husband: “But I am sterile…”
Vader: “You aren’t the father.”
*I* AM THE FATHER
@Mallory Moore *ignites lightsaber* you won't be a person for long
I really felt this comment. In my head was the Darth Vader voice.
Old.
Pleased to meet you, Sterile
The father's reaction was so pure and heart-warming. What a wholesome reaction. By the way that kid is 7 years old now haha
Death Vader: slaughters sand people, slaughters children, tortures his daughter, blows up a planet.
Disney: Lets market that dude.
And it works like a charm
Don't forget, he cuts off his son's hand.
i still love that guy
@Walker G there are only 3 original films. The rest are cash grabs!
Death Vader. Fucking really? You couldn't edit the comment at least?
Darth Vader during the emotional event: Huh, that Star Destroyer is really pretty in the sky right now.
This comment is GOLD!!!🤣🤣🤣
Yeah he looks just straight up. Like what exactly would you do in that situation?
"All too easy."
Haha yeah, he wasn't sure what to do. Honestly the folded arm power pose was a good choice instead of standing there awkwardly.
PDA makes him uncomfortable lol
Guy: “I’m having a child!”
Vader: “ *YOU’RE HAVING A CHILD!* “
Palpatine: “No, sto…”
Vader: “ *THIS IS SO EXCITING! I MUST TELL EVERYONE!* “
Opens his pink phone and calls all his besties while jumping up and down with exitement.. and Palpy just sits there facepalming
“Hey everyone guess whose going to be a dad!!!! That guy right over there 👉”
Obi wan: oh for heavens sake, can’t he just let us be dead in peace?
Qui Gon: and I thought he was insufferable as a child.
Yoda: infuriating he is, deaf I wish I was.
@@zada4a why can I see that
HISHE moment I see
"YOU'RE GONNA BE A FATHER?!?!"
"YODA, OBI WAN, THIS GUY ON DISNEYWORLD IS GONNA HAVE A YOUNGLI-"
Why am I a 44 year old man crying at this video. Just made me happy to see others this happy with a new addition. I wish this family the best!!
"I feel a disturbance in the womb."
"The pregnancy is strong in this one"
"It is time you take a padawan under your wing master -insert-dad's-name-here-"
That third one would've been perfect, wow
He could've just said "you are as clumsy as you are stupid" and that would sum up fatherhood for a lot of people
@@sweetnuthin Damn you fucking murdered them bro.
The Senate wow savage m8
john
Vader: "Dont mess it up like I did."
AmericanPoliceState lol
AmericanPoliceState lol
AmericanPoliceState im dying
LOL this comment is still funny tho!
Awfully disappointed that Darth Vader didn't see "you are the father" when he reached into the bag
Grey Hound exactly what I was waiting for!!!!
Grey Hound i watched the video to see if he say it,but nope.
Because he's Darth Vader, not Maury Povich. 😂
Grey Hound i was expecting it too
Grey Hound ikr
Those are the most friendliest Stormtroopers I’ve seen,and I love it!
Darth Vader: "Who was his father?"
Wife: "There was no father"
Darth Vader: "Sounds like my origin story"
😂😂
Husband: *surprised Pikachu*
@@capitalgames318 damn right ;)
@vero well not anymore! Now palpy is his force daddy which means MaRey Sue kissing him was incest. This trilogy sucks so much xD
@@capitalgames318 *Surprised Pikachu
He’s turned to the Depressed side
I like it how Darth Vader crossed his arms like a proud friend all, “Yeah that’s right. You be a good family.”
or like he's plotting to kill the baby
...
@@AngryGayPigBish or they'd be a great asset to the empire
He had the perfect chance to say “You are a father”
@@AllanElMelon1043 The baby would make an excellent inquisitor
@@TaccoDienstag then he'll join us or die.
Little word of advice - Don't ask the dude in theblack armour for parenting skills.
Or how to punish a kid
Veggie Gamer he could have been a good dad, he was just a man Trapp between work OR family and chose poorly.
Veggie Gamer XD
I see what you did there...
HE CUT HIS SONS HAND
Amazing. All of this. The new parents, the video, the Disney staff, the comments. Made my day, right here.
Son: so how did mom tell you about me?
Father: actually your mother didn’t tell me. Lord Vader told me
Yeah what are you on? He did nothing at all
If he spoke it would ruin things as it would not be James Earl Jones
This should have been called "Stormtroopers oversee man unwrapping a onesie."
yeah, this was a little disapointed, definite click bait.
Contraband onesie
😂😂😂
Stormtroopers oversee man unwrapping a onesie while Darth Vader has flashbacks on the side
@you suck ,
Anakin: *sucks in air through teeth* “Don’t make my mistakes”
So true
Darth Vader: hot lava makes you sterile.....
lol it's a happy video though yaaaay.... lol
18 years later . TO AVOID CHILD SUPPORT .
Darth VADER : I AM YOUR FATHER .
D.Y. lol
😂
Such a beautiful moment. Teared me up. God protect our beautiful children. That husband will be an amazing Dad.
A little disappointed Vader wasn’t like: “You are a father.”
The*
He would have been fired if he said that
literally what I was expecting. But RB-551 is right. They NEVER get to talk.
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Literally thought he’d walk up to her belly and say “the force is strong with this one”
Or his belly and say the force is weak with this one.
F'ing superchunk
I thought exactly the same 😂
“Walk up to her belly”
Wife: "I'm pregnant."
Vader: *having a terrific flashback*
.
.
.
Hoollyy crap how could I get all of these likes (・o・)
😂😂😂😂
.... the younglings
*proceeds to light up saber and cut everyone up*
in his mind : "master skywalker what are we going to do"
*pulls out real light saber*
I made thumbs up 666
Look at Vader trying not to cry❤😂
Hishe fans:
Woman: “Congratulations!”
Darth Vader: “YOU’RE GOING TO BE A FATHER!!?!?”
Death Vader: *Looks at sky*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is wonderful. We must tell everybody!
Lauren Friedman hey Lauren did you hear the news HES GONNA BE A FATHER!!!
Paige Snake queen NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ann 394 Ann He’s gonna be a Father isn’t this exciting!!!
I was waiting for a "You're the father" pun
+meymoi "I am the father"
"WHAT?!"
"Enjoy your stay at Disney World!"
xD
+meymoi I was waiting for "I'm her kid's father".
As was I...
+GuyUWishUWere
LOL!
Vader is just looking around like “well this is touching but I’m meant to be evil”.
He broke character for a second at the end and gave him a tap on the shoulder xD
He also did abandon his own kids for all of their lives, brutally murdered dozens of other kids then tried to turn his son into a murderer so he's definitely not getting a #1 Dad coffee mug anytime soon.
Well at the end of the old trilogy he kinda turn good at the end
@@Dargonhuman He didn't abandon his kids. Their deaths were faked and they were raised/groomed by people who wanted to overthrow the government.
Murdering a bunch of kids did happen but they were brainwashed by a cult that hates the government.
he is just like : oh shit i hope it does not turn out i am the father
Such light and love radiates from these two lovely humans... massive blessings and adventure awaits. Congratulations... it is clear that you'll be fantastic parents.
I thought it was gonna be like:
“John, you are the father”
But I guess that sounds a bit too much like Maury.
Eli Camargo 😂
I thought he would say, “ You are a father” but still nice that they did this.
I read the title and entered the video expecting exactly this. Disappointed
Vader Didn't really do anything but...CONGRATS MAN!!
Jhon Guessman is right
Jhon Guessman well he helped them get out there, the confidence...
Jhon Guessman he just possed for a photo
Only some Disney characters at Disneyland are allowed to speak. I guess he wasn't allowed to.
He could've force choke her like he did Padme
Missed opportunity, Vader did not say "You are the father!"
Fun fact: Vader means father in Dutch.
Also Vader: "That's it! The baby is there"
I Reilly wanted him to say that
@@tabularasa0606 Fun fact, it's spelt that way but it is actually pronounced father.
I suddenly pictured Vader, Luke and Leia on Maury Povich. They confront him for being an absent father, while he claims they're not his.
Great memory! Thanks for sharing! I hope Willow is doing fantastic!
Star Wars Theory: “The One Time Vader Showed Empathy (CANON)”
Someone tag him lmao
Ikr
Actually, there were many times that Vader showed some sort of empathy canonically. Don't you dare woooosh me
@@andylutz3505 R/wOoSH
@@asteridfk
r/ItSwoOoOShWitH4oS
when they kissed Vader was like: WOW THE SKY IS WHITER TODAY
i saw that XD
Omg lol
1:54
Nah, it’s always red to Vader...
No more like; "Ehh My announcement with padme was better"
Darth Vader: Oh. I see your wife is alive. And loves you. And that you're going to be raising your child together.
Stormtrooper: Something wrong, my lord?
Darth Vader: No, it's just...did I ever tell you about Luke Skywalker, Trooper?
Stormtrooper: The insurgent, sir?
Darth Vader: Yes...the..."insurgent." *cries deeply*
+SelfAwarePedant Oy, don't bring your feels up in here.
Not even the Force can withstand the power of Feels...T_T
So true
+SelfAwarePedant xD
+smashbrolink +SelfAwarePedant That's the problem with the dark side, it really rely's on a lot of emotion. Not all emotion is as violent as they like to pretend.
Yes, sith are all emo.
+Mechancial Dragon Jejdieu s u2uwyssysudusus
His reaction is so beautiful, he will make a great Dad.
I 100% thought vader was gonna be “i sense another presence.”
Instead, “ya ill just stand here”
Vader: *sees a pregnant woman and doesn't choke her*
Me: ...Impossible
Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete
How did this happen? We're smarter than this!
*looks away*
Ikr
Because the character had a penchant for choking pregnant women ? NOT !
Secretly Darth Vader is real and Star Wars is real, it's just Earth is a vacation home to the empire and Lucas is really a storm trooper.
Yummy Pancakez and jj Abrams is jar jar.
Earth is actually a neutral place
Lucas is an imperial ambassador slowly getting our world used to star wars so we don't try to fight when they conquer us.
And walt disney was a sith lord who was secretly supervising Lucas until his body was destroyed in a saber duel and he now is controlling everything as a frozen head behind the scenes, palpatine style.
@@josichstaler4909 Username correlates, somehow.
Seeing Darth Vader giving a firm handshake was oddly wholesome.
I kept expecting Vader to say something like "YOU are the father".