Splitting the last piece - Etiquette
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- Опубликовано: 11 апр 2021
- The boys all want the last piece of brownie - but resort to splitting the last piece, as that is the appropriate etiquette.
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i love those little inaudible murmurs that sound almost like the sims
Haha they reminded me of Milton in Office Space and the bday cake scene!
Soon soon!
You always have something to say, haven't you? 😂
@@handsomekim4895 only when there's something worth saying!
I was thinking how to call those sounds and 'inaudible murmurs' is just perfect. Thank you
Those cutting skills though
first
Ikr so smooth
Cutting 100 /skyrim style/
Cake hole surgery right there...
The level of 'awkward casual' was stellar!
Nobody had tweezers on them?
As a mathematician, I know that without Ben, the brownie is never fully consumed.
As a physicist I know that they blow up half of earth before that.
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Well played.
@@VivaLaDirtLeague I can't remember the name of the comedian off the top of my head at the moment, but he made this observation back in the 90s. I can remember his voice, and his shtick was manic depressive ("Only one person is out to get me, but everyone else knows who it is").
IMO, though, if you're not hungry enough for the entire last slice, you ain't hungry enough to eat half of it.
@@VivaLaDirtLeague hey viva la dirt league,why is he video "selling your best gear accidentally -markup" private?
Can the physical matter be divided infinitely though?
Adam: *cuts brownie in half when there's three people*
Rowan: "Ah-oh, looks like paycut is on the way"
Ben unknowingly saved the entire room from an explosion
most underrated comment here!!
Did you see the college humor skit that this is similar to as well?
You mean the explosion of a nuclear fission.
Everyone knows the danger of splitting the Adam.
@@NukeMarine idk if you misspelled atom or if its a joke i dont get about adam
Wow Ben. Outrageous.
I would have bin ben but the whole large piece rofl, I'm not about to play that game haha I dont need that kinda negativity in my life!!! 😂😂
OUTRAGEOUS!
UN-BELIEVABLE
I would have been Ben, but at the beginning. Not sorry.
OUT..RAGEOUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
I'm laughing and at the same time having extreme anxiety about them using a double edged razor in their bare fingers.
Safety first
For sure that's why there's a band-aid on Rowan's finger 😅
"No humans have been harmed during the production."
Lmaoooo anxiety for that? As a person with severe anxiety I can NOT relate.
Doesnt sound like your anxiety is... actually... severe? I donkno@@REX-yf6zu
Ben walking in to one crumb and getting excited for the "last piece" is too good
Me silently screaming: Just cut it in thirds!
Yesssss!!!! Rowan got the short end of the stick, whilst Adam got the lion's share
thirds? phht, don't be ridiculous
It's a brownie, who in their right mind would settle for less then a half slice.
Me, toooooo!
For real
Adam got so much of it😂😂😂
More than the others got in total...
I genuinely said out loud "Why are u halving it again you've already had a piece"
They should've just cut the first piece into 3 and called it a day lol
Finally Adam wins
@@liteknight
I know right?
I love how Rowan got the smallest amount of the Brownie without any realization 😂
no, Ben does.
It's very different in England. Commonly if there is one piece left, you look to your mates and ask if they want it. Depending on how well they know you they will scoff it or politely decline even tho they actually want it, then silently judge you as you eat it
I am fairly certain that is etiquette in the 'Merica as well 😂
I pretty much sure, that it is common throughout europe. Though! I like to say - Gentleman should not be ashame to take last piece. TWO last pieces is another story. Splitting evenly is also an option, do not forget about that.
In France, one of us just eat the piece then we all french kisses to share the tast.
It's a win win situation I guess...
It's the painfully accurate barely intelligible murmuring that does it for me.
So that's why there were no subtitles when I watched on mute
My dad doesn't hear well, so I warned him before watching that he wasn't supposed to understand anything they said :-D
@@kirstymca lol
"A little num num for my tum tum" got me laughing too hard for some reason!😂😂
when he said that its a bit adorable and cute but why is it funny to you? (no offence just curious)
@@urfuneral he is reaction channel everything fake nothing original
It made me laugh because i didn't expect it and it was just goofy enough. That and it was one of the few mutterings actually intelligible
Caught me off guard 😆
1:28 enjoy
This feels like something that started out simple and ended up being taken to a logical extreme.
"I'm still hungry, let's make another take"
Consider Ben had to stand behind the scene watching all of them eat that cake till the last piece without him participating.
Outrageous!! 🤣
Who do you think ate the rest to leave just that piece?
@@Nialligimino Lol true, maybe Ben. Possibly.
Nah, they probably baked just that piece right? Right?! 😅
In my family everyone is so damn polite that 1 piece left basically means that it's gone and it stays there for at least a day until it dissapears without anyone noticing.
true
I'm Dutch, our culture goes as follows: We just count out every piece that anybody could have eaten in the 5 hours before, then the one with the least claimed pieces gets it. Regardless of his appetite. We make sure he eats it.
@@Changgg88 in my family I just take the last piece no matter what
In mine, it stays there all until molding up and we throw it away. If I took it before that, I was scolded. 🙄
We will leave it for a couple days until I eat it and then my wife yells at me saying she was saving it.
I love the start of the Etiquette series! I'm a fan of most of your content, and would love to see more Etiquette videos!
I love these Wildcards episodes! It's lovely to see the guys in the 'real' world with the same great writing! A lil num num for my tum tum : new fave line!
Ben: "It's literally IMPOSSIBLE to infinitely spilt a brownie"
Reality can be whatever I want ♾
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Rowan, Adam, Alan to Ben: *"You could not live in your own failure, what did that lead you? Back to us"*
@@VivaLaDirtLeague We bout to split an Atom
Ah, no, it will only take a hundred slices before you get down to the planck length, below which you cannot cut.
@@VivaLaDirtLeague OUTRAGEOUS.
Assuming they were able to perfectly cut the remaining cake in two pieces every time, this means that:
Adam ate approx.: 57.13% of the cake.
Alan ate approx.: 28.52% of the cake.
Rowan ate approx.: 14.26% of the cake.
Ben (I'm sorry, David!) ate approx.: 0.098% of the cake.
good math!
The cake is a lie. That is a brownie ;)
@@MichelleUpNorth I see what you did there. 😏
@@MichelleUpNorth someone here plays too much portal xD
who asked?
I love how this is titled etiquette and Alem is Smacking his lips while he uses a razor to cut a brownie XD
i love the 3 friends shorts, keep them coming
i love that they're all mumbling what sounds to be barely words at time while doing all this.
Perfect !
favourite had to be Alan "little num num for my tum tum"
pov: EA deciding how much content to put in the actual game
True 😂
Or rather what content to leave for free
how much of planned content to slip to the base game
Raven *
Each cut represents each year of Fifa
I do very much enjoy these "every day life" skits. Keep it all coming VLDL.
VLDL literally has the best content on RUclips, its OUTRAGEOUS!
rubbing it in his gums like the last line of coke he's ever going to take 😂
I don't understand that. Why rub it on your teeth/gum? Those can't taste. Why not rub it all over the tongue??
@@ingirl69 Drugs like cocaine can be absorbed in some amount through the inner cheek/gums. I highly doubt it would taste good, and may be bad for your stomach, hence why you don't rub it on your tongue/consume it. They were doing a joke about that so that's why he rubbed the brownie on his gums instead of his tongue.
@@vijayanand6650 ah....... i see. I forgot people do drugs not for the taste XD
I was looking for someone else to catch that 😂
Was looking for someone else to notice that lol
So Adam and Alan just happen to carry scalpels and razor blades around, Rowan better be careful when he hands out those paycuts
I had to play this 10times for some reason... subtlety of the whispering.. damn.
Omh i love your acting guys! So excellent :D That murmuring totally got me - absolutely hilarious!
Imagine Rowan being so ethical at workplace
I think Ben would cry. He would finally get paid. XD
@@bringmethatcoffee5235 and finally get out of the spoon dropping cabinet!
@@katherinereece Oops, I meant Adam. XD
*Adam would finally get paid. But yeah. Ben would get out of the spoon cabinet as well. XD
Maybe Rowan is only an asshole when he puts on his black shirt?
Ben single handedly saved them from cutting the brownie for the rest of their lives. Good job Ben!
he prevented a nuclear desaster when theyd have to split the only atom left
This is one of those that you watch dozens of times. 😂😂
You know they’re truly good at comedy when they can take something so simple and make it into a whole skit.
Dang. Did I just witness Rowan having the most etiquette by being the very last to slice himself a piece?
Ikr. I was expecting him to smack Adam's hand and swipe the brownie. Manager's... privileges... boi.
Different Rowan. Not PlayTech Rowan.
I think playtech Rowan is only in Bored. This is probably another settings with other characters.
he's not wearing a black shirt, that's why
They say if it weren't for Ben, they would have still continued on till this very day.
very true xDD😂
I was wondering how it would end.
@@bicskeibalint they would cause a nuclear explosion by splitting the atom
@@bicskeibalint it could end with a piece 1 by 16386th of half the Planck length getting split in 256ths
They would be splitting atoms and invented free power 😅
He said a lil num num for my tum tum... Omg I love all of these video's.. Thank you guys
Did not expect ben to come in at the end. Bravo mate just... Encore encore. Magnifico
"I love these middle-aged men skits. They hit home so hard."
- me, a 30 year old man
Me at 27 can also relate
These aren’t just middle-aged skit. These are skits for men of *ALL* ages.
me 2 (28)
Middle age happens when you are 45-50 unless you are not in physical shape. Then it hits you in your early 30s, i myself am in better shape at 33 then when i was 25. Do yoga, weightlifting and running/swimming, you will feel like a superhero, look at mike o`hearn, he is 52 and stronger than 99 percent of fit 20-30 year old gym goers.
I can pretty much relate to every one of their "Middle aged" skits. I'm 36! 😁👍
Whereas my friend would be like... Yeah no one wants it anyways. *eats it *
I just ask loudly (and menacingly) if anybody has a claim on it. Nobody challenged me yet.
I licked it, it's all MINE, MINE.
Ah well, of course I know him, he's me!
Exactly. Otherwise, they'd have grabbed it already.
@@johnwong5317 ya lick it, ya keep it.
BEN HOW DARE YOU!!!. Another great video. Thanks for making every ones day just a bit better.
No idea how you guys kept a straight face, this was absolutely ridiculous and I was dying 😂.
Reminds me of a maths joke I once heard:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint, the second for a half, the third for a quarter. The barman says "Stop right there.." and pours two pints. "You mathematicians should really know your limits!"
Didn't pass Calc 1 until I understood that joke.
Scrolling for the first person to say: “why didn’t they just third it?”
Ironically enough, you were the first person I saw that said it.
ikr???
@@guardianoftime2 I mean, I get that that is the joke buuuuuuuuuuuuut...
YESS!!
thank you, I was about to comment the same thing.
And this is how Otto Hahn and Fritz Straßmann discovered nuclear fission.
There just was no one like Ben to prevent it.
I knew where this was going to go, but it went WAY further and IT GOT FUNNIER EACH SECOND
Imagine bringing medical tools and razors in a cake party!
They came prepared!
That went on for a lot longer than expected
This series looks like they had some downtime during Adams engagement party and just decided to film something to pass the time
The barely audible obscure mumbling was awesome and what everyone actually does in these situations.
So that's the guys from the math problem in real life I guess.
Lol true
Rowan, Alan and Adam us eating a piece of 26cm x 30cm brownie every cut is 1/2 of the brownie after 52637474836372647 cut calculate the volume of the brownie
When he broke out the razor blade and then when Adam rubbed it on his gums I lost it.
Can we just appreciate that Rowan did not take the rest of the cake after 2nd cut and left half of it for others
Adam taking a half of the whole thing and then having the audacity to instruct Rowan to only take an eighth... One of the times I thought he GENUINELY deserved a pay cut.
The outro got me
What are you doing here my guy?
Wow my dud, didn't expect to s u here, love ur content.
Porry kong spotted
Hello buddy!
Keep on those good plays and content, nice to see ya
What did they say at the end before they started laughing?
"A little num num for my tum tum"
-Alan 2021
One of the best videos ever
Love the new stuff fellas, but I LOVE the playtech vids! "I'm looking for a FLAT CLICKA!"
Ben takes the last bit of brownie
Rowan: *I N S O L E N C E*
* *I N S O L E N C E*
@@vijayanand6650 *Insolence*
And his eyes start to squint.
When no-one wants to put the plate away so they make sure not to finish it
You finish it, you wash it.
Ben saved em from splitting the atom
We need people like you on RUclips 👽🤘🏽🖤
Let's take a moment to thank Ben for stopping them from continuing until they got to nuclear fission.
Poor Rowan got the smallest pieces everytime
I love these ones
That was a lot funnier to watch than I expected haha
Let's assume every cut is a 50/50
Adam ate 57.1289%
Allan ate 28.5156%
Rowan ate 14.2578%
and Ben only got 0.0977%
yeah sorry, I'm not good at parties. Can't help it.
I too am fun at parties but used awful fractions cos I am a sadist
Adam: 0.5 + 0.0625 + 0.0078125 + 0.0009765625 = **0.5712890625 = 585/1024 brownie chunks**
Alan: 0.25 + 0.03125 + 0.00390625 = **0.28515625 = 73/256 brownie chunks**
Rowan: 0.125 + 0.015625 + 0.001953125 = **0.142578125 = 73/512 brownie chunks**
Ben: **0.0009765625 = 1/1024 brownie chunks**
@@darko-man8549 I had no idea there was such a math-loving party in the YT comments. I'm also not sure why I'm surprised.
@@syrsly273 I’m not even much of a mathematician, I’m a biologist, I just HAD to do the maths in this one 😂
@@darko-man8549 the denominators were not the same *triggered*
@@pgplaysvidya Yeah I did that just to be an ass >:)
What we don't see is Hamish in the other room, waiting to have a piece of the brownie.
And he was sitting around baloons and whatnot bc it was his party - and it was his cake. XD
He can’t afford cake after buying a nice golden skull which name shall not be utter here.
Accidently selling your best gear markup
That blooper was awesome
For people who are wondering, BEN ate 0.09765625% of the cake. (I did the maths, I have a problem)
BEN is SO insensitive. A true DARK soul irl...
That would requite the VLDL guys to be exact in their division of the cake. Which I daresay, they were not.
*Watches Shanky's head explode ;-)
I’ve seen this scenario before. If Ben didn’t come in and eat the last piece it would’ve ended with them splitting the last atom of the cake followed by a massive explosion.
They would actually be able to split a string from string theory and discover what is there to split of that.
Expected it to be cut to an Atom and then Ben comes in and spilts it again: BOOOOOM
this isn't collegehumor
At least Ben got a piece of the brownie before it was too late. 😂
Yall just made this video as an excuse to have brownies at work. And I appreciate that.
Seeing how small it was after Rowan first split it and then looking down and seeing how much of the video was left while knowing that they weren't going to go down the collegehumor route of special effects splitting it on a molecular level made this a wild ride
collegehumor would do that
@@vijayanand6650 they did do that, hence why he said it
@@gabbage2611 oh
UNBELIEVABLE! OUTRAGEOUS! 😂
Feels good when Adam comes out on top.
I literally thought they will start snorting it at the end 😂😂😂
In germany we have a word for that last piece on the plate: "Anstandsrest". Literal translation would be "decency leftover".
sehr gut
In Belgium we call this "schaamstukje" (="shame-piece") because no one dares to take it.
@@Doodje01 It's often the same way in Canada. At least it is for my family and everyone I've known. There is a bit of a fight over who gets the last bit...in that we all say someone else should have it.
@@Doodje01 also in Italy, the infamous "resti della vergogna"
Super😂 Dann traut sich keiner das letzte Stück zu nehmen aus Angst wie ein Arsch dazustehen...
I saw the notification for “when you sell your best gear”
This skit never fails to make me want a brownie
You know they are just reliving one of their coke nights.
I first read “spitting the last piece” xD
Me: What? But that's the title. "piece" is correct, it's not "peace". Oh, there's an "L" missing.
@@StormflameMW pliece read carefully :P
Same
If you spit it, it's yours.
@ if you lick it its yours
I was waiting for them to go microscopic on the scale and then Ben rolls along. THANKS BEN.
I was fully invested to watch them keep doing this until they had to get out a microscope 😂
If it's someone's treat, like if someone buys a pizza and shares it, it's etiquette to leave the last piece to that someone
Legend has they are still there, splitting the very molecules that make that cake
When they start splitting atoms, we're in trouble.
@@Dev_Six oh no
Breaking news, atomic explosion detected in New Zealand.
They split the atom by mistake 😂
Then they split the last molecule that built up the piece and then split it to quarters then split the piece smaller than the nucleus and the endoplasmic reticulum and then will split the sub sub sub atomic level parts and will then discover how the split an electron into a ratio where the split pieces are sub sub sub sub sub atomic sized compared to the election if the current electron was bigger than the star destroyer base and will then split that into a scale that is 1by1000000000000000000000000000th of 1by 100th of 1by 8th of planck length
@@prasannapalla4189 you went too far. You can't split a particle. The energy needed just makes two particles.
Love how adam took most of the brownie, finally some justice
Ben rolling a 1 on etiquette. Classic Ben!
This is the most intense unofficial game of Jenga.
You are LITTERALLY keeping me alive, you are feeding me in your basement and bringing me water, while having me watch your GREAT videos, please keep up the feeding me
Is this a cry for help? Rowan found you and trapped you, didn't he?!
This new series makes me too anxious lol
The inifinite mumbling really sold this. Could have been going on for minutes to come!
They should say to Ben what he says all the time: OUTRAGEOUS!
"Num-num for my Tum-tum."
the most satisfying video on the internet
Now I really want a brownie, whoever make that one it looks absolutely divine