Pretending to be a smoker - Smoke Break

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @freshavocado2456
    @freshavocado2456 3 года назад +5938

    Plot twist: Adam didn't want to have a cigy break because he wants to sniff the new pc boxes smell all by himself.

    • @a_d3mon
      @a_d3mon 3 года назад +70

      Nothing like that new PC smell XD

    • @sartajhanspal5604
      @sartajhanspal5604 3 года назад +45

      See now that's a smell worth getting addicted over

    • @Cerberus919
      @Cerberus919 3 года назад +22

      New PC boxes smell is very addicting man!!

    • @agnez1169
      @agnez1169 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @SomebodysVincent
      @SomebodysVincent 3 года назад +12

      He's PCiggy addicted.

  • @josephdouglas5242
    @josephdouglas5242 3 года назад +4046

    The hilarious thing is that cannonicly, Adam is the only one who smokes. Remember the episode where he came in on a motorcycle after stickinng his tongue down a girl's throat? He was smoaking.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube 3 года назад +412

      Yeah...smoking hot! 😛

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 3 года назад +82

      Ye but did he do it for the bad boy skit only or he generally smokes?

    • @timothygeorge5806
      @timothygeorge5806 3 года назад +358

      Maybe Adam only smokes after hooking up with a girl? If I did that, I'd have healthy lungs too 😂

    • @scottsanders4589
      @scottsanders4589 3 года назад +34

      I was actually thinking that too

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  3 года назад +962

      Well pointed out ;)

  • @Killjoy2071
    @Killjoy2071 3 года назад +2417

    I once had a job in security where practically all the other employees smoked, but I didn't. We generally walked in pairs so when my partner went outside for a smoke, I'd accompany them. One day my boss, who was also a smoker, catches me outside with a smoker and asks why am I outside if I don't smoke; implying that I should be inside making the rounds, not outside with the smokers. I told him it was my "fresh air break" and asked him if he was punishing me for being a non-smoker. He never brought it up again.

    • @shaiguy2443
      @shaiguy2443 2 года назад +53

      Nice

    • @errrkums
      @errrkums 2 года назад +467

      I did that once, but instead of a fresh air break, i said i smoked 2nd hand because it was free.

    • @ileiad
      @ileiad 2 года назад +33

      based

    • @oddballdynamics.9658
      @oddballdynamics.9658 2 года назад +15

      Love it. I hope I'm in this situation one day so I can use theses. Lol

    • @ConstantineYT
      @ConstantineYT 2 года назад +8

      Smart dude!! :)

  • @gabe2349
    @gabe2349 3 года назад +4043

    Rowan is usually completely incompetent, but when he is competent, he’s terrifying.

    • @User-mg9xt
      @User-mg9xt 3 года назад +85

      Why is this so accurate

    • @nealbarker7026
      @nealbarker7026 3 года назад +119

      Like with the battle of Karen, he was the only one with the skill set needed to tackle that situation

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 года назад +36

      @@nealbarker7026 actually whiteshirt Allen managed to beat a group of Karens though.

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 3 года назад +21

      ​@@nealbarker7026 It's more like a broken clock sort of thing

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 3 года назад +30

      @@somkeshav4143 that was more the power of the shirt than it was Allen. This is pure, unadulterated Rowan

  • @TheCian19
    @TheCian19 3 года назад +1395

    I think we need a story of Alan quitting the job and Rowan trying to get him back, Its the love story that we all want

    • @chrystopheer2788
      @chrystopheer2788 3 года назад +39

      Still a better love story than twilight

    • @I_Crit_My_Pants
      @I_Crit_My_Pants 3 года назад +51

      @@chrystopheer2788 the tragedy of dropping your phone in the toilet would still be a better love story than Twilight

    • @KalleVonEi
      @KalleVonEi 3 года назад +7

      Petition signed

    • @samuelksteffen
      @samuelksteffen 3 года назад +6

      It would be a well timed video considering the many people who have been quitting and relocating to new jobs.

    • @dragonctd1
      @dragonctd1 3 года назад +4

      I said the same thing😂😂😂

  • @tschaytschay4555
    @tschaytschay4555 2 года назад +1193

    As a non-smoker I’ve always found it mind-blowing how many extra pauses smokers are allowed to take.

    • @remote24
      @remote24 2 года назад +81

      its better not to need these "breaks" in the first place

    • @kasueli0
      @kasueli0 2 года назад +65

      As a smoker I feel the same way tbh. It's not a good thing

    • @nuuuuuut
      @nuuuuuut 2 года назад +110

      Well we're gonna die early, we need the extra time.

    • @williamallen7836
      @williamallen7836 2 года назад +30

      It's not realy extra. At least every placed I worked, us smokers never took a standard break. Except for lunch. We would pop out for just a brief 2 to 3 minutes smoke. Then back in. For us it was just easier as well. Actually expecting 15 minutes uninterupted in the morning, and again in the afternoon just rarely happened. The occasional slow days ware we took longer was no different then none smokers spending an extra 5 to 10 minutes screwing around the internet. In the our boss didn't care either way as long the work got done.
      Now on the flip side. The none smokers usaly got thier 15 minutes uninterrupted. They mostly remained at thier desk on whatever website they were wasting time on before thier break even started. Lol

    • @billybones1694
      @billybones1694 2 года назад +11

      @@williamallen7836 Same with most places I've worked. As long as the work is getting done nobody cares about a few minutes here and there. Of course, these were jobs where one person stepping out for a few minutes didn't affect anyone else's workload.

  • @Tripleblade.
    @Tripleblade. 3 года назад +1259

    Don't underestimate the black shirt, they can Teleport and have an entire pocket dimension in their pocket.

    • @nabaim8898
      @nabaim8898 3 года назад +17

      As long as the white shirt doesn't appear back for fourth time the black shirt still dominates

    • @nabaim8898
      @nabaim8898 3 года назад +4

      @@B4DF0RCE OH GOD that would probably a higher rank than the white shirt but maybe not as powerful as the gold shirt though

    • @jonothanbryant9116
      @jonothanbryant9116 3 года назад +1

      Black shirt stronger than goku confirmed

    • @tiffthunderchocolate
      @tiffthunderchocolate 3 года назад +9

      So this Rowan has a horse pocket as well.

    • @ColinIngus1
      @ColinIngus1 3 года назад +3

      @@tiffthunderchocolate Yepp. See, a black shirt is just like a normal person

  • @capp00
    @capp00 3 года назад +3523

    I'd wager that Rowan has probably broken into their houses and watched them sleep at this point. lol.

    • @derwolf3006
      @derwolf3006 3 года назад +34

      Yeah right? Just his teleportaion skills... I would be scared... but I already am *sweeting*

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 3 года назад +17

      That's how he hires them

    • @brandonwirtz2308
      @brandonwirtz2308 3 года назад +37

      Id love to see a video where alan wakes up late for work to find rowan standing over him with an alarm clock and a work shirt.

    • @masondegaulle5731
      @masondegaulle5731 3 года назад +2

      *Breaks into, present tense.

    • @Rathial
      @Rathial 3 года назад +14

      Installed cams in their homes and took the installation costs out of their pay

  • @Jenachy
    @Jenachy 3 года назад +333

    I love Alan's "I need some cigarette smoke in my lungs cause it's yummy"

    • @nunu0016
      @nunu0016 Год назад +4

      He's a cinnamon roll

    • @kcbm225
      @kcbm225 2 месяца назад

      and ellie's constantly "sucking" on cigarettes instead of just saying "smoking"

  • @iamtrash288
    @iamtrash288 3 года назад +360

    "what if we get injured?"
    "don't care, your problem"
    I kinda think it makes sense, considering Rowan can just resurrect people.

    • @freeman3608
      @freeman3608 3 года назад +8

      Best manager

    • @antlau2000
      @antlau2000 3 года назад +1

      When did he resurrect someone?

    • @iamtrash288
      @iamtrash288 3 года назад +5

      @@antlau2000 ep "awkward speech at funeral"

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 3 года назад

      Managah's privileges...boahhh

    • @christopherscott7747
      @christopherscott7747 2 года назад +1

      When Adam obtained the gold shirt. Rowan killed Adam, then later resurrected him because he wasn't scheduled off for work.

  • @kjs8719
    @kjs8719 3 года назад +364

    I half expected Ellie to quit.
    Then I remembered how much she gets paid.

    • @shadowwolfie85
      @shadowwolfie85 3 года назад +16

      $189.50 IIRC...

    • @sayanghosh622
      @sayanghosh622 3 года назад +14

      Well she just got a 'pay cut' so she will never quit.

    • @greenlotus3718
      @greenlotus3718 3 года назад +4

      Her pay cuts are just pay raises

    • @shayliakara
      @shayliakara 3 года назад +1

      I think she is due for that .50 raise soon. He did say he would give it back to her one day soon.

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 3 года назад +285

    I love that they both just casually have cigarettes despite never having smoked before

    • @Parker.H
      @Parker.H Год назад +43

      They stole it from adam because he's the only actual smoker, but he just wants to sniff the boxes

    • @ink7907
      @ink7907 Год назад +3

      ​@@Parker.Hlol

  • @Heroesflorian
    @Heroesflorian 3 года назад +497

    Plot twist: Now that everyone except Adam is outside on break... Adam can actually take a break as well, and nobody would notice.

    • @fabioguggeri325
      @fabioguggeri325 3 года назад +25

      This is true only if Rowan can't be in two places at the same time. And by now I'm not entirely sure he can't just be outside while he's also inside checking on Adam

    • @ganeshsunkavalli
      @ganeshsunkavalli 3 года назад +5

      @@fabioguggeri325 He can. You forget that in one episode he was a mystery customer and walked as a manager in the end at the same time.

    • @Heroesflorian
      @Heroesflorian 3 года назад +1

      @@fabioguggeri325 in that case, I recommend Adam to insist he just needed a break from his definitely very heavily smoking colleagues.

    • @Ba1atu
      @Ba1atu 3 года назад +2

      Thats what i donat the office every day!

    • @nithinravi4401
      @nithinravi4401 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @TheFlyingMage
    @TheFlyingMage 3 года назад +214

    I'm pretty sure you can just say that you already moved all the boxes and Rowan will buy it.
    He has attention span of a goldfish.

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 года назад +2

      its rodney actually

    • @МетоМинчев
      @МетоМинчев 3 года назад

      xD

    • @NextHaloFlame
      @NextHaloFlame 3 года назад +5

      @@JS-rv3et "Rowan the black shirt manager? No, my name is Rowa."

    • @crimson90
      @crimson90 3 года назад +5

      @@NextHaloFlame I'm from France!

    • @michagabo8819
      @michagabo8819 3 года назад

      When things were at their very worst:
      2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
      Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
      Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
      After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
      Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
      - will seem to rise from the dead
      - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
      One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
      Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
      "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out"
      "Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time."
      The Book of Truth

  • @_mwk
    @_mwk 3 года назад +679

    Rowan isn't even trying to catch them in a lie, he's just being helpful.

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 3 года назад +89

      he's only helpful when it comes to self destructive activities.

    • @johnlouie5088
      @johnlouie5088 3 года назад +12

      @@LegDayLas lmaooooo

    • @NightLancerX
      @NightLancerX 2 года назад +3

      @@johnlouie5088 that's not funny, that's terrible\

    • @thewormondrugs
      @thewormondrugs 2 года назад

      @@LegDayLas lmaooooo

    • @Redmeteor200
      @Redmeteor200 7 месяцев назад

      He's just misunderstood

  • @sparrowflyaway
    @sparrowflyaway 3 года назад +481

    Adam: "No, I don't smoke, I'm active and healthy and have really good lungs."
    *flashbacks to Adam on his cool motorbike with his cool girlfriend and his cool leather jacket SMOKING A COOL CIGARETTE*

    • @Dadbod2019
      @Dadbod2019 3 года назад +47

      That’s his other life though

    • @aprilsspace3145
      @aprilsspace3145 3 года назад +7

      I WAS THINKING THAT!!!!

    • @spinyslasher6586
      @spinyslasher6586 3 года назад +41

      He leads a double life. The worker Adam does not smoke.

    • @rayze696
      @rayze696 2 года назад +2

      Lmao thought about that too.

    • @kdavidsmith1
      @kdavidsmith1 2 года назад +3

      He also died.

  • @hughmoore3251
    @hughmoore3251 3 года назад +1826

    It's impressive that you not only take the time to make incredible videos about gaming - But you also make time to film these documentaries about your full-time day jobs.

    • @RavenStone333
      @RavenStone333 3 года назад +43

      @Qᴜɪᴄᴋ Sᴀɴᴅ i think they use the store when its closed, they get a full day of production then. i wouldnt quote me on that one though

    • @agataa3492
      @agataa3492 3 года назад +62

      I think Hugh was joking 🤣 lol

    • @RavenStone333
      @RavenStone333 3 года назад +18

      @@agataa3492 ohhh right 😂 it’s hard to determine with text format haha. Nonetheless I just like informing peeps about stuff that may or may not be what I think it is lmao

    • @Chibotgaming
      @Chibotgaming 3 года назад +11

      @Qᴜɪᴄᴋ Sᴀɴᴅ r/ woosh

    • @ShashikasGamingCorner
      @ShashikasGamingCorner 3 года назад +4

      Do they not own the store?

  • @frodlaw2r3
    @frodlaw2r3 3 года назад +144

    Id love to see a video of "through Rowans eyes" as he manages. Like it shows how they are bad employees and how he calmly talkes to them in a professional matter.

    • @5punkybob
      @5punkybob 3 года назад +20

      Yes!!! This would be amazing?
      See it through his eyes then show a 3rd person of what is actually happening.

  • @mmmbe3r893
    @mmmbe3r893 3 года назад +1045

    Such a dark moment when Rowan offered the lighter, couldn't help but laugh.

    • @jad1079
      @jad1079 3 года назад +26

      "Oh, look at that. We lost our lighter."
      Rowan: "No problem. I have one."

    • @alman54
      @alman54 3 года назад +16

      And he pretty much forces them both to smoke their cigarettes. Evil or hilarious?

    • @trueredpanda1538
      @trueredpanda1538 2 года назад +9

      @Kristopher Prime but he did lie, remember when he came inn on that motorbike inn leather jacket? He was smoking 🤣

    • @superghost6
      @superghost6 2 года назад

      @@trueredpanda1538 He wasn't smoking right at the moment the question was being asked!

    • @trueredpanda1538
      @trueredpanda1538 2 года назад

      @@superghost6 "are you a smoker?" That was the question, so he did lie 😅

  • @wildcardproductions6010
    @wildcardproductions6010 3 года назад +129

    The best part of this series is Rowan's extreme fluctuations of competence

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 года назад +4

      if you watched the very beginning he was actually kinda good just super lazy.
      the "stupidity" came from a over played joke that hes bad with tech after he tried fixing a pc.
      also the joke is hows he the manager then.
      simple when they were hired hes the one that called dibs.
      also if anyone remembers this isn't actually rowan we see its rodney.
      guess im the only one who remembers shit

    • @lostchad5318
      @lostchad5318 3 года назад

      @@JS-rv3et ayee I have been here from the start as well

    • @rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291
      @rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291 3 года назад

      @@JS-rv3et Rodney? I don’t remember anything about a Rodney.

    • @vitticusrising
      @vitticusrising 3 года назад

      @@rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291 the janitor

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 года назад

      @@rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291 oh my mistake musta been the wind idk

  • @anoNEMOs
    @anoNEMOs 2 года назад +50

    It should've ended with Adam secretly smoking a cigarette.

    • @marchlander1
      @marchlander1 Год назад +1

      He stayed behind so he can have a little privacy with sniffing keyboards.

  • @ar1ex720
    @ar1ex720 3 года назад +189

    "What if we got injured ?"
    Rowan : I missed the part where that's my problem

    • @minhtran7431
      @minhtran7431 3 года назад +6

      Tesla in a nutshell

    • @linamayela
      @linamayela 3 года назад

      I mean if he can do some resurrection he can probs do some healing

    • @austinwaxler1648
      @austinwaxler1648 2 года назад +2

      Rowan offering the lighter: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
      Rowan bringing the cigarettes out to Alan and Ellie : now dig on this!

    • @NahNotNFS
      @NahNotNFS 2 года назад +3

      After Rowan says they're gonna get fired if they were lying and blocks the path for them to actually confess the truth:
      *GONNA CRY?*

  • @AnonymousHamster
    @AnonymousHamster 3 года назад +407

    Rowan is such a thoughtful boss. He felt so bad for never realizing two of his employees need smoke breaks that he bought them each an entire carton!

    • @Cinjrak
      @Cinjrak 3 года назад +38

      Right? Like, that would make my entire month. A free carton? That's a $250 bonus! Not that Ellie needs it now that she makes 189.50/hour after the pay cut for regularly being late.

    • @GuitarsRockForever
      @GuitarsRockForever 3 года назад +4

      That's expensive gift. Very nice of him.

    • @MidnightDStroyer
      @MidnightDStroyer 3 года назад +4

      Rowan must be an oracle of the highest caliber. He bought those cartons & had them sitting there at the work place *before he even knew* that they were smokers...

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 3 года назад +3

      @@Cinjrak
      250$ ?
      Eh i don't think it cost that much

    • @Cinjrak
      @Cinjrak 3 года назад +3

      @@Boris82 just went up in price here in July to $19/pack, carton is 10 packs, then sales taxes.

  • @sid2112
    @sid2112 2 года назад +24

    I love how he teaches them how to smoke on their smoke break, best manager ever. I would move all the boxes for that level of trolling.

  • @yourfather8865
    @yourfather8865 3 года назад +83

    When he got them the "gifts" I was hoping he'd give Adam an actual great gift to make them angry. Also I love Adam i'd love to see him win for once

    • @bboy349833591
      @bboy349833591 3 года назад +1

      He knows that they are lying 😂

  • @alimatloob2850
    @alimatloob2850 3 года назад +400

    Adam is a genius, letting those two idiots go on break by themselves, so he can smell all the new PC's and have them to himself

    • @MarsStarcruiser
      @MarsStarcruiser 3 года назад +12

      lol, forgot about that🤣, they’ll probably find him inside a box again

    • @Javier-vi6db
      @Javier-vi6db 3 года назад

      Yeah

    • @Embrachu
      @Embrachu 3 года назад +1

      Someone already said this, before you tried posting it as though it was your idea. Lame.

    • @MrRedpanda2442
      @MrRedpanda2442 3 года назад +6

      @@Embrachu just because someone else already posted a comment like this does not mean he stole it

    • @robintitanstudios6455
      @robintitanstudios6455 2 года назад +2

      2 people can think about the same thing you know

  • @nerminc.1713
    @nerminc.1713 3 года назад +214

    As a non-smoker, back when I did retail and restaurant work; I was always annoyed how the smokers could go off on multiple 10min breaks whenever they felt like it.

    • @jerseykrenz739
      @jerseykrenz739 2 года назад +30

      Then start smoking..oh..and mind ur business. Lol.

    • @Amphitera
      @Amphitera 2 года назад +54

      especially since it's pretty much the same as a junkie needing to go somewhere every hour for his next fix. Mindboggling.

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 2 года назад +64

      I was a smoker. One of my jobs in the military that I was senior in the shift, I would tell my non-smokers that they were entitled to walk breaks. Because it really is an unfair practice.

    • @Traumglanz
      @Traumglanz 2 года назад +39

      And rightfully so if it is handled that way.
      Nothing against a 5 minute break every hour or so. When I working in construction we did those breaks too, those who smocked usually got a coffee and a cig, while the non-smokers stayed with just a the coffee. Those breaks can really help with productivity as you are talking to each other usually anyway about what to do next and come refreshed back. And the smokers really hurry up to get to a new breakpoint for another smoke. ;-)
      But if you can just go whenever and for 10 minutes for just a smoke, while everyone else is required to work … that just bad management.

    • @rafaantoniak8003
      @rafaantoniak8003 2 года назад +29

      @@jerseykrenz739 yea smokers shouldn't have more breakes cuz of addiction.

  • @Darith926
    @Darith926 3 года назад +130

    Haven't even finished watching, and I need to say the scenario of being told to swap things from one identical shelf to another for no reason other than that the boss wants you to is 100% realistic, happens all the time.
    Usually it's when Corporate, aka the guys/girls who don't work for a living, take a photo of their "ideal" storage setup, and send it out to every store in the chain.
    Whether your boss handles it well or not is up to the person. In this case, all Rowan had to say when they ask why is: "Corporate", and everyone would be on the same page.

    • @backyardrebel2149
      @backyardrebel2149 3 года назад +13

      Except we all know it wasn't corporate. It was just Rowan being Rowan.

    • @danielfranz6560
      @danielfranz6560 3 года назад +17

      @@backyardrebel2149 but what if Rowan being Rowan is exactly what corporate wants?

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 3 года назад +11

      Ah, changing the planograms for the sake of changing the planograms.

    • @johnnyphesto1247
      @johnnyphesto1247 3 года назад +6

      That’s when you go over their head and report the stupidity to their boss. It’s usually the lower management corporate types that has people do pointless stuff, because they want that “I’m the boss” feel.

    • @Nightenstaff
      @Nightenstaff 3 года назад +5

      Completely unrelated, yet still related... I worked IT at a chemical plant, so I had access to pretty much everywhere. It's a dangerous place, so I happily followed all the PPE and safety rules. Until on day, a lady who was trying to climb the corporate ladder decided it was time to change the safety rules for her building. Instead of signing in with the control room which was the norm, she wanted us to have a full time escort while in her buildings. She was a boss and I was a contractor, but I flat out told her no. In fact, WE were the ones who would escort guests at the site (for things like equipment installs) so to imply that we somehow would suddenly need an escort was laughable. To top it all off, *it was an office environment* where the most dangerous thing was the automatic pencil sharpener. Long story short, after much back and forth the site lead was called. He instantly took our side.

  • @joperhop
    @joperhop 3 года назад +318

    I used to smoke, but when i quit, i never told my boss so when others went out for a cig break I would follow them and just have a drink of juice and chat.

    • @incorruptiblemikeadams6947
      @incorruptiblemikeadams6947 3 года назад +25

      Nobody likes a quitter.

    • @4ur3n
      @4ur3n 3 года назад +58

      you should be allowed to have a break anyway

    • @ghoul1shgobl1n49
      @ghoul1shgobl1n49 3 года назад +23

      Next level smart. How on earth were you around it after quitting though? The smell drives me nuts

    • @danieluchwal3515
      @danieluchwal3515 3 года назад +7

      I used to go for a passive smoke break when someone asked as I was a non smoker

    • @nyan2317
      @nyan2317 3 года назад +4

      @@ghoul1shgobl1n49 you get used to it with time.

  • @postwareuphoria2337
    @postwareuphoria2337 3 года назад +41

    Rowans the father that catches their kid smoking:
    "Whelp I guess ur gonna smoke this whole carton since you like cigarettes soo much"

    • @ramelmamedov547
      @ramelmamedov547 3 года назад

      The same thought visited my mind

    • @HansBelphegor
      @HansBelphegor 3 года назад

      My step mom

    • @BossMan-yu1og
      @BossMan-yu1og 3 года назад

      my father made me eat a whole pack of cigarettes when he discovered I was first curious about them;

    • @LimerickFF
      @LimerickFF 2 года назад

      My dad did it to my sister. It was wonderful.

    • @Awesomefulninja
      @Awesomefulninja 2 года назад +1

      My grandma did that to my mom when she was young. Never again did she smoke, hah.

  • @mraaaaaaa
    @mraaaaaaa 3 года назад +99

    Rowan's like a dad - now you smoke these down until you've learnt your lesson

    • @agnez1169
      @agnez1169 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @Red-uf6ld
    @Red-uf6ld 3 года назад +221

    Just pointing this out Alan is being very patient with Rowan, now we know he still actually has the white shirt he can just take the store for himself at any moment but decides not to. Maybe because he hasn't perfectly controlled it yet but Rowan is forgetting that Alan has the white shirt, and it might come and bite him in his behind at any moment.

    • @agnez1169
      @agnez1169 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @blackswordsman7271
      @blackswordsman7271 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, I'm waiting for him to bring out the power of the White Shirt XD

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 3 года назад +14

      With great power, comes great responsibility.
      After the Karen 2 episode, Alan became aware that he can't use the power of the white shirt willy-nilly.

    • @flynnmorrow6945
      @flynnmorrow6945 3 года назад

      I want this story line so so so bad!

    • @MilornDiester
      @MilornDiester 3 года назад +5

      I think that the bored series is actually a multiverse. We have Universe 0 where Alan and Rowan are "Bros" to each other, we have Universe 1 where Rowan is just nad manager, we have Universe 2 where Bryan exists, in Universe 3 Rowan is the great manager that always finds a solution to problem, in Universe 4 they are animated and at the end there is Universe where the white shirt saga is taking place. That's why these episodes are not always coherent.
      And of course there is also "Azerimverse"...

  • @moustacheman7038
    @moustacheman7038 2 года назад +47

    You can tell Alan smokes by the way he effortlessly keeps the cigarette in his mouth and talking while looking for a lighter.

    • @mrmimeprime4149
      @mrmimeprime4149 8 месяцев назад +1

      Wait, that's hard to do? 😮 I don't smoke at all

    • @TheAdminJ
      @TheAdminJ 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yes and no. It takes practice thats for sure but some people do pick it up right away. I was not one auch person. Lol

    • @TheBlakus420
      @TheBlakus420 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@mrmimeprime4149It's not that it's hard, one just gets used to those motions and it becomes second nature. As someone who smokes, it looked pretty natural to him

    • @Shredonus
      @Shredonus 4 месяца назад

      @@TheBlakus420 I've noticed that too, and then he says "yack" haahah while it's "yummy" ;)

  • @Himmelsfeger
    @Himmelsfeger 3 года назад +363

    Another example how Rowan is bad for his employees health.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 года назад +16

      You can finish your sentence after bad

    • @DarbsRUs
      @DarbsRUs 3 года назад +14

      Agreed, but they did kinda set themselves up for this one.

    • @shellrockguy9761
      @shellrockguy9761 3 года назад +1

      However he does help them from eating sugary food. E.g. cookies

    • @rphb5870
      @rphb5870 3 года назад +3

      Well he did recently give Ellie a "pay reduction" to almost 200$/h, even if that is in Australian it is still a good wage

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 3 года назад +2

      @@shellrockguy9761 And then brings in a mountain of pizza for 3 people.

  • @Dzeividz
    @Dzeividz 3 года назад +107

    “I want some cigarette smoke in my lungs cus it’s yummy...”
    -Alan 2021

    • @VacantSpirit
      @VacantSpirit 3 года назад +1

      agree with him xd

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 3 года назад +2

      Just as long as it doesn't end up on the tombstone...

    • @callumpalmer3258
      @callumpalmer3258 3 года назад +4

      As a smoker this is the sort of comments I need to give that shit up lol

    • @tamplushboy8452
      @tamplushboy8452 2 года назад

      @@callumpalmer3258
      weed isn’t any better either

  • @RavenStone333
    @RavenStone333 3 года назад +22

    just a thought, as a night shift worker id love to see a skit on that particular area. like Alan has to work nightshift but the creepy janitor is lurking (or its actually rowan in a shit disguise spying) lmao. I don't expect this to be brought to life but it'd be cool, apart from that you guys stay awesome.

  • @jamestays8416
    @jamestays8416 3 года назад +206

    I laughed out loud at that last bit with Rowan just staring at Alan. I needed that.
    You guys really bring joy to people who desperately need it.

    • @535_anshuj9
      @535_anshuj9 3 года назад +1

      Uhm not to mess up your mood or anything, but that moment was not so joyful, more like creepy

    • @tankreality5349
      @tankreality5349 2 года назад +7

      @@535_anshuj9 It was funny

    • @shammi9104
      @shammi9104 2 года назад +1

      @@tankreality5349 Yeah, Every Episodes r funny... hahaha
      makes me laugh

  • @Crazyjay258
    @Crazyjay258 3 года назад +31

    I like to think that Playtech is actually the afterlife that they're stuck in, and Rowan and the customers are all demons sent to torment them for eternity

    • @909kristian
      @909kristian 3 года назад

      Someones watched the good place

  • @Draw2quit
    @Draw2quit 8 месяцев назад +1

    I don't mind smokers taking extra breaks. The way I see it, I'll live longer and make up the extra time when I retire.

  • @d3adpo0l53
    @d3adpo0l53 3 года назад +80

    "What if we get injured?"
    "I don't care it's kind of your problem"

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  3 года назад +56

      Safe work environment :D

    • @bluraydio769
      @bluraydio769 3 года назад +3

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague indeed

    • @d3adpo0l53
      @d3adpo0l53 3 года назад +2

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague Safest of All :D

    • @exemida
      @exemida 3 года назад +5

      And also don't forget there is a special break room with ocean sounds. Should you absolutely need a break inside.

    • @freddykabuffke461
      @freddykabuffke461 3 года назад +2

      @@exemida ah..
      the sound of the wind..
      waves wailing back and forth..
      accompanied by a calming
      "GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY EMPLOYEE!!!!!"

  • @DragoCV
    @DragoCV 3 года назад +39

    Adam don't need smoke break, He needs new box smell break. Unlike smoke, it's not harmful. 100% recommended

    • @Pronchonche
      @Pronchonche 3 года назад

      @Felutia's Fans Not really it's cannon Alan and him are addicted, but Adam already OD'd once in the stock room

  • @angelkitteh6641
    @angelkitteh6641 3 года назад +355

    Am I the only one who's glad that Ellie actually got punished this time? She's been getting away with it for aaages. And Adam was fine for once!

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 3 года назад +21

      Adam is so chippy only because he took this time to do massive amounts of coke. AND do the shelves.

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 3 года назад +5

      I mean, I've never had it out for Ellie. She's just sorta taken advantage where she's been able

    • @alman54
      @alman54 3 года назад +7

      @@kraanz How can he afford coke? He's got to be making a negative amount per hour by now, after all the pay cuts.

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 3 года назад +3

      @@alman54 I dunno, how should I know? I mean, he, uuummm... uuuhhh... He sold his bike. Yep, that's it, he sold his bike. And his girlfriend. That's why he keeps working there. Because of an addict's desperate belief that maybe some day, somehow, he might get paid SOMETHING. Because then it's party time, baby.

  • @goblintechies8778
    @goblintechies8778 3 года назад +130

    I love when Ellie start coughing when she laughs 😂😂😂 and Rowan starts staring at them

  • @Ben-hn4nw
    @Ben-hn4nw 3 года назад +510

    “I too require a cigarette break for I am also addicted. I need some cigarette smoke in my lungs because it’s yummy.”
    - Every Non-Smoker ever
    including myself 🤷‍♂️

    • @jessecapra2350
      @jessecapra2350 3 года назад +12

      Nah we smokers definitely say shit like that

    • @jessecapra2350
      @jessecapra2350 3 года назад +7

      @Gacha Life Counts oh i don't add that part. I might be a dummy but i aint a liar. Trying to quit is brutal

    • @SaintSarcasm
      @SaintSarcasm 3 года назад +6

      "I'm not addicted, just smoking in memory of my father who left for milk and never returned....he had an accident, I'm sure...ye"

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 3 года назад +1

      Totally tried to just hold one, boss called me out n no time. No rest for the healthy!

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 3 года назад +2

      @@jessecapra2350 I did. Now I hate them. I made the smell nauseating and six months later I got sick every time I puffed.
      Decades ago. Haven’t wanted one except when I see them. Get sick whenever I indulge.

  • @jimjimsauce
    @jimjimsauce 2 года назад +1

    i used to work as a pizza delivery driver and didn’t smoke cigs, and my coworkers would always get to go smoke outside in the nice weather. i complained to my manager and he actually let me just go outside to hang out every once in a while, even though i don’t smoke. pretty nice!

  • @TwoHandedRevy
    @TwoHandedRevy 3 года назад +201

    I just absolutely love these vids so much, so much effort put into these

    • @robmit1113
      @robmit1113 3 года назад

      Back lagoon

    • @agnez1169
      @agnez1169 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @petermilesi3718
      @petermilesi3718 3 года назад

      Really? Even with rowan doing the same thing over and over?

  • @DougieBarclay
    @DougieBarclay 3 года назад +16

    You guys are legitimately brilliant actors with excellent on-screen chemistry.
    There will be Oscars.

  • @ConstantineYT
    @ConstantineYT 2 года назад +4

    Rowan's face at the end hahahahahahahahhaha.... Loved it. He knew all along XD

  • @Aidames
    @Aidames 3 года назад +31

    "Because if you're lying to me, you're fired."
    Is there going to be an episode when they all quit to make Rowan upset? That would be sweet justice!

    • @yosifvidelov
      @yosifvidelov 3 года назад +2

      they can't quit unless Rowan allows them to quit :)

    • @stephenjohn2131
      @stephenjohn2131 3 года назад

      Do you actually fall when you are falling in your nightmares?
      Yeah i didn't think so. Adam was the first one to realize this which is why he has made peace with his dreadful existence whilst getting paid nothing, he once won a million dollar lottery but couldn't walk out with it, actually quited but was denied, quite literally died but he was revived on his funeral because you can't get out of your own free will.
      For those that are still clueless, Rowan always wins and gets what he wants, one way or the other. Ellie plays along and is rewarded where as Alan is the only one who is defiant and tries to reason. Little does he know that they are all dead long ago and are serving Rowan in hell. It is very dark and interesting fan theory but still a very good one at that. I wonder if one day one of them breaks the endless cycle.

    • @Aidames
      @Aidames 3 года назад +1

      @@stephenjohn2131 That's way too serious and deep for any of VDL's series.

  • @dregoth0
    @dregoth0 3 года назад +49

    The real solution is to wait until Rowan leaves, and when he comes back say they're all done. He won't notice the difference anyway!

    • @tanelehala6422
      @tanelehala6422 3 года назад +1

      Good idea. But then he'll just say, naaah u kno guys, actually I liked it better the way it was before. NOW GET (BACK) TO WORK!!

  • @beaverbeaver526
    @beaverbeaver526 3 года назад +7

    Rowan going from “Ahahah, yeah nice with your new packets. :)” to that evil state of utter hatred in less than 10 seconds is impressive!

  • @danielconde13
    @danielconde13 3 года назад +26

    He already knows they don't smoke: he just doesn't want to miss an opportunity to mess with their lives even further from now on.

  • @andegaming8348
    @andegaming8348 3 года назад +107

    Rowan calling their bluff and making them smoke was hilarious X'D

    • @Marko25Polo
      @Marko25Polo 3 года назад +6

      Ah so you watched the video too?

    • @xxportalxx.
      @xxportalxx. 3 года назад +2

      Reminds me of that old trick they used to get kids to not start when caught trying it by forcing them to smoke till they got sick lol

    • @andegaming8348
      @andegaming8348 3 года назад +2

      @@xxportalxx. Personal experience X'D

    • @tanelehala6422
      @tanelehala6422 3 года назад +1

      @@Marko25Polo My favourite part was 0:00 - 4:45

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 3 года назад +1

      That's the video 😂

  • @e.v.k.3632
    @e.v.k.3632 2 года назад +1

    It's not fair that only Smokers can have more Breaks

  • @GeorgieBonsoir
    @GeorgieBonsoir 3 года назад +51

    "I need some cigarette smoke in my lungs, because it's nyummy... and I want it." - Alan, a life-long smoker.

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo 3 года назад +34

    It's okay if you smoke when working at Playtech.
    Remember that Rowan simply revives you after the organ failure and virility decrease!

    • @RichardLeslieWhereat
      @RichardLeslieWhereat 3 года назад +7

      I am scared to find out how he revives your virility.

    • @agnez1169
      @agnez1169 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @markwallace1727
    @markwallace1727 Год назад +1

    This is precisely how I began smoking. Damn it. I actually was coming back in from a "smoke break" before I started smoking when the boss pointed out that he didn't think I smoked. I pointed out that I didn't, I just went for a break with the smokers & took the same break they did. He wasn't prepared, but realised it was fair enough. But because I hung out with them so much and they kept offering me ciggies, I gave in. One of the dumbest things I've done (the smoking, not the breaks).

  • @tealvampyre
    @tealvampyre 3 года назад +75

    Former smoker here. Around the time I quit smoking, I became a manager and I noticed how unfair it was for nonsmokers. Smokers tended to take a 10-15 minute break every hour. That meant non-smokers were cheated of 2+ hours of extra break time. Plus, they had to cover the slack. So I made it to where they could only get a couple 10 min breaks. Managers, think about your nonsmokers (like poor Adam) if you allow smoke breaks!

    • @trueredpanda1538
      @trueredpanda1538 2 года назад +5

      The fun part is Adam is a smoker. If you saw the video where he came to work in a motorbike, he had leather jacket, a girlfriend and a cigaret with him to work 😅

    • @billybones1694
      @billybones1694 2 года назад +16

      10-15 minutes every hour? That's just a lazy employee, regardless of whether they're a smoker or not.

    • @МихаилРадулов-й4т
      @МихаилРадулов-й4т 2 года назад +7

      I call bullshit. What really happened at your place is you had lazy people trying to skip work and it didnt rly matter if they smoked or not. After 2 hours of work sure i`ll get outside for 5-7 minutes to smoke one. But guess what my colleague who doesnt smoke will go for water , making tea , eating snacks or just fiddle on his phone while staying at the desk during the 2 hours i worked to get ahead with the task so i can have those 5-7 minutes of peace. Not allowing these small breaks that are not in the schedule is corporative crap. Wasting time on the phone from employees actually takes away more of their work time if you ask me. So why not collect their phones and say no phones , no piss breaks , no smoking you just work. So you had to deal with lazy people but saying is cuz they were smokers yeah i wouldnt get a guy with that mentality as my manager.

    • @Cheesus-Sliced
      @Cheesus-Sliced 2 года назад +5

      Tbh break schedules are only good for jobs where you just need to be there and be active. Jobs where you have to self manage tasks and actually output productivity don't need break schedules, they need performance expectations and consistent, fair, oversight. People have various needs for their productivity, and some people work best in short bursts, some in longer bursts, etc. As long as they are outputting at expected levels across the day, everyone should be able to manage their own schedules and it should be down to the *manager* or *supervisor* to *manage* and *supervise* productivity outputs and keep people honest.

    • @garxgar
      @garxgar 2 года назад +7

      If you really were a smoker, you would know that math doesn’t add up. A cigarette takes less than 5 mins to smoke. And your average smoker doesn’t need a smoke literally every hour of the day. Sounds like you had a bunch of slackers. If they quit smoking too, I bet you would see a lot more “bathroom breaks”.

  • @amanchauhan7737
    @amanchauhan7737 3 года назад +81

    Whenever Rowan summons his employees,
    Adam's face: Maybe this time he actually wants to say something important.
    Ellie's face: Can I just punch him and go home?
    Alan's face: Ah sh*t! Here we go again.

    • @agnez1169
      @agnez1169 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @stephen8602
    @stephen8602 2 года назад +1

    Literally in the Navy they'd give smokers 15mins every hour to go smoke in my squadron. I worked 12-16 hour shifts. The time adds up it really does like 2-3 hours (I think)of not working during the whole shift. I didn't smoke at all when I first got into the Navy. I asked my chief for a fresh air break I'd just go stand out away from the smokers for the same amount of time. He laughed in my face and said get back to work. The next day I came to work with a pack of cigarettes and picked up smoking

  • @edale2
    @edale2 3 года назад +26

    I was just thinking "this is like when a parent makes their child smoke an entire carton of cigarettes, because they catch the kid smoking one."
    And then Rowan walks out with the cartons, lol.

  • @nalaci2624
    @nalaci2624 3 года назад +16

    Ellie's facial expression after Adam couldn't lie to Rowan was like saying typical without saying typical 🤣🤣🤣

  • @codexaeterna
    @codexaeterna 3 года назад +2

    I'm convinced at this point that Ellie, Adam, and Alan are actually in purgatory, and Rowan is their personal demon tormentor.

  • @themarushin
    @themarushin 3 года назад +23

    the last look of Rowan at Allan was saying "Dont you ever try to f*cking cross me" without making a sound. I cant stop laughing

    • @QiotiCoyote
      @QiotiCoyote Год назад

      i fr thought he was going to say that!

  • @dynomar11
    @dynomar11 3 года назад +22

    This was literally my experience in the Navy. No breaks. Unless you need a smoke, of course. Then you can have one every 2 hours. And that's how I started smoking 😂

    • @murasaki848
      @murasaki848 Год назад

      Was the same in the USAF. Smokers got breaks, but the rest of us kept working. Married people got breaks as well, such as pulling standby duty and extra details far less often. It was a bit of schadenfreude for me when smoking was finally prohibited in USAF buildings, so the smokers were banished into the freezing temperatures. Even officers, because by this time there were very few colonels and generals who smoked, so they had no sympathy for junior officers who did.

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados 3 года назад +4

    I love how they are not even surprised anymore when Rowan materialized out of thin air.

  • @hothoploink1509
    @hothoploink1509 3 года назад +89

    Ellie is being unreasonable... If I were paid that amount of money, I really wouldn't complain, I'd just quietly think "another 3$ for me" every minute ^^

    • @shades909
      @shades909 3 года назад +18

      I agree, she's making 189.50 hours now, at that salary I wouldn't do anything that risk getting me be fired XD Hell, I would ask for overtime all the time :p

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +1

      wait what? How is she making this much? If I worked at a place like that, I'd be getting like $10/hr. I wouldn't even be able to pay rent working full time!

    • @arisgouvas536
      @arisgouvas536 3 года назад +11

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness ruclips.net/video/wn6NIcW7wNU/видео.html

    • @darrel7493
      @darrel7493 3 года назад +11

      I thin Elle would be able to convince Rowan that she should get a pay cut from lying about smoking. Then she would make $210 an hour.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 3 года назад +3

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness she is conning rowan because he sucks at math and cant talk to girls 1 on 1

  • @natsune09
    @natsune09 3 года назад +11

    "Go ahead, smoke right now!"
    They panic and one sticks the cig up their nose.

  • @Under-Kaoz
    @Under-Kaoz 2 года назад +1

    I've had coworkers who complained that smokers got more breaks(old food industry job) I just told em to lie like this.
    But a carton of smokes is like $110 where I live. That'd be one hell of a gift.

  • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
    @thespectaculargamernerd8114 3 года назад +27

    I was feeling bad for Adam, but it looks like he dodged a bullet by not lying.

  • @NerdyBernie66
    @NerdyBernie66 3 года назад +8

    As a non smoker, it always bothered me when I worked retail that the smokers got a special break. I felt punished for not smoking.

    • @eviljef
      @eviljef 3 года назад +1

      I feel the same way.

    • @МихаилРадулов-й4т
      @МихаилРадулов-й4т 2 года назад +1

      Did you do more work than them cuz i highly doubt it. In my exp non smokers waste more time than smokers do. I`ll give you example.
      We work from 8 to 5:30.
      Smokers get to pack their stuff and have a cig at 5:15-5:20 right.
      First i wasnt sure why they did it but after i spend enough time at the company i realized they had their job done by 5 so they have time to smoke. I even inspected some and found they really did their tasks faster and more efficient.
      The amount of times i had to oversee people who dont smoke and stay after 5:30 made me wonder why. They had the scheduled breaks like everyone. Didnt go for a smoke so how the others finished and had more free time but they didnt.
      Turns out since they dont feel the need to smoke and go outside they dont have that drive to finish their projects cuz they had TIME right , after watching the camera footage for 3 months i noticed the non smokers wasting more time by chatting eating snacks or just walking down the hallway to the bathroom.
      Ofc i did the same with the known smokers , one dude didnt left his desk till he finished a report. He didnt have to finish it in the time he did but guess what he hurryed it and gave me the file and told me "I`ll be outside for a few minutes to take a smoke" .
      I had no problem since he finished the report quick and well.
      At noon i went to collect the rest of the reports and what do you know more non smokers hadnt either finished or started theirs.
      One said "oh ill do it , i have time till 3 to make it"
      Its this distorted sense of time if you follow me on this story.
      Smokers can be really efficient at their work cuz they need to make time for their smoke breaks. Now if its a lazy worker they will use it as excuse true but you label all smokers as lazy guys.
      No normal company will give smokers more breaks if they are not doing their work properly. So in the end it boils down to lazy people.

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 3 года назад +1

    At this point I think we need to pull out the rusted ladder of doom. You know the one, every work place has it. A cracked and broken piece of junk the company expects you to use while doing shelving work. You have to have slip resistant steel toe shoes for "safety". But their ladder can be made in the 1950's.

  • @FrizFroz
    @FrizFroz 3 года назад +16

    4:16 When Rowan switches to Hans Landa's "You are sheltering enemies of the state, are you not" face

    • @MrWolfPants
      @MrWolfPants 3 года назад +1

      Man, that scene. I've never seems someone's expression change so much and yet so little at the same time.

  • @PhrontDoor
    @PhrontDoor 3 года назад +12

    I used to just take smoke breaks because we had the opportunity to. Everyone knew I didn't smoke.
    I'd just go downstairs, walk around to some nearby stores and come back. Company handbook said nothing about having to actually smoke.

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 2 года назад +1

    Genuinely such a good boss.

  • @screaming_cat_
    @screaming_cat_ 3 года назад +5

    This is the most dedication I've seen to a video. They smoked to make a video. Serious dedication.

  • @Iam0pti
    @Iam0pti 3 года назад +55

    This is too accurate as well. Apparently. Any break other than smoking is a no no no, but a cigarette or 10? Just fine. Or so I have seen people on the internet complain about anyways

    • @RichardLeslieWhereat
      @RichardLeslieWhereat 3 года назад +3

      Why I started smoking.

    • @Gothic_Analogue
      @Gothic_Analogue 3 года назад +3

      At McDonald’s and the pub I worked at this was the case, but in the NHS and in the laboratory I work in, it isn’t. Your breaks are scheduled and you can’t really take them earlier; a toilet break though? Perfectly fine.

    • @chadvoller
      @chadvoller 3 года назад

      Never worked at a place that allowed smoke breaks. At a retail one years ago, we had a new employee, when she found out there are no smoke breaks, she walked out and never returned.

    • @DarthObscurity
      @DarthObscurity 3 года назад +1

      @@chadvoller Oh man, it's almost like people don't like being numbers on a spreadsheet, efficiently stuffing someone elses pockets who has no concern for them. Lmao.
      Companies who treat workers like crap and pay like crap always have managers/corporate people who wonder why they can't find good employees and places who treat workers good and pay good wonder why those companies can't find good workers when that's all they can find.
      If people just banded together and quit these garbage jobs in droves and dealt with being poor for a month, like I have my entire life, corporate BS would 180 really quick. You can't make any money without employees doing the grunt work.

    • @talyn3932
      @talyn3932 3 года назад +2

      Was the case in one place i worked. Eventually us non smokers just took equivalent non smoking, or mental health, breaks because the smokers always went for their breaks during the hard work.

  • @retromillennialgamer93
    @retromillennialgamer93 Год назад +1

    Was waiting for Rowan to tell them that he took the liberty of informing their health insurance company so their premiums could go up... until I realized that they obviously don't have health insurance at Playtec.

  • @ze3099
    @ze3099 3 года назад +76

    Can't relate to smoking but can relate to loving break times especially when jobs are being handed out

    • @RichardLeslieWhereat
      @RichardLeslieWhereat 3 года назад +5

      I took up smoking to get a cigarette break like everyone else. Never smoked beforehand.

    • @agnez1169
      @agnez1169 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @illusioned0ne
      @illusioned0ne 3 года назад +1

      Worked for Casey’s when I was younger and they literally bring you to a pc show you that the state I live in doesn’t require breaks and that I won’t get one then put you to work, but smokers would get breaks so I started buying a pack to “smoke”.

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 3 года назад +47

    I feel like they could just rearrange some of the boxes, screw around for a few hours, then tell Rowan they're done and he wouldn't even notice.

    • @ericsnowmane5376
      @ericsnowmane5376 3 года назад

      When I see my employees goofing off I have them move things around too. Good way to pass the time

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 3 года назад +15

    To be fair it's a real problem in a lot of workplaces. You get breaks, usually a ten every 4 hours and a 30 every 5 depending on State and company rules. Yet smokers, especially Managers just take extra breaks any time they feel like it on top of those breaks to go smoke.

    • @nathan9026
      @nathan9026 3 года назад +4

      Yes. I have worked several places and it always pisses me off to know end that smokers get like 4 extra breaks yet I get yelled at for going to the bathroom a little more then normal.

    • @5punkybob
      @5punkybob 3 года назад +2

      Yeah it's absolutely crap.... Smokers get extra breaks all the time.
      I once got in trouble for having 5-10 min over my lunch break due to traffic getting back to the office by my smoking supervisor and I'm like "you take 4 extra 10 min breaks every day to smoke and you going to get up me for having a slightly longer lunch break once?"
      I just walked past her and got back to work..
      She ended up "leaving" a few months later..

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming 3 года назад +3

      @@5punkybob Yup and they know it too. Most smokers won't smoke on their acutal breaks. They rather take them on paid "Free breaks". It's even worse if you work in something like an office building or an indoor mall. Some times it can take them a good 5 minutes or more just to get outside the building to an area they can smoke at.
      This leads to "Smoke breaks" taking a good 15-30 minutes at times.

    • @5punkybob
      @5punkybob 2 года назад +1

      @@JustaGuy_Gaming too true.. and us non smokers then have to spend the whole day smelling their manky smell that try to hide with 4 cans of deodorant.
      I'm so glad I now work at a school where.
      A. No teachers are smokers
      B. They can't smoke during school time regardless.

  • @generalgrudge
    @generalgrudge 3 года назад +11

    I was hoping this would end with them smoking a cig and then walking back in an Adam had somehow finished the work almost instantly.

  • @ernestpaul2484
    @ernestpaul2484 3 года назад +27

    So Rowan doesn't smoke, yet he has a lighter. It must be the crack that makes him so pleasant to be around at work. It would account for a lot of things.

    • @dylancasey1702
      @dylancasey1702 3 года назад

      Hey it can be handy if you need it

    • @agnez1169
      @agnez1169 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @gladiuss6980
      @gladiuss6980 3 года назад +2

      I don't Smoke, Still I keep a lighter in my pocket to make a blast.

    • @ernestpaul2484
      @ernestpaul2484 3 года назад +1

      @@gladiuss6980 I don't smoke anymore. It has been almost 7 years since I fired up a Marlboro. I get enough second hand smoke from the wife. I too carry a lighter in my pistol bag/man purse. You never know when you may need one for whatever. My original comments were in jest. Although there could be a valid argument based on Rowan's managerial style and attitude.

    • @NathanaelKeller
      @NathanaelKeller 3 года назад

      I never smoked but I nearly always have a lighter on me.
      What I found more surprising was Ellie ans Alan carrying cigarettes as non smokers.

  • @limitbreak2966
    @limitbreak2966 2 года назад +2

    3:06 LMAO he already knows their lying and is teaching them how to do it “suck it up, go on.” “Just a bit suck aand good there you go

  • @furiousgeorge5744
    @furiousgeorge5744 3 года назад +59

    Plot twist rowan is the smoker and he's trying to trick them into being his smoking buddies lol

    • @agnez1169
      @agnez1169 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 3 года назад +1

      Rowan has buddies... good one.

    • @igorbobryshev2783
      @igorbobryshev2783 3 года назад +1

      @wobbly sauce well he was trying to befriend Alan long ago, but Alan decided to stay just colleagues. So Rowan out of his desperation to having a friend, become a tyrant.

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 3 года назад

      So this is more of the Waith of Rowan timeline.

    • @furiousgeorge5744
      @furiousgeorge5744 3 года назад

      @@wobblysauce yea my bad I forgot he only has buddies in my fanfic

  • @mr.lostrythm7876
    @mr.lostrythm7876 3 года назад +12

    Can we just appreciate how dedicated they are to the craft? They literally started smoking for this skit.

    • @rorydaines3176
      @rorydaines3176 3 года назад +4

      They're gamers, they have 110% smoked in their lives before. Probably quit like a lot of us but I'm sure they were fine to have a puff for a skit. That's my little anecdote.

    • @JOESMITH-qs8ue
      @JOESMITH-qs8ue 3 года назад

      And now they ARE addicted.

    • @Sixon6845
      @Sixon6845 3 года назад

      I can't even believe they don't smoke
      Wonder if Rowan does

    • @mr.lostrythm7876
      @mr.lostrythm7876 3 года назад

      @@JOESMITH-qs8ue That's exactly what I was thinking!

    • @mr.lostrythm7876
      @mr.lostrythm7876 3 года назад +5

      @@rorydaines3176 Eh probably, though I can't say the same for everyone. I've been gaming since I was 6 years old, I'm 20 now, and I've never smoked a single cigarette in my entire life! Nor will I ever.

  • @imchris5000
    @imchris5000 2 года назад

    the bosses always get jealous how we are so generous and pass our cigarette around in a circle

  • @suzanneromijnders6320
    @suzanneromijnders6320 3 года назад +6

    It's hilarious how your addiction interfering with your ability to do your work is actively encouraged though extra, specifically designated cigarette breaks in the USA as long as it's tobacco.

  • @Madeo-yo2qz
    @Madeo-yo2qz 3 года назад +9

    I love how evil Rowan is in this episode, catching them in a lie. this was epic!!!!!

    • @valiroime
      @valiroime 3 года назад

      Is it evil to call someone’s bluff?

  • @gabescrazy5504
    @gabescrazy5504 3 года назад +3

    As a smoker, i use the anger of needing to smoke to work harder.
    Stronger. Faster. Dumber.

  • @saind4170
    @saind4170 3 года назад +13

    Best line....
    "Ok, just a big suck in...."

    • @DaCleva1
      @DaCleva1 3 года назад

      Yum yum yum 😂🤣😂

  • @carsonkouts
    @carsonkouts 3 года назад

    being told to move things from one perfectly good place to another is a recurring nightmare I have from my time in the army.

  • @EastFame
    @EastFame 3 года назад +10

    this is actually how I started to smoke - I realized that it was official excuse to work 1 hour less per day. This is how much I hated my job.

    • @hillkillr
      @hillkillr 3 года назад

      Same for me

    • @Vik1919
      @Vik1919 3 года назад

      Now you hate your health, too.

    • @EastFame
      @EastFame 3 года назад

      @@Vik1919 , no I quit both of those things eventually

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 3 года назад +9

    Wait, you need to smoke to go on a smoke break? Well, that explains why my bosses were always annoyed by me just standing outside with them and breathing air...

  • @chivas__
    @chivas__ 2 года назад

    the biggest irony here is that I'm on an actual cigarette break in my work and this popped 1st in my recommended.

  • @thedocklighter
    @thedocklighter 3 года назад +7

    After Rowan's menacing close-up, it should have cut back to Adam nervously checking to make sure he was alone before lovingly sniffing the new PC boxes.

  • @bobhempf7944
    @bobhempf7944 3 года назад +10

    Now I start believing Rowan really wants to kill his employers and he wants it to be slow and painfull 😂😂😂

  • @vellweb2123
    @vellweb2123 3 года назад +5

    Rowan couldn't math, he failed to recognize his employees unless they have their shirts on, however now, he is aware enough to know when they are lying about smoking...HE IS LEARNING, HE IS EVOLVING!

    • @a_d3mon
      @a_d3mon 3 года назад

      He is becoming even more dangerous XD

    • @agnez1169
      @agnez1169 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @KevinKingofPrussians
    @KevinKingofPrussians 3 года назад +5

    When your boss is on to your lie 4:18

  • @alman54
    @alman54 2 года назад +1

    Every time I watch this video, I can't help but think how generous Rowan is in giving both Alan and Ellie cartons of cigarettes as a reward for their hard work, and urging them to "fill their boots." Such a kind man and rewarding manager.