Spirit Science 12 ~ The Human History Movie

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2012
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    What if our history was not what we thought?
    This special telling of our history explores a story which puts all of the pieces together from the mysteries explored in this first season of Spirit Science. It weaves together the mysterious advances of the Ancient Greeks and Egyptians, the precession of the equinox, and the understanding of dimensions.
    What emerges is a story that one will never forget!
    If this story is true, it would seem that all of the struggles humanity is experiencing today are not coincidental or random, but a direct result of events which took place many thousand years ago. All of these mysteries are explained through this telling.
    The Spirit Science Human History Movie is often one of the first episodes ever seen by those on the awakening journey. It's an honour to share this season finale with you now. 🙏
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  • @andreibaciu7518
    @andreibaciu7518 7 лет назад +1425

    this is the best anime ever

    • @Zytopian
      @Zytopian 6 лет назад +38

      I totally ship Toth and Jared

    • @nikoandmakikapoios4411
      @nikoandmakikapoios4411 4 года назад +14

      What is the manga this anime is based on?

    • @atanasbaychev752
      @atanasbaychev752 4 года назад +12

      Are you all idiots? It's based on facts and speculations.

    • @JoaoGabriel-ob7xg
      @JoaoGabriel-ob7xg 4 года назад +6

      @@atanasbaychev752 Yes, they're. They know nothing about inter dimensions and the spiritual realm, just let them there...

    • @zacnieprawisz9171
      @zacnieprawisz9171 4 года назад +5

      @@nikoandmakikapoios4411 Intergalactic time-traveling Torah

  • @snow8624
    @snow8624 7 лет назад +217

    Looking through these comments I realized something. This would a pretty sweet movie basis.

    • @tonyzagato9112
      @tonyzagato9112 7 лет назад +1

      ...in this video (great on BTW) you sad that Murkua is still on the ocean flor neer bermuda triangle ? And that it is going to "shut down" ? what that means? can you explain it in detail please...?

    • @Gamepak
      @Gamepak 7 лет назад +1

      yes, its all bull

    • @JohnSmith-cm3nu
      @JohnSmith-cm3nu 7 лет назад +2

      Keesh Deaf Tachanka Gaming The toydarians are pretty much Space Jews

    • @knightwing5169
      @knightwing5169 7 лет назад +3

      I've considered this myself.

    • @katakana1
      @katakana1 3 месяца назад

      You know... Even when watching this without trying to connect it to reality ('cause it's not connected to reality) some parts still don't make much sense. Like, if people were perfectly logical and emotionless, why would they fight wars at all? Everyone would be logical enough to try to get on the same page if they don't understand each other, and that war would just leave everyone worse off.
      (oh, and if people were _so_ emotionless that even incentives/rewards/punishments didn't affect them, they would literally just do nothing and disappear fairly quickly without much effect on their environment)

  • @trexnoises4071
    @trexnoises4071 10 месяцев назад +155

    Found this video 10 years ago. So glad it's still up. It's definitely encouraged me to study more about the emerald tablets and the flower of life.

    • @loveme77527
      @loveme77527 7 месяцев назад +2

      Check out Matias de Stefano...🤗

    • @jeremiahschmidt-nc1nq
      @jeremiahschmidt-nc1nq 5 месяцев назад +3

      Find God. He loves you.

    • @therealjuice4725
      @therealjuice4725 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@jeremiahschmidt-nc1nqwhich one

    • @BWFun-he7dm
      @BWFun-he7dm 3 месяца назад

      Omg yes! I discovered this in 2012 and just recently started learning about the emerald tablets

    • @tux1468
      @tux1468 2 месяца назад

      aka fake crap that doesnt exist and has no relevance to reality whatsoever

  • @manavnaik1607
    @manavnaik1607 Год назад +230

    Does anyone else find that this video helps with their insomnia as well? Idk it helps me quit thinking about real things and it helps me relax

    • @FringeWizard2
      @FringeWizard2 Год назад +11

      Funny that is exactly what I am here for, trying to find something to spark my imagination, and start dreaming so I can sleep.

    • @manavnaik1607
      @manavnaik1607 Год назад +11

      @@FringeWizard2 yeah it’s like reading Harry Potter for the the first time as a kid

    • @dnice8705
      @dnice8705 Год назад

      Truly calming. I thought I might be having an existential crises and lo and behold, yootoob in alignment with all those interlocking circles (gOOgle and yOOtOOb 🤔) brought me here to upshift my consciousness.

    • @Fiercedeity02
      @Fiercedeity02 Год назад +4

      Yeah it helps with my insomnia by putting me to sleep

    • @TheAdrianna10
      @TheAdrianna10 Год назад +1

      Truths are coming in for all !!! ❤

  • @indcisive2535
    @indcisive2535 4 года назад +735

    *my mind at 12 a.m* hey remember that one trippy video about the history of human kind you watched back in 4th grade?

    • @leifswan7910
      @leifswan7910 3 года назад +8

      no kizzy

    • @zionjdg8510
      @zionjdg8510 3 года назад +54

      LMFAOOO IN FOURTH GRADE EXACTLY HAD ME TELLING MY TEACHERS “you know hebrews are from space and we used to live on mars”

    • @larsonhaney3397
      @larsonhaney3397 3 года назад

      Lmaooooo

    • @konnor833
      @konnor833 3 года назад +14

      it's so funny how all of us discovered this in fourth grade

    • @ayedrian1778
      @ayedrian1778 3 года назад

      @@zionjdg8510 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @someguyoutthere110
    @someguyoutthere110 7 лет назад +1454

    Thank you Jordan. I used to be the type of person who believed in sacred geometry and crystal magic. Then I saw Space Jews and realized how looney it all was. This video saved me.

    • @xCriXiuSx
      @xCriXiuSx 6 лет назад +10

      what ?

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 6 лет назад +64

      +Crix
      It's irony. a lot of people here think spirit science is trolling us.

    • @memesneverdiekiddo718
      @memesneverdiekiddo718 6 лет назад +5

      someguyoutthere110 BRUDDA YOU IS SAVED. PRAISE LAWWWWWD JESUS.

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 6 лет назад +1

      *Rationality

    • @SmolaniAshki
      @SmolaniAshki 6 лет назад +11

      huh, well now that you mentioned it, I always thought Hebrew sounded like Klingon ~ Martymer81

  • @HandsomeLongshanks
    @HandsomeLongshanks Год назад +27

    This video combined every major religion AND scientology into one mega story.

    • @chanayvonne5872
      @chanayvonne5872 23 дня назад

      There has been a definite mis-connect, twist around, metaphoric- Analogies -type lies and misinformation being spoon-fed info going on here.

  • @stuckonaslide
    @stuckonaslide 2 года назад +97

    this is the greatest video to watch while high.

  • @halfthebiscuit
    @halfthebiscuit 3 года назад +774

    Once a year I make a pilgrimage to this great work. Any time a one hour video opens with talking about how humans once were "very psychic" without further explanation, you know you've found something wonderful.

    • @justmegawatt
      @justmegawatt 2 года назад +36

      Thoth says it's true so it is

    • @aurabennu923
      @aurabennu923 2 года назад +1

      😆

    • @aurabennu923
      @aurabennu923 2 года назад

      I can’t believe at 23 I used to believe this shit at 29 I just look back and laugh. Just kids trying to escape. When you mature you realize Jordan is taking advantage of people who wish for higher power

    • @lopikosmusic9354
      @lopikosmusic9354 2 года назад +15

      I always lose it when he says 'very psychic', it's a classic.

    • @harringtonhibbard9213
      @harringtonhibbard9213 2 года назад

      lol thats nice

  • @1984vsAk47
    @1984vsAk47 5 лет назад +1389

    Well as long as Thoth said it, then it must be true.

    • @DANIELlaroqustar
      @DANIELlaroqustar 5 лет назад +75

      Exactly, can't argue with the god of knowledge

    • @jsly621
      @jsly621 4 года назад +78

      “According to Thoth, he built the pyramids.”

    • @Toastman0071
      @Toastman0071 4 года назад +20

      Yah, thoth is an Ascended master, and he lived in that time, basically he is a more advanced being

    • @nate_k123
      @nate_k123 4 года назад +10

      We still havent discovered all the mysteries of the pyramids. The myths are absolutely nuts.
      Currently they are trying excavate more recently discovered rooms in the pyramids of Giza. Thousands of years old. Already searched, and we are still finding new chambers.
      Supposedly thoths son is still with us.
      (Thank you for internet, NOT al gore) lmao
      And thoth in current mythology still watches over us in the form of apparition known as the 'top hat man'
      When seen, you will feel intense emotions of love and fear at the same time. Calm and worry.

    • @lordhonksworth7701
      @lordhonksworth7701 4 года назад +5

      Unfortunately many modern elites in government and NGOs do believe it to be true, and are taking us along for the ride

  • @ianeons9278
    @ianeons9278 7 месяцев назад +106

    11 years of this video and 6 years since I’ve first seen it I can still say it’s one of humanity’s greatest achievements.

    • @BlondePatrol101
      @BlondePatrol101 6 месяцев назад +5

      It’s 2024, more is making sense

    • @Condor4858
      @Condor4858 5 месяцев назад +1

      🤣

    • @remimarkable4834
      @remimarkable4834 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's been around longer than that I'm pretty sure. I swear they removed a couple times when it originally came out.

    • @K0NFZ3D
      @K0NFZ3D 4 месяца назад

      2024 here, and I agree. ❤

    • @DamianSmiley-uv5nj
      @DamianSmiley-uv5nj 4 месяца назад

      @@remimarkable4834you’re right. The ORIGINAL video was 1 hour 13 minutes long. This one has been altered in some way that I havnt been able to notice.

  • @devendradahal3033
    @devendradahal3033 2 года назад +15

    i still remember when this got out. we all have that one high hotboxed session while watching this.. 😂😂 who can relate this.. aah good ol days

  • @viy108
    @viy108 7 лет назад +726

    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -Aristotle

    • @viy108
      @viy108 7 лет назад +52

      All i was saying is that for anyone watching to just take literally every aingle thing in Spirit Science with a grain of salt. Literally 90-95% of Spirit Science is made up logic or fantasy but I found about 5-10% to be solid. I used to believe this when one of my hippie friends told me to watch it. It was right after I traded DMT to him for LSD and I watched it as he recommended while on LSD. So i believed it for the time. Then I told myself to watch the whole series over again sober and holy shit I cannot believe how much wrong is in this entire series and all the misspellings and grammar errors in their website articles.

    • @zigzagandmanman
      @zigzagandmanman 6 лет назад +1

      VIΠΠY id say like 30% is solid

    • @frankjohnvincentiv4025
      @frankjohnvincentiv4025 6 лет назад

      VIΠΠY Well quoted.

    • @karldergroe3990
      @karldergroe3990 6 лет назад +2

      But the information here is just outstandingly and astonishingly nescient to even accrue credibility.

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 6 лет назад +2

      +Gaia
      And I think people who don't believe things that are 95% sure but instead choose to believe something with close to 0% probability are fucking idiots.

  • @BananaSoupProjects
    @BananaSoupProjects 3 года назад +178

    I searched for this. I had an old memory recalled from 8 years ago, when I watched this first time.

    • @boopusreload
      @boopusreload 3 года назад +14

      Same 😭 I felt like I understood the meaning of life when I was like 8

    • @sansprobus7209
      @sansprobus7209 2 года назад

      Dude, same, i looked up "sweet potato monkey animation" and miraculously found it

    • @sansprobus7209
      @sansprobus7209 2 года назад +3

      @@ATTLASXD I didn't send it to you, i replied to the main comment, meaning that everyone in this thread got a notification, not just you

  • @Bo-k_t
    @Bo-k_t Год назад +30

    Even after 11 years this video is still a fucking banger.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 месяца назад

      In what way?

    • @MilkMan1240
      @MilkMan1240 Месяц назад

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 It is hella funny to watch because of how stupid it is

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Месяц назад

      @@MilkMan1240 Maybe but there's a few recent posts here that seem to be in support of this lunacy

  • @JoeShmoe102
    @JoeShmoe102 Год назад +67

    I'd pay good money to have a 50-part documentary/series on this

    • @PokefreakMaster333
      @PokefreakMaster333 9 месяцев назад +3

      That’s almost exactly what this whole channel is

    • @DNihilHEAVYIndustries
      @DNihilHEAVYIndustries 7 месяцев назад

      You and me both! I love this and borderline agree with this rhetoric. There is something more going on than meets the eye... This shit is so crazy, and with all I've come to learn and know, it very well could be very close to the truth. Throw in the Annunaki and I'd be a true believer! Haha

    • @NewTruths
      @NewTruths 7 месяцев назад

      I will pour my life’s work into this very idea

  • @CorralSummer
    @CorralSummer 4 года назад +2309

    this video is nearly an hour long, but it only takes him 7 minutes and 26 seconds to start talking about space jews.

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 3 года назад +53

      You can't just blame jews for your shortcomings

    • @CorralSummer
      @CorralSummer 3 года назад +130

      @@meghanachauhan9380 I am very confused by your reply to me. Am I the one blaming Jews or is it Spirit Science?

    • @imaspecialgirllalala
      @imaspecialgirllalala 3 года назад +33

      The perfect way to keep someone hooked throughout the whole video

    • @spacecowboy6667
      @spacecowboy6667 3 года назад +19

      That's because he's a nut job. Space Jews?? For fuck sake 🤣🤣🤣 Stop making things up or if you *really* believe that get help as you're clearly a total loon.

    • @omegalpha-7
      @omegalpha-7 3 года назад +19

      The Wiz Kid well if you were listening to what he was saying, he never said it was true, it’s stories

  • @thedude1671
    @thedude1671 9 лет назад +421

    Hi, I'm a space Jew and I just want to say that all of this is 100% true. I just warped in on my spaceship (The Millennium Menorah) today. I'll be discussing the future of this planet with the Illuminati council all week, so feel free to ask me some questions while I'm here.

    • @EWil313
      @EWil313 9 лет назад +7

      thedude1671 Are you planning to kill us all?

    • @MrSilki2
      @MrSilki2 9 лет назад +10

      thedude1671 Are u killing martians?

    • @ashleycasey2093
      @ashleycasey2093 9 лет назад +10

      thedude1671 This comment made my day.

    • @thetruth9807
      @thetruth9807 8 лет назад +5

      +thedude1671 Are you guys the reason behind all Star Wars?

    • @Alrold
      @Alrold 8 лет назад +5

      +thedude1671 witch bank will give me more benefits ? can you see the future? so you can tell me where to put my money.

  • @thehungarywaffleinc.7775
    @thehungarywaffleinc.7775 Год назад +19

    This video scrambled my noggin in fifth grade

    • @pro-socialsociopath769
      @pro-socialsociopath769 Год назад +3

      Same. It made so much sense to my 10 year old brain, my worldview was completely shook. 😂

  • @TheSphee131
    @TheSphee131 Месяц назад +5

    I can't believe I took this video as fact when I was 8.

  • @tangentialreasoning5438
    @tangentialreasoning5438 4 года назад +745

    Isn’t this the plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion?

    • @lordhonksworth7701
      @lordhonksworth7701 4 года назад +42

      Yes - they're all based on esoteric schools of thought (Hermeticism, Kabbalah, freemasonry etc) - many of our modern 'elites' in government and the UN believe in this

    • @rubbr8577
      @rubbr8577 4 года назад +7

      @Florian D. i mean thoth could be like a less weird tentacle more bird version of hermaus mora lmao

    • @DavidMendoza-pd3pr
      @DavidMendoza-pd3pr 3 года назад +10

      No but they do share elements. Evangelion uses the Dead Sea scrolls to fight aliens because earth accidentally got 2 seeds of creations so it one must be destroyed before somebody figures out how to reconstruct reality.

    • @bd1230
      @bd1230 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/wjmFm8PIz8M/видео.html

    • @addamz3277
      @addamz3277 3 года назад +3

      @@rexferal2781 🤦‍♂️everything is "racist" to you people these days. Fucking clueless what racism REALLY is!

  • @thegatewaytoprestige
    @thegatewaytoprestige 8 лет назад +157

    Hello. Hardcore Christian here. Also a hardcore scientist. I just wanted to say this all makes sense to me. Do I believe all of it? No. Do I think some of it might be true? Yeah. Do I believe in God? Of course. Does believing in some of this negate that fact? Absolutely not.
    I don't understand why people fight over this stuff. Knowledge is always a good thing.

    • @kaeledmond3610
      @kaeledmond3610 8 лет назад +5

      +Michael Simpson Jr Thanks for being Christ-like and not just Christian. And thanks for being humble and not egotistical, openness is the foundation of all sciences. Everything always starts as an idea and then eventually becomes a belief before it's ever a fact and even when we realize a modicum of truth our conceptions of it always change; this is history just as this video exemplifies. Man never really knows anything he just has an idea. Life (ie ''God'') will always humble us.

    • @Astro2024
      @Astro2024 8 лет назад +11

      +Michael Simpson Jr You're not a scientist. What kind of scientist? Don't lie

    • @thegatewaytoprestige
      @thegatewaytoprestige 8 лет назад +8

      +No Role Modelz a scientist is a person engaging in systematic activity to acquire knowledge. Apparently you didn't pay attention in science, biology, conceptual physics, or reading comprehension otherwise you wouldn't have asked such a silly question. Anybody that engages in systematic activity to acquire knowledge is a scientist. Performing research towards a more comprehensive understanding of nature,including physical, mathematical, or social realms, almost verbatim, this is a scientist.

    • @thegatewaytoprestige
      @thegatewaytoprestige 8 лет назад +6

      No Role Modelz You know what? That was harsh. I apologize. I just get really tired of the lack of intellect in this generation and how lazy you kids on youtube tend to be.
      Do you believe in searching out truth through experimentation, research, and trial and error? If so, then my friend, you are a scientist. I am both a christian and a scientist. I happen to believe that science is us gaining an understanding of how God put all of this together. Simple as that.
      Merry Christmas and happy holidays.

    • @kaeledmond3610
      @kaeledmond3610 8 лет назад +1

      +Michael Simpson Jr Exactly, science by definition is just a body of knowledge that can be applied. That's why their are so many sciences.

  • @marlaadamson1633
    @marlaadamson1633 6 месяцев назад +6

    What was I doing NOT watching this 11 yrs ago?!!! Fantastic work! It's a freaking new thing coming!

  • @lonelywolf2693
    @lonelywolf2693 Год назад +23

    Every time I watch this video throughout different times in my life I understand more and more it’s really insane

  • @dteddy304
    @dteddy304 4 года назад +777

    Remember watching this in middle school and being absolutely shook, convinced it was real. Even now, although I know better, there’s a certain allure to all of this.

    • @SystemUpdate310
      @SystemUpdate310 4 года назад +95

      It's a cool story, that's why. I found the flat earth videos also alluring, that is also a cool story, they have to make up so many imaginative stuff the explain away the evidence, it's really entertaining.

    • @Hugwash1
      @Hugwash1 4 года назад +24

      @@SystemUpdate310 why would you say it's made up? Lol....

    • @sleeway6928
      @sleeway6928 3 года назад +10

      It’s a theory not meant to be taken as fact

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 3 года назад +53

      Same for some reason when I was a kid I believed this looking back at it now I have more of an understanding of how people get indoctrinated quickly into beliefs.

    • @victoriasala5418
      @victoriasala5418 3 года назад +12

      @@sleeway6928 The same can be said to all "knowledge" like the earth being a sphere is one theory

  • @atanasbaychev752
    @atanasbaychev752 4 года назад +1473

    Well this explains why Elon Musk wants to go to Mars, the man wants to go back home.

    • @foreskinmcfat-nutsjr
      @foreskinmcfat-nutsjr 4 года назад +4

      Atanas Baychev 😂

    • @AyouMike
      @AyouMike 4 года назад +23

      Atanas Baychev you see Elon just deployed part of 7,500 🛰 satellites which makes this EXACT cross pattern over the entire world

    • @MrJasonshores364
      @MrJasonshores364 4 года назад +16

      @@AyouMike that's what brought me back to this video, looking at the starlink project made me think of this, hadn't watched in in 4 years. Crazy times we're in.

    • @brigidomarroquin7419
      @brigidomarroquin7419 4 года назад

      I agree with that

    • @atanasbaychev752
      @atanasbaychev752 4 года назад +8

      @@AyouMike And still there is the question if he is doing it for the good of humanity or for control? How do you guys feel about it? I mean he seems like a nice legit guy.

  • @thomasgipson7120
    @thomasgipson7120 4 месяца назад +3

    I have been looking for this video for over a decade. FINALLY.

  • @TheCGat
    @TheCGat 23 дня назад +4

    12 years later I come back to this video with knowledge that we live in an enclosed, stationary system where the luminaries are moving in patterns in the sky. We live in a realm, not on a planet

    • @StoneEdge555
      @StoneEdge555 17 дней назад

      Interesting, do you still believe that polar shifts can occur in a flat plane as well? Maybe the earths crust shifts on a horizontal basis?

    • @TheCGat
      @TheCGat 17 дней назад

      @@StoneEdge555 I believe earthrealm has one magnetic center, the “North Pole”
      Allegedly there is evidence of tectonic shifts but I fail to see how there would be pole shifts or “precession”

  • @matthewmunk9623
    @matthewmunk9623 5 лет назад +1388

    I'll definitely be using this in my next D&D session. Golden material right here.

    • @thephantomeagle2
      @thephantomeagle2 5 лет назад +118

      Just remember that you start with a -5 INT

    • @stevecarter10
      @stevecarter10 4 года назад +71

      Delusional but perfect for a Fantasy Game...

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 4 года назад +32

      @@stevecarter10 I've been thinking the same thing. If were presented as an SCP canon or a way to set your D&D games on earth I would've loved it.

    • @Glace1221
      @Glace1221 4 года назад +24

      I know, right?! I'd play the shit out of an MMORPG based around this!

    • @friedkeenan
      @friedkeenan 4 года назад +19

      @@stevecarter10 That's why people believe this stuff. They want to believe it because it's a cool story

  • @saucyben4175
    @saucyben4175 6 лет назад +777

    This would make a sweet RPG storyline in a game.

    • @tycheck6182
      @tycheck6182 6 лет назад +18

      I know right.

    • @AnaseSkyrider
      @AnaseSkyrider 6 лет назад +61

      If I had to sit through a cutscene this long, I might go insane enough to start believing that Jews are from space.

    • @AnaseSkyrider
      @AnaseSkyrider 6 лет назад +23

      Because in real life, you can't be a force-wielding Jedi Master, unlike what Jordan will tell you.
      Even if you believe it can be done, the whole of humanity is not going to reach that """level of consciousness""" by the time I'm dead anyway.

    • @stephenbaur857
      @stephenbaur857 6 лет назад +3

      Go read Marvels Secret Empire, pretty darn similar

    • @gandalfthegrape2784
      @gandalfthegrape2784 6 лет назад +1

      NightWatch This was debunked by both Martymer and Armoured Skeptic.

  • @subhomukhopadhyay2761
    @subhomukhopadhyay2761 19 дней назад +1

    I really dont know why but I do come back to this video once in 3-4 years n then star listening it in loops
    Its fascinating

  • @Krishna-Gopala-Das
    @Krishna-Gopala-Das Месяц назад +5

    My Name is "Krishna Gopala Das" and I'm here to leave my mark in history with this comment because I forgot to fricken 12years ago bro lol 😊💜

  • @50sts
    @50sts 4 года назад +636

    41:27
    "Keep an open mind about this, because there is very little proof for what I'm about to say."
    You're about 41 minutes late for this disclaimer.

    • @CreativeWorkflowHack
      @CreativeWorkflowHack 4 года назад +23

      2:45

    • @osareafallire
      @osareafallire 4 года назад +12

      @@CreativeWorkflowHack I just added a comment in reference to this disclaimer. I'll share it here as well: "I'm simply saying, decide for yourself..." based on only what I say here with no additional research.

    • @rossferguson9653
      @rossferguson9653 4 года назад +22

      @@CreativeWorkflowHack you realise thoth is an ancient Egyptian god right? It's like using the Bible as evidence of god's existence.

    • @msgreen1800
      @msgreen1800 4 года назад +1

      @@rossferguson9653 This is true... The bible From Genesis -Deuteronomy, needs to be clarified_ Especially Exudos...Peace be with you!

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 3 года назад

      @@msgreen1800 exodus has absolutely no proof tho?

  • @mac081793
    @mac081793 6 лет назад +329

    Here he is, the creator of Kingdom Hearts Chronicles...

    • @liamwhite3522
      @liamwhite3522 5 лет назад

      What?

    • @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263
      @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 5 лет назад +2

      Liam White OneyPlays

    • @lowcal011
      @lowcal011 4 года назад +3

      I want my key blade

    • @Glace1221
      @Glace1221 4 года назад +1

      Lol, I remember I got him to cuss me out on a forum for some old MOBA called BOTS.

    • @change2play
      @change2play 4 года назад

      Lmao I think that's why Nomura himself doesn't even know the plot 😁

  • @intellectualnomadsss
    @intellectualnomadsss 5 месяцев назад +6

    I first found spirit science around 2010 and this was the first video I saw.. I come back atleast once a year to this and other videos specifically

    • @dominicmckeough9930
      @dominicmckeough9930 5 месяцев назад

      I’m new to this channel, what other videos do you watch ?

  • @Frosst
    @Frosst 29 дней назад +3

    God I loved this stuff as a kid, but as an adult I realize how goofy all of this sounds 😭😂

  • @TheFreshSorcerer
    @TheFreshSorcerer 5 лет назад +109

    So are we just gonna not talk about Tantric Inter-dimensional Sex Meditations?

    • @thomassomeone4868
      @thomassomeone4868 3 года назад

      I was gonna say as soon as I think it can’t get more insane, this guy brings up tantric Inter-dimensional sex meditations.

  • @MoreNimrod
    @MoreNimrod 10 лет назад +266

    You've blended $cientology, Ancient Aliens, Christianity, Ancient Egyptian mythology, NWO, Illuminaughty, and what have you, all together, with some stuff I've never heard about. Wow.

    • @esca8652
      @esca8652 10 лет назад +15

      And Satanism

    • @matheusadornidardenne8684
      @matheusadornidardenne8684 10 лет назад +22

      You never heard about the emerald tables from the pyramids? Well.. That`s surprising... I always thought that haters knew everything about the topic before coming to RUclips videos and talking shit...

    • @RAC00NFANGIRL
      @RAC00NFANGIRL 6 лет назад

      Meka Sky being stupid?

    • @RAC00NFANGIRL
      @RAC00NFANGIRL 6 лет назад +7

      Matheus Adorni Dardenne ooh look green tablets and space Jews umm yeah try again!

    • @otakuterrarian5430
      @otakuterrarian5430 4 года назад +10

      And *S P A C E J E W S*

  • @sleepingforest8797
    @sleepingforest8797 2 года назад +8

    I have been searching high and low for this video for about two weeks now could not recall for the life of me where I saw it because it was about a decade ago now thank you for still having the video up and thank you for producing your content.

  • @Frixworks
    @Frixworks 2 года назад +26

    I love watching this to remind myself that I'm sane.

  • @codwhores6776
    @codwhores6776 6 лет назад +183

    Hey guys, Space Jew here. Today I'd like to talk about how i had to teleport my ass here apparently because i failed jew school.

    • @larrytinsley4247
      @larrytinsley4247 2 месяца назад

      maybe you'll get it next time

    • @zr0fluxxx452
      @zr0fluxxx452 Месяц назад

      That's why y'all are good with numbers... You guys had to learn maths twice

  • @Zcomett
    @Zcomett 9 лет назад +252

    Wait, wait, wait wait wait.
    People actually believe this?
    Like, BELIEVE believe?

    • @tuttifongul2006
      @tuttifongul2006 9 лет назад +42

      yes, yes, yes. people do believe this nonsense. jordan makes a living pushing this brand of bullshit and folks get quite pissy when you tell them jordan is full of crap.

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 лет назад +40

      Yes, and that's the sad thing. This movie even makes Scientology seem sane.

    • @UnblestMATT
      @UnblestMATT 9 лет назад +8

      TheLeftLibertarianAtheist Sadly, this shit steals a lot from Scientology.

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 лет назад +4

      UnblestMATT He does? Jordan never spoke of Xenu or e-meters.

    • @UnblestMATT
      @UnblestMATT 9 лет назад +3

      TheLeftLibertarianAtheist Not actual things like that but the whole schools where you become "spiritually enlightened" and the alien souls on Earth all really parallel Scientology believes. I'm an ex-Scientologist, by the way.

  • @elisabethkanter
    @elisabethkanter 4 дня назад

    I’ve watched this movie to fall asleep almost every night for 11 years. 🌟 autism 🌟

  • @bigdeal4real1
    @bigdeal4real1 2 года назад +22

    I never understood it myself, but my dad always told me that the book of revelations wasn’t something in the future…it had already happened. Not sure of his reasoning for this but it came to mind while watching your video. Wish I’d asked him to explain his reasoning before he passed.

    • @migueloblogs8134
      @migueloblogs8134 2 года назад +4

      Your dad was right and his intuition told him what he needed to know.
      Your dad is always with you and loves you and understands you

    • @bezalelthecreative8503
      @bezalelthecreative8503 2 года назад +13

      Your dad was right. Revelations was about the Roman Empire. The books in the bible were written for people of it’s time never for the generation thousands of years later.

    • @GodCalledDalAnswered
      @GodCalledDalAnswered 10 месяцев назад +3

      It’s still it come. Don’t believe this world. Call upon Jesus and ask for the Holy Spirit that will lead you into all truth. Don’t die being deceived.

    • @RealSweatyGamer
      @RealSweatyGamer 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@GodCalledDalAnswered So what if you were made to be an orphan at birth and lived in the wild your whole life, never hearing of the concept of god or religion. According to your religion, you'd be sent to suffer in hell for eternity for not accepting god. What a wonderful and flawless belief system you have!

    • @GSPV33
      @GSPV33 Месяц назад

      ​@@RealSweatyGamer I believe it's a fairly core Christian/ Catholic tenet that individuals have access to experience God even alone, via the Holy Spirit, and thus are perhaps capable of accepting Christ(God) and being saved, even without having to learn the names/words/concepts we use to describe it. In other words, a relationship with God, rather than a simple logical belief in a set of historical events.

  • @blackgreninja1
    @blackgreninja1 3 года назад +129

    Doctor: "you have 59 minutes and 6 seconds to live"
    Me:

  • @guitartruong3981
    @guitartruong3981 4 года назад +727

    Being unironically into this channel for the deep sci-fi lore

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 3 года назад +66

      Same when I was a kid I semi believed this now I just came back after many years and I see it as more of a comic book or Sci-Fi cartoon movie.

    • @foxboi327
      @foxboi327 2 года назад +2

      @@ryadh456 yeah it’s honestly really interesting.

    • @sirjanska9575
      @sirjanska9575 2 года назад +11

      It's just a ton of mindless detail with little to no substance to any of it

    • @DimitriPelletierYoutube
      @DimitriPelletierYoutube 2 года назад

      @@ryadh456 lmao how it is

    • @cat-le1hf
      @cat-le1hf Год назад +3

      @@sirjanska9575 it's like 99.9% of fiction... that's why we love it

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 2 года назад +80

    This is by far the most enjoyable and entertaining pseudo archeological/historical video I’ve ever seen. Really, great job!

  • @Nozzleeeee
    @Nozzleeeee 4 месяца назад +1

    It's amazing that that collectively there is an awakening and that a lot of concepts within this video and channel is bubbling to the surface of common consciousness. The fact that there's a podcast episode of Joe Rogan and Katt Williams discussing Annunaki and thier influence on humanity, reassures me that this information is meant to enlighten and inform.

  • @discosteve8666
    @discosteve8666 5 лет назад +814

    This is what happens when you mix weapons-grade LSD with Scientology.

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 4 года назад +4

      Maybe he just played xenosaga

    • @reuelcelestial9567
      @reuelcelestial9567 4 года назад +2

      @@cossaizy6309 😂

    • @criticsrus6184
      @criticsrus6184 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣

    • @tylerwilczynski5929
      @tylerwilczynski5929 4 года назад +13

      That's what I thought when I heard the part about the low level spirits or demons infected people or whatever. I'd put money L Ron Hubbard was basically being told some version of this and stopped the person there and was like "yeah that's good enough I can make a religion with that, I'll just toss in some aliens and soup cans or some shit"

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 3 года назад +2

      Or maybe just some burning bush...

  • @CookieDynamics
    @CookieDynamics 9 лет назад +88

    I loved this video, but it's filled with radical assertions without any evidence to back them up that honestly makes it impossible for me to take it seriously in any way.
    Still, though, it was very nice to watch as a work of fiction.

    • @spirittalk3713
      @spirittalk3713 9 лет назад +7

      Ya, because its a theory, he even did say he wasn't saying these were exact fact, but people have their own predictions of the universe, I mean, I can see where he's coming from but that doesn't mean that I put my full faith into this video, but I can see that their was a time when people were more enlightened or more open to enlightment ideas, I mean, I understand, its OK to be skeptical and have your own predictions but its a little ignorant to just bash enlightment and call it fiction, stuff like this is powerful, people have been slaughtered for thousands of years to keep stuff like this secret based on its powerful knowledge, js.

    • @Draycko
      @Draycko 9 лет назад +14

      Spirit Talk Then It's a horrible theory that, unlike most theories based in science, has nothing to back it up.

    • @Draycko
      @Draycko 9 лет назад +12

      What Jordan says has no basis in science. Seriously, most of the shit he says is demonstrably wrong. For example: Jews are NOT aliens from space.

    • @sciencewithsteve6832
      @sciencewithsteve6832 9 лет назад

      Spirit Talk A theory without evidence is imagination run a mock. *SMUG FACE*

    • @fuzzballfoxonionring6729
      @fuzzballfoxonionring6729 9 лет назад

      Science with Steve This isn't a theory. It's a hypothesis.

  • @bibszondo7103
    @bibszondo7103 Год назад +3

    Years later I still go back to watch it so informative

  • @meganmagdelaine
    @meganmagdelaine 14 дней назад

    6:25 is all I needed to hear. Thank you ✨

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 4 года назад +714

    *_[CITATION NEEDED INTENSIFIES]_*

    • @bigfly1391
      @bigfly1391 4 года назад +74

      Garou It’s his ass, the most credible source of information in the world.

    • @hermanmortensen
      @hermanmortensen 4 года назад +15

      @@bigfly1391 And now ladies and gentleman. The man with the power to pull an integer human history out of his ass

    • @JayAlastor
      @JayAlastor 4 года назад +6

      Read description....

    • @spacebeam6480
      @spacebeam6480 4 года назад +5

      The sources are in the end credits as well.

    • @SteampunkPhoenix
      @SteampunkPhoenix 4 года назад +25

      Its good fiction though. I'd like to see a sci fi movie or series based on this stuff. A new star gate series would work nicely

  • @andrewcarr2023
    @andrewcarr2023 3 года назад +794

    I love this. It's absolutely bonkers, but really fun to watch. It's like watching Ancient Aliens on the History channel.

    • @ntck
      @ntck 3 года назад +9

      this.

    • @marinecsgo6141
      @marinecsgo6141 2 года назад +19

      It's the Hidden Truth.

    • @mulagangsqueegi8776
      @mulagangsqueegi8776 2 года назад +1

      Man ancient aliens used to be my shii! They make it seem like science fiction and joke around as if all of it is just “conspiracy theories”. Makes it hard to decipher which subjects are just that or the truth. What can i say though? It’s a government controlled program.

    • @fatdogman
      @fatdogman 2 года назад +13

      @Jacque did you hear the tree that fell in your back yard. when you went there?

    • @0r0r0
      @0r0r0 2 года назад +11

      Open your mind. Anything is possible. Why not this?

  • @wilson1799
    @wilson1799 4 месяца назад +7

    As a history teacher, I use this video to teach psuedohistory and the techniques that are used to lie. Thank you!

  • @albie9322
    @albie9322 Год назад +15

    This continues to be one of the best pieces of comedy writing i have ever seen, 10 years after i first saw it and i still randomly come back just for a good laugh

    • @pikes732
      @pikes732 10 месяцев назад +2

      does he really believe in all this? Are we just collectively laughing at a man going through a psychosis episode?

  • @ThatGamerDude9000
    @ThatGamerDude9000 6 лет назад +540

    All those who think citations are needed just haven't gotten their Kundalini to rise to their 38th chakra, awakening them to the truths of the 42nd dimension. Get on my level scrublords.

    • @spam_1224
      @spam_1224 6 лет назад +39

      im global elite in csgo, does that count?

    • @misterman9523
      @misterman9523 6 лет назад +14

      Tristan Billington
      Your mind has now managed to comprehend infinite dimensions

    • @drewdurant3835
      @drewdurant3835 5 лет назад +1

      Wow... just wow. All I can say

    • @rhysdavies3479
      @rhysdavies3479 5 лет назад

      Aww do you feel butthurt my dear friend

    • @mr.peridot9720
      @mr.peridot9720 5 лет назад +4

      Rhys Davies r/woooosh

  • @danjones9082
    @danjones9082 4 года назад +480

    Geophysicist here. I study specifically geomagnetism and tectonics, and I feel obliged to admit that almost every single thing detailed in this video that is about anything geological, from the scale of details to entire theories, was complete and utter deeply misinformed and misinterpreted nonsense. That being said I love this video

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 3 года назад +51

      I'm a biochemist. I don't come here for pure science cuz that would be really dumb

    • @ZephLodwick
      @ZephLodwick 3 года назад +17

      This would make a cool setting for a fantasy story.

    • @sleeway6928
      @sleeway6928 3 года назад +8

      This isn’t exact science and it isn’t a 100% right it’s a theory

    • @ZephLodwick
      @ZephLodwick 3 года назад +46

      @@sleeway6928 I don't think you know what a theory is in the sciences.

    • @sleeway6928
      @sleeway6928 3 года назад +6

      Zeph Lodwick you see this isn’t science though. If you didn’t take his words so literally it would make more sense to you

  • @ultrastandphoenix1883
    @ultrastandphoenix1883 5 месяцев назад +8

    Am back to watch this because i was telling a co worker about it .I go home, talked to wifey, and bam. It pops up .thank the lord .

    • @EvilSapphireR
      @EvilSapphireR 2 месяца назад +1

      Creepy

    • @Whenthoughtsmaycome
      @Whenthoughtsmaycome Месяц назад +1

      If you liked it, not trying to promote my self just sharing, I’ve got video I made about the advanced technology used on these megalithic sites. Everything in this video is really heady, but there are tons of physical evidence of things like circular saws and drill cores, also moving 1,000 ton blocks over 500 miles.

  • @Dionaea_floridensis
    @Dionaea_floridensis 7 месяцев назад +2

    This sounds like the coolest JRPG ever

  • @deaths4333
    @deaths4333 5 лет назад +98

    This entire video is like having a mental breakdown while holding a pen.

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 4 года назад +119

    You can start watching this video at any point, and it would make just as much sense.

    • @elfertrn
      @elfertrn 2 года назад +2

      He went from Jewish people time traveling and now he’s talking about martians sinking Atlantis or something I think

    • @macc1232
      @macc1232 2 года назад +1

      @@elfertrn wtf are you talking about?

  • @otherone4804
    @otherone4804 Месяц назад +2

    18:12 saving my place cause I know I’m never gonna find where I was in this fucking video

  • @hykalia7650
    @hykalia7650 7 месяцев назад +3

    I’m probably not the first person to say this, but y’all need to chill tf out! 😂
    Lol

  • @gill984
    @gill984 6 лет назад +351

    This is like extra credits for crazy people

    • @plasmaballin
      @plasmaballin 5 лет назад +23

      I knew it seemed familiar. Extra Credits has a series on actual history.

    • @dr.anderson1847
      @dr.anderson1847 5 лет назад +23

      That would imply extra credits wasn't crazy, this is more of extra credits for stoners where instead of arguing for the rights of pixels on a screen this guy argues for the rights of Jews from another dimension that lost their god privileges

    • @noriyakigumble3011
      @noriyakigumble3011 5 лет назад +3

      What if it’s a Dr Jekyll and mr Hyde scenario?

    • @bethbartlett5692
      @bethbartlett5692 5 лет назад +1

      For a reasonable perspective of Weighing this theory:
      Research Ancient History - Emergence of the 4 Major Religions - then apply the Unified Field Theory and come back and watch again.
      Also - Quantum Physics and the Laws of the Universe.
      P.S. Edgar Cayce read the Bible cover to cover every year of his life from 8 yrs old on -

    • @AsIfItNeverWas
      @AsIfItNeverWas 5 лет назад

      They actually sound pretty similar

  • @Dracus_Dakkrius
    @Dracus_Dakkrius 5 лет назад +199

    Wow, The Elder Scrolls' lore is deep.

    • @jesseblythe9126
      @jesseblythe9126 4 года назад +5

      Have you been to the sky district recently?

    • @thebaincurse984
      @thebaincurse984 4 года назад

      Where dolmens come from loo

    • @laalki80
      @laalki80 4 года назад +1

      The ES lore at least makes some sense. This is just lunacy wrapped around idiocy with a shitload-side order of word salad.

    • @juliaidk142
      @juliaidk142 4 года назад +1

      @@laalki80 That's alot of Elder Scrolls lore tbh

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 3 года назад +2

      Spirit Science is teaching us how to achieve Chim

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 3 месяца назад +5

    “Try to keep an open mind, as there is very little evidence for what I’m about to say.”
    …you should have put this disclaimer at the beginning of the video.

  • @patternwhisperer4048
    @patternwhisperer4048 7 месяцев назад +12

    Source: "trust me bro"

  • @GangsterHutterite
    @GangsterHutterite 10 лет назад +49

    I finally found something for which the phrase "fractal wrongness" applies!

  • @leelane9418
    @leelane9418 4 года назад +234

    I watched this video for the first time when I was 12. I’m 20 now and I can honestly say this video changed my life.

    • @adamandom
      @adamandom 4 года назад +72

      it changed my life too, brother. I'd never seen such a compelling anime that made me feel the way I do now before this.

    • @riarising8630
      @riarising8630 4 года назад +2

      Sammmmme

    • @kve5520
      @kve5520 3 года назад +27

      That's sad.

    • @caylorcarney501
      @caylorcarney501 3 года назад +32

      Space jew

    • @elimurillorios3531
      @elimurillorios3531 3 года назад +29

      space jew

  • @woaq4486
    @woaq4486 Год назад +2

    This is so ridiculously untrue but I still like coming back to it sometimes

    • @Senny_V
      @Senny_V Год назад

      @@Knight_647 Did you like goblin?

  • @whereami7586
    @whereami7586 7 месяцев назад +4

    This guys the emperor of planet yapptopia

  • @jsly621
    @jsly621 4 года назад +311

    1989:
    Christ Energy Grid Activates
    Alien Grays are Repulsed from Earth
    Nintendo Gameboy is Released

  • @PebkioNomare
    @PebkioNomare 10 лет назад +105

    This is still one of my favorite videos on youtube. Not because it's so chock full of truth that it fills my life with hope... or something. No no, it's because I find it incredibly funny.
    Jordan took a look at everything that a lot of people believed and said "I'll have all of that... in a big bucket." But really, I'm a sucker for fantasy stories, and this one is the perfect storm.
    It's like how my favorite FF7 rumor was the one that incorporated four other rumors and ended with making a giant cheese sandwich.

    • @WhentheworldendsWWYD
      @WhentheworldendsWWYD 10 лет назад +13

      Yeah, there's really no way to prove any of this, i mean come on. Time travelling Hebrews? Having sex in a higher dimension? Greys attempting to take over the world?
      Still it's pretty fun to watch.

    • @PebkioNomare
      @PebkioNomare 10 лет назад +8

      Actually, Jordan makes some claims that would really be easy to prove wrong or right.
      The emerald tablets, for one.
      The rooms under the pyramid for two.
      The people with different DNA for three.
      Unfortunately, the unstated claim that could be used to explain why we can't test those bits of physical evidence is "conspiracy" or something along those lines. And "conspiracy" is an easy "get out of proving claims" card.
      And, also unfortunately, to prove just one of those things as true wouldn't do much to prove the rest of it as true. Although, those tablets would be massively big news. I mean, something that's atomically fixed? That would break almost every physical theory we're actively using.

    • @areebakarim5134
      @areebakarim5134 2 года назад

      😂😂😂 for real

    • @zephlodwick1009
      @zephlodwick1009 Год назад +1

      Someone, maybe me, should take all the stuff Jordan says in his videos and synthesize them into a work of epic fantasy. Like Tolkien meets FMA.

  • @BlueJoshi
    @BlueJoshi 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is one of my favourite pieces of fantasy fiction. I want to play in this D&D setting.

  • @musicvideosish
    @musicvideosish 10 месяцев назад +3

    This comment section saddens me. This many people have never had encounters. I learned from Drunvalo. Experiences that slapped the skeptic out of me. We all have spiritual abilities that help us in this life. Doubt creates a block. I was once that way too.

    • @quinn1606
      @quinn1606 10 месяцев назад

      me ow im a little catgirl

    • @hydromokuba
      @hydromokuba 2 месяца назад

      Oh yea definitely, I can use my super cool awsome psychic powers to know what you're full of shit!

  • @Surfboarder4
    @Surfboarder4 5 лет назад +286

    i want a 5 hour FULL version

    • @c.d.dailey8013
      @c.d.dailey8013 5 лет назад +16

      Ooh la la! I watched just one hour, and it totally blew my mind. If there were five hours, I would watch the heck out of it.

    • @kinsale186
      @kinsale186 4 года назад +4

      C. D. Dailey smh get a life

    • @jshwaa1234
      @jshwaa1234 4 года назад +8

      @@kinsale186 try living yours

    • @kinsale186
      @kinsale186 4 года назад

      jshwaa Try getting one :)

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 3 года назад +2

      @@kinsale186 stop smoking that burning bush bruh

  • @The_Wonders_of_Engineering
    @The_Wonders_of_Engineering 6 лет назад +320

    the end of evangelion makes sense now

    • @Pyrus425
      @Pyrus425 6 лет назад +8

      Anthony M watching this video made me want to get Tanged

    • @LS-wf2jo
      @LS-wf2jo 6 лет назад +16

      I just finished evangelion . This vid makes evangelion look like a simple childs bedtime story

    • @DoujinRonin
      @DoujinRonin 6 лет назад +1

      Anthony M you killed me with this XD

    • @omshanti3462
      @omshanti3462 6 лет назад

      Gavin Macpherson-Smith or some are not aware, you will learn when you do the thing you "think is dying"

    • @The_Wonders_of_Engineering
      @The_Wonders_of_Engineering 6 лет назад +1

      Evangelion has few really outstanding and impressive moments and a handful of pretty good episodes. After episode 13 or so the series becomes pretentious garbage from the mind of someone who was on drugs and going through a mental breakdown and to this day says fans read way too deep into Evangelion.

  • @michellelingg8795
    @michellelingg8795 Год назад

    You’re truly amazing! I love all your hard work. Thank you! 🥰

  • @JackYOgurl606
    @JackYOgurl606 2 месяца назад +1

    I remember watching this a LONG ass time ago... probably the first video that catapulted my thirst for knowledge about History and The Universe.

  • @MetalMaestro
    @MetalMaestro 7 лет назад +603

    A whole lotta [citation needed]

    • @vermition
      @vermition 6 лет назад +3

      Metal Maestro lol

    • @ansixi4194
      @ansixi4194 6 лет назад +45

      Source cited is the authors ASS

    • @austritistan3337
      @austritistan3337 6 лет назад +3

      I thought you're Fort Minor

    • @blackhairedgoon8218
      @blackhairedgoon8218 6 лет назад +12

      LokiRudder
      Where? I didn't see any at all.

    • @gandalfthegrape2784
      @gandalfthegrape2784 6 лет назад +9

      BlackHairedGoo n "Mer huly buuuk!!" and "dis wierdo hippie in a poneetale!!!"

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 5 лет назад +382

    Nobody:
    The bowling alley screen when you get a strike:

    • @chrisyeomans5547
      @chrisyeomans5547 4 года назад +55

      This dumb fucking meme would work just the same without the "nobody:"

    • @nate_k123
      @nate_k123 4 года назад +19

      How very reddit of you

    • @waterPsychiatrist
      @waterPsychiatrist 3 года назад +3

      Listen Mysterious JoJo, I like you and all but you gotta stop putting "Nobody" in your comments

    • @addamz3277
      @addamz3277 3 года назад +1

      This has got to be the stupid trend in comment sections EVER

    • @godzillaworks4585
      @godzillaworks4585 3 года назад

      Hello homestuck pfp, I absolutely should have expected to see you here

  • @scezich6126
    @scezich6126 Год назад +4

    Fnaf lore according to Alex Jones

  • @tomc3891
    @tomc3891 2 года назад +12

    Ten years later I've found this and God I didn't realise how much I needed it 😍

  • @MegaFREAK313
    @MegaFREAK313 9 лет назад +326

    This is for all of you "intellectuals" out there, he says in the beginning to take it with a grain of salt and that it's just a theory. He literally tells you that this isn't fact but you can believe it if you want to. The fun thing is that these theories has more proof than the bible, quran and torah combined. If you would see someone making an 60 minutes long video explaining christianity and the stories of the bible it would sound justt as crazy. So get off your high horses and watch it with an open mind for god's sake.

    • @kryl476
      @kryl476 9 лет назад

      oh i wish jordan didn't promise his followers there will be modern technology. even intellect all over the world swirling around eating fried noodles.

    • @3JABO
      @3JABO 9 лет назад +1

      Thanks for this. Well said

    • @aaronn
      @aaronn 9 лет назад +10

      This has the same amount of evidence as all those holy books do, ZERO! Btw, this isn't a theory, I really can't even call it a hypothesis. It's a fictional story.

    • @MegaFREAK313
      @MegaFREAK313 9 лет назад +11

      Animi Would you mind watching it before you claim that? I am not stating this is fact, i don't think it is either, but it LITERALLY have more proof than the holy books. If this video with martians on earth and antlantians sound crazy to you, read the bible, a giant man in the sky who created everything in the universe, a boat built by man that can contain one pair of all the animals in the world because of an enormous flood that drowned all of humanity. Mass consciousness has been proven, it has been tested like many other things in this video. So again, get off your high horse and stop thinking that you're superior because you're an atheist.

    • @josephmiller954
      @josephmiller954 9 лет назад +8

      Joel didn't just open his mind to the evidence, he opened his mind in absence of any evidence and consequently his brains fell out. Find the advocate of something genuine, like evolution, and see if they say things like, 'this isn't a fact but you can believe it anyway' etc. I watched the whole video and it was nothing but a hodgepodge of various forms of religious, spiritual and new age nonsense mixed together with science, pseudo-science and outright falsities. That someone has 'opened their mind' to this, and not just opened their mind to whatever has evidence to support it, makes a joke of the phrase to 'open your mind', as Bertrand Russell pointed out so well - don't open your mind so far that your brains fall out.

  • @Enlighten0ne
    @Enlighten0ne 3 года назад +22

    I took a large amount of magic mushrooms an mother nature was telling me about the ppl who came here to earth started destroying her an changed ppl who was already here into thinking material stuff is what matters ...

  • @johnnybravo8824
    @johnnybravo8824 Год назад +1

    I was 16 when I first saw this video. Still love it. Thank you

  • @frankdecron1306
    @frankdecron1306 2 года назад +5

    Proof: just trust me bro…

  • @plasmaballin
    @plasmaballin 5 лет назад +45

    Wait a second...this is History of the World, Part II. Just as comedic as the original and including the "Jews in Space" scene featured at the end of Part 1 (slightly updated into "Hebrews from space"). Weird that Mel Brooks decided to release it via RUclips.

    • @doylethelovely2555
      @doylethelovely2555 4 года назад

      Joseph Noonan honestly bill hurtz should be offended

  • @AlecSharratt101
    @AlecSharratt101 8 лет назад +283

    Love the comments here... "its just a theory"... No, gravity and evolution are theories, this is nonsense.

    • @BrainEatPenguin
      @BrainEatPenguin 8 лет назад +20

      +Alec Sharratt they don't know what a theory is.

    • @codysteffey7854
      @codysteffey7854 8 лет назад +5

      Gravity isn't a theory? Evolution is a theory but Gravity is proven.

    • @BrainEatPenguin
      @BrainEatPenguin 8 лет назад +36

      Cody Steffey Theories are proven, evolution is just as much a fact as gravity.

    • @anunkash5185
      @anunkash5185 8 лет назад +4

      +Alec Sharratt nothing in the definition of theory implies it can't be nonsense.
      lots of theorys involving theoretical physics and quantum mechanics that are nonsensical. i'm not defending this as a legitimate theory as extraordinary claims do require extraordinary evidence, but i am defending the definition of a theory.

    • @BrainEatPenguin
      @BrainEatPenguin 8 лет назад +5

      Anun Kash quantum mechanics is nonsensical if you don't understand it.

  • @AsRmNinemilli9
    @AsRmNinemilli9 Год назад +2

    The martians in here calling it bs lmaoo

  • @aaronoriain229
    @aaronoriain229 3 месяца назад +1

    this is a great sci fi premise, kinda want a show on this like a GOT type thing

  • @Raptor_Ren
    @Raptor_Ren 10 лет назад +77

    Though I certainly find some of these videos difficult to accept, given I've neither seen nor experienced anything that could give them credibility, I dislike that the vast majority of comments on these videos are flat-out calling them stupid and rejecting everything they say. I believe the best way to find your own truth is to study all points of view without rejecting any, and see which pieces YOU think fit the puzzle. This allows us to form our own belief systems that guide us through life, and give rise to the diversity that makes humanity what it is.

    • @CplEthane
      @CplEthane 10 лет назад +6

      That sure is a lot of words to say _HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M A SANCTIMONIOUS FUCK BOLSTERED BY IGNORANCE_

    • @Raptor_Ren
      @Raptor_Ren 10 лет назад +18

      Believe what you will, it's your right. I just hope what you believe (or don't believe) helps you to live a fulfilling life 😉.

    • @williameedubsix
      @williameedubsix 10 лет назад +15

      Owned with kindness

    • @CplEthane
      @CplEthane 10 лет назад +4

      I know one thing for sure -- believing the shit spewed by Spirit "Science" can be a detriment to a fulfilling or any other kind of life. Especially the stuff around "healing properties" of woo woo shit like crystals. This nonsense hurts people who should be turning to proper medical care, and fools like you who perpetuate it are helping it do so.
      But hey keep pretending that gutter you're currently stumbling through is actually the high road. Maybe one day when you're still shuffling through the fecal matter, you'll realize that the bullshit smell that permeates your surroundings comes from, well, _bullshit_.

    • @Raptor_Ren
      @Raptor_Ren 10 лет назад +9

      CplEthane
      I believe you've misinterpreted the information given about crystals. They won't heal wounds or cure diseases, but are used to try and increase mental health, by making one calm, loving, etc. If something increases mental health, it should also increase general physical well-being. Anybody knows that being under a ton of stress can give you headaches, or even make you feel sick to your stomach. This is the extent of the healing crystals are supposed to perform.(from what I've learned, I haven't studied spirituality for more than a few months) I feel this is the last time we'll probably communicate, so let me leave you with a quote to ponder on, if you wish it.
      "if science proves some belief of Buddhism is wrong, Buddhism must change" -The Dalai Lama.
      I believe accepting an opposing view from time to time can help people grow. That is my personal belief, and I thank you for sharing yours.
      Namaste, and God Bless CplEthane.

  • @WickerManLP
    @WickerManLP 8 лет назад +466

    That was the best Science-Fiction move i have ever seen ! so intresting!

    • @dz44011
      @dz44011 8 лет назад +3

      +TheShreyax. same lol

    • @Dontreadthis0
      @Dontreadthis0 8 лет назад +13

      i watch it as a comedy. It makes me crack up

    • @rainverrev2307
      @rainverrev2307 8 лет назад +26

      Oh Jordan, jews aren't from space. *audience laughs*

    • @Morgothlord47
      @Morgothlord47 8 лет назад +35

      It's only fiction if you chose to believe it as such. I see it as a possibility.

    • @Dontreadthis0
      @Dontreadthis0 8 лет назад

      +xXN00bPwnerXx OH snap. He just got rekt.

  • @Dionaea_floridensis
    @Dionaea_floridensis 7 месяцев назад +1

    Monolith Soft watching this and taking notes vigorously

  • @Hunnihazel
    @Hunnihazel 10 месяцев назад +2

    We all need to connect in the comments

  • @brennanherring9059
    @brennanherring9059 3 года назад +26

    Imagine if humans go extinct and this is the only record of our existence...

    • @deathxanamon7211
      @deathxanamon7211 5 месяцев назад +2

      We'll seem absolutely insane (interpret that how you wish)

    • @C.C.369
      @C.C.369 3 месяца назад

      If this is the story of the emerald tablets and the emerald tablets are as he said made out of some alchemical substance that's indestructible then this would be indeed the last record that remains of the history of this planet. Cheers! 👌😁

  • @thechicken5939
    @thechicken5939 6 лет назад +278

    Scientist: And I would have gotten with telling people we evolved if it wasn’t for those meddling space Jews .

    • @popebonez884
      @popebonez884 5 лет назад +3

      Makes Hitler look a bit different now, Doesn't it? lol

    • @dominickrone6439
      @dominickrone6439 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @shiramagrisso133
      @shiramagrisso133 5 лет назад

      @@popebonez884 disgusting comment.

    • @rayortiz3573
      @rayortiz3573 5 лет назад

      Shira Magrisso not really your just indoctrinated

    • @rayortiz3573
      @rayortiz3573 5 лет назад

      PopeBonez hitler actually wasnt a evil man there's a deeper meaning why America makes hitler a outright demon

  • @chovelixo
    @chovelixo 4 месяца назад

    I know for a fact that Capital Steez saw and appreciated this video back in the days…
    Sending love to everyone who still here. Love u steez

  • @MalacandraEnjoyer413
    @MalacandraEnjoyer413 2 года назад +14

    I think I'm gonna borrow some elements from the lore of this if I'm ever going to make my own Fantasy world that is completely unhinged to reality. It'll make anything based on Scientology look like child's play.