American Reacts to Funniest Football Chants in England
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- American Reacts to Funniest Football Chants in England. Reacting to the funniest football chants in England. The chants are quite hilarious, maybe not for the players or people they are directed at, but hearing these chants shows a distinct difference in US and English football chants.
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American chants are about pumping up your own team. English chants are about taking the piss out of the opposition, referees and also themselves 🤣
Agree bro , English sense of humour
Nobody is safe from an English chant xD
Only English? Maybe listen to some Scottish ones then
Yup never challenge the British in the terraces they will out sing you all day long 😂
@@boredweegie553 the scots a brutal, if you can understand some of the brogue
Best one I’ve ever heard “You should have stayed in a burger” to Ipswich goalie Dean Gherkin
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Proper lol’ed!! 😆😆😆😆
Thats fucking brilliant 😂😂
Brilliant 🤣
Why is a comment about my local team the top comment 🤣
I remember at a ipswich game we were chanting you fat B****d to paddy kenny back in the day
"You're just a shit tesco sandwich!" To goalkeeper Elliott Justham was a classic.
LOL!
🤣
Our old keeper hope he's doing well.
Good old justham lol
@@dabro2080 He's smashing it dude
Unless you're born and raised in the UK it's hard to understand how we are. All of this sounds really offensive to american ears, but to us this is banter and everyone knows that it's all in good fun. The people who get offended by this are the people who just don't understand us and the sort of culture we have. A lot of our humour is insult based, and if you can't handle that you probably can't handle the UK.
As an American, this makes me want to move to England.
You’d have your career ended if you were found out saying shit like this here and we’re supposed to be the country with free speech and you don’t see chants like that here it’s one of the few things I like about England we are seen to be out there but you guys are too
Could not of put it better !
🤓🤓🤓
The Adam Johnson chant was banter but it was true
Chants like this don't even raise an eyebrow in the UK.
Not in Sweden either where the chants are the same 😁
EXACTLY
So true🤣
@@jarpa153 you sing songs about Adam Johnson? You should be more original
Singing about paedophiles in this country is the norm 😂😂
I work security at football in England my favourite chant is - “ we’re shit and we’re beating you “ I miss the football and I’m not even a fan
lets pretend we scored a goal i liked - cos we were awful back then
One of my favourites is 'how sh*t must you be, we lose every week'
My favourite is when both teams are shit so they chant “we’re fucking shit” and the away fans will reply with “were fucking worse”
@@HA8X This will be Fulham vs Newcastle on the last day in the prem. We both deserve to be relegated.
@@HA8X United are better
Back in the 70's (don't remember which game)The Arsenal requested no swearing in the match day programme (magazine). The chant 'we're not swearing anymore' went up. The visiting team rudely scored 1st, to which the natural chant was 'you're gonna to get your f'king heads kicked in' followed by 'swearing is back'. Never try to sanitize a tribe.
Lmaoo I can believe it
GUNNERS🎉
I hope the humour in the chants persist. When i went in t' 70's, it was mostly about knuckling, taking "ends" etc...
yeah remember that period ...hes here hes there we,re not allowed to swear Edddie gray Eddie gray
I remember one game at old trafford, i think we were playing Juventus, and there were big announcements made prior to the game telling everyone to remain seated for the whole game or they may be asked to leave - the second the match kicked off about 70,000 fans stood up, and remained so for the entire game
I recall the English fans during the BP oil crisis where singing to the American team "You're not swimming anymore"
Well they aren’t anymore either lol
The serious honour on this guy calling it "American football" rather than just "football." Mad respect
Word, most Americans wouldn’t
He should be calling it, American soccer
@@turtleneckless I think American rugby with protection would be more fitting
He should call it football though.
@@OhEidirsceoil I'll just sit here laughing in British as the football WE know and the football AMERICA knows are entirely different.
American sports fans: DEFENCE!... DEFENCE!
British sports fans: Okay lads, I've got a lovely little chant about the opposition winger's wife cheating on him with his brother to the tune of bread of heaven, I'll count us in...
I laughed hard at this.
@@lawsonbriggs5416 me to 🤣
I mean that's pretty much how it goes 🤣🤣
Fuckin hell 🤣🤣
You stole that comment, loser
"Jimmy Savile, he's probably your dad" might just be the absolute pinnacle of English football chants
Only the Leeds would sing that!! Hahahaha 🤣🤣
@@ricklufc Leeds fans say whatever they want
@@LUFC_MAS I know I'm a Leeds fan
@@staytrue5307 thats because half the ppl at football games r drunk
@@ryamporter221 Might have been weird to feel just one udder though ;)
For the first 2 chants, Adam Johnson was actually convicted for that. They didn’t just pick a random opposing player. It happened when he was at Sunderland because the lyrics should say “Stadium of Light” (Sunderland’s stadium).
Crazy. Was this sang outside of stadium of light looks near it coz of the metro station
@@flightplanaviation. newcastle fans travlling to sunderland away
@@flightplanaviation.mags fans away
He was convicted for doing stuff with a 15 year old. Not quite pedophilia.
@@cockoffgewgle4993 still counts as pedophilia
America: "We're the land of the free!"
Also America: "You can't chant that!"
Free speech as long as I agree with what you say
@@estbgti424 land of the free (terms and conditions apply)
The United States doesn't even make the top-ten most free countries anymore, it's FIFTEENTH.
@@estbgti424 OK, but can't I call him a liar?
@@estbgti424 lol well at least no one in the US gets arrested for mean tweets
Imagine if he knew all of the slang terms and who Jimmy saville was
I don't know if I'm hoping if these chants were recorded before or after he croaked
He does, he made a comparison to how such a chant would be received in America
@@tafua_a the public generally didn't know about it until shortly after he died
@@achannel1818 I know, that's why I don't know if I prefer the scenario where they knew what he did or didn't
Pretty well everyone everywhere knows who Jimmy Saville was.
I went on a school trip to San Francisco and we went to a baseball game, none of us knew anything about the players so we just picked the guy infront of us (J.D. Davis), did a bit of research and for 5 hours straight, hurled as many English chants as we could at him to the extent that, by the next morning his girlfriends Instagram had gone private
That the highlight of your life?
@@jadem694 calm down sad act .
@@conaldfedsmoker7238 JD Davis must be his dad.
@@jadem694 an anecdote doesn't exactly mean what you implied it does.
@@jadem694 roastie detected
As an Argentinean I've heard brutal chants before but the Brits are hilarious 😂😂
I bet there's some very spicy chants down south! Have always wanted to got to a Buenos Aires Derby, but as an Englishman....is this wise?
We're also very sexy.
I’m delighted that you appreciate our fine culture
Hi From The UK And Yes I Agree We As Brits Do Like To Chant lots We Have Even Sung About Argentina Mainly ( don't cry for me Argentina ) even though We Weren't Playing Argentina Some Fan Get So Drunk It's Hard To Keep There Chants Clean
@@1393_JoeTurner Hi Joe, yeah I knew about that one lol in Argentina there's a silly chant too "The one that doesn't jump is an English man" 🤣
I remember going to a baseball game and being like... "what the hell, everyone just sits together all quiet like this?". And the dude I was with was like "is this not how sports are in the uk?" 🤣 noooo
True! I went to a baseball game in Toronto. Left halfway through for same reason
Just cus I’m curious how did that conversation go?
IKR they have insane crowds at COLLEGE football ( US style ) n they dont say a word
I'm from England. I once visited my family in Australia, and my cousin was in a "Touch footie" game, he got roughly tackled, and I instinctively shouted "Oi, ref, open your fucking eyes!". Then realised, the whole crowd was looking at me like I had raped their mothers. Embarrassing.
@@ElfSixDave standard practise
Manchester used to have a Korean player and their own fans would chant
“He’ll shoot, he’ll score and he’ll eat your Labrador”
I'm guessing ji sung park
Ruthless.
As a lifetime United fan and a season ticket holder I can absolutely guarantee you these songs were never sang with racism in mind, we loved Ji Sung Park, and he loved us right back.
Oh brits being racist is all you needed to say. Especially football fans, a very huge racist crowd.
@@cazzaki9554 bollox
There's nothing I enjoy more than hearing live-match commentators apologise for the chants from the crowd, when the entire stadium is sticking it to someone.
😂
"Apologies if you heard any swearing or bad language there". Everyone watching just laughs. If you've been to a football match you know exactly what the chants are like 😂
It's even better now with no fans as you can hear the players and managers swearing so commentators have to apologise every 20 mins. Probably the only positive thing about empty stadiums!
@@generichuman2044 If you actually go to a match, rather than just watch one on the telly, you can barely hear most of these chants, because the twenty or thirty morons who make most of the obscene or abusive chants are completely drowned out by the thousands or tens of thousands of ordinary fans who are just cheering their teams on, admittedly sometimes rather humorously. However the British Media, having a certain agenda concerning young English working class men, know where the yobs stand and train their microphones onto the area. Have you never wondered why when it seems that all the stadium is singing something really objectional in unison you can make out individual voices?
@@RichardBrown7k Not sure what games you've been to, but you can absolutely hear these chants at the games because everyone joins in.
You won't hear the racist ones because those few cunts get drowned out by the majority, but these ones are all standard.
Actually mad respect to you for getting some of the very british chants, especially realising they were referencing the steward looking like Boris Johnson, I feel like a lot of people just wouldnt have got that
“You’re nothing special, we loose every week” 😂 Priceless!
Also ‘how shit must you be, its only 4-0’
Loose" you mean lose?
Best chant ever!!
That chants so funny even I paused the video and peed myself laughing.
@@deeznoots6241 loving it
"let's pretend we scored a goal" is a classic too
Sung that at Old Trafford a few times as a West Ham fan and confused the life out of their supporters
You learn more about British culture by watching football crowd videos than you do by watching "British culture" videos
the Boris Johnson one was hillarious.
wanna fight about it ?
What the overseas folks are sent via film and drama, is a reflection of what you believe to be the truth, but has no reflection in reality..
As a brit who’s seen a fair bit of footy in his time, this is extremely normal. The definition of organised chaos!
When England plays Germany: "My Grandad killed your Grandad, doodah doodah...."
underrated comment
@Prick, Scumbag College I've lost count the amount of times i heard that on a bus on the way back from a night club in my local town hahahah
2 world wars and 1 World Cup, do-dah, do-dah repeat
ad naseum
@@HalcyonAcorn You forgot the "do-dah".
@@HalcyonAcorn world cup with a ghost goal
"they'd probably put a sign up asking for no unsavoury chants"
The reason they can't do that with us, is because we'd see that sign and chant louder
And then use it to surfboard the crowd
My thoughts exactly XD
And it'd be a chant about the sign
@April Collins oh I assure you there was no slander in those chants (except the one about Jimmy saville fucking sheep)
Put up a sign
About to cry
Put up a sign
Theyve got no balls
Unsavoury chant
your mums a slag
Unsavoury chant
Your mums a slag
I swear, British football crowds are a hive mind, they all start the same chant with little to no communication and it's impressive
Britannia is a hive mind. English born hive number 1982
Must have as most football fans don’t have a brain of their own.
@@thomasquigley3686 clown
@@matthewjones3395 what? Howv
All the football chants follow rythems of well known songs, once u hear it once its super easy to pick up. slow rythem + repetitive lyrics
The “OOOOHHHH YOU FAT BASTARD” on the goal kick was funny as hell. It’s gotta be hard being a goalie because a massive majority of the time the fans behind your goal are the ones that are absolutely crazy
I’m not a football fan, but I got to experience the iconic Scotland vs Italy chant “We’re gonna deep fry yer pizzas” when I was on holiday. A lot milder than these, but still hilarious when it being belted out by 100+ voices.
Classic!
Brilliant!
My Scottish granddad owned a chipshop and used to do a deep fried pizza.
Deep fried pizza from a Scottish chippy is one of the things I miss now that I don't live in Scotland anymore
Everyone talks about Americans deep frying anything, but the Scots made deep fried Mars bars
Loved the one us scots sang at a game against italy "we're gonna deep fry your pizzas, deep fry your pizzas"
My mum went to Scotland and ordered a pizza. It was deep fried and was disgusting.
@@davesy6969 they do tend to be. Contrary to popular belief we do tend to think deepfried stuff is generally shite. Did your mum not clock what was going on and say something
Pizza fuckin crunch mate, one of my friends introduced me to it and it’s a heart attack waiting, Only the Scots 😂🏴
😂👍
Every Scots side against every Italian side chant it.
Imagine American billionaires coming to your country and trying to structure your leagues so they can make more money. Yeah, these guys ain't having it. Football is a religion in Europe. Better luck next time! #SuperLeague
Facts
Imagine billionaires from any country coming to your country and buying all of the clubs. Oh wait that's already happened 🤡
@@urmumsbaps stfu
They already did that to PL. English football atmosphere is dead above the Championship.
They tried and failed
The English do it in cricket as well. They have a band of (drunken) fans called the Barmy Army that travel the world. In Australia they chant ‘You all live in a convict colony’ to the tune of ‘we all live in a yellow submarine’. Us Aussies actually love them, they make it a great atmosphere.
Aussies have pretty good banter tbf
SuperEdge67 it's true that the UK and the Aussies and Kiwis, when we are actually so far apart, still have so much in common. Sports help that bond that I hope it will survive the Republic of Australia that is surely coming someday in the not too distant. I always wondered how the Aussies saw the Barmy Army, so it's good to know you don't take 'em too seriously. Our sense of humour seems so alike. I've noticed the Aussies pick up a lot of US English to the extent I heard an Aussie pronounce "route" like rout the other day on TV. I have even reminded Americans that route should rhyme with root otherwise the song would go (get your kicks on) rout 66!
Barmy armys scotland mate😂
@@zacferrol8558 No it’s English cricket fans. You’re very wrong!
Went to a match at Edgbaston one time where the crowd decided to "adopt" one of the fielders and cheer every little thing he did. Took his hat off? WAAAAAYYYY!!!! Put his hat back on? WAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! the whole ground went absolutely fucking buts when he actually took a catch. Good times :D
Best chant I heard was 'I predict a diet' to the tune of 'I predict a riot' by the Kaiser Chiefs, directed at an overweight Paul Robinson.
I met an American at a football match in the UK. Nice bloke, but it was like the biggest case of culture shock I’d ever witnessed when the crowd started 😂
@michael fisher it’s very dismissive to say it’s “just hooliganism”. Football and it’s fans are something I’m very proud of as an Englishman. I think it’s one of our greatest national exports. Sure there’s bad language and it can get lively, but that’s all tied to passion for the club. And let’s be real: what’s a few swear words and some shouting going to do to you!? That’s part of the charm for many. There can be violence too, but in the vast majority of cases, British fans don’t turn to violence. It’s only when you look at the fans of some other clubs and realise that going away to somewhere like Juventus or Roma in the champions league and sitting in the wrong end can actually get you stabbed, that you realise British fans are pretty hospitable. They mainly only get in trouble overseas for drinking.
I've never felt more proud. This is proper British culture
Yeah im a welsh and im proud to be British 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@@935ryan5 One of your lads is fighting tomorrow Liam Williams i hope he batters Demetrius Andrade
It's also a massive example of freedom of speech ☺️😊☺️
Got a tear in my eye.
This is one side of it. The other is 6 tanked up blokes racially abusing a woman on the underground after a game. Go Hammers!
"Lets pretend we scored a goal" is still my favourite
Favorite one was when Wayne Rooney was at Everton; 'He's fat. He's Scouse. He'll rob your fucking house. Wayne Rooney! Wayne Rooney!
or He's bald, he's French, he's always on the bench. Frank Leboef.
I hate that I can hear this XD
Experienced a basketball game in the states a few years back, everyone was chanting “ref you suck” meanwhile me and my 5 English mates were doing the famous “referees a wanker!”
The funniest I’ve ever heard was about Luiz Suarez teeth being offside😂
And the ozil's eyes are offside
Yeah me too🤣🤣🤣
And Ibras nose
I don't know if this is relevant but in the animation 'The Champions' his teeth are pretty big.
@@SubjectRandom21 😂👍 I’ll check the video.
As a British person, this guys laugh really made me happy. I love football so much and these chants are so funny 🤣
We need to take 20,000 football fans to a nfl game just to watch them cause chaos with the chants
I want to be at that game.
I have been @@TheEclecticBeard the NFL do play 1 game each year in London, now if just a couple for thousand football fans went there with their chants, man oh man would the censors be busy with their little buzzer to bleep out the chants :D
@@bazzakrak I would love to be at one of those games with a chant breaking out. OMG. The players wouldn't know how to react, much less the producers.
That would be a good laugh, but you would also need a big jail and a hospital that’s not too busy for overnight stays 😂😂😂😂
@@patmitchmitch156 Only if we bring Millwall supporters ;)
Being a brit and seeing our lads chanting brings a proud tear to my eye
And most have a pint oh I miss seeing crowds
Facts! Can’t wait to be apart of this again.. the buzz is unreal
Honestly makes me so proud to be British haha 😂
Pathetic
@@radium1977 why is it
Just saying as a fellow Englishman when the world cup is in america we need to make our impression
Imagine finally winning the world cup again and it's in America 😂
@@alecneate76 tbh i think my life will be complete when we win a world cup but imagine its in england aswell, people in 1966 were living the dream
That we do
America have never beaten England 😂
@@edisonrussell1735 I vaguely recall the US lesbian football team spanking our British lesbians 2 sore bottoms to 1.
the British are truly the most honest depiction of humanity
I think American chants are more encouragement to their own team, British chants are just mocking the other team or sometimes their own team
no its not
@@theninja2381 what's not? dummy
@@pw387 its not just about mocking other teams.. i mean did you ever hear ynwa?
@@pw387 thats not, dummy
they are just more clever, clever is not yet rooted in the american culture.
I remember when goal keeper Andy Goram of Rangers in Scotland was diagnosed (apparently) with a split personality, the Rangers fans spontaneously started the chant "there's only two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".
This one made it into my English Language course at university and I was absolutely in stitches reading about it
One of the funniest chants ever!
@@ProdigalPorcupine I liked your first post more. :-)
@@stevenmclaren2730 - Yeah, I decided I didn’t want to be ‘that ‘ fella! :-)
This is my favourite
As a proud Englishman, I fully approve of this. Carry on lads.
As an Irish man so do I, chop chop!!!
As an Irish man so do I, chop chop!!!
As a Scotsman so do I
As a northern Irish man I approve of this
Its a shame it slowly dieing out
The only chant you’ll ever need is “the referee’s a wanker” ;P x
"Dommern han er kjøpt og betalt" in Norwegian, "The ref is bought and paid". We might have yelled that as players tho 🤔🤷♂️
@@JakkeJakobsen doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue as easily but it’s cool to learn it’s equivalent in another country/culture x
I’m surprised there wasn’t a ‘is this a library’ chant on here. That’s a classic, especially if the away team are big underdogs and are winning at the ground of a big club, with all their fans silent.
You're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing anymore
Is this a library is the worst chant going, whenever I heard fans singing it I like to think it’s because they genuinely have never been in a library before because they can’t read.
Is there a fire drill? Is there a fire drill?
My favourite ever: 'When the ball hits your head, and you're sat in row Z, that's... Zamora...'
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
My favourite too... remember singing that for him at fulham when I was a kid
Love Bobby. Play off final 2014...come on you R's
@@jackthomson5047 still gives me nightmares mate! 🐏
@@tdurb0 🤣🤣👍👍
"You're sh*t but your birds are fit" has gotta be up there
England v Sweden?
From what I remember England Vs Sweden in the Euros?
England fans at tournaments can go one of two ways, having a laugh with the opposition fans and some cracking songs, or there is a riot in a town square with people getting hit with plastic chairs.
@@noahswann LOL!
When we played Iceland "your just a sht shop in London", Then lost the game hahahaha :)
@@manu-tonyo9654 I was on a flight to Barbados when England played Iceland, the Scottish pilot took great pleasure announcing as they were taxiing from the runway to the stand that England had just lost, ended it with 'That's a brilliant start to your holiday!'. Strangely, he didn't come out of the cockpit as passengers were getting off....
Irish fans to Swedish fans : “Go home to your sexy wives” X3
As a Sweden I liked this alot.... but i rather win the game :)
@@eue073 us irish know our chances of winning are slim to none but we make a good time out of it anyway
England fans to Swedish fans. "You're shit but your birds are fit."
@@FISHDINHO That was the irish again, wouldn’t be the first time you english tried to claim our things
@@gooch8121 we started don’t take me home all use nicked it so don’t give all that mate lol
"I figure this will be a nice video to listen to"
Me opening a new bag of popcorn and waiting for the reaction 🍿
When all America can offer at sporting events is "U-S-A! U-S-A!" You have to agree, British terrace chants are the best!
A majority of brits are funnier than Americans so maybe that’s why
In international games with Germany we sing "Two world wars and one world Cup, doo da,doo da". Its drives them bonkers. 🤣😂🤣
Baseball games and that little old lady on the organ are the worst over there.
@@vcrossCelticfc Germans literally don't give a shit about the 1966 world Cup, it was just one when they came second on route to winning 4.. & none of them were even born for the world wars.
@@stevelowe2647 The point went way over your head, lighten up!
I love Slade so that Adam Johnson chant especially was pure art.
Rhyming 'Johnson' with 'noncing'- that's poetry worthy of Wilde. Beautiful.
I've never been into football at all but I absolutely love the chants that the crowds do during matches.
It truly is an important part of British culture.
Best part of footie is the chants 😂 "Your nothing special, we lose every week" frickin classic 😂🤣😂
I was always partial to "we'll win again, don't know where, don't know wheeeen" but im sure we'll win again some sunny dayyyyyy.
Being a southend united fan.... Ive sung this alot
I've never heard that before. That's brilliant
Totally takes the wind out of the sails of the opposition fans. Brilliant reverse psychology.
Best chant ever is "let's pretend we scored a goal"...RUclips it.
Also fergie is Darren Ferguson....son of Alex Ferguson. Both a managers....Darren was arrested for assaulting his wife. I'm assuming that's what the chant is about.
Football is like religion here in England. This is some sacred shit you are assessing. All the best dude...
"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that." -Bill Shankly
@@TemporaryName80 I love Mr. Shankley, but he was wrong. Hillsborough taught us that. We should have learned that after Munich.
@@robertwright7937 To be fair, Shanks later said himself that he was wrong.
@@GaryGernon I wouldn't say a bad word about Mr. Shankley, sir. Like I say, I love the guy. I used to quote this line, til '89. I'm a Red, through and through. And I always will be.👍
To be fair compared to Scotland, it's not. Football is way more important up in Scotland than down South, even if recently we've been shite. Scotland tops the most-watched league per Capita by some mile than any other league in Europe by the local population. I've lived in England and Scotland and it's nothing compared to up here down South.
"You're going home in a fucking Ambulance!" Usually followed by what can only be described as war crimes
Middlesbrough do teesside ambulance
Aberdeen used to do the .. your going home in a Aberdeen ambulance.
We are evil.
Your gonna get your fucking heads kicked in.
Classic 70s chants.
Scottish team playing an Italian team ( sorry I can’t remember who) ‘we’re gonna deep fry your pizza, we’re gonna deep fry your pizza’ 😂
Our chants are fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@@roryross6428and our team chants are the best! WATP
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Excellent compilation 😂
Any more? Some of those I hadn’t heard
Well put together my friend
@@waynelawton4946 there are some other funniest football chant videos on RUclips which have some clips I didn’t include if u want u can look at them I just tried to put some of the ones I personally found funniest in the video.
“You’re getting sacked in the morning” chanted at the losing team’s manager
Brutal but usually true ...
Awful chant that one to be honest
As a Stokie when in the Prem,the crowd would always go nuts with Arsene Wenger the ground was not nick named the bear pit for nothing.
"Let's all do the Wenger Na Na Na",would drive him potty,then wave their arms about like a moaning bastard he was,it would drive him nuts.
Bless you Brits and your chants. Legends.
Was at a game where there was a marriage proposal on the pitch at half time. The whole away end started chanting. "You don't know what you're doing". Then the home fans joined in, it was amazing.
There was one at a Palace away game and we sang "She's just too good for you"
We had that at a Wolves match. The crowd started singing to the bloke "Say goodbye to all your friends"
I think there was wedding at Stoke on "Don't Tell The Bride". Same chant
These are all glorious
I´m from Germany and I have to say, that the British Fans have so much fun! So nice to watch this Video!
Oh so you'll love the the English chants for the Euro game vs Germany
It just means that we have all moved on since.
🇬🇧🇩🇪
Ohhhhhhh Göring has only got one ball
Hitler's are so very small
Himmler's so very similar
And Goebbels has no balls at all!
@@pbnetto Like the "Jump if you won the war" chant? :))
I have never been more proud to be British. Brought a tear to my eye this.
“He’s French, He’s Flash!! He’s Shagging Leslie Ash!!! Cantona!!! Cantona!!!
This was great to watch because it shows how very different the UK and the US are when it comes to banter and humour, we're just darker in the UK, probably the reason why a lot of the more controversial US comedians have more success touring the UK than they do home. Good video! 👌
Yeah, they're wierd the English..more like an assembly of clans than a country..
True that. The more offensive the better. No sacred cows. It's why we're so fecking awesome.
These chants make me so proud to be British
I wouldn't be too proud
"Without pride, man becomes a parasite... and there are already too many parasites"
Carla H Krueger
@@cesvr.3747 Hey, offensive humour is funny, get used to it.
Me too
agreed. i would like ur comment but i dont want to ruin the number
There's a reason Cheerleaders don't do many football events here...football is the peoples game and it was a place where the ordinary folk could go and vent in the form of chants...Sometimes it gets ugly but mostly its just banter.
They have cheer leaders at Palace.
@@jamiesutherland1497 Palace have always been a bit weird. They have ultras too when no one else in England has them apart from maybe Celtic’s Green Brigade.
@@maxpowerii7368 That's true, however most teams a have a firm so it's not totally as rare as you would think.
And I'll confess, being a Palace fan I have absolutely nothing to do with them, I go to watch the football and chant. Will say this, Selhurst has got an awesome atmosphere.
Fans!!!🥴
West ham has the hammerettes
Part of what makes these great is that they're to the tune of Christian hymns 😂
A surprising lot of them are to Guantanamera.
Back when Peter Beardsley played, people would chant 'ugly, give us a wave', and he would actually wave, which would get a cheer.
You're a good lad Peter.
Bruce Grobbelar - baldy baldy show us yer bum & he did :D
@@MrBaronCabron yes! Now make us a plate of poachies ya doyle
Now do us a couple a poachies, and they d better be fkn runny!
@@MrBaronCabron Dog dirt
I am just glad they kept it mild and didn't play any of the offensive stuff.
I bet you're fun at parties 😂
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@@nilebiggs-dcfcvlogs6048 think you missed the sarcasm bro
@@lufcharrison2234 lol but they all where really pretty mild🤣
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The plant pot on his head bit was barnsley fans . They were losing 3.0 at the time. This is what football fans do. If the team are doing rubbish we make our own entertainment 👍🏴❤
But.. Who brought the plant pot! hahahahaha!
@@michaelkennedy8573 it's Barnsley. Who knows? The mind boggles
We still have the plant pot and its coming with us all the way to the play offs. C'mon you red's!!!!
@@OoVECTORMANoO let me down for 300 last week against Wednesday you buggers. Mustnt complain though you've made me a few quid this season. Best of luck for rest of season. Except when you play us of course. Up the millers
I want to make a joke about that plantpot being in the trophy cabinet but I don't wang to attract stick...
Football in the UK is Tribal and each tribe has its songs. Each Team has a hard core of Fans who sing. they are the only ones who know the rules of the songs, us mere mortals only join in with the basic chants. I was amazed going to Sports events in the USA & Canada that this just does not happen there.
8:30 that's non-league football at it's best; goalkeeper given abuse for 90 minutes but then comes back to clap the opposition fans.
We had a match a bit like that. Our goalie had a whole match abuse, and lost his rag at the end.
He said to me afterwards "I can handle being called fat, and I can handle being called a c*nt, and I can handle the ginger stuff, but the moment you go racist on my centre-back you're going down".
Fairly sure that was a Birmingham game against a non-league team during one of the first FA Cup rounds
@@Relyx Blyth Spartans v Birmingham City. Goalkeepers in the lower leagues must develop a particularly thick skin. I used to watch Colchester United at home games and the fans were merciless towards the opposition keeper.
I was there ( Birmingham fan)
Best one I remember is "Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country. It could be worse, you could be a scouse, eating rats in a council house." Aimed at Park Ji-sung but also at Liverpool and Everton.
park ji sung, player with 2 hearts!
Equality of piss-taking 👍😁
Man this had me in tears
As a south korean, I was almost pissing myself laughing at that one when I first heard it lol
The "Fergie" person was Darren Ferguson, his dad Alex is an absolute legend of the game, so that was the dad chant, he was also arrested for domestic abuse and plead guilty, that's where "She said no" came from.
One of the few who got the Boris joke. Respect!
I remember being at games as a kid and sometimes the rowdy lads would be chanting and my dad and his mate would be laughing and I'd say "what they saying dad?" he'd be like "doesn't matter" 😂😂
Same here - I asked my dad what a wanker was as apparently 'We all agree Man United are wankers!". He said he'd tell me when we got home but he must have forgotten 😂
Haha. To be fair. I believe this is a watered down version. ......the banter on local derby day between fans ..deserve OSCARS. Or a Grammy at least lol
What you need to understand, is that most of these guys are three sheets to the wind BEFORE they even get in the gate.HAAA HAAAAAAAAA
Yep, pre match drinks at home, then at the pub where you meet your mates. A few cans on the trip to the stadium and if their lucky snick a few into too 😂
i miss pre-drinks
Part of the reason the chants are so well organised is away fans, they'll travel in coaches or on the train together and share the knowledge.
So one week it might be 1 small group of fans who have the chant, by the next week it's a choir
I love watching Americans react to these. The shock at times is even funnier than the chant 😂
I need a group of people chanting, "Let's all wave at fatty" at me. That may be the motivation I have been looking for.
the funny thing is , half of the people chanting are probably fat themselves
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Football chants in the UK are spontaneous and organic, they're not contrived. Some don't make it and disappear into thin air, but some do and go around the ground. Best ever.
Best one I ever heard that didn't make it (To Sham 69's Hersham Boys)
Tottenham Boys, Tottenham Boys
No Pork Pies or Savaloys
@@jauntyangle5667 I just worked that out. Though my grandfather was Tottenham Suporter (he was from Edmonton), before the stronger association with the Stamford Hill mobs !!
@@highpath4776 It's funnier if you know the song. It sounds like your not a Spuds supporter: Good man. COYI
@@jauntyangle5667 Only when they are Playing Arsenal. ( Sorry I lived near Upton Park so work out my normal favorite, with Fulham as second choice - mostly because they needed the other supporter).
@@highpath4776 That screams out Chelsea...but I've never heard of a blues fan that prefers the Spuds to Arsenal(?)
The noticeable difference between American ball games and British football is that American games are very family orientated and you can all go there for a good time. In the UK, you could at one time take them, but it's definitely not suitable for all family members. Great video. Extremely funny.
I work for West Ham United (27 years) most of the chants have me laughing so much. Cheekie naughty boys. I wouldn’t change it for the world
Irons irons irons
We've got the best ones for sure X
I'm interested Jackie did you go from the boleyn to New ground and carry on working for club or did you leave before move??
Were you in the ICF?
Hello miss, I remember you from twitter. 😂 ⚒️ (hammers1010alex)
Hope you are well. 👍
The Boris Johnson chant was Oldham Athletic fans at Rochdale afc. I was just behind the camera, the poor guy had no clue!
"My budgies cage is bigger than this, got a perch and a mirror" absolutely did me in. Give that man a medal, or at least sub bench.
...or some Trill
Thats my team Sunderland also the dick song both sung at Upton Park West Ham's old home ground priceless
2:50 "I cant fuckin see shit"
“He’s got a plant pot on his head” will stay GOATED forever
Do this at the darts every year.. so funny
best one ive heard was when liverpool (a rough area) had a manager with a long nose and west ham had a great player called Dicanio, they sang "youve got pinocchio, but we've got Dicanio" and then the others sang back "youve got Dicanio, but we'll nick your stereo"
thats class! One of my all time favourites was in the early days of Christiano Ronaldo being at United he had some allegation of coming on too strong to a girl at a nightclub. The other fans were singing "RO NAL DO. Whenagirlsaysno molesssssstt her." To the the tune of the Re-Rewind by Artful Dodger. Best tune match and lyrics for years at a game, could hear it over the TV hahaha
And west ham area is lovely fuckin rough as tarmac East end rent boy
When DiCanio and Cadette were at Celtic, they used to sing “When then ball hits the net, if it’s not George Cadette it’s DiCanio”
Oooh... Your tuff... 😂
And some Americans say us Brits don't have freedom of speech...lol
But we don't but yeah.....
Try saying there’s only 2 genders on Facebook haha
@@unitedkingdomoffiveeyes9765 You know what I mean...:)
You could argue the US is as free as the UK.
Legally we do not have freedom of speech, it is legally known as freedom of expression ........... they are different words that mean the same thing 👍
For the first 2 chants, Adam Johnson was actually convicted for that. They didn’t just pick a random opposing player. It happened when he was at Sunderland because the lyrics should say “Stadium of Light” (Sunderland’s stadium).
If there were chants like these in the US, people will be offended and many will file lawsuits becuase their feelings were hurt
Land of the free
Weird considering America have more free speech than the U.K, they can spread homophobia or racism and it isn't illegal. Meanwhile in the U.K it is...
@@IrishGuysScarf in the UK most people accept it's a bit of banter for the football fans and the more you tell them not to it the more likely they'll do it as well.
@@grimreaper649 I know they do, I live in a town in England which treats football like religion. It seems to be alright but when it's all anyone will talk about and just shout out football chants in class it just gets annoying in my opinion...
Lol yea
The Sky TV one is funny because they were broadcasting live and all you could hear on TV was the chant 😂
To be fair to those fans singing about Adam Johnson, he did get convicted.
Half of these being Leeds chants makes me happy to be a Leeds fan
ALAW