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  • American Reacts to Funniest Football Chants in England. Reacting to the funniest football chants in England. The chants are quite hilarious, maybe not for the players or people they are directed at, but hearing these chants shows a distinct difference in US and English football chants.
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  • @nathanhopkins2480
    @nathanhopkins2480 3 года назад +4279

    American chants are about pumping up your own team. English chants are about taking the piss out of the opposition, referees and also themselves 🤣

    • @colinhughes916
      @colinhughes916 3 года назад +173

      Agree bro , English sense of humour

    • @NCC-1701_no_bloody_a_b_c_or_d
      @NCC-1701_no_bloody_a_b_c_or_d 3 года назад +137

      Nobody is safe from an English chant xD

    • @boredweegie553
      @boredweegie553 3 года назад +48

      Only English? Maybe listen to some Scottish ones then

    • @Bullet-Tooth-Tony-
      @Bullet-Tooth-Tony- 3 года назад +45

      Yup never challenge the British in the terraces they will out sing you all day long 😂

    • @dagingerdude
      @dagingerdude 3 года назад +34

      @@boredweegie553 the scots a brutal, if you can understand some of the brogue

  • @JackManEveryday
    @JackManEveryday 3 года назад +2576

    Best one I’ve ever heard “You should have stayed in a burger” to Ipswich goalie Dean Gherkin

    • @LFCzak6
      @LFCzak6 3 года назад +20

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @OzzieLFC
      @OzzieLFC 3 года назад +12

      Proper lol’ed!! 😆😆😆😆

    • @benjenner4726
      @benjenner4726 3 года назад +28

      Thats fucking brilliant 😂😂

    • @suzannerichardson6420
      @suzannerichardson6420 3 года назад +11

      Brilliant 🤣

    • @jameswallis4220
      @jameswallis4220 3 года назад +20

      Why is a comment about my local team the top comment 🤣
      I remember at a ipswich game we were chanting you fat B****d to paddy kenny back in the day

  • @jupitersnoot4915
    @jupitersnoot4915 2 года назад +920

    Unless you're born and raised in the UK it's hard to understand how we are. All of this sounds really offensive to american ears, but to us this is banter and everyone knows that it's all in good fun. The people who get offended by this are the people who just don't understand us and the sort of culture we have. A lot of our humour is insult based, and if you can't handle that you probably can't handle the UK.

    • @ryansheehan9462
      @ryansheehan9462 2 года назад +76

      As an American, this makes me want to move to England.

    • @DatBoi69420
      @DatBoi69420 2 года назад +33

      You’d have your career ended if you were found out saying shit like this here and we’re supposed to be the country with free speech and you don’t see chants like that here it’s one of the few things I like about England we are seen to be out there but you guys are too

    • @stephenfoskett4633
      @stephenfoskett4633 2 года назад +4

      Could not of put it better !

    • @artisticallyart507
      @artisticallyart507 2 года назад

      🤓🤓🤓

    • @kreia6757
      @kreia6757 2 года назад +20

      The Adam Johnson chant was banter but it was true

  • @mattrzepkowski2185
    @mattrzepkowski2185 2 года назад +617

    For the first 2 chants, Adam Johnson was actually convicted for that. They didn’t just pick a random opposing player. It happened when he was at Sunderland because the lyrics should say “Stadium of Light” (Sunderland’s stadium).

    • @flightplanaviation.
      @flightplanaviation. 2 года назад +17

      Crazy. Was this sang outside of stadium of light looks near it coz of the metro station

    • @corporatefbiagency1930
      @corporatefbiagency1930 2 года назад +17

      @@flightplanaviation. newcastle fans travlling to sunderland away

    • @F.1892.
      @F.1892. 2 года назад +8

      @@flightplanaviation.mags fans away

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 2 года назад +1

      He was convicted for doing stuff with a 15 year old. Not quite pedophilia.

    • @bjrn3437
      @bjrn3437 2 года назад

      @@cockoffgewgle4993 still counts as pedophilia

  • @Howard-nx2ip
    @Howard-nx2ip 3 года назад +2176

    Chants like this don't even raise an eyebrow in the UK.

    • @jarpa153
      @jarpa153 3 года назад +59

      Not in Sweden either where the chants are the same 😁

    • @mrsapplez2007
      @mrsapplez2007 3 года назад +6

      EXACTLY

    • @VSC96
      @VSC96 3 года назад +5

      So true🤣

    • @GuinessOriginal
      @GuinessOriginal 3 года назад +35

      @@jarpa153 you sing songs about Adam Johnson? You should be more original

    • @jb175
      @jb175 3 года назад +38

      Singing about paedophiles in this country is the norm 😂😂

  • @greymore1004
    @greymore1004 3 года назад +3750

    Manchester used to have a Korean player and their own fans would chant
    “He’ll shoot, he’ll score and he’ll eat your Labrador”

    • @jf-0815
      @jf-0815 3 года назад +226

      I'm guessing ji sung park

    • @maxfish4770
      @maxfish4770 3 года назад +56

      Ruthless.

    • @fullenglish3371
      @fullenglish3371 3 года назад +356

      As a lifetime United fan and a season ticket holder I can absolutely guarantee you these songs were never sang with racism in mind, we loved Ji Sung Park, and he loved us right back.

    • @cazzaki9554
      @cazzaki9554 3 года назад +74

      Oh brits being racist is all you needed to say. Especially football fans, a very huge racist crowd.

    • @nineteen8486
      @nineteen8486 3 года назад +140

      @@cazzaki9554 bollox

  • @ShadowFox178
    @ShadowFox178 3 года назад +256

    I recall the English fans during the BP oil crisis where singing to the American team "You're not swimming anymore"

  • @Miche-
    @Miche- 2 года назад +318

    As an Argentinean I've heard brutal chants before but the Brits are hilarious 😂😂

    • @CrispinBac0n
      @CrispinBac0n Год назад +15

      I bet there's some very spicy chants down south! Have always wanted to got to a Buenos Aires Derby, but as an Englishman....is this wise?

    • @JamesWilliamStevenParker
      @JamesWilliamStevenParker Год назад +5

      We're also very sexy.

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 Год назад +4

      I’m delighted that you appreciate our fine culture

    • @1393_JoeTurner
      @1393_JoeTurner Год назад

      Hi From The UK And Yes I Agree We As Brits Do Like To Chant lots We Have Even Sung About Argentina Mainly ( don't cry for me Argentina ) even though We Weren't Playing Argentina Some Fan Get So Drunk It's Hard To Keep There Chants Clean

    • @Miche-
      @Miche- Год назад +3

      @@1393_JoeTurner Hi Joe, yeah I knew about that one lol in Argentina there's a silly chant too "The one that doesn't jump is an English man" 🤣

  • @danstn
    @danstn 3 года назад +3094

    American sports fans: DEFENCE!... DEFENCE!
    British sports fans: Okay lads, I've got a lovely little chant about the opposition winger's wife cheating on him with his brother to the tune of bread of heaven, I'll count us in...

  • @derpaderpy4931
    @derpaderpy4931 3 года назад +1791

    The serious honour on this guy calling it "American football" rather than just "football." Mad respect

    • @Zequabtw
      @Zequabtw 3 года назад +68

      Word, most Americans wouldn’t

    • @turtleneckless
      @turtleneckless 3 года назад +9

      He should be calling it, American soccer

    • @josho5314
      @josho5314 3 года назад +67

      @@turtleneckless I think American rugby with protection would be more fitting

    • @OhEidirsceoil
      @OhEidirsceoil 3 года назад +1

      He should call it football though.

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 3 года назад +17

      @@OhEidirsceoil I'll just sit here laughing in British as the football WE know and the football AMERICA knows are entirely different.

  • @zipffydando9321
    @zipffydando9321 2 года назад +81

    "Lets pretend we scored a goal" is still my favourite

  • @SuperEdge67
    @SuperEdge67 2 года назад +217

    The English do it in cricket as well. They have a band of (drunken) fans called the Barmy Army that travel the world. In Australia they chant ‘You all live in a convict colony’ to the tune of ‘we all live in a yellow submarine’. Us Aussies actually love them, they make it a great atmosphere.

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 2 года назад +28

      Aussies have pretty good banter tbf

    • @jonniebyford
      @jonniebyford 2 года назад +13

      SuperEdge67 it's true that the UK and the Aussies and Kiwis, when we are actually so far apart, still have so much in common. Sports help that bond that I hope it will survive the Republic of Australia that is surely coming someday in the not too distant. I always wondered how the Aussies saw the Barmy Army, so it's good to know you don't take 'em too seriously. Our sense of humour seems so alike. I've noticed the Aussies pick up a lot of US English to the extent I heard an Aussie pronounce "route" like rout the other day on TV. I have even reminded Americans that route should rhyme with root otherwise the song would go (get your kicks on) rout 66!

    • @zacferrol8558
      @zacferrol8558 Год назад

      Barmy armys scotland mate😂

    • @SuperEdge67
      @SuperEdge67 Год назад +11

      @@zacferrol8558 No it’s English cricket fans. You’re very wrong!

    • @Angaraman
      @Angaraman Год назад +5

      Went to a match at Edgbaston one time where the crowd decided to "adopt" one of the fielders and cheer every little thing he did. Took his hat off? WAAAAAYYYY!!!! Put his hat back on? WAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! the whole ground went absolutely fucking buts when he actually took a catch. Good times :D

  • @ultravires987
    @ultravires987 3 года назад +1068

    Back in the 70's (don't remember which game)The Arsenal requested no swearing in the match day programme (magazine). The chant 'we're not swearing anymore' went up. The visiting team rudely scored 1st, to which the natural chant was 'you're gonna to get your f'king heads kicked in' followed by 'swearing is back'. Never try to sanitize a tribe.

    • @Zequabtw
      @Zequabtw 3 года назад +29

      Lmaoo I can believe it

    • @jono.pom-downunder
      @jono.pom-downunder 2 года назад +5

      GUNNERS🎉

    • @blackbob3358
      @blackbob3358 Год назад +6

      I hope the humour in the chants persist. When i went in t' 70's, it was mostly about knuckling, taking "ends" etc...

    • @paulbarrett22
      @paulbarrett22 Год назад +4

      yeah remember that period ...hes here hes there we,re not allowed to swear Edddie gray Eddie gray

    • @krystagreen3094
      @krystagreen3094 Год назад +15

      I remember one game at old trafford, i think we were playing Juventus, and there were big announcements made prior to the game telling everyone to remain seated for the whole game or they may be asked to leave - the second the match kicked off about 70,000 fans stood up, and remained so for the entire game

  • @eli5528
    @eli5528 3 года назад +2416

    I swear, British football crowds are a hive mind, they all start the same chant with little to no communication and it's impressive

    • @thomasquigley3686
      @thomasquigley3686 3 года назад +78

      Britannia is a hive mind. English born hive number 1982

    • @matthewjones3395
      @matthewjones3395 3 года назад +52

      Must have as most football fans don’t have a brain of their own.

    • @MrMrmcook2008
      @MrMrmcook2008 3 года назад +6

      @@thomasquigley3686 clown

    • @legatusmaximus7432
      @legatusmaximus7432 3 года назад +7

      @@matthewjones3395 what? Howv

    • @willparrott5942
      @willparrott5942 3 года назад +78

      All the football chants follow rythems of well known songs, once u hear it once its super easy to pick up. slow rythem + repetitive lyrics

  • @thehunterstruck
    @thehunterstruck 3 года назад +54

    The “OOOOHHHH YOU FAT BASTARD” on the goal kick was funny as hell. It’s gotta be hard being a goalie because a massive majority of the time the fans behind your goal are the ones that are absolutely crazy

  • @aricketts1084
    @aricketts1084 3 года назад +150

    As a British person, this guys laugh really made me happy. I love football so much and these chants are so funny 🤣

  • @nodemus9753
    @nodemus9753 3 года назад +1592

    I work security at football in England my favourite chant is - “ we’re shit and we’re beating you “ I miss the football and I’m not even a fan

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 3 года назад +59

      lets pretend we scored a goal i liked - cos we were awful back then

    • @erincarlile6259
      @erincarlile6259 3 года назад +28

      One of my favourites is 'how sh*t must you be, we lose every week'

    • @HA8X
      @HA8X 3 года назад +29

      My favourite is when both teams are shit so they chant “we’re fucking shit” and the away fans will reply with “were fucking worse”

    • @aclockworkcranberry
      @aclockworkcranberry 3 года назад +4

      @@HA8X This will be Fulham vs Newcastle on the last day in the prem. We both deserve to be relegated.

    • @lewislongmore
      @lewislongmore 3 года назад +1

      @@HA8X United are better

  • @michaelhuguet5678
    @michaelhuguet5678 3 года назад +1321

    "You're just a shit tesco sandwich!" To goalkeeper Elliott Justham was a classic.

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 года назад +201

    As a brit who’s seen a fair bit of footy in his time, this is extremely normal. The definition of organised chaos!

  • @AlbelNox
    @AlbelNox 2 года назад +52

    the British are truly the most honest depiction of humanity

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 3 года назад +1342

    "Jimmy Savile, he's probably your dad" might just be the absolute pinnacle of English football chants

    • @rickderby12
      @rickderby12 3 года назад +34

      Only the Leeds would sing that!! Hahahaha 🤣🤣

    • @LUFC_MAS
      @LUFC_MAS 3 года назад +27

      @@rickderby12 Leeds fans say whatever they want

    • @rickderby12
      @rickderby12 3 года назад +13

      @@LUFC_MAS I know I'm a Leeds fan

    • @archielawson8309
      @archielawson8309 3 года назад +2

      @@staytrue5307 thats because half the ppl at football games r drunk

    • @70wannawatch
      @70wannawatch 3 года назад +4

      @@ryamporter221 Might have been weird to feel just one udder though ;)

  • @willbagnall3416
    @willbagnall3416 2 года назад +87

    Actually mad respect to you for getting some of the very british chants, especially realising they were referencing the steward looking like Boris Johnson, I feel like a lot of people just wouldnt have got that

  • @justmyopinion7807
    @justmyopinion7807 Год назад +5

    One of the few who got the Boris joke. Respect!

  • @MrJerryCola
    @MrJerryCola 3 года назад +1259

    America: "We're the land of the free!"
    Also America: "You can't chant that!"

    • @estbgti424
      @estbgti424 3 года назад +117

      Free speech as long as I agree with what you say

    • @cyanoticspore6785
      @cyanoticspore6785 3 года назад +183

      @@estbgti424 land of the free (terms and conditions apply)

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 3 года назад +74

      The United States doesn't even make the top-ten most free countries anymore, it's FIFTEENTH.

    • @patricaomas8750
      @patricaomas8750 2 года назад +2

      @@estbgti424 OK, but can't I call him a liar?

    • @imma5269
      @imma5269 2 года назад +8

      @@estbgti424 lol well at least no one in the US gets arrested for mean tweets

  • @jackforrest6748
    @jackforrest6748 3 года назад +536

    "they'd probably put a sign up asking for no unsavoury chants"
    The reason they can't do that with us, is because we'd see that sign and chant louder

    • @AllLeedsTV
      @AllLeedsTV 3 года назад +44

      And then use it to surfboard the crowd

    • @tylllerrr1788
      @tylllerrr1788 3 года назад +3

      My thoughts exactly XD

    • @ellinar1
      @ellinar1 3 года назад +17

      And it'd be a chant about the sign

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren 3 года назад +4

      @April Collins oh I assure you there was no slander in those chants (except the one about Jimmy saville fucking sheep)

    • @OMGSAMCOPSEY
      @OMGSAMCOPSEY 2 года назад +6

      Put up a sign
      About to cry
      Put up a sign
      Theyve got no balls
      Unsavoury chant
      your mums a slag
      Unsavoury chant
      Your mums a slag

  • @jumbojimboplaysgames260
    @jumbojimboplaysgames260 2 года назад +59

    I've never been into football at all but I absolutely love the chants that the crowds do during matches.
    It truly is an important part of British culture.

  • @madpaduk
    @madpaduk 2 года назад +82

    Part of the reason the chants are so well organised is away fans, they'll travel in coaches or on the train together and share the knowledge.
    So one week it might be 1 small group of fans who have the chant, by the next week it's a choir

  • @cesarcarvalhod1100
    @cesarcarvalhod1100 3 года назад +770

    “You’re nothing special, we loose every week” 😂 Priceless!

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 3 года назад +40

      Also ‘how shit must you be, its only 4-0’

    • @danielkerr4100
      @danielkerr4100 2 года назад +13

      Loose" you mean lose?

    • @janecot123
      @janecot123 2 года назад +4

      Best chant ever!!

    • @robjenkins4293
      @robjenkins4293 2 года назад +4

      That chants so funny even I paused the video and peed myself laughing.

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 2 года назад +1

      @@deeznoots6241 loving it

  • @archieharris4027
    @archieharris4027 3 года назад +1292

    Imagine if he knew all of the slang terms and who Jimmy saville was

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 года назад +10

      I don't know if I'm hoping if these chants were recorded before or after he croaked

    • @caomh6168
      @caomh6168 3 года назад +18

      He does, he made a comparison to how such a chant would be received in America

    • @achannel1818
      @achannel1818 3 года назад +8

      @@tafua_a the public generally didn't know about it until shortly after he died

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 года назад +2

      @@achannel1818 I know, that's why I don't know if I prefer the scenario where they knew what he did or didn't

    • @vidneypopples
      @vidneypopples 3 года назад +7

      Pretty well everyone everywhere knows who Jimmy Saville was.

  • @Badgerman494
    @Badgerman494 3 года назад +57

    "You're going home in a fucking Ambulance!" Usually followed by what can only be described as war crimes

    • @faithrich6374
      @faithrich6374 Год назад +2

      Middlesbrough do teesside ambulance

  • @timoteoferguson6443
    @timoteoferguson6443 2 года назад +49

    Bless you Brits and your chants. Legends.

  • @scaredypicker
    @scaredypicker 3 года назад +284

    I met an American at a football match in the UK. Nice bloke, but it was like the biggest case of culture shock I’d ever witnessed when the crowd started 😂

    • @scaredypicker
      @scaredypicker 3 года назад +24

      @michael fisher it’s very dismissive to say it’s “just hooliganism”. Football and it’s fans are something I’m very proud of as an Englishman. I think it’s one of our greatest national exports. Sure there’s bad language and it can get lively, but that’s all tied to passion for the club. And let’s be real: what’s a few swear words and some shouting going to do to you!? That’s part of the charm for many. There can be violence too, but in the vast majority of cases, British fans don’t turn to violence. It’s only when you look at the fans of some other clubs and realise that going away to somewhere like Juventus or Roma in the champions league and sitting in the wrong end can actually get you stabbed, that you realise British fans are pretty hospitable. They mainly only get in trouble overseas for drinking.

  • @GroinStrain_
    @GroinStrain_ 3 года назад +1795

    I've never felt more proud. This is proper British culture

    • @935ryan5
      @935ryan5 3 года назад +45

      Yeah im a welsh and im proud to be British 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @Bullet-Tooth-Tony-
      @Bullet-Tooth-Tony- 3 года назад +7

      @@935ryan5 One of your lads is fighting tomorrow Liam Williams i hope he batters Demetrius Andrade

    • @madyottoyotto3055
      @madyottoyotto3055 3 года назад +18

      It's also a massive example of freedom of speech ☺️😊☺️

    • @robertfoulkes7405
      @robertfoulkes7405 3 года назад +11

      Got a tear in my eye.

    • @tariqkhan185
      @tariqkhan185 3 года назад +5

      This is one side of it. The other is 6 tanked up blokes racially abusing a woman on the underground after a game. Go Hammers!

  • @eleanorcurrie5969
    @eleanorcurrie5969 3 года назад +14

    The noticeable difference between American ball games and British football is that American games are very family orientated and you can all go there for a good time. In the UK, you could at one time take them, but it's definitely not suitable for all family members. Great video. Extremely funny.

  • @steelernation1989
    @steelernation1989 3 года назад +626

    Loved the one us scots sang at a game against italy "we're gonna deep fry your pizzas, deep fry your pizzas"

    • @davesy6969
      @davesy6969 2 года назад +13

      My mum went to Scotland and ordered a pizza. It was deep fried and was disgusting.

    • @steelernation1989
      @steelernation1989 2 года назад +9

      @@davesy6969 they do tend to be. Contrary to popular belief we do tend to think deepfried stuff is generally shite. Did your mum not clock what was going on and say something

    • @jimparis5073
      @jimparis5073 2 года назад +11

      Pizza fuckin crunch mate, one of my friends introduced me to it and it’s a heart attack waiting, Only the Scots 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 2 года назад +1

      😂👍

    • @barrybarry2210
      @barrybarry2210 2 года назад +1

      Every Scots side against every Italian side chant it.

  • @mglawrence0117
    @mglawrence0117 3 года назад +1438

    When England plays Germany: "My Grandad killed your Grandad, doodah doodah...."

    • @BlockdreamerYT
      @BlockdreamerYT 3 года назад +29

      underrated comment

    • @Bullet-Tooth-Tony-
      @Bullet-Tooth-Tony- 3 года назад +26

      @Prick, Scumbag College I've lost count the amount of times i heard that on a bus on the way back from a night club in my local town hahahah

    • @HalcyonAcorn
      @HalcyonAcorn 3 года назад +36

      2 world wars and 1 World Cup, do-dah, do-dah repeat
      ad naseum

    • @capcompass9298
      @capcompass9298 3 года назад +3

      @@HalcyonAcorn You forgot the "do-dah".

    • @paulolapa3040
      @paulolapa3040 3 года назад +2

      @@HalcyonAcorn world cup with a ghost goal

  • @VisualEscapes469
    @VisualEscapes469 2 года назад +17

    Football in the UK is Tribal and each tribe has its songs. Each Team has a hard core of Fans who sing. they are the only ones who know the rules of the songs, us mere mortals only join in with the basic chants. I was amazed going to Sports events in the USA & Canada that this just does not happen there.

  • @AAA-iw1ml
    @AAA-iw1ml 3 года назад +5

    2:50 "I cant fuckin see shit"

  • @SigmarAO
    @SigmarAO 3 года назад +541

    Being a brit and seeing our lads chanting brings a proud tear to my eye

    • @bananatreegamer6716
      @bananatreegamer6716 3 года назад +7

      And most have a pint oh I miss seeing crowds

    • @Rebelz173
      @Rebelz173 3 года назад +3

      Facts! Can’t wait to be apart of this again.. the buzz is unreal

    • @chaos1464
      @chaos1464 3 года назад +6

      Honestly makes me so proud to be British haha 😂

    • @radium1977
      @radium1977 3 года назад +2

      Pathetic

    • @junsworth8722
      @junsworth8722 3 года назад +1

      @@radium1977 why is it

  • @Gypsy_Danger_TMC
    @Gypsy_Danger_TMC 3 года назад +302

    I remember going to a baseball game and being like... "what the hell, everyone just sits together all quiet like this?". And the dude I was with was like "is this not how sports are in the uk?" 🤣 noooo

    • @Iamtheliquor
      @Iamtheliquor 2 года назад +16

      True! I went to a baseball game in Toronto. Left halfway through for same reason

    • @giggabyte1075
      @giggabyte1075 2 года назад +4

      Just cus I’m curious how did that conversation go?

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 2 года назад +2

      IKR they have insane crowds at COLLEGE football ( US style ) n they dont say a word

    • @ElfSixDave
      @ElfSixDave 2 года назад +40

      I'm from England. I once visited my family in Australia, and my cousin was in a "Touch footie" game, he got roughly tackled, and I instinctively shouted "Oi, ref, open your fucking eyes!". Then realised, the whole crowd was looking at me like I had raped their mothers. Embarrassing.

    • @Gypsy_Danger_TMC
      @Gypsy_Danger_TMC 2 года назад +6

      @@ElfSixDave standard practise

  • @johan8969
    @johan8969 Год назад +6

    The most iconic is still "Bobs in a box". It sparked it being chanted everytime someone died and the organizers trying to show respect by having a minute or something like that.

  • @toshi9742
    @toshi9742 3 года назад +71

    The only chant you’ll ever need is “the referee’s a wanker” ;P x

    • @JakkeJakobsen
      @JakkeJakobsen 3 года назад +2

      "Dommern han er kjøpt og betalt" in Norwegian, "The ref is bought and paid". We might have yelled that as players tho 🤔🤷‍♂️

    • @toshi9742
      @toshi9742 3 года назад +2

      @@JakkeJakobsen doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue as easily but it’s cool to learn it’s equivalent in another country/culture x

  • @ollieduracell
    @ollieduracell 3 года назад +323

    "let's pretend we scored a goal" is a classic too

    • @ameliacharles7119
      @ameliacharles7119 3 года назад +10

      Sung that at Old Trafford a few times as a West Ham fan and confused the life out of their supporters

  • @adamkirsopp492
    @adamkirsopp492 3 года назад +453

    I went on a school trip to San Francisco and we went to a baseball game, none of us knew anything about the players so we just picked the guy infront of us (J.D. Davis), did a bit of research and for 5 hours straight, hurled as many English chants as we could at him to the extent that, by the next morning his girlfriends Instagram had gone private

    • @jadem694
      @jadem694 3 года назад +9

      That the highlight of your life?

    • @conaldfedsmoker7238
      @conaldfedsmoker7238 3 года назад +97

      @@jadem694 calm down sad act .

    • @MelonGearSolid
      @MelonGearSolid 3 года назад +23

      @@conaldfedsmoker7238 JD Davis must be his dad.

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk 3 года назад +6

      @@jadem694 an anecdote doesn't exactly mean what you implied it does.

    • @zunoyo1028
      @zunoyo1028 3 года назад +5

      @@jadem694 roastie detected

  • @chrisgates8891
    @chrisgates8891 3 года назад +11

    I remember being in the North Bank at Highbury back in the 80's when we played West Ham with Tony Cottee. The week before he'd been photographed coming out of a brothel and it was printed in the Sun.
    He denied doing anything and said that he went there with his mates and he just sat in the bar.
    Our keeper spooned a goal kick straight to him on the edge of the area, right in front of the North Bank. The keeper just stood there knowing he wasn't going to get there, as he lined up the empty net. The whole of the North Bank went silent and you could hear every fan draw in their breath as they knew how lethal he was in front of goal. He swung his leg, connected with the ball...and put the ball 5 yards over the crossbar.
    2 seconds later all you could hear was a mass collective 'You couldn't score in a brothel! Score in a brothel!'
    The great ability of the British and football fans to think so fast on their feet and make a joke out of a situation.

  • @patheticmortal373
    @patheticmortal373 3 года назад +34

    Part of what makes these great is that they're to the tune of Christian hymns 😂

    • @Cruxador
      @Cruxador 2 года назад +1

      A surprising lot of them are to Guantanamera.

  • @guitarstained1
    @guitarstained1 3 года назад +199

    Experienced a basketball game in the states a few years back, everyone was chanting “ref you suck” meanwhile me and my 5 English mates were doing the famous “referees a wanker!”

  • @stevenmclaren2730
    @stevenmclaren2730 3 года назад +189

    I remember when goal keeper Andy Goram of Rangers in Scotland was diagnosed (apparently) with a split personality, the Rangers fans spontaneously started the chant "there's only two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".

    • @jasonkelly7951
      @jasonkelly7951 3 года назад +10

      This one made it into my English Language course at university and I was absolutely in stitches reading about it

    • @ProdigalPorcupine
      @ProdigalPorcupine 3 года назад +2

      One of the funniest chants ever!

    • @stevenmclaren2730
      @stevenmclaren2730 3 года назад +1

      @@ProdigalPorcupine I liked your first post more. :-)

    • @ProdigalPorcupine
      @ProdigalPorcupine 3 года назад +1

      @@stevenmclaren2730 - Yeah, I decided I didn’t want to be ‘that ‘ fella! :-)

    • @sami2503
      @sami2503 3 года назад +1

      This is my favourite

  • @gooch8121
    @gooch8121 2 года назад +132

    Irish fans to Swedish fans : “Go home to your sexy wives” X3

    • @eue073
      @eue073 2 года назад +3

      As a Sweden I liked this alot.... but i rather win the game :)

    • @gooch8121
      @gooch8121 2 года назад +13

      @@eue073 us irish know our chances of winning are slim to none but we make a good time out of it anyway

    • @FISHDINHO
      @FISHDINHO 2 года назад +9

      England fans to Swedish fans. "You're shit but your birds are fit."

    • @gooch8121
      @gooch8121 2 года назад +4

      @@FISHDINHO That was the irish again, wouldn’t be the first time you english tried to claim our things

    • @chrisjohnsonadventures
      @chrisjohnsonadventures 2 года назад +1

      @@gooch8121 we started don’t take me home all use nicked it so don’t give all that mate lol

  • @samuelwellock8487
    @samuelwellock8487 3 года назад +21

    Half of these being Leeds chants makes me happy to be a Leeds fan

  • @maryavatar
    @maryavatar 3 года назад +350

    I’m not a football fan, but I got to experience the iconic Scotland vs Italy chant “We’re gonna deep fry yer pizzas” when I was on holiday. A lot milder than these, but still hilarious when it being belted out by 100+ voices.

    • @FISHDINHO
      @FISHDINHO 3 года назад +2

      Classic!

    • @paulholla
      @paulholla 3 года назад +2

      Brilliant!

    • @CkVega
      @CkVega 3 года назад +7

      My Scottish granddad owned a chipshop and used to do a deep fried pizza.

    • @JamboJen
      @JamboJen 3 года назад +7

      Deep fried pizza from a Scottish chippy is one of the things I miss now that I don't live in Scotland anymore

    • @qrbital9861
      @qrbital9861 3 года назад +6

      Everyone talks about Americans deep frying anything, but the Scots made deep fried Mars bars

  • @thecodex0994
    @thecodex0994 3 года назад +589

    We need to take 20,000 football fans to a nfl game just to watch them cause chaos with the chants

    • @TheEclecticBeard
      @TheEclecticBeard  3 года назад +177

      I want to be at that game.

    • @bazzakrak
      @bazzakrak 3 года назад +57

      I have been @@TheEclecticBeard the NFL do play 1 game each year in London, now if just a couple for thousand football fans went there with their chants, man oh man would the censors be busy with their little buzzer to bleep out the chants :D

    • @TheEclecticBeard
      @TheEclecticBeard  3 года назад +64

      @@bazzakrak I would love to be at one of those games with a chant breaking out. OMG. The players wouldn't know how to react, much less the producers.

    • @patmitchmitch156
      @patmitchmitch156 3 года назад +13

      That would be a good laugh, but you would also need a big jail and a hospital that’s not too busy for overnight stays 😂😂😂😂

    • @thecodex0994
      @thecodex0994 3 года назад +17

      @@patmitchmitch156 Only if we bring Millwall supporters ;)

  • @yannickbeeldens2727
    @yannickbeeldens2727 2 года назад +10

    this man is just laughing all the time i love it

  • @Evolved_Monkey
    @Evolved_Monkey Год назад +3

    17:42
    the pot plant is just awsome, i love it !!this is how close and silly you get with friends in the army
    and its eye opening to understand there is the same level of brotherhood on the football field.

  • @decb
    @decb 3 года назад +510

    You learn more about British culture by watching football crowd videos than you do by watching "British culture" videos

    • @Jake-hw9kp
      @Jake-hw9kp 3 года назад +7

      the Boris Johnson one was hillarious.

    • @GoblinKing13
      @GoblinKing13 3 года назад

      wanna fight about it ?

    • @athelstan927
      @athelstan927 3 года назад

      What the overseas folks are sent via film and drama, is a reflection of what you believe to be the truth, but has no reflection in reality..

  • @jamesmason8436
    @jamesmason8436 3 года назад +136

    Best chant I heard was 'I predict a diet' to the tune of 'I predict a riot' by the Kaiser Chiefs, directed at an overweight Paul Robinson.

  • @AspieGirlArianaHale
    @AspieGirlArianaHale 2 года назад +8

    14:39 - Omg, that guy got me laughing SO hard with his creative chants! 💀😂

  • @DeputatKaktus
    @DeputatKaktus 2 года назад +4

    "Is that an Arkansas game? Just asking for a friend..."
    That is when I lost it completely. 🤣

  • @booldawg
    @booldawg 3 года назад +289

    Favorite one was when Wayne Rooney was at Everton; 'He's fat. He's Scouse. He'll rob your fucking house. Wayne Rooney! Wayne Rooney!

    • @gozza7199
      @gozza7199 3 года назад +18

      or He's bald, he's French, he's always on the bench. Frank Leboef.

    • @blufferfish0896
      @blufferfish0896 2 года назад

      I hate that I can hear this XD

  • @JoelJoel321
    @JoelJoel321 3 года назад +462

    My favourite ever: 'When the ball hits your head, and you're sat in row Z, that's... Zamora...'

    • @chrisalexander2729
      @chrisalexander2729 3 года назад +5

      Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

    • @milogwynne4667
      @milogwynne4667 3 года назад +4

      My favourite too... remember singing that for him at fulham when I was a kid

    • @jackthomson5047
      @jackthomson5047 3 года назад +3

      Love Bobby. Play off final 2014...come on you R's

    • @tdurb0
      @tdurb0 3 года назад +2

      @@jackthomson5047 still gives me nightmares mate! 🐏

    • @jackthomson5047
      @jackthomson5047 3 года назад

      @@tdurb0 🤣🤣👍👍

  • @MultiAsh93
    @MultiAsh93 3 года назад +8

    I love how quite a few of these are Leeds fans(my team) I was actually at the game where South stand were chanting “Who’s the slapper in the green”😂

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 2 года назад

      😂👍

    • @user-zr6ee6lb9m
      @user-zr6ee6lb9m 9 месяцев назад

      That one was vile

    • @MultiAsh93
      @MultiAsh93 9 месяцев назад

      @@user-zr6ee6lb9m No it's not, it's british humour, we constantly abuse each other and laugh it off, we're just not soft and sensitive like the rest of you

  • @booshank2327
    @booshank2327 2 года назад +5

    My favourite isn't obscene, it's the "When the ball hits your head and you're sat in row Z, that's Zamora!" to the tune of That's Amore. Aimed at now retired Premier League/ Chmapionship journeyman ST Bobby Zamora.

  • @XoticCamel_
    @XoticCamel_ 3 года назад +166

    Best part of footie is the chants 😂 "Your nothing special, we lose every week" frickin classic 😂🤣😂

    • @robertshadbolt3056
      @robertshadbolt3056 3 года назад +21

      I was always partial to "we'll win again, don't know where, don't know wheeeen" but im sure we'll win again some sunny dayyyyyy.
      Being a southend united fan.... Ive sung this alot

    • @GerLeahy
      @GerLeahy 3 года назад +2

      I've never heard that before. That's brilliant

    • @MrChriscable
      @MrChriscable 3 года назад +3

      Totally takes the wind out of the sails of the opposition fans. Brilliant reverse psychology.

  • @michaelscott7166
    @michaelscott7166 3 года назад +182

    Was at a game where there was a marriage proposal on the pitch at half time. The whole away end started chanting. "You don't know what you're doing". Then the home fans joined in, it was amazing.

    • @dan9590
      @dan9590 3 года назад +28

      There was one at a Palace away game and we sang "She's just too good for you"

    • @chalkyciao8105
      @chalkyciao8105 3 года назад +32

      We had that at a Wolves match. The crowd started singing to the bloke "Say goodbye to all your friends"

    • @decb
      @decb 3 года назад +5

      I think there was wedding at Stoke on "Don't Tell The Bride". Same chant

    • @Shambles_44
      @Shambles_44 3 года назад +3

      These are all glorious

  • @KLJ1981
    @KLJ1981 3 года назад +9

    God bless little England, and all
    Who reside there, never change

  • @murcianwolfreacts5135
    @murcianwolfreacts5135 3 года назад +17

    You will find we spend more time attcking the other fans with hilarious chants, than we do watching the game lol! Great reaction! I love the way it cracks you up!

    • @CrispinBac0n
      @CrispinBac0n Год назад

      The games I've been to, I never watched the game.....we were too shit to watch. Pure banter

  • @the_useless_photographer
    @the_useless_photographer 3 года назад +922

    As a proud Englishman, I fully approve of this. Carry on lads.

    • @rogerward3390
      @rogerward3390 3 года назад +5

      As an Irish man so do I, chop chop!!!

    • @rogerward3390
      @rogerward3390 3 года назад +4

      As an Irish man so do I, chop chop!!!

    • @Cajkelfa
      @Cajkelfa 3 года назад +3

      As a Scotsman so do I

    • @LJHANINI
      @LJHANINI 3 года назад +4

      As a northern Irish man I approve of this

    • @fusion7865
      @fusion7865 3 года назад +1

      Its a shame it slowly dieing out

  • @samwatson9375
    @samwatson9375 3 года назад +637

    Just saying as a fellow Englishman when the world cup is in america we need to make our impression

    • @alecneate76
      @alecneate76 3 года назад +59

      Imagine finally winning the world cup again and it's in America 😂

    • @samwatson9375
      @samwatson9375 3 года назад +25

      @@alecneate76 tbh i think my life will be complete when we win a world cup but imagine its in england aswell, people in 1966 were living the dream

    • @harryparsons965
      @harryparsons965 3 года назад +4

      That we do

    • @edisonrussell1735
      @edisonrussell1735 3 года назад +14

      America have never beaten England 😂

    • @iainbagnall4825
      @iainbagnall4825 3 года назад +12

      @@edisonrussell1735 I vaguely recall the US lesbian football team spanking our British lesbians 2 sore bottoms to 1.

  • @christophhowland909
    @christophhowland909 3 года назад +5

    Crazy I was right next to the plant pot one and I didnt want it on my head. Also the fat keeper was at Macclesfield Town as well. Grew up travelling around England watching them and the chants were the best thing. Cant beat lower league teams for chants.

  • @henry_elliott
    @henry_elliott 3 года назад +8

    His laugh is so wholesome I love it

  • @bettigio
    @bettigio 3 года назад +211

    The funniest I’ve ever heard was about Luiz Suarez teeth being offside😂

    • @mmm-tk3xt
      @mmm-tk3xt 3 года назад +9

      And the ozil's eyes are offside

    • @micheldennemont5150
      @micheldennemont5150 3 года назад +2

      Yeah me too🤣🤣🤣

    • @1289alan
      @1289alan 3 года назад +5

      And Ibras nose

    • @SubjectRandom21
      @SubjectRandom21 3 года назад +1

      I don't know if this is relevant but in the animation 'The Champions' his teeth are pretty big.

    • @bettigio
      @bettigio 3 года назад

      @@SubjectRandom21 😂👍 I’ll check the video.

  • @mrchrismarsh
    @mrchrismarsh 3 года назад +185

    I have never been more proud to be British. Brought a tear to my eye this.

  • @gardenlovinglucy172
    @gardenlovinglucy172 2 года назад +4

    I remember my dad taking me to football matches and telling me very sternly NOT to repeat any of the language or hand gestures when I got home XD

  • @maximiliano_molina
    @maximiliano_molina Год назад +3

    As an Australian with south american background, i appreciate the brit chants, kinda reminds me of whenever i got to a football match in south america

  • @dh1380
    @dh1380 3 года назад +272

    "You're sh*t but your birds are fit" has gotta be up there

    • @decb
      @decb 3 года назад +28

      England v Sweden?

    • @noahswann
      @noahswann 3 года назад +34

      From what I remember England Vs Sweden in the Euros?
      England fans at tournaments can go one of two ways, having a laugh with the opposition fans and some cracking songs, or there is a riot in a town square with people getting hit with plastic chairs.

    • @DBSG1976
      @DBSG1976 3 года назад +2

      @@noahswann LOL!

    • @manu-tonyo9654
      @manu-tonyo9654 3 года назад +25

      When we played Iceland "your just a sht shop in London", Then lost the game hahahaha :)

    • @noahswann
      @noahswann 3 года назад +6

      @@manu-tonyo9654 I was on a flight to Barbados when England played Iceland, the Scottish pilot took great pleasure announcing as they were taxiing from the runway to the stand that England had just lost, ended it with 'That's a brilliant start to your holiday!'. Strangely, he didn't come out of the cockpit as passengers were getting off....

  • @sighfly2928
    @sighfly2928 3 года назад +245

    I’m surprised there wasn’t a ‘is this a library’ chant on here. That’s a classic, especially if the away team are big underdogs and are winning at the ground of a big club, with all their fans silent.

    • @samsowden
      @samsowden 3 года назад +15

      You're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing anymore

    • @supadave1979
      @supadave1979 3 года назад +4

      Is this a library is the worst chant going, whenever I heard fans singing it I like to think it’s because they genuinely have never been in a library before because they can’t read.

    • @OverweightRodian
      @OverweightRodian 3 года назад +3

      Is there a fire drill? Is there a fire drill?

  • @ozmot731
    @ozmot731 3 года назад +2

    12:30 - Their team has just been relegated from the championship to league one (which is the division below) and they're just making a bit of fun out the situation. Basically saying it's going to be piss easy and they'll come straight back up to the championship after 1 season.

  • @davetherave6192
    @davetherave6192 2 года назад +10

    Great reaction! As you'll notice! Us English have no filter! We generally 'say what we see' attached to sarcasm/wit.. and we are funny as fuck! 🇬🇧

  • @danielbackhouse2533
    @danielbackhouse2533 3 года назад +183

    I think American chants are more encouragement to their own team, British chants are just mocking the other team or sometimes their own team

    • @theninja2381
      @theninja2381 3 года назад

      no its not

    • @pw387
      @pw387 3 года назад +1

      @@theninja2381 what's not? dummy

    • @theninja2381
      @theninja2381 3 года назад

      @@pw387 its not just about mocking other teams.. i mean did you ever hear ynwa?

    • @theninja2381
      @theninja2381 3 года назад

      @@pw387 thats not, dummy

    • @bogdanalindaragiu1314
      @bogdanalindaragiu1314 3 года назад +7

      they are just more clever, clever is not yet rooted in the american culture.

  • @GamebertYT
    @GamebertYT 3 года назад +97

    I´m from Germany and I have to say, that the British Fans have so much fun! So nice to watch this Video!

    • @pbnetto
      @pbnetto 3 года назад +10

      Oh so you'll love the the English chants for the Euro game vs Germany

    • @StormTrouper3
      @StormTrouper3 2 года назад +6

      It just means that we have all moved on since.

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 2 года назад +1

      🇬🇧🇩🇪

    • @nifty3000
      @nifty3000 2 года назад

      Ohhhhhhh Göring has only got one ball
      Hitler's are so very small
      Himmler's so very similar
      And Goebbels has no balls at all!

    • @alexandrupatru2892
      @alexandrupatru2892 Год назад +1

      @@pbnetto Like the "Jump if you won the war" chant? :))

  • @SquirrelSeb84
    @SquirrelSeb84 3 года назад +26

    The “league one tour” chant went over his head so bad…

  • @garethwilkins6744
    @garethwilkins6744 2 года назад +2

    Not just the chants, a few of our hardcore Gloucester City fans used to take a massive Fred West banner with them and wave it. So messed up. ^^

  • @alanfrehley1373
    @alanfrehley1373 3 года назад +263

    When all America can offer at sporting events is "U-S-A! U-S-A!" You have to agree, British terrace chants are the best!

    • @edwardmorris2673
      @edwardmorris2673 3 года назад +27

      A majority of brits are funnier than Americans so maybe that’s why

    • @vcrossCelticfc
      @vcrossCelticfc 2 года назад +17

      In international games with Germany we sing "Two world wars and one world Cup, doo da,doo da". Its drives them bonkers. 🤣😂🤣

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад +4

      Baseball games and that little old lady on the organ are the worst over there.

    • @stevelowe2647
      @stevelowe2647 2 года назад +1

      @@vcrossCelticfc Germans literally don't give a shit about the 1966 world Cup, it was just one when they came second on route to winning 4.. & none of them were even born for the world wars.

    • @vcrossCelticfc
      @vcrossCelticfc 2 года назад +5

      @@stevelowe2647 The point went way over your head, lighten up!

  • @scottypacheco5574
    @scottypacheco5574 3 года назад +541

    Imagine American billionaires coming to your country and trying to structure your leagues so they can make more money. Yeah, these guys ain't having it. Football is a religion in Europe. Better luck next time! #SuperLeague

    • @Zequabtw
      @Zequabtw 3 года назад +5

      Facts

    • @urmumsbaps
      @urmumsbaps 3 года назад +37

      Imagine billionaires from any country coming to your country and buying all of the clubs. Oh wait that's already happened 🤡

    • @Zequabtw
      @Zequabtw 3 года назад +3

      @@urmumsbaps stfu

    • @Hamsterzilla1349
      @Hamsterzilla1349 3 года назад +6

      They already did that to PL. English football atmosphere is dead above the Championship.

    • @mucky1488
      @mucky1488 3 года назад

      They tried and failed

  • @thetownenders7930
    @thetownenders7930 2 года назад +1

    15:39 if ur wondering, that is at kidderminster harriers ground

  • @x-Lilith-x
    @x-Lilith-x 10 месяцев назад +1

    congrats on getting a Million views on a few of your videos, very well deserved, such a amazing, positive guy :)

  • @Allyphant2909
    @Allyphant2909 3 года назад +90

    I love Slade so that Adam Johnson chant especially was pure art.
    Rhyming 'Johnson' with 'noncing'- that's poetry worthy of Wilde. Beautiful.

  • @rhysjones973
    @rhysjones973 3 года назад +128

    Best one I remember is "Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country. It could be worse, you could be a scouse, eating rats in a council house." Aimed at Park Ji-sung but also at Liverpool and Everton.

    • @papacinoooo
      @papacinoooo 3 года назад +3

      park ji sung, player with 2 hearts!

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 2 года назад

      Equality of piss-taking 👍😁

    • @MargotDobbie
      @MargotDobbie Год назад +1

      Man this had me in tears

    • @davidhoyongjeong1120
      @davidhoyongjeong1120 Год назад

      As a south korean, I was almost pissing myself laughing at that one when I first heard it lol

  • @reeceys2456
    @reeceys2456 2 года назад +4

    This guy has the best reactions! Contagious laugh he has. Gets me through a rough day every time with out fail

  • @Lilylibra
    @Lilylibra 3 года назад +4

    I find your ‘shock, horror’ reaction kind of cute and really, really funny. Love it.

  • @futureravenable
    @futureravenable 3 года назад +141

    The "Fergie" person was Darren Ferguson, his dad Alex is an absolute legend of the game, so that was the dad chant, he was also arrested for domestic abuse and plead guilty, that's where "She said no" came from.

  • @r16117
    @r16117 3 года назад +167

    Back when Peter Beardsley played, people would chant 'ugly, give us a wave', and he would actually wave, which would get a cheer.

    • @MrBaronCabron
      @MrBaronCabron 3 года назад +10

      You're a good lad Peter.

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 3 года назад +2

      Bruce Grobbelar - baldy baldy show us yer bum & he did :D

    • @katietrextacy
      @katietrextacy 3 года назад +2

      @@MrBaronCabron yes! Now make us a plate of poachies ya doyle

    • @CressidaDick
      @CressidaDick 3 года назад

      Now do us a couple a poachies, and they d better be fkn runny!

    • @markjackson6151
      @markjackson6151 3 года назад

      @@MrBaronCabron Dog dirt

  • @gazwild438
    @gazwild438 2 года назад +11

    I appreciate this even more seeing the Americans reactions 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 god we are one of a kind aren’t we🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @jasonliegois2399
    @jasonliegois2399 2 года назад +9

    I think you would really like the lower league games in England, even non-league football. They've got something of a style to them.

  • @witheredrose8009
    @witheredrose8009 3 года назад +453

    “Two Andy Gorams. There’s only two Andy Gorams!” - After the Scottish goalkeeper was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

    • @maxfish4770
      @maxfish4770 3 года назад +1

      They don't miss!

    • @teddyshmurda3894
      @teddyshmurda3894 3 года назад +2

      Just manifique

    • @TheeMrAbz
      @TheeMrAbz 3 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂 and thats brittish football fans all summed up that they'd take the piss out of that

    • @redskunk9825
      @redskunk9825 3 года назад +24

      It was 'One Andy Goram, there's only two Andy Gorams, three Andy Gorams, there's only four Andy Gorams'

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 3 года назад +2

      Best laugh ever I was at that game 🤣🤣🤣

  • @8outof10catzDOOM
    @8outof10catzDOOM 3 года назад +276

    There's a reason Cheerleaders don't do many football events here...football is the peoples game and it was a place where the ordinary folk could go and vent in the form of chants...Sometimes it gets ugly but mostly its just banter.

    • @jamiesutherland1497
      @jamiesutherland1497 3 года назад +2

      They have cheer leaders at Palace.

    • @maxpowerii7368
      @maxpowerii7368 3 года назад +16

      @@jamiesutherland1497 Palace have always been a bit weird. They have ultras too when no one else in England has them apart from maybe Celtic’s Green Brigade.

    • @jamiesutherland1497
      @jamiesutherland1497 3 года назад +6

      @@maxpowerii7368 That's true, however most teams a have a firm so it's not totally as rare as you would think.
      And I'll confess, being a Palace fan I have absolutely nothing to do with them, I go to watch the football and chant. Will say this, Selhurst has got an awesome atmosphere.

    • @thecure4470
      @thecure4470 3 года назад

      Fans!!!🥴

    • @billtone1
      @billtone1 3 года назад

      West ham has the hammerettes

  • @amylyne1977
    @amylyne1977 3 года назад +1

    One of the best ones not sure of the lyric but i think it went like this (chant at police officers) "WE PAID FOR YOUR HATS, WE PAID FOR YOUR HATS, WE DON'T PAY ANY COUNCIL TAX, WE PAID FOR YOUR HATS"

  • @PianoMoverSmith1
    @PianoMoverSmith1 2 года назад +2

    I'm Canadian but spent a significant part of my childhood in Chichester and mainland Europe. This is the video I show people when the ask what British people are like

  • @geezerbutler4582
    @geezerbutler4582 3 года назад +96

    “You’re getting sacked in the morning” chanted at the losing team’s manager
    Brutal but usually true ...

    • @supadave1979
      @supadave1979 3 года назад +1

      Awful chant that one to be honest

    • @70wannawatch
      @70wannawatch 3 года назад +1

      As a Stokie when in the Prem,the crowd would always go nuts with Arsene Wenger the ground was not nick named the bear pit for nothing.
      "Let's all do the Wenger Na Na Na",would drive him potty,then wave their arms about like a moaning bastard he was,it would drive him nuts.

  • @ezza9578
    @ezza9578 3 года назад +218

    The plant pot on his head bit was barnsley fans . They were losing 3.0 at the time. This is what football fans do. If the team are doing rubbish we make our own entertainment 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤

    • @michaelkennedy8573
      @michaelkennedy8573 3 года назад +4

      But.. Who brought the plant pot! hahahahaha!

    • @ezza9578
      @ezza9578 3 года назад +12

      @@michaelkennedy8573 it's Barnsley. Who knows? The mind boggles

    • @legacy2504
      @legacy2504 3 года назад +20

      We still have the plant pot and its coming with us all the way to the play offs. C'mon you red's!!!!

    • @ezza9578
      @ezza9578 3 года назад +3

      @@legacy2504 let me down for 300 last week against Wednesday you buggers. Mustnt complain though you've made me a few quid this season. Best of luck for rest of season. Except when you play us of course. Up the millers

    • @chrisreaney1980
      @chrisreaney1980 3 года назад +10

      I want to make a joke about that plantpot being in the trophy cabinet but I don't wang to attract stick...