I know. That's why I don't go. I don't ever ask for pills. Bad enough you go to the Dr and they automatically treat you like a fking junkie before you get a chance to speak. I'm not making it worse by giving them ammo. So I just deal with it. Freaking pathetic ain't it?
Only this Era provides that relief at all. Otherwise you can mix some carrot roots and dandelion wine with some sage and pray. Or get yourself a script. Or have docs ignore you
@@kenw2225 what are you talking about, humans have been cultivating and using opium, with all the morphine and codeine goodness, for thousands and thousands of years now
@@GardenerEarthGuywow, the government must of come down hard in Florida. It's crazy cause now there's people all over in chronic severe pain that can't get help because the pharmaceutical companies tricked Doctors. They know the science and can control it better you would think.
@@GardenerEarthGuy I live in NY, I had an addiction to prescription painkillers when I was 19-21. I’m 31 now but I could get them if they are absolutely needed. I recently had kidney stones (excruciatingly painful) and was offered them but I said no, like an idiot btw. Wish I took them instead of legit almost crying in pain for a week
@@TheBenzwanger They came down hard across the nation on opioids. Yes, the manufacturer lied about how addictive it was. The majority of O.D.'s, during the "opioid-crisis", were due to heroin, fetanyl, or other synthetic opiates, not just rx opiates. So many people that were living with chronic pain were tapered down or cut off cold turkey over night after the CDC published their guidelines. Many of them ended up taking a forever nap due to the pain. The CDC published "guidelines" for rx'ing opiates, but if you deviated from them your license & livelyhood was at stake. Doctors didn't want any unnecessary attention or to take the risk. That's why a lot of legit chronic pain patients are suffering or worse nowadays. I wish the was a middle ground also. Even some type of test to validate your pain to the doctor. Very frustrating...
I hurt my arm really bad one day. Felt a pop not sure what it was. It freaking hurt but I HATE meds because my mom got addicted when I was younger and aside from over the counter stuff I refuse pain meds. went to the doctor to make sure I didnt really do anything to it and I swear the doctor I saw acted this same way until I specifically said I dont want any prescriptions if I didnt need them lol.
As a recovering addict I fractured my wrist and went to the walk in and told the doctor I’m a recovering addict and don’t want any narcotic pain relievers and he asked several times if I want something for the pain. Luckily I had already been clean for like 4 years so I just told him no and left it at that
Damn that's terrible! Could you possibly share that doctor's contact information? Just so I can make sure to absolutely avoid that physician. You're doing God's work. (Seriously though congrats on staying clean. It's a battle.)
I use to be a bad addict as well, and I've had the same problem. LOL 🤣 I couldn't get them pills when I wanted them, but now they practically throw them at me and I don't even want em! Man it feels good to be clean. 🙌 Glory be to God.
@Godsglory777 Man where the fuck is this. I live in Nor cal.. you know how mother fucking hard it is to get even the .5 narco. The fucking .5 with acetmetaphine or what ever it is… it’s glorified fucking Tylenol. I keep that shit just incase. Fucking sucks needing pain meds and not getting it. Fucking is the WORST!
Those painkillers are no joke! Hydrocodone, oxycodone, morphine, dilaudid, opana, will MESS YOUR LIFE UP! But if you had tripohippodipposlorisis as bad as I do, it’ll save your life. Lost both my legs, and my toes but them pills be helping
Strongest opiate in existence when crushable, stronger than fentanyl, and every othe pill. Those were the worst sickness as well, due to that fact. Better than anything. Hate thinking of it now actually. Lost alot of things as a result. Some of the memories are still heaven during morality. Lost alot regardless
@@adog3336 there’s no way. They probably hit you differently, and you’re probably not taking enough for the “high”. I always got talkative and zoned in to what I was doing
@@richardtuchscherer3589 yep! A guy I knew had them prescribed. I believe they were 15 or 20mg, the crushable ones. Did some when I was like 20 after my first time trying to quit..4 months sober and ripped a line of it. I was FLYING
One surgeon I knew told me about some lady that was passing a kidney stone and needed painkillers, turns out she had shoved gravel up her urethra just for some opioids.
Yeah about that. I had went to the hospital with severe chest and back pain. They ran a whole lot of tests, said nothing was wrong. By that night I was drenched in sweat, couldn't sit down, worst pain of my life. Every time I'd try sitting, it got much worse. Called EMTs. They arrive and the one idiot assumed I was a junky looking for a fix and asked me as much. I've never even been in an ambulance. I get to the hospital, different doctor. She takes on look at me, asks a few questions, runs one test. Comes back, I have a massive pulmonary embolism on my lungs, could have died, stayed in the hospital for nearly a month. Never make assumptions.
I've had similar interactions when going to the doctor for pain before. I had some pretty major back pain for a few days, and the doctor acted just like this. He thought I was just trying to get painkillers until I told him I didn't want any pain medicine if it wasn't absolutely 100% necessary. His tune changed even more after I showed him where the pain was. Turned out I had a _major_ kidney problem that needed immediate treatment.
Thats why doctors should take everyone serious. I’d rather examine everyone thoroughly and have all patients turn out to have nothing wrong with them than to not examine a single person properly because I don’t believe them and miss some major potentially life threatening condition. Its so frustrating to feel that something’s definitely wrong with your body but then not be taken serious
Wife went and got breast implants and went from a large A or small B to DD and they gave her something like 10 pills. My wife is a complete sissy when it comes to physical pain and she couldn't handle it. Doc completely refused to give her more despite the fact she had zero history of getting pain meds in her life and she was 30. There is a line between giving them to those that need and those that abuse, but they drew that line way off the mark.
My granddad had it, but he’s happy as a lark. Now he’s just half body scoots around on the skateboard from the naval up he could hardly tell that he ever had it.
personally i've somehow gotten myself through a lot of tests in spite of a doctor who was uncooperative to say the least. stuff on the list that it can possibly be have shrunk from 20-30 somewhere down to only 3. Can also be all three, but in general it's between fibromyalgia, ME/CFS and MS that's left. (i really don't want it to be that last one) For some reason that doctor just stopped doing stuff, and instead started calling me fat. Went to a specialist, said there's really no doubt that i got a chronic illness of that nature. Trouble is really the medical system over here, you need your regular doctor to put down your diagnostics, and the specialist don't got the authority to. It's aggravating to say the least, because i can't even work half a job with this. I more or less worked until i couldn't anymore. I'm telling you, it's boring. Very boring, but i have to even be careful about walking too far or do too many house chores. Makes me dirt poor too, not that that was any different with temporary position after temporary position.
If you want Drugs just go to the VA they can’t wait to get vets hooked on drugs. I have rotator cuff pain and numbness the doctor wouldn’t even x ray it just told me she would give me prescription pain killers. I told her I didn’t want heavy drugs just wanted them to take a good look and see if I needed surgery. No dice take the hardcore drugs or nothing
It's because of people exaggerating shit like the ones that this skit is representing that makes it harder for people with legit chronic pain that do not have a simple option to treat it to actually get prescribed pain meds. It's such bullshit to say the least.
Had wisdom teeth pulled and they gave me 3 5mg codiene tablets. I went back the next day for a refill and they looked at me like a junkie. The pain wasnt that bad, but that dose was insulting for a grown ass man
From somebody who has had all his teeth taken out in separate visits and had dentures put in you really don't need that high amount of narcotics for oral surgery. I only needed them for a day afterwards and then ibuprofen worked a lot better actually because the swelling is what causes the vast majority of the pain for oral surgery. And your mouth heals faster than the rest of the body.
i had to take 6 Vicodin a day for 3 or 4 months back in the 90s for a bad back injury finally found a doctor that could do the surgery to fix it he kept me on them for another month but after a week or two the pain was gone im pretty sure i still have almost a full bottle of that shit i was told i was going to possible have treatment for addition but once the pain was gone i didnt even want to take or have any desire to take them i think some people are just unlucky about getting addicted to that stuff
My doctor wouldn't even give me percs for my elbow syphilis last week. This country is going down the drain. I remember when we could just go to any doctor in Florida and get all the percs oxys we wanted. Smh.
And it kept the country running..in the 50'sand 60's it was "diet or pep pills"...then it switched to pain pills...it kept everyone up and going to work tho.....
Yea they get a bad rap b.c they deserve one.. don't get me wrong I feel you on the alcohol thing tho.. I have done almost every drug out there at least once or twice and nothing is more addictive than all opiates.. BELIEVE ME I KNOW.. I spent 10 years throwing my life and everything I loved in it straight down the shitter when I started taking percs daily.. then hourly then literally as many as I could possibly suck up my nose every day for the better half of 7-8 years. But despite being the most self destructive person I've ever known I somehow managed at around 30ish y/o to get my life back on track. I give ALL the credit goes to my girlfriend/wife of the past 18 years and the two wonderful children she has given me. NEVER woulda made it without her. Now as a 36 y/o recovering junkie I say this. Nothing is more physically and mentally addictive than opiates of all types. However alcohol is right up there close to the top of that list as well. I'd say definitely the top 5. And like you said.. it's as legal as drinking a bottle of water.. you know just as long as your the magical 21.
Doesn’t always happen to everyone. My disease causes my joints to die. Yes I take narcotics and no I’m not an addict. There are people who can take opioids responsibly. Also mad props for getting clean I can’t imagine how hard that is.
Meanwhile every time I go to dentist they push me drugs. I say that I feel little to no pain and they still prescribed Vicodin or the like "just in case".
Can you do a skit about bus drivers that deal with regulara that always talk off the head of the bus driver or any scenario bus drivers have to deal with
@ACLz28 passenger 1; Does this bus go to Mall of America? Bus sign: Mall of America Passenger 2: I only got 100 dollars can you give me change? Bus driver: We only take exchange maam Passenger 3; I got a 5 luggages, three stacks of boxes strapped up to rachet strap sitting in a grocery cart... oh and my electric scooter and stroller with my baby in it. Can I get in? Bus driver: maam thats a lot stuff and that aint no baby all I see is a cat in that stroller Passenger: so is that a yes? Bus driver: 🙄
Those who suffer from Tricapoliosclerosis unfortunately have a high mortality rate. The only treatment for Tricapoliosclerosis is Di-Hydrogen-MonOxide. The treatment has shown to extend the Patients longevity.
lol when I was a kid you could talk about you stubbed your toe and they’d give you like 2 bottles of oxycodone or something, and now a days I had a buddy who recently had dental surgery and they gave him some extra strength Tylenol 😂😂
I stopped going to see a Dr. Tired of them telling me, I don't know whats wrong, but come back if you still having problems. I'm not looking for pain meds. I don't want them. Just want to know whats going on. So instead I go day to day in pain.
I guess the benefit of being an alcoholic is that I can tell my doctor I'm going through withdrawal and am scared of seizures and I'll get some Xanax for my anxiety. Mind you I am not a pill popper so I don't really use them but they are amazing to have in case of anxiety or WD's.
Some people get drugs no matter what they come in for if you look alright and respectable they won’t give you nothing. Take is as a compliment if they won’t give you nothing
I don't know how people get the good drugs. The only time I've ever been on any opioid was after surgery, and I was in the middle of a full-on nervous breakdown and STILL never got any benzos.
I was working at a Sheetrock company many moons ago, while carrying a 8ft 3/4 green board up 5 flights of stairs i tweaked my back. Damn legs gave out it hurt so bad. My foreman took me to the local pull up ER, rive mins in and the doctor gave me a prescription for what seemed to be a 5gal bucket of Vicodin and a note for 2 weeks off. That shit just about got me. I realized what I was happening before it got me wrapped up and i threw that shit in the garbage disposal. Now all i take is ibuprofen.
Honestly I'd rather have a certain percentage of people get addicted than have innocent people with chronic pain live in misery and/or off themselves because they can't get the medication they need.
I actually DO have the most painful condition known to medical science (no joke) it's a 9.7 out of 10 and childbirth is a 9.5.. still found this hilarious :D
why is this doctor acting like addiction isn't also a disease that he has to treat? the patient literally has something wrong with him - he's willing to cut off his legs for pills! he's in ACTUAL pain!
I don't understand how you could even get addicted to pain pills in the first place. Like who actually wants to feel lazy and useless all day long everyday?
I know you're b.s.ing right now but i go to the doctor cause im in a crap ton of pain right now. I always tell them i dont want any pills, i want the issue to be fixed. They still dont believe me
Doctor Walks in... So what's the Problem. Victim: I got Lumbago Doctor: oh Lord how you even walk in here: Victim: Falls Down, Oh the Pain DOCTOR: Assistant Get the Butt Thermometer Quick. VICTIM: Oh I'm Good (Runs out crying my lumbago)
Tricapoliosclerosis is no joke. I died from it last week.
Dear God!!!! I’m so sorry for your loss!!! Prayers for a better second life! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Yup just like Doc said. Cardiotricapoloosclerosis. What a shame. When’s the services? Got any left over pills?
Came close to getting herpagonoreAIDS that one night with that 10 cent whore. Glad I wore a rubber that night.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good to see you're trying to pull through that right now.
What really sucks is having legitimate chronic, moderate to severe back pain every day, and the doctors still treat you this way.
I know. That's why I don't go. I don't ever ask for pills. Bad enough you go to the Dr and they automatically treat you like a fking junkie before you get a chance to speak. I'm not making it worse by giving them ammo. So I just deal with it. Freaking pathetic ain't it?
Took me almost 2 years to even get something for Pain
Only this Era provides that relief at all. Otherwise you can mix some carrot roots and dandelion wine with some sage and pray. Or get yourself a script. Or have docs ignore you
Whyy @@willyluciano9036
@@kenw2225 what are you talking about, humans have been cultivating and using opium, with all the morphine and codeine goodness, for thousands and thousands of years now
My brother’s friend’s wive’s son’s wife had chickenpolioschlerosis and it was no joke.
Godalmighty I hate to hear that!! PRAYERS 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 Please keep us updated!!!
chickenpolioschlerosis? isn't that the new dish they serve down at the Olive Garden?
@@johnny_wrenchhave some respect
No, thats the dish they serve at the new Mexican joint downtown.@@johnny_wrench
In Florida- you could go in with all your limbs broken and they will throw you out if you ask for pain killers!
Used to be the opposite I’ve seen documentaries on folks going down there for doctor shopping
@@mattyice9923
Those days are long gone and now they fly into a rage for asking!
@@GardenerEarthGuywow, the government must of come down hard in Florida. It's crazy cause now there's people all over in chronic severe pain that can't get help because the pharmaceutical companies tricked Doctors. They know the science and can control it better you would think.
@@GardenerEarthGuy I live in NY, I had an addiction to prescription painkillers when I was 19-21. I’m 31 now but I could get them if they are absolutely needed. I recently had kidney stones (excruciatingly painful) and was offered them but I said no, like an idiot btw. Wish I took them instead of legit almost crying in pain for a week
@@TheBenzwanger They came down hard across the nation on opioids.
Yes, the manufacturer lied about how addictive it was.
The majority of O.D.'s, during the "opioid-crisis", were due to heroin, fetanyl, or other synthetic opiates, not just rx opiates.
So many people that were living with chronic pain were tapered down or cut off cold turkey over night after the CDC published their guidelines. Many of them ended up taking a forever nap due to the pain. The CDC published "guidelines" for rx'ing opiates, but if you deviated from them your license & livelyhood was at stake. Doctors didn't want any unnecessary attention or to take the risk. That's why a lot of legit chronic pain patients are suffering or worse nowadays.
I wish the was a middle ground also. Even some type of test to validate your pain to the doctor. Very frustrating...
nurse in background has a dog and is a vet assistant :0
I hurt my arm really bad one day. Felt a pop not sure what it was. It freaking hurt but I HATE meds because my mom got addicted when I was younger and aside from over the counter stuff I refuse pain meds. went to the doctor to make sure I didnt really do anything to it and I swear the doctor I saw acted this same way until I specifically said I dont want any prescriptions if I didnt need them lol.
Over the counter medications are hardly safe. Acetaminophen is one of the leading causes of liver failure and kills about 50 thousand every year
As a recovering addict I fractured my wrist and went to the walk in and told the doctor I’m a recovering addict and don’t want any narcotic pain relievers and he asked several times if I want something for the pain. Luckily I had already been clean for like 4 years so I just told him no and left it at that
Damn that's terrible! Could you possibly share that doctor's contact information? Just so I can make sure to absolutely avoid that physician. You're doing God's work.
(Seriously though congrats on staying clean. It's a battle.)
Good for you man.
Hopefully they gave you non-narcotic options for pain mgmt.
Stay strong!
I use to be a bad addict as well, and I've had the same problem. LOL 🤣 I couldn't get them pills when I wanted them, but now they practically throw them at me and I don't even want em! Man it feels good to be clean. 🙌 Glory be to God.
Good on you bro. Respect for keeping yourself together
@Godsglory777 Man where the fuck is this. I live in Nor cal.. you know how mother fucking hard it is to get even the .5 narco. The fucking .5 with acetmetaphine or what ever it is… it’s glorified fucking Tylenol. I keep that shit just incase. Fucking sucks needing pain meds and not getting it. Fucking is the WORST!
Those painkillers are no joke! Hydrocodone, oxycodone, morphine, dilaudid, opana, will MESS YOUR LIFE UP! But if you had tripohippodipposlorisis as bad as I do, it’ll save your life. Lost both my legs, and my toes but them pills be helping
Opana! Been a while since I heard about those! Yup they'll mess your life up, but mannn in the beginning they're amazing 🤷
They CAN
Strongest opiate in existence when crushable, stronger than fentanyl, and every othe pill. Those were the worst sickness as well, due to that fact. Better than anything. Hate thinking of it now actually. Lost alot of things as a result. Some of the memories are still heaven during morality. Lost alot regardless
@@adog3336 there’s no way. They probably hit you differently, and you’re probably not taking enough for the “high”. I always got talkative and zoned in to what I was doing
@@richardtuchscherer3589 yep! A guy I knew had them prescribed. I believe they were 15 or 20mg, the crushable ones. Did some when I was like 20 after my first time trying to quit..4 months sober and ripped a line of it. I was FLYING
As an emt, I can’t tell you how many patients we transport specifically just to get medication for absolutely nothing wrong with them 😭
One surgeon I knew told me about some lady that was passing a kidney stone and needed painkillers, turns out she had shoved gravel up her urethra just for some opioids.
@@KarlMySuitcase WTF 🤣
Yeah about that. I had went to the hospital with severe chest and back pain. They ran a whole lot of tests, said nothing was wrong. By that night I was drenched in sweat, couldn't sit down, worst pain of my life. Every time I'd try sitting, it got much worse. Called EMTs. They arrive and the one idiot assumed I was a junky looking for a fix and asked me as much. I've never even been in an ambulance. I get to the hospital, different doctor. She takes on look at me, asks a few questions, runs one test. Comes back, I have a massive pulmonary embolism on my lungs, could have died, stayed in the hospital for nearly a month. Never make assumptions.
@@DevotedDisciple-xdamn how much was that hospital bill
I mean something *is* wrong with them...
I've had similar interactions when going to the doctor for pain before. I had some pretty major back pain for a few days, and the doctor acted just like this. He thought I was just trying to get painkillers until I told him I didn't want any pain medicine if it wasn't absolutely 100% necessary. His tune changed even more after I showed him where the pain was. Turned out I had a _major_ kidney problem that needed immediate treatment.
Thats why doctors should take everyone serious. I’d rather examine everyone thoroughly and have all patients turn out to have nothing wrong with them than to not examine a single person properly because I don’t believe them and miss some major potentially life threatening condition. Its so frustrating to feel that something’s definitely wrong with your body but then not be taken serious
Hard when 5/10 patients are junkies looking opiods
This is so accurate 🤣. 6 year's ago wouldn't be a problem to get that "script" from that DR and 2 others 😂
It amazes how the people that sell em are able to get an endless supply yet I got surgery and they gave me 10 of em 😂
💯, had double hip replacement and I got 30 Percocet 5s no refills
Wife went and got breast implants and went from a large A or small B to DD and they gave her something like 10 pills. My wife is a complete sissy when it comes to physical pain and she couldn't handle it.
Doc completely refused to give her more despite the fact she had zero history of getting pain meds in her life and she was 30.
There is a line between giving them to those that need and those that abuse, but they drew that line way off the mark.
@@Kyle496they are saying there is risk of addiction in 2 weeks. They definitely aren’t handing those out for elective cosmetic surgery.
And it was probably extra strength Tylenol lol
@@Kyle496supposed to include pics jk haha
Bro gimme that 5 min surgery lol 😂 if that was legit I’d do it
Dental >>>>>>>
Dude im startin to think you just might be legendary funny! 😂😂😂
My granddad had it, but he’s happy as a lark. Now he’s just half body scoots around on the skateboard from the naval up he could hardly tell that he ever had it.
This is why doctors don't believe the people that need it. And why my dying grandma has to jump through hoops to be somewhat pain free
personally i've somehow gotten myself through a lot of tests in spite of a doctor who was uncooperative to say the least. stuff on the list that it can possibly be have shrunk from 20-30 somewhere down to only 3. Can also be all three, but in general it's between fibromyalgia, ME/CFS and MS that's left. (i really don't want it to be that last one) For some reason that doctor just stopped doing stuff, and instead started calling me fat. Went to a specialist, said there's really no doubt that i got a chronic illness of that nature. Trouble is really the medical system over here, you need your regular doctor to put down your diagnostics, and the specialist don't got the authority to. It's aggravating to say the least, because i can't even work half a job with this. I more or less worked until i couldn't anymore. I'm telling you, it's boring. Very boring, but i have to even be careful about walking too far or do too many house chores. Makes me dirt poor too, not that that was any different with temporary position after temporary position.
Monsteridis is real, see a construction work that hasn't had his first three monsters before 7am is scary.
Man i hope your feeling better soon 😂😂 i feel your pain
Can't help but think the perfect end to the clip would of been the Doctor pulling out a bottle and popping a few pills "for stress".
If you want Drugs just go to the VA they can’t wait to get vets hooked on drugs. I have rotator cuff pain and numbness the doctor wouldn’t even x ray it just told me she would give me prescription pain killers. I told her I didn’t want heavy drugs just wanted them to take a good look and see if I needed surgery. No dice take the hardcore drugs or nothing
thanks for the laughs. I imagine you have worked with or met a lifetime supply of future content
It's because of people exaggerating shit like the ones that this skit is representing that makes it harder for people with legit chronic pain that do not have a simple option to treat it to actually get prescribed pain meds. It's such bullshit to say the least.
Hotdog he'll yeah a script and id be ready to look like Lieutenant Dan next Halloween!!! Sign me up Doc!! 😅
Had wisdom teeth pulled and they gave me 3 5mg codiene tablets. I went back the next day for a refill and they looked at me like a junkie.
The pain wasnt that bad, but that dose was insulting for a grown ass man
From somebody who has had all his teeth taken out in separate visits and had dentures put in you really don't need that high amount of narcotics for oral surgery. I only needed them for a day afterwards and then ibuprofen worked a lot better actually because the swelling is what causes the vast majority of the pain for oral surgery. And your mouth heals faster than the rest of the body.
i had to take 6 Vicodin a day for 3 or 4 months back in the 90s for a bad back injury finally found a doctor that could do the surgery to fix it he kept me on them for another month but after a week or two the pain was gone im pretty sure i still have almost a full bottle of that shit i was told i was going to possible have treatment for addition but once the pain was gone i didnt even want to take or have any desire to take them i think some people are just unlucky about getting addicted to that stuff
Wal-Mart thief prevention buggy checker in the Ghetto.. Great video!
Amazing! You are one of my favorite youtubers man. Always have me Laughing my ass off. Keep up the hard work man!
I had that chickenpoxscoliopoliosorosiss.
Dam doctor took pitty on me, and cut off my legs.
Then he gave me a script for xanax bars.
It was a win/win.
My doctor wouldn't even give me percs for my elbow syphilis last week. This country is going down the drain. I remember when we could just go to any doctor in Florida and get all the percs oxys we wanted. Smh.
That was a problem lol. Cause when it stopped. Heroin and fent boomed. They should be more giving of pain meds than present, but less than the 2009
And it kept the country running..in the 50'sand 60's it was "diet or pep pills"...then it switched to pain pills...it kept everyone up and going to work tho.....
I knew a guy that kicked a tree as hard as he could barefooted, just to get some hydros 🤣
Nobody gonna talk about the creepy lady in the bg? 🤣
Pain pills always get a bad rap......and alcohol is fkn legal....Good ole usa
Yea they get a bad rap b.c they deserve one.. don't get me wrong I feel you on the alcohol thing tho.. I have done almost every drug out there at least once or twice and nothing is more addictive than all opiates.. BELIEVE ME I KNOW.. I spent 10 years throwing my life and everything I loved in it straight down the shitter when I started taking percs daily.. then hourly then literally as many as I could possibly suck up my nose every day for the better half of 7-8 years. But despite being the most self destructive person I've ever known I somehow managed at around 30ish y/o to get my life back on track. I give ALL the credit goes to my girlfriend/wife of the past 18 years and the two wonderful children she has given me. NEVER woulda made it without her. Now as a 36 y/o recovering junkie I say this. Nothing is more physically and mentally addictive than opiates of all types. However alcohol is right up there close to the top of that list as well. I'd say definitely the top 5. And like you said.. it's as legal as drinking a bottle of water.. you know just as long as your the magical 21.
@@ACLz28If you can get some, I'll buy them and do one with ya! 👌🏻😉👍🏻
Doesn’t always happen to everyone. My disease causes my joints to die. Yes I take narcotics and no I’m not an addict. There are people who can take opioids responsibly. Also mad props for getting clean I can’t imagine how hard that is.
My comment got blocked because I joked about buying pills? What a fucking joke.
@@rieaweer7459 You're not an addict until you don't have any. Stop lying to yourself, it's fucking pathetic.
I'm sorry, is that a dog being treated in the room next door 😂
Glad someone else is staring at that! 😂
And they never even moved. 😂
Meanwhile every time I go to dentist they push me drugs. I say that I feel little to no pain and they still prescribed Vicodin or the like "just in case".
As a person with two bad disks it's even impossible for me to get anything. My liver is probably going to die from it
Out the door with some ibuprofen 800s 🤣
Can you do a skit about bus drivers that deal with regulara that always talk off the head of the bus driver or any scenario bus drivers have to deal with
Tell me you drive a bus without saying you drive a bus!
@ACLz28
passenger 1; Does this bus go to Mall of America?
Bus sign: Mall of America
Passenger 2: I only got 100 dollars can you give me change?
Bus driver: We only take exchange maam
Passenger 3; I got a 5 luggages, three stacks of boxes strapped up to rachet strap sitting in a grocery cart... oh and my electric scooter and stroller with my baby in it. Can I get in?
Bus driver: maam thats a lot stuff and that aint no baby all I see is a cat in that stroller
Passenger: so is that a yes?
Bus driver: 🙄
HILARIOUS!! Keep em coming
It's a good day when Marshall post
Those who suffer from Tricapoliosclerosis unfortunately have a high mortality rate. The only treatment for Tricapoliosclerosis is Di-Hydrogen-MonOxide. The treatment has shown to extend the Patients longevity.
I take my dog to the vet for achy joints, my joints haven't felt this good in a long time.
I get tired of walking 😂😂😂
I feel this is southeastern kentucky in a nutshell.
My doctor called me a hypocondriac. That really hurt.
lol when I was a kid you could talk about you stubbed your toe and they’d give you like 2 bottles of oxycodone or something, and now a days I had a buddy who recently had dental surgery and they gave him some extra strength Tylenol 😂😂
omg, Tricapoliosclerosis, THATS SERIOUS!! Hope you got it sorted out!
I stopped going to see a Dr. Tired of them telling me, I don't know whats wrong, but come back if you still having problems. I'm not looking for pain meds. I don't want them. Just want to know whats going on. So instead I go day to day in pain.
Really it's the insurance company trying to get out of things....!!
Is she holding a dog in the background? 😂😂 he went to the vet 😂
the crooks wont stop,....
do ya see them every where i go?
I guess the benefit of being an alcoholic is that I can tell my doctor I'm going through withdrawal and am scared of seizures and I'll get some Xanax for my anxiety. Mind you I am not a pill popper so I don't really use them but they are amazing to have in case of anxiety or WD's.
I always forget its the same person LOOOL
Yup... most of them dont give a damn anymore unless you're rich
Some people get drugs no matter what they come in for if you look alright and respectable they won’t give you nothing. Take is as a compliment if they won’t give you nothing
Is this a Veterinarian Clinic?
Comedic gold!
I've seen this a lot in healthcare.
I don't know how people get the good drugs. The only time I've ever been on any opioid was after surgery, and I was in the middle of a full-on nervous breakdown and STILL never got any benzos.
I was working at a Sheetrock company many moons ago, while carrying a 8ft 3/4 green board up 5 flights of stairs i tweaked my back. Damn legs gave out it hurt so bad.
My foreman took me to the local pull up ER, rive mins in and the doctor gave me a prescription for what seemed to be a 5gal bucket of Vicodin and a note for 2 weeks off.
That shit just about got me. I realized what I was happening before it got me wrapped up and i threw that shit in the garbage disposal. Now all i take is ibuprofen.
don't take ibuprofen either, it will kill your organs
Honestly I'd rather have a certain percentage of people get addicted than have innocent people with chronic pain live in misery and/or off themselves because they can't get the medication they need.
being addicted doesn't make you not innocent. it's a physical ailment in literally the same way as pain.
Oh you want that pill that starts with a D? What is it? Da Da Da Da DA MOTRIN? That's all you are getting today.
K-2s and K-4s doesn't start with D doc!
I actually DO have the most painful condition known to medical science (no joke) it's a 9.7 out of 10 and childbirth is a 9.5.. still found this hilarious :D
is it having a massive penus? is that what the condition is?
I love the dog in the back lol crackhead trying to get drugs at the vet
Best one yet!
why is this doctor acting like addiction isn't also a disease that he has to treat? the patient literally has something wrong with him - he's willing to cut off his legs for pills! he's in ACTUAL pain!
You know this is everyday too lol.
I am one of the lucky few that gets extremely nausous on opiods so i only take them when i absolutely need to
man I don't even like walkin! lmao
Is that how drs act now? I stoped going 20 years ago because I got tired of waiting to be seen… they time ain’t no more valuable than mine.
The answer is always, I can’t afford the one treatment, give me the cheaper option
why is this happening in a vet office
Because science
@@MarshallPatrick ok I believe the science boss
Clearly this is the company approved doctor.
Who's the handsome intelligent actor that played the doctor? I think he is an actual doctor . . .
You got a drip hahaha
How do you spell that diagnosis 😂😂
I broke my elbow and I refused to take medication
It would be even funnier if he went to the vet to ask for pills
Whats that lady holding in the back lol
So sick of doctors thinking there special cuz they learned latin
The VA be like
Real pain he would have asked for 1/2 a pill and the surgery lol
How he get to that Dr.? His girlfriend drive him? He borrow $5 to take the bus?
Nobody does pills anymore. Those days are long gone. It's all heroin, fentanyl, and meth. Those are your 3 options these days.
Actual heroin hasn't been around for a decade unless your right next to a country that specifically grows opium poppy fields.
The women choking the cat in the back ground is distracting. Dude going to the animal hospital for some pills 😂
Chikapolyo😂😂😂😂😂
Tricapoliosclerosis!?, aww man, better get that treated before it turns into Necrotizing rhabdomyanalis
Had it twiced last weekend
I don't understand how you could even get addicted to pain pills in the first place. Like who actually wants to feel lazy and useless all day long everyday?
brother, they're for pain. they're for feeling "not in pain". have you heard of pain? pain sucks
Clearly you’re too young to understand what physical pain is.
Too bad the amputation dont stop the pain tho
Brother you could play good parts in comedy's
I know you're b.s.ing right now but i go to the doctor cause im in a crap ton of pain right now. I always tell them i dont want any pills, i want the issue to be fixed. They still dont believe me
That doc is pissed dude good try though
What the dog doing
Crazy thing I work hvac at a hospital and it’s hilarious that you made this 😂
Triple fool lee oh sis, no Roxies unless you got that goodi surance, you just get some dentist plain Jane hydro's, won't even do nothing
Send them Norcos/Tabs daddies way then!
I don’t even like walkin!
People go to great lengths to score a script. Sum of their Fictional stories rival Stephen King novels.
How bout pain pills for today AND make it to away forever
Doctor Walks in... So what's the Problem.
Victim: I got Lumbago
Doctor: oh Lord how you even walk in here:
Victim: Falls Down, Oh the Pain
DOCTOR: Assistant Get the Butt Thermometer Quick.
VICTIM: Oh I'm Good (Runs out crying my lumbago)
I knew a guy just like that!!😂