Dumbest Laws Of All Time!
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
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In Great Brittain there's a law that states that attempted suicide is to be punished with the death penalty. Just saying.
Thomogon, wow. So ironic!! Do u have any idea why they did that? People need help after attempting suicide, not death! 😂
MetalBearLife basically the law is hundreds of years old and taking your own life was considered a sin that would damn you to hell. Seeing as there were three possible punishments, being public shaming in many different forms, battery and jailtime or the death penalty I see why this would be considered worthy of the death penalty. The law is luckily unenforced but it's still there.
Thanks or such a swift reply! Don’t religious peeps also think that people who commit suicide also go to purgatory? Maybe I have that switched in my head with something else. Cheers!
Your a funny and somewhat weirdly educated dude! I love it :)
MetalBearLife my thanks to you dear sir ;)
“You don’t wanna frighten the pickles”
Remember: licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
This made me laugh even after Stephan hillenburgs death. Thank you
It was his hat mr. Krabs. He was number 1!
Just rewatched it. In Germany there is law stating that you’re allowed to be in your car and drive fully naked. However if you step out and your skin is not covered, you have to pay a fine.
Drive into your house and you’ll be fine duh
I knew someone in my home town in Connecticut who threw a traffic cone off of an overpass (and I'm talking one of the trashcan sized ones). There was about 5 seconds of silence after he threw it, followed by the sound of someone's window shattering and them skidding off the highway. A law was enacted regarding cones and overpasses the next week.
FUCKING LEGEND
Josh Pilkington that's not a great thing to do in the first place you realise?
Tell that someone they're a fucking idiot
😂(btw I'm also in Connecticut)
Austin rocking the dad hat.
*SAYS PIKACHU WITH HAT*
My dad wears one of those hats with the bill that's bigger than the hat and flatter than a five year old girl, it has one of those plastic straps to adjust the size and he wears it backwards... I wish my dad would wear a hat like Austin, so he wouldn't look like a fucking moron...
Google Chrome verfied ;)
@@Evilwhiteclownpunk my dad is dead
Mine is too... I just like to talk shit sometimes...
"I'm a badass, I'm an outlaw"
***sells dog hair in Delaware***
Hell yeah it’s the Dickey and Dines’ Receding Hairlines Show!
I'm from southern Indiana and I don't think we even have the manpower to police the horse law. There are SOOOO many Amish communities. I couldn't imagine the two freaking cops in our town trying to chase down ALL the freaking Amish buggies.
It's illegal to have oral sex in Indiana
Tyler Hobbs damn what a cruel world
Jessica Jemison ITS DAMN LEVI!!! AFTER HIM!!!
@@eagleman7141 LMAOOO
Hey Jessica Jemison pro tip: say you're from Cincinnati
Source: am from northern kentucky aka Cincinnati
"Where were we? Ohio?"
"Yeah some Southern State."
Um Jared, Ohio isn't in the South
Briana Boyer maybe not geographically, but have you ever been to Ohio? *banjo plays*
@@sonofchlar6144 can confirm. Outside of Cincinnati, Columbus and Cleveland, Ohio is pretty much as southern ad Tennessee or Georgia. We just have different accents. Fun fact, a true Cincinnati accent is what newscasters try to imitate because we sound so fucking boring it's very easy to understand what we're saying.
im pretty sure any state in the bible belt is considered southern
South of the Mason Dixon line is the South. Although Florida is in a category all their own.
I'm Australian but I've always considered Ohio to be north eastern
When they said that it's illegal to put a coin in your ear in Hawaii, I just imagined some dude holding a coin up to his ear and cops surrounding him with guns out and the dude with the coin is just like "DONT MAKE ME DO IT!!!"
I know of a really weird thing that isn't really a law.. Cannibalism is legal in the UK, the person you eat has to give concent, you can't kill them, or kidnap them though. but if you want to eat someone, there is no law against it
Zantor Gaming that's the same as the USA
Consent
How is that weird?
gunner murphy Yea eating people are normal. You never had a human cheeseburger?
Zantor Gaming why would there be?
I'm from Arkansas, and now I suddenly want to honk at a bunch of sandwich shops after 9 p.m. 😂 Also, 13:36 made me laugh so hard.
8:45 looking at Austins ear and being like... yes you have put a coin in ur ear XD
I love your channel! You guys are hilarious, brings a smile to my face every time i watch
Angelique Nunez thank you so much!! We are very happy that you enjoy it! :)
I will forever get pickles to see if they bounce. * opens jar of sliced pickles and throws them * I demand my money back.
"I just shaved my puppy" sounds suggestive
*_Brekin da laa_*
I live in Michigan, almost everything is closed on sundays, except for gas stations, grocery stores, things like that. And grocery stores must have permits to sell alcohol before noon on a Sunday.
Dammitt, my real identity is exposed, I am a goblin gopher...
Imagine if your job was a pickle bouncer 😂😂 like what 😂
I'd take that job
When I was 6 yrs old my friend and I tried to make cars honk, and somehow one of the drives interpreted that movement as throwing bricks so they called the police and said that some teenagers were throwing bricks at cars. The police arrived with 4 cars at first but when they saw they were dealing with 2 scared to death kids instead of teenagers throwing bricks 2 of the cars already turned around and drove back. The agents who talked to us tried to explain nicely what happened and dropped us at my friends house. His mom made us hot chocolate cause were still shocked so yeah that's an experience I'll never forget
With that eyesight, I don’t think that person is legally allowed to drive
Squidward's Testicles Lol I should have said that, amazing
2:43 "you don't wanna frighten the pickles" 😂😂😂
Another Crazy Law: In California it's illegal to pit an ice cream cone in your back pockets on Sunday's
merktroller Same in sweet home Alabama, except you're not allowed to have one in your pocket at all, even if it's not Sunday.
Big question to the lawmakers. Why the fuck would anyone want to do that?!
Thanks to the Dickey dines show, I got 13 people arrested for driving in Minnesota with dirty tires.
In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing off key
This should be the law everywhere.
It's not the wrong key. It's chromatic.
I worked as an English teacher for a couple of years and there was this lesson about Laws that I needed my students to get interested into.
So there was I looking up for the most ridiculous laws around the world and I actually remember the one about the donkey on the bathtub.
I think it's in Milan, it's illegal not to smile.
And I'm pretty sure that in Florida, on Thursdays, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 p.m.
It is also illegal in Florida to leave your elephant tied to a parking meter without paying, have sex with a porcupine, molest a trash can in Daytona Beach, set off torpedoes in Destin and have sex in other positions besides missionary.
The shit that goes down in florida is above me
We blame Florida man
Mixing Breaking the Law with Rollin' is the best thing I've ever heard. Thank you.
Jared please... turn your hat around.
It's Music Man swag
Driving blindfolded sounds like a drinking game with others involved
Also in Arkansas, it’s illegal to pronounce the state name as “Ar-kansas”
How about a new episode of dining with dickey?
As long as it has bouncing pickles in it
IIRC Dickey hates em.
what is IIRC?
Chris S. an acronym
As someone in rural minnesota, that dirty tire paw is definitely not enforced, i see tractors coming off the field leaving dirt on the road all the time
Sleeveless shirts are banned and Austin immediately looks down fucking love this show so much
I agree with the no throwing things on the highway law. When my family and i were driving through little rock arkansas at night once, someone threw a stop sign from an overpass onto our car. We picked it up and went to the nearest gas station and a cop was already there with another car with a huge hole through the windshield. The person was never caught. Thankfully no one was hurt
17:56. That noise startled the shit out of me for a sec lol
Me: *slams on breaks to avoid a crash and my tires screech*
Kansas: STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!!!!
I got a ticket in WI for "tire screeching". 300 bucks.
18:16 I thought at least one of you would say "..and people be like IWRESTLEDABEARONCE"
As someone who has lived in Arkansas my whole life, I'm about to go sit at a Subway at 9:05 to honk my horn until I get in trouble and see if the ticket is for honking outside a sandwich shop or disturbing the peace.
The surprise pizza law was probably passed back when paid for the pizza in cash when it was delivered. It was a pretty common prank to order pizza sent to someone else's house.
in finland stores can sell alcohol only between 9am-9pm and it can't be over 5,5% strenght. If you want stronger stuff you have to go to the goverment monopoly alcohol store where they sell liquors, wines etc.and it's also closed on sundays.
A lot of places in the southeast U.S. won't sell alcohol on Sundays. It's usually up to the county and some of them prohibit the sell of liquor all together.
you don’t wanna frighten the *pickles*
If no one's enforcing a law, while everyone's breaking it, is it really a law?
Maine Squad!!!! I live in that exact town in Maine and brother believe me. That intersection/storefront is a zoo all the time lol.
Legit
In Colorado also we couldn't get alcohol on Sundays until fairly recently. I think around 2010'ish but you can look it up.
I literally wore a tank top to your show in Baltimore, I’ve lived here my whole life, and I have NEVER heard of that bullshit law
Jared you should grow your beard out 🤙🏼
:)
You’re gonna freak out, but look at the new video
the Kentucky law is "a woman cannot marry the same man three times" but it's close enough, love your content Jared and Austin you're some of the funniest people I know. GREAT WORK!
Austin's face when the bear hug pun was said looked so fuckin done with it lmao
In Oklahoma it's illegal to walk backwards in downtown okc well eating a hamburger
I'm doing this.
We'll see if any cops say anything 😂
That sounds like something peter parker would have done in spiderman 3 when he was doing his dancin.
Look up local dumb laws also, they are hilarious. A town here in Georgia has a law against eating fried chicken with a fork
Florida man arrested for not paying parking fee for elephant.
As a citizen of Minnesota, I guaranty that that muddy tire law is definitely not inforced, mostly cause every other road is a gravel road
Fun fact: in Arkansas it's illegal to pronounce Arkansas wrong (Ar-Kansas, Arkan-sass, etc.)
Our can's ass.
not sure about now, but i remember not being able to buy beer in Colorado on Sunday; had to drive down to New Mexico.
Love you guys you always make me happy
6:00 good thing I haven’t sold dog hair, I didn’t even know that was a law in Delaware (where I live)
I lived in Maryland for most of my live. Sleeveless shirts are allowed. That law is BS.
I've never heard of that Maryland law, and I live maryland, but very interesting I'm gonna ask around 😂😂
Donkey fell asleep in tub, flood happened, time and money wasted saving donkey from going over a cliff.
Therefore, no donkeys in bathtubs. That's a thing that happened.
jared: whats up goblin gofers today you are looking at..
Me: Pantera wearing hats?
Hey Austin and Jared, since you were talking about shaved bears, have you ever seen a sun bear; or even worse, a malnourished sun bear?
The Hawaiian law was most likely to prevent locals from making earrings out of the coins for tourists.
The pizza one I used to do lol back in 6th grade, we would just order crazy complicated orders to random addresses we found on Google 😂
In Utah, it was illegal to collect rainwater until 2010.
Dan Esp don’t forget the illegality of whale hunting from the freeway.
Dude catch me outside at 8;59 😂😂😂😂
I mean the blindfold one doesn’t need to exit because it’s illegal to drive with anything blocking your view at all. Actually that might just be in Michigan. I thinks it’s everywhere though
Texas.... liquor stores are closed on Sunday. I dont know if its like that anywhere else.
"Oh Bouy!"
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In indiana they just recently started selling closed containers of alcohol on sundays. If memory serves they can sell it from 12pm to 8pm.
I could see the dirty tires thing though. I've seen it happen more that once where someone with dirty tires is driving along and a huge dirt clod flies off of the tire and into someone else's car, causing damage to the windshield or dents into the car.
"Its illegal to keep a couch on your porch in Colorado". Try and stop me Feds.
@0:31 My dad uses the ol breakin the law joke on the daily! 🤣
How to make a Monday morning better? Dickeydines upload! Woooo! Sup wieners?!
MsBlack Dahlia Yes, these guys are hilarious! Their kinda like an old married couple. 😆 just in how well they know each other.
I lived in a small town with a big cake shop and it was illegal to honk your horn or play music that is audible outside the vehicle within 1 mile of the cake shop (apparently the cakes fall)
I live in Derby Kansas lol grew up there as well never got pulled over for it, but yes they consider it exhibition of speed
I imagine for the pizza one it's because of people ordering pizza to people's houses, and selecting the "Pay by cash" option, so the person whose house had been ordered to would have to pay.
Omg play the 1st like 3 seconds of the video at .25x speed lmao
Heeeeeeeea heeeeeeeeeeq
Alabama also has a law against keeping an ice cream cones in your back pocket. Also in Anniston Alabama, it's "unlawful" to wear blue jeans on Noble Street....everywhere else is fine....just that one street.
We have a marching band tradition, the veterans will put a coin in their ear, act like it doesnt exist, and confuse the rookies
The dickolas dinesworth show is probably the greatest thing to happen to media.
Everything else on youtube gets 2nd place
Austin looking like hes about to cook some nice burgers on the bbq
NC doesn't allow liquor sales on sunday. Sadly
In the NY, CT, area we couldn’t buy alcohol on Sundays
Hello there. Fun fact: When I was in American Samoa last year (was there for 5.5 months), people had coins in their ear all the time. For instance, if like a high school kid didn't have a wallet and had borrowed a quarter for bussfare, he would sometimes put it in his ear an keep it there.
Im old enough to remember no caller id , having 4 pizzas delivered to random people is funny.
10:47 Funny story actually, me and 3 of my friends in the 4th grade got suspended for a few days because we were throwing rocks at cars as they drove past the playground. It stopped when someone hit a semi's windshield and it broke. Just a funny relatable story. Also the guy walked parked his truck in the middle of the road and walked onto the playground which scared the living shit out of all of us lol
We dont sell alcohol here in Utah on Sundays and we dont have any hard liquor in grocery stores. :/ kinda sucks.
In Indiana they didn't sell alcohol on Sunday until recently.
Dude I live in South Berwick and it's so true, the parking lot is right next to the elementary school and there is like no space. During the summer, everyone goes to dunks, and all the drivers Ed kids all get out to go there; basically everyone goes there or the Aroma Joe's (more coffee) across the street. It's a small town🤣
I live in Williams Lake BC Canada and one of my towns laws are if you get kicked out of town you must receive a free horse, a gun and one bullet
LOST FUXX Just one?! How in the fuck would you survive?! I'm never goin' to your town.
Jared, love the Music Man hat bro. I have the same one
I googled shaved bear...
I regret my life now
Please dont ever make a comment again 😂
I got one for you. Please search up 'intensive gangrene'.
In luzerne country, PA its illegal to have a firepit lit without making hot dogs
Apple Berry, boy you know we rockin the Coconut Lime
15:59 At least one of the southern states with the alcohol law is Texas. You can buy wine/beer/wine coolers/malt liquor at any store. Liquor stores are the only places that can sell actual liquor. Any alcohol containing more than 17 percent alcohol may be sold on a Sunday or after 10pm on any day. They are also disallowed from selling those on federal holidays. (Everything from Christmas to Labor Day.)
Mud on tires fucken killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
At 18 when i moved out and got my own place in Phoenix, AZ I had a couch on my porch and the hoa called the cops because they didn't have the rule written down and the cop came to my house and told me i had to get rid of it because "indoor furniture cannot be out front in your yard and visible to the street" so AZ has the law as well...
Wow
In Texas, there's an old law that states you can't walk outside barefoot without a permit, if you do, you have to pay $5. The permit cost $5.