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Solving metal captcha
😂😂😂
I would like it, but it's perfectly balanced.
Hands down greatest statement ever.
Damn near pissed myself xD
Guess no club penguin for me...
Lmfao
The logos were more difficult to see when they weren't in front of a blank background.
@Prayush Shrestha she means the logos were harder to see because they're were in front of their faces, and not over a black or blank background
I have never laughed harder than the moment I saw gumpcore death grove shrimp slam. These metal subgenres have gone way to far.
dviper20 same. Laughed so hard I pooped. WTF is shrimp slam?
they haven't gone far enough
@@madiserket2 That has gotta be one of the most gut-laugh inducing ones of all time.
the sub genre off that one is Captain No Leg Dan Slam Groove Beat
@@robdecker516 I would love to enjoy that and laugh, however, gumpcore death groove shrimp slam left me devoid of any emotion.
Ayyy I made that Forrest Gump logo (and played bass in the band), I'm glad it took you that long to figure it out! It's real neat to see people taking an interest in some stuff I did. Much appreciated.
Sooooo what's shrimp slam
@@RievnArgentae Have you ever been on a shrimp boat? My mama always said that shrimp slam is like the feeling you get on a good day on a shrimp boat.
@@weeblzwobblz no, but I wish you could talk to me about boiled shrimp, raw shrimp, fillet shrimp, gumbo shrimp, shrimp potatoes, and more
Thomas Krieger woah, that’s super cool. Great design!
GUMPCORE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I immediately am searching The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon after this
Good tunes tho
I mean, there can't be too many Gumpcore Shrimpslam bands out there, right?
Shit was fucking brutal.
Listened to the start of their self titled album and the 1st track is a trailer for Forrest Gump if Forrest Gump was a horror movie. Its great 😂
Same
You had me laughing my ass off at anime slam.
But when you hit me with "gumpcore death groove shrimp slam" I question what timeline I'm living in.
dehumanizing itatrain worship is just songs from love life but written by satan.
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv theyre honestly really good XD
@@vvampiricphantasie Yeah.... I wish I could nail them for cheating but I don't think they are
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv ah yes.
Demonic Uguu Metal,
My favorite
im getting "WHAT IS SHRIMP SLAM???" on a shirt someday
How is it coming along?
@@joshdoesstuff763 we went and got some shrimp instead
“ Oh I’m sorry. My band name is Lamp Shades” -Austin Dicky 2019
But spelled horribly wrong
2:17
Jared: “oh yea uh duhh”
Rudy Ayoub Rudy
tabs?
Don't you have mee mees to make?
Wheres the rudy v dines guitar battle
Jared-2019 quote
It's like a Rorschach test for edgelords
kittehdrawrs too true
This is an underrated comment XD
Zap A Bee Fart most underrated comment on RUclips
Lol
Nobody else like this it’s at 666
I love how Jared almost choked with laughter at gumpcore death groove shrimp slam
hey
Listing the bands for anybody interested:
1. Abominable Putridity - brutal death metal
2. Analepsy - portuguese slamming brutal death metal
3. Artificial Brain - death metal
4. Bleed The Victim - melodic thrash metal
5. Cattle Decapitation - extreme metal
6. Clavivus Vile - progressive technical death metal
7. Convulsions - grindcore
8. Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship - anime slam
9. Internal Devour - slam death metal
10. Lampades - death metal
11. Maggot King - hydroponic slam
12. Malicia Oscura - black metal
13. Nameless Atrocity - old school death metal
14. Operation Cunt Destroyer - slam
15. Profanatica - raw black metal
16. Revocation - technical death metal
17. Purification By Fire - death metal
18. Scour - black metal
19. Sculpting Atrocity - death metal
20. Splatterpuss - brutal death metal
21. The Exiled Martyr - melodic death metal
22. The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon - gumpcore death groove shrimp slam
23. Visceral Disgorge - death metal
24. Wolvhammer - black metal death rock
shrimp slam
Hungout with bleed the victim and they are truly fucking killer. So fucking good.
This comment is way unappreciated man
VISCERAL DISGORGE ARE SLAM BRUTAL.
Out of all this I suggest you to check out Analepsy 2017, solid stuff!
Gumpcore death groove shrimp slam....That may be the finest combination of words I have ever heard! 😂Are there OTHER bands of this genre?!
I dunno lmfao
I wish...
I came for Black Metal. Now I got Anime Slam.
Thanks, T.J.!
Don't forget the Shrimp Slam... ;)
@@phantomechelon3628 God bless Metal
So what the fuck is anime slam? (Im serious)
I really want to know what anime slam is now haha
@@panjiaryo9231 I looked them up and it seems it's anime music inspired death metal. But not all their music is anime music inspired.
"gumpcore death groove shrimp slam" will now be my standard go-to response to the question "What kind of music do you listen to?"
Just a heads up for any young bands out there. If you want an almost unreadable logo, wait till you're at least a little established. Was in a death metal band several years ago and our logo out of the gate was pretty much one of the scribble scratch commonplace death metal logos. It felt like we just couldn't get any bit of online following no matter how hard we tried. Had someone make us a much more legible logo (we didn't even ask it was just a friend of ours) and the second we started using that one it's like we had just gotten signed as much as our internet presence increased so suddenly. So, moral is, don't use an unreadable logo for your bands name before anyone knows the name of your band.
Good to know
to add to that, if you look at the bands that started genres and grew them to a size they can live off, all their logos can be read
Necrophagia, Possessed, Death, and later Cannibal Corpse
Bathory, Mayhem
Meshuggah
YEAH....AND NEVER MAKE SOMEONE GET A SPLITTING HEADACHE BEFORE WE LISTEN TO IT!!!!!.....
Obituary is the only one that can get away with a legible logo... and maybe Morbid Angel
It’s Clavicus Vile, the Deadric God in The Elder Scrolls... I have a life, I swear
Daedric.. I don't have a life
That's that God with dog?
Legion, The Fool I fucking love the elder scrolls
Daedric prince*
I still remember getting his helm in Morrowind haha :P
anime slam is my new favorite subgenre thanks jared
DIW actually is heavy as fuck tho
DIW is like one of my top 5 favourite bands.
same here
This subgenre is so weird !
@@alx_p_ It's such a painful listen!
*Immediately search Anime slam*
Can I reverse time and wipe my brain with Tide pods please?
it's cursed but the music is fuckin brutal
@@fabricatorzayac *yes please*
Saki you have seen better days.
saki is waifu
your profile picture is as cursed as anime slam
This is a masterclass in horrible typography
Yos
True that 😂
I hope you’re not American or English speaking Bc if so, your usage of the word “an” makes me wanna kms
I hope you’re not American or English speaking Bc if so, your usage of "I hope you’re not American or English speaking Bc if so, your usage of the word “an” makes me wanna kms” makes me wanna kms
I misstyped I meant "a" not "an". Also English is not my first language.
Who would win?
Death Metal Band Logos vs Sheet Music
😂😂😂
Both.
Yes
They would leave, because they wouldn't understand what each other meant
sheet music is easy after you learn the rules
Clavicus Vile is a deity from The Elder Scrolls - fyi
I knew I recognized it 😂
It said clavivus, not clavicus 😂 at first i thought it was though.
Wait i lied.....wait....idk anymore
that's what I was thinking lmao
@@hairburrito ay, a fellow Ghost fan! :D
Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon is a sick local band - My band used to play shows with them back in the day...they were awesome! sick dudes as well!
Me: what’s Kirk hammet’s favorite Mario character
Everyone:ah shit here we go
Me: WAHHHHHH Luigi
1. This is stolen
2. This has absolutely no relevance to the video
Gray Wolf ok good for u
Hahah I haven't thought about that... That's a good joke! I laughed like 5 minutes or something...
Fernando Rodriguez thank u😊
@@downhillskateboarding3147 you're welcome!!!
These logos are so easy for us in the black metal community to read! But we have problems to write and read on Times New Roman fonts!
Rotting Christ Guitar Covers the 'black metal community' sounds like fun
@@pinemarten7509 of course it has it's fun as well \m/
Rotting Christ Guitar Covers 👍👍👍
@@RottingChristTributeOriginalfun stuff like burning churches and killing babies? I'm in.
Thank God, RUclips uses Roboto
You should put something behind the logos, bc sometimes I tried to guess and I got confused because of your shirts
Btw I really enjoyed the video lml
It's Clavicus Vile and I only know this because they're named after a character in the Elder Scrolls lol
I guess the band is Clavius Vile for copyright reasons maybe? Clavicus Vile is a daedric(demon) prince if I remember right
@@nicusorDastan They mispelled the band name in the video, it's Clavicus Vile, not Clavivus so it's not a copyright reason ( and yeah, Clavicus is a daedric prince )
Literally none of y’all can spell it right haha
Ahhh, my fav genre
Portuguese slamming brutal death metal gumpcore death groove shrimp slam
Metal is so much fun. It's not about blood, Satan, sacrificing pigs and cannibalism, it's just fun.
Tell that to Dead.
@@pendraig4075 From what I read Hellhammer was the only fairly normal guy in Mayhem. Dead is mentally unstable, Euronmyous is a literal sociopath(may have also been a communist) and Varg is a murderous neo-nazi. What could possibly go wrong? lmao
*Everyone knows that Waluigui has the best gutturals.*
Actually that would be Wario. Waluigui has some absolutely feral highs tho
I’ve seen you before
@@stickyourfingerintheloopof4544 I dunno
WAAAAAAAAAAA
It's a universal constant that the heavier the band is, the more illegible their logo gets.
I have a shirt with that unreadable font but it just says “teddybear”
Go to the woods, cut some branches, make a pile. Voila, your logo is ready sir
Juroxa Someone watches JHoffFilms
Karpizzle?
Yeah, they make it so that hardly anyone can even read or recognize their names.....what a great marketing strategy. May as well make the names unreadable because most of the “music” is already unlistenable
or buy an old cracked leather couch
Very true
"For me to pronounce it properly, I'd have to rip out your tongue"
If I started a black metal band, I would ask a doctor to write the name and that would be the logo.
Underrated comment
@@asloii_1749 Thanks, it's a Kodos &/or Kang quote from The Simpsons THOH.
What kind of metal band would be called Bro Finances? 😂
Mathcore?
@@AugustSchroif Well I guess that makes sense
Where did you guys find my handwriting from grade 5...
*Slam Worldwide likes this video.*
But where is pigsqueels and breakdowns?
@@OrcaR6S You're thinking of deathcore and grindcore.
Og slamdown round 2
@@Mutterschwein ifs a facebook group
@@Mutterschwein Ikr it urks me every time they call brutal death metal, slam metal and the slams, breakdowns.
I just had to find The Forrest Gump Mile-high Marathon. The album cover depicts Forest holding Jenny's decapitated head over her grave while she hangs headless bove it. What hath God wrought?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yup
The Lampades are night nymphs from Greek myths that serve Hekate, the goddess of witchcraft and fate.
Food for thought.
"it looks like someone made a mess at cabelas and all the deer horns fell over" hahahahahaah!!
btw that scour band is one of phil anselmo's bands
Did ya know the h in phil anselmo stands for harlem hes not racist
@@OrcaR6S I do believe he's not racist but that shit will forever mark his life/career. Gotta be careful what you do in this day and age when everything is recorded and uploaded on the internet lol
Im gonna headbang to some Gumpcore Death Groove Shrimp Slam
I hope this is an entire subgenre full of gump
Shouldn't you run around instead?
Do it the other way
It's fun.
"making up metal logos out of random shapes"
Sometimes you can see why people make fun of certain genres or bands. The shrimp one just, I don't even know how to respond to it.
C R U S T A C I O N
Hydroponic Slam sounds like something that happens in bad Martian weather.
Trying to predict Jared's reactions the whole time.
Name dropper.
The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon
"Gumpcore death groove shrimp slam"
You gotta be f****** kidding me.
“Why has no one heard of my band? I’ve been putting stickers and posters everywhere!”
Clavicus Vile for all my elder scrolls boys out there
Video title went from “ridiculous” to “hilariously crazy” ...don’t wanna offend any death metal heads lol
Jared. You have inspired me. WALUIGICORE WHEN?!
I love it way to much
Instead of Blegh they say WAAAAAH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jason Field at the breakdown, dun dun dun...dunn.....dunn.....(silence) WaaaaH! (Bass Drop)
@@jormungandr2255 best breakdown in the whole waaaaahrld
To make the videos better you shoukd have a sample of their music in the background of each band
It looks like someone made a mess at Cabela’s and all the deer horns fell over.
Austin should be responsible for all sponsorship videos!
Hoooollllddd up time for a sponsorship
Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship"Niko Niko Ni!"Ksksksksksk sério Man Kskssk
🤣
I love that band
Eae BR
Its more like nico Nico breeeeeeee
6:35 Scour is a badass band,Phil Anselmo’s vocals in that band is kickass 🤘🏻🤘🏻🖤🖤
Dude, I LOST IT at 6:16. "It probably just sounds like dumpsters fucking."
I'm back from the Shrimp Slam......alrighty, way more pig than I expected
Something, something 4 trees. 😂
Hey Jared I love you video's!!!! I just wanted to say thank you for always being a really positive funny person! Your videos always lift me up and bring a smile to my face and tons of laughter! So thank you man
Thanks for unintentionally making my day better with new bands, and a new video.
8:38 I haven't laughed that hard in probably 5 years.
BAND N°: 1 - Crispy wood branches
Band N°: 2- Melted iron on an ants nest
Band N°: 3- spilled sloorpps
Band N°: 4- iCEcREAm In tHe SuN (they are from Florida)
thank me later people :D
...
go fuck yourself.
Layered Swiss cheese
My brothers metal band is number 4 my profile pic is one of there faces
@@johnmythis7703 hi children go to the iCEcREAm In tHe SuN line, your comment, thanks
You guys should do more of these
MAKE MORE OF THESE PLEASE
You must try to read Indonesian metal band logo's 🤣🤣
Burgerkill's is the most beautiful one. Easy to read easy to understand, not too much efforts yet the music is rich and heavy.
Great video! ...But what we really want to see is endless shredding until John Petrucci notices
Credit to Davie504’s FLEA- RHCP video of course
That forrest gump band is fucking amazingly brutal, listened to the whole album and amazed.
pls do more of these! this is epic \m/
Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship and Visceral Disgorge are definitely worth a listen.
Analepsy is also great
Yeah
DIW's EP is absurd levels of heavy but so well written at the same time
idk about Visceral Disgorge. Don't get me wrong I've seen them live they're amazing, but their album is boring
@@commandervoca8515 Maybe boring on record, but slaaaaaays live
Oh, I guessed more right than I thought I would. I like these videos with guessing band logos, but could you put the logos on a single coloured background next time (like black)? Or wear just black T-Shirts with nothing printed on them so one can see the logo better. Except you want to make the guessing more difficult for the viewers, than okay. :D
I was annoyed by this too.
Last time they did that, not sure why not this time
I just discovered your channel and I loved it, I'm already a fan 🤘🏽
Please, we need another one of this
Man, if Austin had done the ad u wouldn't skipped it.
"HYDROPONICS SLAM" inspiring from HYDROPONIC plants, yeah.. vegetarian metal, it's healthy. .
so many good bands in this vid
Great vid as always. Now I want to see you guys look up the bands you didn't know and get impressions of them lol.
Can I flag this video for awesomeness
Oh here we go again you know this is going to be good!
Reading normal text while dyslexic is hard. This is impossible
Google: are you a robot?
3:42
Jared; “ok this looks a little easier”
Me; *squints “nope looks like straight up jizz on the wall” 😂
Put the text over a solid background so we can guess too
I was having a terrible day and this made me laugh pretty hard. Thank you! Lol
Yall should make another one of these but play a snip of the bands most listened to song
Shrimp slam. That's solid stuff for sure.
When you’re such a skyrim fan that you name your metal band after a daedric prince. Long live Barbas
You: What's the name of your death metal band?
Me: ➿↩↪⬇
A.k.a. *Mage Cat*
8:39 I can't stop crying
Wtf is shrimp slam? Is there an amazing genre theyre trying to hide from usss?????!!!!!!!
Also known as Aussie Summer Beach BBQ metal. :D Its similar to "tinnie slam" except the lyrics are about food instead of beer...
Shrimp slam sounds like southern grindcore.
Some good Slam metal to you guys:
03:10 anime slam
08:10 shrimp slam
Looking forward to part 2 if there is!
I love the band at 3:15 didn't recognize it at first because I'm used to seeing it in pink
3:18 MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
@Tyler Vincent Fake memer alert
@Tyler Vincent If you're not trolling, I highly recommend searching 'The Madagascar penguins get the n-word pass'.
the best book is the hepatitis bathtub and other stories by NOFX
ANALEPSY IS INCREDIBLE
Need a part 2
Jared Dines: The epitome of MALLCORE
I paused at 8:32, listened to the entire Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon album stream then came right back to finish the video! Hahahaha.
I love ALL of the Logos, because parents give their children names with love. Like that.
Sarcophagus would be a fucking dope name for a death metal band