Omg I love him. He’s hilarious!!! I’ve been binge watching the dry bar comedy videos!!! Oh my goodness I wanna visit Provo Utah n come hang out at the dry bar. Maybe for my honeymoon 🤷🏻♀️🤣💜🌸
OMGosh! Throwback to the tape recorder play and record button, trying to cut out the DJ. I remember using a biro pen trying to get the unravelled stuff into the cassette. Cats are fab and belong in homes and hearts. I had no idea dogs ate their own turds. He's very funny!
Yeah, I agree with Kurt. Usually they don't eat their own turds unless trying to hide it, or if they are just retarded. And my dog used to get in our cat's litter box and eat her poop, my ex called them crunchies! Lol we had to put up a baby gate to keep him out cuz I'd have to scrape the clumping litter off the roof of his mouth and outta his throat so he wouldn't choke. Not very smart when it came to that... 😆
@ My dog owned it. He'd get mad when we'd leave and crap in front of the door. Come home, he'd be a few feet away staring at us with this look "Yeah, I did that. Teach you to leave me alone."
@1:28 "start licking my ear" and they are thinking "this is just the right size for a bite; wonder what would happen if I just chomped a chunk off... just a little chomp huh?"
My cats don't even cover their poo. 🤦♀️ But they'll look at it, get spooked or something and dart out of the box to the other end of the house and that says a lot bc my cats are hefty, both 13lbs. Lol
To solve the issue of cats flinging litter box contents everywhere, put the litter box inside a cardboard box and cut a half of the cardboard box side out to the top of the litter box. That way the cat(s) can still get inside.
@@TheNewGreenIsBlue they are... However he's incorrect...not all cats choose their owners. Some get picked up in shelters and gets chosen by if they're cute. Strays try to pick their homes if that person will take them in.
Hey, can we give a shoutout to the light guy who was having a heck of a time trying to keep up with this particular comic. He's more of a walk around comedian than a stand up comedian.😂
Cassettes vs iPods. I had 4 cassette cases with 50 cassettes in each. About 2200 songs and all of then just about fit on my phone. I have a bootleg tape of Ozzy Ultimate Sin tour live concert I recorded. You could have gone to jail for that. Now people bring out their phones and record.
When we would tape a song on the Tape Recorder, the Radio DJ would cut in at the final 3bars, with advertising the song or announcing the next song, or, Mum would be talking to someone in the kitchen, while being supportive, standing right there beside you. Such a long time ago. They don’t even bother buying CD’s anymore.
We had a cat wanted to curl up on your head while you slept. My dad ended that Badwords...yeow!...bang!...yeow!...badwords...thumping cat steps...dad's closing unprintable comments 😆
You gave me a memory, Doug. Haven't been physically able to drive for years. When I was able to I had a thing I would do with "tailgaters". As I watched in the rear-view mirror, when they got real close I would tap on the brake, then let up. That got their attention, not for long, though.They would creep up, brake tap. The third time it wasn't a "tap". Never got rear ended, couple times I had to pull to the side. I wished I could find a bumper sticker- "I brake for tailgaters.
Niche comedy. I had elementary school id bracelet for some reason in the 80's there was bad cloths and big hair and kidnapping. That's called a human collar.
Our beagle used to poop outside, in the winter, and turn around and eat it. We’d see her do it and holler to the other,”Judy’s havin’ a hot breakfast again!”.
OK not to be that person cause I do realize these are jokes and very funny ones at that. But if all these things are true about his dog that means the dog food does not have enough new trance and the stomach bile is not being produced dogs eating their poop is a fell safe . Disgusting pooh creates the proper bacteria for them to Digest the manmade dog food. Just in case there's anybody out there with this problem I actually had this problem with my dogs and I fixed it by feeding them unseasoned meat along with their grain free dog food. If you took the time to read this I hope it was helpful.
My cat use to turn into michael Phelps in the litter box during the last stretch of his swims And you could hear it Shwooshhhh swooshhhhhh swooshhh Piles of gray grape nuts, everywhere And then, at an attempt to break the sound barrier, beams right out of the box Massive mess payload
Nope, dogs were bred to love you, if you prefer dogs bc they love you then you’re proving that you can’t have a stable relationship without help. If you like cats then essentially you are proving that you can make stable relationships because if you are rude to a cat, they won’t like you.
@@CausingChaos. Having had both dogs and cats for the better part of the 8 decades I've seen, my observation stands as stated. All my dogs, regardless of personality or breed, wanted to please me and be with me. All my cats were aloof and expected things of me. They did as they please regardless of my wants. Both types of animals have a place in my heart. I appreciate who they are. Your psychobabble not withstanding.
@@oompaloompa9139 Hmm, not as bad as our cats. I swear, they'd be outside our bedroom in the morning yelling "Neow!" at the top of their lungs. We had one for 22 years.
I have two standard Schnauzers and neither have pooped or peed in the house. Nor have they eaten their own poop. They are trained as Service Dogs. I have never used an electronic control device to train them. They are 8 and 9 years old. So what am I doing wrong?
Why are fart jokes always so funny? ESPECIALLY TO GUYS. Oh, I think I just answered my own question. We never grow up. And of course you ladies NEVER have flatulence? HA!
If people felt that their car and possessions were safe with the windows down, it would be ok to leave the kids in a car. No. Electric windows make escape impossible with the engine turned off. So. Blame the Autotheft Industry.
It is never ok to leave your kids in the car for multiple reasons, having absolutely nothing to do with the auto theft industry. 1st, like Kurt said, it depends on the weather, if its too hot or too cold. But most importantly, you can't 100% trust that they aren't gonna open the door and wander away. And there are a LOT of psychopaths out there and they could just walk up and take your kid. If you love your kids and care about their safety and well-being, then you would never even think about leaving them in the car...
Slightly inconvenienced? The internet makes things SO much easier for kids these days! If you had a report to do, you had to go to the library, look thru their index for the books you needed (which were on little cards in a filing cabinet, NOT on the computer), go find those books and pull them off the shelf, then read thru them all to find what you needed and then write your entire report by hand. We couldn't just Google it and have everything right there. And that's just 1 example. I take it you're young...
not all dogs have good smell. only some breeds. i tested this with my sister's pit bulls.had to guid them to the food i hidden. sorry, i dont warship animals. the only animals near me are the squirrels that tear up my property.
to let you know you were hilarious but on the case of the dog changed their food there's a lot of stuff that they put in dog food and you really don't want your dog eating
It's a certain kind of comedy for sure... super clean, homely... which when you have dry bar comedy the easiest route is the poop route so it's not everyone's cup of tea lol
Honesty, I don't think its a bit funny. I think its disgusting talking about something that osnt funny. Where does it say that this humor is funny? Oh well ,_who cares ,_right? The fact that dogs and cats can't hold their tail down, or dogs. Disgusting creatures. I don't own either and never will. As far as o am concerned ,_they have short memories, and as about worthless as tits on a bore hog. If you like them,_that's OK. Nothing wrong with either. They ate both watch alarms. But,_forget itfor me. I can barely take care if myself let alone have either. Especially if I don't have a job . been out of work for 2 years. Couldn't afford either. Anyway, I am going to stop watching this tasteless humor. Not funny at all.
Omg I love him. He’s hilarious!!! I’ve been binge watching the dry bar comedy videos!!!
Oh my goodness I wanna visit Provo Utah n come hang out at the dry bar. Maybe for my honeymoon
🤷🏻♀️🤣💜🌸
Let me know when you want to go. I've been to Salt Lake but never heard of Provo until late last year.
I'm 32 and I sneezed two weeks ago and have been off work ever since. I tore muscles in my back, my hip and my quad lol
Thank you for the teenage memories I had long forgotten.
This guy was great!! 😀😀
My new favorite. Saving this one to listen to over and over
OMGosh! Throwback to the tape recorder play and record button, trying to cut out the DJ. I remember using a biro pen trying to get the unravelled stuff into the cassette. Cats are fab and belong in homes and hearts. I had no idea dogs ate their own turds. He's very funny!
Oh yeah, SOME dogs do, they'll eat their own, another dog's, but the favorite is CAT crap! We call them almond roca. So gross.
I recorded the audio of entire movies on cassette tapes. I thought I'd beat the system!
Yeah, I agree with Kurt. Usually they don't eat their own turds unless trying to hide it, or if they are just retarded. And my dog used to get in our cat's litter box and eat her poop, my ex called them crunchies! Lol we had to put up a baby gate to keep him out cuz I'd have to scrape the clumping litter off the roof of his mouth and outta his throat so he wouldn't choke. Not very smart when it came to that... 😆
@ My dog owned it. He'd get mad when we'd leave and crap in front of the door. Come home, he'd be a few feet away staring at us with this look "Yeah, I did that. Teach you to leave me alone."
I had to pause this one half way through because my ribs hurt so bad from laughing. I can totally relate to that sock thing.
Luv this guy! Kept my attention the entire time. I was cracking up even though I was doing the dishes in the early morning. Now that's a feat!
Barbie’s fingers to get food off your teeth hahah I used to do that when I was little. 😂😂
I've never done it but it gives me an idea 😆
I had a dog that could shoot a fart under a door so she wouldn't have to smell it, while I was eating.
Genius.
@1:28 "start licking my ear" and they are thinking "this is just the right size for a bite; wonder what would happen if I just chomped a chunk off... just a little chomp huh?"
They are just checking to make sure your still alive lol
@@graceb7284 Or checking to see if you are still alive, because if you are alive, it's not safe to chomp down!
🤣😂 pick n flick... Parents helping other parents out. 😆🥰 I'm out of breath from laughing so hard. He's funny 🤣
Blame It ooooooonnnn the rain😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This guy is awesome🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Got left in the car many times...with my sisters and cousins!!! 😎
If they loved you they offered to leave the radio on.
Great, I thought my mom loved me.
@@glennshark4487 Well you aren't a human. Maybe sharks have different methods of demonstrating affection? Clearly you weren't eaten!
*Me sitting among my three cats*: I’m gonna watch this.
*me still among the cats*: that was great! I’m sending it to everyone!
Abbie Ramsay me too. My two cats are lying on the bed next to me.
aww, what are their names? Mine are Tabbitha, Cranberry, and Hanukkah.
my kids are grown and gone my wife treats the dogs like toddlers
5:47 🤣😂🤣😂 I can't breathe! So funny!
The dog with the Cosby sweater 😂
My cats don't even cover their poo. 🤦♀️ But they'll look at it, get spooked or something and dart out of the box to the other end of the house and that says a lot bc my cats are hefty, both 13lbs. Lol
😂😂
My daughters cat weighs 28 pounds and I don’t even wanna look at it in the litter box. He’s a Maine coon and he’s not overweight at all.
Cats should be in the house but Doug you stay up on that stage because you are not only funny but so relatable. Thanks for the laughs.☺😂🙋♀️
Not when you're allergic they don't.
@@AFishNamedBob If you are allergic, don't get a cat.
Cats certainly do NOT belong outside, you are correct Lu Kaplan.
And then in the middle of your recording there would be somebody slamming a door or somebody walks in and starts talking to you🤬😂😂💀
To solve the issue of cats flinging litter box contents everywhere, put the litter box inside a cardboard box and cut a half of the cardboard box side out to the top of the litter box. That way the cat(s) can still get inside.
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Awesome! I'm gonna try that. Thank you.
Feels good to laugh so hard!!! 😂
Best starting quote to a clip so far.
I loved "we are all one amazon click away from buying an orange cone and making traffic go wherever we want"
Not many people use the word davenport but my parents did.
Gives me strong Tim Hawkins vibes! Love it
Yay someone who knows Tim Hawkins!
Yay someone who knows Tim Hawkins!
I’m laughing so hard! It’s so true!
Cats pick who they want to be with. No matter what
Nope. They're honestly not smart enough to do so.
They absolutely do.
Yes they absolutely do choose who they want
@@TheNewGreenIsBlue they are... However he's incorrect...not all cats choose their owners. Some get picked up in shelters and gets chosen by if they're cute. Strays try to pick their homes if that person will take them in.
Sounds like any animal or person, that being said, one does not always choose who they love, nor can they, for that matter
Hey, can we give a shoutout to the light guy who was having a heck of a time trying to keep up with this particular comic. He's more of a walk around comedian than a stand up comedian.😂
So funny!
Ohh my god.. bravo sir...ha ha ha... BRAVO!!😂👏👏👏👏✔️
Awesome!
Really enjoyed this guy !!
After awhile it picked up. And a ittle while longer, improved soime more:
Bravo ~
Why in the world would you take my jello pudding pop? 🤣😂🤣
Is he really 45 in this. I laughed so hard!😆
He was absolutely amazing
Cassettes vs iPods. I had 4 cassette cases with 50 cassettes in each. About 2200 songs and all of then just about fit on my phone. I have a bootleg tape of Ozzy Ultimate Sin tour live concert I recorded. You could have gone to jail for that. Now people bring out their phones and record.
When we would tape a song on the Tape Recorder, the Radio DJ would cut in at the final 3bars, with advertising the song or announcing the next song, or, Mum would be talking to someone in the kitchen, while being supportive, standing right there beside you. Such a long time ago. They don’t even bother buying CD’s anymore.
Made my day🤣
This guy is funny .man. thank you for sharing your Channel with us
We had a cat wanted to curl up on your head while you slept. My dad ended that Badwords...yeow!...bang!...yeow!...badwords...thumping cat steps...dad's closing unprintable comments 😆
My dog LOVES his "Poopsicles" . I have to muzzle him when he goes out or he'll clean the yard for me.
*me as my cats butt is in my face*:
👁👄👁.....
😑😑😑
I love this guy best stand-up in years
You gave me a memory, Doug. Haven't been physically able to drive for years. When I was able to I had a thing I would do with "tailgaters". As I watched in the rear-view mirror, when they got real close I would tap on the brake, then let up. That got their attention, not for long, though.They would creep up, brake tap. The third time it wasn't a "tap". Never got rear ended, couple times I had to pull to the side. I wished I could find a bumper sticker- "I brake for tailgaters.
my neighbor called out: here kitty, kitty.
dog would come bounding home.
No one owns cats. They allow you to look after them. I have a cat, he simply moved in one day.
I loved it
Davenport!! Been awhile since I had heard that one!
His timing is great haha.
Omg he's so hilarious 😂🤣
Oh my gosh sooooo funny
The dude was talking about poop and then a brownie commercial came.. showing the liquid dough.. I will never look the same at those brownies again xD
Guess he doesn't know cats. You don't own a cat , they allow you to be around them.
Yeah they're pricks all right
Maesterful stfu
@@CausingChaos. We get it, cats are great, you just suck.
You got that right! lol
@@CausingChaos. No u
Good man
Bring him back he's funny😅
Lol😂😁 very funny guy lol so can relate when comes to cats lol
So funny my stomach hurts!!!!!
Niche comedy. I had elementary school id bracelet for some reason in the 80's there was bad cloths and big hair and kidnapping. That's called a human collar.
Our beagle used to poop outside, in the winter, and turn around and eat it. We’d see her do it and holler to the other,”Judy’s havin’ a hot breakfast again!”.
OMG! Funny!!! Killing myself laughing!
OK not to be that person cause I do realize these are jokes and very funny ones at that. But if all these things are true about his dog that means the dog food does not have enough new trance and the stomach bile is not being produced dogs eating their poop is a fell safe . Disgusting pooh creates the proper bacteria for them to Digest the manmade dog food. Just in case there's anybody out there with this problem I actually had this problem with my dogs and I fixed it by feeding them unseasoned meat along with their grain free dog food. If you took the time to read this I hope it was helpful.
I own two cars and he’s spot on!!! Lol
The first time I played Just Dance I practically threw my back out because I went at it to hard.
Are we all going to just pretend he wasn’t playing Tim Hawkins?
Do people in Provo Utah even know who Rob Zombie is?
Does Rob Zombie know who Rob Zombie is?
@@Psychol-Snooper I know neither am I idiot? okOk I'll look them up.
Yeah I doubt it cuz they didn't laugh nearly as hard as I did! 😆
Provo,yes people attending Dry Bar no
@@tommibaker8836 Are you saying that the Wiseguys crowd would get it? 😅
My cat use to turn into michael Phelps in the litter box during the last stretch of his swims
And you could hear it
Shwooshhhh swooshhhhhh swooshhh
Piles of gray grape nuts, everywhere
And then, at an attempt to break the sound barrier, beams right out of the box
Massive mess payload
Only a Doug would name a video 'this' ;)
NO I SNEEZED 🤕
9:08 14:00😂😂
OmGAAAAAAA....lol
Dogs love you.
Cats don't love you. They love themselves on you.
Nope, dogs were bred to love you, if you prefer dogs bc they love you then you’re proving that you can’t have a stable relationship without help. If you like cats then essentially you are proving that you can make stable relationships because if you are rude to a cat, they won’t like you.
@@CausingChaos.
Having had both dogs and cats for the better part of the 8 decades I've seen, my observation stands as stated.
All my dogs, regardless of personality or breed, wanted to please me and be with me.
All my cats were aloof and expected things of me. They did as they please regardless of my wants.
Both types of animals have a place in my heart. I appreciate who they are.
Your psychobabble not withstanding.
Dogs are obessed with you only because they can't survive without you.
@@ferengiprofiteer9145
Your dogs didn't expect to be fed?
@@oompaloompa9139 Hmm, not as bad as our cats. I swear, they'd be outside our bedroom in the morning yelling "Neow!" at the top of their lungs. We had one for 22 years.
Lol...you don't own cats...they own you.
You own them or they no longer exist.
Cats should be indoors. People should be outdoors.
This guy looks like Edward Richtofen
@@alex68612 "That is not a lever Richtofen!!"
Funny guy!
R.i.p milli vamilli
I have two standard Schnauzers and neither have pooped or peed in the house. Nor have they eaten their own poop. They are trained as Service Dogs. I have never used an electronic control device to train them. They are 8 and 9 years old. So what am I doing wrong?
That's because schnauzers ARE AMAZING! SUPER 🤓
Why are fart jokes always so funny? ESPECIALLY TO GUYS. Oh, I think I just answered my own question. We never grow up. And of course you ladies NEVER have flatulence? HA!
I love cats
Are all these specials from before covid?
I love this guy, BUT, where is the cats part?
Same
Hmmm. 🤔 He did a lot of very similar bits to Tim Hawkins.
I'd say no to cats but they eat the mice if you take away their food at night.
If people felt that their car and possessions were safe with the windows down, it would be ok to leave the kids in a car. No. Electric windows make escape impossible with the engine turned off. So. Blame the Autotheft Industry.
It is never ok to leave your kids in the car for multiple reasons, having absolutely nothing to do with the auto theft industry. 1st, like Kurt said, it depends on the weather, if its too hot or too cold. But most importantly, you can't 100% trust that they aren't gonna open the door and wander away. And there are a LOT of psychopaths out there and they could just walk up and take your kid. If you love your kids and care about their safety and well-being, then you would never even think about leaving them in the car...
Kids dont have it easier just because you where slightly inconvenienced by things.
Slightly inconvenienced? The internet makes things SO much easier for kids these days! If you had a report to do, you had to go to the library, look thru their index for the books you needed (which were on little cards in a filing cabinet, NOT on the computer), go find those books and pull them off the shelf, then read thru them all to find what you needed and then write your entire report by hand. We couldn't just Google it and have everything right there. And that's just 1 example. I take it you're young...
Way too many ads... Wtf
Funny comedian though
😁👌🏻
not all dogs have good smell. only some breeds. i tested this with my sister's pit bulls.had to guid them to the food i hidden. sorry, i dont warship animals. the only animals near me are the squirrels that tear up my property.
to let you know you were hilarious but on the case of the dog changed their food there's a lot of stuff that they put in dog food and you really don't want your dog eating
CATS are better than most people.
Comics please STOP with the flying jokes.
Eeeeewww
I love all animals but cats are my least favorite
Wow, He was dull. Nothing really struck me as laugh out loud funny... Now haters are going to hate.
It's a certain kind of comedy for sure... super clean, homely... which when you have dry bar comedy the easiest route is the poop route so it's not everyone's cup of tea lol
@@ericaallbright998 yea its a safe kind of everyday life kinda comedy
The jokes were funny, the delivery needed work. If he keeps working he will get better in time.
....I find my mood effects the way I see comics , sometimes nothing is funny .
Great comedian, but the title is a sin
I love cats....in tacos, burritos, gorditas, etc.!
Who the hell did this poor guys make-up?! It's sooooooo distracting.
Honesty, I don't think its a bit funny. I think its disgusting talking about something that osnt funny. Where does it say that this humor is funny? Oh well ,_who cares ,_right? The fact that dogs and cats can't hold their tail down, or dogs. Disgusting creatures. I don't own either and never will. As far as o am concerned ,_they have short memories, and as about worthless as tits on a bore hog. If you like them,_that's OK. Nothing wrong with either. They ate both watch alarms. But,_forget itfor me. I can barely take care if myself let alone have either. Especially if I don't have a job . been out of work for 2 years. Couldn't afford either. Anyway, I am going to stop watching this tasteless humor. Not funny at all.
The non-scatalogical parts were funny, but sparse.