True story I can’t use copyright material in my ads, so I was worried that if I used an online photo of Seamus that would count, so I went to text him on Trent’s phone for a picture of his face, and Trent was like “absolutely not you have to stop texting people on my phone.” Which makes sense.
@@laurahornyou’re absolutely my favorite internet Catholic at the moment…. (Closely followed by Seamus, Jimmy Akin, and your husband…. In no particular order, because it really depends on how the day is going. Keep up the good work! 💚
Always tricky with that title at the beginning. Changed it to "Internet Catholics." This is why I need a Kyle assistant in my life. . . . Or maybe if Neil didn't die he can work for me.
@@laurahorn Good news! Most of him should be ready to go back to work in a week or two. You want me to dry out what I assume to be his resume and send it over?
This woman never misses. Seriously, I love all of her content. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve watched and rewatched her stuff. Whenever I’m having a bad day, she always cheers me up :)
44 year old me to my 14 year old self: “One day you’re going to be sitting in a cigar lounge alone smoking and laughing your ass off to a homeschooling Catholic mom’s comedy you’re watching on a tiny TV everyone, including the homeless, will carry in their pockets.”
I don't listen to every episode of Pints (there's too much great Catholic media to listen to everything) - but I've always wondered what happened to Neil! Glad to know I'm not the only one 😂 That being said, the Amber Rose bit was my favorite, so many missing persons lol. I loved this video, I hope it returns every once in a while
As a protestant, your channel feels like a grand dessert for all the catholic content I've been consuming for the last 5 years! XD There's been very few references I didn't get. Thank you for being brave enough to be you on such an unforgiving platform!
Dearest Laura, I am writing to inform you that I found myself chuckling, giggling and sporting a grin, I even managing to expel a gentle breath through my nostrils. However, a full-fledged laugh remained elusive. It's disheartening to witness another day where female comics seems to have once again missed the mark. Nevertheless, I'm eagerly anticipating the upcoming anniversary of Matt’s most astute comment. I hope you, Seamus and the children are in the best of health and spirits. Please know that you all are in my thoughts and prayers. Until you have the pleasure of reading my next witty or low effort comment. P.S. Do give my regards to Trent when you see him next. Yours Sarcastically but also slightly not, Subscriber number One Thousand Something
Sorry, Laura, I love your Hallow App reads but nothing can beat Seamus’s “SAY YOUR PRAYERS!!!” GymBro Guardian Angel 😂😂 I proudly reside in that 1% in the obviously most free and fair internet polling! Also I must be too offline, as I didn’t have a great idea on what some of the news stuff is 😅 No shade to the Catholic Answers guys for sticking around California. Hold the line, guys and gals! I believe in you…… if you do leave though, come to Texas so I won’t have to travel far to ever ask for a studio visit 😋
"We just found out Fr Martin is g@y. I am sorry, gray." So funny! I follow Taylor Marshall and think he is great, but the comment about him was so funny too.
The best advice I can give people on the internet interested in the Catholic Church would be to actually visit their local parish if at all possible. Community is an important aspect of the Catholic faith and you can only find an electronically mediated surrogate of community if you only interact with other Christians online.
Hope this will be a weekly news summary. Very insightful. I'm surprised the PWA segment didn't show Matt knocking over the lady on the bike. That wasn't funny, or was it?
The one guy in skinny jeans at the protest of Matt Fradd’s “Women Aren’t Funny” was telling everyone within earshot about how he was a feminist, wasn’t he? Oh yeah, definitely met THAT GUY.
you took my words completely out of context.
No idea why you’re responding here. She clearly stated it was the Seamus Coughlin that works with us. -Kyle
I do hope Laura does a voice on a future FreedomToons. Then animated Laura and Seamus’s Guardian Angel battle in the Hallow ad.
I had no idea I needed thus until now, but I need this
@@TheCounselofTrentI tried commenting that people could find my work at your channel but youtube kept deleting that comment and killing my joke :’(
I’m so glad we have an arms race between Seamus and Laura for the title of “world’s funniest catholic”
Who will win? We, the viewers.
I vote to make “the Laurtex” a weekly show. All in favor raise 🤚🏻
✋🏻
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🤚
Pleeeeeeease! 🙌🏻
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Working with Seamus is by far my favorite part of this job. -Kyle
True story I can’t use copyright material in my ads, so I was worried that if I used an online photo of Seamus that would count, so I went to text him on Trent’s phone for a picture of his face, and Trent was like “absolutely not you have to stop texting people on my phone.” Which makes sense.
@@laurahornyou’re absolutely my favorite internet Catholic at the moment…. (Closely followed by Seamus, Jimmy Akin, and your husband…. In no particular order, because it really depends on how the day is going. Keep up the good work! 💚
@@laurahorncan we be friends? alabama catholics need a good catholic comedian🤣
It's always a good day when Laura posts a new video
This is my second favorite Hallow ad, just behind Seamus' Guardian Angel, which honestly could have its own RUclips channel.
Don't listen to this man! He's the one percent!
😂
My 6 year old son loves the Guardian Angel character 😂
@@laurahorn"Truth is not determined by a majority vote."
-Pope Benedict XVI
I love that Guardian Angel ad😂😂😂 HILARIOUS!
The missing persons bit had me DYING😂 10/10 best Catholic comedy I’ve seen in a long time
EWTN: “allow us to introduce ourselves”
Always tricky with that title at the beginning. Changed it to "Internet Catholics." This is why I need a Kyle assistant in my life. . . . Or maybe if Neil didn't die he can work for me.
If only Neil didn't die...
Google translate:
"... that selfish #@&!#!!!"
@@laurahorn Good news! Most of him should be ready to go back to work in a week or two. You want me to dry out what I assume to be his resume and send it over?
I forsee a 60 minute Vortex episode energetically questioning Laura's claim.
Nah, they'll rejoice at the welcome news that they're not the only ones aware of Fr Martin's grayness
That James Martin joke was hilarious 🤣
@@jpc9923 More is one the way!
Coming from watching Fradd's livestream interview of an ex-satanist, this is a much needed laugh! You're the best Laura!
Same lol
Me too!!!
This woman never misses. Seriously, I love all of her content. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve watched and rewatched her stuff. Whenever I’m having a bad day, she always cheers me up :)
The fact I understood all of these references shows I’m way too online.
Coming from someone who almost never watches the News I would glady tune in to "The Laurtex" every week.
Giving Bee News weekly a run for their money!
😂 We need a voice like yours in the Catholic community. Please give us more! 😍
Where's the RUclips misinformation disclaimer under this one eh?
We all know the "homeless guy" was Thursday.
Excuse me, please show respect to Thursday on my channel. The proper term for his condition is "unhoused."
...technically he is "unsheltered" aka a "rough sleeper."
by far the smoothest transitions into Hallow ads, but seriously guys get the 3 months
Missed opportunity for an Amber Alert pun 😂
RIP Neil
44 year old me to my 14 year old self: “One day you’re going to be sitting in a cigar lounge alone smoking and laughing your ass off to a homeschooling Catholic mom’s comedy you’re watching on a tiny TV everyone, including the homeless, will carry in their pockets.”
You know a video is good when you want to immediate watch it again a second time to better appreciate the finer details. I LOVE YOU LAURA! :D
WE NEED MORE. This was perfect!
"But he's GAY- I'm sorry, gay, he's blind..."
Trent watches that clip when he's in a bad mood. It's the best!
@@laurahorn It's one of the best classic internet clips to ever exist.
You know, I haven't seen Seamus and Trent in the same room before. Seems plausible that one of them is just the other in a mask or something
Trentie and Seamie get a play date!
I truly hope this becomes a series! I haven't actually laughed out loud that much in a while!!!
It’s just hilarious how at the end you didn’t give the plug to seamus channel but trents 😂😂😂 it ended perfectly!!! God bless! Continue the good work!
Whoa, why am I just learning about Catholic Simp Watch and why is it no longer active? It's so great!
Breaking News: Trent Horn throws the moon at Taylor Marshall to prove that we’ve landed there.
Now there's some Chad jiu-jitsu skills
MAKE THIS A SERIES, it’s toooo good!
It's even funnier when you know all the characters referenced in the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol at the the_religious_hippie one, it's funny because it's true; I got over it though 😭
This comment made me laugh. I think a little bit of every man died a little that day.
@@laurahorn Very true! 😂
BREAKING: Tay Tay Challenges Seamus Coughlin to Jiu-Jitsu Cage Match on Moon
I don't listen to every episode of Pints (there's too much great Catholic media to listen to everything) - but I've always wondered what happened to Neil! Glad to know I'm not the only one 😂
That being said, the Amber Rose bit was my favorite, so many missing persons lol. I loved this video, I hope it returns every once in a while
Neil got married and moved to Colorado.
I actually knew that but it's funnier if he dies in this segment.
@@laurahorn”Laura Horn said ‘it’s funnier if he dies.’” - Media Matters
@@laurahorn 😂
Ok but that Dominion poll is accurate though 😂
I hope this becomes a recurring kind of video 🤣👏👏👏
This needs to be a weekly segment.
"Catholic Simp Watch" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That GrAY joke had me chuckling 😂 #SowwyNotSowwy 🤷🏽♀️😄
What a wonderful upload! Witty and charming! Thank you!
😅😅😅 have to say I think I laughed hardest at the not-so-subtle crapping on Mike Pence.
Prayers for Pence's future reversion
As a protestant, your channel feels like a grand dessert for all the catholic content I've been consuming for the last 5 years! XD
There's been very few references I didn't get. Thank you for being brave enough to be you on such an unforgiving platform!
Likewise!
I almost thought I’d wait and watch later, but when I saw “The Laurtex”.
I want to eat shrimp tacos with the Catholic Answers staff
Perfection! 😂 Maybe that angel can get Seamus to give those spoons back.
Laura! You are so refreshing!!
“what about mother Angelica” 😂
Thank you laura. Some of the funniest bits i have seen on the tube in a while.
You and Trent should go as Niles and Voris next Hallows Eve.
This was a wild ride from start to finish.
Now THIS is the kind of hard-hitting journalism I want! I’ve been wondering where Neil went😂.
Loving this format Laura
Hello Rachel
How are you doing today?
The "Laurtex" took me a minute, then u said it and i was 🤦♀️of course. 🌪 ✏️
LMAO😂😂
I had to pause the video because the Amber engagement bit was too good
I actually cackled
Laura!! You've outdone yourself! this is beyond hilarious! 😂
I died whee when you said Catholic simp watch.😅😂
I do really love the freedom toons hallow ads.
I loved the video too!
RIP Neil
Maybe my next parody song will be Sarah McLachlan's "I will remember Neil."
Simply the best!!🎉🎉🎉
Dearest Laura,
I am writing to inform you that I found myself chuckling, giggling and sporting a grin, I even managing to expel a gentle breath through my nostrils. However, a full-fledged laugh remained elusive. It's disheartening to witness another day where female comics seems to have once again missed the mark. Nevertheless, I'm eagerly anticipating the upcoming anniversary of Matt’s most astute comment.
I hope you, Seamus and the children are in the best of health and spirits. Please know that you all are in my thoughts and prayers. Until you have the pleasure of reading my next witty or low effort comment.
P.S. Do give my regards to Trent when you see him next.
Yours Sarcastically but also slightly not,
Subscriber number One Thousand Something
"Just ahead of Mike Pence" 😂😂
Bahaha! Fr. Martin is gray. Sheer brilliance.
This needs to be a regular thing.
Oh Em Geeeeeee....you slayed me with that opening. 🤣🤣
Sorry, Laura, I love your Hallow App reads but nothing can beat Seamus’s “SAY YOUR PRAYERS!!!” GymBro Guardian Angel 😂😂 I proudly reside in that 1% in the obviously most free and fair internet polling!
Also I must be too offline, as I didn’t have a great idea on what some of the news stuff is 😅 No shade to the Catholic Answers guys for sticking around California. Hold the line, guys and gals! I believe in you…… if you do leave though, come to Texas so I won’t have to travel far to ever ask for a studio visit 😋
One of my favorite channels on yt right here
Bonjour! Very refreshing! Merci!
Classic. Well done good and faithful comic.
Okay seriously, what happened to Neil from Pints with Aquinas?! I thought I was the only one who noticed!
I’ll have to stop watching this during lunch. I choked twice while eating and laughing… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"We just found out Fr Martin is g@y. I am sorry, gray." So funny! I follow Taylor Marshall and think he is great, but the comment about him was so funny too.
Excellent and so funny! Keep up the work, Laura. 👍😄
The best advice I can give people on the internet interested in the Catholic Church would be to actually visit their local parish if at all possible. Community is an important aspect of the Catholic faith and you can only find an electronically mediated surrogate of community if you only interact with other Christians online.
This is my favourite video on RUclips! 😂 #JusticeForPWANeil
You are amazing ! Love U Laura! ❤
Hope this will be a weekly news summary. Very insightful. I'm surprised the PWA segment didn't show Matt knocking over the lady on the bike. That wasn't funny, or was it?
WOW...that was amazing.... the PINTS with... bit was perfect...
U r so funny Laura! Please do more of this!!!
It may be a fake poll, but it speaks the truth! I skip the Hallow ad for everyone else
Genuinely the best video on this channel, very funny.
Before I use Matt Fradd’s ad links I check to see if Laura has one.
Thanks for the laughs, you’re doing great!
Definitely the best Hallow ads!❤😊
Wow. This is better than it should be.
5 women and one man in skinny jeans... lol.. this needs to be a reoccurring segment
I'm pretty sure the man in skinny jeans was Matt Walsh
Hello Michelle
How are you doing today?
Amber's dude followers going missing after her engagement xD
Lol the Laurtex
THE BEST NEWS SOURCE OUT THERE!
Thousand people missing from Amber Rose's instagram😂
“He says he is sawee”😂😂
As the mom of a homeschooler who has trouble with the letter R, I sympathize.
Hello Allie
How are you doing today?
SHE SPARED NO ONE BRO 😭
Most cheeky.
Encore!
Freaking Laura. My favorite Horn. 😂
I guess you guys settled having her husband on your show, eh?
Staying and fighting? Jimmy Akin just fled to Arkansas. Trent is in TX. Joe in Missouri? Lofton in Louisiana. Who's next?
Ah found the PWA episode Neil went to colorado to get married!
The one guy in skinny jeans at the protest of Matt Fradd’s “Women Aren’t Funny” was telling everyone within earshot about how he was a feminist, wasn’t he? Oh yeah, definitely met THAT GUY.
This is spectacular 😂 bravo 👏🏽
Laura you are hilarious!!
“Just ahead of Mike Pence” 💀💀💀 FATALITY
that was pretty funny!!! i'm subscribing because of it. we need more of this :D
Hello dear
How are you doing today?