For All Mankind - Space Marines Shoot Cosmonauts

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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  • @timothynguoi5762
    @timothynguoi5762 3 года назад +8661

    They can afford rockets, moonbase and advance communications, but not a translator on standby

    • @thedude4840
      @thedude4840 3 года назад +320

      “Only a pinko speaks Russian” -mcarthry probably

    • @750suzuki
      @750suzuki 3 года назад +101

      @@thedude4840 Why learn the language of, according to Obama, a 'regional power'.

    • @wikirexmax
      @wikirexmax 3 года назад +147

      @@750suzuki Probably sarcasms but nowadays, despite its influence and military might, Russia has a lower GDP than Italy and relies heavily on ressources exploitation.
      So Obama wasn't wrong.

    • @neildouglas2365
      @neildouglas2365 3 года назад +20

      @@wikirexmax, he rarely was.

    • @superlumbagoman9370
      @superlumbagoman9370 3 года назад +71

      @@wikirexmax still, that country with less GDP than Italy can swipe your country in a nuclear war.
      Edit: bOmbama was wrong about many things

  • @octaviacoquus8857
    @octaviacoquus8857 3 года назад +7977

    oof, getting shot while decompressing while burning alive while suffocating has *got* to suck

    • @DoubleCracker
      @DoubleCracker 3 года назад +109

      Big time

    • @pavelverner
      @pavelverner 3 года назад +395

      Yeah...worst possible death...omg that was so disturbing...

    • @macmcleod1188
      @macmcleod1188 3 года назад +153

      Actually ... the sucking starts after you have a hole in your suit.

    • @hazmatt3250
      @hazmatt3250 3 года назад +21

      In more ways than one

    • @eatlovepray7868
      @eatlovepray7868 3 года назад +5

      Definitely

  • @guido7095
    @guido7095 3 года назад +4858

    translations what the russians said: we are no threat

    • @imranhazim5434
      @imranhazim5434 3 года назад +251

      Cosmonaut that reads Russian: I know how to pronounce Russian words but hard to understand what they said.

    • @blockvfive1196
      @blockvfive1196 3 года назад +97

      and the marines said back away or stop or somethig, they yet said it in english
      stupid

    • @derchecker4217
      @derchecker4217 3 года назад +76

      @@KyPc0p Thx, most underrated comment on this Video....

    • @AHHHHHHHH21
      @AHHHHHHHH21 3 года назад +10

      @@blockvfive1196 nope, one of them said it in russain

    • @skyviper4783
      @skyviper4783 3 года назад +45

      Fuck it hurts even more now

  • @zama422
    @zama422 3 года назад +4072

    Every character portrayed in this scene must have brains smoother than polished glass.

    • @BeefHammer1
      @BeefHammer1 3 года назад +145

      Welcome to most movies

    • @lastinglegacy2919
      @lastinglegacy2919 3 года назад +71

      No they just make homo erectus look intelligent

    • @Jellyforge
      @Jellyforge 3 года назад +147

      This is basically just American cops in space. Be a scared little bitch with a gun.

    • @benben3277
      @benben3277 3 года назад +56

      @@Jellyforge yeah, I mean, of you are at high ready, the odds of someone being able to snap a gun up and get an accurate shot off are slim, so let the folks grab what they were gonna grab.

    • @nj7969
      @nj7969 3 года назад +56

      @@Jellyforge Yeah. Cops should just let people shoot at them. What cowards Acting in self defense against people who are disobeying lawful orders. Honestly, how weak. I don’t even know why they have regard for their own lives. I mean just grow up right? I lost regard for my own life when I was like 3. So I of all people would know how easy it is not to be scared when your literal life is at stake. It’s such a ridiculous notion to not love the thought of bullets rushing past you.
      Are you detecting the sarcasm there? Cause I mean it.

  • @ashfox7498
    @ashfox7498 3 года назад +683

    >shoots guy
    "Hang on buddy"
    "This guy is on fire"
    "Don't worry we're gonna patch you up buddy"

    • @PanzerkampfwagenausfTschechosl
      @PanzerkampfwagenausfTschechosl 3 года назад +29

      By patch you up he was talking to the other guy. But yeah the dialogue in this is almost as stupid as their actions

    • @RazzBeri1
      @RazzBeri1 3 года назад +4

      question, why was he on fire?

    • @PanzerkampfwagenausfTschechosl
      @PanzerkampfwagenausfTschechosl 3 года назад +11

      @@RazzBeri1 rapid depressurization of the suit.

    • @nikita-fm7ij
      @nikita-fm7ij 3 года назад +5

      Buddy is the most American fucking word ever

    • @potatonoodlebear8035
      @potatonoodlebear8035 3 года назад +8

      @@RazzBeri1 probably because they are using pure oxygen. Early space program use a lot of pure oxygen. And a single sparkle might cause a fire.

  • @calogerohuygens4430
    @calogerohuygens4430 3 года назад +2137

    Considering how much it costed carrying gears on moon this should have been the most expensive war in history.

    • @Justowner
      @Justowner 3 года назад +103

      this skirmish would have cost a few hundred mil. The IRL Saturn V would have been capable of delivering all three moon marines and their gear in one launch and would have cost 1.23B in today's money. But it really depends on how you break down who participated and what equipment was involved. I would assume that show NASA has cheaper options however.

    • @wojteksykurski
      @wojteksykurski 3 года назад +6

      @@Justowner They have the SeaDragon there.

    • @rincontibio7664
      @rincontibio7664 3 года назад +8

      the next chapter the soviets lauch a full assault in jamestown

    • @calogerohuygens4430
      @calogerohuygens4430 3 года назад +9

      @Minwon Jang my thought referred to logistical cost ratio for single piece of armory, everything would be very expensive because transportation from earth is highly inefficient.

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 3 года назад +12

      You could have gold bars neatly stacked on the moon and you still couldn't get them back to earth at a profit. That's how expensive it is to go up there.

  • @RashaKahn
    @RashaKahn 3 года назад +5560

    What makes this dumber is that one of the Russians that got shot knows some English the next episode.

    • @Firefox1189
      @Firefox1189 3 года назад +411

      In the heat of situations, you forget to do certain things. In high stress situations, you *will* forget that you can do another thing or you might not even realise you could've done that.

    • @matteoclementi
      @matteoclementi 3 года назад +83

      Probably he knew only that sentence.

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 3 года назад +102

      @@Firefox1189 that actually makes a lot of sense considering they were being held at gunpoint by Marines

    • @Firefox1189
      @Firefox1189 3 года назад +8

      @@dragoninthewest1 No shit.

    • @bionmccool
      @bionmccool 3 года назад +173

      English is difficult for Russian speakers and in stressful situations you forget everything.
      These horrified men started saying high-school level excuses like "We didn't do anything, we'll leave, give us a chance to explain it" and started to act accordingly to the instructions they had which was "Use the language cart to communicate".
      I've received perfect scores in all kinds of English tests be it British or American and even then I forget most basic words when I'm nervous. Can't imagine what would I do at the gunpoint.

  • @xSlackAlot
    @xSlackAlot 3 года назад +2866

    Hot take: Elite space infantry units would be trained in basic Russian / English.

    • @tannerbarnes7392
      @tannerbarnes7392 3 года назад +198

      Right? Nobody thought "Hey, maybe we should send someone bilingual."

    • @TheExperienceYT
      @TheExperienceYT 3 года назад +73

      Or hell even a translator so events like this never happen

    • @onionorprimer8238
      @onionorprimer8238 3 года назад +5

      @@tannerbarnes7392 yes

    • @jonasbrm
      @jonasbrm 3 года назад +7

      does the pope shit?

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 года назад +4

      No fraternization with the Red.

  • @sadscozo1941
    @sadscozo1941 3 года назад +433

    when i hear "space marine" i keep imagining 75. caliber bolters and not astronauts with m16's

    • @SebAnders
      @SebAnders 3 года назад +13

      I don't think those guys would take as kindly to xenos on Luna

    • @noranomics
      @noranomics 3 года назад +3

      @@SebAnders definitely chaos space marines. Don’t take chances with heretics

    • @bruh-oe7fq
      @bruh-oe7fq 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @bruh-oe7fq
      @bruh-oe7fq 3 года назад +1

      @@lukehahn4784 HERETIC

    • @B38462
      @B38462 Год назад +1

      @@lukehahn4784 space marines are more powerful

  • @bigpapa8225
    @bigpapa8225 3 года назад +73

    Something kinda interesting about the Cold War in space. It was actually a lot less tense than you would think. First, astronauts and cosmonauts got along totally fine. Both had identical interests, had similar career paths, and were psyched about being in space. It’s far more likely that they would exchange pictures, stories and medals. Also there were agreements so that if anyone got in trouble in space and had to make an emergency landing, a Cosmonaut could land in Kansas, or an astronaut could land in Belarus without any fear of being captured.

    • @darkjemdude
      @darkjemdude Год назад +12

      That's why these aren't astronauts, who would not do something like this to their fellow space explorers, but gung ho marines who are brought into space.

    • @Minimeister317
      @Minimeister317 3 месяца назад +5

      This is why it bugs me that Rosmocosmos are being excluded from the scientific community because of the Russian-Ukraine War.

  • @thelonehussar6101
    @thelonehussar6101 3 года назад +422

    “Vengeance is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space.”
    Yeah, tell that to Yuri...

    • @BSpinoza210
      @BSpinoza210 3 года назад +8

      Tell that to Yuri's partner who took his place on one of the failed cosmonaut missions and died during reentry.

    • @thelonehussar6101
      @thelonehussar6101 3 года назад +15

      @@BSpinoza210 Oh yeah, I remember reading about that. Didn’t his chutes fail to open and his capsule just slammed into the earth?

    • @АлексейКосарчук
      @АлексейКосарчук 3 года назад +4

      @@thelonehussar6101 The whole mission was clusterf*ck from the very beginning. But the ultimate reason was the chutes...

    • @AZREDFERN
      @AZREDFERN 3 года назад +1

      Not in direct sunlight. Without insulation, you're cold on one side, and hot on the other. Your body is always radiating heat away, you can see this with thermal cameras. But the sun is a deadly laser... especially when there's no atmosphere to diffuse it.

    • @DaKoler
      @DaKoler 3 года назад

      @@AZREDFERN wait how do you radiate heat in a vacuum?

  • @marveldaniel3494
    @marveldaniel3494 3 года назад +90

    "Hello Americans, we are no threat. I will get our translation card in this small box so we can talk and chill."
    *gets shot and dies in one of the worst ways possible*

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 3 года назад +2

      Because the Americans understand them and reaching into a box while having a gun pointed at you is a great idea, right?

    • @fbi1319
      @fbi1319 3 года назад +1

      @@2kmichaeljordan438 In the movie, the russians had full rights to their own land, they were allowed to be there. Marines intruded on their property. If there really WAS a gun in the crate, it would take ages to pull out and the marines would recognize the basic silhouette. And, even then, if the marines did shoot the russians, they would be court martialed and jailed for a colourful rainbow of crimes.

    • @eddycharles4274
      @eddycharles4274 3 года назад +1

      @@fbi1319 No the Russians didn’t have full rights to that land. In that universe the Space Treaty is declared null and void.

    • @fbi1319
      @fbi1319 3 года назад +8

      @@eddycharles4274 americans still broke rules of engagement and ignited ww3 lmao

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 2 месяца назад

      ⁠@@fbi1319No they didn’t lol

  • @jeffsanders1609
    @jeffsanders1609 3 года назад +132

    “What are they saying?”
    “I don’t know sir. Russian translators don’t exist in America, apparently.”

    • @RNG-esus
      @RNG-esus 3 года назад +4

      one of the russians says "we are not a threat" according to another commentor

    • @warwolf3005
      @warwolf3005 11 месяцев назад

      They were saying "we are not a threat, don't shoot"

  • @spimpsmacker6422
    @spimpsmacker6422 3 года назад +1518

    The dude is simultaneously being burnt alive while suffocating in a decompressed suit, and the Astronaut that shot him is like "Hold on buddy, we'll patch you up." at that point I'd just put him out of his misery. This show's writing is such ass.

    • @HylianKnight02
      @HylianKnight02 3 года назад +190

      I think "we'll patch you up" was directed to the one that was shot but not, y'know, burning alive.

    • @IntelCoreI77700K
      @IntelCoreI77700K 3 года назад +12

      It's ight, I guess they just needed something to push the plot forward.

    • @HylianKnight02
      @HylianKnight02 3 года назад +47

      @@IntelCoreI77700K bruh did a goddamn CPU just comment on a RUclips video

    • @IntelCoreI77700K
      @IntelCoreI77700K 3 года назад +20

      @@HylianKnight02 Yeah man, I gained sentients.

    • @TheByQQ
      @TheByQQ 3 года назад +27

      @@IntelCoreI77700K Now you just need a dictionary.

  • @maxshalimov2646
    @maxshalimov2646 3 года назад +37

    - Houston, we have a problem here...
    - What is it?
    - We killed soviet cosmonaut.
    - YOU WHAT?!?!!?

    • @TheExperienceYT
      @TheExperienceYT 3 года назад +9

      Marine, where’s the cosmonauts
      They’re right there see? I shot em with my rifle.
      You were supposed to let him grab his translator
      Dude I’m gonna!
      Oh really? So go get the cosmonaut
      Ok I will!
      *proceeds to give medical to the already dying cosmonaut*
      *Cosmonaut dies*
      I see the problem.
      Oh DO YA?!

  • @Brvnkaerv
    @Brvnkaerv 3 года назад +255

    "Get this man some Pepto-Bismol!"

    • @Panzerfire666
      @Panzerfire666 3 года назад +1

      I get that reference! xD Someone should edit that in as a meme

    • @Brvnkaerv
      @Brvnkaerv 3 года назад +2

      @@Panzerfire666 Mel Brooks is a verified genius.

    • @jonnythedemon
      @jonnythedemon 3 года назад +1

      HE NEEDS SO MILK!

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 3 года назад +160

    Who else clicked on this expecting someone to scream “FOR THE EMPEROR!”?

    • @DavidAkhter
      @DavidAkhter 3 года назад +4

      No

    • @coyotelifestyle73
      @coyotelifestyle73 3 года назад +6

      What chapter of Astartes were these guys

    • @Yawnz2
      @Yawnz2 3 года назад +5

      Dude lol. I thought this was scenario where Earth is actually a lost world and we get contacted by the Imperium or something lmaooo

    • @PaRaDOX-de8bk
      @PaRaDOX-de8bk 3 года назад +3

      Probably the minotaurs malevolent, the assholes of the biggest degree

    • @lunaurum3515
      @lunaurum3515 3 года назад +6

      @@coyotelifestyle73 probably a prototype legion, given their use of stubbers and minimal ceramite plating

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 3 года назад +588

    What the cosmonauts (who were probably miners or scientists, not soldiers) did wrong: made a suspicious move. They should have just backed away and let the Americans see that they were harmless.
    What the marines did wrong: failed to remain calm in a situation which demanded calm, did not have someone with a passable knowledge of Russian, made a somewhat baseless assumption about the contents of that case, and failed to confirm what the Russians were actually doing before acting. What they SHOULD have done was kept level heads, and waited until the cosmonauts removed whatever they were reaching for before determining that a threat existed.

    • @LMau-t9r
      @LMau-t9r 3 года назад +28

      what if it was a pistol...or a detonator, a grenade that can be primed without even taking it out of the case, flashbang, sometimes its too late if they take it out of the box, they should have told them to stop, or don't move, all done behind cover, and at the end of the day, effective communication saves the day

    • @xmatobujnakx
      @xmatobujnakx 3 года назад +18

      well americans are triggerhappy all the time :D

    • @Jupiter.141
      @Jupiter.141 3 года назад +54

      @@LMau-t9r buddy it's kinda stupid for them to carry explosives you understand this is moon right? I don't think russia would allow them to have one. They are not soldiers and the least that they expect in moon is hostility And they just opened fire, communication is very vital if they are on foreign soil hell even in ww2 translators are very important in every unit and they didn't bother to do that here?

    • @bryce251
      @bryce251 3 года назад +4

      There's really no point saying in hindsight what should have been done. It's not what happened lol

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 3 года назад +4

      @@bryce251 looking back on what should have been done is how we consider future actions

  • @J_C_CH
    @J_C_CH 3 года назад +35

    This is why you always wait until you see an actual gun before opening fire.

    • @stormisuedonym4599
      @stormisuedonym4599 3 года назад +4

      Good way to get shot.

    • @PaRaDOX-de8bk
      @PaRaDOX-de8bk 3 года назад +7

      @Stormi Seudonym The marines had their guns already trained on them, the cosmonaut would have no time to react because the suit is clunky and he will probably have to turn really fast to hit em, not to mention he would likely miss his first shot.

    • @J_C_CH
      @J_C_CH 3 года назад +7

      @@stormisuedonym4599 that's the whole point of training your guns on them. So when you see a weapon, they don't have time to react.

    • @ruskibot7745
      @ruskibot7745 3 года назад

      @@PaRaDOX-de8bk Are you a moon marine? have you ever got into gunfights on the moon? how do you know whats fast and what isnt. what if he had a grenade.

    • @PaRaDOX-de8bk
      @PaRaDOX-de8bk 3 года назад +5

      @@ruskibot7745 there is less gravity on the moon but that doesn't exactly mean it's easy to move, if you watched the moon landing footage you would know that they moved slowly, not to mention they tried to run on the moon and fell over, so I don't think that they can move fast to get anything out, even a grenade will probably be easily spotted and delt with.

  • @AnkaraMessi-p8g
    @AnkaraMessi-p8g 3 года назад +11

    "Wait, it's all for a case?"
    "Always has been."

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 3 года назад +73

    This reminds me of that space mission in COD Ghosts.

  • @JulsHorrorStories
    @JulsHorrorStories 3 года назад +11

    I love how they made it so realistic. You actually can't hear anything in space. You can't even hear a gun fire either.

    • @RacistFemboyFox
      @RacistFemboyFox 3 года назад

      You'd be able to hear gunshots in a vacuum as long as you were the one shooting. You wouldn't be able to hear it very well, but you would be able to hear it nonetheless.

    • @floseatyard8063
      @floseatyard8063 2 года назад

      @@RacistFemboyFox You would actually,but extremely faint as the vibration of the shot vibrates the gun,makes the vibration weaker,goes through your thick suit and you barely hear a thing,but nobody else would be able to hear it

    • @RacistFemboyFox
      @RacistFemboyFox 2 года назад

      @@floseatyard8063 I bet that when walking around in a vacuum on planets without an atmosphere becomes ubiquitous, well probably have ambient sound synthesis so it sounds like a normal environment, like they have in Elite Dangerous.

    • @floseatyard8063
      @floseatyard8063 2 года назад

      @@RacistFemboyFox There would be no ambient noise, there's still no air so not even some ambient noise could occur,Maybe on thin atmospheres like mars during windy times but on the moon? Definitely not

    • @RacistFemboyFox
      @RacistFemboyFox 2 года назад

      @@floseatyard8063 That's why I'm saying the sounds would by synthesized. Of course sound wouldn't travel without a medium.

  • @gingerlicious3500
    @gingerlicious3500 3 года назад +71

    I love this, but it bugs me that the sling loop on their M-16s swings like it would in 1g.

    • @bricklesskiwi376
      @bricklesskiwi376 3 года назад +2

      Better question is how can the m16 cycle on the moon?

    • @hidude398
      @hidude398 3 года назад +39

      @@bricklesskiwi376 Modern gunpowders are made of nitrated organic compounds, either nitrocellulose plus stabilizer or nitrocellulose and nitroglycerin. Those compounds have all the oxygen they need bonded to the organic molecule, which then decomposes under intense heat and pressure. If you burned it in an empty chamber it would probably self-extinguish as the hot gasses would puff off into the vacuum, but the barrel of an m16 and the cartridge prevent the gas released from escaping before the powder burns.

    • @dougwillis5069
      @dougwillis5069 3 года назад +2

      @@hidude398 Is it possible to do TLDR version?

    • @hithere5553
      @hithere5553 3 года назад +45

      @@dougwillis5069 bullet no need air to go boom-boom

    • @dougwillis5069
      @dougwillis5069 3 года назад +6

      @@hithere5553 thx man

  • @SPITSPHIRE
    @SPITSPHIRE 3 года назад +8

    the fact none of the astronauts on either side knew a bit of the others language is flat bs.
    both the us and Russia have as a requirement for entering the space programs, to be fluent in multiple languages, english and russian being among them.

    • @nerdzy8454
      @nerdzy8454 2 года назад

      That requirement is modern. It only exists because US astronauts have to launch from Russian sites. I don't think it would've applied in this world, where there is no US - USSR collaboration until the mid 80s. As for not knowing the others' language, the cosmonaut who was shot and survived briefly speaks English at the base, and later more soviet cosmonauts show up and also speak English. As for him not speaking Russian here, that makes sense. I mean, several astronauts show up, yelling at you in Russian, why would you reply in English?

  • @junrice3391
    @junrice3391 3 года назад +4

    Hands with palms facing towards the threat is pretty much universally known as a sign of surrender or at least no harm

  • @zeeshanakber6585
    @zeeshanakber6585 3 года назад +47

    First they shoot then, "breath buddy, Breath" typical freedom bringer.

    • @mr_diddlz001
      @mr_diddlz001 3 года назад +1

      Because unless we kill them with the first shots if they are alive and the area is “safe” per say, in our regulation we have to provide first aid

    • @save7597
      @save7597 3 года назад +2

      Typical Hollywood scene :u

    • @eamonia
      @eamonia 3 года назад

      Not far from the truth except the guy I was trying to save started shooting at us first. I don't know who hit him but Afghanistan was not fun...

    • @whitestairivory4208
      @whitestairivory4208 3 года назад

      Why the fuck would anyone suspect a firearm is in the crate when its on the moon mining base and the cosmonauts are probably some scientists or geologist? Did the USA send some twitching trigger finger cops that are too afraid to even hold a conversation without pointing a gun at somebody to the moon? Did they think the moon is like their homeland where even a cerial box could contain a gun?

  • @CGDubz87
    @CGDubz87 3 года назад +39

    My favorite thing is all the people blaming the Russians when the Americans weren't even facing a clear threat lmao "I shot him before he could threaten me". Seems legit. Must be American cops, NASA sent up there.

    • @Firefox1189
      @Firefox1189 3 года назад +3

      Nah, just standard rules of engagement for most countries.
      They employ it in warzones too. If someone's acting suspicious enough that they are deemed a threat, the person with a gun is given the authority to shoot before the baddie could get a shot off.

    • @CGDubz87
      @CGDubz87 3 года назад +14

      @@Firefox1189 that's why when a car is barreling down on a group of U.S. soldiers the ROE and their training says to pop off warning shots then move to attempting to disable the vehicle before actually resorting to shooting the occupants, right? Lol you're full of shit, my guy. If they shot at anyone "acting suspicious" there would be nobody left to shoot because "acting suspicious" is completely subjective.

    • @georgethompson1460
      @georgethompson1460 3 года назад +3

      @@CGDubz87 reaching into a bag you can't see into? for all you know it's a bomb or gun, also why was a little paper slip kept in a large container?
      Anyways that's why translators are necessary when your doing patrols.

    • @CGDubz87
      @CGDubz87 3 года назад +10

      @@georgethompson1460 For all you know, it's a peace offering to show the trigger jumpy Americans that they're not a threat. You're not gonna have a good life if you're always hypervigilant and expecting the worst out of people.
      Also, the paper slip was probably kept in a large container because that's what containers are meant for. Keeping things in. Granted we don't know what, if anything else, was in the container, but basic reasoning says that paper slip wasn't the only thing in the whole container.

    • @emiliodelossantos3915
      @emiliodelossantos3915 3 года назад +4

      I Served in the US Military while yes you’re correct about our ROEs if someone is driving a car towards you to hit you, you are allowed to bypass all other ROEs and shoot the driver same thing as what happened here they were reaching into a box a box the Americans couldn’t see into they followed ROEs correctly and it was a good shoot sad it happened yes but they did what they needed to do

  • @andypitchless
    @andypitchless 3 года назад +6

    Thanks for sharing this, my prejudices concerning the quality of writing on this show have been confirmed. You've saved me at least half an hour of my life.

    • @calvinwendland8373
      @calvinwendland8373 2 года назад

      Good, then you also won't see a gross make out between a woman and her dead sons grown friend she's known since childhood. This episode PPPthhh!

  • @addamire
    @addamire 3 года назад +10

    Now I’m wondering how they were smart enough to get sent to space

  • @DirectorStaffDevNOH
    @DirectorStaffDevNOH 3 года назад +8

    Back at base “A round of Crayons for er’body!”

  • @SolracNexus
    @SolracNexus 3 года назад +13

    Karens are already dangerous on earth, now imagine them in space...

    • @hyperdude144
      @hyperdude144 3 года назад

      They'd just kill themselves by trying to spacewalk back to earth.

    • @_courier7
      @_courier7 3 года назад +1

      They'd probably end up proclaiming that space is breathable and end up dying to their own stupidity

    • @joesamabinbiden6663
      @joesamabinbiden6663 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Capt.Gooper
    @Capt.Gooper 3 года назад +11

    Unless those sights are like integrated with a view in their helmets… well I just don’t see them being able to aim or hit shit really

  • @thatsaboat2882
    @thatsaboat2882 3 года назад +4

    I find it funny that everyone is taking this seriously and acting like this actually happened and that it’s not just from an Apple TV show

    • @rommelcandiani6358
      @rommelcandiani6358 3 года назад

      Thats the point of watching series and movies
      Getting inmersed and attached to the characters and even if we know this is not real it will still make us angry when something like this happens

  • @RysenKai
    @RysenKai 3 года назад +27

    "Speesh Marieens. The Enemy is at hour door"

  • @internetstrangerstrangerofweb
    @internetstrangerstrangerofweb 3 года назад +8

    This scene portrays SPACE COMBAT SO AMAZINGLY!

    • @XenRA
      @XenRA 3 года назад +6

      Shooting unarmed dudes? This wasn't combat my guy that was murder.

    • @handel2488
      @handel2488 3 года назад +2

      I think you're an american as well.

    • @XenRA
      @XenRA 3 года назад

      @@handel2488 ?

    • @eamonia
      @eamonia 3 года назад +1

      Except how they go flying when they get hit with a 5.56mm round traveling at 3200fps in 1/6th Earth's gravity. It would have just punched a hole straight through them. Especially being that those suits weigh upwards of 200 lbs. So, what the Hell were you talking about?

  • @7AKV7
    @7AKV7 3 года назад +1

    You know a movie is fucking dumb when astronauts don't speak TWO MAIN SPACE LANGUAGES.

  • @jcwoodman5285
    @jcwoodman5285 3 года назад +27

    A grenade launcher in zero gravity???😂. Your gonna regret your own shrapnel commin right back at ya!😘

    • @NiquidFox
      @NiquidFox 3 года назад +1

      There is no such thing as zero gravity

    • @marcoantoniopadillaorozco3591
      @marcoantoniopadillaorozco3591 3 года назад +8

      Although practically there is gravity, you have a good point, that type of weapon would be very silly to use at short and even medium range on the Moon.

    • @mollies13
      @mollies13 3 года назад

      @@NiquidFox Im from earth ther eis such thingh as zero gravity or not

    • @NiquidFox
      @NiquidFox 3 года назад +3

      @@mollies13 There isn't. Gravity cannot have a value of 0, otherwise the math wouldn't work. The universal gravitational constant is : G = 6.67e-11

    • @mollies13
      @mollies13 3 года назад +1

      @@NiquidFox Yes there slight of gravity of moon just weak dense than earth

  • @Mrarmageddon8
    @Mrarmageddon8 14 дней назад

    "Hey Vlad. Don't forget to store those translation cards in weapon storage containers."

  • @Rin-pz1ef
    @Rin-pz1ef 3 года назад +3

    Those two cosmonauts we’re innocent, the cosmonaut that was shot first wasn’t facing the sun when he/she got shot, instead got flung and went sideways, for the other one however, was facing where the light was facing from.
    You see, space is not cold....but hot, just like what the US space marine said (in the comments).
    So, RIP for the other one.

  • @markstoudt7769
    @markstoudt7769 3 года назад +3

    How were they burning? How did their suits not explode while decompressing? How did I shit YOUR pants? These are all mysteries.

  • @beinggayisonlyafractionofm6144
    @beinggayisonlyafractionofm6144 3 года назад +14

    Both did wrongs:
    US astros shot them without confirmation that they were hostile. 4 armed to 2 unarmed its pretty clear no cosmo would try to fight, they also can't pull a weapon out fast and shoot them.
    USSR cosmos also made themselves look suspicious, try to give more signals or speak broken english if desperate. 2nd cosmo look even more suspicious rushing his hand to the box when his friend was shot for doing the same

    • @planetkc
      @planetkc 3 года назад +9

      the real fault came from the USA, they sent trigger happy jarheads instead of a translator.

    • @noobster4779
      @noobster4779 3 года назад +1

      The second guy propably just paniced in the situation because he was most likely not trained to expect his college beeing shot on the bloody moon while knowing something so utterly dumb might start WW3.

  • @capscaps04
    @capscaps04 3 года назад +6

    I never like how dumb some details of this serie, like for example how it portray the astronaut been able to walk normaly on the moon, when the real astronaut suits are so dense that it didn´t allow the astronaut to walk but rather jump around (together with the low gravity).
    Also I don´t know how they can aim with those guns while using an astronaut suit.

  • @channelzer0674
    @channelzer0674 Месяц назад +1

    Russian translation :" Look we washed for dinner." -Saving Private Armstrong-

  • @elektra81516
    @elektra81516 9 дней назад

    The most American response to someone reaching for something in a container

  • @maxlai2165
    @maxlai2165 3 года назад +5

    oh my god, those USSR cosmonauts died for misunderstanding, they should not deserve for it.....

  • @nixlad
    @nixlad 3 года назад +7

    Of course a woman has zero discipline and doesn’t know how to handle a gun. Accurate show.

  • @Rodger_Magnifyson_V
    @Rodger_Magnifyson_V Месяц назад +1

    Sweet baby Jesus i did not expect to see a cosmonaut on fire

  • @InsanityOnDiscord
    @InsanityOnDiscord 3 года назад

    Its crazy that space is the one place these two nations have learned to work together. Tone deaf asf

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 3 года назад +2

    *sees title of Space Marines*
    Emperor of Mankind: "Hahahahahahahaha! That's cute."

  • @huntermalone6883
    @huntermalone6883 3 года назад

    They act like they can hear them while walking slowly. Space is silent, you can shoot and run and they won’t hear a dime

  • @ixxilus3684
    @ixxilus3684 3 года назад +2

    This makes me feel sad for the 2 cosmonauts.

  • @tg88montanaguy61
    @tg88montanaguy61 3 года назад +5

    Well that was pretty ruthless.

  • @shlomoperlman6826
    @shlomoperlman6826 3 года назад +1

    ive played enough STALKER to know the cosmonauts said "please there's no need for weapons" or something to that effect

    • @mikeg8876
      @mikeg8876 3 года назад

      “пожалуйста пустите оружие” means roughly “please put down your guns” so youre right

  • @The_Sharktocrab
    @The_Sharktocrab 3 года назад +1

    "iS tHaT a GuN?!" I thought astronauts were smart

  • @booperdooper9008
    @booperdooper9008 3 года назад +3

    Thought there was going to be some purging the Russians for the God-Emperor talk about a misleading title

  • @supersalat1167
    @supersalat1167 3 года назад +6

    I honestly thougt this would be about Warhammer lol

    • @phlyphan1083
      @phlyphan1083 3 года назад +1

      my fav comment here and i never even played warhammer

  • @Obi_Wan_Kenobi_027
    @Obi_Wan_Kenobi_027 2 года назад

    I cant even imagine how horrible it would be to 1. Be shot, 2. Slowly having your blood boil away from loss of pressure 3. Suffocate 4. Be on fire. No wonder he tried to take his helmet off.

  • @corvokuro
    @corvokuro 3 года назад +1

    When I read space marines out loud, I swear I heard a guy down the street yell “FOR THE EMPEROR!!!”

  • @WhiteSuperMemeist
    @WhiteSuperMemeist Месяц назад

    Not only are you much more fragile in a space suit, firearms are also much more effective on the moon.

  • @kitsunehistory
    @kitsunehistory 3 года назад

    Elon, take notes. If you don't want your astronaut get shot by either a space gangstas or kosmo gopniks, create the translator implant in our ears.

  • @Ruiner-rain
    @Ruiner-rain 3 года назад +15

    Мда а потом удивляются почему Русский космонавт расхреначил базу :/

    • @elvisalyshov9966
      @elvisalyshov9966 3 года назад

      Это сериал какой-то или что?

    • @wolfie4744
      @wolfie4744 3 года назад +1

      @@elvisalyshov9966 Да, я думаю, это в названии видео. Приветствую из Чехии.

  • @talkierriver166
    @talkierriver166 3 года назад +1

    Couldn't they wait one fucking second

  • @tog9341
    @tog9341 3 года назад

    Someone: * breaths *
    RUclips captions: [applause]

  • @johnbower7452
    @johnbower7452 3 года назад +5

    What I don't get is why one guy's oxygen exploded and not the other

    • @toxict3mpz757
      @toxict3mpz757 3 года назад +15

      It was a spark that caused the fire in his suit just complete dumb luck

  • @garrett5974
    @garrett5974 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how someone decided that space M4's have to be white because it looks more "spacey"

  • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
    @franciosdeaeruiu7555 3 года назад +2

    They are my Cosmonaut Sailors, and they do not know what to fear

  • @plateshutoverlock
    @plateshutoverlock 2 года назад

    This shows that people are paying for the actions that their "rulers" are doing.
    This is the kind of thing that makes me hope that there is a hell, because so many "rulers" are going to end up there.

  • @thedemoman88
    @thedemoman88 3 года назад +1

    You had AMPLE TIME to fire even if they pulled out a weapon. You don’t just, “IT’S A CASE, MYSTERIOUS, SCARY, RUSSIAN CASE!”

  • @SnailSandwich
    @SnailSandwich 3 года назад +1

    They must've been cops before becoming astronauts

  • @goliathsparrow1082
    @goliathsparrow1082 3 года назад +5

    Yay guns in space- how mankind has lasted this long us amazing in itself

    • @timbusfahrer3172
      @timbusfahrer3172 3 года назад +1

      You know that everything in that video was fictional, right? No reason to go all "Oh nO mUh HuMaNiTie stOopId"

    • @goliathsparrow1082
      @goliathsparrow1082 3 года назад

      @@timbusfahrer3172 yeah my comment has nothing to do with current policitcal thigngs going on: oh no, its the internet police telling me what i can or cant write: I was being sarcastic der brain

  • @panaderofilms
    @panaderofilms 2 месяца назад

    This show derailed faster than an Amtrak into a line of school buses...

  • @jcguevara7276
    @jcguevara7276 3 года назад

    Dudes in space suits with guns on the moon is amazing! I just love the idea.

  • @alricmalicorne321
    @alricmalicorne321 3 года назад +2

    Americans while pointing guns at them : DON'T PANIC OR I'LL SHOOT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
    Russians : *PANIK*
    Americans : And I took that personaly.

  • @LordOfDaCyborgMOOSE
    @LordOfDaCyborgMOOSE Год назад +1

    It's situations like these where having or not having hand sign language/skill at charades can mean life or death.

  • @9Faiz7
    @9Faiz7 3 года назад +5

    Omg... is that a Bandicam watermark? What year is this?

    • @petchpm
      @petchpm  3 года назад +6

      Who gives a shit

    • @9Faiz7
      @9Faiz7 3 года назад +1

      @@petchpm Nobody :(

    • @Justowner
      @Justowner 3 года назад +2

      @@petchpm Get OBS, its great and free.

    • @luigicampo4008
      @luigicampo4008 3 года назад +1

      In the show it's 1983.

  • @_a_random_muffin_
    @_a_random_muffin_ 3 года назад +2

    Ok but imagine being the president in this situation
    Nasa calls u and they say: "our astronauts just shot at some russian cosmonauts on the moon"
    Like, what would you even *do*

    • @petchpm
      @petchpm  3 года назад +1

      They're not part of NASA actual, but just using NASA tech to go to space. They're in fact DOD goons.

  • @karoltoth9920
    @karoltoth9920 3 года назад

    I was like
    "Maybe shoot the burning guy? Ya know to end his suffering"

  • @keroro407
    @keroro407 3 года назад +6

    This is why you should never sent soldiers to space. Ever

  • @ZSmith-yy4lv
    @ZSmith-yy4lv 3 года назад +2

    The most unrealistic thing here is how they can walk in those suits.

  • @shawndaguiar2531
    @shawndaguiar2531 3 года назад

    The thing is all guns are snipers in space because the bullets dont slow down because there is no resistance so they keep going at the same speed till they hit something

  • @EricTFDC
    @EricTFDC 3 года назад

    Language is the key. We went the wrong way and built guns.

  • @MufflesTheGerbil
    @MufflesTheGerbil 3 года назад +1

    Me whenever I see the BANDICAM watermark. "🥴"

  • @anthonygallo6417
    @anthonygallo6417 3 года назад +3

    This is false. The military has so many rules of engagement (I’m a veteran)

  • @svatoplukbenesch2805
    @svatoplukbenesch2805 4 дня назад

    They really brought war into space...

  • @YasaiDayo
    @YasaiDayo 3 года назад

    *Shoots the Cosmonaut*
    WE’LL PATCH YOU UP BUDDY!

  • @tombooze74
    @tombooze74 3 месяца назад +3

    What a shit film lol

  • @_.Lelon._
    @_.Lelon._ 3 года назад

    “Hold on buddy” that buddy does not have a face

  • @ГаргиелдМухамедович

    3 astronauts with space guns with space scopes and space ammo wearing space suits for space battles

  • @miroslavraven1413
    @miroslavraven1413 3 года назад

    the guys are like soviet super inteligent cosmonauts, but they don't know tha basic rule of: " DON"T FREAKING REACH FOR SOMETHING AT GUNPOINT" DUH

  • @cupidonsauce1208
    @cupidonsauce1208 3 года назад

    Can we appreciate that youtube recommends me right under this video the Astartes series

  • @novagamer2175
    @novagamer2175 3 года назад +1

    I straight up thought this wouldve been a warhammer 40k thing

  • @EnclaveSgt
    @EnclaveSgt 3 года назад

    This scene pleases me. God bless America

  • @headzombie9892
    @headzombie9892 3 года назад +1

    I get its a show or movie or something but if you actually shot a gun in space you go flying backwards because there's no gravity on the moon i think

  • @Kez_DXX
    @Kez_DXX 3 года назад

    Murphy's Law in full effect.

  • @farkrits
    @farkrits 3 года назад

    The American Classic: shoot first, ask questions later.

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 3 года назад +1

    Does anyone else find it ironic that air guns would work just as well if not better in space.

  • @DeathToFrankLung
    @DeathToFrankLung 3 года назад

    The fuckin grenade launcher on the one guys rifle 😂 you tryna knock the moon into a little jiggle and cause a tsunami?

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 3 месяца назад

    Hot take: you wouldn't feel threatened by someone opening a box while wearing a clumbsy space suit when you already have a shot. You can't exactly do a wild west style quickdraw in those suits...

  • @OO-y7e
    @OO-y7e 2 месяца назад +1

    the cosmonauts need that card to communicate cause they cant talk each other in space and they don't share the radio channel with US