As an engineer, I have tried many aim locations...for science! The side is the least splash back, while the middle seems to slash freaking everywhere. Conclusion: squat pee. There's no splash at all!
yeah I did my research too (for science!) If you want no splash + mute sound effects the best option is to sit, but I will NEVER sit just to pee I prefer the side because it has lower sound effects volume than the middle
Usually when a girl sneezes, everyone thinks it's cute. Especially if it's a lighter or more quiet sneeze. Meanwhile guys will just let it rip, so it sounds like a demon got summoned.
Best time was when I went into a historic train station with great acoustics, sneezed and had it hall several moments. Then my buddy followed and did exactly tewh same...
When I got kicked in the balls, it hurt a lot but I was able to maintain enough composure to claim that it didn't hurt. And then years later I found out about trans women...
I don't know about other guys, but I am not choosing to sneeze loudly. Sneezing quietly is NOT an option for me. I've literally sneezed so hard that I lifted off the ground like a cartoon character.
15:00 pink was predominantly a "boys" color up to the late 19th century as it was considered a "masculine" color, but became specifically a "girls" color around 1940's due to marketing. So, it basically cooks down to "companies wanted to sell more stuff" and decided specifically to make pink a girls color, and setting "blue" as a boys color so that they could "color-code" what gender toys and clothes were intended for.
Yep, due to it being a shade if red, but also don't forget it was also more pricey to produce at the time before the 19th century. Red was the "official color" for men but watered down red made pink so it was used mostly for boys and young men until they had the money or status to buy full red. It weirdly was across the world too, not just European. We natives did something similar as hunters and warriors would wear red paint, which were mostly men, but women would rarely do so if they weren't a caretaker due to whatever reason.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You didn't know Cypress?! It always amazes me how many women don't know this. Look up "Turtling" or "Turtle" regarding this topic. There is even an episode of Seinfeld that jokes about this
I remember Spanish class and having to go to the chalkboard. No book allowed to refer to when writing. Decided I could try to hide it or just ignore it and act normal. There were some girl giggles and I noticed some looks from the girls for awhile outside of class. Found out they had a nickname for me. 'Nature Boy'.
2:49 Actually, the last barber I had (at Sports Clips btw) noticed my Gumigoo keychain and we talked about The Amazing Digital Circus the whole time. (I just cut my hair short so it wasn't long) Afterwards, she said that she wanted the big Pomni plushy, so I gave her a big enough tip for it, plus shipping. It was a good day😁
A lot of people force themselves to drink beer that tastes like shit because they think it makes them look manly. If your a real man you will experiment and find something that tastes good. I tend to go with hard cider or soda mixed with rum or vodka. Also drink to enjoy it not to get plastered. If you can't remember what you did last night because you were so drunk how do you know you had a good time?
Yes are balls shrink and expand depending on the weather. They shrink in order to get closer to the body for heat. They expand in order to vent more heat in warm weather.
Blue did indeed used to be for girls and pink for boys. This swapped to being mostly accepted as the opposite around the 1940's. Many things contributed, the main one I can remember hearing about was that during WW2, the Jewish captives that were found to be homosexual would be marked with a pink patch of some kind. This wasn't the only thing and it might even be false, I got it from Ifunny years ago.
As a boy i would try to pee the skid marks off the side of the bowl, and also pee silently, as a man I try to froph up the entire surface of the water, and be as loud as I possibly can. hahah, that's called progression
8:21 I used to call clear white. When I was little, I used to always hear “pee is yellow”. One day, my pee is clear. Confused, I go tell my mom in front of my grandma and great grandma that my pee was white. Luckily, my mom knew what I meant.
15:16 Picture: *pours coke into Pepsi can* Me: *”I hate you!! You heretic!!! You scumbag!!! You satanist!! Why the F%#& would you mix coke with Pepsi?!?!”*
We also consider others when we sneeze. We consider them a threat, and sneeze with the force of a moose on redbull in order to intimidate them. A dad's sneeze must measure on the Richter scale in order to drive away every predator in a 7 mile radius
I've always wanted to see "Only girls understand" reaction videos, too - like do all girls "hover" in public bathrooms for example? Love your videos 😁👍
Red was for boys and Blue for girls. Red wasn't even nearly as colorfast back then and so the red garments would usually end up so muted it became pink. Not sure when it switched. Red/pink dyes/pigments are still harder to deal with in manufacturing (e.g. making plastic items) which is why they usually cost mroe than, say, blue ones.
Here on Faroe Islands you need to be 18 to buy Alcohol but there is no law against you drinking before you turn 18. Kids usually start to drink after their confirmation at the age of 14 - 15. I remember once when i was 16 i got my sister to buy me Smirnoff, and some other liquor, fun times.
Public urinals tend to have insects printed on thw insides or football (not handegg...) goals to get people to actually aim. Not in gas stations, though.
ROFL. When I was little my mom found waxed paper, but flushable targets about the size of a post it note. They were primarily a joke, but also meant to give little boys something to aim at and reduce the mess in turn. Trouble was they moved when you hit them, so of course steering them around like a piss powered skateboard in a half pipe became the point. Yeah, those didn't last long.
4:18 You didn't know Cypress?! It always amazes me how many women don't know this. Look up "Turtling" or "Turtle" regarding this topic. There is even an episode of Seinfeld that jokes about this
I just sit down to pee out of laziness 😂 saves putting the seat back down. That body shake so true. Desperate time call for desperate measures that dish soap will be your bff
You know fact that I know that I thought were very rare to know, cool! The ones I mean were “ gay used to man happy back in the day” and “ pink used to be a man color”
"what if the barber wants to talk to you like a normal person" after one or two one word reaction they get the gist and stop trying. if not, well they have to be ready for no more than a word from me for their five minute stupidity.
As far as the thumbnail goes, if you pee on the ring side it’s quieter than the center. If you pee loud there’s a chance someone notices your loudness and asks you to do something afterwards instead of what you wanted to do afterwards.
The reason balls shrink in the cold. NOrmally they are outside of the body because the inside body temp is too hot and would kill the babi cells. When it gets cold its to cold a temp so they actually goes inside the body again to warm up.
I don't think you understand that a suppressed firearm is still pretty loud. At least if it’s a supersonic round. The gunshot maybe quiet but air don't like being quiet when you smack into it moving faster than the speed of sound.
As an engineer, I have tried many aim locations...for science! The side is the least splash back, while the middle seems to slash freaking everywhere. Conclusion: squat pee. There's no splash at all!
Genius! Pure Genius good sir! Here have a Nobel price for this invaluable data!
Did you count for spread? I feel like directly in the middle seems to splash more, but it doesn't have as much escape velocity as the side does.
But, how else are you going to get that one crap stain off if you aren't aiming at the side?
If you squat you can just sit instead and get some rest from standing (unless it’s an public toilet aim at the ground )
yeah I did my research too (for science!) If you want no splash + mute sound effects the best option is to sit, but I will NEVER sit just to pee I prefer the side because it has lower sound effects volume than the middle
"I feel that this isn't only a boys thing..."
*2 sec later*
"Wait, I don't get it!"
XD
The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. Line up at the start.
Christ that meme.....
The fitness gram pacer test will start in thirty seconds. Line up at the start.
@@AlvoGGaming21 What was your max number of laps for that test?
Ready. Set. Go. *beep*
@@BAAAAATMAAAAAAN Beep. One.
Usually when a girl sneezes, everyone thinks it's cute. Especially if it's a lighter or more quiet sneeze.
Meanwhile guys will just let it rip, so it sounds like a demon got summoned.
I summon AchOOOgah!
Best time was when I went into a historic train station with great acoustics, sneezed and had it hall several moments. Then my buddy followed and did exactly tewh same...
with this treasure i smmon AchOOOgah!
Sometimes, it sounds like a bomb just went off when I sneeze
CHEwww meanwhile, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHchew gahhhhhhh
I’m not joking, when I got hit in the balls the impact was SO bad that I was literally INTERNALLY BLEEDING BRUH I WAS SEEING THE AFTERLIFE (SAVE MEEE)
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When I got kicked in the balls, it hurt a lot but I was able to maintain enough composure to claim that it didn't hurt.
And then years later I found out about trans women...
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I don't know about other guys, but I am not choosing to sneeze loudly. Sneezing quietly is NOT an option for me. I've literally sneezed so hard that I lifted off the ground like a cartoon character.
Sounds pretty standard to me, you need pressure to resolve the issue, that`s why a proper sneeze tends to be sort a violent ;)
At the “how boys walk when their balls get stuck to their leg” I couldn't stop laughing!!?
15:00 pink was predominantly a "boys" color up to the late 19th century as it was considered a "masculine" color, but became specifically a "girls" color around 1940's due to marketing.
So, it basically cooks down to "companies wanted to sell more stuff" and decided specifically to make pink a girls color, and setting "blue" as a boys color so that they could "color-code" what gender toys and clothes were intended for.
This is the actual reason that gender reveal parties make me want to deliver mail.
Yep, due to it being a shade if red, but also don't forget it was also more pricey to produce at the time before the 19th century. Red was the "official color" for men but watered down red made pink so it was used mostly for boys and young men until they had the money or status to buy full red. It weirdly was across the world too, not just European. We natives did something similar as hunters and warriors would wear red paint, which were mostly men, but women would rarely do so if they weren't a caretaker due to whatever reason.
I don't know why your stuff is in my recommended, but your reactions were funnier than most of the memes, might add you to my meme playlists.
yeah i was confused ive never watched vtuber stuff before but i do watch vaakzl
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
4:16 Yes it shrivels up as it gets cold to reduce heat loss.
You didn't know Cypress?!
It always amazes me how many women don't know this.
Look up "Turtling" or "Turtle" regarding this topic. There is even an episode of Seinfeld that jokes about this
@@BeckJoseR they also heat themselves up. they also can wiggle around but the vibration is too small to tell.
man "they" put our balls in a vulnerable ass space while there was plenty of space in our pelvis
“Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting” cypress: *bounces*
You trying to ask for something? 😏
I noticed too, subconscious
i mean, hate to break it but men just wired to that 😭
I remember Spanish class and having to go to the chalkboard. No book allowed to refer to when writing. Decided I could try to hide it or just ignore it and act normal. There were some girl giggles and I noticed some looks from the girls for awhile outside of class. Found out they had a nickname for me. 'Nature Boy'.
8:27 she was so shocked her eyes changed color 😂😂
2:49
Actually, the last barber I had (at Sports Clips btw) noticed my Gumigoo keychain and we talked about The Amazing Digital Circus the whole time. (I just cut my hair short so it wasn't long)
Afterwards, she said that she wanted the big Pomni plushy, so I gave her a big enough tip for it, plus shipping.
It was a good day😁
That was so sweet of you. :D
you kind hearted soul you made my day
That’s sweet
Rip gumigoo
17 year old me: I'm legally not allowed to drink alcohol yet :(
18 year old me after trying alcohol: How the hell do you drink this crap?!
A lot of people force themselves to drink beer that tastes like shit because they think it makes them look manly. If your a real man you will experiment and find something that tastes good. I tend to go with hard cider or soda mixed with rum or vodka.
Also drink to enjoy it not to get plastered. If you can't remember what you did last night because you were so drunk how do you know you had a good time?
call me crazy but bitter drinks to me taste really good
14:50 that’s the craziest reversal ever I busted out laughing on that one and her not getting it made me laugh harder
Yes are balls shrink and expand depending on the weather. They shrink in order to get closer to the body for heat. They expand in order to vent more heat in warm weather.
Blue did indeed used to be for girls and pink for boys. This swapped to being mostly accepted as the opposite around the 1940's. Many things contributed, the main one I can remember hearing about was that during WW2, the Jewish captives that were found to be homosexual would be marked with a pink patch of some kind. This wasn't the only thing and it might even be false, I got it from Ifunny years ago.
Hey Cypress, I love your videos,hope you keep making many more
8:25 Glorious reaction!
I can’t hold my sneezes quietly, tried once, and thought someone kicked me in the face, never again.
i can silence my sneezes for a few seconds by blocking my nose but it still makes the GAHHHHHHH sound when i let it out my mouth
4:26 No. That guy is just trying to create a false conspiracy. It hurts. And it hurts a lot.
4:41 as a dude I will be honest. I move it with my hands, but I think shaking the leg is just a more discreet way.
0:42 Naaah u making my imagination go wild there... 🗿🗿🗿
11:49 the casting couch 😂
lol it's inverted
As a boy i would try to pee the skid marks off the side of the bowl, and also pee silently, as a man I try to froph up the entire surface of the water, and be as loud as I possibly can. hahah, that's called progression
The thumbnail caught me off guard and so did the first 3 seconds of the video 😅
13:02 it's where you gotta run and once you stop running, it shows how good you are at P.E.
"Life must be hard for you guys."
Yeah, and something else is hard too. Especially at the most INCONVENIENT times.
Sneezes go so hard for men. Especially Russian men, specifically. There's one where he screamed like he was going super saiyan! 😂
8:21 I used to call clear white. When I was little, I used to always hear “pee is yellow”. One day, my pee is clear. Confused, I go tell my mom in front of my grandma and great grandma that my pee was white. Luckily, my mom knew what I meant.
15:16
Picture: *pours coke into Pepsi can*
Me: *”I hate you!! You heretic!!! You scumbag!!! You satanist!! Why the F%#& would you mix coke with Pepsi?!?!”*
Well now I’m morbidly curious about what such an abomination would taste like…
We also consider others when we sneeze.
We consider them a threat, and sneeze with the force of a moose on redbull in order to intimidate them.
A dad's sneeze must measure on the Richter scale in order to drive away every predator in a 7 mile radius
I love how her VTuber model's eyes change color from yellowy orange to pink
7:19 I believe thats called post nut guilt
Also, 13:31 when my mom sneezes, it puts my dad to shame
I've always wanted to see "Only girls understand" reaction videos, too - like do all girls "hover" in public bathrooms for example? Love your videos 😁👍
in our country, they say "the last drop always goes in the shorts" :D :D
13:00 the fitnessgram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
She has such a great personality
1. Washing
2. "Ooh warm water"
3. There is another
Me: 🤨 🤔 😮 😐 😶🌫️ 🫥
Red was for boys and Blue for girls. Red wasn't even nearly as colorfast back then and so the red garments would usually end up so muted it became pink. Not sure when it switched.
Red/pink dyes/pigments are still harder to deal with in manufacturing (e.g. making plastic items) which is why they usually cost mroe than, say, blue ones.
When you going #1 and hear the game lobby queue start counting down to the next round: *Becomes human pressure washer*
Here on Faroe Islands you need to be 18 to buy Alcohol but there is no law against you drinking before you turn 18.
Kids usually start to drink after their confirmation at the age of 14 - 15.
I remember once when i was 16 i got my sister to buy me Smirnoff, and some other liquor, fun times.
24 year old me playing video games & watching videos all day : I'm above you all.
14:49 they are covering their parts cuz they bricked
Me and the boys in 7th grade racing to find the body part part of the science book with naked people's
A girl told me she liked the shirt I was wearing I proceeded to buy 4 more of them and wore that same shirt everyday
1:50, I feel like an outcast being the only boy who does this
0:36 YES! I rather have a quiet night with someone at home than something crazy outside sometimes...
Boy's locker room:
(Arm Wrestling Competition) COME ON, PUSH! I BET 2 QUID ON YOU!
2:58 my barber started talking about gta 6
"Then just don't be horny" We don't have that luxury 😢
0:47 That's so true😂
Not the wall though.
People in gas stattions are playing splatoon with yellow ink
NEED I SAY MORE
Public urinals tend to have insects printed on thw insides or football (not handegg...) goals to get people to actually aim. Not in gas stations, though.
I just put three packets of PEAK H2O into two cans of Rockstar energy... I have fulfilled the prophecy! I only need add two cans of monster!
you know it cypress, that birthday pic mean that legend pic
On the shower part they forgot that we become the best actor,singer there
Literally me
Bro the purple eyes looks so good on you
D1 metal-rider its an ai avatar
"Life must be hard for you guys"
I see what you did there.
ROFL. When I was little my mom found waxed paper, but flushable targets about the size of a post it note. They were primarily a joke, but also meant to give little boys something to aim at and reduce the mess in turn. Trouble was they moved when you hit them, so of course steering them around like a piss powered skateboard in a half pipe became the point. Yeah, those didn't last long.
3:21 you are so right and yet at the same time the very words used are funny as fuck-
I'm depressed in this period and I noticed when I look into space the women don't even notice you're depressed but they know it
NOOOO, WHY DID HE REVEAL THE SECRET OF OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT SHOOTS LASERS IN THE BATHROOM >:(
What we do in the locker room is none of your concern cypress.
uhh we burst peoples noses (by accident), throw each others clothes around and talk about girls thats all
4:18
You didn't know Cypress?!
It always amazes me how many women don't know this.
Look up "Turtling" or "Turtle" regarding this topic. There is even an episode of Seinfeld that jokes about this
I just sit down to pee out of laziness 😂 saves putting the seat back down. That body shake so true. Desperate time call for desperate measures that dish soap will be your bff
we care too about how loud the sneeze is, we just care for it being the loudest, not how silent it is.
I like to sneeze without opening my mouth and also try not to blink.
Damn right always use the outhouse while reading fairytales
The cheapest shampoo really is the best for men. Idk why but its frickin' awesome
you are correct about the pacer test
7:17 That got to be the single most accurate one.
WHAT MAN IS SHARING OUR GOVERNMENT SECRETS
0:51 the one above is silent mode and the one under it is loud mode
I mostly do the silent mode
3:20 finally someone noticed thank you!!!!!!!
3:20 - yes, yes that is the idea.
I know the man with 4 mustaches, he is funny guy that loves to do weird and amusing things with his facial hair
The CAKE of men is priceless. 😂
Leave the bros alone!
1:18 yeah that's why it's "only boys understand" 🤣🤣
Less than a sixpack, aiming for the edge of the waterline, more than a sixpack, MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS POSSIBLE! 😁
Tremble before the mighty pressure of my medium sized garden hose 😂
Btw, towel is towel ;)
You know fact that I know that I thought were very rare to know, cool!
The ones I mean were “ gay used to man happy back in the day” and “ pink used to be a man color”
"what if the barber wants to talk to you like a normal person"
after one or two one word reaction they get the gist and stop trying. if not, well they have to be ready for no more than a word from me for their five minute stupidity.
1:25 so true I really don't know why tho 😂
3:20 Parts of it, yeah. Specially in the morning 😂
As far as the thumbnail goes, if you pee on the ring side it’s quieter than the center. If you pee loud there’s a chance someone notices your loudness and asks you to do something afterwards instead of what you wanted to do afterwards.
First of all, what the was that start, second of all, middle is a shotgun, the side is silencer, the more you know.
The fitness gram pacer test is here known as the "biep test"
The reason balls shrink in the cold. NOrmally they are outside of the body because the inside body temp is too hot and would kill the babi cells. When it gets cold its to cold a temp so they actually goes inside the body again to warm up.
I don't think you understand that a suppressed firearm is still pretty loud. At least if it’s a supersonic round. The gunshot maybe quiet but air don't like being quiet when you smack into it moving faster than the speed of sound.
For the boys it’s kinda satisfying BUT just don’t do it at night
1:18 i think he means mas... if u know u know
For the minecraft one, its not even oak vs spruce.
Its oak vs dark oak
where legends aim: (insert picture of sink, tub, animal, garbage can... etc)
"Life must be hard for you guys."
You don't know the half of it....
13:37 how dads sneeze: *Goku transforming*
Spruce wood in minecraft, is definitely better than oak wood
Cypress, wat was dat begin?
Out of context jumpscare
6:03 me too and I ain't lying boys and girls I'm built deferent
she's a real one
As a certified man…I approve this video 👍😂
9:09 After experiencing my first hangover, I stopped drinking alcohol
I can't get drunk 😢
Three bottles still didn't do anything, maybe the alcohol isn't that strong 🤔
@Kais4sight what are yah drinking?