@@zdub93 What if you're attacked by inanimate objects instead of people. These are the kinds of things I think about before deciding not to use abilities like Lifesteal.
@@icebox1954so is the object moving via telekinesis because if so I can see one exchange where life steal works. If it’s imbued with life then you can technically still life steal it.
@christiankirby8092 Skyrim for example has steam powered units so I doubt that would work. We have robots based on electricity so that's another one. I don't like niche powers as it gives the enemy an easy counter.
@@icebox1954 it's not an easy counter, it's very simple, you just have to get so much life-steal - prefferably one instant and one over-time - you are effectively immortal, and no enemy, man or machine, can stand in your way
3:50 The receptors of pain override the receptors that are responsible for the itching as the pain is alot more stronger and tolerable than the itch lmao
It's like that with a lot of things. The more sensory deprived we become, the more the small things become intolerable. A 10 hour flight made me realize how irritating the seams were on my favorite jeans.
I've heard itching powder (the experimental-level kind) has been making the rounds during information torture when 'truth drops' don't get a good enough answer. Live Leak has plenty of vids on darkweb, and the sheer agony they show tied up with that itchy powder as they scream every answer in excruciating detail is nightmarish.
@@EliasKoiner-xj5eb A space marine from Warhammer 40K, that's pretty much how they are. Aside from being religious fanatics that will serve the God Emperor until their end.
When a man gets kicked in the balls, there is a small grace period where the initial pain subsides and the real pain begins, and it slowly amplifies itself over time as one goes about, trying to find the strength to get back up and keep walking like everything is fine
You're trying to get your breath back, and then as the testicles kind of reinflate after being flattened (the cause of the initial pain), this deep, throbbing waves of pain wash over your entire body and you feel like you're going to puke. And every single movement, or brush against them is agony. It's the kind of pain that is just deep down and nothing eases it. If it was just that initial spike of pain, I'd be fine... but that pain after is beyond words to describe.
The best way I heard it described is as a total system reset, as the body folds in on itself protectively by default to prevent another hit to the same area. And once up and walking again, you will not be walking properly for several long steps
I remember when my friend decided to kick me with his combat boots with reinforced tip. Literally everything went dark for an hour and i nearly threw up on the spot, my other friends had to carry me into classroom and i just barely recovered at the end of the lesson... that was a nightmare...
There was a study committed to observe the level of pain comparatively from getting kicked in the balls and giving birth. And they found that getting kicked in the balls is equivalent in pain to giving birth to 368 babies simultaneously, the only consolation is it only lasts for a couple seconds-minutes.
@@kuromewtwo115 it wasn’t proven wrong, it was just the agreed consensus that the intensity doesn’t overcome the prolonged pain of giving birth as some cases of giving birth can last for 48 hours in severity.
@@Ultrasoulviver If getting kicked in the balls is like giving birth to 368 babies... This means that the pain is anywhere from being 1 - 10 hours in labor.
I don’t think people understand, getting hit in the balls hurts a lot immidiatly, and then dies down, and then the pain just gets worse and worse, until you can no longer stand.
Fun fact about getting kicked in the balls. The pain is so intense that before the pain signals can reach your brain your brain is already pumping out adrenaline to mitigate as much pain response as possible in anticipation and without doing so the pain would literally kill the man.
Uh, no. 1. During pain you got a cocktail of hormones which make your womb fabric able to stretch and also numb it and got other effect on your body and mind to help with it. 2. Birth does not need to be pain ful. 2a. The most common source of pain is the spine and the reason for that is the wrong birthing position = on your back, what changes gravity from your friend to your enemy, because now the baby will press onto your spine during the birhing process. 2b. Stress and fear massively worsens pain, so telling disguting horror stories about it is a wonderful way to make labor worse. Thanks for that. 3. The reason why birht is seen as the worst pain in their life for some women is the simply fact that they did not have much problem with pain before that.
6:42 Funny thing about getting kicked in the balls: You have a very good chance of developing a hernia, which will require surgery, so joke aside the graphic is very accurate.
I can describe the immediate white hot stabbing pain in words easily... but that rising pain after... i can't convey that pain in words. Not in any meaningful way. The closest I can think of is taking the throbbing of every migraine headache you'ever had, multiply it by a million, concentrate it all together into a single pain, and put it into your balls. But even that somehow doesn't convey that shock of pain every time you move your body, the waves of nausea. I've done those electro stim pads they put on your back and give your back muscles cramp-like pain so men can "experience" period cramps... and all I've got to say is I will gladly take a monthly period for the rest of my life over just one solid hit to the crotch. Annoying, sore, but easily manageable.
@@mycroft16there's 2 versions of those, one to simulate cramps and one to simulate labor. Invariably amongst men who've done both, I've seen the assessment of "Period cramps aren't as bad as a kick to the nads, but labour basically feels the exact same." And then I just think about how some women go into labour for several hours before that little fucker pops out. I'd still rather give birth, but that's just because I'm trans. If it wasn't so closely tied to what my subconscious is convinced I'm supposed to do, it'd probably still track as "Oh fuck that, no 4 hour ball pain for me thanks" I don't even know if I'm coherent here, I'm high af
@@KitKatHexe Lol. no you're coherent. And I've heard the same thing. Now, period cramps with like endometriosis I'll give a woman absolute credit for because that's a whole other level. But just regular cramps, even bad ones... eh, come on. I've also heard women (including my wife) who have had both labor and a large kidney stone say they are about the same level of pain, with some kidney stones even surpassing labor in both intensity and duration. So any men out there who have had a >5mm crystalized kidney stone moving down over 12 hours... congrats, you know what labor feels like. :D Seriously made me laugh with the 4 hour ball pain line. lol. Thanks for that.
12:37 that video is actually so sad, It wasn't just stolen, it was bashed into pieces by the robbers. And they weren't sets, they were things he had custom built, so there were no instructions to just rebuild either.
Worst part about it was: it was deliberate. They targeted nothing BUT the LEGO sets only, leaving everything else of value but destroying or stealing the LEGO alone. Legitimately an act of pure unadulterated malice and evil. That video he posted still breaks my heart, in spite of everything.
Getting hit in the nuts; There's the initial spike from them getting clouted. It hurts. It's usually enough to paralyse a man near-instantly. It's a white hot poker being stabbed directly into the centre of your brain. Then it eases off, bodily functions return and the pain begins spreading and radiating outwards from "ground zero", often making us feel physically sick (some even are sick), and we often feel sick and bruised for the rest of the day. Imagine getting kicked in the uterus, or directly in one of your open eyes, that's the sensitivity we're talking about when we talk about getting kicked in the nuts. The pain does NOT just go away.
I was like 12 and walking along a thin fence when I slipped and fell on it directly on my balls from standing height. According to my sister, I screamed in the most horrific manner, like blood curdling scream, yelled "I THINK ONES POPPED OUT" and then passed out. I only remember the pain, single most painful experience of my entire life, worse than broken bones and that one time I got stabbed.
@biggusriggus7693 y'know I've been with girls since.. but I'm just slightly concerned that it may have impacted my ability to convince. it was the worst impact and pain I've ever experienced
Hit bike cross bar after a nice jump, so had that downward force right onto it. I thought I was going to die. It felt like one had exploded inside me. Nothing I have ever experienced has come even remotely close to that universe ending level of pain.
@@ESGR_07 It's the handheld console Nintendo had between the Gameboy until the Switch. There were many versions. Nintendo DS, DS, DSi, DSixl, DS3D & DS3Dxl. At least those are the ones I remember.
There is the brief initial pain of being hit in the balls then afterwards the rapidly building pain of having your intestines pulled through your bellybutton by a meat hook sets in.
"Never feel Physical pain again", I would love to give this to my mom, I don't like it when she's physically hurt, cause it leads to Mental pain for her as well.
Fun fact about the male testicles if the get hit too hard they can suffer permanent damage to the sperm production or just straight up get tangled with each other and then you would have to go to the doctor to get one or both removed. I love being a man
Biologically speaking, the pain of child birth is so painful and traumatic that the brain makes some woman forget what the pain was like. So woman end up wanting another child.
Yep that is very true. Every guy has a "brace" period when getting a bump into the crownjewels. Can last from a second to upto 5 seconds in rare occasions, to give them some time to ponder about what they are in for very soon. Very soon after it spikes up massively up to the point of puking and nausea depending on how hard it was as the crownjewels send their emergency signals, intensifying whatever is felt there hundredfold throughout the whole spine and anything connected to it.
"Why are YOU crying!?" Is right! If anyone should be crying it's him! I know what it's like to find out your significant other has not been faithful! And it sucks! At least I never had children with her so for him it's worse! Cause it isn't HIS bloodline that she's been progressing! I'm so mad!
Those hand wraps are primarily used in MMA for wrist stabilization, an auxiliary function is to mediate ablation of skin tissue resulting from repeated strikes.
On multiple occasions I've had dreams where a family member (mother, father, sibling) dies. It always is so real that when I wake up it's in a cold sweat and I just have to sit there for a minute convincing myself it never happened.
For the thumbnail's question, yes, it is like that. Usually, you feel the initial impact, and then you feel the pain linger for a couple minutes at a time before it just disappears.
A sharp pain, it dies down, then it randomly flares up and now you can’t sit and have to stand in a very specific position so that they are not touching anything else, even your pants.
1:45 oh no no no yeah that's a bike pedal, the spikes scrape bleeding claw lines down your shin if your foot slips while pedaling too fast, all the energy in your leg has to go somewhere so it goes down as your foot slips backward into tracing lines in the flesh of your shin, and even worse is when your foot hits the ground at speed and you twist your ankle, adding injury to injury
Ngl those damn headaches are the WORST of the WORST.Like I had one yesterday and I wasn't even able to eat my favorite food after not eating for 35 hours
Pregnancy hurts a different amount from woman to woman, a teacher I had told me that her second pregnancy was almost painless due to the amount of help you can get from hospitals nowadays
The hit to the balls pain over time function is oddly accurate there the spike in pain upon injury, then there's the small respite and finally the continued escalation and expansion of pain until it eventually becomes easily ignored with some mental effort
the moment when you pause the reaction video to read what's written to the video they react only for them to wind back two seconds later to read it themselves
best 2 options of being around a nuke blast. 1. you ether want to be right at it, so you die without feeling any pain. 2. be far enough away that you live and don't feel the pain. being between these 2 would suck, since you'd prob die while feeling the worse pain in your life. If you don't die from it, you'd be feeling that pain for way too long.
7:15 Could be worse. You could fall asleep in a car full of people you only just met and when you wake up you feel that the pain in your stomach has vanished.
@9:27 Businesses are used to people not perofrming well at first. Whether because they are learning the job, weren't cut out for it in the first place, or are just bad employees. If they pay everyone like they're good at the job right away, they go bankrupt. 😂 You absolutely can argue for performance based pay, but be ready to be disappointed when you find out you need to already know what you're doing (and deliver) to get it.
1:45 hah! My pedals are solid plastic! They also have small metal spikes sticking out of them to better grip my shoes…yes, they hurt much worse than those weak metal ones ever did.
Life is always better lived than not lived, if you have thoughts of S.H. (Self H-word) get help, I have had thoughts before, my mom ACTED on those thoughts, please as someone who knows that feeling, get help
1:45 I've done this so many times it doesn't hurt anymore. from experience I can say what's worse is when you have pedals with screws instead of the treads so that you cut and scratch your shins instead of just hurting them.
Actually an easy way to get a feeling for it without risking damage is to grab your shin, seek the bone part and then press it, that's kind of the typical pain, but of course a) you will limit it by not pushihng too much and b) it's not squishy like a testicle. For a woman to get the idea, just imagine that someone grabs into your belly and crushes your ovaries - which are pretty much the same thing, even are created from the same gonads and the testicles actually from from that position so the nerves lead right up there, that's why men got strong pain in the belly when something is wrong with their testicles. Overall a weird design anyway. Ovaries were fine with staying inside, what's the nonsense with the male body that needs to have it outside? But that's the problem with evolution, it's overall just randomness and then a kill show and what survives goes to the next round - with all the fail designs it's carrying with it.
The things with men and our balls is, the balls are connected to every internal organ of the body, brain too. When you hit the balls hard enough, because the balls are cobnected to every organ, the brain does not know what was attacked and activate every pain and alarm receptir in the body at once. What make us suffer so much ? Hitting us in the balls make us feel pain on the ENTIRE BODY. Our stomach contract, our earth pump, we get the air out of our mouth, and all pf the pain of all of those organs is concentrated in the head and the balls at the same time.
0:47 the three things that hurt me most were 1. kick reflex leg so fast into the side wall; most nerves in my big toe just died on impact. 2. It hurt dislocating a knee or arm, now see what happens when you leg dislocates at the hip. 3. Getting a numbing needle put into you pinky to bend it back into place. But yes getting your finger stuck in one of those does really hurt.
Had a friend go down bad in a basketball came and dislocated his knee. Sideways. It made this really sickening S curve. paramedics got there and had him bite on a padded hard tube and had a bunch of us hold his arms and other leg. They warned us he was going to pull stronger than he looked capable of. They then proceeded to pull his knee out even more, slide the leg back in line, and then slam it up with a really sickening bone on bone clicking sound as the joint went back into place. Friend screamed like his soul was being torn out and he nearly threw us off of him. But then it just all suddenly stopped, pain gone, stood up and was good. It was insane.
I saw a video of a girl who asked for extra credit. The teacher said yes when you walk on water. So she got a 12 pack of water bottles, and walked on it. He didn't give her the credit.
"Hurting them back will not heal your pain"
Vampiric builds: actually...
Laughs in lifesteal...
@@zdub93 What if you're attacked by inanimate objects instead of people. These are the kinds of things I think about before deciding not to use abilities like Lifesteal.
@@icebox1954so is the object moving via telekinesis because if so I can see one exchange where life steal works. If it’s imbued with life then you can technically still life steal it.
@christiankirby8092 Skyrim for example has steam powered units so I doubt that would work. We have robots based on electricity so that's another one. I don't like niche powers as it gives the enemy an easy counter.
@@icebox1954 it's not an easy counter, it's very simple, you just have to get so much life-steal - prefferably one instant and one over-time - you are effectively immortal, and no enemy, man or machine, can stand in your way
3:50
The receptors of pain override the receptors that are responsible for the itching as the pain is alot more stronger and tolerable than the itch lmao
Yeah it's weird.
ye sometimes the top of my foot will be itchy so i just stomp on it with my other foot it feels alot better numb than itchy
It's like that with a lot of things. The more sensory deprived we become, the more the small things become intolerable. A 10 hour flight made me realize how irritating the seams were on my favorite jeans.
I've heard itching powder (the experimental-level kind) has been making the rounds during information torture when 'truth drops' don't get a good enough answer.
Live Leak has plenty of vids on darkweb, and the sheer agony they show tied up with that itchy powder as they scream every answer in excruciating detail is nightmarish.
The nine foot tall, 800 pound, genetically modified space racist is a Warhammer 40K space marine.
what.
@@EliasKoiner-xj5eb A space marine from Warhammer 40K, that's pretty much how they are. Aside from being religious fanatics that will serve the God Emperor until their end.
Oh ok.
FOR THE EMPEROR
To be fair, the Xenos have demonstrated to deserve the treatment. For the Emperor.
Hearing vaazkl scream about the moth will never not be funny no many how many reactions to this video I watch
I’ll be honest, seeing you write vaazkl made me immediately think of Val Hazak
Don't men have to pass kidney stones though
@@Iisserul Bro same lol
@@MichaelBattles-fl7uhdon’t women also pass kidneys stones
@@zanemccaskill3664unknown
When a man gets kicked in the balls, there is a small grace period where the initial pain subsides and the real pain begins, and it slowly amplifies itself over time as one goes about, trying to find the strength to get back up and keep walking like everything is fine
You have a few moments to go "ah fuck" before the real ache sets in
dont forget that your abdomen is in pain and it feels like you want to throw up
You're trying to get your breath back, and then as the testicles kind of reinflate after being flattened (the cause of the initial pain), this deep, throbbing waves of pain wash over your entire body and you feel like you're going to puke. And every single movement, or brush against them is agony. It's the kind of pain that is just deep down and nothing eases it. If it was just that initial spike of pain, I'd be fine... but that pain after is beyond words to describe.
The best way I heard it described is as a total system reset, as the body folds in on itself protectively by default to prevent another hit to the same area. And once up and walking again, you will not be walking properly for several long steps
I remember when my friend decided to kick me with his combat boots with reinforced tip. Literally everything went dark for an hour and i nearly threw up on the spot, my other friends had to carry me into classroom and i just barely recovered at the end of the lesson... that was a nightmare...
Me: tries to be quiet in the middle of the night
The door: 7:08
I give this the comment of the day award!
Lmao
There was a study committed to observe the level of pain comparatively from getting kicked in the balls and giving birth. And they found that getting kicked in the balls is equivalent in pain to giving birth to 368 babies simultaneously, the only consolation is it only lasts for a couple seconds-minutes.
pretty sure that study was proven wrong
@@kuromewtwo115 it wasn’t proven wrong, it was just the agreed consensus that the intensity doesn’t overcome the prolonged pain of giving birth as some cases of giving birth can last for 48 hours in severity.
It’s the length, not the feeling.
Got it.
Boohooooooooo
@@Ultrasoulviver If getting kicked in the balls is like giving birth to 368 babies...
This means that the pain is anywhere from being 1 - 10 hours in labor.
I don’t think people understand, getting hit in the balls hurts a lot immidiatly, and then dies down, and then the pain just gets worse and worse, until you can no longer stand.
Fun fact about child birth: You are in so much pain that your brain literally stops you from remembering it because of how painful it is
If you've ever collapsed from any pain, you'll have the same experience of not remembering parts of it.
Fun fact about getting kicked in the balls. The pain is so intense that before the pain signals can reach your brain your brain is already pumping out adrenaline to mitigate as much pain response as possible in anticipation and without doing so the pain would literally kill the man.
Sums up my life for the past 20 years... I think.
Uh, no.
1. During pain you got a cocktail of hormones which make your womb fabric able to stretch and also numb it and got other effect on your body and mind to help with it.
2. Birth does not need to be pain ful.
2a. The most common source of pain is the spine and the reason for that is the wrong birthing position = on your back, what changes gravity from your friend to your enemy, because now the baby will press onto your spine during the birhing process.
2b. Stress and fear massively worsens pain, so telling disguting horror stories about it is a wonderful way to make labor worse. Thanks for that.
3. The reason why birht is seen as the worst pain in their life for some women is the simply fact that they did not have much problem with pain before that.
@@miriamweller812 Thanks for the information
6:42 Funny thing about getting kicked in the balls: You have a very good chance of developing a hernia, which will require surgery, so joke aside the graphic is very accurate.
*The classic*
Testicular torsion
I can describe the immediate white hot stabbing pain in words easily... but that rising pain after... i can't convey that pain in words. Not in any meaningful way. The closest I can think of is taking the throbbing of every migraine headache you'ever had, multiply it by a million, concentrate it all together into a single pain, and put it into your balls. But even that somehow doesn't convey that shock of pain every time you move your body, the waves of nausea.
I've done those electro stim pads they put on your back and give your back muscles cramp-like pain so men can "experience" period cramps... and all I've got to say is I will gladly take a monthly period for the rest of my life over just one solid hit to the crotch. Annoying, sore, but easily manageable.
@@mycroft16there's 2 versions of those, one to simulate cramps and one to simulate labor.
Invariably amongst men who've done both, I've seen the assessment of "Period cramps aren't as bad as a kick to the nads, but labour basically feels the exact same." And then I just think about how some women go into labour for several hours before that little fucker pops out.
I'd still rather give birth, but that's just because I'm trans. If it wasn't so closely tied to what my subconscious is convinced I'm supposed to do, it'd probably still track as "Oh fuck that, no 4 hour ball pain for me thanks"
I don't even know if I'm coherent here, I'm high af
@@KitKatHexe Lol. no you're coherent. And I've heard the same thing. Now, period cramps with like endometriosis I'll give a woman absolute credit for because that's a whole other level. But just regular cramps, even bad ones... eh, come on. I've also heard women (including my wife) who have had both labor and a large kidney stone say they are about the same level of pain, with some kidney stones even surpassing labor in both intensity and duration. So any men out there who have had a >5mm crystalized kidney stone moving down over 12 hours... congrats, you know what labor feels like. :D
Seriously made me laugh with the 4 hour ball pain line. lol. Thanks for that.
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS Which can outright kill you if not treaeted.
9:50
These make sure 2 things.
1: your wrist doesn't bend to move when punching to avoid injury
2: Protect the knuckles (But mainly the wrist thing)
12:37 that video is actually so sad, It wasn't just stolen, it was bashed into pieces by the robbers. And they weren't sets, they were things he had custom built, so there were no instructions to just rebuild either.
Well isn't that just raw depression then, an oof the size of galactic clusters
Worst part about it was: it was deliberate.
They targeted nothing BUT the LEGO sets only, leaving everything else of value but destroying or stealing the LEGO alone.
Legitimately an act of pure unadulterated malice and evil.
That video he posted still breaks my heart, in spite of everything.
7:02 “would you take pepper spray for extra credit” man i would take the entire bottle for extra credit
"Would you take pepper spray for extra credit" *turns into clicker*
Getting hit in the nuts;
There's the initial spike from them getting clouted. It hurts. It's usually enough to paralyse a man near-instantly. It's a white hot poker being stabbed directly into the centre of your brain.
Then it eases off, bodily functions return and the pain begins spreading and radiating outwards from "ground zero", often making us feel physically sick (some even are sick), and we often feel sick and bruised for the rest of the day.
Imagine getting kicked in the uterus, or directly in one of your open eyes, that's the sensitivity we're talking about when we talk about getting kicked in the nuts. The pain does NOT just go away.
Naw, dawg, you obviously have never, ever gotten walloped gud between the legs. Tell me you have not really ben hit in the balls without telling me.
I love the vocal creaky door hinge sound, I do that as well!!! I thought i was the only one who does it!!
I was like 12 and walking along a thin fence when I slipped and fell on it directly on my balls from standing height.
According to my sister, I screamed in the most horrific manner, like blood curdling scream, yelled "I THINK ONES POPPED OUT" and then passed out.
I only remember the pain, single most painful experience of my entire life, worse than broken bones and that one time I got stabbed.
I know your pain brother. Little league baseball we had a pitching machine. Didn't realize the cup wasn't properly seated until the ball hit.
@biggusriggus7693 y'know I've been with girls since.. but I'm just slightly concerned that it may have impacted my ability to convince. it was the worst impact and pain I've ever experienced
Hit bike cross bar after a nice jump, so had that downward force right onto it. I thought I was going to die. It felt like one had exploded inside me. Nothing I have ever experienced has come even remotely close to that universe ending level of pain.
I refuse to believe people don't know what a DS is. Hell I still use mine regularly.
Bro doesn’t know other aged people exist 💀
For what? Other than games, ofc
I'd love to use a ds, or something similar, as a phone
sorry, but what is DS (iam from czech, so maibie thats why i dont know it)
@@ESGR_07 It's the handheld console Nintendo had between the Gameboy until the Switch. There were many versions. Nintendo DS, DS, DSi, DSixl, DS3D & DS3Dxl. At least those are the ones I remember.
@@6th_Army oh thanks, I didn´t and still dont like consols and gameboys, so that will be the reason
There is the brief initial pain of being hit in the balls then afterwards the rapidly building pain of having your intestines pulled through your bellybutton by a meat hook sets in.
7:08 I love this sound. It sounds so satisfying. I do it all the time.
Until you play the last of us😂
@@ricolangenkamp9739 Or watch 'The Grudge'
As a Lego Star Wars collector, that broken Millennium Falcon hurt my soul on every level
For the can opening one, don't pull with the nail, use the nail to wedge your finger under the nib and then pull with the finger itself
6:55
Im pretty sure the meme is that while Americans will get 1 foot as in height, the British, who use meters instead, will get an actual foot
17:30 Reference to Warhammer 40k, sister
No... I refuse to believe!! I will be a space marine!! I will die in the name of the emperor of man!!!!!
@@amirhaikal6672 no! its best to join imperial guard! FIX BAYONETS!
For the emperor!
FOR THE EMPEROR
For the Emperor!
7:08 this happens to me all the time when brain reboot brain shutting down
She sounds a little bit like a Clicker from the last of us
@@LennartGrunter-Rittau that's the sale sounds but faster
0:13 you can actually use the bottom of another soda or beer can or whatever in order to pop the tab
Or u can use a coin
Or u can gamble.
@@dstrkt.cs2 🤝
I just push the other side of the tab down before pulling it open.
Fun fact about mosquito bites, scratch circles around the bite and it stops itching. This has been your random learning moment of the day.
4:35 yeah exactly EMOTIONAL DAMAGE with immense physical pain cause you get no reward for it
Getting sack tapped is the worst pain in the world
She really said
"Would you take Pepper spray for extra credit?" *Impressively accurate Woodpecker impression*
I laughed way too hard at the spinjitzu one. There were actual tears.
"Never feel Physical pain again", I would love to give this to my mom, I don't like it when she's physically hurt, cause it leads to Mental pain for her as well.
Fun fact about the male testicles if the get hit too hard they can suffer permanent damage to the sperm production or just straight up get tangled with each other and then you would have to go to the doctor to get one or both removed. I love being a man
Fact checking this when i see my buddies again
@@snowtijger933 rip to your friends balls
*TESTICULAR TORSION*
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS u monster.
MEND BUTT CRACK!
And women can have their uterus ripped out with a bad birth. So it's similar.
9:11 I'd never think such a harmless image could cause such a reaction, but then I remember my reaction to spider webs and shut up.
yes, it does actually hurt that bad.
8:30 I was dying from the picture and she starting speaking an ancient language I died even more😂😂😂
Biologically speaking, the pain of child birth is so painful and traumatic that the brain makes some woman forget what the pain was like. So woman end up wanting another child.
Yep that is very true.
Every guy has a "brace" period when getting a bump into the crownjewels. Can last from a second to upto 5 seconds in rare occasions, to give them some time to ponder about what they are in for very soon. Very soon after it spikes up massively up to the point of puking and nausea depending on how hard it was as the crownjewels send their emergency signals, intensifying whatever is felt there hundredfold throughout the whole spine and anything connected to it.
"Why are YOU crying!?" Is right! If anyone should be crying it's him! I know what it's like to find out your significant other has not been faithful! And it sucks! At least I never had children with her so for him it's worse! Cause it isn't HIS bloodline that she's been progressing! I'm so mad!
5:02 why do i get the feeling the courts will take her side even though she is the serial cheater that also commited paternity fraud 3 times
The fact that so many ball pain memes exist still isn't enough to express how much it hurts
The initial pain is the compression. Then you have a couple of seconds to realize what just happened, before they DECOMPRESS.
That scream at the end came straight from the soul I'm dying😂😂😂
Thumbnail is accurate. It hurts like hell. Worse than the time I had kidney stones
8:27 how the hell how is he not feeling the pain bro voted to not feel physical pain
Those hand wraps are primarily used in MMA for wrist stabilization, an auxiliary function is to mediate ablation of skin tissue resulting from repeated strikes.
On multiple occasions I've had dreams where a family member (mother, father, sibling) dies. It always is so real that when I wake up it's in a cold sweat and I just have to sit there for a minute convincing myself it never happened.
I saw a similar image at 1:07. It's a diagram explaining how to tear a ligament or tendon 💀
I can do that just fine. doesnt hurt or anything...
Ahh! Well, I wish I'd known that before trying it.. 😅🤣
@@matei522yeah same it doesn't hurt it just feels like a slight stretch.
9:11 not Cy screaming to a pic of rats😂😂😂😂😂😂
(I know what they were doing)
6:40 There's the kick and you got a split second to ready yourself and UMPH and you take a deep breath for *the real pain.*
Thank you, RUclips, for recommending this to me while my mouth is burning with capsaicin.
*"AÆĄÅÁÆÄ"* at the end scared me just as much as anyone else watching
For the thumbnail's question, yes, it is like that. Usually, you feel the initial impact, and then you feel the pain linger for a couple minutes at a time before it just disappears.
17:30 This is a reference to space marines from Warhammer 40k
A sharp pain, it dies down, then it randomly flares up and now you can’t sit and have to stand in a very specific position so that they are not touching anything else, even your pants.
Knuckle wraps are for the wrist, but they def help you not get your knuckles as bloodied
Hurting them back won't heal your pain... True. But if I hurt them back I'm not alone anymore. Misery LOVES company
1:45 oh no no no yeah that's a bike pedal, the spikes scrape bleeding claw lines down your shin if your foot slips while pedaling too fast, all the energy in your leg has to go somewhere so it goes down as your foot slips backward into tracing lines in the flesh of your shin, and even worse is when your foot hits the ground at speed and you twist your ankle, adding injury to injury
I still have visible scars from those assholes. I swear Satan himself invented those.
4:12 As a person with glasses i can confirm that this inflicts 2 status effects on me 1: Annoyance 2:Anger
Ngl those damn headaches are the WORST of the WORST.Like I had one yesterday and I wasn't even able to eat my favorite food after not eating for 35 hours
The thumbnail is true af. It goes up up and beyond for like 5 mins then disappears in like 1 min
"does it make you happy if you hurt them back?"
yes infact it does
7:07 That's one of my favorite things to do LOL
7:09 The Grudge. That movie terrorized me during my childhood. Didn't expect to here it here again
Pregnancy hurts a different amount from woman to woman, a teacher I had told me that her second pregnancy was almost painless due to the amount of help you can get from hospitals nowadays
Living in fear of mice would be hard for a gamer.
Pepper spray can’t be much worse than a whole bottle of hand sanitizer
Wtf, I can't get over how much I like Cypress's accent. Bruh.
Bro the last scream got me crying and laughing 😂
Hell no, you get reminded of the pain every day when you look at the kid
The hit to the balls pain over time function is oddly accurate there the spike in pain upon injury, then there's the small respite and finally the continued escalation and expansion of pain until it eventually becomes easily ignored with some mental effort
17:30 FOR THE EMPEROR
Between her panicking at the sight of a rat, and him screaming bcs of a moth I'm really glad I wasn't wearing headphones😅
the moment when you pause the reaction video to read what's written to the video they react only for them to wind back two seconds later to read it themselves
Fun fact related to that first meme:
You can use the bottom of a can to open another can.
The extra foot one: Brits stopped using Imperial system and switched to metric, so an 'extra foot' means literal foot instead of a unit of distance
best 2 options of being around a nuke blast. 1. you ether want to be right at it, so you die without feeling any pain. 2. be far enough away that you live and don't feel the pain. being between these 2 would suck, since you'd prob die while feeling the worse pain in your life. If you don't die from it, you'd be feeling that pain for way too long.
Never buy games at full price. Go to a key shop and get them at a fraction. The longer you wait, the cheaper it gets.
7:15 Could be worse. You could fall asleep in a car full of people you only just met and when you wake up you feel that the pain in your stomach has vanished.
The EMOTION in "yea i did"
My friend asked me why I'm so chaotic, and I told her chaos is my love language
7:08 Cypress doing a Shoebill stork call!
@9:27
Businesses are used to people not perofrming well at first. Whether because they are learning the job, weren't cut out for it in the first place, or are just bad employees. If they pay everyone like they're good at the job right away, they go bankrupt. 😂
You absolutely can argue for performance based pay, but be ready to be disappointed when you find out you need to already know what you're doing (and deliver) to get it.
I'm currently listening to this with headphones that only work on one side
the first picture is why i open the cans with my teeth, cause those don't budge
1:45 hah! My pedals are solid plastic! They also have small metal spikes sticking out of them to better grip my shoes…yes, they hurt much worse than those weak metal ones ever did.
4:35 one of the options at least causes short-term pleasure while the other is pain, just pain
@cypress we do feel it instantly when kicked in the balls, but the pain intensifies over time and a kick in the balls can be fatal.
when you started looking up why chainsaws were invented it cut to a commercial for deadpool and wolverine and i can stop giggling
Fun fact, everything is temporary, you, your house, your kid, pain, death (forgetting about it) memes, RUclips, humans, your food, your drink
Make sure you have fun in life!
Life is always better lived than not lived, if you have thoughts of S.H. (Self H-word) get help, I have had thoughts before, my mom ACTED on those thoughts, please as someone who knows that feeling, get help
12:51 bro same, someone told me they had a crush on me and my damn ADHD kicks in and makes me overthink
1:45 I've done this so many times it doesn't hurt anymore. from experience I can say what's worse is when you have pedals with screws instead of the treads so that you cut and scratch your shins instead of just hurting them.
Getting hit there is like being poked in the eyes or being hit in the liver
Actually an easy way to get a feeling for it without risking damage is to grab your shin, seek the bone part and then press it, that's kind of the typical pain, but of course a) you will limit it by not pushihng too much and b) it's not squishy like a testicle.
For a woman to get the idea, just imagine that someone grabs into your belly and crushes your ovaries - which are pretty much the same thing, even are created from the same gonads and the testicles actually from from that position so the nerves lead right up there, that's why men got strong pain in the belly when something is wrong with their testicles.
Overall a weird design anyway. Ovaries were fine with staying inside, what's the nonsense with the male body that needs to have it outside?
But that's the problem with evolution, it's overall just randomness and then a kill show and what survives goes to the next round - with all the fail designs it's carrying with it.
7:47 I do! Although at this point, I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten so much sour candy I’ve burned my sour tastebuds off because nothing feels sour anymore
The things with men and our balls is, the balls are connected to every internal organ of the body, brain too.
When you hit the balls hard enough, because the balls are cobnected to every organ, the brain does not know what was attacked and activate every pain and alarm receptir in the body at once.
What make us suffer so much ? Hitting us in the balls make us feel pain on the ENTIRE BODY.
Our stomach contract, our earth pump, we get the air out of our mouth, and all pf the pain of all of those organs is concentrated in the head and the balls at the same time.
Gon actually got to meet his father in the end
Thats so real i cant even remember the last time i cried because of physical pain in fact that usually stops emotional pain temporarily
Balls pain is just OUCH
like bro me just seeing a word saying balls getting kicked
Hurt my ball
R.I.P the second ball😢
0:47 the three things that hurt me most were
1. kick reflex leg so fast into the side wall; most nerves in my big toe just died on impact.
2. It hurt dislocating a knee or arm, now see what happens when you leg dislocates at the hip.
3. Getting a numbing needle put into you pinky to bend it back into place.
But yes getting your finger stuck in one of those does really hurt.
Had a friend go down bad in a basketball came and dislocated his knee. Sideways. It made this really sickening S curve. paramedics got there and had him bite on a padded hard tube and had a bunch of us hold his arms and other leg. They warned us he was going to pull stronger than he looked capable of. They then proceeded to pull his knee out even more, slide the leg back in line, and then slam it up with a really sickening bone on bone clicking sound as the joint went back into place. Friend screamed like his soul was being torn out and he nearly threw us off of him. But then it just all suddenly stopped, pain gone, stood up and was good. It was insane.
I think out of all of them "What is a DS" might have done it ... ima go cry now
I saw a video of a girl who asked for extra credit. The teacher said yes when you walk on water. So she got a 12 pack of water bottles, and walked on it. He didn't give her the credit.