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  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 Месяц назад +1018

    For those who don’t know, when he said “I need your seed”, he’s referring to a string of numbers that is assigned to each Minecraft world upon creation. Typing in an existing world’s seed will give you the exact copy of that world.

    • @Ryoneln
      @Ryoneln Месяц назад +46

      well within simulation radius because after that it starts filling in but otherwise yeah

    • @hdog9046
      @hdog9046 Месяц назад +138

      @@Ryoneln Nope, simulation radius plays no part in world generation. Every world is the exact same as long as the seed, version number, and world creation parameters are kept the same. Every world is created through an entirely deterministic algorithm. You can see it yourself, create 2 worlds with the same seed and pick a set of coordinates and go to them in each world and they will be exactly the same, even down to the loot in the chests.

    • @judgecheese3594
      @judgecheese3594 Месяц назад +14

      No, he’s referring to ykw

    • @davidmccall4024
      @davidmccall4024 Месяц назад +31

      @@hdog9046 correct

    • @davidmunizwessels8520
      @davidmunizwessels8520 Месяц назад +4

      timestamp?

  • @geraldthegoose1685
    @geraldthegoose1685 Месяц назад +448

    The worst enemy for men is trying to read a girls shirt while also trying to keep an appropriate eye level

    • @Toon57
      @Toon57 Месяц назад +10

      @@geraldthegoose1685 if you have good enough vision you don’t have to be looking directly at something to read it

    • @geraldthegoose1685
      @geraldthegoose1685 Месяц назад +54

      @@Toon57 rip my poor sight kings

    • @Toon57
      @Toon57 Месяц назад +6

      @ I have to wear glasses and I can do it 😅

    • @sandrogogelia-pop
      @sandrogogelia-pop Месяц назад +7

      u look at them ? i give the 2 seconds of eyecontact then never look at them for the rest of the convo

    • @Toon57
      @Toon57 Месяц назад +6

      @@sandrogogelia-pop usually when you are talking to someone you look at them😀, it’s not that difficult to talk to women… lol

  • @delphy2478
    @delphy2478 Месяц назад +128

    so, about the women sending signals vs men receiving signals, a big part of it is that when a man misreads a signal, he gets socially punished SEVERELY, so most men get burned once or twice by misreading, and have learned to just assume that any signal you see isn't actually a signal until it becomes completely obvious

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 Месяц назад +44

      Woman's hints are 1 time pad encrypted.
      One woman's hint, is another woman's stay away from me. They are, in fact, not consistent.
      The only one who can read the hint are those who already have the key, and if you are not already familiar enough with the woman to understand the hints(I.E. have the 1 time pad) you are not going to decrypt it.
      Woman claim that the hints are obvious, all while fully acknowledging it's a HINT. Which, by definition, isn't actually enough information to figure out that something is going on until or unless you ALREADY know something is going on. That's why it's a HINT.

    • @Idkwhattoputhere-d9q
      @Idkwhattoputhere-d9q Месяц назад +3

      Exactly bro

    • @VirtuousWanderer
      @VirtuousWanderer Месяц назад +4

      "I am not a radar receiver or detective just tell me you like me or don't so I can get on with my day and not have to waste any of my precocious limited time on this Earth trying to decrypt your BS." Is what I usually tell people if they want to try to help set me up with someone

    • @ericsmith551
      @ericsmith551 19 дней назад

      I don't send signals, fuck that. I tell people what I think and if they don't like it? That's fine, we don't have to talk or be friends. I HAVE friends already, thanks, I'll live without one more. And I'll say this, my wife appreciates the fact that I'm candid with her. Make no mistake, I'll do the little white lies of "Yeah, dinner was great." but I never lie about anything truly important. Food isn't that important in the grand scheme of things, it's just a means to fuel the body and nothing more. If you enjoy it or not doesn't really change your life like a happy marriage can.

    • @judsdragon
      @judsdragon 11 дней назад +1

      this guy gets it lol

  • @RebelCowboysRVs
    @RebelCowboysRVs Месяц назад +195

    Men do get hints, we just know its safer to ignore them.

    • @reaper_is_unavailable
      @reaper_is_unavailable Месяц назад +42

      Yup, we notice but it's the analysis that pauses everything.

    • @Nolziv01
      @Nolziv01 Месяц назад +9

      Hahaha... I hear friends of my friends telling that to my friends "he doesn't get hints" and I'm like "tell em biih I wasn't interested." Everytime my friends and me laugh at these things.

    • @imao15
      @imao15 Месяц назад +7

      it's either we ignore it, or you suddenly start hearing l's theme for 5 hours on loop wondering how long it takes to send a text, and where that music is coming from

    • @sandhyaparbhu
      @sandhyaparbhu Месяц назад +1

      I dont

    • @Idkwhattoputhere-d9q
      @Idkwhattoputhere-d9q Месяц назад +1

      EXACTLY BRO

  • @Proto_Merc
    @Proto_Merc Месяц назад +186

    I just wanna say that, as a man, I have never once been correct in attempting to read a sign a woman has given me. I am denser than the standard harem anime protagonist.

    • @random3x70
      @random3x70 Месяц назад +40

      doesn't help we have to weight whether there is a sign being given or we are misinterpreting the situation and will appear like a creep.
      It is why we men tend to not respond to anything but the obvious.

    • @deadraven4228
      @deadraven4228 Месяц назад

      Same here

    • @TheHighCrow420
      @TheHighCrow420 Месяц назад +1

      Are u the choosen one ?

    • @rioghander2te
      @rioghander2te Месяц назад +8

      @@random3x70 the worst part is when even the obvious is not correct, because of girls doing pranks or dares or whatever stupid stuff

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 Месяц назад +12

      To be fair. Woman's hints are 1 time pad encrypted.
      One woman's hint, is another woman's stay away from me. They are, in fact, not consistent.
      The only one who can read the hint are those who already have the key, and if you are not already familiar enough with the woman to understand the hints(I.E. have the 1 time pad) you are not going to decrypt it.
      Woman claim that the hints are obvious, all while fully acknowledging it's a HINT. Which, by definition, isn't actually enough information to figure out that something is going on until or unless you ALREADY know something is going on. That's why it's a HINT.

  • @kingmric
    @kingmric Месяц назад +84

    After getting pranked by a woman hitting on me I just assume it's a lie, it's not healthy to think that but I will never take a hint. It's easier to think she's lying than get my hopes up.

    • @woodmastergaming5795
      @woodmastergaming5795 Месяц назад +15

      indeed i'm 35 and i never get my hopes up anymore. Not a single woman has put in any effort to get to know me and learn what values i have etc.
      I used to be mister friend-zone, now i just put myself in the no-zone. it hurts less.
      Many woman have asked me how much i earn, if i have a house, how often i go on vacation etc... pitifull really...

    • @kingmric
      @kingmric Месяц назад +5

      @woodmastergaming5795 been there with the mister friend zone

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 Месяц назад +4

      Woman's hints are 1 time pad encrypted.
      One woman's hint, is another woman's stay away from me. They are, in fact, not consistent.
      The only one who can read the hint are those who already have the key, and if you are not already familiar enough with the woman to understand the hints(I.E. have the 1 time pad) you are not going to decrypt it.
      Woman claim that the hints are obvious, all while fully acknowledging it's a HINT. Which, by definition, isn't actually enough information to figure out that something is going on until or unless you ALREADY know something is going on. That's why it's a HINT.

    • @Lampe2020
      @Lampe2020 Месяц назад +3

      @@feldamar2
      You're just making copypasta of this…

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 Месяц назад +3

      @@Lampe2020 ALMOST.
      I copied the base, but adjusted for the comment.
      Unfortunately, I forgot that humans forget the argument for the context instead and ignore the point.

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- Месяц назад +44

    What those girls don’t understand is that dealing with someone who’s emotionally struggling takes commitment and energy to actually help them.
    It can even be emotional straining for you to help another person. Those women just forget that.

  • @Toon57
    @Toon57 Месяц назад +397

    Looking respectfully not at the face 🙃

    • @derkommentator9999
      @derkommentator9999 Месяц назад +1

      women only cares about a pretty face🙃

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army Месяц назад +18

      To be fair, Cypress's face is also good. Not as good, but 8.8/10 is pretty similar to 9/10.

    • @Whyy_Bruh
      @Whyy_Bruh Месяц назад +2

      There's nothing there 😭

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army Месяц назад +3

      @@Whyy_Bruh You blind. There's plenty.

    • @Whyy_Bruh
      @Whyy_Bruh Месяц назад

      ​@@6th_Army plenty of what neck

  • @pegaz6529
    @pegaz6529 Месяц назад +79

    If ever a girl shouts something like "Stop staring at my chest" you should reply with "It's what I should do as a gentleman, I'm only staring at parts that are clothed."

  • @2Scarhand
    @2Scarhand Месяц назад +30

    10:55 I love Matara Kan, absolutely, but I can't get over the fact she admitted she gives random guys The Look as a way of "flirting."
    The #1 most socially aware and forward Vtuber I know of and she's a "girls look at you like 🙂 and call it flirting" woman!
    GIRL, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TALKING TO HIM!!

  • @AridanosYT
    @AridanosYT Месяц назад +20

    11:58 even if some girls signals are obvious, us guys are just to cautious. There have been to many situation where girls will act flirty, we’d ask them out and get turn down or worse. So now, we just think they’re being nice, because we don’t want to get ridiculed or see as creeps.

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 Месяц назад

      I had a girl straight up kiss me (on the cheek), I asked her out, she said yes, and then she ghosted me. Nothing is obvious XD

    • @Cotton_was_taken
      @Cotton_was_taken 27 дней назад +2

      I've seen a mate of mine get rejected by his crush bc she thought he was gay. He got bullied a lot after that, and the woman did a lot to feed the fire. It's stuff like that which is why men are so cautious when it comes to signalling. You can never really tell, cause even obvious signs can be misinterpreted

  • @eredaane4656
    @eredaane4656 Месяц назад +27

    Soo, I've eaten mentos yesterday and was drinking cola in the meantime without thinking. I've now experienced hellish cramps all night, barely sleeping at all and I never want to have this again. It was like 4 mentos and two glasses of cola. I was in pain for 24 hrs straight. Worst gas ever.

    • @Wahlord4Ssb
      @Wahlord4Ssb Месяц назад +14

      Rest in pieces to the fallen bro

    • @Sin_Alder
      @Sin_Alder Месяц назад +4

      Frankly, the combination of peanut butter and root beer does this to me. While the opportunity rarely presents itself, I have to consciously make sure I don't have a peanut butter sandwich with root beer.
      There are these tablets called Gas-X, though that help with gas problems. I recommend keeping some in the house. You never know when pains from bloating are going to hit you like a truck, so they're good to have on hand.

  • @iancrisp9027
    @iancrisp9027 Месяц назад +10

    When someone is sending signals to someone else, there's no pressure on you. But if someone's sending signals to you there's a lot more pressure which leads to a lot more overthinking.

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat Месяц назад +12

    The thing about signals also has a lot to do with self-image. How you perceive yourself inherently affects whether you would even consider the possibility of someone flirting with you.

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 Месяц назад +4

      Very true, this also mean that Woman's hints are 1 time pad encrypted.
      One woman's hint, is another woman's stay away from me. They are, in fact, not consistent. since each person is unique.
      The only one who can read the hint are those who already have the key(Knows the person and what is normal vs flirting), and if you are not already familiar enough with the woman to understand the hints(I.E. have the 1 time pad) you are not going to decrypt it.
      Woman claim that the hints are obvious, all while fully acknowledging it's a HINT. Which, by definition, isn't actually enough information to figure out that something is going on until or unless you ALREADY know something is going on. That's why it's a HINT.

  • @Zivin
    @Zivin Месяц назад +6

    As a guy, I can personally atest that we see the signals, especially the really obvious ones. We choose to play dumb and ignore the signals out of fear or disinterest.

  • @shiny-y2b
    @shiny-y2b Месяц назад +46

    Ain't nothing to look at auntie😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

    • @hevnemmm
      @hevnemmm Месяц назад +1

      Coooked 😭🙏

  • @tylermckinney2041
    @tylermckinney2041 Месяц назад +9

    11:19
    100% true, it's like giving people good advice, and not noticing that the same good advice is good for yourself.

  • @Vaskorre
    @Vaskorre Месяц назад +3

    "Maybe he didn't see anything to compliment"....Ooof, now that's going to sting. 🤣

  • @archiox0628
    @archiox0628 Месяц назад +11

    I recently learned from my decades long friends that when we were young, it's frequent that a LOT of girls were sending me signals but I was so dense that I never notice. Turns out the group jokes about this among themselves and dont tell me, that enough time would pass and the girl would just lose interest.
    My single 30+ year old ass could have known this information back then. But no.

    • @hevnemmm
      @hevnemmm Месяц назад

      bro fumbled so hard

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 Месяц назад

      Girls sent you signals?
      Guess mine is broken then.

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 Месяц назад +4

      To be fair. Woman's hints are 1 time pad encrypted.
      One woman's hint, is another woman's stay away from me. They are, in fact, not consistent.
      The only one who can read the hint are those who already have the key, Like the others in your friend group, and if you are not already familiar enough with the woman to understand the hints(I.E. have the 1 time pad) you are not going to decrypt it.
      Woman claim that the hints are obvious, all while fully acknowledging it's a HINT. Which, by definition, isn't actually enough information to figure out that something is going on until or unless you ALREADY know something is going on. That's why it's a HINT.

  • @cojones8518
    @cojones8518 Месяц назад +16

    19:25 Carlos Hathcock III aka White Feather. 93 confirmed kills. Dude's a legend in the sniper community.
    InB4 Simo Hayha, the criteria for getting a confirmed kill in Vietnam was a lot higher. Carlos had a lot more kills than 93.

    • @Tundra_archer
      @Tundra_archer Месяц назад

      How many unconfirmed

    • @ScorgRus
      @ScorgRus Месяц назад

      What is there to celebrate?

  • @DaniM2002
    @DaniM2002 Месяц назад +15

    Cypress is one of the Boys! On a more serious note, i really appreciate your opinions and views on relationships and guys in general as well. You seem very genuine, humble and respectful when you talk about that stuff. Thanks for all the videos ❤

  • @Juhno
    @Juhno Месяц назад +8

    17:05 That is so true. My parents have some tools, bikes, an electric grill from 80's. And their refrigerator and washer lasted at least 30 years.

  • @honilock577
    @honilock577 Месяц назад +12

    7 hours on the toilet is at most a weekly thing

    • @Ultima-editzz
      @Ultima-editzz Месяц назад

      More aroud 2 weeks and a few days a year

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel Месяц назад

      May be a diet thing, what are you eating? I am only asking, considering I had the same issue until I changed my diet a bit.

  • @Swarmah
    @Swarmah Месяц назад +24

    when women say stop bodyshaming, but bodyshames men for not being able to get enough bodyfat naturally to build bodybuilders body, or just will never be tall, that cant be controlled, but to not be fat can be controlled in 90+% cases.

    • @woodmastergaming5795
      @woodmastergaming5795 Месяц назад +2

      A year ago i started living by my rules and not bending them all the time. means whoever invites pays. goes on how many dates i was invited and how many of those paid... its pitifull. i told one girl, if you dont have any money to go on a date, dont invite someone. now ask if you can do the dishes, couz i aint paying.
      I think the waiter had the time of his life andat least i can laugh about that as well. altough its just said that double standards are so ridicoulesly present these days.

    • @cryhavocandletslipthedogso1873
      @cryhavocandletslipthedogso1873 Месяц назад +1

      @@woodmastergaming5795 If I had been present, I'd have seriously considered paying your bill for creating this unforgettable spectacle

  • @Techieninja2489
    @Techieninja2489 Месяц назад

    21:08 Rudy’s Barbecue is a restaurant chain whose tagline is “The Worst Barbecue in Texas.” It’s actually very good.

  • @m1key_92
    @m1key_92 Месяц назад +7

    22:35 a catalytic converter or a cat is a part of the exhaust system of a car that turns harmful gases into non harmful gases

    • @Lampe2020
      @Lampe2020 Месяц назад +1

      *less, not non

  • @TheBreadbear
    @TheBreadbear Месяц назад +41

    I'm just looking respectfully...
    I lied I'm looking disrespectfully.

  • @Shadow_M00N-o2r
    @Shadow_M00N-o2r Месяц назад +44

    *"I N E E D Y O U R S E E D"*

    • @ZosHome
      @ZosHome Месяц назад +5

      Come to my house to get my seed

    • @Shadow_M00N-o2r
      @Shadow_M00N-o2r Месяц назад +3

      ​@@ZosHomecoming right in

    • @ZosHome
      @ZosHome Месяц назад +1

      @@Shadow_M00N-o2r Good I'm waiting

    • @eliasgabriel1895
      @eliasgabriel1895 Месяц назад

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @eliasgabriel1895
      @eliasgabriel1895 Месяц назад +3

      @@ZosHome UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????

  • @WintertheGlaceon1428
    @WintertheGlaceon1428 Месяц назад

    The fact that she can't move her arms so she just moves her head and face around expressively makes it so unique.

  • @brandonbeaverstock4960
    @brandonbeaverstock4960 23 дня назад

    Lucid dreaming is awesome, I literally just pause that shit like a movie and resume whenever I want, sometimes in the middle of the day just zone out and press play

  • @isaacx2718
    @isaacx2718 Месяц назад +3

    It's very rare for me to be able to resume a dream, but I got much better at controlling them.

  • @aidenfurry471
    @aidenfurry471 3 дня назад

    "men can direct bloodflow with the power of their minds" took me a second but once i figured it out i couldn't stop laughing

  • @RNG-999
    @RNG-999 Месяц назад +4

    Lol your channel is growing so fast now, like 20% a week. Congrats. Keep it up. I like vtubers.

  • @lobsterman2727
    @lobsterman2727 Месяц назад +14

    8:24 No see being able to lift 100kg of feathers is not the same as being able to lift 100 kg of steel. Since a 100 kg of steels only weighs 100kg, but the 100kg of feathers also comes with the weight of what you did to all the poor birds to get a 100kg of feathers.

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions Месяц назад +1

      What if they aren't real feathers but artificial ones made from plastic?

    • @lobsterman2727
      @lobsterman2727 Месяц назад +2

      @@MirrorOfEmotions Then you also have to lift the extra weight of knowing how many sea turtles and fish are going to die from all the plastic feathers that are going to end up in the ocean.

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions Месяц назад +1

      @@lobsterman2727
      OK, that's true.
      And if the feathers are in fact cookies or chocolate in the shape of feathers?

    • @IcyTorment
      @IcyTorment Месяц назад +1

      @@lobsterman2727 I'm still trying to figure out who these people are that avoid plastic because they throw all their trash in the ocean.

    • @Breadbxi64
      @Breadbxi64 Месяц назад +2

      Erm, Actually ☝️🤓 Lifting 100kg of feathers is a more impressive feat than lifting 100kg of steel.
      This is because from a realism standpoint, due to the low density of feathers, only a _huge_ pile of them would be enough to total a mass of 100kg and it would be very difficult to lift all of them simultaneously.
      Plus, from a physics standpoint, feathers have a high surface-area to density ratio and so there would have to be a significant, non negligible air resistance associated with lifting this pile of feathers.

  • @EzekielKimathi
    @EzekielKimathi Месяц назад +13

    He meant the Minecraft seed 10:35

  • @johnathansaegal3156
    @johnathansaegal3156 Месяц назад +4

    15:55 ... That really happened. The guy said he saw her a few times a month pass by him. He knew he could sell the ring at a pawn shop, but that was wrong. He kept it knowing one day he would see her pass by again and he'd give it back to her... not expecting anything in return.
    She did set up that fundraiser and gave him the money while hooking him up with a financial advisor so he wouldn't blow through it all on stupid things. It turned his life around.

    • @NaiseiTatsu
      @NaiseiTatsu Месяц назад +2

      This is a moving story, but it raises a question. Why wasn't she wearing her engagement ring? It couldn't have simply slipped off, as it would have been fitted. It would have to have been in her pocket with the change she gave him.

  • @Gx257g
    @Gx257g Месяц назад

    i love when a dream keeps going its like im getting a sequel to a movie i never thought would come out

  • @RvnKnight
    @RvnKnight Месяц назад +8

    11:20 We do see the signals, the problem is that even if everything is 1000% consented to, our reputations will be destroyed as we go to jail if she lies or decides "it was a mistake" after the fact. Personally, I'm not about to risk my freedom and my money like that.

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 Месяц назад

      Woman's hints are 1 time pad encrypted.
      One woman's hint, is another woman's stay away from me. They are, in fact, not consistent.
      The only one who can read the hint are those who already have the key, and if you are not already familiar enough with the woman to understand the hints(I.E. have the 1 time pad) you are not going to decrypt it.
      Woman claim that the hints are obvious, all while fully acknowledging it's a HINT. Which, by definition, isn't actually enough information to figure out that something is going on until or unless you ALREADY know something is going on. That's why it's a HINT.

  • @Kingbudman
    @Kingbudman 19 дней назад +1

    Wow, a react channel that puts the link to the original video in the description. Liked and subbed!

  • @DoomGodEagle
    @DoomGodEagle Месяц назад +1

    2:58
    That single moment actually makes me feel less self-conscious about myself.

  • @tayyoung8002
    @tayyoung8002 17 часов назад

    Okay for anyone who’s confused the “seed” in the first clip is referring to a number chain developed for each service on the functions and uses of a Minecraft world. That fellow was asking for the world generation information, not the other thing.

  • @zeanyt2372
    @zeanyt2372 Месяц назад

    22:21 "well I don't lie. And I don't murder. But I might steal your cadillacconverter." 😅

  • @Max-ej4oh
    @Max-ej4oh Месяц назад +1

    Chicks be embarrassed to sneeze? come oooon....
    I assert dominance by sneezing so loud a piece of my nose just flings off.
    I have no nose by now.

    • @jamesvanhattem3618
      @jamesvanhattem3618 Месяц назад

      i hear my female neighbour sneeze through the closed doors

  • @1Grainer1
    @1Grainer1 Месяц назад +1

    1:57 reletable, for every problem with me, i can "thank your dad" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @devilinthebelfry7292
    @devilinthebelfry7292 20 дней назад

    My step father has been a cpa for a long time and all he had in his 30's was a 911 Porsche, a stereo and a mattress in a small bungalow on the beach in Florida.

  • @SkullnSwag
    @SkullnSwag Месяц назад +2

    Looking at the heart is more of a reflex. We just wanna see how pure your heart is

  • @WattNakchattri
    @WattNakchattri Месяц назад +1

    5:48 Bro I born in April fool🤣🤣

  • @apieceoftoast768
    @apieceoftoast768 28 дней назад

    5:55
    28! Since then, I appreciate the warmth these type of caps give.

  • @th3grav3mak3rgaming8
    @th3grav3mak3rgaming8 Месяц назад

    19:34 OH NO! That is suuuch an understatement for that man’s story. Carlos “White Feather” Hathcock was a legendary sniper during the Vietnam war. If you want to know more I highly suggest The Fat Electrician’s video on him. Hathcock shot another sniper straight through his scope and had one of the range kills, with a 50 cal machine gun.

  • @kylogames107
    @kylogames107 Месяц назад +11

    19:35 a youtuber named TheFatElectrician made a video on this guy, the sniper's name was carlos hathcock and he did alot more than just that

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 Месяц назад

      Meet the Sniper

    • @kylogames107
      @kylogames107 Месяц назад +1

      @@theghosttm8245 tf2 sniper aint got nothing on that guy but yeah lol

  • @sbmb9613
    @sbmb9613 Месяц назад

    Signals problem is more like a protocol problem. Neither party has established a good one.

  • @VeggyZ
    @VeggyZ Месяц назад

    A big part of why a lot of guys don't get the signals is because they've probably not gotten positive signals from many women, or been wrong about that - which can go real wrong.

  • @lfcmike12
    @lfcmike12 11 дней назад

    Money doesn't buy happiness, it just staves off complete depression. No matter how bad you feel, you'll feel worse when you're in the same state but hungry 😅

  • @J.H_.
    @J.H_. Месяц назад +1

    Hey, you know what ? Im going to subscribe to a vtuber for the first time. Good luck for the 100k subscribers 👍🏻

  • @StarLink149
    @StarLink149 Месяц назад

    I can confirm the meme about men spending a long time in the bathroom. This is the only time we can finally stop to think and decompress. I often just sit and stare blankly at a wall for 20 minutes.

  • @devilinthebelfry7292
    @devilinthebelfry7292 20 дней назад

    One time in Michigan the wind blew a bunch of people tubing in the Great Lakes over to Canada and it turned into a minor border situation lol

  • @battlemage1738
    @battlemage1738 Месяц назад +2

    0:57 Why should it change? They never cared about us

  • @dahacx8644
    @dahacx8644 Месяц назад

    I am also the all three of life falling apart. The kind of person who has to get mentally evaluated at the emergency room, and the kind of guy that just doesnt give a crap about life anymore because lmao life

  • @swifty-nine
    @swifty-nine Месяц назад

    45 minutes in the shower for a guy? That's either a depression shower, a "damn it, I wish someone would massage this strained muscle I can't reach" shower, or a deep contemplation shower.

  • @chobitsotaku5613
    @chobitsotaku5613 Месяц назад

    Only my nightmares resume when I go back to sleep. Meanwhile my dreams always ending at the best part.

  • @MetalCharlo
    @MetalCharlo 25 дней назад

    I have shared my emotions for like 2 minutes in 2024 and guess how long I've been clowned on for? 2 minutes.

  • @ericsmith551
    @ericsmith551 19 дней назад

    Here's a fun one. The color of the flag/cape/whatever you're waving at the bull doesn't matter. They can't see red, but they see the movement just fine and charge it.

  • @austinm5630
    @austinm5630 Месяц назад

    The funny thing about the "100kg of steel vs. 100kg of feathers" question is there actually is a correct answer: 100kg of steel. Assuming you have something to actually lift the 100kg of steel with, at least it's steel. It's in bars or rods or something else that's almost certainly stackable. Lifting 100kg of feathers without them flying all over the place or half of them falling off the pile onto the ground would be basically impossible.

  • @duderuler
    @duderuler Месяц назад

    Honestly, best part was finding out catalytic converter in Dutch is "driewegkatalystator".

  • @AaronJones-d6e
    @AaronJones-d6e 3 дня назад

    The M9 is a semi-automatic handgun, commonly used by the U.S. military. Here's how it works to fire bullets:
    Basic Operation of the M9:
    1. Loading the Magazine: The M9 is fed by a detachable magazine that holds 15 rounds of 9mm ammunition. The magazine is inserted into the grip of the pistol.
    2. Chambering a Round: When the magazine is inserted, pulling back the slide (the top part of the handgun) chambers a round into the firing chamber of the barrel. This is done by manually cycling the slide, which also cocks the internal hammer.
    3. Trigger Pull: The M9 is a double/single-action pistol, meaning the first trigger pull can both cock the hammer and fire the weapon (double-action). After the first shot, subsequent shots are fired in single-action, where the hammer remains cocked, and the trigger pull only releases it to strike the firing pin.
    4. Firing the Round: When you pull the trigger, it activates a mechanism that releases the hammer. The hammer strikes the firing pin, which in turn hits the primer of the round in the chamber. This ignites the gunpowder inside the cartridge, causing it to explode and rapidly expel the bullet out of the barrel.
    5. Recoil and Ejection: The explosion generates gas pressure that propels the bullet out of the barrel. The recoil from the shot forces the slide to move backward. As the slide moves, it ejects the spent casing from the previous round and re-chambers a new round from the magazine.
    6. Repeat: With each pull of the trigger, the same process repeats until the magazine is empty or the pistol is manually stopped.
    Key Features of the M9:
    - Double/Semi-Automatic: The M9 can fire one round each time the trigger is pulled, and after each shot, the action automatically cycles to load the next round.
    - Decocking Mechanism: The M9 has a decocker lever that safely lowers the hammer without firing a round, allowing for safe carry with a round chambered.
    This is a simplified explanation of how the M9 functions. It relies on gas and mechanical cycling to reload and fire bullets, providing both speed and reliability for the user.

  • @RealILOVEPIE
    @RealILOVEPIE Месяц назад

    Guys may get distracted from women's faces sometimes, but it's the exact opposite in intimate situations.

  • @jamestruett1684
    @jamestruett1684 Месяц назад

    At 13:50, i would choose "my life is falling apart,lmao"

  • @erikmorth-di4ch
    @erikmorth-di4ch Месяц назад

    for those who dont know the reason for the grooves in the theeth of the skull was that you could instantly know that they were one of your people and not the enemy

  • @diddly_fiddle___7119
    @diddly_fiddle___7119 Месяц назад

    catalytic converters are made of platinum but platinum ones are only on certain car models so not all cars have around $10,000 under them.

  • @iamtenurial
    @iamtenurial Месяц назад

    Sometimes when I dream, the dream reuses locations from previous dreams and I actually remember some of the layouts of the locations!

  • @ZetoTarken
    @ZetoTarken Месяц назад

    Fortunately, it's easy to look Cypress in the eyes because demons are heartless so there's no need to look there.

  • @JonBGreen91
    @JonBGreen91 Месяц назад

    FYI: the dude wants his Minecraft seed. Because that is the number for the world that he spawned in.
    He's basically asking for the Minecraft address.

  • @Florin_Kon727
    @Florin_Kon727 Месяц назад

    so you're telling me not everyone can resume their dream when going back to sleep 😨😨

  • @De_ogen
    @De_ogen 15 дней назад

    I loved the beginning noises you made, it was cute

  • @IcyTorment
    @IcyTorment Месяц назад

    It's amazing how quickly I just forgot Pokimane even existed.

  • @2010sMemories
    @2010sMemories 27 дней назад

    merry Christmas, Cypress!

  • @ryanthecringeanimator9541
    @ryanthecringeanimator9541 Месяц назад

    I think its funny that itd be Eve as the first person in Hell (assuming she dies before Caine)

  • @-CHAMUR-
    @-CHAMUR- Месяц назад +1

    7:16 her eyebrows 🙏😭👌⬆👀

  • @SpottedZebra
    @SpottedZebra Месяц назад

    12:50 , Made perfect sense. The meaning of "waiting for payday" here is people who care about it because they always have zero until then.

  • @NicoLas-xy3ew
    @NicoLas-xy3ew Месяц назад

    for the 1974 camaro part, it means that in 1974, cars weren't as expensive due to the low cost of the material and expendable parts, back then, getting a low income part time job was still good enough to live for a while, compared to nowadays, you need a full time job with 2 side jobs and no break times inbetween to even be able to afford a house, and then the taxes and groceries will take up all that money too.
    Basically, 5 dollars back then would be the same as $32.01 dollars now.
    That is really big price gap, considering that low income jobs haven't even increased pay for them either.

  • @brandondennis7527
    @brandondennis7527 Месяц назад

    6:01 I bought one of those the other day. A bookshelf fell on my head and I needed to get staples. I didn't want to scare kids at my job.

  • @gamingleo3094
    @gamingleo3094 Месяц назад

    that birrin image is so cold without text but with text its so goofy i swear

  • @Mbarnstein62891
    @Mbarnstein62891 Месяц назад

    I'm loving your content so far! And cute avatar too!

  • @Exo_Cat51
    @Exo_Cat51 20 дней назад

    Nice hair horns you got there :D I hadn't noticed them before

  • @jansdavisbelerts1196
    @jansdavisbelerts1196 Месяц назад

    23:55 the thieves: ok bro gonna take those too😂😂😂

  • @VirtuousWanderer
    @VirtuousWanderer Месяц назад

    Regarding the signals/hints/clues thing, I just tell people that I am not a radar/detective and to not waste my time with that crap, and just come out and say if you like me or not dont waste my time on the nonsense. (I don't go out or put myself in public situations much so I just advise friends trying to set me up with someone to relay the message beforehand its easier)

  • @Boredom_Incarnate
    @Boredom_Incarnate 21 день назад

    Can confirm, Cypress has a beautiful heart 💖

  • @kumara6665
    @kumara6665 Месяц назад +1

    11:05, we're scared of asking them out because of it and then they laugh at us. I've had that happen to me and I have never recovered from it since. My sisters also always were grossed by guys who asked them out, so I'm scared to pursue women. I just assume I'll die alone.

  • @WakaWakaBeyaich_Arised
    @WakaWakaBeyaich_Arised Месяц назад

    Aw hell nah i can resume my dreams whenever i want, because the story is getting weirder and weirder

  • @Arne-bj4xf
    @Arne-bj4xf Месяц назад

    This is funny and i think it’s extra funny when you are drunk

  • @JamesHarris-xi4lv
    @JamesHarris-xi4lv Месяц назад

    19:23 That's Charles Lightoller, who was Chief Officer on the ship, not 2nd, he was sucked onto an air vent and trapped underwater, none of the ship's boilers exploded, it was a sudden rush of air from inside the hull that blew him off and onto a lifeboat.

    • @JamesHarris-xi4lv
      @JamesHarris-xi4lv Месяц назад

      Also, he and his son built a raft in his later life that was used to evacuate Dunkirk

    • @JamesHarris-xi4lv
      @JamesHarris-xi4lv Месяц назад

      A sidenote, I just realised Lightoller was 2nd officer, chief officer was Henry Wilde

  • @Angelfyre.
    @Angelfyre. Месяц назад

    13:28 I’d be slightly annoyed because if I’d known I’d have suited up too 😂

  • @NonStandart
    @NonStandart 10 дней назад

    one of those made me think why did i never saw a pregnant woman in a giant city i live in

  • @AnmEEE-e6g
    @AnmEEE-e6g Месяц назад +1

    I got an ad for Cyrus College before the video lol

  • @lordofpixels0623
    @lordofpixels0623 Месяц назад

    17:27 i never knew something like that existed. But i need it!!! FOR THE THRONE😂!!!!!!!!!

  • @KevinDerosa-if3xw
    @KevinDerosa-if3xw Месяц назад

    6:46 Yessss for some reason just sitting on the toilet is peaceful calm and relaxing

  • @shelbybayer200
    @shelbybayer200 Месяц назад +1

    4:43
    Tis true though

  • @DaydreamsAllDay
    @DaydreamsAllDay Месяц назад

    Most of the time I’m getting signals it’s when I’m at work. I’m not exactly freely able to engage that way while I’m on the clock.

  • @LucasIp-f6g
    @LucasIp-f6g Месяц назад

    As a belgian guy who just came to this channel and found you're dutch: HET IS FRIET GEEN PATAT (btw love your content)

  • @TheCynysterMind
    @TheCynysterMind 16 дней назад

    Whenever I hear a women say "My Eyes are up here"
    My Reply... "yeah I saw... there was nothing interesting to be seen there."
    and then ... " and I see there is nothing interesting down there either"