The girl: "Grown men, why do you still play video games?" The guy: "same reason you wear make-up; it's a nice little escape from reality." This shit goes hard, I'm adding this to the book. 😂😂😂😂
3:37 There's a legitimate scientific reason for this: "Women and men generally perceive colours differently. Women experience the world in warmer colours, for example, and can usually distinguish different shades of red better than men. Men, on the other hand, are better able to perceive poor contrast and rapid movement." Source: Google
Think I head it goes back to our hunter and gatherer days. Men went hunting, so they needed to be able to pick out hiding animals and be able to hit them when they run through the woods. Meanwhile, women would gather plants, nuts, and fruit, so their eyes are able to see more shades of colors to spot non-poisonous plants.
I've looked into that myself as well, but it's not so simple sadly enough (nature just must make things needlessly complicated). One article stated that there's no actual difference in what we see other than that women are more nuanced in describing them, and furthermore is mostly cultural (an artist would generally be better at discerning colors than the average person). Another article however, stated that men are better at noticing details in moving objects, but struggle with shades of blue and green, and see orange slightly more reddish than women. Yet another talks about how men have fewer cones (the color sensitive cells in our eyes) than women, and women rarely have a fourth color cone that allows them to see more colors than a normal human can. Moreover, with averages there's also the problem that us men with only one X chromosome are more sensitive to mutations. Women having two x chromosomes would require the same mutation to happen on both which is very unlikely.
The comfort of a man's yellow pillow is a familiarity and coolness that comes only from using that same exact pillow for years. New pillows are nice, but having a pillow shaped to your head does something special.
I have a flat pillow, new pillows are too fluffy, but then again I also use 3 pillows in my pillow stack, of which the bottom pillow was a couch cushion from the family couch from my childhood. The middle pillow has been replaced a few times, and I'm currently hoping to make it into a flat enough pillow to use as a top pillow. I also use new pillows while I'm waiting for my pillows to dry after washing every few months. Pillows can go in the washer, even if they don't workout too well in the dryer!
The colors thing is a language issue. They're the same color, they're just different shades. So when a man says they're the same color, he's technically correct. When a woman says they're different colors, she's technically incorrect wordwise, but she's right that they're two different shades.
I'd say second example was clearly a different colour. Shade was similar but one seemed more lavender to me while the other been more pinkish. You hear it from a guy.
@@zackgravity7284 Exactly. Likely from out long period as hunter gatherers. Shades of color would indicate stages of ripeness in fruits and berries for the gatherers (female). Males have a slighter higher visual sensitivity to sensing motion, useful for hunters. Not a better or worse thing, more of a one complements the other thing.
There was an interesting study, that language influences perception of colors as well. There's cultures that - for example - don't have a word for orange. It's either yellow or red, depending on context. Those people can't identify orange as sepperate color and always go either towards red or yellow. On the other hand many sea-faring cultures have a lot of different words for all the green and blue shades found in the ocean, and thus identify more of them in other contexts. If interested: Google 'Language and color perception'. It's really a cool topic.
15:54 Funnily enough, this is completely accurate while also being something you just do as a guy. No one teeches this to you. If you're a guy, you just get it.
Tbf, the "we need to talk" has the eye movement too, a simple nod won't do, especially if you are left handed and have the "check this out" on the other side xD (and also, what if the thing to check out is in the opposite direction?)
4:57 : To be perfectly honest, i don't understand the most of the jokes about "gay things" 5:17 : I think it's when you do it to much, it begins to hurt 10:50 : Just unsticking balls from the legs 11:22 : Kinda true, for me at least
@DavionKharn I can agree on all accounts especially with the first one. Men you constantly say thing are gay are just very insecure and maybe secretly gay but can’t accept it for whatever reason
@@philritter9042 I don't think so, because these are really popular jokes (for what i saw on internet, and even in my high school) and not every guy who do this are gay or whatever, it's just something stupid
15:36 Number 3 1. Some people have a habit of taking off their pants entirely, but they're still covered by the stall, no big deal. 2. I live in the US, and I generally don't mind anyone having a firearm in public. It's their right after all. 4. You simply wouldn't leave your dog or any pet outside of the restroom.
5:28 me a man who has gone through a lot and creates a near infinite amount of scenario's that goes any which direction even it does not make sense what so ever and when i tell my brain to stop but the voices get louder and louder because i gotta hear the voices out whether i like it or not so my brain feels like its making more RPM than a Ferrari engine
There is always just 1 urinal you can use. If they're all empty, you take the one farthest from the door so that people can see that it's occupied and act accordingly.
That daughter dating one is so weird. Why would I want my daughter to be dating a carbon copy of me for one, and I don't get along with people who are exactly like me because we get on each other's nerves for little things, but does that mean I'm a bad person? Seems like the easiest way to mess with yourself is listening to random advice on the internet.
I think the thought behind it is if you’re a dirtbag, douche, etc would you want your daughter dating someone like that as well since you’re the male role model in her life so it would be good to change for the better to be the example of a man she should want.
@@GreenSargent I thought I typed this reply already, but I get the logic, I just don't think it works. If you have a high self image it just falls apart entirely even if you are an asshole irl.
@@CatOfTheRisingSun Meh, it isn't asking how many are optimal. It's asking how many are available to use, which is 2. In a perfect world you'd use the one on the farthest right, but the one next to it is an acceptable but less ideal answer.
1:46 the way i eat my sandwiches is how i have ALWAYS done it.. like seriously since childhood i ate the sides of the bread first (top left and top right) to make it look like a ship then i eat the mast then i eat the whole boat
11:10 so true.. Christ.. i remember that wooden structure that resembled like a castle it even had a rope bridge which was a bridge entirely made by strong stiff ropes with square holes everywhere with a few metal plates for the shoes and a ramp with what looks like the type of stones you'd normally see on mountain climbing walls (i dont know the proper name) and the hoops on ropes going downwards and a slide.. i miss being a child.. kind of wish there was a park that let people go and relive their childhoods and have fun on those monkey bars and what not..
i cut my eyelashes off in 5th grade because they were too long and were annoying the teacher was male saw it happen an made a small comment to me after class saying something like "now that you cut your eyelashes off you should be able to see the equations for the rest of the year right" "good now that means i will only ask you questions until summer as your punishment"-it was the third day of school-
for the toilet grid, it depends on the circumstances: 1 - At home daytime - Either E3,4,5,6 or 7 2 - At home night time - E3 or E7 3 - Public toilet - E5 but i pee forcefully to assert dominance with loud splashes
Going on a walk or bike rides really helps, when I was 15-18 I went on the walks and bike rides regularly, cause I didn’t really had close friends (and still don’t) it helped me to fall in love with life again. And my glutes and quads still look hot
1:45 Ever heard of the saying "Save the best for last" that's what we do when we choose 1. It goes 1, 3 then finally 2 and then 4 is the last bite. Or sometimes its 1, 3, 4 and we save 2 for last.
"If you feel like this, speak to someone. If you don't speak to someone, go for a walk," Directions unclear. Walked in front of my neighbors dump truck as he pulled in. 💀
No... Very untrue actually, I'm a really nice guy, who's bi so I'd get girls and guys, and as someone who used to thought this till i actually started taking care of myself, i realized that... That statement is the most untrue thing ever. Women don't like quiet bad boys, what they want is someone who can tease them. I've started socializing in the start of 2024 talking more, being more social to specially girls. And realized that, girls want someone who knows how to tease and joke them. Like i met a girl named apple (that's her actual name but spelled in a different way) and since she's named apple, i would tease her and joke to her about eating her up. And well... She liked how I'd tease her, and gave me her number, i haven't dated her (yet) but it shows how girls don't want bad guys exactly... They want someone who knows how to get along with them, they want someone who isn't scared to hold them. Trust me, my tips for nice guys is that... Girls want someone that's basically their bff that they can like more than anyone. 1. Listen - make them tell you about something their life. Can be anything, their past, their life. (Just don't start the convo with their love life immediately, smooth it out AND THEN ask her if she got a bf or how her love life is) 2. Relate - similarly to the first one, try to relate to them, and become their best friend. After that that's where you can start teasing them, but of course tease them GENTLY. they're WOMAN AFTERALL tease them (don't go saying lovy dovy stuff like calling them cute or something that's weird) just tease them about something you saw or heard about them that's kinda funny, and they can roll their eyes about it 3. Physical touch - after all of that which yes... Can take months or a year. You can try to start with physical touches like holding their hands in bigger crowds, high fives, and even putting your arm around them in a funny way. (Trust me here my fellow men these WORK.)
Don't go around saying "men girls really only want bad guys" Cause what people mistake for bad men, is that those types of guys are of course, more confident in talking and socializing and is why girls end up falling for them more, but of course there's the small amount of good men who knows how to talk to women aswell.
3:36 They are the same "group" of colour. They're both red. Left is just slightly darker. I've read something about this difference between men's and women's eyes. The only reason why women supposedly see more colours is most likely because they are more nuanced with describing colours. Though apparently orange appears more red to men than women. In a different article however, they state that it's mostly cultural rather than genetical. So, can't really find a conclusive answer to it. 13:25 I wouldn't mind being one... though not like I would make a good little spoon since I'm tall and broadly build, but I guess we could make it work (that is if I ever find a girl :\). Basically, us men (assuming I speak for many of us) also want to feel as loved and protected by your SO as much as she would. If that means being the little spoon sometimes then heck yes! 14:12 It doesn't really matter mad or not. Choose the mambas, as then you may stand a chance. If not angry with you, they won't bother you as long as you keep your distance and stay calm. With a gorilla you mustn't make eye contact or smile. Make one mistake at that, and your name will be put on a stone. If they are mad, then at least with the mambas you could climb on top of something with an overhang (a desk for instance), and you'll be out of striking range. If not you could also use something to hold between you and them (cardboard for all I care). With an angry gorilla you stand no chance. 17:35 He meant shrex. 19:16 Foolish mortals! I am immune to that rule. I'm only 24 and I'm already turning grey (50% genetics, and 50% stress). Apparently, "silver foxes" are generally perceived as attractive, so I finally have something going for me. A small price to pay for such victory. I can partially explain why men generally don't need much maintenance to look "good". Our skin is thicker (~30%), and so it needs less care and stays "in shape" better (less wrinkles). Though of course not everyone is equal. Age, genetics, and lifestyle play a role.
I (male same with the other friends in the story) was sexually assaulted, harrased i dont now maybe neither by my "friend" (ex friend ) in 8th grade he grabbed my thighs out of knowwhere and just massaged them and I told him many times before this I do not like this he ignored it he did it over 10 times over few weeks and finally i told another friend (friend 2) at lunch and he talked with him in a "kind" manor and he stopped and then a few years later they got in a fight and he got kicked from the friend group in its entirely (ex friend) I never reported this to the school or anyone other than my friends You may say oh he's just doing what boys do but he also sexually assaulted (and actually got a restraining order pressed on him but school ignores that and let's him get close to the girl a bit) a girl a few months ago now aswell and I wish not talk about what he did to her from respect and the girl is now my other friends (friend 3's) gf And due to school I'm forced to interact with him every now and then and he acts like nothing happend and if I bring it up or anything of what he did he acts like it didn't happen and I know he bullshits and everyone at school does to
15:56 extended version: Up nod: For the bros Down nod: for the strangers Right nod: Used two times while looking in the face Left nod: looking in direction of the shit you want to show him
12:55 "Fun" fact that will make men and women even more weary of getting into any physical relationships or marriage: multiple judges in multiple states/countries have ruled that the man the woman chooses as the target of demanding child support money must continue to pay the support fees even though the children were proven genetically to not be theirs. And if they refuse, they can be jailed and have everything they own seized and sold to give to the woman who got pregnant with some random guy. The targeted guy can even be sterile or have a surgery beforehand plus the DNA tests, and the judge can still just decide that you're required under threat of imprisonment and violence to give the woman child support money. The children can also be fully grown up and living away from the house, and the courts in divorce proceedings will still require the guy to pay for her housing and such even if they barely earn enough for their current apartment or house. The courts don't care if the guy has to live homeless - they'll even kick him out of a house that he bought with his own money and give it to the woman and tell him "deal with it" when she's the one who cheated and was served divorce papers. Much like the grape accusations that are proven to be lies with the woman admitting she lied, but the guy still gets fired, expelled, or imprisoned. It's seriously a dangerous and screwed up time for men to be alive. This is why men are retreating away from relationships or even talking to women. And even then, they can still be vulnerable to getting punished on outlandishly false accusations.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start.
I had a girl make a false claim on me back in high school. I was threatened with a record, prison time, expulsion, blah blah blah. The principal didn't even care that her boyfriend threatened to kill me BEFORE the allegations were made, or that I was being harassed by people I didn't even know for a week. It didn't matter that the girl kept following me around during lunch hour, to sit by me. She got to call "witnesses" like her friend and boyfriend. I didn't. Plot twist: She claimed I harassed her on a day where I skipped school. There was evidence to prove I missed the whole day. I didn't get an apology. Instead I got to see the principal tell her boyfriend not to waste his life on trash like me, for the threat me made. DO NOT BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
8:56 No, but we have to pretend like it is. Also, 9:13 It depends, some bowls are smaller or maybe more or less oval or circular, and the water is at different levels. If i am trying to be quite, assuming the water level reaches say, F4, i would go on the line between F2 and F3, or same co-ordinates with E. If a want to minimize miss chsnce, and sound is not a concern, E5.
the entire stick thing is simple, back when we where cavemen those who carried around a solid stick around where more likely to survive an attack from an animal then the ones who didnt.
To the last post, u just need to understand what men up means, when he tells u to men up he means he loves u and doesnt wanna hear u being hurt. So just men up b4 u make him cry.
I genuinely wonder sometimes what some women want with relationships. Social media “taught me” the majority of women out there don’t like men, and are so befuddled by them they won’t give them a chance.
One of the big reasons why men tend to look better than women without makeup is the fact that men literally have thicker skin. It's more resistant to damage and wrinkles. A thin sheet is more likely to wrinkle than a thick comforter. Men tend to have thicker hair, and longer lashes, because testosterone promotes hair growth.
0:10 good sticks make good spears. that simple.
Spears.swords even colossal swords
Cain instinct
Not only that, but sometimes we just wanna be Gandolf.
Bows too!
It can also be a katana 😅
The girl: "Grown men, why do you still play video games?"
The guy: "same reason you wear make-up; it's a nice little escape from reality."
This shit goes hard, I'm adding this to the book. 😂😂😂😂
you sound like a girl..(...)
wish i knew a store im not banned from so i can get one
💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:37 There's a legitimate scientific reason for this: "Women and men generally perceive colours differently. Women experience the world in warmer colours, for example, and can usually distinguish different shades of red better than men. Men, on the other hand, are better able to perceive poor contrast and rapid movement."
Source: Google
ahhh interesting!
Think I head it goes back to our hunter and gatherer days. Men went hunting, so they needed to be able to pick out hiding animals and be able to hit them when they run through the woods. Meanwhile, women would gather plants, nuts, and fruit, so their eyes are able to see more shades of colors to spot non-poisonous plants.
@@HiAnime697 Yeah, that's exactly right.
I've looked into that myself as well, but it's not so simple sadly enough (nature just must make things needlessly complicated). One article stated that there's no actual difference in what we see other than that women are more nuanced in describing them, and furthermore is mostly cultural (an artist would generally be better at discerning colors than the average person). Another article however, stated that men are better at noticing details in moving objects, but struggle with shades of blue and green, and see orange slightly more reddish than women. Yet another talks about how men have fewer cones (the color sensitive cells in our eyes) than women, and women rarely have a fourth color cone that allows them to see more colors than a normal human can. Moreover, with averages there's also the problem that us men with only one X chromosome are more sensitive to mutations. Women having two x chromosomes would require the same mutation to happen on both which is very unlikely.
i can do both
The comfort of a man's yellow pillow is a familiarity and coolness that comes only from using that same exact pillow for years. New pillows are nice, but having a pillow shaped to your head does something special.
15:57 left and right are interchangeable depending on which direction you need him to look or go
This. This right here! HE GETS IT!
I have a flat pillow, new pillows are too fluffy, but then again I also use 3 pillows in my pillow stack, of which the bottom pillow was a couch cushion from the family couch from my childhood. The middle pillow has been replaced a few times, and I'm currently hoping to make it into a flat enough pillow to use as a top pillow. I also use new pillows while I'm waiting for my pillows to dry after washing every few months. Pillows can go in the washer, even if they don't workout too well in the dryer!
@LodanSD put the dryer on the delicates setting. It will dry the pillow without tumbling it too hard and it won't use allot of heat.
Same thing when hugging pillows. I like my pillows comfy, bruh.
The colors thing is a language issue. They're the same color, they're just different shades. So when a man says they're the same color, he's technically correct. When a woman says they're different colors, she's technically incorrect wordwise, but she's right that they're two different shades.
women are also more likely to have extra colour cones in their eyes (tetrachromacy), and men are more likely to have less (colour blindness)
I'd say second example was clearly a different colour. Shade was similar but one seemed more lavender to me while the other been more pinkish. You hear it from a guy.
@@zackgravity7284 Exactly.
Likely from out long period as hunter gatherers.
Shades of color would indicate stages of ripeness in fruits and berries for the gatherers (female).
Males have a slighter higher visual sensitivity to sensing motion, useful for hunters.
Not a better or worse thing, more of a one complements the other thing.
There was an interesting study, that language influences perception of colors as well. There's cultures that - for example - don't have a word for orange. It's either yellow or red, depending on context. Those people can't identify orange as sepperate color and always go either towards red or yellow.
On the other hand many sea-faring cultures have a lot of different words for all the green and blue shades found in the ocean, and thus identify more of them in other contexts.
If interested: Google 'Language and color perception'. It's really a cool topic.
22:18 The sad part is this wouldn't be the first time a woman has falsely accused a man of rape for stupid reasons
I think there are even more stupid reasons than this too be honest
Amber Heard really thought she cooked lol
And it sure as shit will not be the last.
Uuuuuum... uwu
Ngl rape accusations should be a crime in itself
1:42 3. Definitely option 3
Then you go for the edge until what remains is 2 finishing with the most satisfying bite ever.
I completely agree 3 is the way to go
i prefer 2 because that the least crust you can bite off
@@RotroGuy yeah but you will get shit from 1 and 3 one your cheeks
1 and then 3 and finally 2 for the big bite
6:15 my guy literally gaslighted them into doing that, that was the ENTIRE POINT 🤦♂🤦♂🤣🤣
Bro when he gets showered with those pics: "I've been looking forward to this."
"All according to plan..."
"Oh no! All these women are assaulting me with their lewds!"
Why do people keep using that word in place of manipulated as though they mean the same thing
15:54 Funnily enough, this is completely accurate while also being something you just do as a guy. No one teeches this to you. If you're a guy, you just get it.
It's in our genes.
Yes
somehow I never learned the left nod
Tbf, the "we need to talk" has the eye movement too, a simple nod won't do, especially if you are left handed and have the "check this out" on the other side xD (and also, what if the thing to check out is in the opposite direction?)
You remind me that there are good normal people out there, love the vid.
Yall can be little Spoons yall can be big Spoons, but you'll never be me TheeIconicSpoon.
*Stick is love, stick is life*
4:57 : To be perfectly honest, i don't understand the most of the jokes about "gay things"
5:17 : I think it's when you do it to much, it begins to hurt
10:50 : Just unsticking balls from the legs
11:22 : Kinda true, for me at least
4:57 It's about indirect kiss
@DavionKharn I can agree on all accounts especially with the first one. Men you constantly say thing are gay are just very insecure and maybe secretly gay but can’t accept it for whatever reason
@@proteusmaximo8659 oh really ? I hate that too, but you can just clean it before taking a sip ...
@@philritter9042 I don't think so, because these are really popular jokes (for what i saw on internet, and even in my high school) and not every guy who do this are gay or whatever, it's just something stupid
15:36
Number 3
1. Some people have a habit of taking off their pants entirely, but they're still covered by the stall, no big deal.
2. I live in the US, and I generally don't mind anyone having a firearm in public. It's their right after all.
4. You simply wouldn't leave your dog or any pet outside of the restroom.
Sandwich is never 2, you gotta save the middle which is the best part last
10:51 unsticking nuts
That works too. I thought it was going out of your step pattern to step on a leaf.
@@jamesv4427 true
Stfu stop telling them our secrets
@@jamesv4427are you even a man
I thought it was avoiding the crack to forever save your mother’s vertebrae
1:20 "Country roaaaaaaaaaads take me hooooooooome"
2:48 10 Years girls tell me "I like you but you're way too nice" and I still don't understand.
5:28 me a man who has gone through a lot and creates a near infinite amount of scenario's that goes any which direction even it does not make sense what so ever and when i tell my brain to stop but the voices get louder and louder because i gotta hear the voices out whether i like it or not so my brain feels like its making more RPM than a Ferrari engine
There is always just 1 urinal you can use.
If they're all empty, you take the one farthest from the door so that people can see that it's occupied and act accordingly.
all of that is totally allowed 😂
Dude the go outside part is so real, when I felt really down all I wanted to do was take a walk or drive around at night.
5:06 relatable
That daughter dating one is so weird. Why would I want my daughter to be dating a carbon copy of me for one, and I don't get along with people who are exactly like me because we get on each other's nerves for little things, but does that mean I'm a bad person? Seems like the easiest way to mess with yourself is listening to random advice on the internet.
I think the thought behind it is if you’re a dirtbag, douche, etc would you want your daughter dating someone like that as well since you’re the male role model in her life so it would be good to change for the better to be the example of a man she should want.
@@GreenSargent I thought I typed this reply already, but I get the logic, I just don't think it works. If you have a high self image it just falls apart entirely even if you are an asshole irl.
9:17 Personally... If the cat is just standing there... G13.
im too
Personally, if someone else is in the house, I5, if no one is else is home, E5
B5, though I honestly have no clue when that started or why
This woman must be protected at all cost and By Any Means Necessary
why?
6:30 it is 2, because if you're using the farthest two on the right then you're not next to anybody
You're 100% correct, the answer is two.
Unless you have a beard then you go do 1 or 3 to keep the mustard from making you look like the clown.
the answer is one, because the one you end up using is all the way on the right. in theory its 2, in practice its one.
@@CatOfTheRisingSun Exactly
@@CatOfTheRisingSun Meh, it isn't asking how many are optimal. It's asking how many are available to use, which is 2. In a perfect world you'd use the one on the farthest right, but the one next to it is an acceptable but less ideal answer.
@@CatOfTheRisingSun it’s 2 to choose between for one person
12:22 Its a makeshift... toy
The answer is 1. The guy is already taking a urinal. The joke is men don't pee next to each other.
Just say Flesh light
12:22 bros bouta make the ultimate cannon everyone RUN!
3:04 "Oh sorry, am I being to quiet?" *Makes the loudest sht you can possibly imagine*
6:45 You can use 2, but you should always pick the farthest one
Yeah for mě there Is only one that you can use an it's the 1 on the right
2 options but only room for 1
15:36 honestly yeah number 3
I would pick number 2 but then I remembered that I live in America so that's not that shocking lol
Sticks are legendary.
mad respect for not having any controversial opinions or statements, keep it up and you'll do amazing in the future.
About the bread thing: it's 1 because we love to save the middle one for last. So 1. 3 then 2
1:46 the way i eat my sandwiches is how i have ALWAYS done it.. like seriously since childhood i ate the sides of the bread first (top left and top right) to make it look like a ship then i eat the mast then i eat the whole boat
yeeeeeees
0:45 reason why I never use those
Sticks are unbelievable
11:10 so true.. Christ.. i remember that wooden structure that resembled like a castle it even had a rope bridge which was a bridge entirely made by strong stiff ropes with square holes everywhere with a few metal plates for the shoes and a ramp with what looks like the type of stones you'd normally see on mountain climbing walls (i dont know the proper name) and the hoops on ropes going downwards and a slide.. i miss being a child.. kind of wish there was a park that let people go and relive their childhoods and have fun on those monkey bars and what not..
Since my main seems to be shadowed by YT i will say what i remember of that comment here:
Thanks Cypress for a reaction vid
i cut my eyelashes off in 5th grade because they were too long and were annoying the teacher was male saw it happen an made a small comment to me after class saying something like "now that you cut your eyelashes off you should be able to see the equations for the rest of the year right" "good now that means i will only ask you questions until summer as your punishment"-it was the third day of school-
"I've never had Mac & Cheese" - That made me feel a way. Unclear what this emotion is.
1:45 2 sticks out.. what.. what is 3 then, i would alwasy go for a 3 then 2 and 1
Facts
Yeah, leaving the best parts to the end to be eaten together!
for the toilet grid, it depends on the circumstances:
1 - At home daytime - Either E3,4,5,6 or 7
2 - At home night time - E3 or E7
3 - Public toilet - E5 but i pee forcefully to assert dominance with loud splashes
Going on a walk or bike rides really helps, when I was 15-18 I went on the walks and bike rides regularly, cause I didn’t really had close friends (and still don’t) it helped me to fall in love with life again. And my glutes and quads still look hot
1:45 Ever heard of the saying "Save the best for last" that's what we do when we choose 1.
It goes 1, 3 then finally 2 and then 4 is the last bite.
Or sometimes its 1, 3, 4 and we save 2 for last.
You don't got it woman...
Why do grown men play video games?
I'll have to ask the female friend who sent me a link to a 18+ game at 5am today.
"If you feel like this, speak to someone. If you don't speak to someone, go for a walk,"
Directions unclear. Walked in front of my neighbors dump truck as he pulled in. 💀
dude long eyelashes is a curse because of all the dust that flies around gets trapped and you are just missing part of your vision
1:45 to leave big soft part of the bread and biting into it is the best part 😊
im litterally doing my assignment rn and listening to you cause your voice so damn calming😭
100% you just eat it in one bite
2:47 Unfortunately, this is indeed true. Men who are nice and good are boring, so then women leave them to find excitement...
No... Very untrue actually, I'm a really nice guy, who's bi so I'd get girls and guys, and as someone who used to thought this till i actually started taking care of myself, i realized that... That statement is the most untrue thing ever. Women don't like quiet bad boys, what they want is someone who can tease them. I've started socializing in the start of 2024 talking more, being more social to specially girls. And realized that, girls want someone who knows how to tease and joke them. Like i met a girl named apple (that's her actual name but spelled in a different way) and since she's named apple, i would tease her and joke to her about eating her up. And well... She liked how I'd tease her, and gave me her number, i haven't dated her (yet) but it shows how girls don't want bad guys exactly... They want someone who knows how to get along with them, they want someone who isn't scared to hold them. Trust me, my tips for nice guys is that... Girls want someone that's basically their bff that they can like more than anyone.
1. Listen - make them tell you about something their life. Can be anything, their past, their life. (Just don't start the convo with their love life immediately, smooth it out AND THEN ask her if she got a bf or how her love life is)
2. Relate - similarly to the first one, try to relate to them, and become their best friend. After that that's where you can start teasing them, but of course tease them GENTLY. they're WOMAN AFTERALL tease them (don't go saying lovy dovy stuff like calling them cute or something that's weird) just tease them about something you saw or heard about them that's kinda funny, and they can roll their eyes about it
3. Physical touch - after all of that which yes... Can take months or a year. You can try to start with physical touches like holding their hands in bigger crowds, high fives, and even putting your arm around them in a funny way.
(Trust me here my fellow men these WORK.)
Don't go around saying "men girls really only want bad guys" Cause what people mistake for bad men, is that those types of guys are of course, more confident in talking and socializing and is why girls end up falling for them more, but of course there's the small amount of good men who knows how to talk to women aswell.
3:12 is what i mean, even some ugly guys get girls cause... They probably know how to talk to people
Go outside
When he said mac and cheese he didn't actually mean mac and cheese He meant something else
Sticks make us feel like we at least have a makeshift weapon to have a slightly better chance of fighting off wolves
10:50 When it is hot outside and… things stick 😂
11:20 Yes.
12:10 Homemade flashlight.
3:36 They are the same "group" of colour. They're both red. Left is just slightly darker. I've read something about this difference between men's and women's eyes. The only reason why women supposedly see more colours is most likely because they are more nuanced with describing colours. Though apparently orange appears more red to men than women. In a different article however, they state that it's mostly cultural rather than genetical. So, can't really find a conclusive answer to it.
13:25 I wouldn't mind being one... though not like I would make a good little spoon since I'm tall and broadly build, but I guess we could make it work (that is if I ever find a girl :\). Basically, us men (assuming I speak for many of us) also want to feel as loved and protected by your SO as much as she would. If that means being the little spoon sometimes then heck yes!
14:12 It doesn't really matter mad or not. Choose the mambas, as then you may stand a chance. If not angry with you, they won't bother you as long as you keep your distance and stay calm. With a gorilla you mustn't make eye contact or smile. Make one mistake at that, and your name will be put on a stone. If they are mad, then at least with the mambas you could climb on top of something with an overhang (a desk for instance), and you'll be out of striking range. If not you could also use something to hold between you and them (cardboard for all I care). With an angry gorilla you stand no chance.
17:35 He meant shrex.
19:16 Foolish mortals! I am immune to that rule. I'm only 24 and I'm already turning grey (50% genetics, and 50% stress). Apparently, "silver foxes" are generally perceived as attractive, so I finally have something going for me. A small price to pay for such victory.
I can partially explain why men generally don't need much maintenance to look "good". Our skin is thicker (~30%), and so it needs less care and stays "in shape" better (less wrinkles). Though of course not everyone is equal. Age, genetics, and lifestyle play a role.
11:10 Annie’s Playground. I remember that place.
1:27 2 Best choice bruh
Conditioner Gordon.
11:33
I (male same with the other friends in the story) was sexually assaulted, harrased i dont now maybe neither by my "friend" (ex friend ) in 8th grade he grabbed my thighs out of knowwhere and just massaged them and I told him many times before this I do not like this he ignored it he did it over 10 times over few weeks and finally i told another friend (friend 2) at lunch and he talked with him in a "kind" manor and he stopped and then a few years later they got in a fight and he got kicked from the friend group in its entirely (ex friend) I never reported this to the school or anyone other than my friends
You may say oh he's just doing what boys do but he also sexually assaulted (and actually got a restraining order pressed on him but school ignores that and let's him get close to the girl a bit) a girl a few months ago now aswell and I wish not talk about what he did to her from respect and the girl is now my other friends (friend 3's) gf
And due to school I'm forced to interact with him every now and then and he acts like nothing happend and if I bring it up or anything of what he did he acts like it didn't happen and I know he bullshits and everyone at school does to
My son found a stick that was a flintlock in spirit on the beach. That stick came the 200 miles back home to ashfield.
ALWAYS EATING THE CRUST FIRST THEN GOING TO THE MIDDLE OF THE SANDWICH OF COURSE
Stick is power. Stick is freedom.
14:44 this music brought so much nostalgia my god
2:21 bless you.
1:40 The rule is to save the best(non-crust) for last while maintaining an equal bite distribution order for each side.
Jeez. I had to pause the video at Conditioner Gordon because I laughed too hard, and she didn't even get a smirk out of it.
B3 to G8 for morning, Around the rim at night so I don't wake anyone.
A stick is a sword in our eyes
9:14 I'd say G13 is more accurate ngl
Whenever I meet a young man who is expecting his first child I congratulate. "Congratulations on proving yourself a man."
Honestly she just needs to give good hugs
15:56 extended version:
Up nod: For the bros
Down nod: for the strangers
Right nod: Used two times while looking in the face
Left nod: looking in direction of the shit you want to show him
Video games always good. Whether adult or not. Grinding a few items and battling a few bosses is a good escape from reality.
Some of these hit hard
"i need to reach that tree before that car or i will die" is so real
8:53 nah it comes back sometimes
1:56 THATS SO RELATABLE OH MY KAMI
They aren't just sticks...they are powerful weapons of destruction
Damn, went from funny to everyday depression.
13 days each month, break between every time😂😂😂
3:12 nope still single
2 is the best bite but by 1 being arguably the worst we go for it to savor 2
For the bread it's 1 because you eat around number 2 so you have the part with the most filling and softest bread at the end
21 times a month?! Damn!
I'm good for 2026.
I love listening to you talk cypress 🎶 ♥️
2:29 me, who introduces my self with a handshake and my name, waiting for the other person to do the same: "pathetic"
12:55 "Fun" fact that will make men and women even more weary of getting into any physical relationships or marriage: multiple judges in multiple states/countries have ruled that the man the woman chooses as the target of demanding child support money must continue to pay the support fees even though the children were proven genetically to not be theirs. And if they refuse, they can be jailed and have everything they own seized and sold to give to the woman who got pregnant with some random guy. The targeted guy can even be sterile or have a surgery beforehand plus the DNA tests, and the judge can still just decide that you're required under threat of imprisonment and violence to give the woman child support money. The children can also be fully grown up and living away from the house, and the courts in divorce proceedings will still require the guy to pay for her housing and such even if they barely earn enough for their current apartment or house. The courts don't care if the guy has to live homeless - they'll even kick him out of a house that he bought with his own money and give it to the woman and tell him "deal with it" when she's the one who cheated and was served divorce papers. Much like the grape accusations that are proven to be lies with the woman admitting she lied, but the guy still gets fired, expelled, or imprisoned. It's seriously a dangerous and screwed up time for men to be alive. This is why men are retreating away from relationships or even talking to women. And even then, they can still be vulnerable to getting punished on outlandishly false accusations.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start.
You save bite #2 for last, you go in the order of 1, 3, remainder of crust, then 2
I had a girl make a false claim on me back in high school. I was threatened with a record, prison time, expulsion, blah blah blah. The principal didn't even care that her boyfriend threatened to kill me BEFORE the allegations were made, or that I was being harassed by people I didn't even know for a week. It didn't matter that the girl kept following me around during lunch hour, to sit by me. She got to call "witnesses" like her friend and boyfriend. I didn't.
Plot twist: She claimed I harassed her on a day where I skipped school. There was evidence to prove I missed the whole day. I didn't get an apology. Instead I got to see the principal tell her boyfriend not to waste his life on trash like me, for the threat me made.
DO NOT BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
10:50 unsticking nuts 😂
8:56
No, but we have to pretend like it is.
Also, 9:13 It depends, some bowls are smaller or maybe more or less oval or circular, and the water is at different levels.
If i am trying to be quite, assuming the water level reaches say, F4, i would go on the line between F2 and F3, or same co-ordinates with E.
If a want to minimize miss chsnce, and sound is not a concern, E5.
g13
Personally i don't care about *_sound_* but E5 _splashes_ ... 😵 So i go for F6.
15:42 can't forget about the fact that there's alvays a couple people that don't hit the toilet at first when standing up and uknow
the entire stick thing is simple, back when we where cavemen those who carried around a solid stick around where more likely to survive an attack from an animal then the ones who didnt.
Right that’s it. My life’s passion will be creating conditioner Gordon
my fake scenarios are what my dreams become. basicaly I can control what i dream lol.
To the last post, u just need to understand what men up means, when he tells u to men up he means he loves u and doesnt wanna hear u being hurt.
So just men up b4 u make him cry.
I genuinely wonder sometimes what some women want with relationships. Social media “taught me” the majority of women out there don’t like men, and are so befuddled by them they won’t give them a chance.
One of the big reasons why men tend to look better than women without makeup is the fact that men literally have thicker skin. It's more resistant to damage and wrinkles.
A thin sheet is more likely to wrinkle than a thick comforter.
Men tend to have thicker hair, and longer lashes, because testosterone promotes hair growth.