Even then: if you are good at the game you can dodge the blue shell with a well-timed mushroom, use a banana to give you i-frames to avoid the blue shell
17:27 - Two people traveling together often reserve the window and aisle seat, hoping that no one will want the middle seat and they get the whole section to themselves. If you watch the seats fill up, you will see that they're usually the last seats taken. The solo flyer who ended up in the middle seat was probably making them pay for that strategy. If you don't want to end up sitting separately, reserve seats that are next to each other.
2:20 "Why would a witch be unable to climb this" Well, they would. It's a poor urban legend. And the thing is, it's a *modern* urban legend (note, by modern I mean the oldest known record from last I looked into this, was 1912). While the exact origin of witches' stairs are unclear, afaik, one supposed origin is Thomas Jefferson, giving them an alternative name of Jeffersonian Stairs. The design is simply done to reduce horizontal space required for the stairs and reduce cost of material.
6:55 hearing the video say “be the villain you were born to be” with Cy shouting “Come to the dark side!” and watching everyone celebrate the sudden death of a corrupt CEO is extremely motivating today 😂
You are the first person ever who i was surprised to find out was dutch. I'm dutch myself and usually you can hear it when they speak english even if they're fluent.
22:01 ah yes: the 4 children who have “being Batman’s sidekick at some point in their lives” on their resumes. The 2nd one has already been dead once but came back to life as a tad bit more violent than he was before he died… yet robin number 3 (Tim) would definitely be the most evil in this scenario due to severe depression…
The choking would likely cause ante-mortem bruising inside the throat, which combined with the liquid in the lungs might indicate a solid object made of water (a piece of ice). They might even trace part of the edges of the ice shard.
Reminder: Cypress wants you to turn evil and go to the bad side, hence everytime she tells you to not do something, that means it's good and righteous thing to do, hence go on, drunk driving is good thing to do, have fun doing good deeds!
POV: You see a few Lamps with like 1 gazillion brightness and can't look away even if you try your best to do so! (this is me when I walk to school but it's winter and 7.15 a. m.)
16:12 I had a friend who was always using cologne or perfume instead of actually TAKING A DAMN SHOWER (this dude even sprayed his socks with it bc of the smell)
4:35 You probably shouldn't be reading novels during lessons. Especially when they are not lessons of the language, in which your book is written. 4:45 Because it has much lower lethality. 12:48 It sure does. 17:35 The correct response is: "I wish this guy doesn't slip and break all of his limbs."
Fun Fact: VaazKl's real name is Jonathan. Source: WikiHow Memes (but in that video, he only said mentioned the short version of the name. I know in some other video, he revealed Jonathan was his real name. I just don't know what the video was)
0:40 Cypress be like "Don't you put that evil on me!" [edit] 3:05 There's no good way for me to respond to this without sounding like a degenerate. Suffice to say, weight and weight distribution aren't the only difference.
"Succumb to the darkness yourself" Me: I mean.... I have this channel name for a reason. I'm not a villain, but I'm definitely no saint either... I'm just me.
1:25 As joke, hilarious. But if a genuinely lazy person did this, I would get so mad. 6:07 Being a woman is not a disability. This is a good example of the mindset of wanting only those parts of customs and traditions that are useful to you, ignoring obligations. 8:12 ..and somebody don't know how zoos work.. And yes.. it really looks like an alien.....
nothing tweaks me out more than when the narrator doesn't read the meme word for word. like bruh its right there in front of you and this is a recording, why are you using takes where you read it incorrectly?
Yo u watched meet the team from tf2 right? There are raps Put Overwatch vs TF2 rap The most fashionable faction Meet the team rap These are examples that u can watch,hope that you can see my comment
Bro this whole video speaks to me on a stupid personal level. I take pride in being a villain. I'm every military game ever, all my friends and I run germany, purely because the evil bonus. Not for the tech, not for the weapons. Purely for the DUBIOUSNESS.
Finger slips: *posts something diabolical online* “Oops”
Thumbnail: oh so scary
Me: has that shock wave horn thing
Super horn is the name I believe
Even then: if you are good at the game you can dodge the blue shell with a well-timed mushroom, use a banana to give you i-frames to avoid the blue shell
17:27 - Two people traveling together often reserve the window and aisle seat, hoping that no one will want the middle seat and they get the whole section to themselves. If you watch the seats fill up, you will see that they're usually the last seats taken. The solo flyer who ended up in the middle seat was probably making them pay for that strategy. If you don't want to end up sitting separately, reserve seats that are next to each other.
7:44 those creatures on those plant pots are Facehuggers from Alien
im glad i checked the comments cause i was about to say that. thank you my good sir :D
10:04 his CLIENT, meaning the person he was defending, was sentenced to life. There could not be a worse outcome.
The death penalty disagrees.
when she says "dont do this" i imagine that she just realy doesnt want that guy to be down there
once i just chocked on an ice cube but one of my friends just in time managed to punch me in the back and i coughed it out🤣😅
2:20 "Why would a witch be unable to climb this" Well, they would. It's a poor urban legend. And the thing is, it's a *modern* urban legend (note, by modern I mean the oldest known record from last I looked into this, was 1912).
While the exact origin of witches' stairs are unclear, afaik, one supposed origin is Thomas Jefferson, giving them an alternative name of Jeffersonian Stairs. The design is simply done to reduce horizontal space required for the stairs and reduce cost of material.
I tried the Dark Side. The cookies I was promised were stale and the milk was spoiled.
Then steal some of the fresh stuff. You’re evil now, remember?
LESGOO
wait
Evil memes?
finger slipped?
oh no
*hides*
i refuse to believe that these are real these are evil😭😭
Him saying Brazil numero uno is a crime. Generalizing us as spanish speakers when that's not true
At least the soap didn't...🌚
6:55 hearing the video say “be the villain you were born to be” with Cy shouting “Come to the dark side!” and watching everyone celebrate the sudden death of a corrupt CEO is extremely motivating today 😂
You are the first person ever who i was surprised to find out was dutch. I'm dutch myself and usually you can hear it when they speak english even if they're fluent.
2:06 pastor claimed that he went to hell and killed Satan
:the pastor: heavy metal intensifies
Hell naw the garden one was xenomorph facehuggers 💀💀💀
21:04 - I'm sure the United Nations would be thrilled to have you visit, Cypress.
That looks like a still from the 1964 motion picture *DR. STRANGELOVE (Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb).*
Having worked at a Home Depot. It certainly feels good climbing those stairs and being above all the other mortals..
10:39 same
Used to make loads of weaponised nerf bullets as a kid lol. almost lost an eye once.
22:01 ah yes: the 4 children who have “being Batman’s sidekick at some point in their lives” on their resumes. The 2nd one has already been dead once but came back to life as a tad bit more violent than he was before he died… yet robin number 3 (Tim) would definitely be the most evil in this scenario due to severe depression…
Hi cypress. I really enjoyed watching your videos after my work. Keep up the great work. Also I love listening to your music.
8:04 "i mean $10.000 is a lot for some people"
Yeah for me is 70.000 Dkr
When there’s one slice of pizza left, me and the boys know we must do battle to claim it.
9:37 Yes, the final boss is the return of The Great Mighty Poo, except he’s got bits of green and orange and red as if he absorbed damaged poops 🤣💩🤣
The choking would likely cause ante-mortem bruising inside the throat, which combined with the liquid in the lungs might indicate a solid object made of water (a piece of ice).
They might even trace part of the edges of the ice shard.
I got invite to the Evil meeting but they made me sit at the Evil kids table.
1:25 Nah that wife is not to be trifled with
21:41 These claims always annoys me. Shows a total lack of understanding of the problems themselves.
Reminder: Cypress wants you to turn evil and go to the bad side, hence everytime she tells you to not do something, that means it's good and righteous thing to do, hence go on, drunk driving is good thing to do, have fun doing good deeds!
8:33 YU-GI-OH MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥
If no one else wants it, can I have that vase of spaghetti? For some reason I am very hungry for some spaghetti now.
7:47 bro need to run before he gets facehug by a facehugger and give birth to a xenomorph and become a queen from the alien franchise
POV: You see a few Lamps with like 1 gazillion brightness and can't look away even if you try your best to do so!
(this is me when I walk to school but it's winter and 7.15 a. m.)
3:15 also dont want your son to be found.. because the son is better off with the kidnapper than a mom like that :D
Hold on guys, I've been saving a glass of evil chocolate milk for situations like these. Gimme a sec...
Really liked ice too when i was younger, unfortunately only found flavored ones in the freezer, sad times :(
"Study hard, be evil" is the best quote i ever heard😈
Study evil, be hard 😈
That thumbnail though
Idk what's more evil, these posts or how devilishly cute Cypress is.
16:12 I had a friend who was always using cologne or perfume instead of actually TAKING A DAMN SHOWER (this dude even sprayed his socks with it bc of the smell)
Omg I used to eat Ice cubes because I was afraid of spontanious human combustion.
4:35 You probably shouldn't be reading novels during lessons. Especially when they are not lessons of the language, in which your book is written.
4:45 Because it has much lower lethality.
12:48 It sure does.
17:35 The correct response is: "I wish this guy doesn't slip and break all of his limbs."
Ill only come to the dark side if there are cookies.
13:15 no, he was evil because he was greedy,a sell out, and withholding the rightful heir of the restaurant from his proper inheritance
Those kitcats aren't broken(I think)... They are actually 2 piece candy bars.
11:11
I don’t think I’ve ever heard something THIS GOSH DAMN STUPID in my life.
About the $10k - people die all the time, and if the random person turns out to be myself, it's an epic prank!
Ha! I do not fear the blue shells, because im never is first.
There are chew toys for adults, it's called Chewing gum.
The thumbnail is the single reason me and my friends are not friends anymore 😢😂
This woman wont let me read stuff to the end wont she!?
3:03 I agree its really difficult
9:51 Bartrack O'crumbo!!
what was in the shake? hot sauce with a straw
Fun Fact:
VaazKl's real name is Jonathan.
Source: WikiHow Memes (but in that video, he only said mentioned the short version of the name. I know in some other video, he revealed Jonathan was his real name. I just don't know what the video was)
0:40 Cypress be like "Don't you put that evil on me!"
[edit] 3:05 There's no good way for me to respond to this without sounding like a degenerate. Suffice to say, weight and weight distribution aren't the only difference.
"Succumb to the darkness yourself"
Me: I mean.... I have this channel name for a reason. I'm not a villain, but I'm definitely no saint either... I'm just me.
14:39
oh that sht
ye, people do that, awful experience)
Yes there r those teachers wants them to listen
7:20 I'm 100% dorites is Damian Lavey from Monster Prom.
WOOO NEW VIDEO haiiii cypress I hope your doing well :3
We going to hell with this one🔥🔥
1:25 As joke, hilarious. But if a genuinely lazy person did this, I would get so mad.
6:07 Being a woman is not a disability. This is a good example of the mindset of wanting only those parts of customs and traditions that are useful to you, ignoring obligations.
8:12 ..and somebody don't know how zoos work..
And yes.. it really looks like an alien.....
1:28 sure ill bring them for myself
7:46 Because they are XD
Well, I did buy a pair of glasses that look just like that… 🤔 😈
Cy: Come to the dark side
Me: But any side is bright if it has you 🤔
Okay, gonna see myself out now
0:00 I approve of this message
6:50
uuum
okay
maybe that person loves swimming in clothes too, which still sounds not as strange as getting sleeves wet on purpose wtf )) a
For the ketchup dispensor put mustard in instead.
Oh no my finger slipped. Hope nothing wicked and diabolical happens.
4:15
whoops
i guess no baby then ))
And yet. Said person still wins despite being blue shell’ed on
fool, I am the darkside, I have always been the greater evil, and always will be, bow down to the Black Crown!
LEMMIE GUESS YOUR EVIL BECAUSE OF THE HORNS
6:59 I'm already in the Dark side
That left hand.
Clutzy haunter
2:07 As a Christian, no, I do not believe him. XD
Watching this while driving 😏
17:41 Does anyone get this? I read it over multiple times but still didn't understand
I honestly have no idea. The guy sounds like a normal customer that either orders more food than he can eat or eats a lot.
BOTH CAN DIE LOL PROPANE CAN ON THE BIKE HOLY SHIT LOL
I corrupted myself years ago....
FOR KHORNE !!!!!!!
nothing tweaks me out more than when the narrator doesn't read the meme word for word. like bruh its right there in front of you and this is a recording, why are you using takes where you read it incorrectly?
Authenticity
Discount Emkay
Yo u watched meet the team from tf2 right?
There are raps
Put Overwatch vs TF2 rap
The most fashionable faction
Meet the team rap
These are examples that u can watch,hope that you can see my comment
I am the sole reason racism is on the internet
0:01 i never succumbed to the dark side. I AM THE DARK SIDE, AND DEATH SHALL KNEAL AT MY FEET!(plz rate my villainy words on a scale of one to ten)
words: solid 7.8/10
enthusiasm: 10/10
thnx
8
2:20: You're a succubus why don't you climb them
Evil is for the Weak
nooo not the dark side
7:11 it's fun until you have to refuel your tank or you run out of fuel...then what?
Yo you should totally react to markiplier
Im more evil than everyone 😈 i dont kill or harm i just extremely inconvenience people
What's the vids pfp💀💀💀
Can I ask you a question?
Bro this whole video speaks to me on a stupid personal level. I take pride in being a villain. I'm every military game ever, all my friends and I run germany, purely because the evil bonus. Not for the tech, not for the weapons. Purely for the DUBIOUSNESS.
3:35 coz it's freaking hot, even with the fan... For better ventilation