Asian Parent Punishments
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If you grew up with Immigrant Parents you know.
Massive respect to all immigrant parents, I'm still working on a visa XD Hope to join you soon.
Also guys sorry about the low energy, Got the second vaccine shot and it is whoopin my butt.
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Kid: *gets 99%
Asian Parents: "So you have chosen physical and psychological damage"
True😭
"very effective"
Failure
I wheeze
Kid fainted
"The best thing about the slipper is the quick draw speed"
-Sun Tzu, Art of failure management
And I bet he knows a L I T T L E more than you do pal because he invented it.
@@toymaster4041 TF2 reference, nice
And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor
No STEVEN HE,art Of failure, management
Hahaha
Asian Parents: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.”
*inflict long term emotional and psychological damage*
Asian Parents: “Why are you such a failure?”
Nah man we are numb to it
They are failure because they didn’t do enough psychological and physical damage
@Julian Vaul Discombobulated
@@Aryan-sw7dp discombobulate you
eh its just the carrot and stick concept. Success is is rewarded while failure is punished. Competition is much much greater here in Asia so no wonder parents are more desperate
“The unfairness delivers extra emotional damage. Very effective.”
Truer words have never been spoken…regarding parenting advice to guarantee the motivational response you want to see in your child.
Quick, effective, guaranteed results, providing additional bonus time for the parent to be more productive, or if the parent is not Asian, to be used as “me time”.
This is GOLD.
The line you said made me get tears while watching the video. Its golden, but also very true 😂
This guy has so much on his plate: bejing corn, whooping failures, being haunted, and searching his sons room
Yes 😆😆😆
Ikr
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
and flexing at his neighbor lol
All while flexing on neighbors.
The accuracy of “I never look” is unbelievably relatable
IKR! My mom doesn't get mad at me for playing games, she gets mad at me for having the general demeanor of a game player, which is to say, any time I am relaxed
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@@icegod4849 same lol
@@xewrt4190 obviously a rick roll rick astley is overrated
@@ballpythonsarecool5437 i feel like he’s underrated. 80% of the people who know him only know him for that one song, not even because they think it’s a good song, but because it became a huge historical meme.
You see when I was 10 I once thought I dodged the slipper, only to be reminded that they come in pairs , truly a genius design
Lmao fr
lmao
I can feel your pain from here
I buried my aunts slipper she used to smack my bum under a bunch of garbage in the bin/trash can so she didn't have it to smack me with no more then was also reminded they came in pairs :(
😂
I showed this to my Asian friend who was born and raised in Indonesia. He was cracking up. He said it's a perfect representation of Asian parents and he said the slipper is 'the ultimate weapon of Asian parents' 😂😂
My mom used the hamd
It's not just Asian families- ask anyone Hispanic about "La Chancleta/Chancla"
Funny, my dad uses a spoon
@@flowerxmisty My parents and older sisters use the chopsticks and wooden spatulas
@@susanfender307 The scariest thing of being from Brazil is the slippers with GPS that will chase you until it reaches you, or the belt xD
"Honey is that the crazy neighbour who always pretends to be his dad?"
"I'm afraid it is...."
"Hmmmm....must be some sort of childhood trauma..."
"WATCH OUT THERE'S A SLIPPER COMING-"
Hahaha every car driving by
But remember the leather slipper has maximum trauma efficiency. None of this polymer fake fabric white man clothing. Proper equipment. - In a Steven He accent
When you good enough you can get that slipper to break glass
@@StevenHe don't forget to lock your wrist when throwing the slipper and let it slip out of your hand
@@scootergrant8683 Pretty sure you won’t find “made in (any “White” European country) stamped on the average slipper or on the tag, what’s this crap about fake white man fabric? You been letting the TV puke into your mind again? The way the “white man” image gets twisted, they would be the ones so “rich and privileged”, they wouldn’t be wearing anything less than a leather slipper.
I really like how it's basically like a documentary on how to punish your kids
@Daniel Long congrats
Second to reply
it's called mockumentary
@Daniel Long want a nobel prize?
You’re watching The Learning Channel
my favorite line: "the unfairness delivers extra emotional damage, very effective"
"It's not easy"
Yes
Bro when I read this comment I was actually watching that line
This one explains my childhood trauma
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The 99% is so accurate. When I was in elementary school, the highest you can get on the citywide exam is 99%, meaning you scored in the top 1% (higher than 99%) of the students. That was really something to try to explain to my parents.
“I have trained my whole life for the moment he gets a B so that I can whip him with my ancestral whooping powers.”
hahahah
User pic check ✅
I'm a pro at it too ... Courtesy of my Asian Parents who forced me to study to get into med school😭😭
Childhood trauma!!
@@aniketsaha1601 well one thing, never do what u don't like, cuz no matter what u do u mostly fail in it. Do something u like :)
The greatest slipper action I’d ever seen from my mom was when she threw a single slipper that managed to hit both my brother and me
HAHAHAHAH they don’t obey the laws of physics
Haaa haa that's hitting two stupid birds with one stone! Master Mom!
She is the master of physics 🤣
She made physics
My mom knew I was good at dodging her shoes so she bounced one off the wall one time and it got me good. She was like Captain America with that thing.
I need the story
"Hello, I am a professional Asian Dad. I specialize in failure management."
indeed
So, if your son never makes you proud or not a failure... Does that mean your failing at your profession?
@@StevenHe indeed sir indeed
Finally I found this kind of comment. Can't stop laughing when Steven He said like that XD
How does beating change anything.
Growing up I had a lot of Asian friends and we would always joke about how strict our parents were(I’m black) but I always felt I had it a bit easier because of the grades part. My dad was cool with me getting a B.
I’ll also never forget the day my mom made me pick out the stick to get whipped, real life emotional damage.
Yes. The problem with these punishments is that they are always in the base of humiliation. Punishment should be dealing with the real consequences of the actions... Like facing the trouble you caused by fixing it or the people you pranked, etc.
Humiliation by being spanked? No thats literal consequence. Its up to the kid if they want to feel humiliated. Generally is a state of fear up until kid just stops caring.
He is dead right, never pick the smaller ones cause they’ll whip you with it. Get a big one, better yet one super heavy so they tire after a few hits.
@@1014p I don't understand what you mean. Spanking is not right. It damages your self-esteem, therefore the way you interact in society and teaches you to solve things with violence.
REAL CONSEQUENCES would be: not eating because you didn't cook your food; going home walking because you made your dad wait for you too long at the school door; having to apologize to strangers you hurt/pranked. That's what I mean with punishments that deal directly with the consequences of a mistake.
Me and my brothers are afraid of our mothers voice so how are we suppose to chose with which stick or spoon to be spanked with
The harsh reality is, Asian parents too often make you carry out *your own punishment.*
YES i RELATE
I'm a good boi so this ain't relatable :D
Steve he is my inspiration he even inspired me to make my own skits! Plees check them out
@@kinguman308 o no its because my little sister blames everything on me. and parents eat it all up
My dad say if I doo bad I get punished if my little sister do bad I get punished because I did not teach her well.
American parents: Blames teachers
Indian(Asian) parents: Secret ninjutsu, slipper bullet
Just some guy with a mustache and just some guy without a mustache is here??
@@ang5832 ikr
My parents use broom staff, a secret art passed down the Indian generations.
@@berlinnuuna the forbidden jutsu
South east asian*
The "Where the hell the 1% what you eat it?" is too accurate. Anything gone wrong = you ate it in Asian household I swear. It's like a frickin insult that u ate something you physically cannot eat.
Haha it’s to relatable
Nigerian parents ask you if the teacher needed the one percent that you apparently left for him/her. God forbid anyone get more than you... they will ask if that person has two heads.
I remember one time I made my dad mad and tried to run away so he wouldn't catch me. In the blink of an eye he took a broom and threw it like a spear towards my legs, causing me to trip and fall. it totally felt like being hunted
Are you Asian?
The Art of Punishment. -Asian Dad.
This should be a real book
The next edition will be from Asian mom
@@countdracula7896 and Asian grandparents who are experts in throwing their spinning slippers
Or, "how to deal with Failure" xD
They already wrote one. The CIA used it for torture training so it's no longer top secret.
I'm trying to be like the next Steven He can yoy guys check me out
I love how he doesn’t even take the shoe off with his hands, he just kicks it
Thanks for liking my comment!
1:39 😂
This is a ability I can do to my friend I now how to do it to stop the failure
Quick drawing speed
Im Filipino and I know for a fact that Filipino mom's have Built-in Sights in their Eyes, When they Throw a Slipper Its always 100% Gonna Hit you
Hahahahaha it flys around corners
@@StevenHe no sir, It acts like a Homing Missile
for my vietnamese mom its that but with clothing hangers
Hmm my Mum's arsenal of weapons are:
Slippers
Hanger
Belt
Hide my phone
Yes bro accuracy over perfection
Oh man, the "hold this pillow" punishment brings back memories. So similar to the "heaviest sheet of paper in the world" punishment, where someone has to hold a sheet of paper with both hands and with both arms extended straight out. That sheet of paper will get heavy very quickly.
It sucks so much, the pain of just having to stand there. I feel like it’s worse if you have your parents just right next to you, watching if you falter
@@AstroidWandereryou don't need to stand the arms stretched out hurts a lot
Love the way your switched up the style. Keep it up
Thanks a lot Hussain, it’s risky trying out new styles, I appreciate you having my back brother
Pinned :/
First
I'm just waiting for this comment to blow up lol
Me and the boys waiting for this comment to get 272781 likes
“Professional Asian Dad”
“Specialised in Failure management”
It caught me slacking lol
steven is the type of guy that loses 3 seconds in a laughing contest
dude.. 100%
@@StevenHe
hahaha
haha
ha
oh...
Yeah but he can imagine the character so that's funny for him
@@twilightstar637 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@StevenHe bro your my rolemodel and u inspired to make skits
"The big sticks are just sticks the smaller sticks are whips" This got me and my sister laughing so hard
The “I never look I just whoop his ass anyways” had laughing so hard 😂😂😂
Yoooo that was hilarious
I read this while this was bout to happen
@@crimsonenergy4735 lmao 😂😂
I just died!! so true
That sounds like some legendary Slipper Fu.
"this weapon was invented before physics" that killed me lol
I'll send you to god before god was invented
You can finesse it through time space
You know, his dad used to walk uphill BOTH ways to school each morning, while fighting off not ONE but TWO lions, occasionally having to use nunchucks against a Tyrannasaurus rex, all while hunting for his school lunch cuz Starbucks wasn't around then. But then....physics was invented. So our generation doesn't have to do that any more.
So relatable. My mom mastered the art of predicting which direction I'd dodge the first slipper and fired the second one with scary accuracy right after...
Ah yes, bracketing.
Ah, yes. PREFIRING. 🤣🤣
The Wilhelm Tell of slippers
I don't usually condone domestic abuse, but your mother sounds kind of awesome.
I can one up you; I once brought a brittle stick in, and my mom told me to got get her TWO young sprouts... I caught the passion of the christ that day...
The worst my parents ever did was the lectures/rants. Hours upon hours of just having to sit there. I used to think getting a stick was the worst, but when they transitioned to lectures, I missed the stick.
Stevens dad: I have found your report card in the mail
Also Steven dad: OmAe Wa MoU sHiNdEiRu
AHahahaha
Steven: Nani?
@@StevenHe why you fail at math?
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Nani?
When Mexican kids thought their parents’ punishments were harsh
Asian parents:
@Karina Maciel F
@Karina Maciel rest in peace friend
@Karina Maciel may you live to see the light of the next dawn
🤣 with Mexican parents you basically just got to watch out for la chancla, the belt or la cuchara (kitchen spoon) lmao
@Karina Maciel Rest in many pieces, my friend. 🙏🏻
When he says "Go find me a stick to beat you with" I felt the anxiety hit me at my very core. I can only imagine the horror, being forced to search for a weapon you know will be used against you.
Probably used in medieval times for slaves who try to escape
Bruh this was me when my mama told me to get a switch from outside or a belt from the closet.
This trick is very popular among indians.
I used to have to do it all the time. But I'm not actually stupid, and I got sticks that were solid, but easily broken. I wasn't about to pull no whip out lol
@@Stephenguitar93 Did your parent ever see through your cunning deception?
2:08 I dunno why, but, "I know it look like short range melee weapon for defending da disappointment" was extra hilarious
😂😂
“Because Steven is so stupid he don’t know the smaller sticks hurt more” so true
Big sticks can bruise and hurt more physically bit it “feels” like the smaller finger to pinky size o es hurt more because of the flexibility and sting factor lol
@@vanillavvvalentine3980 i tried it no the smaller hurts more i hit them in me with big and small the big did not hurt me and the small hurt as hell
Ok here's a log
@@vanillavvvalentine3980 Really depends, smaller and more bendy sticks will usually work as a whip, and whips can cause some serious damage even with very little effort. There's a reason flagellation was used as a sort of punishment long ago over just slapping someone with a giant fat wooden stick.
Lool. I did this once. My grandma told me to pick a belt for my punishment. First, I brought her a giant, spiked belt, then a really thin one... guess she took pity on me cuz she finally took out a normal belt after XD
He is true Asian. His editing software is free.
But it's good
I'm totally not saying this after trying 5 different free softwares
Bruh 🤣
Indeed
I can't see any watermark on the video to make sure it's free
Russian Parent: If you tell the truth everything will be ok.
5 Minutes Later: *Whips out meat tenderiser*
My French mom 😂😂😂
Is that Morgz?
Just tell the truth and you won't be in trouble... Such a lie
If I wasn't going to be in trouble, we wouldn't be having this talk.
This is why cops say you have the right to remain silent
thats even worse if you're a boy lmaoooooooo
My Slavic mother just used a rolling pin
But Babushka she had a special stick to beat my ass that was hardened over decades
I am EasternEuropean and this is so relative to my upbringing and the upbringing of many of my friends and counsins. The emotional damage and failure is still with me even as I have passed 50.
Same. I'm Russian and we have a strict culture of family and obedience, just like in other places in Asia. We're also pressured like crazy when it comes to our education performance, since conditions in Russia aren't the best and only the best worker ants can have a chance at decent life. All of those combined are a great recipe for abuse under the guise of "discipline". It may not be as evident as in China and Japan with their productivity cult, for example, but it still exists.
Same I hear you 😂
"Defending the disappointment"
I died. 😂😂😂😂
This had me ROFL
Definitely one of my favourite comments.
"I don't have a dictionary but excel must mean STOOPID" Man, I just really love the way Steven's Dad says "stoopid", gets me every time lol
I love how relatable this is, even as a black person. We all really have so much in common.
I live in China from an African country and I feel at home 😂😂😂
Yeah feels reletable here in Finland as well. To bad those punishments have fallen out of use here and the kids are becoming annoying and arogant. Even if only things those punishments made me learn was to never get caught and to be polite. :D
Ps: sorry for not writing english well.
Literally everyone in the world, it's become a worldwide problem
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 true that. I see that in the last generation of my brothers and sisters, however my neice and nephews have a father who is a little bit younger than I who is very similar to the father seen in this video. They are the most decent, God fearing kids I know. It gives me hope. There still good parents in the world.
@@seekfind9531 If there aren't then there will.
Steven never heard of a switch. My grandmother had a weeping willow in her front lawn next to the swing set. Heaven and hell in one place.
YESS. and my grandmother did the worst part..... she made me go pick out the one she would use.
the slipper is the most ancient weapon in asian history. it has been passed down from generation to generation, and is still used to this day to whoop our disappointing kids.
The second one is Belt .
@@warlock8593 the third one is a hose
the fourth one is slap
The 5th one is a cane/rotan
So true
“Go get a stick for me to beat you with.”
😂
-it is nice to know this shared emotional and psychological damage is shared across all races. Make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
here *gives you a USB* this is all you gettin
Indeed, most of the white kids I grew up with were familiar with this next-level cruelty:)
Bro... i would wish my father asked me for a stick... that bastard literally had 3 leather belts with different sizes (all painful as heck) and always told me to PREPARE one of those for my whooping :D
I dont see race, only failure
Oof not exactly good
"What's your job sir?"
"I get rid of *failures* from the family"
I read it in his accent
That is hard
I found one
he should start an slipper punishment school 🤣🤣
Steven's dad must be the fastest slipper in the west.
HAHAHA a with that posture
No Steven's mom is that
east*
*east
I make pretty cool skits can you guys check them out?
I like how there’s just chickens in the back having no idea what’s he’s doing
Oh, they know...
Hey guys I make short skits as well! Make sure to check them out!!
Yo the dozens of cars that drove by
@@casuallybad oh, lol
@@StevenHe they probably wanted to see the best technics to whoop their kids😂
Plot twist: Steven makes these videos to get therapy for the PTSD he got when he was a kid with Asian parents. Therefore all these videos are real-life events from the past.
dun dun dun!!!!!
probably not far off but hey, we all hated some part of our childhood
as an asian...
true.
@@AustiuNoMatterWho lol true
@@TitaniumTronic lol
as a kid whose mom does this so often it could be considered physical and emotional abuse, im crying and laughing at the same time
You'll get through it. Don't give up.
@@chaitanyashende7244yup he will get used to it and will adapt😂
Sending hugs 🫂
Steven’s Dad is a pro at Kung-Shoe
Underrated
My mother is amazing at a broomerang. Heh
Kung shoe should be counted as martial arts
Kung foot
kung shoe figjting
I was dead right off the bat. "I specialize in Failure Mgmt."
Splendid.
Neva say Batttttttt🦇for the next 5 years
That was absolutely glorious! Specialize in Failure Management. Damn, that is going to make a great t-shirt or hoodie!
"the big sticks are just sticks, the smaller sticks are whips" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
Switches are real 😅 Just think about what happens if you bring back a "bad" one that breaks part-way through the punishment; you get sent back to get another one.
No joke. My mom used to tie 3 small ones together to make a big one. And when the occasion calls for a whip, she just takes 1 out of the bundle.
@@wirehunter86 my mom did that with like 5-6 bundled up. I was so mad that day cause it was sth that wasn’t even my fault. I rolled a nat 20 resist and the sticks broke on impact to my body. Then i just walked away and we treated it as nothing happened 😂
@@Mythriaz 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you got me in the first half, but nice!
@@wirehunter86 heh. Naw, I flexed when it hit me and the entire thing broke. Think I was just so angry, pain didn't register.
Steven's Dad describing the slipper sounds like a military specialist explaining how to use a new experimental boomerang that's also a gun.
Bruh as a black kid, the worst thing that I've ever had to do is choose my own weapon. It's either the metal spoon, the wooden spoon, the belt, the stick, the slipper, the boot or the bare hand. And you can't pick the same weapon every time. It's gotta be a different one each time. So my heart bleeds for all you Asian and Hispanic kids out there. I know the struggle. 😭😓
Worse when they make u fetch it
My dad chooses the furnace and the power cord
My Grandma would make you go outside and fetch your own stick.
I'm asia I understand your struggle as well😂
Man I was a very "rambunctious" child so my old Pop usually used either his hand or more often the old army belt.... And trust me you want the hands, or at least a regular belt because Army ones are bigger and much thicker and hurt a hell of a lot more
i think all asian parents had to take your dad's class, Steven's dad PhD in inflicting effective emotional, physical and psychological damage.
Hehe very effective
Imma tell my mom that’s what I’m studying in university
“I don’t have a dictionary but, excel must mean stoopiiiiiiddddddd ” That had me laugh out loud🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Man asked for the other 1%
@@mesirionyeemmanuel2842 that bit to
Thank you all for these likes
This is the funniest video I ever saw in my life!!!! Great job!! I never cry when laughing but this 1 video makes me do it everytime. Great job steven and his crew
You should make a video called: “When you aren’t the favorite child” And like it shows Steven being yelled at and degraded by his parents. Then the sibling comes in and there’s a huge double standard. Then it’s revealed the sibling is just a figment of the parents imagination because they wanted a child who wasn’t such a failiure.
That twist was really good.
Brilliant
😳
Add to the twist/plot: You’re the eldest sibling and already acing everything but still a failure in your parents’ eyes. Then, the youngest sibling who gets B’s and C’s who don’t even meet any expectations still get praises and such. This will add on that huge double standard and unfairness to the plot.
Yes keep posting this comment
This idea is genius
1:20
"smaller sticks hurt more"
makes sense, pressure is inversely proportional with area so lesser the surface area the more pressure exerted when force is constant.
I like your funny words magic man
Why you physician? Go be doctor or lawyer
I'll send you to god
In my day physics wasn't invented
@@doggo8901 I will send you to JESUS
Dad: I specialised in “failure management”
This could literally be a real job
There's a lot of specific jobs in Asia you don't know about.
Asian dad's CV
"Ah damn it, he's addicted to slippers now!"
Weapon name: slipper
Weapon nickname: "sword of God"
Weapon type: melee/longe range
DMG: 20837492947749344739757200192838473992837472997377382774747
Range: 24 football fields
Special move(s): press X to deal 2x DMG to failures, hold R2 to time travel into the past, knowing what will happen in the future.
Rarity: common
Weapon class: godly
Weapon bonuses: 24x health, 100x speed, 9999x defence.
Description:
The slipper is an ancient sword, used by the ancient Asian tribes to battle monsters, demons, and dragons.
It has been passed down from generation to generation, and the more it is passed down, its power increases.
Swing or throw the slipper at the failure to unleash its fiery wrath upon them.
You can upgrade the slipper, and once it is fully upgraded, it can even oppose God himself.
This is such a good comment
An underrated comment indeed
This is an amazing comment
the closer u get to the failures the weaker it gets
I got hit by one in the back it did 99 damage to me
In Latino cultures, the thrown slipper is called a "chancla." Moms throw chanclas. Every kid knows they're in big trouble when a chancla flies at them.
Yeah because chancla means slipper or flip flop in spanish. It's not our own unique thing it's just slipper in spanish
I was the good kid so I only faced the chancleta a few times my cousins however... I'm surprised they lived
I was un nino bueno. My sister however, she liked to blame everything on me. The end product of this is that I get la chancla on the daily. I once though I had managed to dodge it when I was 12. But they come in pairs. I didn't dodge it.
I learned to never dodge after one time
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin Hahahaahaaa. They be like "You have the audacity to dodge, this must be punished". Really the hardest part was not dodging it.
I remember my mother throwing a slipper at me but I "dodged" it and it hit the wall behind me and ended up slapping the back of my head.
*Asian Mums just never miss.*
Asian mother's throwing the slipper like a missile, you can run from it but you can never hide from it as it'll hit you
Captain America learned how to throw his shield from your mother
she got the auto target?
@@Black-fp3dy Aim lock goes stupid for Asian moms lol
moms slipper ability: aimbot
dads slipper ability: godspeed
The look of embarrassment as that truck went by. Emotional Damage! Very Effective!!!
Best way to counter all of this is by cooking minute rice in 2 minutes. Your parents become so disappointed they just disown you.
My ex girlfriend had the audacity to serve me microwaved bag rice. Hence the ex in that statement...
This documentary should go on Netflix. Its a masterpiece
Petition, sign here ✍️
I'm the 69th like
It would top every other show on that platform
Also, I make skits :)
HAHAHAH there will be many more episodes
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“The unfairness deal extra emotional damage”
-My Mom after losing an argument and punishing me anyway
relatable
Relatable very Relatable rice is the only thing that i has kept me alive so far hope it's the same fo u
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA MOST RELATABLE COMMENT
I absolutely love this channel. Makes me laugh so much. The only thing is my Girlfriend is getting annoyed at me because I am constantly trying to talk like you lmao.. Love it.
I’m not even an Asian but this hits too close to home
Lol getting beaten by your parents is an experience of a dieing generation, I feel you
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Same. This reminds me of my parents and grandparents. Both my grandmas go to move was “go get a switch” and my dad beat my a** so many times, I think he prestiged.
It's all fun and games until they pull out nunchucks
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
Wherever I go I see your comment.
im finally early to your comment for once
here before this guys comment gets 1k likes cause ur comments always do xd
your on every video I go to
"Secret is I dont watch, I just whip his ass anyway."
That had me rolling.
can't forget the good old classic tugging on your ear and the words, "wAi wAi wAi"
Legends say, that sleeper is still flying in the air, waiting for Steven to get a F on his next report.
It already traveled in the future and owned Steven while he was editing at 2:30
Hahahaha
It’s waiting for the next A because it’s not an A+.
When he said: "steven is stupid he doesnt know the smaller sticks hurt more."
@@hackergurl3469 this is helpful
@@hackergurl3469 -from survival guides for failures
@@hackergurl3469 my dad told me to get one once. i dragged in an (approximately) 20 by 20 by 80 inch log. just to give you an idea of size. he couldn’t lift it. now he just uses a wooden spoon
@@hackergurl3469 y e s p l e a s e
@@hackergurl3469 yyyyyyyyyyikes 👍 thank you, though mildly disturbing
masochist 🤝 zero pain tolerance
Just think how many memes could be made and posted on Stevens subreddit just from this video alone
Hahahaha I’m excited
@@StevenHe the fact that I got reddit just to use r/stevenhe shows we are prepared to chuck the memes at you with our shoes
This man explains how much damage I've had...thank you Steven. I should get a therapist...again....
I clicked faster than Steven’s dad said “Don’t be a d***”.
ayyyyyy
Hello I love the videos. Keep up the great work
Wait no, You a FAEURE
@@MatarJihad no u
@@goobles64 lol
“I try to find an artistic expression, but at the same time dealing the *physical* and *emotional* damage” - Face of Beijing Corn
This must be part of their marketing.
Hahaha
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I am an Asian. My dad learned martial arts when he was in the military, he specializes in the staff. He actively find stuff that feels better (for him). From an atenna to bamboo wood. This hits close to home
this is fucking terrifying I hope you're ok
My dad was a platoon leader in the military, he doesn't do physical punishments and he doesn't get angry often, but he is really good at yelling at people
@@juliee593 It's called discipline, something most kids lack.
I was tricked into buying myself one of those wooden training swords
@@falali9060 sweetheart taking pleasure in physically abusing your kids isn't discipline, it's awful parenting and makes your kid a dysfunctional adult. There is no proof that hitting your kids ever makes them more disciplined.
Honestly, that end part with the expression on his face when the truck drives by… I swear that it’s impossible not to make that face.
The fact that the slipper went through several shots, opened a door and flew by, then waited a couple of of seconds to hit the guy in the face from outside.... I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣
While he's editing the video. Smacked him through space and time.
“This weapon was invented before physics”
@@zacharymogel9500 🤣🤣🤣
He already said physics don't apply to him and he casn bend the slipper thru space time...
It went through space time to hit him during the editing of the video!!! LMAO
"Short range melee weapon for defending against disappointment", "invented before physics", and "finesse it through time space" hit the hardest every time! 🤣🤣🤣
Pun intended?
“At the speed of light”?
extra psychological damage 😂
LOLOLOLL first reply on verified channel
Very effective.
First time seeing an old verified comment with less that 1k likes
bruhhhh BRRRUHHHH I can't *breath* lmaoo I lost iT this part dealt critical damagee to my lungs
😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure my Mom took lessons from Asians while mastering her craft of slipper-throwing! I'm living proof of she never missing her target! Steven you are super talented the way you put these videos together! Last video short I watched. You sang a line from a song and I was like"Daaaayaaamn! What a voice! Handsome good looks,great voice,funny,and talented! I sure hope your girlfriend knows who and what she has! 😘Keep up the good work! Well done!
"I try to find artistic expression while at the same time dealing physical and emotional damage."
"The unfairness delivers extra emotional damage."
Why are these lines so accurate? 😭
"And the confusion delivers a speacial psychological damage"
This is when my parents make a statement that doesnt make sense and makes me wanna kill something
You know it’s facts
@@StevenHe What's up my man? Love the videos 😍
Because it’s trueee
It’s all fun and games until you see your parents watching his video and remembering you have not yet become doctor by the age of 15
"You doctor yet?"
"No dad, I'm 12."
"Talk to me when you doctor."
Boss music starts playing
@@steelrarebit7387 family guy 😂😂
Lol
My Grandmother lived with us when I was kid and used her slipper with the expertise of an Olympian. I'm Greek and now, as an adult, I have come to realize that the slipper is universal.
What ive learned from his comment sections is that anglo saxons are the only people in the world that dont wield slippers as weapons and have ovens full of crap.
@@selinesbeau Nah, my grandma used to hurl potatoes across the damned house with an accuracy that would make an Olympic javelin thrower weep. managed to get em around corners and through closed doors, even.
Then, as if that wasn't enough, we had to bring them back to her to wash for that nights dinner.
Το νιώθω αυτό ;-;
My mom threw shoes at me with the accuracy of a professional baseball pitcher..😳I had to seriously do some dodging.
Your grandma is the Greek god of slippers
I am so in love!!!
You know, I have the exact same slipper! My Son sent me this video and I loved the way my slipper would follow him around corners!! Finesse it through time space! I'm crying. Love it!!
"I never look. I am going to whoop his ass anyway. The unfairness delivers extra emotional damage" - So relatable
The things my Asian mother has hit me with: clothes hanger, cooking spoon, hand, phone cord charger, wooden ruler, grenade launcher
are u a filipino as well?
@@kazuyaometo4413 no im indian lol
I'm Arab and my parents used all of the above too lmao
Whatever she can get her hands on first😂😂😭
Yeah, it's normal for us when we were kids. I hate it but I love them nevertheless :) even teacher did that for naughty kids. But I'm not naughty :):):)
"We have to mention the holy grail"
" *T h e s l i p p e r* "
every child within a 2 mile radius: Intense screaming
The way he smirks while saying "very effective" makes it sound more genuine and hilarious 🤣
One thing you should say for future skits is:
Steve: “But-“
Parent: [with accent] “what the hell you say? I smell attitude.” {yeets shoe at Steve}
You know Asia has a bunch of countries right? Wth is even "Asian accent"
@@RonLarhz Ikr, such a disappointment, let's whoop his ass together
@@RonLarhz he probably meant Steven's dad's accent but yeah, it's his fault for not using correct terms I guess.
As an person with Indian parents(who are also Asians btw) I kind of feel offended
this is so relatable XD
(and i think they meant asian accent as in the common asian accent, like steven's dad, but of course there are many, many others. please dont get too offended by this, they probably wrote this before thoroughly thinking it through. i'm not sure how many people thoroughly think through a youtube comment. sorry for the long text, ive just seen to many comment chains to know how this one could go down too.)
i like how he made it like a literal documentery
hahah should have made it longer
I thought it was a Ted Talk
I love how he's embarrassed about a car going by but shows this to hundreds of thousands
Well he also had to wait for the car to pass completely so he could have clean audio
Well, people watching know it's comedy. A passerby will just wonder wtf this person is doing. Context makes the whole difference.
@@Soul_Younes yeah true ahaha, it's still funny though
BAHAHAHA
HA
2:07 "However, the defining feather of the slipper is the long range capability"
LMAO I DIED