Proud members of the US Swamp Guard - Cold Fear Gameplay Part 2
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- Three backwoods hicks deciding what's Shrek and what's not Shrek? That's classic Astrogoblin.
Charlotte Avery
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Patrick Brown
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Jacob Fullerton
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It took two episodes for them to fully devolve back into nothing but swamp humor. I couldn't be happier
Long live Swamp Reginald! 🐸
@@pjz7088 the simple charm of a man who knows to check a woman's age before sexually harassing her
I didn't like swamp humor at first, but Yoda used to it now.
Post-Funhaus depression? I don't know her
I came here from Band Manager 😢
@@treybrown3798 aww damn that's a good one
Between Astrogoblin and Brought You This Thing, the spirit of Funhaus is alive
Lookin at them ain't a crime.
@@Kpengiedon’t forget Ryan’s Shorts!
SUBSCRIBING AIN'T A CRIME!
Yet.
COMMENTING AIN'T A CRIME!
👀
charlotte standing up to join jacobs bit and immediately knocking over a glass is the kind of consistency i need in my life
Time is a flat circle.
reminds me of the time james and bruce were talking about machinima owning bruce's farts
She has no cup awareness
So nice of Terah to let Patrick and Charlotte move in
Jacob has to pay for that wedding somehow
People keep asking if I'm Shrek, but I haven't really had an answer, but now yeah.. I'm thinking I'm Shrek.
"You either are or are not Shrek, there is no tryna be" - Not Yoda
I heard Patrick was embezzling all 15$ of this company’s budget, is this true?
apparently he used it to buy a game called Cold Fear
I hope he's enjoying himself
This is my favourite Cold Fear channel
The fucking AK spray for a single spider had me crying. So glad to see y’all keeping up the incredible work.
They just devastated the economy of a vague undefined European nation by killing that spider smh
As one of maybe two actual Coasties who also played this game back in the day when it came out, thanks for this
Thank you for your service, Tom Handsome
@@astrogoblinplays That 2 weekend course at the Holiday Inn by the airport finally paying off
I love that you call yourselves Coasties
@@guhrizzlybaire it's the more affectionate nickname the other branches of the US armed forces call the CG.
Mr. Algorithm, please bless this amazing channel with millions of views. Thank you.
A caked up screenshot
Winning already
tom handsome got a dumper
@@astrogoblinplays Now if he has a beard mixed with a Cajun accent we are truly in trouble
"Lookin' Ain't A Crime" is an all-timer
"Chatroulette Avery" got me good
Did we have an entire episode of swamp humor and NOT ONCE have Patrick go full-blown Cajun? Times have truly changed.
I miss the old new funhaus
@@lilymoon6707i miss old new future funhaus
So privileged to witness the birth of Swamp Reginald. The window opening bit fucking KILLED me.
This is just Funhaus with a big cat. It's perfect.
"I come from the swamp" any time you say something socially awkward.
This game really makes you FEEL like a coast guard with dementia. Thanks you Mr. Tom Handsome 💂♂️
There is a shocking amount of sound effects either from slurping or miming opening a window, but they're the same sound. Truly astrogoblin behavior.
I like that Swamp "Don't call me Shrek" Reginald keeps shutting windows so he has to open them again before talking to the Swamp Girl. 😄
Now that you're out from under the boot heels of those Austin liberals, will we see Astro Goblin bring us netizens the faith based conservative Catholic content we've all been clamoring for?
Today's special guest: Harrison Butker
CRITICAL RACE THEORY
Uhm they already established that Protestant heaven is the only real heaven
And none of that mental health nonsense, since the Irish mind is impervious to therapy
Crazy, all my heartbreak over FunHaus ending and turns out all I needed to heal my heart was more bayou pervert humor from these 3 🤣
I don’t know why, but them making the sound effect for opening the window killed me
The internet got 1000% better when the astrogoblin friends got together
What do they mean, Lookin' Ain't a Crime? Never heard about that, it sounds like an amazing new catchphrase for the astrogobs!
Swamp Reginald has to be my second favorite Astrogoblin character of all time, right behind Tom Handsome
Im so glad you fine folks made this channel. It was hard having to get used to Funhaus being out of my daily routine. But you guys filled my hole.
Char laughing so hard she's wheezing, Jacob cackling beside, and occasional zingers and comments from Patrick is all we need 😂
You know it's a good joke when Charlotte starts honking.
The way Tara stuck around to pet Jacob was absolutely adorable.
This brings me immense joy
Swamp humor, the highest form of humor.
"there IS enough time..." *hard cut to machine gun fire* ...absolute perfection
Jacob and Charlotte riffing back and forth about something stupid is my favorite genre of Astrogoblin video.
Wasn't expecting Prince Of Egypt in the context of birthing mules.
Classic Astrogoblin at it again! You are all amazing and I wish success for you all. Thank you for all the laughs you've given us!
I was really hoping for more cold fear tips and tricks, blocked and subscribed
Jacob is going to loose his mind once he finds out about bogs
Charlotte can we have a weekly segment of Bionicle ideas you sent to lego
oh shit yeah I can do that
Astrogoblin and BYTT carrying on the chaotic flame of Funhaus 💪
saving with zero health and immediately dying over and over is such a universal experience
Came for the Cold Fear. Stayed for the Swamp.
Somebody better let Tab know about this before it pops.
I love legally distinct Swamp Reginald, who is certainly not Shrek
I'm glad Patrick could babysit the kids for the day
10/10 commitment to the bit when they always had to lift open the window first.
I love how it takes Jacob a second to come to terms with what he said after "only 3 more tugs and I'm there," and then he breaks himself.
“You think I see a window open, and I’m not lookin in?!?!” - Jacob
The el Matador curse follows Patrick once more
can’t wait to make an “i miss old astrogonlin” comment in two years
I cannot stress enough how much I am enjoying watching Patrick play the game. That's absolutely the driving force behind these videos *closes window*
Swamp Reginald had me crying harder than the first time I watched the Dorkus bit from the ol chaser series
Looking forward to Monday!
Crying 1) tears of laughter and 2) because of how beautiful and inspiring it is that the spirit of Funhaus lives on. Astrogoblin forever!
“We don’t have enough money to pay ourselves” as a new business owner I feel this. Hope this channel does well, Funhaus/RT/AH helped out a lot during rough times
This is gonna end up being one of my favorite channels for sure
I can't express how happy it makes me to see you weird goblins playing together. More please!
This was so funny I almost fell off a treadmill.
Favorite Astrogoblin video to date.
For some reason, my brain mixed Charlotte and Jacob doing the window perv bit with the bit on Hee-Haw where people would open a hole in a wall and say something less pervy.
Also Laugh-In
90% of this video is Patrick being locked the fuck in and Jacob and Charlotte fucking around.
10/10
"Obi wan, this girl too young." - Swamp Thing (he's not Shrek)
"All burned [up]". One of the 7 signs of death.
My "I'm Not Shrek" shirt is raising a lot of questions that should have been answered by my "I'm Not Shrek" shirt.
You guys have great chemistry. Just three dudes gaming it up!
Anytime Charlotte starts wheeze laughing, you know it’s going to be good
Classic Astrogoblin!
Now that yall are released by RT,....ship Hits The Fan revival WHEN!?! I worked as a fisherman in Ft. Myers, Florida, and that pod hit our community like a hurricane of verbal heroin
Agreed, I still listen to the backlog
thumbnail feed back the red line on the bottom of the thumbnail looked like the watch time bar for an already view vid
Excellent point. Thanks for the feedback!
So good to have a comedy ensemble gaming channel of specifically these three people, and maybe a select few others, So crazy they've never tried something like this before this before.
This video changed my life. I was divorced, penniless, and living on the streets. Thanks to you, I'm divorced, living paycheck-to-paycheck and pay my landlord 67% of my paycheck. I don't know who you people are or what legally distinct channel you came from, but I can tell you are good friends and are destined for success! Thanks AstroGoblin! Now, get back to playing that Ghost Card game or whatever.
I really missed those kind of unhinged gameplay videos. Only bad thing I can say is that once a week is not enough, hope you can make more someday.
I'm Goblin up these videos. Keep them coming!
I've been listening to the Prince of Egypt soundtrack for 3 days and here comes this video with "there can be miracles" to start it all over again
hilarious video!
I’m really enjoying this. Can’t wait to see what this blossoms into. A like and comment to show some support.
I guess I love Mondays now
I feel like we never really got to see Jacob get into bits since he was playing a lot of the games in the *before times.* Love seeing more of him on commentary
Funhaus crawled so astrogoblin could SOAR
Good to see these goblins back playing an absolute masterpiece
The Bayou Cinematic Universe expands even further.
Looking aint a crime is one of my favorite bits
lmao "imagine living in a world of absolutes, that's shrek, that's not shrek, psh"
Absolutely love the chemistry you three have. So excited to see what you guys come up with
Who needs Funhouse? We'll go make our own Funhouse! With Goblins and tentacle spiders! You know what? Forget Funhouse!
Doraemon was sure he’d be safe from Noby if he hid in the swamp- but he was only trading one nightmare, for another.
It's just friends barely playing a game, but making each other laugh. That's what I want. That's what America wants.
God damn that window opening got me every time
All I could think of when Patrick was stuck in that room was "NEXT SHOT"
Been loving the content friends 🤙 looking forward to more
This weirdly reminds me of those segments of Mythbusters where the Build Team got to go test myths on their own and spent the entire time acting like total goofballs. Good vibes, good times. Miss ya, Grant.
"Bog bodies" is what Jacob should have searched for.
"Swamp Reginald" XD XD XD XD
We got dangerously close to the bayou
I've been edging all week waiting for this to come out
I can’t tell you how much my brain needs this serotonin.
"This popsicle I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee."
0:55 classic. Charlotte hasn't lost her touch.
Thank You all I love the two vids you've done so far, appreciate you, please keep'em coming ❤
Patrick is just bones and leather, Like Mathew McConnaheugh in the middle of Dallas Buyers Club
Im so glad you 3 are still making videos together!
So happy to keep seeing you three on my RUclips home page!
The Funhaus is dead! Long live astrogoblin! 🎉
so glad yall are still doing videos, we need guest appearances tho!