You Can't Buy this Game Anymore
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- This game bears the moniker "Dark Void," but as goblins we should look within to discover where the true Dark Void lies. Is it the aching pit at the bottom of our distended stomachs? Is it gap between the dull throbs that push blood through our clotted veins? Perhaps you will find the answers you seek at the end of this video...
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Charlotte Avery
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Patrick Brown
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Jacob Fullerton
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Patrick hates snakes because he’s actually 200 mice
200 mice just trying to be 1 big dog.
“A gorilla is all muscle but that doesn’t make it a snake”
Patrick is one of the great thinkers of our time
Is Patrick the Mice and Men?
That’s a lot of mice
How the hell did he consummate his marriage?
Leaving a comment so the RUclips Al Gore-Rhythm knows this channel shouldn't be bought and then eventually shut down by Warner Bros.
Al Gore needs to drop an album.
al gore
You got me with al gorerhthm
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"Fish is just a high maintenance painting". I have never been so stunlocked and impressed at the same time
i love having aquariums but it’s 100% true lol. it’s just super high maintenance living art that does literally nothing but look pretty
Patrick still brimming with the absolute psychotic takes, “how can this fish benefit ME???” Insane
He's not wrong.
Patrick does seem like a snake guy.
"Gorillas are all muscles... doesn't mean that they're snakes!" is a sentence only exclaimed under the influence or sleep deprived
Good ol Patrick "I'm fine with birds" Brown
Adam Conover was an integral part of the founding of Astrogoblin. Can't believe they are making videos without him now.
I miss old Astrogoblin
Charlotte's "Adam Ruins Everything" joke caught me completely off guard and I've never been more proud/angry.
Did that get cut?
...which Adam 😅
Patrick looks like a very handsome and funny tumor growing out of Charlotte's back.
WHO RUN BORDERTOWN!??
ISLAND TUMOR FOR CHARLOTTE
"A fish is a high-maintenance painting" is an absolutely phenomenal take.
All the audio was recorded through the blades of a spinning fan.
that birds hot take of Patricks........... honest to god, i could HEAR James replying in with his own two cents, it would have been another James/ Patrick riff off masterpiece
Lemme just open this window here real quick *SSSSHHHKK*
“…is DarkVoid 18?”
Astrogoblin is what it feels like to smoke too much weed and accidentally discover secrets
The Rat-king of a setup they have is a good metaphor for the channel as a whole
Glad they're playing Patrick's favorite video game of all time.
Ngl I got excited to see me on the Patreon thank you list. I’m more than happy to chip in ten bucks, you guys are fantastic.🖤🤘
Patrick has forgotten that Astrogoblins lay eggs...
THANK YOU to whoever edited the last two minuted of patrick rambling
Dark Void was my nickname in highchool
I love this channel so so much. Also everytime the astrogoblin main theme comes up, I get a little elevated
Theme is peak vibes
Wouldn't be an AstroGoblin episode without Patrick spewing some just bizarre takes.
I need Jacob's gun sounds in all of my games now.
oh no, cant believe im seeing this game again
"I'm fine with birds."- Patrick "Bird-Hater" Brown
Jacob is way too good at the glitchy bubbly voice 😂
Slo-Mo fall was icing on the stuttering cake.
I lost it at “A fish is just a high maintenance painting…a living piece of furniture.” 😂
I'm from Minnesota and can confirm this does happen at CUB foods. Which is just a grocery store
Patrick does seem like a big snake guy.
The thumbnail for this video is cursed in all the best ways.
Patrick going to go hang out at the Cub and tell everyone about how much he hates snakes later.
Damn … already knew Patrick was cool, but then they drop a Thin Lizzy’s ‘Jailbreak’ reference? Ultimate chad moment
Patrick. Birds are so fucking entertaining and loving. They're even more chaotic than cats. Birds are a superior pet
"A fish is just a high maintenance painting"
Blew my fucking mind there, Patters.
I really appreciate the behind the scences 4th wall breaking pov shots from the crew. Immersion breaking yet leaps and bounds more Immersive than any game you've played so far. The back of Charlottes head looks very nice.
I am mostly snake and I still love Patrick idgaf
Patrick's gun noise shriek took me by surprise
Jacob's gun sounds were PERFECTION
"fish are living furniture"
I've literally said the exact same thing multiple times and had people who keep fish agree with me.
Fish are just high-maintenance furniture 😂
When I was 18, my friend and I would go skate in the cub foods parking lot late at night, right across from Southdale. Good times!
"living furniture" looking over at my fish in disgust
Finally we get to see Patrick in his actual size!
what’s the song i always hear in the beginning of the vids? im such a fan of it
i don't think i've ever heard Patrick talk about watching a movie without him falling asleep during it 0:19
Fish are a high-maintenance painting. That's awesome.
The casual sociopathy of Patrick is an endless gift.
counter-point to Patrick about birds bringing nothing as pets - falcons are cool
I think that waterfall section gave me vertigo. 10/10 video
Lmao its amazing as a Minnesotan hearing Patrick talk about late night hangs at Cub Foods
how did they not further question Patrick on the fact he apparently went to school in some kind of musical? Like cars would just pull up and people got out dancing suddenly, on a regular basis?>??
Diogenes pointing to a Gorilla: 'Behold, a snake!'
I love this channel
Loved when you guys started doing Kassem G impressions at 8:17
There is an old Dracula FPS (Nosferatu?) that would be great for the goblin crew to experience!
The crazy thing about this is that im the later years of FH content Patrick and Charlotte really carried the content
I swear to god they've had this same snake/gorilla muscle conversation before
The thing about Patrick is, he's never wrong
Astrogoblin has entered its Patrick is afraid of snakes era
The gun sounds like it making popcorn
I could’ve listened to him rant about egg laying creatures for another 15 minutes
What is a snake? One of the greatest and most profound questions of our generation.
Lol imagine being 20 when this came out!
"Came out in 2010"
Oh... I WAS 20
For such a big fan of Apes, Patrick is missing out on the new ape series. Ceasar turns Koba into an NFT
So happy you guys are making videos
I am 100% in agreement with Patrick about fish as pets.
Okay but what about the guy who bought a grocery store lobster and then kept it as a pet? And then played with it with a grabby hook thing? That's love. Okay? That's love.
Love the funny little guy in the back of this vid, hope they bring him back for future vids
Charlotte playing broken games is what gamers want
the description reads like a souls hole intro monologue
Charlotte looks great in this video. Jacob too! And all the mice look good as well.
Can't wait for the next episode of "Things Patrick hates or is indifferent to and his strange reasons why"
youd think for someone so small and narrow in stature that patrick would love snakes
Patrick is absolutely right about the fish and bird as pets thing. They are nothing but glorified houseplants
Healthy Patreon member list! Glad to see all the support!
Could not agree with Patrick more on this one. Fish are just high maintenance paintings, well said.
The shooting up and down gave me vertigo bad 😂
I kiss all my aquarium pets goodnight, PaTrIcK.
3:01 I love when they make these silly little songs lol
Jammin' to that astrogoblin music
I’d love to put together a more proper presentation for you guys, but I’ve been working on two simple low-stakes PC games, one of which is a “SPACE GOBLIN” game and the other is a “MEDIEVAL APE WARRIOR” game, would love to involve you guys!
Loving Astro gooblin, also Patrick is our lil guy
Patrick, are you talking about the Eden Prairie Cub Foods? That shit was fun!
i only hope to achieve that level of cable management someday
perhaps... the dark void is where all seed comes from
It's so nice that you guys brought Patrick the fan in for the day. He gon grow up nice an good nah
Patrick hates snakes because it reminds him of eve, and as we all know, patrick is a devoted catholic.
7:56 Guardian down
I looked at this comment literally 0.2 seconds before it happened in the video
remember when immortal technique threw lin manuel miranda into a trash can
Guys, play Devastation, I'm pretty sure it's abandonware
There's a sore under my tongue, it's quite uncomfortable
Patrick is 100% right about snakes and fishes
fish are just living pieces of furniture
Patters goes from the strongest to the tiniest; tragic
I unironically liked this game when it came out, so I love nothing more than you all tearing it apart.
excited to be on the ground floor of this opportunity. happy to be here, sharks and snakes.
This makes me just the happiest lil dude, man.
i aspire to have as much confidence in myself as patrick has on his weird takes