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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- Our intrepid reporter in the field, Ryan Hailey, returns with his take on American sports legend, Joey Chestnut. No one will remember the name of Lou Gehrig.
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Charlotte Avery
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Patrick Brown
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Jacob Fullerton
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This is the most ADHD friendly content on the internet
Most??
ADHD and agree
I feel seen... scene? Do you like scene or emo style better?
This is how all content should be "structured
Matching phone call audio to Ryan's stream was perfect
Agreed, to whoever synced that: *chef's kiss*
Petition to rename Astrogoblin to “The Human Tobacco Group”
The most alien name for a front company
The Lou Gehrig edit into Joey Chestnut was so incredibly good
i should've learned by now that any time Ryan says he did something... He actually did, and most likely has video evidence of it. xD
"Editor, play the clip!"
I'm so happy that we're still getting treated to this 😂
I’m glad Charlotte is pushing her cigarette agenda on the youth, finally someone brave enough to stand up to big health
She’s got some stiff competition from the Australian government though. They managed to be so pro cigarette that they banned vapes! 🤦🏻♀️
@@CommissionerManuTaking pointers from Singapore and Hong Kong, I see.
I love that Ryan still commands the editor like at Funhaus, and like it's not anyone already in the call.
"Viceroy we have captured the queen"
👁👄👁
Ok but unironically (especially in context) Lou Gehrig’s speech is so so good. Like not just for an athlete, anyone
Charlot's trump is so uncanny 😂
Ryan was cut off only halfway, release the Ryan Cut!!! 6 Years from now. After editors have it make sense. And it better be 45 minutes longer than Return of the King!
I love Ryan still tossing it out to the editor to put clips into videos.
For me, what really makes me chuckle about that is that when he tells the editor to do something, they all try to stop it as if anything being mentioned NEEDS to be done.
So here, he managed to say show the clip, so they did.
I miss old Babehaus, hopefully BabeGoblin can fill my void like Joey Chestnut
All jokes aside, Charlotte having the wherewithal to get her phone out to record the blue screen and Patrick's reaction, BTS-style, made that whole segment so much more dynamic.
Love it when Char-Char says The Goodwill like my Grandma
Ryan has got to find Kobayashi and do a follow up response to Chestnut. I'm invested now.
I forgot about IGN having that on their site lol. Damn, what a time to be alive
"Snow plow Jeremy" 😂😂😂
Damn Patrick’s got a long back
does it compare to andrews though?
@@truant6910or Eric’s back
long back packed full of sinew
Ryan Hailey is just the millennial RFK. Mans has infinite lore.
IGN having a cringy Babes section is maybe the most forgotten deep memory I’ve ever been reminded of
random, but i sat next to y’all at the “answer for it” show a while back, but was too shy to say hi. really nice seeing y’all in person! i hope ryan hailey wound up making a good editing reel
I was only able to watch the stream. How was it in person?
@@youngwang97 it was all i ever wanted and more!! very funny, really hope james does another one. just seeing those random Cameos on screen was something else
somehow i lucked out and sat in the front left section of the theater that slowly got filled up with funhaus folks. was sitting next to lindsey, charlotte, ryan, ryan’s GF from memphis, omar, jacob, and a few other folks. i was in a middle of a funhaus reunion and couldn’t bring myself to say anything for fear of disrupting the timeline like in sound of thunder, so I just sat back and ate popcorn
@@Lagera88 Do you agree with Rory's rating of 5 stars?
@@youngwang97 forgot, was rory the food critic that James got for the show? i dunno man, he was bribed with so much popcorn, i can’t trust any of his reviews now 😓
@@Lagera88 5 stars is 5 stars
Jacob's computer is clearly too woke to handle the magnificence of IGN babes
All computers are soy and gay, that's why they're illegal in the Imperium.
(well, that and the Imperium stole all its ideas from Dune but don't worry about that part)
I guess if anyone on this channel were to say that f-word without getting cancelled, Charlotte is our gal
Yeah she’s not afraid of standing up to the woke mob
God, how I love you three. The joy this brings me is immense. Dopamine like crazy.
The blue screen prevented Patrick from gooning all over IGN’s Cali Babes.
What's grosser? Watching a hot dog eating contest, or watching a hot dog eating contest in reverse?
Just commenting to say I appreciate all the top tier astrogoblin content we've been getting.
I'm 100% for Astrogoblin babes. It would attract the real capital G Gamers to channel.
This content is why I subscribed to AstroGoblin. Thank you.
I am still sceptical that Ryan is a real person and not some sort of human art project social experiment.
John Voight is a master actor and master of disguise.
For all those enthusiasists of obscure cigs out there, canadian indie chanteur Mac DeMarco is such a fan of Viceroy that he has penned a ballad, simply titled Ode to Viceroy, in honor of his addiction.
I was putting my baby to bed but laughed and woke her up. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers 😅
this is what happens when you go looking for forbidden knowledge
I thought Jacob would choose the 'Fortuna' as his cigarette of choice...
one of the all time great astrogoblin videos, really takes me back to the good old days of old astrogoblin
holy shit. every time. you bring a smile to my face :)
I'm glad that the wayback machine has archived all this for future... something
just their voices over the blue screen KILLED ME
When Jacob said “Viceroy we’ve captured the queen” I swear to god I said “ahhhh victory” involuntarily. It just came out by pure instinct
I love how everyone in the comments got so blindsided by additional Ryan shenaniganery, almost no one commented about that insane part with IGN having an entire "babes" section back in the day. Wtf???
That D&D movie (2nd one they made) is now the 2nd best D&D movie after last year's fun romp.
real goblins watch the with ads version first, for the algorithm
You know what on reflection it's good that nobody goes to IGN any more.
My death cig would be a KOOL 🚬
Bali Hai. Then they'd have an excuse to take the rest of the pack from my cold dead hands.
That's the most IGN has done in 20 years.
Let's be clear: your patron rolls are the funniest parts of the video.
I blurted out "boonta eve" at the beginning before I realized they were talking about the alien races.
When they saw the Marlin on the side of the truck I thought for sure they were gonna do the COME ON MARLINS MAKE US PROUD!!! Missed Creed opportunity.
My grandparents' cigarette of choice was Viceroy. Thanks for the unexpected hit of nostalgia. 🙂
I very disappointed in Jacob, The Hottest Star Wars Race is the Boonta Eve Classic
I should not have watched this while my wife was trying to sleep, too many moments of me bursting into laughter
Please always stay like old astrogoblin.
Cig talk is officially my favorite segment. Death cigarettes should all be 100s btb
You forgot to mention that the hot dog toaster is called a Hot Diggity Dogger. Also, they ruled.
Don't take this the wrong way but I think this was your best video yet
im gonna actually choke to death on my sesame seed bagel from laughing too hard while i eat this
"The most satanic airport."
"Oh, you're in Denver?!"
I love how it's just A Fact now. XD
Charlotte smoking a swisher sweet before facing a firing squad? True Top G behavior
Borderline unwatchable, one of the best episodes yet
As an elder millennial, thanks for reminding me how fucking chaotic mid 00s internet was, holy shit IGN lmao
Enjoying the content much love to you all.
I know exactly what Charlotte said for cigarettes
Say his name 3 times and he appears:
!!
I used to smoke Pyramids because they were $5 cheaper than Marlboros. Worst few months of my life
Astrogoblin Babes should be just behind the scenes pictures of the movies Babe & (George Miller's) Babe: Pig in the City
I AM SO HAPPY CHARLOTTE IS USING HER F-- CARD
Not cool that u kept Minch. Elyse shoulda been made to take him home. Whether she wanted to or not
It's always a good d time when Ryan shows up
oh my god this video made me laugh in the weirdest ways
also i remember that dnd movie for one thing, they teleport into the place but the spell was a little bit off and someone's arm was stuck in a wall or pillar or something. all i remember from that movie was them popping in a room and one of the people just starts SCREAMING that's all I got
I’m into women, sports, women’s sports. You name it!
Love yall appreciate all your hard work. What is the best way to support you guys ($$$) and your content?
Thanks! And Patreon! The link is in the description
I pay for the $25 membership and watch the ad-riddled RUclips version because I'm a TRUE Astro Simp
E3 booth babes were still a thing in 2006 too.
Back in the Funhaus days, Charlotte responded to a date request I made on stream saying "If you want a date, you need to be a member of funhaus AT LEAST."
I became a member, and 5 days later the channel closed...
:c
Chunghwa mention; wow_mao would be proud.
well there was a candy cigarette brand called that..
The hottest Star Wars race is obviusly the Mos Espa podrace
For some reason the same thing happened to my pc when i tried to look at the ign babes section
Need that cigarette tier list
I have that hotdog cooker, the bun warmer part is pretty useless lol, it just sticks and burns.
I thought they were talking about sexy pod racers from star wars lol
I request that astrogoblin does a stream of carnosaur 2 since is available on RUclips to watch and we can watch along with it.
I really want to bring Ryan to a furry convention
OMG I used to actually smoke Viceroys because they were the cheapest cigarettes at the corner gas station xD
The hottest Star Wars race is the Boonta Eve Classic…?
You should talk about how RFK Jr and that reporter just had an affair
Was that music cue for Cig Talk an altered first few seconds of the Buckaroo Banzai theme??
Even if its about the troops, I love the movie is a great Trump impression xD
I have the exact same belt as Patrick
just a couple of millennial friends at a sleep over. they just keep googling shit and giggling with each other.
Yeah Equilibrium plays every single day multiple times a day on pluto tv. If you watch it enough it is better than the Matrix.
Driver issue maybe? Power supply issue? 😢
BAHAHHAHAHA said in the video so had to be put in the video lol
MINCH!
F slur has 6 letters and one was named F6
I was there for that stream, he had it muted for like 5 minutes lol
Yo Goblins mostly Charlotte you should release the theme music for the videos its wonderful
Amazing