El Matador Puts the Bad Guys on Ice... Shaved Ice.

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    El Matador Puts the Bad Guys on Ice... Shaved Ice.

Комментарии • 152

  • @aegresen
    @aegresen Год назад +271

    Patrick as El Matador is like Edge of Tomorrow but somehow getting worse with every damn loop. That pillar bit had me in tears!

  • @rahjahknows
    @rahjahknows Год назад +314

    7:39 Patrick unloading the whole clip into the pillar in slowmo, pulling out a new gun on the enemy with his back turned, and still dying has got to be the best clip ever

    • @GeneH339
      @GeneH339 Год назад +5

      As innocent as it appeared, you know that pillar is guilty of something it did in the past and therefor deserved Patricks wrath.

    • @jonahallalona
      @jonahallalona 10 месяцев назад +1

      Exciting to watch Patrick’s first video game

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar Год назад +106

    "Oh f*ck i'm out of bullets!"
    - El Matador
    He's the best!

  • @nyxpickle
    @nyxpickle Год назад +66

    The exhaustion in Elyse's voice as patrick died was Shakespearean

  • @bonekrishna
    @bonekrishna Год назад +84

    the way El Matador just drops dead so unceremoniously is pure comedy gold

  • @UnfunnE
    @UnfunnE Год назад +99

    Elyse struggling to hold back her extensive El matador knowledge.
    Her time as a king pin in south america has prepared her for this playthrough.

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm Год назад +161

    Patrick's sharpshooting skills are unparalleled! Had me howling with laughter! 😂

  • @sewerface
    @sewerface Год назад +36

    “Are you trying to fall?”
    “I’m Matador.”
    “What happened to your brain”

  • @PhantomKangaroo91
    @PhantomKangaroo91 Год назад +47

    Patrick isn't missing his target, he's tracking where they've been. Looking for patterns. Analyzing. Even if it does look like someone looking at the Marauders Map.

  • @noahparker1384
    @noahparker1384 Год назад +24

    I remember when Jacob was bringing James, Bruce, Lawrence and the other one something on screen and hid his face trying to stay out of shot years ago. Now he's a staple of the channel. Grats dude.

  • @nordyball
    @nordyball Год назад +15

    7:45 This gives me major flashbacks to that one GTA video where Patrick literally makes the same mistake.

  • @XDieKillDieX
    @XDieKillDieX Год назад +37

    I see Patrick's Stormtrooper training has paid off.

  • @Goose683
    @Goose683 Год назад +25

    The return of El Matador was just as great as we all thought it would be

  • @MacRay14
    @MacRay14 Год назад +11

    You know that someone sucks at gaming when it appalls Elyse. Especially in a shooter 😂

  • @michael_bullard
    @michael_bullard Год назад +57

    Playing games again with zero preparation is a fantastic series idea

  • @traviscunningham_1
    @traviscunningham_1 Год назад +10

    I’m crying at the pillar and shotgun sequence. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 Год назад +8

    Part of Elyse's job description from the beginning of FH is just "look up walkthroughs during gameplay recordings"

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak Год назад +8

    Patrick really showed that pillar who was boss.

  • @JustinCarnitas
    @JustinCarnitas Год назад +9

    I accidentally spit out my coffee when Patrick slowly walked up to the health pack

  • @152gta
    @152gta Год назад +5

    remember this video anytime patricks says charlotte is bad at video games

  • @gilgameshmcballin
    @gilgameshmcballin Год назад +7

    Some say El Matador is still soaking up bullets to this day

  • @theprojectmatt6153
    @theprojectmatt6153 Год назад +7

    My favorite part is when Patrick outlines the bad guys

  • @glam_racket
    @glam_racket Год назад +9

    El matador bringing the whole parking garage down on his enemies and himself with his concrete seeking bullets

  • @deeeeeej
    @deeeeeej Год назад +4

    james' noise at 8:01 was incredible

  • @clarkmichaels822
    @clarkmichaels822 Год назад +8

    I wonder how far James' take on food goes. "Ice cones are just ice and syrup. Steak is just hot meat. Juice is just mashed fruit."

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder Год назад +17

    i want an entire series where Patrick tries to eat shaved ice while playing a game and Elyse is forced to watch and can't help lol

  • @Bjhorn279
    @Bjhorn279 Год назад +2

    10:13 was absolutely amazing, these enemies are ruthless

  • @arbelaezch5647
    @arbelaezch5647 Год назад +2

    You already know this series is gonna be a classic

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops Год назад +4

    El matador actually takes a hit off a can of air duster before he enters slow mo

  • @kiksu_
    @kiksu_ Год назад +1

    Watching Patrick play this game causes me to get some deep, unexplainable rage, no joke. I thought I had gotten past that kind of thing, thanks for clearing that up Patrick.

  • @GeneH339
    @GeneH339 Год назад +2

    Oh man, shaved ice. I just think of Oahu and hiking Diamond Head. They have Dole whip and shaved ice stations now at the parking lot/trailhead. Dole whip is delicious and refreshing but too creamy if you're dehydrated. Gotta get shaved ice after a hot hike like that (double fist if you're feeling stingy) cause it's like an exquisite infinity pool reserved only for your tongue.

  • @thatwerentme
    @thatwerentme Год назад +2

    Patrick was literally the guy in pulp fiction that jumps out the bathroom and shoots at john travolta and sam jackson.

  • @TaquitoBrowns
    @TaquitoBrowns Год назад +1

    Hey guys proud dog pound member and jersey boy here, just wanted to quickly say. Italian ice.
    Ok thank you for your time ❤

  • @kribke
    @kribke Год назад +1

    0:18 does patrick have a tattoo of the Wuggly Ump? Sing tirraloo, sing tirralay, The Wuggly Ump lives far away

  • @yordlephucker69
    @yordlephucker69 Год назад +3

    This one took me back to the past. great work

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 Год назад +1

    I've never seen Charizard without glasses, it took me a second to recognize her.

  • @PhantomKangaroo91
    @PhantomKangaroo91 Год назад +2

    And not a single, "ice to meet you" line. Right when I think you're zigging you zag.

  • @koolkatzxcv
    @koolkatzxcv Год назад +1

    The pillar scene had me crying with laughter! Can't wait to see El Matador return in the next avengers movie.

  • @slambamcam
    @slambamcam 10 месяцев назад

    That pillar part got me CRYING!!😂😂

  • @SympleSymon
    @SympleSymon Год назад +1

    Is El Matador firing BB guns? Patrick unloads on the enemies, and they just take it... does he know he's using toy guns?
    It's like the cop version of "We trained him wrong as a joke".

  • @coltman18322k2
    @coltman18322k2 Год назад +1

    Definitely went to Bahama Buck's when I was in California, their ice is so much like snow that they sell it as snowballs if you want to have a snowball fight party 🤣

  • @TheBoopidoop
    @TheBoopidoop Год назад +30

    i used to skip the sponsored segments, but now i physically cant because of charlotte's new incredibly cute hairstyle

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles Год назад +3

      I don't skip the sponsored segments but yeah, been equally transfixed on her cute new hair!

    • @Cannonade
      @Cannonade Год назад +3

      Yeah, she looks great.

    • @michaelmatthiesen8300
      @michaelmatthiesen8300 Год назад +1

      I got a Velveeta ad in the middle of her ad read lol

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 Год назад

      It's also the least we can do for a struggling(?) channel.

  • @UrsusDerpus
    @UrsusDerpus Год назад +1

    El Matador is to Patrick as Hitman is to Charlotte

  • @matthewoherren4872
    @matthewoherren4872 Год назад +2

    Best game play in years by a mile

  • @adammorse9153
    @adammorse9153 Год назад +1

    They found a game where you play as the bonehead NPC with bad AI. Amazing.

  • @eyecontactleadsto
    @eyecontactleadsto Год назад +2

    Now I know how my older brother felt wanting to rip the controller out my hands and show me how to play it.

  • @dunit911
    @dunit911 Год назад +3

    give us a full series of this

  • @twinkieman237
    @twinkieman237 Год назад

    I need a full play through of el Matadorrrrrr

  • @Halofreak117
    @Halofreak117 Год назад +1

    I had a bad day today but I watched this video and I feel a bit better. Thank you funhaus.

  • @jackcadonetti6311
    @jackcadonetti6311 Год назад

    i forgot how funny that slowmo dive is

  • @ant9272
    @ant9272 Год назад +1

    You can not tell me this isn't max payne killing him at 7:44

  • @hoggerqt
    @hoggerqt Год назад +3

    funhaus commentary feels like the old funhaus again, when the commentary is about the game they are playing it always ends up funny as hell. I absolutely loved this episode!

  • @EE-wo5ty
    @EE-wo5ty Год назад

    this is the most an youtube video made me laugh in months, i love you funhaua please keep this series alive

  • @artistikvip
    @artistikvip Год назад +2

    yes! my favorite non spanish, vaguely native federale is back

  • @Bizarrestraw
    @Bizarrestraw Год назад

    "Shooting him is not what you need to do"
    "How do you mean?"
    Patrick understands video games.

  • @BrandonAvaitor303
    @BrandonAvaitor303 Год назад +7

    Is that shaved ice dank?? I mean jank

  • @messeboy7397
    @messeboy7397 Год назад

    Hope I'm not alone on this and that you guys see this. But these are the vids I enjoy the most from you. Playthroughs of shitty games with banter in the background.
    Chaser / Chrome / Baby hunter / Dark Messiah / Gore and so on. . . (luckily people reupload those as I watch em on repeat) Love yall.

  • @Baileyisabean
    @Baileyisabean 11 месяцев назад

    Elyse's reaction is absolutely priceless

  • @kravann
    @kravann Год назад

    PLEASE make a full series of this,I have never laughed so hard in myt life xD

  • @Pres10Wilmot
    @Pres10Wilmot Год назад +9

    Incredible gameplay from
    Patrick today

  • @idcidc1444
    @idcidc1444 Год назад

    Is it just me but I feel like the banter and vibe is different and better when there is four people instead of three.

  • @jabberwoke1
    @jabberwoke1 Год назад

    that poor pillar. it was so close to retirement.

  • @ThaRealTMP
    @ThaRealTMP 8 месяцев назад

    is shaved ice the same thing as a snowcone at a state fair? if it is, i feel exactly the same way James does about...it's hard to get excited about because ultimately it's just ice and syrup

  • @alvareznivek2780
    @alvareznivek2780 Год назад

    That shotgun was paid actor XD

  • @musicenjoyer4203
    @musicenjoyer4203 Год назад

    Oh my god a new funhaus series where the entire gimmick is just playing a shitty action game that's literally my favorite thing what a blessing

  • @chaos_omega
    @chaos_omega Год назад

    Now THIS is Funhaus!

  • @yanguskhan8513
    @yanguskhan8513 Год назад

    el matador is to patrick like hitman is to charolette.

  • @YaksBall8
    @YaksBall8 Год назад

    that last bit was the most canadian I've ever seen Elyse being

  • @ErikK.
    @ErikK. Год назад

    12:55 notice matador got a pity +1 health. Also James noticed Tesla and Marlon Brando but not voldemort at 7:30

  • @Andr3wTime
    @Andr3wTime Год назад

    I haven't seen a matador this comical since the 1953 Looney Tunes short "Bully for Bugs" directed by Chuck Jones

  • @kingblue2646
    @kingblue2646 Год назад

    Next Death Battle; El Matador vs Spookums

  • @howiekappowie8131
    @howiekappowie8131 Год назад

    Cheers FH. Long shall ye stand.

  • @jcon876
    @jcon876 Год назад

    Patrick truly is the greatest gamer in Funhaus

  • @CruZZin4abrOOzin
    @CruZZin4abrOOzin Год назад

    Crying laughing at that shotgun blast

  • @louispanozzo4122
    @louispanozzo4122 Год назад +2

    I tell you what - The Matrix would be a whole lot shorter if Neo shot like El Matador...

  • @SpookyFraiser
    @SpookyFraiser 8 месяцев назад

    Patrick's refusal that there's quicksave button by the admittance with a shameful "its F5" is Peake comedy

  • @nickmcfadden6498
    @nickmcfadden6498 Год назад

    I love watching Patrick play games 😂

  • @keo528528
    @keo528528 Год назад

    Thank you, James, for being the only other human being who understands the problem with flavored ice treats!

  • @brockserker3893
    @brockserker3893 Год назад

    I think Patrick has just surpassed Ryan as the worst gamer in the office

  • @ImTheHamSandwich
    @ImTheHamSandwich Год назад

    Patrick makes fun of Charlotte when she plays games, but we can always reply with this

  • @Killroy133
    @Killroy133 Год назад

    Just came here to say if Char was here, shed have corrected you. It's called Water Ice, pronounced Wudder Ice.

  • @Mr.Bimbpleton
    @Mr.Bimbpleton Год назад +1

    Glad Patrick was able to get out of Rehab for the video

  • @hugo59208
    @hugo59208 Год назад

    Patrick the most efficient hitman in california

  • @jraluark
    @jraluark Год назад

    I'm waiting for when they have to watch their old video to remember what the controls were.

  • @ZiggyStardunk
    @ZiggyStardunk Год назад

    El Matador looks like he left his invisaline in when he went to war.

  • @mags-lv8hb
    @mags-lv8hb Год назад

    Good lord charlotte you look amazing in that ad read im never washing these eyes ever again

  • @andrew2272kag
    @andrew2272kag Год назад

    I got this on pc in a 2 for £15 at gamestation. The 2nd game was jade empire. What a pairing.

  • @taylorkoles2896
    @taylorkoles2896 Год назад

    I'm beginning to suspect that the shotgun is bad in El Matador

  • @Lylisuvanto
    @Lylisuvanto Год назад

    That hellofresh onscreen text on a factor ad though... 👀

  • @vic345
    @vic345 Год назад

    He’s the best around!!!

  • @garsmi90
    @garsmi90 Год назад

    James bought a shaved ice and then realized it just ice and syrup. No shit dude. What did you think it was? Don't ruin everyone's stoke.

  • @payingwithnickels
    @payingwithnickels Год назад

    Part 2, finally

  • @jabberwoke1
    @jabberwoke1 Год назад

    Patrick is truly a God Gamer

  • @TheOurtubes
    @TheOurtubes Год назад

    Welp... it seems like it might be time for Patrick to have to start his playthrough of Kingdom Hearts so he can pickup some pro-gamer moves, like Ryan.

  • @doingmybesthere3940
    @doingmybesthere3940 Год назад

    EL MATADOR! danger to nobody in particular

  • @MrWright14
    @MrWright14 Год назад

    I’d like to think I’m partially responsible for this game coming back

  • @tobiasblackmoar
    @tobiasblackmoar Год назад

    the first frame at 0:00 is beautiful.

  • @donjreyoung
    @donjreyoung 5 месяцев назад

    "This music's for him"

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners Год назад

    Please try and finish this game this is hilarious

  • @RH1812
    @RH1812 Год назад

    Anything ice related… we’ll done selling frozen water