Negotiation | GOBLIN SLAYER
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- Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2018
- The trio of adventurers return to ask for Goblin Slayer and Priestess's help once again in slaying some goblins. They received a request from the water city to help with a familiar problem, but Elf has a few demands regarding Goblin Slayer's methods.
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Gotta love how every time they prohibit something to him, he comes up with another far worse
The more restrintion they set, the more dangerous his methods become.
Unconventional methods do tend to be more dangerous
at some point they just gonna have to allow him to do the first ones as they become more humane than the alternatives XD
Limitations birth creativity
@@Bona_Tempora He might eventually just force a volcano to erupt, thus killing all the goblins but miraculously not killing any civilians because he knew he going to do this from the get go.
The Geneva convention was built off of things goblin slayer did.
Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion.
Consider the following:
-Sexually transmitted
-Kills the host
-Kills the population indiscriminately
-Depredates the ecosystem and harms the economy of the area
-Destroys the local infraestructure
-Cognitive capabilities applied exclusively for proliferation and violence
Goblins ARE biological weapons in the guise of at sentient species, they are not subjected to the Geneva Convention in the same way drones and smart bombs can't be subjected to human rights, you destroy them, you make sure they don't even exist when possible.
Goblin Slayer equipped with a shotgun would solve this issue if the Germans can let it go
@@markojohn480 Goblin Slayer with a shotgun is just the Doom Slayer.
@@hunteravants7170 are there Germans in Doom?
"And no waterboarding the goblins.
Or attacking them with fire.
Or poisoning them."
𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯'𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵
"Uses explosion instead"
megumin approves
Their demands were based on prior incidents: Using the Gate scroll to cut the oni in half with water, setting fire to the abandoned elf tree-fort, and in the LN they had a couple of adventures before this - which I suspect will be used to end the season, given that they'll have three episodes left after resolving the bit with the mirror the definitely-not-a-Beholder guarded - and Goblin Slayer used a poison gas grenade to clear out a goblin nest.
A little awkward to have them complain about a method he hasn't used in front of them yet.
I'd pay good money to see that happen:)
@@albertnorman4136 indeed akward for that method but we can only assume that this happened off screen.
someone just went jervis there with spines. :O
They underestimate his creativity and hatred
Best comment
I wouldn't said "creativity", more like "Brutality".
@@SimpleNobody2420 He's actually creative as well.
I Know that I was just saying how deadly he really is.
Local man still too angry to die
Elf and priestess: “No waterboarding goblins. Or fire or poison.”
Goblin Slayer: “...So rip ‘n’ tear?”
Until it is done
Before you do that, think of the poor underpayed janitors
guitar rips*
Your fight is eternal.
until it is done of course
"He agreed surprisingly easy."
This is THE Goblin Slayer. If he didn't know how to kill them in ways no one thinks of, he wouldn't hold the title.
Nepafarius GS when he finally gets drunk and snaps, “WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD GOBLIN SLAYER!? WELL IF I WAS A BAD ONE!! I WOULDN’T BE HERE TELLING YOU NOW WOULD I?!”
Yeah he agreed then he blew them up.
@@demoneon9527 *LETTTTTTT'S DO ITTTTTTTTT*
I laughed when he bought flour. He gets asked "what is that for" and my immediate mental response was "My name is mf'n Goblin Slayer, what do you THINK it's for" (and yes, it was eventually FOR slaying goblins)
Greg Simoes, i mean no? He probably had an idea on how to slay goblins with it, but giant eyes can also be killed with explosions.
I like how when he agrees easily to the no drowning, burning, or poisoning the goblins he just takes it as a challenge and then finds a way to blow them all up
i wouldnt be suprised if he just agrees to avoid an argument
time is killing goblins after all
For the record, "waterboarding" was a very bad translation. They weren't telling him not to torture goblins, they were telling him not to kill the goblins with water. For example, flooding the entire nest. In the light novels he floods a goblin nest with sea water and basically renders all the nearby farmland totally barren.
The Goblins would have attacked those farms, so its okay.
Goblin Slayer logic*
I like the idea that Gobbalin Sulayer just waterboards goblins on the by.
To be fair, "no waterboarding the Goblins" is infinitely funnier than the original meaning, so I think that's alright.
Oooh that’s actually a bit of a problem yeah 😅 maybe avoid that one
"What? A goblin WITHOUT exploded lungs? Better fix that."
It's not that he agreed surprisingly easily...
...it's that he was given very, VERY few restrictions.
GS is insanely creative, he will come up with new things on the spot if given the chance.
3 restriction won’t stop him from messing up the goblins completely
"He agreed surprisingly easily."
Why did that make them laugh, instead of more worried?
simple: ignorance. but they wil surely learn from their mistakes XD
They tell me, "no water boarding, no fire, or poison!"
Me: Do you all just hate fun?
Waterboarding as a means of killing is slow and requires a great deal of preparation, but is slow and brutal. It is contrary to the efficiency metric by which Goblin Slayer's more brutal characteristics are justified. Put it another way, it's damaging to him and to his mission of killing goblins.
Fire and poison both have severe blowback issues that are exacerbated by Slayer's "kill and leave" style of dealing with Goblins. He doesn't clean up his messes and these are messes that can kill people even if they ARE cleaned up.
*I get that reference.*
@@Box-O-Soldier sounds like something Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged would say
Is it or is it a reference to something else?
@@jjgarcia156
Nah, Goblin Slayer fandub.
Look it up, it's hilarious xD
I'm sorry, but dropping the force of an ocean on them at any time is the last thing I'd consider fun 😅🤣
Goblins Slayer: No water, fire, or poison?
Harem: NOOO!
Goblin Slayer: Fine, guess I'll just use hair then.
And flour.
@@albertnorman4136 don't forget the croc either.
@@rood6422 And explosions.
@@rood6422 That was just a way to let Sword Maiden's player contribute to the rest of the session.
And a bird
"No fire, water, or poison!"
GS: "Just suck all the fun out of it why don't you?"
"No water nor fire or poison. Ok, still have two elements and diseases in my sleeve. Yeah, still can make it Works." - Goblin Slayer
HEA and Priestess "He agreed surprisingly easy!"
GS: "Haha, flour go boom."
Anybody notice that the Lizard Priest has an entire plate of cheeses? I thought that was such an adorably amusing touch.
I do that on a daily basis, but I'm labelled as weird
Silver DeamonZ Why? Cheese is good. Everyone has his/her own thing.
Sounds like he id my kind of guy or lizard. I love chesse
@@redfire1186 and I love lizard we're weird we're good and everybody's fine
He always has cheese when it's dinner time, it doesn't matter where they go. He will ALWAYS have cheese from the farm.
Girls: "No using fire, water, or poison."
Me: "You must really want those goblins to suffer."
"He agreed surprisingly easily"
Little did they know that he ahd many other ways of killing Goblins than just those three. If anything, they just told him to be more creative.
Goblin Slayer wants to torture goblins, but the girls negotiating for clean kills only.
Time Off pretty sure that isn’t the reason
They put themself in danger by limiting his options actually. When one nearly slaughtered by goblins should put mind to childish elf. Why people don't say how stupid it is?
Time Off I want to torture goblins too.
Rusampler actually it was because his method kind of didn’t care about the whole collateral part of thing with him starting forest fire occasionally or poisoning some water and usually doing anything’s that can get to the whole killing goblins part
Litle they know that he has something way more messed up than fire,poison or water planned.
“Water boarding” damn I didn’t know GS worked for the cia at one point
@midgetydeath Or the brazen bull?
I think you mean " Tactical Baptisms"
or blood sacrifice
I think 'water boarding' is a translation for 'mass drownings'.
"I didn’t know GS worked for the cia at one point" - He did, at the dawn of the CIA, as an instructor.
-How is this a discussion?
-Well, you are the first people I'm offering to accompany me
-That's... actually very nice of you
Them: “No drowning, not burning, no poison”
Goblin Slayer: “now I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move”
[Induce Particulate Explosion]
"He agreed surprisingly easily"
Uuuh, girls, you DO remember he litterally once opened a gate TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FREAKING OCEAN with a scroll that was originally meant to exterminate a nest ? What makes you think you can out-wit him in slaying Goblins ?
I actually forgot he did this. Poor ogre bastard was deemed less dangerous then literal slime tier enemies.
The thing is he waterboarded an orc and not a Goblin
@@whiteglint8714 Bro, slimes are OP... Oh you're talking about JRPG slimes.
@@Blackpapalink yeah let's remember that Rimuru is a freakin hack!! I love him but slimes should not be that dangerous!! Rimuru Sage is the literal definition of an aim bot
The only slimes that I will accept being deserving of that level of threat is Solution Epsilon and Bukubukuchagama from Overlord because they had to level up and gain gear exp, etc.
ZIbusiso Nkomo the overbearing amount of JRPGs have made slimes seem less dangerous than they actually are. Konosuba accurately shows just how dangerous a slime can be
Very bold and innocent of them to think he only know THOSE FEW methods to kill goblins
It's too cute when Priestess gets assertive.
1:29 OH COME ON! If anyone deserves to get waterboarded it is definitely the goblins in this anime
I never understood why it’s called Waterboarding, there’s nothing boring about it!
Poor girls, they made the mistake of underestimating how deviously creative he can be when dealing with goblins.
"No water boarding, no fire, and no poison.!"
"Fine I'll use flour."
"Wha-"
GS: "No waterboarding, fire or poison? ... Ok then, I'll use the other 997 methods that I have"
It's always nice seeing Preistess hanging out with the other party members. She and High Elf Archer are practically sisters at this point.
Filthy Frank: *''DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS ??!!!!!''*
0:00
Elf: no waterboarding!
Cleric: no fire!
Elf: no poison!
Goblin slayer: they didn't say anything about the roof
Goblin Slayer is basically a medieval anime Doom Guy.
well yes.. but also no.
As Goblin Slayer speaks a lot more, and are over all nicer when confronting his enemies.
@@MouseGoat still has the same mindset
KAR EN TUK
"Hmm, kinda had all these scrolls filled with poison and fire right here... But alright. I like to get back to basics every once in a while. Brute force it is!"
Priestess knows how ruthless and cunning Goblin Slayer can be; Elf Archer is only just learning. Both of them don't want collateral damage, which is why they only target methods of killing that can get out of control. Sea water can render farms worthless. Flames can destroy nearby structures and forests. Poison can leak and sicken innocents.
He really really wanted to poison them but little did they know he had much darker ideas planned.
Priestess and Elf: Now he will Hunt like a normal person.
GS: You underestimate my powers.
GS: "So... no waterboarding, no fire and no poison them?"
Archer and Priestess: "Of course!"
GS: "Well... I guess is fine."
Ancher and Priestess: "He agreed surprisingly easily."
Random goblins show up in the Dungeon~
GS: "EXPRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOSIOOOOOON!"
Never underestimate the creativity of a madman.
When he was a child, someone told him "There's more than one way to skin a cat..." and he decided to apply that saying to goblins.
Did anyone notice that The Lizardman’s current diet is...cheese.
Specifically, cheese from the ranch where Goblin Slayer stays. It's _really_ good cheese.
Nectar
It's not cheese.
It's the nectar of the gods.
Reeeeeally hoping he's not lactose intolerant😩
Starbuck821 you just made me realize that he probably should be since lactose is a foreign concept to reptiles
"No waterboarding, fire, or poison!"
GS: "I take that as a challenge."
"GoBlIN sLaYeR iS a kNoCkoFf bErSeRk"
Yea, like Berserk has wholesome party scenes like these. Both are good franchises and are to not be compared directly.
Yep, also, are there even any goblins in Berserk? I remember trolls from the Qliphoth sequences but goblins?
If Guts was in this world, his adventure rank would be Platinum.
@@w.h648 I think discount Guts is somewhere around in this series, too.
@@w.h648 well, there is a guts rip off in the series
GS: "No poison? No fire? No waterboarding? That's okay: there's more than one way to kill a goblin, all of them effective."
Of course he agreed immediately. Handicaps just keep things from getting boring. It's like telling the Doom Slayer he has to go an entire mission without bludgeoning demons or otherwise making them explode in a cloud of gore.
He can bypass the conditions quite easily considering his creative brutality
1:32 Why? 1:33 Why!? 1:35: WHY?!
"Damn. Well at least I can-"
"Damn. Well at least I can-"
"They're really not gonna let me have any fun, huh?"
WHY WON'T YOU LET ME KILL THE VILE CREATURES ANY WAY I CAN?! Jeez
Solar Flare to elaborate people, (spoiler) he created a dust explosion, then had the dwarf collapse an entire cave onto themselves in the name of victory. this guy is nuts.
The entire reason why the girls didn't want him to do any of that it's because he could affect or damage the city.
He couldn't poison the Goblins because it could poison the water supply under the city.
He couldn't use fire because it could damage the ruins and make the ceiling cave in.
And water boarding the Goblins would pollute the water with their corpses.
They were very specific on why he couldn't do any of these options in the light novel.
@@jasongiddens8749
I am pretty sure author of LN was like:
"Damn it, my ideas of using fire and water are not entertaining.
... Screw it, let's just make more sword fight and call it like he is challenged by smb else"
Psst! Goblin Slayer! *holds up hazmat suit* They didn’t say anything about Radiation, go for it!
They never said he can't slash, crush, and downright make them wish they were dead.
Or even put them to sleep and kill them while they're helpless.
Or RIP AND TEAR
@@billy-the-butcher RIP AND TEAR BABY!
@midgetydeath Elf- "You son of a bitch..."
Or, in Goblin Slayer's words:
Pierce their throats,
Crush their skulls.
Pierce and crush.
you can tell goblin slayer to not use any weapons and he'll kill goblins by staring at them
He’ll develop laser vision if he needs to
Girls: "You can't use weapons"
GS: "Still can use other goblins."
@@gersonaltheman “my body is a weapon”
How to negotiate with a goblin slayer:... Goblin goblin goblin Hopgoblin goblin goblin big goblin goblin king goblin goblin really big goblin goblinchampion goblin.
"THEY DIDN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT SEWER GATORS THOUGH!!!" - Goblin Slayer, probably
"No warcrimes for you, Orcbolg!"
"It's not a crime if no one tought to do it before."
0:00 It's time to slay some goblins
Me: sarcastically surprised Kirk face
Issue is when ya restricted a man like him more chaos is bound to happen ladies.
Everyone talking about the girls restricting him, no one pointing out that they are telling him not to use very bad tools with a tendency to hurt people other than your target.
Goblin Slayer is damaged. His ability to care about anything more than his obsession is weak to nonexistent. This is someone who literally has to be told "burning down the entire forest is bad, so don't start a fire to kill the goblins" or "poisoning the water/food supply could kill the villagers too, which would be bad, so don't use poison." Basically the theme is "don't kill the goblins by making a worse problem for the villagers to deal with."
After seeing what the goblins are like in the first episode, that kind of collateral damage is acceptable. Once GS has been called in to solve your goblin problem, you have to make peace with the fact that he is nuclear option. He'll kill those goblins, guaranteed, even if it means the surrounding area becomes barren and lifeless.
@@TheKrossRoads using an useless overkill metod it's the worst solution. You can achieve the same result with other metods
You know they're great friends when they casually roast him for considering their opinions when he presented them with his plans. 😄
For some reason the wide shot of him going "hm." after getting called out by priestess is the funniest thing to me.
I think GS likes it when they put restrictions on what he can use. It makes things more of a challenge.
That moment when you realize this is secretly a harem anime lol
When was the harem secret??? For crying out loud... do you know a harem's greatest enemy??? Goblins...
It wants to be a haram so bad, but GS just cares about killing goblins
And then you realize GS is aware about the girls' feelings but is too guilty about "ruining his sister's life" to act on them
Yeah but he has a strong gawbilng hate boner so its irrelevant
The only light hearted scene we will ever have in this anime.
Nope
Campfire scene. Guild rally scene. IDK there's probably more.
You mean not anymore light hearted than the lizard eating cheese a lot?
Reasons for watching this show
*_The only reason you'll ever need is the first sentence of this video_*
First time going to battle handicapped because of the harem desire, ends up dying...
"No poison either"
Goblin Slayer: *ACID IT IS*
I'm going to show this to ppl so they think this show is nice, happy, cute,....and then they'll see the first episode!
Several days later and he proceeds to obliterate them with an explosive...
Little did they know he always has another method to try, as long as its possible and aquirable he will do it.
Them: No poison No fire No water
Goblin Slayer: you underestimate my power
but little did they know, HE HAD MORE WAYS
"You were right about one thing Master, the negotiations were short." - Young Obi-Wan Kenobi Episode 1 The Phantom Menace
They’re softening him up 🤣
Goblin slayer all like “I’ll just come up with three other ways then”
"No waterboarding the goblins"
"That's a stupidly inefficient way of killing them anyhow"
"No poisoning, huh?"
*proceeds to dump sulfuric acid into a nest of sleeping goblins*
"What? It's not poison."
goblin slayer adds a new line to the Geneva convention everytime they tell him "no doing X"
No waterboarding, no fire and no poison. Ok he’ll just have to use the *BOOM* stick of ultimate carnage.
A very effective and direct negotiation
"No waterboarding the goblins."
"But thats my favorite thing..."
Nobody:
These _people_ : No fire, water or poisson, I don't care if we loose.
Gobling Slayer: Fine, I'll do it myself... * Proceeds to use gobling body parts (spines and hair) as weapons *
Also, there were many things they didn't prohibit, such as asphixiation, burning-hot sand/lime or using water in ways that don't involve drowning, such as using hot water vapour to fill their bases and destroy their lungs
Why dont they want him to use fire, water, or poison to kill the goblins? It's much more efficient and he clearly cares about nothing more than killing them.
Castrik NM I think because those methods can easily spread and put the team at risk.
They didn't want him to use anything that would cause fallout to the people of Water Town, since they are fighting beneath the place.
Both of the other answers are incorrect. It's a morality thing.
Kaiyuni But quick question, is it immoral to end them in such ways when you note how brutal they are when raiding towns?
@@Kaiyuni What morality? He could skin them alive and slowly chop their fingers off and they'd still deserve it..
"You guys are taking all the fun away..."
I think everyone missed the point here. GS really doesn't care about coleteral damage, he destroyed and ancient templo for killing goblins.
They're moving to a city, if he uses water he could take away the city's water supply, fire would start a bigger or get them in trouble with the local autorities and poison, he would end up poisoning the water supply or themselves due GS reckless nature.
And he ended up destroying part of the city to take down the goblins. And previous to that he suggested destroy the city's sewer system to take all Goblins.
SenshiSam that escalated quickly
0:32 Goblin slayer trying to figure out how 'two options' equals 'no choice'.
I cant watch this without unseeing that poor girl.....I just cant......oh God those poor girls
rocks,rope,dark scrolls and pet wolves Mr.Slayer is not to be underestimated
no waterboarding, no fire and no poison.... okay i just drop an ocean on top of them
UN: So no poison! and no burning them!
America: No poison huh?...*invents nuke*
Hmm... Smother the goblins. Challenge accepted.
he searched up on bing how to deal with goblins he’s never out of ideas
Humanity has to things that are unsurpassed by beast or god and that's creativity and malice and goblin slayer have those stats maxed
by that negotiation, almost all die
Stev Juarez and yeet Goblin Slayer ain't give a fuck about his life ._.
The way this mission almost turned out made me reluctant to even watch it to the end. I was sooo certain that this would end like it had started.. and it broke my heart. Thank the gods that Goblin Slayer doesn't abide by your fucking pitiful dice.
This anime is still somehow kinda weird to me. It's kinda cutesy but occasionally brutal af. I don't get it but I like it.
A show that's brutal all the time would get stale. The cute moments balance it out. Both moments are important cuz the cute moments show how everyone wants to have fun, but the brutal moments remind u that they can't ignore the growing threat of the goblins. Goblins, left unchecked, would dominate everything over a long time.
Contrast is important. That's also what the original Hellsing Tv series did better than Hellsing Ultimate.
@@Suojeluninja on the bright side we got a good abridged series out of Hellsing Ultimate.
Partly this show is a counter to the tendency to humanize the monsters. 'No, the only good goblins are the ones who stay in their nests.'
0:32 the face of confusion
"No drowning,burning or poison."
*Proceeds to explode the cave entrance, sealing the goblins in there.
There's a thousand ways to skin a goblin.
So, they just tried to get him to commit to clean kills... yeah, sure, THAT'S gonna work.
"You didn't say I COULDN'T beat one goblin with the other one's skull. ... Yeah, yeah, I KNOW there's brain matter everywhere. It washes off with vinegar--stop vomiting, you're just going to make the stains stick! ... Ugh, what do you people want from me?"
I love goblin slayer. He is being taught about common sense.
Priestess is so cute 0:20
"List of things goblin slayer isn't allowed to do anymore."
*takes his time stabbing every goblin several hundred times*
GS: What? You said nothing about torture. ^__^
others: No more being effective!
GS: thats ok. theres a flour thing I learned recently.. that I wanna try anyways...