I’M SO HOT | Half Dead 2 #2

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  • In case you guys didn’t know... I’m so incredibly hot in this hot hot room of mine...
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Комментарии • 3,9 тыс.

  • @thomasdowney4390
    @thomasdowney4390 5 лет назад +5379

    Mark: I'm so hot
    Bob and Wade: Dying and bleeding
    Mark's reaction: close up kissing noises

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 5 лет назад +66

      Seems accurate

    • @czarchx9913
      @czarchx9913 4 года назад +36

      Me: FULL EMBRACES MARK'S HOTNESS

    • @amatanata
      @amatanata 3 года назад +30

      I recorded this on my phone when I originally watched the stream and sent it to my friend with no context. She was.. so... confused.

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 года назад +7

      Did you press your face against the screen when he was doing that?

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 3 года назад +8

      @@jameswent48 wtf

  • @arry9745
    @arry9745 5 лет назад +4594

    Bob: Reckless Abandon!
    Mark: I don't think we should have that much reckless abandon.
    Bob: *R E C K L E S S A B A N D O N*

  • @vincentconley9316
    @vincentconley9316 5 лет назад +3999

    Bob: [gets hit by a cannon, scrapes by with 2 health]]
    Wade: Hey Bob, I don't have a shoe.
    Bob: Yeah, yeah. *I have 2 health. We all have problems, Wade.*

    • @rowanhaskell3165
      @rowanhaskell3165 5 лет назад +68

      I see you watched the video too.

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 4 года назад +27

      Lol XD ya if I were Bob in that situation I wouldn't exactly feel any sympathy for Wade either

    • @ponicawilliams4443
      @ponicawilliams4443 4 года назад +6

      Vincent Conley yup

    • @CaedusDeorum
      @CaedusDeorum 4 года назад +7

      Read this right as they said that

    • @idontlikesand682
      @idontlikesand682 4 года назад +7

      Wow u watched the video

  • @LonelyHeroAnimates
    @LonelyHeroAnimates 5 лет назад +2552

    i love these videos and how enthusiastic he is about his mini fridge

    • @Zenarisu
      @Zenarisu 5 лет назад +44

      Why did i thought that was a sixth oven?

    • @lizzycrawford7271
      @lizzycrawford7271 5 лет назад +7

      hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
      im never happy without YOU😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

    • @LonelyHeroAnimates
      @LonelyHeroAnimates 5 лет назад +4

      @@lizzycrawford7271 yo and glad to see you are in a good mood!

    • @razormarkz
      @razormarkz 5 лет назад +5

      Of course he is, its a MINI fridge that gas FOOD, delicious

    • @blobloblob0186
      @blobloblob0186 5 лет назад +2

      I have a big fridge in my kitchen...

  • @tbreads7621
    @tbreads7621 5 лет назад +2389

    MARK HAS A FRIDGE IN HIS OFFICE
    He's a man who owns 5 ovens and 2 fridges. Infinity/10.

    • @kynwhovagoo3726
      @kynwhovagoo3726 5 лет назад +20

      what a legend

    • @BrieannaKeogh
      @BrieannaKeogh 5 лет назад +66

      But apparently no AC

    • @sphjinx1448
      @sphjinx1448 4 года назад +12

      BrieannaKeogh I think he does. But he can’t turn it on while recording because it’s loud.

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 года назад +2

      Ok captain obvious.

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 года назад +2

      He’s the unstoppable king of Squirrels!!!
      ..also fnaf lolz

  • @SallySue9725
    @SallySue9725 4 года назад +415

    Anyone else love the part where Mark keeps saying “I trust myself implicitly” while running into random rooms and then he almost immediately finds the area to the next floor lol

  • @adamfarnworth8213
    @adamfarnworth8213 5 лет назад +450

    Mark: **drinking coke with zero sugar and a hint of vanilla**
    Jack: ARE YOU STEALING MY SPONSORSHIP?!

    • @randogarbo5670
      @randogarbo5670 5 лет назад +11

      Adam Farnworth Do you have 90 minutes?

    • @Me-fp4ll
      @Me-fp4ll 5 лет назад +11

      It would be so funny but at the same time really sad if Mark got a sponsorship before Jack did lol

    • @thefrozenflames1658
      @thefrozenflames1658 5 лет назад +1

      MatPat would also be a slight bit angry

    • @Whatnoticus
      @Whatnoticus 5 лет назад

      @@randogarbo5670 Yes. *sits down and waits* I do.

    • @adamfarnworth8213
      @adamfarnworth8213 5 лет назад +1

      M e To be fair, yes but no. It would be funny because Jack would probably make an angry video about him raging that Mark go the sponsorship

  • @martinsoares1824
    @martinsoares1824 5 лет назад +527

    Nobody:
    Mark, with Careless Whisper playing in the background: i'M sO hOt

  • @lorc.251
    @lorc.251 4 года назад +358

    “Oh, I trust you with my liIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOAAAUUUGGHHH!!”
    “I DO NOT TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE”

  • @michelecalhoun702
    @michelecalhoun702 5 лет назад +1980

    I love when Bob says "Mark" so much he sounds like a chicken!! I also love the chicken with Bob's face on it!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @GalSal
    @GalSal 5 лет назад +368

    Bobs laugh is just the best in these games! Coupled with Wades random screaming and Marks...antics...I’m entertained. 🙌🏻

  • @shadywyvern
    @shadywyvern 5 лет назад +1168

    He was our Bob
    and he was die
    He *unintelligible mumbling*
    Something in my eye
    Nanobots in the tainted-Wooaahh
    For those who wanted to know the lyrics to Mark and Wade's dirge for Bob

  • @l3mxnad3
    @l3mxnad3 5 лет назад +310

    Mark: Drinks a zero sugar coca cola with a hint of vanilla.
    Jack: I'M SWITCHING TO PEPSI!

  • @jonarhax3388
    @jonarhax3388 5 лет назад +4480

    Anyone remember Tiny Box Tim? Yeah, he's a mini fridge now

  • @angeldevilson
    @angeldevilson 5 лет назад +1610

    Did anyone else expected Amy to come in with food and be like, WTF are you doing?

    • @MrSwiss6
      @MrSwiss6 4 года назад +20

      I wanted her to say that we all know he is

    • @PeppyPerson
      @PeppyPerson 3 года назад +11

      I would love if that happened XD.

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 года назад +28

      Tbh she is prob used to his antics and often disregards his noises and screams. 🤣

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile 2 года назад

      @@craftergamer9058 Noope 🙂

    • @MrMeme-lc6dm
      @MrMeme-lc6dm 2 года назад +1

      When?

  • @tanishak926
    @tanishak926 5 лет назад +1309

    0:04 was this just a set up to show off your mini fridge mark??

  • @iread2174
    @iread2174 5 лет назад +3475

    Is that a coca cola zero sugar with an added hint of vanilla?? Same great coke taste!

    • @mr.ugandanknucles6608
      @mr.ugandanknucles6608 5 лет назад +256

      Coke sponsors mark
      Jack: they ask you if your fine but you really aren't fine

    • @jameslasalle9712
      @jameslasalle9712 5 лет назад +22

      Of course it is mark would have nothing less

    • @zariah_thomas5844
      @zariah_thomas5844 5 лет назад +46

      You forgot the same great coke taste!!

    • @iread2174
      @iread2174 5 лет назад +7

      @@zariah_thomas5844 Crap

    • @jessicascott4675
      @jessicascott4675 5 лет назад +11

      Dude I was gonna comment this lmao

  • @SunsetKaiju
    @SunsetKaiju 5 лет назад +226

    I almost spit out my drink in laughter when Wade opened a door and just stood there staring into the void of lava
    12:22

  • @christalize763
    @christalize763 5 лет назад +631

    0:14
    Is that coke zero. Same great coke taste but now with zero sugar, and does that one have a hint of added vanilla?

  • @smeeeeeef
    @smeeeeeef 5 лет назад +1431

    @LixianTV
    LIXIAN YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN - thank you SO much for the screen flash warning!! I have chronic migraines (status migrainosus) and one of my triggers is bright light, especially sudden ones. That kind of thoughtfulness from other people helps make managing things a little easier. Your edits usually always make me laugh, but this simple little one made me so happy and just thankful for people like you who take people like me into consideration. Seriously, thank you.

    • @bluwuboi
      @bluwuboi 5 лет назад +61

      Sierra Davis I also get chronic sensory migraines and Lixian is a blessing

    • @thesammieboi8035
      @thesammieboi8035 5 лет назад +28

      You both look like the type of people to fake something so you can feel special

    • @sema1273
      @sema1273 5 лет назад +101

      @@thesammieboi8035 People can't comment anything anymore without being 'Called out',Leave people alone,Let them do whatever they please.

    • @KbenKR
      @KbenKR 5 лет назад +24

      I have chronic migraines too but here's the thing... I watched the stream... with no edits... on my phone... at 3 a.m... in complete darkness :)

    • @KbenKR
      @KbenKR 5 лет назад +64

      @@thesammieboi8035 you look like a type of person that has nothing to do all day except trolling in comments and making people feel bad while living in a sad lonely house with no job or family.

  • @LasagnaQueen
    @LasagnaQueen 5 лет назад +310

    18:10 While everybody is thirsty around here, here's the best moment; Muychicken.

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 4 года назад +9

      Underrated comment here

    • @PanthersfanK1772
      @PanthersfanK1772 4 года назад +8

      Like honestly as a straight girl the hot moments made me uncomfortable lol

    • @LasagnaQueen
      @LasagnaQueen 4 года назад +9

      @@PanthersfanK1772 What?

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 года назад +15

      Also, known in the streets as Little Skerm.
      *This is a reference to anyone who knows what game it's from*

    • @LasagnaQueen
      @LasagnaQueen 3 года назад +1

      @@messyalien5164 Y E S

  • @vociferouschaos
    @vociferouschaos 5 лет назад +1956

    "I'm so hot"
    Are you just realizing this?

  • @spencecents3473
    @spencecents3473 5 лет назад +683

    "This looks like a Mark kinda room"
    "YoU RiGht! You right. you right. YOU RiGhT!"
    *the meme survives*

    • @Maganac1
      @Maganac1 5 лет назад +11

      *Leans closer and whispers* you right

    • @spencecents3473
      @spencecents3473 5 лет назад +5

      @@Maganac1 Mark's ghost: *"yOu RiGhT"*

    • @spencecents3473
      @spencecents3473 5 лет назад +6

      @The Mirror is the Win Condition naruto runs and screams *YOu RiGHT*

    • @spencecents3473
      @spencecents3473 5 лет назад +2

      @The Mirror is the Win Condition I have comedy skills beyond belief.
      I hope....

    • @youmakemehappy7
      @youmakemehappy7 5 лет назад +1

      @The Mirror is the Win Condition tf?

  • @enderpony5678
    @enderpony5678 5 лет назад +46

    1:34
    Wade's laugh is the greatest thing I've ever heard

    • @sylvertonguephoenix
      @sylvertonguephoenix Год назад +3

      It's his revenge for every time someone said "Shuddup WaDE"

  • @rottenglitter9322
    @rottenglitter9322 5 лет назад +568

    Mark: *opens door*
    Bob: I trust you implicitly *runs headfirst into room*
    Bob: *dies*

    • @bijiehm3895
      @bijiehm3895 10 месяцев назад

      lol I read this as it happened

  • @xrayboomer2140
    @xrayboomer2140 5 лет назад +547

    Mark: Im so hot🔥. And he wonders why he was in blush blush 😔

  • @tinylittlesprout
    @tinylittlesprout 5 лет назад +635

    Mark: I’m So HoT *Staring into the camera making kissing noises and licking his lips*
    Me: 0.0

    • @weird_ghostix3889
      @weird_ghostix3889 4 года назад +33

      And that’s why I’m scrolling through the comments

    • @PanthersfanK1772
      @PanthersfanK1772 4 года назад +30

      Like honestly it just made me really uncomfortable lol xD

    • @ms.puppy_gacha5808
      @ms.puppy_gacha5808 4 года назад +23

      I feel violated from that

    • @Idk-rm7zp
      @Idk-rm7zp 4 года назад +4

      @@PanthersfanK1772 Yeah, and being 13 doesn't help...

    • @PanthersfanK1772
      @PanthersfanK1772 4 года назад +4

      @@Idk-rm7zp you have no idea how old i am i could be 25

  • @davidbailey8211
    @davidbailey8211 5 лет назад +2255

    "That's not how boobs or physics works."
    So, basically anime?

  • @spartangurl91
    @spartangurl91 5 лет назад +778

    Eyes/Ears: *Enjoying the entertainment*
    *Mark at 23:09 - 23:25 / 25:38 - 26:08 / 26:55 - 27:00 being sexy:
    Head: *What is happening? What... What is happening right now*

  • @HootyFruityOwl
    @HootyFruityOwl 5 лет назад +195

    Mark: I'm so hot
    Me: I'm so uncomfortable

  • @HunterPanoch
    @HunterPanoch 5 лет назад +84

    I appreciate that Lix always puts the flashing light warnings, it may be small to a lot of people but it's super important for others! Love u Lixian 💙

  • @SketchingPandaRen
    @SketchingPandaRen 5 лет назад +1829

    Mark: I'm so hot~ * proceeds to do bad sexy poses *
    Me: You need to chill

  • @AriiAniaismyname
    @AriiAniaismyname 3 года назад +31

    "Mark you're literally lagging" Bob says as his character is spazzing into the next dimension

  • @noemied.a3422
    @noemied.a3422 5 лет назад +216

    The soda : Coca cola zero with vanilla
    Every JSE fans watching this : **WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL**

  • @broken_clay5013
    @broken_clay5013 5 лет назад +210

    Is that the Coke Zero sugar, the same great coke taste now with a hint of added vanilla?!
    Do you have 90 minutes?

    • @pmrynex3056
      @pmrynex3056 5 лет назад +9

      I thought the exact same thing!

    • @trinf5511
      @trinf5511 5 лет назад +4

      gamernostalgia Damn I was going to comment that welp big brains think alike so 𝗕 𝗶 𝗴 𝗕 𝗿 𝗮 𝗶 𝗻!

    • @tylercobb2389
      @tylercobb2389 5 лет назад +1

      I only have 89 minutes sorry

  • @trickshot646
    @trickshot646 5 лет назад +22

    16:41
    Wade: sings a holsome song for his fallen comrade
    Mark: makes song about death and having something in his eye

    • @galladegamerletsplays
      @galladegamerletsplays 2 года назад +1

      they were basically singing the same thing and I feel like that makes it better

  • @isabellawang5203
    @isabellawang5203 5 лет назад +84

    25:37
    This is what I expected from that online dating game with the animals

  • @brittneypopovitch8279
    @brittneypopovitch8279 5 лет назад +174

    Lol mark is funny as hell plus still adorable even when he's trying to be sarcasticly seductive....

  • @abbadon2929
    @abbadon2929 5 лет назад +150

    25:36 “Mark you can continue to be hot now”
    *ad for love gloves*
    “I’m sO HoT

  • @Misshowzat
    @Misshowzat 5 лет назад +203

    Mark: I'm not a masochist guys
    Also Mark: Ooh chains

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 лет назад +365

    Mark forgetting to put up the gameplay screen is just an excuse for Lixian to flex his editing skills.

  • @whateveranimations6616
    @whateveranimations6616 4 года назад +59

    24:00 the show when im alone
    25:36 the show when mom walks in

  • @stupidbitch1729
    @stupidbitch1729 5 лет назад +637

    Before 23:10
    Me: Give this man air-conditioning
    After 23:10
    Me: **Screams intensely**

  • @veenachauhan4136
    @veenachauhan4136 5 лет назад +1853

    Mark: "I'm SO hot"
    *_Love him or hate him, he is spitting facts_*

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +49

      mark is a pretty boy, jack has a hot face that isn't a pretty boy's look and felix, he's just felix

    • @ihnayacookie6426
      @ihnayacookie6426 4 года назад +10

      @@jockeyfield1954 I don't like how much I agree with this 😂

    • @ajb9150
      @ajb9150 4 года назад +4

      no homo

    • @The_Firevenus
      @The_Firevenus 4 года назад +13

      @@jockeyfield1954 Felix just Felix until that one time people sees him with abs😂😂👏

    • @chickennumgit1055
      @chickennumgit1055 4 года назад +2

      @@jockeyfield1954 a Swedish duck whom everyone loves

  • @Sunny-ci9zf
    @Sunny-ci9zf 5 лет назад +22

    Thank you markiplier for making me laugh every time I’m down/sad. I was crying because of family issues and I just searched you up and I laughed because of you funny humor. I’m grateful this world has someone like you that could make anyone laugh and make anyone’s day. Thank you

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 года назад +1

      Sunny I know this is nine months old, but I hope things are better now. I too, have a toxic family, and sometimes it gets to be too much.

  • @getoutmyroommomimplayingmi6704
    @getoutmyroommomimplayingmi6704 5 лет назад +141

    Mark:"guess how far I went to get my drink"
    Wade:"what 3 feet"
    Mark:"my mini fridge"
    Both friends : *so shocked*
    Mark:MHHMMMMMMM

    • @DefiantPunk0810
      @DefiantPunk0810 5 лет назад +1

      I was the same way when I got my mini fridge. That attitude comes bundled with them.

    • @getoutmyroommomimplayingmi6704
      @getoutmyroommomimplayingmi6704 5 лет назад

      @@DefiantPunk0810 😂😂 I had a friend who had a mini fridge she named it tiny and it was her baby 😂😂

  • @sticklarry
    @sticklarry 5 лет назад +185

    I like how mark is obviously rich enough to buy anything resonable but still tries to flex getting a mini fridge.

    • @MotleyNerd
      @MotleyNerd 5 лет назад +22

      I mean, I don't blame him. Did you see that glass viewing door? That's a NICE mini fridge lol

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 5 лет назад +1

      might have gotten it from a store going out of business

    • @SStar-Girl
      @SStar-Girl 5 лет назад +5

      kaiseropium “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS”😂

  • @cara_macchi
    @cara_macchi 5 лет назад +29

    23:09 "i'm so hot"
    aw mark, we know you are

  • @guyvanarsdall7686
    @guyvanarsdall7686 5 лет назад +51

    23:14: Mark makes out with himself as "Careless Whisper" plays in the background.

    • @DefiantPunk0810
      @DefiantPunk0810 5 лет назад +1

      I'm so glad to find another person who knows where that is originally from.

  • @Quarth-tx2ud
    @Quarth-tx2ud 5 лет назад +391

    I GREW UP POOR!!!
    ... takes soda out of high quality mini fridge

    • @SilveryGrayWolf
      @SilveryGrayWolf 5 лет назад +4

      you can buy those on amazon there only 300 bucks

    • @JenIsHungry
      @JenIsHungry 5 лет назад +20

      @@SilveryGrayWolf only??? That's half my rent.

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 5 лет назад +8

      Jakeyard 99 just because he isn’t now doesn’t mean he wasn’t growing up ya know?

  • @lydiamayhew6398
    @lydiamayhew6398 5 лет назад +451

    Mark: I'm so hot
    Fangirls:TAKE THE SHIRT OFF TAKE THE SHIRT OFF!

    • @JLabz
      @JLabz 5 лет назад +55

      I think you meant to say *everyone*

    • @lydiamayhew6398
      @lydiamayhew6398 5 лет назад +20

      @@JLabz XD even boys?

    • @JLabz
      @JLabz 5 лет назад +30

      Skye Gacha
      Yes.

    • @lydiamayhew6398
      @lydiamayhew6398 5 лет назад +4

      @@JLabz XD

    • @ilikeyacutg874
      @ilikeyacutg874 5 лет назад +2

      I'm a Fan Not A FanGirl... Besides I'm A TomBoy..

  • @alyhamdy4850
    @alyhamdy4850 5 лет назад +441

    Sees markiplier drinking cocacola
    me : zero sugar with a hint* of vanila
    Me: where is jack?

    • @bestcookie5109
      @bestcookie5109 5 лет назад +5

      Hint of vanilla not mint

    • @alyhamdy4850
      @alyhamdy4850 5 лет назад +2

      @@bestcookie5109 sorry

    • @semicompetent6581
      @semicompetent6581 5 лет назад +5

      Aly Hamdy Its ok, don't worry

    • @bestcookie5109
      @bestcookie5109 5 лет назад +3

      @@alyhamdy4850 ya don't worry. It was just bothering me and wanted to let you know

    • @derpydinosaur8449
      @derpydinosaur8449 5 лет назад +3

      *jack yelling in the backround getting louder* IS THAT COKE COLA ZERO SUGAR WITH A HINT OF ADDED VANILLA?! GIVE ME SPONSORSHIP!! *tackles mark*
      now thats how it should've happened XD

  • @takiyabraswell464
    @takiyabraswell464 5 лет назад +25

    The thought of Lixian editing Mark’s “hotness” gives me LIFE

  • @leiwah6774
    @leiwah6774 3 года назад +12

    1:49 the forbidden frame

  • @kaylewolf
    @kaylewolf 5 лет назад +250

    MORK MORK MORK MORK MORK MORK MARK MARK MARK MORK MARK MORK MARK
    XD chicken bob lmao how does he say mark so fast without slipping up?
    such a fun series

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 4 года назад +10

      Kayleigh Haines “YES BOB? WHAT COULD IT BE? WHAT IS THE URGENCY?”

  • @jaycruz1
    @jaycruz1 5 лет назад +404

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    Mark: Im so hot...
    Me expecting normal gameplay: Nice..?

    • @rutsikio-4844
      @rutsikio-4844 5 лет назад +2

      👁👄👁

    • @kharasoul7274
      @kharasoul7274 5 лет назад +17

      NEVER expect a Normal let’s play when your watching Markiplier 😂

    • @jadeseaaa
      @jadeseaaa 5 лет назад +2

      Kayla Horn beat me to it 😂

    • @kyribetter
      @kyribetter 5 лет назад

      Kayla Horn what time of video?

    • @xxxconfusedidiotxxx
      @xxxconfusedidiotxxx 5 лет назад +4

      I really wanted Amy to walk in on that XD

  • @jackfoster4935
    @jackfoster4935 9 месяцев назад +3

    That mini fridge bit gives MASSIVE “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!” Energy.

  • @buggyman7006
    @buggyman7006 5 лет назад +198

    he's too HOT
    hot DAMN
    call the police and a fireman
    markimoo is hell incarnate confirmed

    • @Maxax16
      @Maxax16 5 лет назад +3

      I love that pfp xd
      hyped for s4

    • @schuychu
      @schuychu 5 лет назад +1

      Max
      Same!

  • @liz_king
    @liz_king 5 лет назад +121

    Bob to mark: "I TRUST YOU IMPLICITLY!"
    *Dies immediately*
    Mark: "Wow."
    XD

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 года назад

      No one cares.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 года назад

      @@jameswent48 and no one cares about you

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 3 года назад

      @@messyalien5164 he mustve been in a bad mood this isnt the only comment he replied to

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 года назад

      @@loganstewart3369 yeah I know, that's why I said that it was getting annoying

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 2 года назад

      I got you to 69 likes, your welcome

  • @carlosmejia1783
    @carlosmejia1783 5 лет назад +118

    25:37-26:07
    *puts phone down and walks away*
    *Grabs shampoo bottle to pour on face*
    Mom: WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
    Me: Washing my eyeballs from what I have just watched

  • @jupiter9132
    @jupiter9132 5 лет назад +206

    Mark: *donates and raises thousands for charities*
    Also Mark: *brags about his mini-fridge to his friends*

    • @Bloopaz
      @Bloopaz 5 лет назад +9

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @bobbyboi8813
      @bobbyboi8813 5 лет назад +7

      Millions actually

  • @plagued4ever603
    @plagued4ever603 5 лет назад +350

    Remember kids, it’s only a flesh wound. It will heal.

  • @icecreamlovertwt5998
    @icecreamlovertwt5998 5 лет назад +42

    Me: I wonder what mark has today
    Mark: I’m so hot I sooo hot I’m sooooooo hot

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine7765 5 лет назад +142

    "i went to my mini-fridge."
    Weird flex but okay.

    • @rykerjeffery9224
      @rykerjeffery9224 5 лет назад +2

      Sorenmine I think this was a running joke for years that one day he would get one and now he does. I don’t know for sure tho

  • @tahitinova546
    @tahitinova546 5 лет назад +376

    "Alright Mark, I f***ing trust you with my li-AAGH!!" Lmao 😂

    • @0verloaded
      @0verloaded 5 лет назад +1

      I would like, but it'd mess up the 123 count

    • @tahitinova546
      @tahitinova546 5 лет назад +2

      @@0verloaded

  • @veeonidas
    @veeonidas 5 лет назад +24

    23:07 Ahh
    Mark : I'm so hot !!!
    Me : YES !!! Damn hot !!! XD

  • @spookehghost
    @spookehghost 5 лет назад +278

    Markiplier: I'm so hooot
    Me: You right!
    Mark's amazing haha

    • @Sirlite0
      @Sirlite0 5 лет назад +5

      Me too man, me too

    • @KaigerKaiju
      @KaigerKaiju 5 лет назад +6

      you right

    • @htx_ysosafan6670
      @htx_ysosafan6670 5 лет назад +7

      We all have to agree that markiplier is hot

    • @evil_cat181
      @evil_cat181 5 лет назад +6

      Mark always hot

    • @MossyBoy_
      @MossyBoy_ 5 лет назад +3

      Please tell me this is not a train of fan girls... or boys :0

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 5 лет назад +239

    JACK: PLAYING MINECRAFT
    PEWDS: PLAYING MINECRAFT
    1 TO GO
    MARK: *LAUGHS NERVOUSLY*

    • @IndigoWolfTail
      @IndigoWolfTail 5 лет назад +32

      Markiplier was already doing Minecraft videos before it was the "new" cool thing to do.

    • @spencecents3473
      @spencecents3473 5 лет назад +14

      @@IndigoWolfTail yOu RiGhT

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 5 лет назад +8

      @@IndigoWolfTail: I love that Mark does his own thing and doesn't usually play something just because a lot of other people do.

    • @Stweetew
      @Stweetew 5 лет назад +4

      My god ypu bringing back the memory

    • @RileyIsntDead
      @RileyIsntDead 5 лет назад +3

      Mark could make another drunk Minecraft episode. You know, just one though.

  • @ebertingjoshua259
    @ebertingjoshua259 5 лет назад +87

    "It's getting hot in here"
    Me: so why don't u take of your cloths

    • @PetLover1116
      @PetLover1116 5 лет назад +3

      Eberting Joshua WOAH 😳 *markiplier has been banned*
      Me:
      “... well shit...”

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 4 года назад +5

      *cloths*

  • @maxinius6516
    @maxinius6516 5 лет назад +59

    I love how mark is flexing on us with a mini fridge

    • @shark_gaming_0
      @shark_gaming_0 5 лет назад +8

      Hamid who needs a mini fridge when you can carry around your actual fridge 🤷‍♂️

    • @adamfarnworth8213
      @adamfarnworth8213 5 лет назад +1

      Getyeetedplease Turtle

    • @maxinius6516
      @maxinius6516 5 лет назад +2

      @@shark_gaming_0 yeah but Mark has a mini fridge for his mini self

    • @maxinius6516
      @maxinius6516 5 лет назад +1

      @@sema1273 that's a good one

  • @uafgames9061
    @uafgames9061 5 лет назад +242

    Man, Mark, no wonder you were put in a dating game.

  • @ssjdaley
    @ssjdaley 5 лет назад +10

    Watching this with the subtitles on makes it so much better.

  • @theshortone4295
    @theshortone4295 5 лет назад +38

    Mark~flirts
    Me~ IM BEING ATTACKED

  • @Liam-ut1zh
    @Liam-ut1zh 5 лет назад +90

    If mark was a salesman and he pitched me something the way he showed us his fridge guess who’s buying that product

    • @TwelveNotes87
      @TwelveNotes87 5 лет назад +5

      Please he could could sell ice to people in Alaska.

  • @kissmeinuyashamylove
    @kissmeinuyashamylove 5 лет назад +17

    “I trusted you”
    “Don’t - that’s your mistake”
    yeah accurate

    • @burbldokbrandy4703
      @burbldokbrandy4703 7 месяцев назад

      I'm watching this video four years later. I hope whoever made this comment oh so long ago has done well through the past years since 2020, the pandemic, and so on🙏

  • @lostinthegray00
    @lostinthegray00 5 лет назад +34

    Mark: I’m so hot
    *stops for a bit*
    *dies*
    Bob: You can continue being hot
    Me: Plz nu

  • @letmethinkaboutthat6434
    @letmethinkaboutthat6434 5 лет назад +33

    Respect for marks t-shirt it's just so ... different...wearing a summer top inside a house...

  • @smithone1936
    @smithone1936 4 года назад +16

    Bob: Mark you're lagging * has world record fastest seizure*

  • @cocacolazerosugar7260
    @cocacolazerosugar7260 5 лет назад +103

    Mark: *sups CocaCola*
    Jack: AND THIS IS WHY I SWITCHED TO PEPSI

  • @kakooshhotaco9894
    @kakooshhotaco9894 5 лет назад +78

    Why
    What if Amy just walked in lmao

  • @nyLbackwards
    @nyLbackwards 5 лет назад +122

    23:13 i really don’t think words can explain how uncomfortable i am-

    • @cosam-shop
      @cosam-shop 5 лет назад +8

      I thought, I was the only one! Those winks! Just NOPE! 🖕

    • @Weird_Alchemist42
      @Weird_Alchemist42 5 лет назад +16

      I found myself being turned on- I mean what?

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 4 года назад +6

      TheDetonator42 Ew

    • @Weird_Alchemist42
      @Weird_Alchemist42 4 года назад +5

      @@CrystalRose1111 what? It's not like I'm *gay for Markiplier* or anything...😅

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 3 года назад +1

      @@Weird_Alchemist42 I think there some lies there.

  • @karmakey5841
    @karmakey5841 5 лет назад +78

    Mark if this whole RUclips thing flop you can always fall back on being "hot" for entertainment 😏🤣🤣

    • @sherwinantony9497
      @sherwinantony9497 5 лет назад +2

      Dude u can shut up .

    • @academicninja8532
      @academicninja8532 5 лет назад +5

      @@sherwinantony9497 That's so mean, why don't you shut up since your comment doesn't contribute in any meaningful way?

    • @sherwinantony9497
      @sherwinantony9497 5 лет назад +1

      Excuse moi

  • @averymelton7251
    @averymelton7251 5 лет назад +189

    No one:
    Mark: groaning, making suggestive faces "I'm so hot..."

    • @sheilaok4621
      @sheilaok4621 2 года назад +1

      Why's mark trying to be seductive towards the viewer and groan also him saying that he's so hot and he makes kissy noises or him doing sexy poses for the viewer? Lol

    • @sheilaok4621
      @sheilaok4621 2 года назад +1

      Why's mark groaning in this video while saying that he's so hot and stuff?

  • @Yadiloveswrasslin
    @Yadiloveswrasslin 5 лет назад +27

    Mark acknowledging his hotness
    Also me: YOU RIGHT!!!! 🤣😂♨️🔥

  • @matchamythix
    @matchamythix 5 лет назад +64

    Mark: "I'm so hot"
    Me: *discomfort intensifies *

  • @alexanderbrambleton3653
    @alexanderbrambleton3653 5 лет назад +524

    Bob: Caution is for bi**hes
    *Also Bob* : Safety, safety, solid, cool cool cool, neat neat neat

  • @Pandionish
    @Pandionish 5 лет назад +6

    Bob saying "Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark" and the chicken graphic is my new favorite thing.

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev 5 лет назад +43

    Mark: "Bandages are for ₱ØɄ₴₴₳ł₴"
    Wade: "Yeah, that's why I don't have any, you've got them all"
    *OMEGA OOF*

  • @Chubbs2206
    @Chubbs2206 5 лет назад +49

    0:30 Coke Zero sugar same great coke taste with no sugar now with a hint of vanilla
    Jacksepticeye reference

    • @sophieceleste4771
      @sophieceleste4771 5 лет назад +1

      OH THANKS now get it why everyone is spamming this in the comments

    • @dragoonwagoon3413
      @dragoonwagoon3413 5 лет назад

      Not that i ship them, but for whatever reason I read jacksepticeye as jacksepticplier... I have mixed emotions about this XD

  • @iss9313
    @iss9313 4 года назад +13

    Mark: "I'm so hot..."
    Me: "Damn Mark-"

  • @aprilbishop7864
    @aprilbishop7864 5 лет назад +56

    Mark: IM soooooo hot ( with jazz in the background)
    Me: what is happening 😑😂

    • @imadoor2205
      @imadoor2205 5 лет назад +3

      Mark being Mark thats whats going on

  • @Danganronpa2024
    @Danganronpa2024 5 лет назад +10

    1:18
    I KNEW IT!!
    Keanu can warp through walls AND time travel!
    He is ETERNAL!

  • @mishyfushiko5175
    @mishyfushiko5175 5 лет назад +50

    Mark : I'm so hot.
    Me : *giggling like a Giggliplier*

  • @dashinypunnymarsking
    @dashinypunnymarsking 5 лет назад +1578

    Mark: "that's not how boob physics work"
    Me, as a female: *looks down and does the same* "actually-"
    edit: time stamp is about 20:27

  • @charleskreisel674
    @charleskreisel674 5 лет назад +18

    0:14
    Me: Cool fridge.
    Jack: Is that Coke Zero, same Coke taste zero sugar, now with a hint of added vanilla?

  • @Sulfur67
    @Sulfur67 4 года назад +4

    I love how Lixian edited this one. The Bob chicken had me laughing so hard.

  • @SaintJohnYT
    @SaintJohnYT 5 лет назад +93

    *He still hasnt explained why hes in a different room. Why is he in a different room all of a sudden?*

    • @DefiantPunk0810
      @DefiantPunk0810 5 лет назад +10

      No fucking clue. Waiting on an answer myself so I don't feel like I missed something.

    • @adamfarnworth8213
      @adamfarnworth8213 5 лет назад +33

      SaintJohn He wanted to be with his mini fridge. Nothing matters to him except Amy, Chica, his fans and his mini fridge

    • @sirenrosel
      @sirenrosel 5 лет назад +3

      New office

    • @imwalkinghereha6820
      @imwalkinghereha6820 5 лет назад +3

      it’s because he was too hot for the other room. on this room, the mini fridge equalizes the hotness

  • @catalina1325
    @catalina1325 5 лет назад +17

    Me: Sees mark drinking coke zero sugar with a hint of added vanilla for great taste
    Jack: Mark are you drinking my sodah!!

  • @anyahtsutanagi1655
    @anyahtsutanagi1655 4 года назад +59

    Mark: that's not how boobs or physics work *stares at them intensely"
    Me: Yeah, cause YOU WOULD NOW MARK XD

  • @leahfestejo8125
    @leahfestejo8125 5 лет назад +44

    Wade: woah I'm being blown everywhere
    Mark: *dUdE i KnOw*
    😎😎😎