I’M SO HOT | Half Dead 2 #2
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- Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024
- In case you guys didn’t know... I’m so incredibly hot in this hot hot room of mine...
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Mark: I'm so hot
Bob and Wade: Dying and bleeding
Mark's reaction: close up kissing noises
Seems accurate
Me: FULL EMBRACES MARK'S HOTNESS
I recorded this on my phone when I originally watched the stream and sent it to my friend with no context. She was.. so... confused.
Did you press your face against the screen when he was doing that?
@@jameswent48 wtf
Bob: Reckless Abandon!
Mark: I don't think we should have that much reckless abandon.
Bob: *R E C K L E S S A B A N D O N*
I saved u from the devil
*R E C K L E S S A B A N D O N*
_...did I_ *STUTTER?!*
Same
@@messyalien5164
*R E C K L E S S A B A N D O N*
Bob: [gets hit by a cannon, scrapes by with 2 health]]
Wade: Hey Bob, I don't have a shoe.
Bob: Yeah, yeah. *I have 2 health. We all have problems, Wade.*
I see you watched the video too.
Lol XD ya if I were Bob in that situation I wouldn't exactly feel any sympathy for Wade either
Vincent Conley yup
Read this right as they said that
Wow u watched the video
i love these videos and how enthusiastic he is about his mini fridge
Why did i thought that was a sixth oven?
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
im never happy without YOU😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
@@lizzycrawford7271 yo and glad to see you are in a good mood!
Of course he is, its a MINI fridge that gas FOOD, delicious
I have a big fridge in my kitchen...
MARK HAS A FRIDGE IN HIS OFFICE
He's a man who owns 5 ovens and 2 fridges. Infinity/10.
what a legend
But apparently no AC
BrieannaKeogh I think he does. But he can’t turn it on while recording because it’s loud.
Ok captain obvious.
He’s the unstoppable king of Squirrels!!!
..also fnaf lolz
Anyone else love the part where Mark keeps saying “I trust myself implicitly” while running into random rooms and then he almost immediately finds the area to the next floor lol
Mark: **drinking coke with zero sugar and a hint of vanilla**
Jack: ARE YOU STEALING MY SPONSORSHIP?!
Adam Farnworth Do you have 90 minutes?
It would be so funny but at the same time really sad if Mark got a sponsorship before Jack did lol
MatPat would also be a slight bit angry
@@randogarbo5670 Yes. *sits down and waits* I do.
M e To be fair, yes but no. It would be funny because Jack would probably make an angry video about him raging that Mark go the sponsorship
Nobody:
Mark, with Careless Whisper playing in the background: i'M sO hOt
“Oh, I trust you with my liIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOAAAUUUGGHHH!!”
“I DO NOT TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE”
I love when Bob says "Mark" so much he sounds like a chicken!! I also love the chicken with Bob's face on it!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
18:10
THIS is amazing
This is a mom post
Someone get on this meow
@@edgegaming3381 what the actual fuck
Bobs laugh is just the best in these games! Coupled with Wades random screaming and Marks...antics...I’m entertained. 🙌🏻
He’s sooo hot~! Lol
He was our Bob
and he was die
He *unintelligible mumbling*
Something in my eye
Nanobots in the tainted-Wooaahh
For those who wanted to know the lyrics to Mark and Wade's dirge for Bob
Shadywyvern nanobots through the taint!
Time stamp?
@@kityeeeeeee 16:42
Bet you won’t see this after 2 years
@@enginepoweredfun3564 hello there
Mark: Drinks a zero sugar coca cola with a hint of vanilla.
Jack: I'M SWITCHING TO PEPSI!
Anyone remember Tiny Box Tim? Yeah, he's a mini fridge now
He has grown.
Tiny Fridge Fin
Tiny Fridge Tim
Remember tiny box tim?
*pointing at mini fridge* this is him now...feel old yet? xD
Mini fridge mark
Did anyone else expected Amy to come in with food and be like, WTF are you doing?
I wanted her to say that we all know he is
I would love if that happened XD.
Tbh she is prob used to his antics and often disregards his noises and screams. 🤣
@@craftergamer9058 Noope 🙂
When?
0:04 was this just a set up to show off your mini fridge mark??
I guess..😅😂
Nooe
A MAN WITH 5 MINI FRIDGE
You know it might very well be
Yep
Is that a coca cola zero sugar with an added hint of vanilla?? Same great coke taste!
Coke sponsors mark
Jack: they ask you if your fine but you really aren't fine
Of course it is mark would have nothing less
You forgot the same great coke taste!!
@@zariah_thomas5844 Crap
Dude I was gonna comment this lmao
I almost spit out my drink in laughter when Wade opened a door and just stood there staring into the void of lava
12:22
0:14
Is that coke zero. Same great coke taste but now with zero sugar, and does that one have a hint of added vanilla?
Do you have 90 minutes btw??
Thats big brain thinking
Let me introduce you to the one and only Sprite Cranberry
@@beluud5870 Watch the how did we get here liveshow world tour
Creeper
@LixianTV
LIXIAN YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN - thank you SO much for the screen flash warning!! I have chronic migraines (status migrainosus) and one of my triggers is bright light, especially sudden ones. That kind of thoughtfulness from other people helps make managing things a little easier. Your edits usually always make me laugh, but this simple little one made me so happy and just thankful for people like you who take people like me into consideration. Seriously, thank you.
Sierra Davis I also get chronic sensory migraines and Lixian is a blessing
You both look like the type of people to fake something so you can feel special
@@thesammieboi8035 People can't comment anything anymore without being 'Called out',Leave people alone,Let them do whatever they please.
I have chronic migraines too but here's the thing... I watched the stream... with no edits... on my phone... at 3 a.m... in complete darkness :)
@@thesammieboi8035 you look like a type of person that has nothing to do all day except trolling in comments and making people feel bad while living in a sad lonely house with no job or family.
18:10 While everybody is thirsty around here, here's the best moment; Muychicken.
Underrated comment here
Like honestly as a straight girl the hot moments made me uncomfortable lol
@@PanthersfanK1772 What?
Also, known in the streets as Little Skerm.
*This is a reference to anyone who knows what game it's from*
@@messyalien5164 Y E S
"I'm so hot"
Are you just realizing this?
Underrated comment.
@@razormarkz cringe
Y’all back off he’s taken
@@Grammarpolice-o7p I'm not coming onto him. I'm acknowledging the fact that I'm not blind and can clearly see he's attractive
@@razormarkz that a f*cking tfs reference?
"This looks like a Mark kinda room"
"YoU RiGht! You right. you right. YOU RiGhT!"
*the meme survives*
*Leans closer and whispers* you right
@@Maganac1 Mark's ghost: *"yOu RiGhT"*
@The Mirror is the Win Condition naruto runs and screams *YOu RiGHT*
@The Mirror is the Win Condition I have comedy skills beyond belief.
I hope....
@The Mirror is the Win Condition tf?
1:34
Wade's laugh is the greatest thing I've ever heard
It's his revenge for every time someone said "Shuddup WaDE"
Mark: *opens door*
Bob: I trust you implicitly *runs headfirst into room*
Bob: *dies*
lol I read this as it happened
Mark: Im so hot🔥. And he wonders why he was in blush blush 😔
X studio's 21 true
Mark: I’m So HoT *Staring into the camera making kissing noises and licking his lips*
Me: 0.0
And that’s why I’m scrolling through the comments
Like honestly it just made me really uncomfortable lol xD
I feel violated from that
@@PanthersfanK1772 Yeah, and being 13 doesn't help...
@@Idk-rm7zp you have no idea how old i am i could be 25
"That's not how boobs or physics works."
So, basically anime?
I honestly can't go against that
David Bailey I meannnn... he’s not wrong
You're absolutely right! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!
Half Dead best anime
The future is now!!
Eyes/Ears: *Enjoying the entertainment*
*Mark at 23:09 - 23:25 / 25:38 - 26:08 / 26:55 - 27:00 being sexy:
Head: *What is happening? What... What is happening right now*
I am so sorry that you had to go back and watch this again •-•
What do you mean? He was being sexy from 0:00 to 27:51
@@yourhomesliceishere more sexy than normal
Fuck thank u
I couldn't stop laughing. 😂🤣
Mark: I'm so hot
Me: I'm so uncomfortable
I appreciate that Lix always puts the flashing light warnings, it may be small to a lot of people but it's super important for others! Love u Lixian 💙
Mark: I'm so hot~ * proceeds to do bad sexy poses *
Me: You need to chill
Literally.
You need to calm down *in Taylor Swift voice*
You say chill when he poses next to a fridge
😂😂😂
The world can't handle this hotness.
"Mark you're literally lagging" Bob says as his character is spazzing into the next dimension
The soda : Coca cola zero with vanilla
Every JSE fans watching this : **WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL**
I miss Jack saying that every 5 seconds
I was just thinking that
Is that the Coke Zero sugar, the same great coke taste now with a hint of added vanilla?!
Do you have 90 minutes?
I thought the exact same thing!
gamernostalgia Damn I was going to comment that welp big brains think alike so 𝗕 𝗶 𝗴 𝗕 𝗿 𝗮 𝗶 𝗻!
I only have 89 minutes sorry
16:41
Wade: sings a holsome song for his fallen comrade
Mark: makes song about death and having something in his eye
they were basically singing the same thing and I feel like that makes it better
25:37
This is what I expected from that online dating game with the animals
👁👄👁
Lol mark is funny as hell plus still adorable even when he's trying to be sarcasticly seductive....
25:36 “Mark you can continue to be hot now”
*ad for love gloves*
“I’m sO HoT
No one cares.
James went 94 people seemed too🧐
Hi I bet you won’t see this after 2 years but I wanted to ask you how’s life goin?
Mark: I'm not a masochist guys
Also Mark: Ooh chains
Mark forgetting to put up the gameplay screen is just an excuse for Lixian to flex his editing skills.
Like always, duh!!
24:00 the show when im alone
25:36 the show when mom walks in
Before 23:10
Me: Give this man air-conditioning
After 23:10
Me: **Screams intensely**
*fangirls have entered the chat*
I need an adult
@@bipstymcbipste5641 He IS an adult.
@@roognatehbloodedge6203 No. No, he is not
I had to make that a GIF moment 😏
Mark: "I'm SO hot"
*_Love him or hate him, he is spitting facts_*
mark is a pretty boy, jack has a hot face that isn't a pretty boy's look and felix, he's just felix
@@jockeyfield1954 I don't like how much I agree with this 😂
no homo
@@jockeyfield1954 Felix just Felix until that one time people sees him with abs😂😂👏
@@jockeyfield1954 a Swedish duck whom everyone loves
Thank you markiplier for making me laugh every time I’m down/sad. I was crying because of family issues and I just searched you up and I laughed because of you funny humor. I’m grateful this world has someone like you that could make anyone laugh and make anyone’s day. Thank you
Sunny I know this is nine months old, but I hope things are better now. I too, have a toxic family, and sometimes it gets to be too much.
Mark:"guess how far I went to get my drink"
Wade:"what 3 feet"
Mark:"my mini fridge"
Both friends : *so shocked*
Mark:MHHMMMMMMM
I was the same way when I got my mini fridge. That attitude comes bundled with them.
@@DefiantPunk0810 😂😂 I had a friend who had a mini fridge she named it tiny and it was her baby 😂😂
I like how mark is obviously rich enough to buy anything resonable but still tries to flex getting a mini fridge.
I mean, I don't blame him. Did you see that glass viewing door? That's a NICE mini fridge lol
might have gotten it from a store going out of business
kaiseropium “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS”😂
23:09 "i'm so hot"
aw mark, we know you are
23:14: Mark makes out with himself as "Careless Whisper" plays in the background.
I'm so glad to find another person who knows where that is originally from.
I GREW UP POOR!!!
... takes soda out of high quality mini fridge
you can buy those on amazon there only 300 bucks
@@SilveryGrayWolf only??? That's half my rent.
Jakeyard 99 just because he isn’t now doesn’t mean he wasn’t growing up ya know?
Mark: I'm so hot
Fangirls:TAKE THE SHIRT OFF TAKE THE SHIRT OFF!
I think you meant to say *everyone*
@@JLabz XD even boys?
Skye Gacha
Yes.
@@JLabz XD
I'm a Fan Not A FanGirl... Besides I'm A TomBoy..
Sees markiplier drinking cocacola
me : zero sugar with a hint* of vanila
Me: where is jack?
Hint of vanilla not mint
@@bestcookie5109 sorry
Aly Hamdy Its ok, don't worry
@@alyhamdy4850 ya don't worry. It was just bothering me and wanted to let you know
*jack yelling in the backround getting louder* IS THAT COKE COLA ZERO SUGAR WITH A HINT OF ADDED VANILLA?! GIVE ME SPONSORSHIP!! *tackles mark*
now thats how it should've happened XD
The thought of Lixian editing Mark’s “hotness” gives me LIFE
1:49 the forbidden frame
MORK MORK MORK MORK MORK MORK MARK MARK MARK MORK MARK MORK MARK
XD chicken bob lmao how does he say mark so fast without slipping up?
such a fun series
Kayleigh Haines “YES BOB? WHAT COULD IT BE? WHAT IS THE URGENCY?”
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Mark: Im so hot...
Me expecting normal gameplay: Nice..?
👁👄👁
NEVER expect a Normal let’s play when your watching Markiplier 😂
Kayla Horn beat me to it 😂
Kayla Horn what time of video?
I really wanted Amy to walk in on that XD
That mini fridge bit gives MASSIVE “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!” Energy.
he's too HOT
hot DAMN
call the police and a fireman
markimoo is hell incarnate confirmed
I love that pfp xd
hyped for s4
Max
Same!
Bob to mark: "I TRUST YOU IMPLICITLY!"
*Dies immediately*
Mark: "Wow."
XD
No one cares.
@@jameswent48 and no one cares about you
@@messyalien5164 he mustve been in a bad mood this isnt the only comment he replied to
@@loganstewart3369 yeah I know, that's why I said that it was getting annoying
I got you to 69 likes, your welcome
25:37-26:07
*puts phone down and walks away*
*Grabs shampoo bottle to pour on face*
Mom: WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Me: Washing my eyeballs from what I have just watched
Mark: *donates and raises thousands for charities*
Also Mark: *brags about his mini-fridge to his friends*
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Millions actually
Remember kids, it’s only a flesh wound. It will heal.
A flesh wound? Your arm’s off!
"Nugget is getting a little light headed"
Tis but a scratch
"What are r u going to do, BLeED oN Me?
WE ARE THE NIGHTS THAT SAY ‘NI’
Me: I wonder what mark has today
Mark: I’m so hot I sooo hot I’m sooooooo hot
"i went to my mini-fridge."
Weird flex but okay.
Sorenmine I think this was a running joke for years that one day he would get one and now he does. I don’t know for sure tho
"Alright Mark, I f***ing trust you with my li-AAGH!!" Lmao 😂
I would like, but it'd mess up the 123 count
@@0verloaded
23:07 Ahh
Mark : I'm so hot !!!
Me : YES !!! Damn hot !!! XD
Markiplier: I'm so hooot
Me: You right!
Mark's amazing haha
Me too man, me too
you right
We all have to agree that markiplier is hot
Mark always hot
Please tell me this is not a train of fan girls... or boys :0
JACK: PLAYING MINECRAFT
PEWDS: PLAYING MINECRAFT
1 TO GO
MARK: *LAUGHS NERVOUSLY*
Markiplier was already doing Minecraft videos before it was the "new" cool thing to do.
@@IndigoWolfTail yOu RiGhT
@@IndigoWolfTail: I love that Mark does his own thing and doesn't usually play something just because a lot of other people do.
My god ypu bringing back the memory
Mark could make another drunk Minecraft episode. You know, just one though.
"It's getting hot in here"
Me: so why don't u take of your cloths
Eberting Joshua WOAH 😳 *markiplier has been banned*
Me:
“... well shit...”
*cloths*
I love how mark is flexing on us with a mini fridge
Hamid who needs a mini fridge when you can carry around your actual fridge 🤷♂️
Getyeetedplease Turtle
@@shark_gaming_0 yeah but Mark has a mini fridge for his mini self
@@sema1273 that's a good one
Man, Mark, no wonder you were put in a dating game.
Watching this with the subtitles on makes it so much better.
Mark~flirts
Me~ IM BEING ATTACKED
If mark was a salesman and he pitched me something the way he showed us his fridge guess who’s buying that product
Please he could could sell ice to people in Alaska.
“I trusted you”
“Don’t - that’s your mistake”
yeah accurate
I'm watching this video four years later. I hope whoever made this comment oh so long ago has done well through the past years since 2020, the pandemic, and so on🙏
Mark: I’m so hot
*stops for a bit*
*dies*
Bob: You can continue being hot
Me: Plz nu
Respect for marks t-shirt it's just so ... different...wearing a summer top inside a house...
Bob: Mark you're lagging * has world record fastest seizure*
Mark: *sups CocaCola*
Jack: AND THIS IS WHY I SWITCHED TO PEPSI
Why
What if Amy just walked in lmao
Wilford NO I think you underestimate their relationship lol
Rikachoo lmao yeah I guess.
Sounds like fun
23:13 i really don’t think words can explain how uncomfortable i am-
I thought, I was the only one! Those winks! Just NOPE! 🖕
I found myself being turned on- I mean what?
TheDetonator42 Ew
@@CrystalRose1111 what? It's not like I'm *gay for Markiplier* or anything...😅
@@Weird_Alchemist42 I think there some lies there.
Mark if this whole RUclips thing flop you can always fall back on being "hot" for entertainment 😏🤣🤣
Dude u can shut up .
@@sherwinantony9497 That's so mean, why don't you shut up since your comment doesn't contribute in any meaningful way?
Excuse moi
No one:
Mark: groaning, making suggestive faces "I'm so hot..."
Why's mark trying to be seductive towards the viewer and groan also him saying that he's so hot and he makes kissy noises or him doing sexy poses for the viewer? Lol
Why's mark groaning in this video while saying that he's so hot and stuff?
Mark acknowledging his hotness
Also me: YOU RIGHT!!!! 🤣😂♨️🔥
Mark: "I'm so hot"
Me: *discomfort intensifies *
Bob: Caution is for bi**hes
*Also Bob* : Safety, safety, solid, cool cool cool, neat neat neat
Alexander Hedrington I guess bob’s a bitch
@@jonathanwells223 lol
Bob saying "Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark" and the chicken graphic is my new favorite thing.
Mark: "Bandages are for ₱ØɄ₴₴₳ł₴"
Wade: "Yeah, that's why I don't have any, you've got them all"
*OMEGA OOF*
0:30 Coke Zero sugar same great coke taste with no sugar now with a hint of vanilla
Jacksepticeye reference
OH THANKS now get it why everyone is spamming this in the comments
Not that i ship them, but for whatever reason I read jacksepticeye as jacksepticplier... I have mixed emotions about this XD
Mark: "I'm so hot..."
Me: "Damn Mark-"
Mark: IM soooooo hot ( with jazz in the background)
Me: what is happening 😑😂
Mark being Mark thats whats going on
1:18
I KNEW IT!!
Keanu can warp through walls AND time travel!
He is ETERNAL!
Mark : I'm so hot.
Me : *giggling like a Giggliplier*
Mark: "that's not how boob physics work"
Me, as a female: *looks down and does the same* "actually-"
edit: time stamp is about 20:27
i'm a guy. If i was a female i would do the same, just to be sure...
@@gooolinus01 XD
linus L oof. It's true though
linus L possible
Mavors same lol😂
0:14
Me: Cool fridge.
Jack: Is that Coke Zero, same Coke taste zero sugar, now with a hint of added vanilla?
I love how Lixian edited this one. The Bob chicken had me laughing so hard.
*He still hasnt explained why hes in a different room. Why is he in a different room all of a sudden?*
No fucking clue. Waiting on an answer myself so I don't feel like I missed something.
SaintJohn He wanted to be with his mini fridge. Nothing matters to him except Amy, Chica, his fans and his mini fridge
New office
it’s because he was too hot for the other room. on this room, the mini fridge equalizes the hotness
Me: Sees mark drinking coke zero sugar with a hint of added vanilla for great taste
Jack: Mark are you drinking my sodah!!
Mark: that's not how boobs or physics work *stares at them intensely"
Me: Yeah, cause YOU WOULD NOW MARK XD
Wade: woah I'm being blown everywhere
Mark: *dUdE i KnOw*
😎😎😎