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    Barotrauma continues with an even more terrible adventure than before... Bob Wade and I try to explore the terrifying ocean in CAMPAIGN MODE!! It somehow turned hilarious because I've never laughed harder than when I was facing my certain doom beneath the waves of Europa! This really is a Drowning Simulator...
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  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 4 года назад +2982

    Bob: "So you're not an engineer then, Mark?"
    Mark: *flashbacks to college and almost becoming an engineer*
    I feel you Mark, I could've been a doctor

  • @VenomQuill
    @VenomQuill 3 года назад +3347

    *At Mark's funeral*
    Funeral guy: "Lastly, Mark wanted his last words before his death said. 'Don't you dare leave me, help me, help me, you fucking bastards.'"

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 4 года назад +952

    I love how much they committed to the husk infection bit, especially Wade with the clicking and not talking lol

    • @dailyyy5979
      @dailyyy5979 2 года назад +32

      im pretty sure if they used ingame voice chat then the game would've turned off wade's voice chat

    • @Bruh-d
      @Bruh-d 2 года назад +3

      @@dailyyy5979 From what I remember it only stops text chat

    • @dailyyy5979
      @dailyyy5979 2 года назад +15

      @@Bruh-d it doesnt, it stops both voice and text. ive played the game

    • @Bruh-d
      @Bruh-d 2 года назад +7

      @@dailyyy5979 Hmm I didn't know that, I play the game but I don't use Voice Chat really and nobody else has told me about the Voice Chat thing before.

    • @dailyyy5979
      @dailyyy5979 2 года назад +9

      @@Bruh-d its fine, but yeah husk infection affects voice chat

  • @bloodisfrightening1203
    @bloodisfrightening1203 3 года назад +2622

    Wade the literal security officer “I don’t wanna go outside”
    Mark the weak doctor with no weapons *Goes outside performs action movie keeping up with the sub with a handheld swimming device and tries to fight a monster that is like 1 1/2 times bigger than him with a device meant to repair the hull all because he was the only one with the balls to do it, he gets mauled and escapes and lives to tell the tale*
    What an absolute chad

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +77

      Action and horror movies, everyone

    • @angelicaboribor157
      @angelicaboribor157 2 года назад +92

      Yeah he literally kept the ship alive lol

    • @Deltajugg
      @Deltajugg 2 года назад +30

      Yeah, you're pretty much *not* supposed to go outside a speeding submarine to fight a swarm of alien sharks in the dark oceanic depths of another planet's moon with a weapon not designed for water combat and a single magazine against creatures that survive dozen bullets from a large coilgun cannon in their natural environment. Mark should not belittle Wade so much for it, he was the dumb one in this.

    • @DoubleADwarf
      @DoubleADwarf 2 года назад +118

      @@Deltajugg yeah, nah, Wade _absolutely deserves it._

    • @yourfreindlyneighborhoodbl7592
      @yourfreindlyneighborhoodbl7592 2 года назад +12

      mark is chad

  • @mocchikun5364
    @mocchikun5364 4 года назад +4009

    Mark: "I'll be the healer"
    Mark in the whole video: medic/engineer/security officer

    • @ariq45
      @ariq45 4 года назад +220

      Mark/Wade/Bob= 100% crew survival
      Wade/Bob= 25% crew survival

    • @SageSchispell
      @SageSchispell 4 года назад +221

      Mark: *infects Wade with parasites*
      Also Mark: *basically fixes everything on the ship and runs medical and engineering by himself*
      Wade: We're all trying to win.
      Also Wade:

    • @themedineer2508
      @themedineer2508 4 года назад +19

      Eyy somone call me

    • @dovehq1031
      @dovehq1031 4 года назад +18

      He also gave Wade a fentanyl overdose soooooo

    • @artemisyayou
      @artemisyayou 4 года назад +11

      He's a doctor AND an engineer

  • @sentinel7672
    @sentinel7672 4 года назад +5354

    "Wade laughs as I drown"
    *one week later*
    "I shoved a ton of eggs into Wade for science"

  • @chiquitadave3304
    @chiquitadave3304 3 года назад +1540

    After playing 400 hours of this game and capturing almost every creature I can say for sure that Mark is a different kind of creature than anything I've ever faced.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Год назад +19

      Hey, nice work on perfecting the game!

    • @chiquitadave3304
      @chiquitadave3304 Год назад +31

      @ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 I can assure you most of that is due to luck more so than skill. That and the stun baton plus some chloro hydrate are key to keeping beasts subdued

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 Год назад +22

      Mark is truly the Most Dangerous Game.....

    • @manmoth4
      @manmoth4 7 месяцев назад +25

      I'm pretty sure the guy trying to get in was the Mark from the last game still stuck outside

    • @cease7777
      @cease7777 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@manmoth4 That is absolutely hilarious to think about. Probably where his shotgun wounds came from too.

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 3 года назад +5333

    Wade: Gunner
    Bob: Pilot
    Mark: Medic/Engineer/Security Officer/Everything else
    Perfectly balanced, *as all things should be.*

    • @jakepencil6912
      @jakepencil6912 3 года назад +334

      Mark: *doing everything*
      Wade: I’m a gunner, not a talker!

    • @landonletterman831
      @landonletterman831 3 года назад +212

      * sticking eggs in Wade *
      Mad scientist?

    • @landonletterman831
      @landonletterman831 3 года назад +59

      @@jakepencil6912 he said, in the middle of getting paid to talk while playing video games, lol

    • @henrygrim5039
      @henrygrim5039 3 года назад +129

      This isn’t perfectly balanced! Clearly Bob is doing too much work, Mark could pick up the slack

    • @dragonblade8460
      @dragonblade8460 2 года назад +54

      Literally mark ran himself ragged trying to maintain that sub and defend it

  • @Shadow-zm9py
    @Shadow-zm9py 4 года назад +3909

    Mark: Dies slow and dramatic death
    Wade: _WHEEZE_

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 4 года назад +30

      Report Wade: Bad teammate

    • @anujayabandu572
      @anujayabandu572 4 года назад +21

      It was funny

    • @pedrorhodes6206
      @pedrorhodes6206 4 года назад +37

      Probably he could only wheeze due to the tentacles

    • @x170doom9
      @x170doom9 4 года назад +4

      Anyone else think that the sub exploding and sinking was similar to the kursk

    • @Hi-Im-Gib
      @Hi-Im-Gib 3 года назад +19

      Wade: struggles to speak as his body is slowly transforming into an empty soulless husk...
      Mark and Bob: I n t e r e s t I n g

  • @Normangandr
    @Normangandr 4 года назад +3772

    Wade: Is literally choking from alien tentacle infection
    Mark: *YoU wAnT sOmE eSsEnTiAl OiLs?*

    • @rainthesomber
      @rainthesomber 4 года назад +98

      How Anti-vaxxers be like XD

    • @UncleRussian.
      @UncleRussian. 4 года назад +102

      @@rainthesomber oh yeah, I've once saw a Reddit post where mom legit asked "how do I make my son take essential oils? I've tried adding them into his food while he isn't looking and sneaking them in, but he still doesn't want to take them!" some people are so fucking insane...

    • @UncleRussian.
      @UncleRussian. 4 года назад +44

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts dude I think she was for real... I'll send you that comment if I find it again. But yeah... There are a lot of parents out there who shouldn't be parents. It's kinda the same as with teachers. Some of the teachers just want to make kids life hell and becoming a teacher is the easiest way. And some parents just want to torture their kids... Not physically. Well sometimes physically too, but that's another extreme.

    • @MrPingn
      @MrPingn 4 года назад +23

      Oils and tentacles. Insert hentai joke here.

    • @UncleRussian.
      @UncleRussian. 4 года назад +13

      @Zed V Man I feel bad for your mother. First a 9 month wait, then the insane pain and now this is the result. Shame really

  • @tealishpotato
    @tealishpotato Год назад +530

    Between Wade being stuffed with eggs, Mark getting blown up by potassium, "Cap'n STOP THE BOAT" and "I'm hearing no blasting!", this is easily one of the funniest videos Markiplier's ever graced us with. I don't even know how many times I've come back to rewatch this, and it's still absolutely hilarious.

    • @VainKillersFunHouse
      @VainKillersFunHouse 10 месяцев назад +36

      Bob: "NEGITIVE 10 METERS! HES INSIDE US NOW! STILL NOT HEARING ANY BLASTING!!"
      Wade: " I'm sorry you can't hear my guns BOB!"
      I came back to watch mark infect wade for retaliation for going back to run over his already dead body.

    • @sporkboy7380
      @sporkboy7380 9 месяцев назад +10

      Literally this is my most rewatched series, I wish they'd return but I know the mechanics were a bit complex

    • @equestrianmidnight5619
      @equestrianmidnight5619 8 месяцев назад +3

      Super late, but I completely agree, I've rewatched this video and the previous one with Wade wheezing as Mark drowns. Twice.

    • @equestrianmidnight5619
      @equestrianmidnight5619 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@sporkboy7380 Mark said that's why they haven't come back to this game? Because that seems a touch weak, they look like they're having fun.

    • @zakariasamad9851
      @zakariasamad9851 3 месяца назад

      Same

  • @theroyalnapkin379
    @theroyalnapkin379 3 года назад +396

    "He died to a f***ing banana"
    this is my new favorite quote

  • @evelynnvernaz
    @evelynnvernaz 4 года назад +4813

    Mark: YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN
    *flashback*
    Mark: *drowning*
    Bob: *attempting to help but unable to do it*
    Wade: *laughing maniacally*

    • @Abysslz
      @Abysslz 4 года назад +46

      Eva Garcia that’s exactly what happened 😂

    • @emperorslasher6261
      @emperorslasher6261 4 года назад +34

      PTSD

    • @UnJust_DiO
      @UnJust_DiO 4 года назад +22

      Not even maniacally. Just laughing at mark like he always does

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 4 года назад +6

      Eva Garcia only I this time the explosion happened PRIOR to the death of mark

    • @JadedOne420
      @JadedOne420 4 года назад +7

      *i tHiNk YoU mEaN*
      _Fishbach_

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben 4 года назад +3394

    What Mark said: "I'll be a doctor."
    What Mark meant: "You are a disease, and I am the cure!"

    • @goobea
      @goobea 4 года назад +150

      Mark be like “my cure is most effective against the great pestilence”

    • @nelraak5233
      @nelraak5233 4 года назад +87

      That's SCP-049 summed up pretty well

    • @mas567chiefboredom5
      @mas567chiefboredom5 4 года назад +16

      plague doctor

    • @TonTonTheBard
      @TonTonTheBard 4 года назад +38

      Markiplier?
      More like....
      **SCP-049**

    • @nights_the_nightingale
      @nights_the_nightingale 4 года назад +26

      His cure is MOST effective

  • @moon_misery
    @moon_misery 4 года назад +534

    52:40
    place marker for when i need a good laugh

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 3 года назад +46

      -10 meters. He's inside us! 😂😂😂

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR 3 года назад +10

      So true, that is one of my favorite moments in markiplier history.

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 2 года назад +7

      I love how there's a certain point right after Wade says: "I'm a gunner not a talker!" where they all just break down laughing and take a minute inside a sinking submarine.

    • @federex0789
      @federex0789 2 года назад +5

      @@ryshow9118 Blast em!
      Wait no-
      No blasting-
      Absolutely zero blasting!
      Im not a talker im a gunner!
      And Wade's just like...
      *moaning from wade*
      *wade now making "pew pew pew" noises*

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 4 года назад +2661

    "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license."

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 года назад +37

      "Wait a second..."

    • @andrewthomasprism9388
      @andrewthomasprism9388 3 года назад +66

      I appreciate a good Team Fortress 2 Reference.

    • @m.a.r.s5789
      @m.a.r.s5789 3 года назад +6

      @@andrewthomasprism9388 me too.

    • @Cassimfan
      @Cassimfan 3 года назад +5

      @@andrewthomasprism9388 Same.

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 3 года назад +66

      *Mark injecting Wade with eggs*
      Wade: Are you sure this will work?
      Mark: Haha, I have _no idea!_

  • @joshuarogers4774
    @joshuarogers4774 4 года назад +881

    "He died from a banana."
    I lost it at that

    • @avarnyx8483
      @avarnyx8483 3 года назад +14

      69 likes, i apologise, but i cannot like this comment, even though i want to real bad

    • @Sp1tfire_5316
      @Sp1tfire_5316 2 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard I was crying and coughing at the same time

    • @bloodwraith729
      @bloodwraith729 2 года назад +1

      @scp 2521 Bananas contain potassium chloride, potassium nitrate (highly explosive) is what killed mark.

    • @spencertang5155
      @spencertang5155 2 года назад

      Point still stands, potassium killed mark.

  • @YeloughAnixPriest
    @YeloughAnixPriest 4 года назад +3616

    Wade: *clicking noises and alien appendages intensify*
    Mark: E S S E N C E O F L A V E N D E R

    • @Nico-rz1zd
      @Nico-rz1zd 4 года назад +33

      Gotta love the anti-vaccers 😂😂😂

    • @JadedOne420
      @JadedOne420 4 года назад +41

      _an essential oil a day keeps the coronavirus away_

    • @Gatastrophe
      @Gatastrophe 3 года назад +21

      @@JadedOne420 *an essential oil a day keeps aging away*

    • @God_Is_Just
      @God_Is_Just 3 года назад +1

      Honestly who are you too judge? Seriously? Not to be rude but you are being very rude, and honestly very judgemental. It’s an opinion that people have and quite frankly it’s none of your business anyway.

    • @Gatastrophe
      @Gatastrophe 3 года назад +25

      @@God_Is_Just someone is mad that they can't handle a joke

  • @firstpersonstudios5514
    @firstpersonstudios5514 4 года назад +1921

    13:20 Bob: "Um, do you know what's actually gonna happen to him?"
    Mark: _idk, i just kinda shoved a bunch of eggs inside him..._
    Wade: *wHaT wAs tHaT?*

    • @jordanlavergne7041
      @jordanlavergne7041 2 года назад +33

      The way the shadow from the door closing obscured Wade for a split second as he turned around. Perfect timing

  • @_nr193
    @_nr193 2 года назад +937

    Wade: ‘Could I get some Tylenol’
    Mark: ‘Best I can do is meth…’

    • @A_Shrubbery1901
      @A_Shrubbery1901 9 месяцев назад +13

      German medics in ww2 be like

    • @Poli.Zygotikk
      @Poli.Zygotikk 9 месяцев назад +6

      That's definitely a line that has been said in actual healthcare at some point 😂😂😭

    • @wargamesmaster
      @wargamesmaster 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@A_Shrubbery1901 Not just German soldiers, I think I remember a story about a Finnish soldier having one hell of a bad trip after consumming all the meth that were for his entire team.

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@A_Shrubbery1901Doctors in the 1900s*

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 2 месяца назад +1

      @@wargamesmasterbroken horrible

  • @Guy-jh2ri
    @Guy-jh2ri 4 года назад +461

    Wade:mute,heavily infected with alien in his throat
    Everyone: HE'S FINE

  • @Crazy_Bomb
    @Crazy_Bomb 4 года назад +479

    I have never needed something more than I need this whole episode animated.

    • @Winter5587
      @Winter5587 4 года назад +13

      I.. would like that very much too, that’d be amazing xD

    • @neleitengard
      @neleitengard 4 года назад +3

      Yaaaaas

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel 4 года назад +3

      Especially that last bit with the Hammerhead XD

    • @thefakejoel7323
      @thefakejoel7323 4 года назад +2

      Hecc yeah

    • @sebastiantschatordai
      @sebastiantschatordai 4 года назад +3

      So, who is going to do the animating?

  • @JSLing-vv5go
    @JSLing-vv5go 2 года назад +275

    I love how Mark makes an effort to say things like "Yes, Captain" to Bob to get into the roleplay of it, but when it comes to being a medical officer, he immediately violates the Hippocratic Oath by shooting Wade full of drugs and then infecting him with a space parasite.

    • @furygeist
      @furygeist Год назад +22

      I get the feeling he's a PhD doctor, not an MD doctor. 😂

    • @RGBUnknown
      @RGBUnknown 11 месяцев назад +11

      He didn't violate anything. It was for science.

  • @Athena-kl7oj
    @Athena-kl7oj 3 года назад +1018

    Mark every episode: *goes outside and dies*
    Mark: Ok, time to do some repairs
    Mark: *goes outside*
    Bob: *drives*
    Mark: *Intense, existential panic* NO STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT

  • @ArisaHarumi
    @ArisaHarumi 4 года назад +4132

    Can confirm: Ethel's last words were, "I need diving gear!"

    • @Swivelbot
      @Swivelbot 4 года назад +250

      They were actually “can’t breathe!”

    • @mushroomman7319
      @mushroomman7319 4 года назад +26

      Nuuuu

    • @Syrianlove678
      @Syrianlove678 3 года назад +63

      That's so sad lmfao 😂

    • @JRWubbz11
      @JRWubbz11 3 года назад +14

      They were cant breathe

    • @Kir0nixx_
      @Kir0nixx_ 3 года назад +12

      I can just see that in an obituary

  • @Mandaraminu
    @Mandaraminu 4 года назад +310

    "I Really hope if you die before me, i wont just burst out laughing at your funeral!"
    -Wade 2019

    • @sway9661
      @sway9661 4 года назад +1

      MandaraMinu best quote of wade ever lol

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big 4 года назад +4427

    Bob: "we are gonna be fine as long as no one has stuffed the eggs into wade."
    Mark: "Question!"
    Bob: "yes?"
    Mark: "I have been doing nothing but stuffing eggs into Wade"

    • @m.a.r.s5789
      @m.a.r.s5789 3 года назад +97

      nice reference

    • @scarf_it3681
      @scarf_it3681 3 года назад +281

      You...what?
      Mark: All I've been doing is stuffing eggs into Wade for the past three days

    • @theoneunknown429
      @theoneunknown429 3 года назад +138

      @@scarf_it3681 WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN STUFFING THEM?

    • @leozar69
      @leozar69 3 года назад +12

      Yes. 😐👍

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 3 года назад +83

      @@theoneunknown429 ^A horde of ocean monster-people break through the wall^
      ^Clicking and hissing and unholy shrieking^
      ^AI allies pretty much just stand around uselessly and die^
      Mark, Bob, and Wade: "There's a hole in the wall!" ^Mark screaming^ "This was NOT my fault!"

  • @Brotrooper360
    @Brotrooper360 2 года назад +135

    I think the fact that Ethel died, went unnoticed for several minutes, and the corpse was eventually found locked in a room with a single red light and the other npc was the funniest part of this video. That's literally some urban horror story

  • @sarahsims7706
    @sarahsims7706 4 года назад +4414

    The moral of the story:
    *Don't let Mark be the doctor*

    • @StarkSpider24
      @StarkSpider24 4 года назад +98

      Has Mediplier taught them nothing?

    • @damndaniel7618
      @damndaniel7618 4 года назад +17

      Finally an original comment other than quotes from mark's

    • @bradythebro7107
      @bradythebro7107 4 года назад +14

      How it would have went
      Bob or wade (don’t hate I’m bad at names) :can you heal me
      Mark:sure someone get the guns

    • @ThePyrusKnight
      @ThePyrusKnight 4 года назад +12

      I dunno... i think the moral is 'Don't let Mark be doctor when you let him die/kinda sorta killed him on purpose last time.' :p

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 года назад +8

      He learns mechanical engineering not medical science

  • @joshuasmith6038
    @joshuasmith6038 4 года назад +912

    “Oops that was not medicine” -Medic

  • @rachelbennett6464
    @rachelbennett6464 3 года назад +966

    I miss this game. I'm glad he's having fun with new games, but this was an absolute delight. I keep coming back for the giggles

    • @mooska2579
      @mooska2579 3 года назад +14

      Same

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 2 года назад +10

      Same

    • @Moriartea_chan
      @Moriartea_chan 2 года назад +30

      Same! I'd love it if they would it give it another try.

    • @konradbukowski8740
      @konradbukowski8740 2 года назад +31

      @@Moriartea_chan especially now that it has been heavily updated.

    • @christianprinzo7722
      @christianprinzo7722 2 года назад +4

      @@konradbukowski8740 I come back to this video all the time, one of my favorites

  • @OmniAngel00
    @OmniAngel00 4 года назад +582

    I originally felt bad for Wade, then I remembered that he ran over Mark's drowned corpse while laughing lol

  • @funifulentertainment
    @funifulentertainment 4 года назад +821

    This whole episode was just "Damnit Bob I'm a Doctor not an Engineer"

    • @zduke
      @zduke 4 года назад +23

      I don't have enough alt accounts to like this comment as much as it deserves.

    • @arskeeno
      @arskeeno 4 года назад +22

      Mark is literally Bones

    • @jojoschmoa2042
      @jojoschmoa2042 4 года назад +4

      Damnit Jim I’m a doctor

    • @pedrorhodes6206
      @pedrorhodes6206 4 года назад +2

      "doctor"

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 4 года назад +3

      Funiful Entertainment he could’ve been an engineer...

  • @austinj8776
    @austinj8776 4 года назад +591

    "I think Mark has been an excellent doctor."
    Flashback to past Mark: "Shut up, Nurse!!! I know what's best!!!"

    • @mischievousgames9130
      @mischievousgames9130 4 года назад +13

      The laser was not a good tool for him to use

    • @grammarnazi6672
      @grammarnazi6672 4 года назад +4

      Ah, memories.

    • @mischievousgames9130
      @mischievousgames9130 4 года назад +1

      But who was a better doctor, PewDiePie or Markiplier?

    • @mischievousgames9130
      @mischievousgames9130 4 года назад +2

      This reminds me of plasma burst two where you can kill everything with a defibulator

    • @tenma8857
      @tenma8857 4 года назад

      Mischievous Games Damn.. i miss doin that

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 2 года назад +558

    “I think we’re getting better”
    Mark: intentionally poisoning someone but managing to keep them alive
    Seems right

    • @Badsy_the_Edgecat
      @Badsy_the_Edgecat 2 года назад +6

      its funny, also, how in the very next mission wade is completely fine

    • @Badsy_the_Edgecat
      @Badsy_the_Edgecat 2 года назад +5

      as if, like, he wasnt minutes from a chestburster situation

  • @JSLing-vv5go
    @JSLing-vv5go 4 года назад +206

    I would be so happy if there were more Barotrauma... This game creates really funny situations.

    • @endermanwithalowercasee
      @endermanwithalowercasee 3 года назад +18

      There are some videos on Bob's channel Mark never posted, from just a few months ago.

  • @TenderLemonWedge
    @TenderLemonWedge 4 года назад +912

    Lmao the bot's convos on the top right are entertaining though.
    Bot 1: Do you hear that?
    Bot 2: Hear what?
    Bot 1: Some deep groaning from the outside.
    Bot 2: Are you having gas again?

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 3 года назад +120

      Yeah, bots should say stuff more often in games.
      There's also:
      "You hear that deep moaning?"
      "It's the crab-men! I told you about this!"

    • @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961
      @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 3 года назад +31

      @@galladegamer3579 they smell like crabs but they kiss like people

    • @jadogsimmons9563
      @jadogsimmons9563 3 года назад +3

      why does this kinda stuff exist lOl

    • @atermite9583
      @atermite9583 3 года назад +4

      timestamp

    • @iamafuckingfailure
      @iamafuckingfailure 3 года назад +1

      probably, considering how jodee was more bugged than cyberpunk 2077

  • @MotleyNerd
    @MotleyNerd 4 года назад +529

    Mark: "I can be healer!"
    Also Mark: *Shoots Wade with fentanyl*
    Also Also Mark: *Brings dead bodies infested with alien eggs into the sub and extracts them to implant them into Wade*
    Also Also Also Mark: *Blows himself and the sub up with potassium*

    • @ianlawvoiceover1056
      @ianlawvoiceover1056 4 года назад +5

      I wanna know why the fuck they had such an addictive substance on their voyage

    • @imaginationpowers4355
      @imaginationpowers4355 4 года назад +4

      When you actually have a reason for blaming the team healer.

    • @ladyelvan821
      @ladyelvan821 4 года назад +6

      Because Fentanyl is a pain killer, an opioid (which is why people OD on it). It's SUPPOSED to be used to heal people!

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 11 месяцев назад

      @@ladyelvan821 It doesn't heal people; it helps prevent some people from feeling certain pains. It has zero healing factors, and can be argued it's not good for healing, because it's tricking your body into not feeling pain, and pain is a direct nervous response alerting our body something is wrong in the pained area. Simply not feeling pain doesn't = healing

    • @mesasimonson6612
      @mesasimonson6612 Месяц назад

      What's weird is I think he originally hit him with the broad-spectrum antibiotics, which one would think would be harmless, but then they hurt him, so he proceeded to give him an insanely dangerous, addictive painkiller

  • @MagrokAlpha
    @MagrokAlpha 4 года назад +114

    "I hate to say it but I think we're getting better?"
    This line gets funnier every time I think through what all went on in this session.

  • @Thecommander248
    @Thecommander248 4 года назад +84

    53:10 That whole sequence is a perfect example of communication in the military.

  • @mackenziewilliams7936
    @mackenziewilliams7936 4 года назад +807

    Everyone but Wade: is dying
    Wade: You bought potassium to save me (uncontrolled laughing) and we all died (more crazy laughing) We died to f**king bananas!!(wheezing)

  • @treblekitten
    @treblekitten 4 года назад +419

    the bloopers at the beginning is like me in the middle of a break down trying to word shit lmao

    • @catycottage
      @catycottage 4 года назад +1

      Riskyy 29 did you comment the same thing on every comment?!

    • @tellmywifiloveher6474
      @tellmywifiloveher6474 4 года назад +4

      @@riskyy2657 ... no he didn't. probably. stop excessively promoting your channel, mate

    • @dirty_pylon
      @dirty_pylon 4 года назад

      samee

    • @kyndall5074
      @kyndall5074 4 года назад +2

      @@riskyy2657 I checked all your vids, mark never commented. Why are you saying the same comment on literally every other comment?

    • @mastersprogram
      @mastersprogram 4 года назад +1

      @@kyndall5074 advertising that's sadly why

  • @natelecarde962
    @natelecarde962 4 года назад +359

    "We'll pick up this campaign later." Its been 4 months since this statement.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +30

      Over a year now

    • @lukakatunaricskaro
      @lukakatunaricskaro 3 года назад +34

      Honestly, I'd love it if they came back to this game.

    • @artwizardsam3238
      @artwizardsam3238 3 года назад +11

      This was the funniest video. I too wish they come'd back to it.

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 3 года назад +24

      This series was so funny, it’s a shame there was only 3 episodes

    • @guytheencrypted601
      @guytheencrypted601 3 года назад +1

      Its been abt 3 yrs now bub

  • @ElectricPikachu64
    @ElectricPikachu64 4 года назад +189

    "Wade ditches Mark in the middle of the ocean twice"
    9 days later
    "Mark shoves eggs in Wade's body"

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 4 года назад +674

    Mark: “Captain, stop the boat, Stop The Boat, STOP THE BOAT!!!!!!”
    Captain: “Bababababababababababa”

    • @myriahkeays3846
      @myriahkeays3846 4 года назад +1

      Brian Bommarito 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrHazardous-me4ug
    @MrHazardous-me4ug 4 года назад +230

    “He’s now -10 meters away he’s inside us now and I still hear no blasting “ I died on that part lol

    • @sondrahyder2753
      @sondrahyder2753 4 года назад +9

      @Mr. Hazards1109 I completely lost it when he said that; Bob is a genius.

    • @okiedokie6595
      @okiedokie6595 4 года назад

      Yep me too and mark died aswell

  • @ethanrocks8159
    @ethanrocks8159 2 года назад +576

    Mark: “I’ll be the doctor!”
    Also Mark: *Wastes the medical supplies because he’s shooting random drugs into people*

    • @techstuff9198
      @techstuff9198 2 года назад +31

      And he still did his job and theirs better than they did.

    • @ethanrocks8159
      @ethanrocks8159 2 года назад +6

      @@techstuff9198 you right

    • @mackenzieokelley6454
      @mackenzieokelley6454 2 года назад +3

      So the Gregory House school of medicine?

  • @Daily_Meat_Dealer
    @Daily_Meat_Dealer 3 года назад +311

    Wade's the type of person to leave a submarine and forget to close the hatch

  • @rafivjehian3971
    @rafivjehian3971 4 года назад +800

    Bob : "ohh, we need to buy batteries, fuel, and stuff"
    Wade : "I'm gonna spend my money on shotgun shells"

    • @braedoncottrell5389
      @braedoncottrell5389 4 года назад +6

      And then he didn’t ever even use a gun

    • @AdmiralXyes
      @AdmiralXyes 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like me in real life

    • @JakNekon
      @JakNekon 4 года назад

      @@AdmiralXyes " Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns" Brain Gremlin from Gremlins 2.....and, apparently, Wade.

  • @GuardianAkumu
    @GuardianAkumu 4 года назад +224

    "He died to a f*cking banana!"
    -wade 2019

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 4 года назад +1

      I feel that wade is just deliberately being an assholes in at least half these collabs.
      I guess I just don't like him, tis' all

  • @lankycide77
    @lankycide77 3 года назад +82

    "Mission complete, despite our efforts, Captain!" - Mark, Bob, and Wade, probably. Dang, I really hope they play this again.

  • @dweebus7843
    @dweebus7843 2 года назад +66

    4:58 Little did Mark know his fentanyl syringe would cause widespread chaos later.

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 2 года назад +4

      this is the first comment ive seen about that fentanyl thing, good catch

  • @CucumberSadness
    @CucumberSadness 4 года назад +571

    "We died to a banana"
    Is this worms.

    • @Azmodari
      @Azmodari 4 года назад +18

      (Says in a high pitch voice) IN COMMING!

    • @JoseManuelCigoySegura7239
      @JoseManuelCigoySegura7239 4 года назад +5

      i was drinking when that happen, oh boy that was a huge mistake XD

  • @tysonvert7027
    @tysonvert7027 4 года назад +631

    I love how Mark becomes the doctor and almost immediately begins subjecting Wade to medical testing.

    • @olessalvesen
      @olessalvesen 4 года назад +24

      Tyson Vert
      First step on the medical studies are evil scientific research on civilians

    • @vanhouston460
      @vanhouston460 4 года назад +11

      I pulled a muscle in my throat laughing at this.

    • @SonicDashie759
      @SonicDashie759 4 года назад +6

      "Come over here! I promise I will heal you!"

    • @Z3tr_____
      @Z3tr_____ 4 года назад

      😂👍🏽

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter 4 года назад +7

      @@vanhouston460 in your throat, hmm?

  • @SurrealLumberJack
    @SurrealLumberJack 4 года назад +102

    Mark: "I'm a doctor. I know what's best." *Manic laughter*

  • @JanaenaeYT
    @JanaenaeYT 2 года назад +151

    The greatest mystery life has to offer:
    How the hell did Mark, Bob and Wade only make 3 Barotrauma videos?

    • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
      @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles Год назад +26

      I've said similar things about Jacksepticeye's Hitman series, or Robbaz's entire channel, there's just some videos where the creator's personality, and/or the lack of similar content of that specific game or thing, make it to where you can't find those kind of videos anywhere else; and there's just something about the interaction between these 3 that make it so, with Bob being the favorite son, Wade being the accident, and Mark being the overprotective mom that's just the perfect combination for this game, and unable to be found anywhere else.
      Bob did make 4 videos with Wade and Mark that aren't of any of these sessions, so technically that's 7, and Jack did make one video with all 3. I wish Wade recorded his POV of that session where he left Mark to die, I bet his face was reaching shades of red that aren't on the spectrum. This game was the best.

    • @furygeist
      @furygeist Год назад +15

      I wish they'd revisit this game. It's such a perfect clusterf*ck every time.

    • @GustavoLima-wf5ti
      @GustavoLima-wf5ti Год назад +14

      @@furygeist Ah yes, Markiplier and abandoning amazing playthroughs, there is no better duo.

    • @Juicy-KingDerp
      @Juicy-KingDerp Год назад +8

      @@GustavoLima-wf5ti how i wish that wasnt true

  • @BobBob-zg5lz
    @BobBob-zg5lz 4 года назад +460

    Bob: “Did you put the husk eggs in Wade?”
    Mark: “Nooo”
    Also Mark 2 minutes earlier: -shoves everything into Wade-

  • @glitchmaster5274
    @glitchmaster5274 4 года назад +379

    Bob: “-10 meters, he’s inside us! I still don’t hear any blasting.”
    Me: *Giggling while simultaneously choking on Sour Patch Kids Extremes*

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel 4 года назад +15

      "I'm hearing leaks in the ship now" I literally fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard XD

    • @kutagore
      @kutagore 4 года назад +1

      "Hehehehe-ack,-URK"

    • @glitchmaster5274
      @glitchmaster5274 4 года назад

      DamageIncM Whoops! Thanks for the catch.

    • @NoOne-tx5qj
      @NoOne-tx5qj 4 года назад

      Glitchmaster 527 I’m not angry, but please attach a time stamp either next time you make this type of comment or please edit it into this one

  • @hconfection4433
    @hconfection4433 2 года назад +65

    For some reason, I can see this becoming a sitcom with the three of them going:
    Bob : WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING?? I COULDNT HEAR ANY GUNSHOTS!
    Wade: IM A GUNNER, NOT A TALKER!!
    Mark : *looks into the camera like on the office*
    Also mark when he’s alone being interviewed by the cameraman like the kardashians :
    Cameraman : so... what’s your job again?
    Mark: sigh... I’m the medic, engineer, chef, security officer, monster hunter OUTSIDE THE SUB, and... everything else

  • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
    @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles Год назад +47

    "I didn't even kill you, I just infected you with eggs"
    Yeah, eggs that kill you.

  • @PenTroupe
    @PenTroupe 4 года назад +585

    If Mark says “This is fine.”, it is definitely not fine.

  • @seed8686.
    @seed8686. 4 года назад +1293

    “Like a pizza”
    Me: “what if the pizza is cold?”

    • @kkparise7668
      @kkparise7668 4 года назад +23

      big chungus I only enjoy cold pizza

    • @monavines3079
      @monavines3079 4 года назад +3

      Like an uncooked pizza

    • @qwizzle5778
      @qwizzle5778 4 года назад +2

      Then you place it in an oven.

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 4 года назад +6

      Mm.
      Does not matter. Hot, cold, blazing, freezing, pizza is pizza. Unless its a leaning tower.
      Unless it has pinapples and mushrooms on it, then. Then it shall die. Burn it, freeze it, feed it to the fishes and hope they get poisoned.

    • @emmaranft331
      @emmaranft331 4 года назад +1

      Digornio.

  • @skelegnome9487
    @skelegnome9487 3 года назад +65

    Mark: "I have a funny feeling its gonna end poorly for us"
    Top 10 famous last words

  • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
    @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles 3 года назад +36

    44:59 is when Ethel starts screaming for help

  • @Envy1359
    @Envy1359 4 года назад +149

    27:25 Mark's most common way to die in this game. Drowning. And Wade still laughs at him for drowning. So much for The Drowned Man project.

  • @liu790625
    @liu790625 4 года назад +503

    Wade: “I can’t shoot things top right on us”
    Boss Fight Start
    Bob: ”It’s perfect position...”
    “TOP RIGHT ON US!”

  • @Miguel-cz6cs
    @Miguel-cz6cs 3 года назад +54

    Around 53:13 Wade: "I'm a gunner not a talker" Made me laugh soo hard😂😂😂.

  • @gametronlabs6644
    @gametronlabs6644 3 года назад +37

    I know this video was awhile back but I found out that Wade might have missed a button prompt. If you get the tentacle mouth. You can infect other people with the husk infection. Also if Wade died. He would have been a zombie and would have attacked everyone.

  • @thehammer5011
    @thehammer5011 4 года назад +73

    At marks funeral his family is gonna just be in the front crying while bob and wade are just snickering

    • @Beanibirb
      @Beanibirb 3 года назад +1

      Mark would probably sit up in his casket just staring at them at that point

  • @JarloftheNorth
    @JarloftheNorth 4 года назад +101

    Mark: Puts husk eggs in Wade
    Also Mark: Gets blown up by potassium
    This, ladies and gentlemen, is a demonstration of what I like to call "Karma"

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 3 года назад +95

    Wade: "I don't get paid to talk!"
    Also Wade: * is literally in the middle of getting paid to talk over video games *

  • @giantseamonster8485
    @giantseamonster8485 3 года назад +51

    Wade: How about something to lower the fever, like Tylenol?
    Mark: How about some *_meth?_*

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu 4 года назад +120

    44:38 “We interrupt this mental breakdown to bring you a special promo”

  • @Idkkkkkkkkkize
    @Idkkkkkkkkkize 4 года назад +80

    26:45 "You could have a smart me" *blows self up* NAILED IT!

  • @juanlicudo9280
    @juanlicudo9280 4 года назад +99

    The doctor when mark had surgery: Hes fine why is he screaming in pain
    Mark when wade has the husk infection: He fine theres nothing wrong with him

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 4 года назад +17

    11:53
    Friendship: a calm stroll while one of you always hold a gun to someone else’s head.

  • @nuckchorris499
    @nuckchorris499 4 года назад +147

    This was his revenge, turning Wade into a egg incubator

  • @Alex-sk2kh
    @Alex-sk2kh 4 года назад +44

    43:00
    "You for the first time, two seconds ago, finally-- POWER! POWERRRRRRRR!"
    Holy shit, I'm crying. I love Bob.

  • @matthollands7771
    @matthollands7771 3 года назад +15

    This episode should have just been named "Irony" because literally everything that happens causes an ironic twist.
    Mark deciding to shove Wade full of the eggs > Wade being infected now means they have to try to cure him for round two > While trying to cure him they end up bringing potassium on board > Leading to Mark's demise.
    Etc. I almost died from laughing at this! My face and sides hurt 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikewazowski471
    @mikewazowski471 3 года назад +18

    Bob: wants them to start shooting
    Wade: "So anyways I stopped blasting"

  • @Heather_no_numbers
    @Heather_no_numbers 4 года назад +208

    26:54
    Mark's karma for shoving husk eggs in Wade.

    • @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293
      @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 4 года назад +8

      He Didn't Deserve It, He Did It, Because Wade Did The Same Thing To Him Before.

    • @shadowwraith4763
      @shadowwraith4763 2 года назад +1

      @@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 Why are all your words capitalized

    • @mlgamings6110
      @mlgamings6110 2 года назад +2

      @@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 No? When did Wade do that to Mark?

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 4 года назад +64

    Bob: Captain/Helmsman
    Wade: Gunnery Officer
    Mark: Doctor, Engineer, Technician, Security Guard, Assistant, Clown

    • @hououinkyouma6629
      @hououinkyouma6629 4 года назад +2

      Mark and Bob is the only one doing stuff Wade is just there XD

    • @Sunnyboy-ob4xz
      @Sunnyboy-ob4xz 4 года назад

      I get that referrence lol

  • @PenguinFondue
    @PenguinFondue 2 года назад +39

    Oh man, this episode was such a JOY

  • @ikermont
    @ikermont 4 года назад +15

    1:33
    "Oh no, there's things we have to do"
    *mood*

  • @darenabryant9100
    @darenabryant9100 4 года назад +71

    "I don't know why of all the things that makes Wade laugh, it's me dying."

  • @BraeburnTheBeef
    @BraeburnTheBeef 4 года назад +126

    When your entire crew is busy arguing with each other and you just wanted oxygen
    Ethel: *chuckles* I'm in danger

  • @JS-my4jw
    @JS-my4jw 4 года назад +36

    Wade: "I'm the gunner"
    Also Wade: *refuses to shoot anything or perform security officer duties; getting Mark to do his job for him*

  • @rukatzu9121
    @rukatzu9121 3 года назад +13

    The fact that Mark has to do everything himself, even tasks that are not in his area of expertise, is so god damn funny

  • @misplacedsp_ace
    @misplacedsp_ace 4 года назад +403

    Ethel's last words:
    Where are the oxygen tanks?
    Can't breathe!

    • @neonblkhole
      @neonblkhole 2 года назад +9

      Your cat. Is precious. Give them chin scritches from me plz

  • @mhiac3516
    @mhiac3516 4 года назад +340

    “You guys remember when I was fine and healthy and alive-“
    “You’re fine!”
    “Wh-“
    “YoU’rE FiNe!!!”

  • @xanderanmadman
    @xanderanmadman 4 года назад +22

    52:40 I have never laughed so hard in my life. 😂

  • @SteampunkDoctorWho
    @SteampunkDoctorWho 2 года назад +9

    52:41 The panic in Bob's voice is priceless. I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @deerlyqueery
    @deerlyqueery 4 года назад +2733

    Me, a Chemistry Major: *Sees the Potassium on a submarine* O no-

    • @Zayats_MW
      @Zayats_MW 4 года назад +178

      Bro this is elementary school knowledge. You don't have to have a chemistry major to know that potassium + water = very bad

    • @dylanconfer1116
      @dylanconfer1116 4 года назад +214

      'Element-ary' nice

    • @CalmClamFam
      @CalmClamFam 4 года назад +382

      Zajec You underestimate how much kids don’t pay attention or remember anything they learned in school

    • @academicninja8532
      @academicninja8532 4 года назад +91

      I know potassium reacts with water but is the reaction really THAT violent?

    • @Flevir
      @Flevir 4 года назад +197

      @@academicninja8532 Depends on the amount of potassium, but yes. Look up videos on here of people putting potassium in water, it's basically a small grenade.

  • @apollo6409
    @apollo6409 4 года назад +285

    "THIS IS FINE..."
    I am, for some reason, unconvinced. I wonder why.

  • @victordavis4421
    @victordavis4421 2 года назад +42

    Mark, you said "we'll pick this campaign up later." Well good sir, it's been 2 long depressing years and most of us have been good so can we please get some more of this comedy gold 🙏 🥺

  • @Ms.Anonymous
    @Ms.Anonymous Год назад +10

    I love how seriously Wade committed to the eggs bit 😂😂😂
    Completely silent after the game said he was mute LMAO

  • @elizajohnson8945
    @elizajohnson8945 4 года назад +1032

    bob: “oh no there’s things we have to do”
    me when we actually have to do work in school.

    • @theDeathgirl045
      @theDeathgirl045 4 года назад

      Same

    • @oweirevan2061
      @oweirevan2061 4 года назад

      yo same

    • @JawJelly
      @JawJelly 4 года назад

      School:
      S so
      C chronical
      H hire
      O orange
      O oats
      L lol

    • @waterprince
      @waterprince 4 года назад +4

      I understand the pain. (Yay 8th grade)
      S even
      C ruel
      H ours
      O f
      O ur
      L ives

    • @araamahasla555
      @araamahasla555 4 года назад

      @@JawJelly School:
      S - i
      C - want
      H - to
      O - kill
      O - myself
      L

  • @pixelwhisper1999
    @pixelwhisper1999 4 года назад +775

    Mark "Infects Wade with alien eggs"
    Wade "Almost dies on the first mission"
    Mark: Lets buy medical supplies to save Wade!
    Potassium *explodes on contact with water, killing Mark*
    Mark: . . . tHis iS yOuR FaUlT WADE!!!

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine 4 года назад +15

      Sweet sweet karma

    • @miltongo100
      @miltongo100 4 года назад +23

      @@Code_Machine No wonder Wade was laughing at Mark when he was burning to death.

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 4 года назад +4

      Pixel Whisper it kinda is tho...
      If wade knew not to trust mark they’d be fine

    • @josuenieves5069
      @josuenieves5069 4 года назад +6

      Really it's Bob's fault as he is the one who bought Potassium

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +6

      @@josuenieves5069 I'd say it was Mark's fault, for shoving a bunch of eggs into Wade, so they bought the Potassium

  • @alterreb4775
    @alterreb4775 3 года назад +14

    I can just imagine wade at mark's funeral saying"he would've wanted it this way" as he continues to uncontrollably wheeze

  • @valianthorizon6890
    @valianthorizon6890 4 года назад +32

    “SHUT UP NURSE! I’m the doctor! Of course I know what’s best!”
    -Markiplier-