THIS IS FINE...
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- Опубликовано: 26 окт 2019
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Barotrauma continues with an even more terrible adventure than before... Bob Wade and I try to explore the terrifying ocean in CAMPAIGN MODE!! It somehow turned hilarious because I've never laughed harder than when I was facing my certain doom beneath the waves of Europa! This really is a Drowning Simulator...
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Bob: "So you're not an engineer then, Mark?"
Mark: *flashbacks to college and almost becoming an engineer*
I feel you Mark, I could've been a doctor
Poor Mark, passing up a 6 figure job to make 7 - 8 figures.
Pecan well that’s normal
Oh my god it’s you again...
Me: I WANNA BE A TEACHER
me know: Me AnD My TrAcKtEr
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
*At Mark's funeral*
Funeral guy: "Lastly, Mark wanted his last words before his death said. 'Don't you dare leave me, help me, help me, you fucking bastards.'"
Wade laughing hysterically
wade: *wheezes*
@@nachoguac7 k
Funeral guy is called a "vicar", my dude
@@NiZhiQiang Thanks! :D
I love how much they committed to the husk infection bit, especially Wade with the clicking and not talking lol
im pretty sure if they used ingame voice chat then the game would've turned off wade's voice chat
@@dailyyy5979 From what I remember it only stops text chat
@@Bruh-d it doesnt, it stops both voice and text. ive played the game
@@dailyyy5979 Hmm I didn't know that, I play the game but I don't use Voice Chat really and nobody else has told me about the Voice Chat thing before.
@@Bruh-d its fine, but yeah husk infection affects voice chat
Wade the literal security officer “I don’t wanna go outside”
Mark the weak doctor with no weapons *Goes outside performs action movie keeping up with the sub with a handheld swimming device and tries to fight a monster that is like 1 1/2 times bigger than him with a device meant to repair the hull all because he was the only one with the balls to do it, he gets mauled and escapes and lives to tell the tale*
What an absolute chad
Action and horror movies, everyone
Yeah he literally kept the ship alive lol
Yeah, you're pretty much *not* supposed to go outside a speeding submarine to fight a swarm of alien sharks in the dark oceanic depths of another planet's moon with a weapon not designed for water combat and a single magazine against creatures that survive dozen bullets from a large coilgun cannon in their natural environment. Mark should not belittle Wade so much for it, he was the dumb one in this.
@@Deltajugg yeah, nah, Wade _absolutely deserves it._
mark is chad
Mark: "I'll be the healer"
Mark in the whole video: medic/engineer/security officer
Mark/Wade/Bob= 100% crew survival
Wade/Bob= 25% crew survival
Mark: *infects Wade with parasites*
Also Mark: *basically fixes everything on the ship and runs medical and engineering by himself*
Wade: We're all trying to win.
Also Wade:
Eyy somone call me
He also gave Wade a fentanyl overdose soooooo
He's a doctor AND an engineer
"Wade laughs as I drown"
*one week later*
"I shoved a ton of eggs into Wade for science"
Who's worse?
Revenge
seems fair
"Make mocks Wade as is slowly infested by alien lifeforms"
That's called friendship.
After playing 400 hours of this game and capturing almost every creature I can say for sure that Mark is a different kind of creature than anything I've ever faced.
Hey, nice work on perfecting the game!
@ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 I can assure you most of that is due to luck more so than skill. That and the stun baton plus some chloro hydrate are key to keeping beasts subdued
Mark is truly the Most Dangerous Game.....
I'm pretty sure the guy trying to get in was the Mark from the last game still stuck outside
@@manmoth4 That is absolutely hilarious to think about. Probably where his shotgun wounds came from too.
Wade: Gunner
Bob: Pilot
Mark: Medic/Engineer/Security Officer/Everything else
Perfectly balanced, *as all things should be.*
Mark: *doing everything*
Wade: I’m a gunner, not a talker!
* sticking eggs in Wade *
Mad scientist?
@@jakepencil6912 he said, in the middle of getting paid to talk while playing video games, lol
This isn’t perfectly balanced! Clearly Bob is doing too much work, Mark could pick up the slack
Literally mark ran himself ragged trying to maintain that sub and defend it
Mark: Dies slow and dramatic death
Wade: _WHEEZE_
Report Wade: Bad teammate
It was funny
Probably he could only wheeze due to the tentacles
Anyone else think that the sub exploding and sinking was similar to the kursk
Wade: struggles to speak as his body is slowly transforming into an empty soulless husk...
Mark and Bob: I n t e r e s t I n g
Wade: Is literally choking from alien tentacle infection
Mark: *YoU wAnT sOmE eSsEnTiAl OiLs?*
How Anti-vaxxers be like XD
@@rainthesomber oh yeah, I've once saw a Reddit post where mom legit asked "how do I make my son take essential oils? I've tried adding them into his food while he isn't looking and sneaking them in, but he still doesn't want to take them!" some people are so fucking insane...
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts dude I think she was for real... I'll send you that comment if I find it again. But yeah... There are a lot of parents out there who shouldn't be parents. It's kinda the same as with teachers. Some of the teachers just want to make kids life hell and becoming a teacher is the easiest way. And some parents just want to torture their kids... Not physically. Well sometimes physically too, but that's another extreme.
Oils and tentacles. Insert hentai joke here.
@Zed V Man I feel bad for your mother. First a 9 month wait, then the insane pain and now this is the result. Shame really
Between Wade being stuffed with eggs, Mark getting blown up by potassium, "Cap'n STOP THE BOAT" and "I'm hearing no blasting!", this is easily one of the funniest videos Markiplier's ever graced us with. I don't even know how many times I've come back to rewatch this, and it's still absolutely hilarious.
Bob: "NEGITIVE 10 METERS! HES INSIDE US NOW! STILL NOT HEARING ANY BLASTING!!"
Wade: " I'm sorry you can't hear my guns BOB!"
I came back to watch mark infect wade for retaliation for going back to run over his already dead body.
Literally this is my most rewatched series, I wish they'd return but I know the mechanics were a bit complex
Super late, but I completely agree, I've rewatched this video and the previous one with Wade wheezing as Mark drowns. Twice.
@@sporkboy7380 Mark said that's why they haven't come back to this game? Because that seems a touch weak, they look like they're having fun.
Same
"He died to a f***ing banana"
this is my new favorite quote
Mark: YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN
*flashback*
Mark: *drowning*
Bob: *attempting to help but unable to do it*
Wade: *laughing maniacally*
Eva Garcia that’s exactly what happened 😂
PTSD
Not even maniacally. Just laughing at mark like he always does
Eva Garcia only I this time the explosion happened PRIOR to the death of mark
*i tHiNk YoU mEaN*
_Fishbach_
What Mark said: "I'll be a doctor."
What Mark meant: "You are a disease, and I am the cure!"
Mark be like “my cure is most effective against the great pestilence”
That's SCP-049 summed up pretty well
plague doctor
Markiplier?
More like....
**SCP-049**
His cure is MOST effective
52:40
place marker for when i need a good laugh
-10 meters. He's inside us! 😂😂😂
So true, that is one of my favorite moments in markiplier history.
I love how there's a certain point right after Wade says: "I'm a gunner not a talker!" where they all just break down laughing and take a minute inside a sinking submarine.
@@ryshow9118 Blast em!
Wait no-
No blasting-
Absolutely zero blasting!
Im not a talker im a gunner!
And Wade's just like...
*moaning from wade*
*wade now making "pew pew pew" noises*
"Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license."
"Wait a second..."
I appreciate a good Team Fortress 2 Reference.
@@andrewthomasprism9388 me too.
@@andrewthomasprism9388 Same.
*Mark injecting Wade with eggs*
Wade: Are you sure this will work?
Mark: Haha, I have _no idea!_
"He died from a banana."
I lost it at that
69 likes, i apologise, but i cannot like this comment, even though i want to real bad
I laughed so hard I was crying and coughing at the same time
@scp 2521 Bananas contain potassium chloride, potassium nitrate (highly explosive) is what killed mark.
Point still stands, potassium killed mark.
Wade: *clicking noises and alien appendages intensify*
Mark: E S S E N C E O F L A V E N D E R
Gotta love the anti-vaccers 😂😂😂
_an essential oil a day keeps the coronavirus away_
@@JadedOne420 *an essential oil a day keeps aging away*
Honestly who are you too judge? Seriously? Not to be rude but you are being very rude, and honestly very judgemental. It’s an opinion that people have and quite frankly it’s none of your business anyway.
@@God_Is_Just someone is mad that they can't handle a joke
13:20 Bob: "Um, do you know what's actually gonna happen to him?"
Mark: _idk, i just kinda shoved a bunch of eggs inside him..._
Wade: *wHaT wAs tHaT?*
The way the shadow from the door closing obscured Wade for a split second as he turned around. Perfect timing
Wade: ‘Could I get some Tylenol’
Mark: ‘Best I can do is meth…’
German medics in ww2 be like
That's definitely a line that has been said in actual healthcare at some point 😂😂😭
@@A_Shrubbery1901 Not just German soldiers, I think I remember a story about a Finnish soldier having one hell of a bad trip after consumming all the meth that were for his entire team.
@@A_Shrubbery1901Doctors in the 1900s*
@@wargamesmasterbroken horrible
Wade:mute,heavily infected with alien in his throat
Everyone: HE'S FINE
I have never needed something more than I need this whole episode animated.
I.. would like that very much too, that’d be amazing xD
Yaaaaas
Especially that last bit with the Hammerhead XD
Hecc yeah
So, who is going to do the animating?
I love how Mark makes an effort to say things like "Yes, Captain" to Bob to get into the roleplay of it, but when it comes to being a medical officer, he immediately violates the Hippocratic Oath by shooting Wade full of drugs and then infecting him with a space parasite.
I get the feeling he's a PhD doctor, not an MD doctor. 😂
He didn't violate anything. It was for science.
Mark every episode: *goes outside and dies*
Mark: Ok, time to do some repairs
Mark: *goes outside*
Bob: *drives*
Mark: *Intense, existential panic* NO STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT
PTSD from the last time that happened
Can confirm: Ethel's last words were, "I need diving gear!"
They were actually “can’t breathe!”
Nuuuu
That's so sad lmfao 😂
They were cant breathe
I can just see that in an obituary
"I Really hope if you die before me, i wont just burst out laughing at your funeral!"
-Wade 2019
MandaraMinu best quote of wade ever lol
Bob: "we are gonna be fine as long as no one has stuffed the eggs into wade."
Mark: "Question!"
Bob: "yes?"
Mark: "I have been doing nothing but stuffing eggs into Wade"
nice reference
You...what?
Mark: All I've been doing is stuffing eggs into Wade for the past three days
@@scarf_it3681 WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN STUFFING THEM?
Yes. 😐👍
@@theoneunknown429 ^A horde of ocean monster-people break through the wall^
^Clicking and hissing and unholy shrieking^
^AI allies pretty much just stand around uselessly and die^
Mark, Bob, and Wade: "There's a hole in the wall!" ^Mark screaming^ "This was NOT my fault!"
I think the fact that Ethel died, went unnoticed for several minutes, and the corpse was eventually found locked in a room with a single red light and the other npc was the funniest part of this video. That's literally some urban horror story
The moral of the story:
*Don't let Mark be the doctor*
Has Mediplier taught them nothing?
Finally an original comment other than quotes from mark's
How it would have went
Bob or wade (don’t hate I’m bad at names) :can you heal me
Mark:sure someone get the guns
I dunno... i think the moral is 'Don't let Mark be doctor when you let him die/kinda sorta killed him on purpose last time.' :p
He learns mechanical engineering not medical science
“Oops that was not medicine” -Medic
Remember mediplier
painhellemental 9000 or doctiplier
Doctor Iplier x3
Hudunkopf! - Medic
Joshua Smith “and that’s how I lost my medic license” -Medic
I miss this game. I'm glad he's having fun with new games, but this was an absolute delight. I keep coming back for the giggles
Same
Same
Same! I'd love it if they would it give it another try.
@@Moriartea_chan especially now that it has been heavily updated.
@@konradbukowski8740 I come back to this video all the time, one of my favorites
I originally felt bad for Wade, then I remembered that he ran over Mark's drowned corpse while laughing lol
This whole episode was just "Damnit Bob I'm a Doctor not an Engineer"
I don't have enough alt accounts to like this comment as much as it deserves.
Mark is literally Bones
Damnit Jim I’m a doctor
"doctor"
Funiful Entertainment he could’ve been an engineer...
"I think Mark has been an excellent doctor."
Flashback to past Mark: "Shut up, Nurse!!! I know what's best!!!"
The laser was not a good tool for him to use
Ah, memories.
But who was a better doctor, PewDiePie or Markiplier?
This reminds me of plasma burst two where you can kill everything with a defibulator
Mischievous Games Damn.. i miss doin that
“I think we’re getting better”
Mark: intentionally poisoning someone but managing to keep them alive
Seems right
its funny, also, how in the very next mission wade is completely fine
as if, like, he wasnt minutes from a chestburster situation
I would be so happy if there were more Barotrauma... This game creates really funny situations.
There are some videos on Bob's channel Mark never posted, from just a few months ago.
Lmao the bot's convos on the top right are entertaining though.
Bot 1: Do you hear that?
Bot 2: Hear what?
Bot 1: Some deep groaning from the outside.
Bot 2: Are you having gas again?
Yeah, bots should say stuff more often in games.
There's also:
"You hear that deep moaning?"
"It's the crab-men! I told you about this!"
@@galladegamer3579 they smell like crabs but they kiss like people
why does this kinda stuff exist lOl
timestamp
probably, considering how jodee was more bugged than cyberpunk 2077
Mark: "I can be healer!"
Also Mark: *Shoots Wade with fentanyl*
Also Also Mark: *Brings dead bodies infested with alien eggs into the sub and extracts them to implant them into Wade*
Also Also Also Mark: *Blows himself and the sub up with potassium*
I wanna know why the fuck they had such an addictive substance on their voyage
When you actually have a reason for blaming the team healer.
Because Fentanyl is a pain killer, an opioid (which is why people OD on it). It's SUPPOSED to be used to heal people!
@@ladyelvan821 It doesn't heal people; it helps prevent some people from feeling certain pains. It has zero healing factors, and can be argued it's not good for healing, because it's tricking your body into not feeling pain, and pain is a direct nervous response alerting our body something is wrong in the pained area. Simply not feeling pain doesn't = healing
What's weird is I think he originally hit him with the broad-spectrum antibiotics, which one would think would be harmless, but then they hurt him, so he proceeded to give him an insanely dangerous, addictive painkiller
"I hate to say it but I think we're getting better?"
This line gets funnier every time I think through what all went on in this session.
53:10 That whole sequence is a perfect example of communication in the military.
Everyone but Wade: is dying
Wade: You bought potassium to save me (uncontrolled laughing) and we all died (more crazy laughing) We died to f**king bananas!!(wheezing)
ROFL LMAO!!!
Good to see another fan of Coraline
the bloopers at the beginning is like me in the middle of a break down trying to word shit lmao
Riskyy 29 did you comment the same thing on every comment?!
@@riskyy2657 ... no he didn't. probably. stop excessively promoting your channel, mate
samee
@@riskyy2657 I checked all your vids, mark never commented. Why are you saying the same comment on literally every other comment?
@@kyndall5074 advertising that's sadly why
"We'll pick up this campaign later." Its been 4 months since this statement.
Over a year now
Honestly, I'd love it if they came back to this game.
This was the funniest video. I too wish they come'd back to it.
This series was so funny, it’s a shame there was only 3 episodes
Its been abt 3 yrs now bub
"Wade ditches Mark in the middle of the ocean twice"
9 days later
"Mark shoves eggs in Wade's body"
Mark: “Captain, stop the boat, Stop The Boat, STOP THE BOAT!!!!!!”
Captain: “Bababababababababababa”
Brian Bommarito 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“He’s now -10 meters away he’s inside us now and I still hear no blasting “ I died on that part lol
@Mr. Hazards1109 I completely lost it when he said that; Bob is a genius.
Yep me too and mark died aswell
Mark: “I’ll be the doctor!”
Also Mark: *Wastes the medical supplies because he’s shooting random drugs into people*
And he still did his job and theirs better than they did.
@@techstuff9198 you right
So the Gregory House school of medicine?
Wade's the type of person to leave a submarine and forget to close the hatch
@@desertrat3033
That's the point 😂
Bob : "ohh, we need to buy batteries, fuel, and stuff"
Wade : "I'm gonna spend my money on shotgun shells"
And then he didn’t ever even use a gun
Sounds like me in real life
@@AdmiralXyes " Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns" Brain Gremlin from Gremlins 2.....and, apparently, Wade.
"He died to a f*cking banana!"
-wade 2019
I feel that wade is just deliberately being an assholes in at least half these collabs.
I guess I just don't like him, tis' all
"Mission complete, despite our efforts, Captain!" - Mark, Bob, and Wade, probably. Dang, I really hope they play this again.
4:58 Little did Mark know his fentanyl syringe would cause widespread chaos later.
this is the first comment ive seen about that fentanyl thing, good catch
"We died to a banana"
Is this worms.
(Says in a high pitch voice) IN COMMING!
i was drinking when that happen, oh boy that was a huge mistake XD
I love how Mark becomes the doctor and almost immediately begins subjecting Wade to medical testing.
Tyson Vert
First step on the medical studies are evil scientific research on civilians
I pulled a muscle in my throat laughing at this.
"Come over here! I promise I will heal you!"
😂👍🏽
@@vanhouston460 in your throat, hmm?
Mark: "I'm a doctor. I know what's best." *Manic laughter*
The greatest mystery life has to offer:
How the hell did Mark, Bob and Wade only make 3 Barotrauma videos?
I've said similar things about Jacksepticeye's Hitman series, or Robbaz's entire channel, there's just some videos where the creator's personality, and/or the lack of similar content of that specific game or thing, make it to where you can't find those kind of videos anywhere else; and there's just something about the interaction between these 3 that make it so, with Bob being the favorite son, Wade being the accident, and Mark being the overprotective mom that's just the perfect combination for this game, and unable to be found anywhere else.
Bob did make 4 videos with Wade and Mark that aren't of any of these sessions, so technically that's 7, and Jack did make one video with all 3. I wish Wade recorded his POV of that session where he left Mark to die, I bet his face was reaching shades of red that aren't on the spectrum. This game was the best.
I wish they'd revisit this game. It's such a perfect clusterf*ck every time.
@@furygeist Ah yes, Markiplier and abandoning amazing playthroughs, there is no better duo.
@@GustavoLima-wf5ti how i wish that wasnt true
Bob: “Did you put the husk eggs in Wade?”
Mark: “Nooo”
Also Mark 2 minutes earlier: -shoves everything into Wade-
Kinky
Bob: “-10 meters, he’s inside us! I still don’t hear any blasting.”
Me: *Giggling while simultaneously choking on Sour Patch Kids Extremes*
"I'm hearing leaks in the ship now" I literally fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard XD
"Hehehehe-ack,-URK"
DamageIncM Whoops! Thanks for the catch.
Glitchmaster 527 I’m not angry, but please attach a time stamp either next time you make this type of comment or please edit it into this one
For some reason, I can see this becoming a sitcom with the three of them going:
Bob : WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING?? I COULDNT HEAR ANY GUNSHOTS!
Wade: IM A GUNNER, NOT A TALKER!!
Mark : *looks into the camera like on the office*
Also mark when he’s alone being interviewed by the cameraman like the kardashians :
Cameraman : so... what’s your job again?
Mark: sigh... I’m the medic, engineer, chef, security officer, monster hunter OUTSIDE THE SUB, and... everything else
hehehe yesss
"I didn't even kill you, I just infected you with eggs"
Yeah, eggs that kill you.
If Mark says “This is fine.”, it is definitely not fine.
So true
@Random Puppy Sav I think u mean
U RIGHT
@@dragoonwagoon3413 lol yes i meant YOU RIGHT
“Like a pizza”
Me: “what if the pizza is cold?”
big chungus I only enjoy cold pizza
Like an uncooked pizza
Then you place it in an oven.
Mm.
Does not matter. Hot, cold, blazing, freezing, pizza is pizza. Unless its a leaning tower.
Unless it has pinapples and mushrooms on it, then. Then it shall die. Burn it, freeze it, feed it to the fishes and hope they get poisoned.
Digornio.
Mark: "I have a funny feeling its gonna end poorly for us"
Top 10 famous last words
44:59 is when Ethel starts screaming for help
27:25 Mark's most common way to die in this game. Drowning. And Wade still laughs at him for drowning. So much for The Drowned Man project.
Wade: “I can’t shoot things top right on us”
Boss Fight Start
Bob: ”It’s perfect position...”
“TOP RIGHT ON US!”
Around 53:13 Wade: "I'm a gunner not a talker" Made me laugh soo hard😂😂😂.
I know this video was awhile back but I found out that Wade might have missed a button prompt. If you get the tentacle mouth. You can infect other people with the husk infection. Also if Wade died. He would have been a zombie and would have attacked everyone.
At marks funeral his family is gonna just be in the front crying while bob and wade are just snickering
Mark would probably sit up in his casket just staring at them at that point
Mark: Puts husk eggs in Wade
Also Mark: Gets blown up by potassium
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a demonstration of what I like to call "Karma"
Wade: "I don't get paid to talk!"
Also Wade: * is literally in the middle of getting paid to talk over video games *
Wade: How about something to lower the fever, like Tylenol?
Mark: How about some *_meth?_*
44:38 “We interrupt this mental breakdown to bring you a special promo”
26:45 "You could have a smart me" *blows self up* NAILED IT!
The doctor when mark had surgery: Hes fine why is he screaming in pain
Mark when wade has the husk infection: He fine theres nothing wrong with him
11:53
Friendship: a calm stroll while one of you always hold a gun to someone else’s head.
This was his revenge, turning Wade into a egg incubator
More like karma
Revenge is a form of Karma
Applied Karma.
43:00
"You for the first time, two seconds ago, finally-- POWER! POWERRRRRRRR!"
Holy shit, I'm crying. I love Bob.
This episode should have just been named "Irony" because literally everything that happens causes an ironic twist.
Mark deciding to shove Wade full of the eggs > Wade being infected now means they have to try to cure him for round two > While trying to cure him they end up bringing potassium on board > Leading to Mark's demise.
Etc. I almost died from laughing at this! My face and sides hurt 🤣🤣🤣
Bob: wants them to start shooting
Wade: "So anyways I stopped blasting"
26:54
Mark's karma for shoving husk eggs in Wade.
He Didn't Deserve It, He Did It, Because Wade Did The Same Thing To Him Before.
@@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 Why are all your words capitalized
@@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 No? When did Wade do that to Mark?
Bob: Captain/Helmsman
Wade: Gunnery Officer
Mark: Doctor, Engineer, Technician, Security Guard, Assistant, Clown
Mark and Bob is the only one doing stuff Wade is just there XD
I get that referrence lol
Oh man, this episode was such a JOY
1:33
"Oh no, there's things we have to do"
*mood*
"I don't know why of all the things that makes Wade laugh, it's me dying."
When your entire crew is busy arguing with each other and you just wanted oxygen
Ethel: *chuckles* I'm in danger
Wade: "I'm the gunner"
Also Wade: *refuses to shoot anything or perform security officer duties; getting Mark to do his job for him*
The fact that Mark has to do everything himself, even tasks that are not in his area of expertise, is so god damn funny
Ethel's last words:
Where are the oxygen tanks?
Can't breathe!
Your cat. Is precious. Give them chin scritches from me plz
“You guys remember when I was fine and healthy and alive-“
“You’re fine!”
“Wh-“
“YoU’rE FiNe!!!”
52:40 I have never laughed so hard in my life. 😂
52:41 The panic in Bob's voice is priceless. I couldn't stop laughing.
Me, a Chemistry Major: *Sees the Potassium on a submarine* O no-
Bro this is elementary school knowledge. You don't have to have a chemistry major to know that potassium + water = very bad
'Element-ary' nice
Zajec You underestimate how much kids don’t pay attention or remember anything they learned in school
I know potassium reacts with water but is the reaction really THAT violent?
@@academicninja8532 Depends on the amount of potassium, but yes. Look up videos on here of people putting potassium in water, it's basically a small grenade.
"THIS IS FINE..."
I am, for some reason, unconvinced. I wonder why.
I was led to the same conclusion due to all his screaming
Cue all of Mark's videos.
Mark, you said "we'll pick this campaign up later." Well good sir, it's been 2 long depressing years and most of us have been good so can we please get some more of this comedy gold 🙏 🥺
pls 🥺
I love how seriously Wade committed to the eggs bit 😂😂😂
Completely silent after the game said he was mute LMAO
bob: “oh no there’s things we have to do”
me when we actually have to do work in school.
Same
yo same
School:
S so
C chronical
H hire
O orange
O oats
L lol
I understand the pain. (Yay 8th grade)
S even
C ruel
H ours
O f
O ur
L ives
@@JawJelly School:
S - i
C - want
H - to
O - kill
O - myself
L
Mark "Infects Wade with alien eggs"
Wade "Almost dies on the first mission"
Mark: Lets buy medical supplies to save Wade!
Potassium *explodes on contact with water, killing Mark*
Mark: . . . tHis iS yOuR FaUlT WADE!!!
Sweet sweet karma
@@Code_Machine No wonder Wade was laughing at Mark when he was burning to death.
Pixel Whisper it kinda is tho...
If wade knew not to trust mark they’d be fine
Really it's Bob's fault as he is the one who bought Potassium
@@josuenieves5069 I'd say it was Mark's fault, for shoving a bunch of eggs into Wade, so they bought the Potassium
I can just imagine wade at mark's funeral saying"he would've wanted it this way" as he continues to uncontrollably wheeze
“SHUT UP NURSE! I’m the doctor! Of course I know what’s best!”
-Markiplier-