RIP James Bond, RIP Indiana Jones... on to Lara Croft. What else can Phoebe Waller Bridge destroy? (Because there's no doubt whatsoever that she will destroy it.)
Even taking out her shitty acting. She has no muscle definition. She has no tits. Her hair is no brunette. She was ravaged by a Bolton for crying out loud. I mean wtf are we doing here?
I never understood why people say she’s a good actress, she’s not, in my humble opinion, the girl that played shae (Tyrion’s gf) was far better, same with Brianne.
I mean look what they tried with Emilia Clarke. Terminator, Secret Invasion the list goes on. Executives still have no idea about the audience they are trying to sell to. 'People liked GoT right? She'll be fine.' Christ.
Clarke was pretty good in Game of Thrones. She has been terrible in everything else. It is like these young actors and actresses grew up in these parts and were comfortable playing the roles, but can’t play anything else. The actor who played Rob Starck has been ok in some roles (not The Eternals), but the rest seem lost.
@@rochskier Agreed. Linda Hamilton, even in 1984, had a woman's screen presence, not a girl's. Emilia Clarke is girlish. She has young looks and a high pitched, girly voice, which meant she looked and sounded like a child in Terminator: Genisys. That's even though she was roughly the same age as Linda Hamilton was when she played Sarah in the original film. Terrible casting. I feel badly for her, because she's a decent actress (unlike Sophie Turner, whose ubiquitous presence in celebrity gossip columns and continued presence in movies and TV shows I just fail to understand) who deserves roles better suited to her. Dany was an outlier role for someone like Emilia Clarke - a once-in-a-career character.
Watched Oblivion (with Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman) last night (after many years since last watch) and noticed him in that too. He got some good action scenes there. Had a whole "is that who I think it is?" moment and had to look up the cast mid watch.
So this is how Liberty dies? Sophie God damn Turner. Sansa "I'm only smart in the latter Seasons because everybody else got character assassinated" Stark is now going to be set to play Lara Croft? She was already disgustingly stiff has Jean Grey
@@sianais It's funny, because I remember people freaking out over Famke Janssen, because she wasn't "pretty enough" to play Jean Grey (i.e. she didn't have the comics improbable anatomy. I think only a certain type of adult star could have fulfilled their requirements) or she was "just a Bond girl". Just like Hugh Jackman was too tall, and JL Picky didn't have big enough eyebrows to be Professor X. Little did they know what was coming...
I didn't mind her as Jean, just bad scripts. It's not like the older actress that played the character gave an Oscar performance. Chris Evans isn't a great actor and he played Captain America which had good scripts.
I laughed my light-skinned ass off when I saw the news about Sophie Turner as Lara Croft. Because this basically tells me that this adaptation will once again focus on the whiny "Survivor" TR crying about daddy and her annoying sidekicks like Jooooonaaah! Apart from that Turner really has little range as an actress. She was mildly bland in GOT. Horribly miscast as Jean Grey and strangely enough when I picture LC I still think of Angelina Jolie or even the last chick that was cast in that film based on the new games. Seriously though this casting is a joke. Hayley Atwell would've been considerably better. We really need an older, mature Lara going on solo adventures, stealing artifacts for fun, running from dinosaurs, punching sharks underwater, dual pistols, short shorts, sunglasses etc and this awful casting choice confirmed we're getting none of that.
I will freely admit I simp super hard for Alicia Vikander, but even I can't deny she was terribly miscast as Lara Croft and the whole character and premise of the movie was just all wrong.
The ideal woman to play Lara Croft was Gemma Arterton when she was younger. She's got the face, the thick lips, the boobs, even the hair color. She may even be the best now compared to other actresses who had gotten the role.
Drinker, that's sacrilege you spoke! Last Action Hero is a fine movie. That bit where Arnold played Hamlet and broke out the big guns was absolutely hilarious. I love that film! Have some respect for greatness, sir!!
Aside from her physique, Lara Croft's character is overflowing with charisma, attitude, and sex appeal. All characteristics that Sophie Turner has zero amounts of.
If someone picks up mud, slaps it on a bun, and calls it a burger, is it? Of course not. You know what a burger is, tasted them, and can tell this isn't it. This is the same thing. We know what Lara Croft is, experienced the character, and this isn't it. Just mud on a bun.
Notice they never do this with male parts. You'll never see them make a movie about Hercules and cast like Seth Rogen. Or make a Zorro movie and cast Michael Cera. But with female roles, especially for characters that are supposed to be beautiful and white, they just can't help themselves. I'm honestly surprised they didn't cast Zendaya or some other troll.
Shout out to Joffrey Baratheon himself Mr. Jack Gleeson who basically said bugger this! No way he could top the character he played and he knew you'd lose your soul chasing money and fame so he said I'm doing the townie thing. He married a lovely young lady and is having himself a nice quiet, very respectable life with his soul intact. He outplayed all of the Stark children actors. Good on him!
Charles Dance may suffer the same fate as Alec Guinness...he had a massive career behind him but people (specially Americans) will only ever remind him for playing ONE role.
That may be true, but because of his role as Old Ben, it got me to watch Bridge on the river Kwai. Great movie. Though I may have spelled Kwai wrong. 😆
Lara doesn't need to be doing daredevil climbing or real acrobatic stunts anymore anyways, we're turning the page on that. Her new skill set will consist of standing around idly, delivering sassy girlboss remarks, and rolling her eyes at men.
The blueprint for a good Lara Croft is readily available. The Angelina Jolie movies weren’t very good, but she pretty much nailed the character. Just do that again
I think Amazon's a bit racist and homophobic for not making Lara black and a lesbian. Jokes aside: Sophie Turner just isn't Lara Croft... I really don't get what's wrong with movie makers... A person like Michelle Rodriguez would probably be a good cast, just a younger actress, but someone that is actually capable of the crazy stunts OG Lara can do... But I'm afraid, instead of tombs, she's probably conquering male privilege and the patriarchy or something... 😑
Rodriguez can't do a British accent and Lara being so is part of her character. She tried it in one of the Uwe Boll movies. To be fair she didn't have a good director but it was one if the worst attempts at the accent I've heard.
Angelina Joelle went through a massive amount of training to get ready. It's on the DVD extras and it was a role that changed her life since she was never into fitness before that. The thing is, I have no expectation that the same will happen in 2024.
Not that she would necessarily look bad, but Lena Headey is already over 50 years old. I don't think she would be up to Lara Croft levels of action, not to mention just matching Lara's age. Assuming they aren't doing an "old Lara" story.
I know Hayley Atwell is in her early 40s but couldn't they just make a film about an older Lara? I think a couple of movies like that could work, I mean Henry Cavill is around the same age as Atwell and he's doing all the things 🤘
@@backup368”echo chamber” lmao, you outed yourself. I’ve never seen a straight man complain about her jaw whenever she’s brought up in a discussion except you 😂
I wish her the best and hope she does well and nails the role, and I hope the writers give her an authentic Laura Croft to work with, but hope is all I have.
@@Bonesawisready926 The actor who played Joffrey was too good in playing a spoiled sadistic psych0. He has an actual talent. Arya actress was a cute tomboy when she was a young girl, now she´s unfortunate looking and somehow lost her charisma completely. Her acting was better when she was a kid. Sansa actress can´t act and looks mediocre. I always laughed when Sansa was described as some super beauty in the show. There is no similarity between her and Lara Croft when it comes to looks and charisma/"energy".
I know neither actress is British, but both Alexandra Daddario or Adria Arjona could pull off this role. They are both curvy and they would just have to fake a British accent. Granted, Adria Arjona, being Latina, has a tan, but so does Lara in many of the renderings of her.
Arjona also has the acting chops. Amazing in Andor. But yeah, the American to British accent usually doesn't go well. Other direction, yes. But Yanks doing Brits (as Drinker might say) usually doesn't work.
Emilia Clarke was in a romance film called "You Before Me." She was adorable, but the message of the movie was horrifying: "If your life sucks, end it."
No, the message of the movie is that just because you're now paralysed doesn't mean your personal responsibility and choices are now void and he was free to decide what he wanted.
I have to admit when I saw him in "Game of Thrones" I yelled out 'My Dear, Sweet Brother, Numpsay'. Loved him in "The Golden Child" with Eddie Murphy. Such a great villain.
@@CMCAdvanced Oh, so sorry! I forgot all of us who knew who Charles Dance was already weren't "modern". We just borrowed fucking time machine to come here and comment on youTube in 2024 to twattish ignorant Yanks. Apologies. Jesus bloody wept.
The problem why Lara Croft wont work is the character is designed to be a sexy action hero. Theyll take the sexiness away to appease "modern audiences" that pretty much kills 90% of the buzz. Theyll then make it drawn out and dull which will eliminate another 5% of those left and instead of Lara Croft being charming, witty and desirable theyll make her an insufferable girl boss who will belittle every single man she comes across. This will take away anyone else left.
Lena Headey is great in DREDD... her character has real depth and complexity, same with the Sarah Connor Chronicles, a very under-rated show for what they had to work with.
Last Action Hero wasn't horrendous! It's a brilliant parody, one of the best. Awful underrated, aparently also by people who know a thing or two about movies. :-(
And he was the bad vampire in Dracula Untold, which I wish had gone somewhere. It was the initial movie of the Dark Universe before Universal did another one for The Mummy.
Emily Blunt would be a much better pick. She can be classy and badass. From Game of Thrones Rose Leslie (who plays Ygritte) would be a much better choice. She's wise cracking, charismatic, and more athletic than Sophie Turner (Sansa).
I could be wrong but Sophie Turner currently is in a series called "Joan" (Series: She plays a thief/Protagonist) which I think is part of what is influencing the decision. Personally I wanted Hayley Atwell
Lara Croft dosent have a chance with today’s woke Hollywood culture. I think Rhona Mitra, Kate Beckinsale or Hayley Atwell would have been the best choice.
Ironically Emilia Clarke would've been a much better cast for Lara Croft than Sophie Turner, despite Clarke's inability to be a convincing action star. With the right director, Emilia Clarke could've been a satisfactorily mediocre tomb raider (which, in the current movie climate, would've made the movie a super blockbuster)
She was also a bad choice for Jean Grey. She was a good choice for Sansa Stark. But that's about it. Lara Croft is supposed to exude confidence and sex appeal. Jean Grey was a model lusted after by Cyclops and Wolverine. Terrible miscasting.
I agree. Her character was written for the GOT series to be kinda limp. She went from an aristocratic child to a tortured victim of countless horrors the TV show only slightly touches. The post wedding scene in the novel is way more intense/graphic. But agreed I thought she was strong in Joan.
Say what you want about Tomb Raider and Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life. They were pretty abysmal movies but Jolie was flawless as Croft. Absolutely flawless. Looks, acting, amazing charisma and nailing the character to perfection. They'll never find anyone to top her as Croft.
For what it's worth, Aiden Gillen (Littlefinger) got a few decent roles after GOT. Aberama Gold in Peaky Blinders, John Reid in Bohemian Rhapsody (say what you will about the movie but it was a very visible movie, and his performance was good). Before that, he was mostly known for being CIA MAN in Dark Knight Rises, or rather, the memes.
GOT vets will always be known as those “I’ve seen that person before” level of actor fame. Except for Dinklage who will be know for torpedoing hundreds of aspiring actors’ careers.
Charles Dance has played TWO of the most iconic villains in movie history as Sardo Numspa and Benedict! I will always remember him! ... and man did he has a sexy rack in that mini-skirt at the end of Ali G.!!! 🤤😂
She's not a good actress, like Drinker said, " she's got the charisma of a wet bag," and physically, she doesn't fit the role. So naturally, she might get it the part. Which is a perfect sign of the quality of the show. The other possible actresses aren't better. Especially androgynous girl from Dark Fate.
If you're producing a LaraCroft movie, the order of priority for necessary traits in an actress should be: 1) Confidence. She makes her own fate, doesn't take crap. 2) Brown Hair With A Braid. Can be dyed but still vital. 3) Athleticism. Must convincingly climb a rope or do martial arts. 4) Lips and Eyebrows. For the classic look. 5) Boobs. Nothing wrong with a busty actress to complete the classic silhouette. In my opinion none of the casting choices have more than 2 of these traits. Here is my quick list: The "Too Old But Gold" category: Hailey Atwell, Rebecca Ferguson, Kate Beckinsale. Here is a more realistic shortlist: Eiza Gonzalez, Grace Caroline Curry, Alexandra Daddario, Kaya Scodelario. And although they are blondes, I think Vanessa Kirby or Jodie Comer would work.
@jamescarr1265 yes perfect choice. Around the time she was doing Underworld and that Van Hellsing movie. They should have got her for a Tomb Raider movie then.
Someone need to write the post election memo to the studios whispering them that girl boss trope is about as out as them no show socks. If box office mathematics isn’t already doing it for them.
Sophie Turner as Lara Croft? Yeah... Sure... She dosent even have the physique to play the role - and everywhere after GoT where i saw her she acted wooden and stiff. Bad choice. Really bad choice.
Gwendoline Christie, who played Brienne of Tarth in Game Of Thrones, actually did a great job in Netfilx, playing the principal in "Wednesday" and Lucifer in "The Sandman". Great actor, besides her huge size.
Wonder if they should have gone with her in green makeup as She Hulk (would find a smaller actor with similar facial features for non-Hulk Jennifer). The show should have spent money on the writing and just have She Hulk when required. Don't need CGI for everything especially a streaming series that should be done on a budget.
@@kaveiros75 - She is a good character in the comics. Obviously Gao and the gang should never have been involved. It came back to the writing and undisciplined producing.
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I'm surprised they're not casting Pedro Pascal.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. THIS IS THE WAY.
No child character to escort.
Pedro Pascal as Verner Von Croy.
Nah, he's too busy shilling Reed Richards
@@bullymaguire71352 Oh, God - I had forgotten about that already...
Who needs Amazon to ruin Tomb Raider when Netflix already did it this year?
Double kill
I didn't loathe that show, 6/10 quality though.
Ikr??😂
Eidos already did that when they pushed Core Design to release an unfinished product back in 2003
Shit, Amazon is having to double up on ads just to pay for its Rings of Power failure.
LET'S HAVE LIZZO AND WE CAN CALL HER FRIDGE RAIDER
Ton Raider?
😂😂😂
The sequel could be Re Fridge Raider
On second thought Lizzo would have been a worse choice for Lara Croft.
@@samjiman 😂😂
To quote Dr. Evil "How about NO!"
@@ninja1man4u You beat me dam it lol
How da heck did I not come up with that!
I actually agree with you alt right people for once. This is bad casting.
Womb Raider: The Temple Of Family Planning
Cause why make billion when we make millions right Dr evil
She's missing 1: Charisma........and 2 other things to play Lara.
She is suppose to have an ass as well.
I feel lots of Lara cos-players could do it better with both the appearance and the acting.
Another busty character gets butchered by a flat chested actress.
Like height?
Skin tone
Doesn't matter who they cast...I'm NOT watching anything written by Phobe Waller Bridge.
Yep, she's nothing but poison to any project after the Indiana Jones debacle.
Same here. F*ck Poobs Wallbanger. I'm surprised they chose an actual woman though.
Amen, bro. 👊🏽👍🏽
RIP James Bond, RIP Indiana Jones... on to Lara Croft. What else can Phoebe Waller Bridge destroy? (Because there's no doubt whatsoever that she will destroy it.)
This is the correct response.
Lara being shot at:👁️👄👁️
Lara raiding a tomb:👁️👄👁️
Lara feeling things:👁️👄👁️
There. Saved you having to watch this actress play Lara.
It's shocking how many actresses this can be leveled at, nowadays.
Nailed 😂
I knew something was wrong with this actress lol
Even taking out her shitty acting. She has no muscle definition. She has no tits. Her hair is no brunette. She was ravaged by a Bolton for crying out loud. I mean wtf are we doing here?
Man... She really does have just an emotionless, dead-eyed stare for like half of GOT doesn't she? Lol you just made me realize that
Sophie Turner… they could cast a Lego brick for cheaper and it would be a more dynamic performance.
So I am like the only person that likes her? At least they didn't cast zendaya. It could've been worse.
She is the redhead version of Groot with less range and charisma.
I never understood why people say she’s a good actress, she’s not, in my humble opinion, the girl that played shae (Tyrion’s gf) was far better, same with Brianne.
@@italianspiderman5012 Natalie Dormer would have been my choice if I was forced to use GoT actresses.
They should give a sequel to the one with Alicia Vindaker! At least they already have a plot from that one...
Sophie Turner makes Kristen Stewart look like Meryl Streep.
Apparently Stewart turned in one outstanding performance a few years back. Shocking.
😂😂😂
@@kendiamond7852 Stewart was actually good in adventure land
Not gonna lie, I liked her character in American Ultra, too.
@@dbsommers1You mean on Harvey Weinstien's couch?
I mean look what they tried with Emilia Clarke. Terminator, Secret Invasion the list goes on. Executives still have no idea about the audience they are trying to sell to. 'People liked GoT right? She'll be fine.' Christ.
Clarke was pretty good in Game of Thrones. She has been terrible in everything else. It is like these young actors and actresses grew up in these parts and were comfortable playing the roles, but can’t play anything else. The actor who played Rob Starck has been ok in some roles (not The Eternals), but the rest seem lost.
Compared to Linda Hamilton, Emilia simply had nowhere near the physical presence and training to take on the role of Sarah Connor.
@@rochskier
Lena Headey was pretty good as Sarah Connor
I think she could've done a good job with better material.
@@rochskier Agreed. Linda Hamilton, even in 1984, had a woman's screen presence, not a girl's. Emilia Clarke is girlish. She has young looks and a high pitched, girly voice, which meant she looked and sounded like a child in Terminator: Genisys. That's even though she was roughly the same age as Linda Hamilton was when she played Sarah in the original film. Terrible casting. I feel badly for her, because she's a decent actress (unlike Sophie Turner, whose ubiquitous presence in celebrity gossip columns and continued presence in movies and TV shows I just fail to understand) who deserves roles better suited to her. Dany was an outlier role for someone like Emilia Clarke - a once-in-a-career character.
Just give the job to Sydney Sweeney and stop making things for people who don’t buy it anyway
@@GIBBO4182 She's a goddess, but too short for Lara croft , we need somebody like Angelina, same body shape.
She can’t do an English language
@@hadryantar she also can't act.
She would have to be taller.
Great body but too young and to short.
@@MatJan86 she’s only 21 in the first game, I just searched! Sweeny is 27
Sophie's only acting range is "damsel in distress" mode.
A board with an angry face drawn on it would have more range.
haha shit i just said the same thing. that's a quote from it's always sunny in Philadelphia isnt it? been a while since i watched it.
can she sing
I'm surprised they didn't pick Tom Holland to play her.
He looked pretty good lip-syncing Beyonce!
Please don't give them Ideas.
Andrew Garfield would be willing.
Or zendaya lol
@@mikerosoft1009 I had forgotten that name... now I need to do it again... thanks...
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau was FANTASTIC in "Shot Caller"; a film that should have had way more attention.
Watched Oblivion (with Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman) last night (after many years since last watch) and noticed him in that too. He got some good action scenes there. Had a whole "is that who I think it is?" moment and had to look up the cast mid watch.
So true! I liked him in Mama, but Shot Caller was just an incredible testament to his acting skills. Awesome movie.
@@LadyAxe13 will give Shot Caller a look-see when I get home tonight. Haven't seen it before.
GREAT movie. Bernthal excellent in it as always.
@@furiouskaiser9914 It should still be on Netflix. It's a heavy story, but really good. :)
So this is how Liberty dies? Sophie God damn Turner. Sansa "I'm only smart in the latter Seasons because everybody else got character assassinated" Stark is now going to be set to play Lara Croft?
She was already disgustingly stiff has Jean Grey
Besides her shite acting, she liked to party and 304 while dumping her kid at home with dad.
@@madambutterfly1997 she made the Phoenix story unthreatening. They had to try to do that
@asarishepard8171 Every time I saw her face, I missed Famke Janssen so much. 😢
The girl can't act. She can’t. She has no charisma. 😭
She got really smart after she got r@ped. Weird message by George but anyway.. I'm not interested in Ramsay Bolton's sloppy seconds.
@@sianais It's funny, because I remember people freaking out over Famke Janssen, because she wasn't "pretty enough" to play Jean Grey (i.e. she didn't have the comics improbable anatomy. I think only a certain type of adult star could have fulfilled their requirements) or she was "just a Bond girl". Just like Hugh Jackman was too tall, and JL Picky didn't have big enough eyebrows to be Professor X. Little did they know what was coming...
Totally mis-cast in X-Men as Jean Grey and now Totally mis-cast as Lara Croft.
Literally the only role she would naturally fit is:
Spoiled, vacuous, 20-something socialite living in Los Angeles.
I didn't mind her as Jean, just bad scripts. It's not like the older actress that played the character gave an Oscar performance. Chris Evans isn't a great actor and he played Captain America which had good scripts.
If you think thats bad check out the casting for How to train your dragon
Not just miscast, she's a terrible actress. just so bland and no range at all.
@@kicknowledgesmith8608 I've seen her in a few things now and she has no range, at all. Just boring.
I laughed my light-skinned ass off when I saw the news about Sophie Turner as Lara Croft. Because this basically tells me that this adaptation will once again focus on the whiny "Survivor" TR crying about daddy and her annoying sidekicks like Jooooonaaah! Apart from that Turner really has little range as an actress. She was mildly bland in GOT. Horribly miscast as Jean Grey and strangely enough when I picture LC I still think of Angelina Jolie or even the last chick that was cast in that film based on the new games. Seriously though this casting is a joke. Hayley Atwell would've been considerably better. We really need an older, mature Lara going on solo adventures, stealing artifacts for fun, running from dinosaurs, punching sharks underwater, dual pistols, short shorts, sunglasses etc and this awful casting choice confirmed we're getting none of that.
My borderline albino self is now completely skinless. I laughed my entire anti-tan off.
I will freely admit I simp super hard for Alicia Vikander, but even I can't deny she was terribly miscast as Lara Croft and the whole character and premise of the movie was just all wrong.
@@greebj😂😂😂😂
The ideal woman to play Lara Croft was Gemma Arterton when she was younger. She's got the face, the thick lips, the boobs, even the hair color. She may even be the best now compared to other actresses who had gotten the role.
And she's got a genuine British accent. Hayley Atwell would be another great option too.
She doesnt need to be younger
Rhona Mitra
Yeah, she's a vastly better actress. Natural charisma and swagger, and she looks the part, too.
@@uwsalt80Classic Lara 🥰
She has the personality and charisma of a loaf of bread
Hold on there, some bread is nice.
I know it’s cool to hate but she’s pretty good in Joan.
@@jameshunter6289 Sourdough rye is pretty good
Drinker, that's sacrilege you spoke! Last Action Hero is a fine movie. That bit where Arnold played Hamlet and broke out the big guns was absolutely hilarious. I love that film! Have some respect for greatness, sir!!
He has so many memorable funny lines in that movie: "Let me speak to the drug dealer of the house please."
Aside from her physique, Lara Croft's character is overflowing with charisma, attitude, and sex appeal. All characteristics that Sophie Turner has zero amounts of.
If someone picks up mud, slaps it on a bun, and calls it a burger, is it? Of course not. You know what a burger is, tasted them, and can tell this isn't it.
This is the same thing. We know what Lara Croft is, experienced the character, and this isn't it. Just mud on a bun.
Honestly with Lara Croft they just need to take the hint and give up, It suits a video game format way more. You just can’t adapt it.
Notice they never do this with male parts. You'll never see them make a movie about Hercules and cast like Seth Rogen. Or make a Zorro movie and cast Michael Cera. But with female roles, especially for characters that are supposed to be beautiful and white, they just can't help themselves. I'm honestly surprised they didn't cast Zendaya or some other troll.
Audience: "Please, stop try to make Sophie Turner happen!"
Hollywood: "You know what? Now we're gonna try even harder!"
Shout out to Joffrey Baratheon himself Mr. Jack Gleeson who basically said bugger this! No way he could top the character he played and he knew you'd lose your soul chasing money and fame so he said I'm doing the townie thing. He married a lovely young lady and is having himself a nice quiet, very respectable life with his soul intact. He outplayed all of the Stark children actors. Good on him!
When I heard it was Sophie, I did have a little hope she could prove us wrong, but with Amazon and PW Bridge in charge, there is no chance in hell.
True. We simply understand that Amazon didn’t pick her to proof us wrong … kind of sad.
im just surprised she didn't get cast as a native English black woman.
Charles Dance may suffer the same fate as Alec Guinness...he had a massive career behind him but people (specially Americans) will only ever remind him for playing ONE role.
Brother Numsie!
That may be true, but because of his role as Old Ben, it got me to watch Bridge on the river Kwai. Great movie. Though I may have spelled Kwai wrong. 😆
I still only see Mr. Dance as the doctor convict that boned Ripley in Alien 3. Even though Tywin Lannister was a far better character/performance.
@@___David__ brother Numsie! Fuckin A. 😆
Exactly. The guy with a glass eye in Last Action Hero!
The one actor who has been typecast and who clearly couldn't care less is Giancarlo Esposito. Dude plays LITERALLY Gus Fring in every effing thing.
Wasn't he Baxter in the newest TMNT?
Drinker called The Last Action Hero a horrendous movie?! Take your words back right now!
Ha, just opened the comments to type exactly that.
@lawrence6434 what next? Last Boy Scout? Cobra?!
A warcrime on cinema indeed
Wtf?!! One of the best actions movies of 90's. Now I'm really disappointed on the drinker.
To be fair, it wasn’t a bad movie, just a film that failed to use its concept 100%.
Natalie Dormer as Lara makes the most sense from GOT
I could see that happening.
Yes.
Roz makes far more sense than either.
I'll happily watch Natalie Dormer play nearly anything.
@@joosemiddleton5825 Nah, she isn't muscular at all.
Lara doesn't need to be doing daredevil climbing or real acrobatic stunts anymore anyways, we're turning the page on that. Her new skill set will consist of standing around idly, delivering sassy girlboss remarks, and rolling her eyes at men.
True, but atleast she needs to look athletic. I didnt watch the modern Lara Croft movie, but I know the actress there put a real hard work
and apologising to every culture on earth.
The blueprint for a good Lara Croft is readily available. The Angelina Jolie movies weren’t very good, but she pretty much nailed the character. Just do that again
She was hot, mean, strong, sassy. It is very interesting she was a "strong woman" but woketards never speak about her.
or just... let it fucking be and be done with the rehashing already
Still one of the hottest women I ever seen on screen… Jolie was a great action hero
Hayley Atwell would be perfect for the role. 😁
Hmm, maybe a few years ago...
10 years ago, she's too old now.
Too old. But yeah she's insanely hot and can actually act.
They can use de aging. Put her in the outfit!
She's got that rare case of a good-looking squared jaw on a woman. Big fan of her and her knockers.
I think Amazon's a bit racist and homophobic for not making Lara black and a lesbian.
Jokes aside:
Sophie Turner just isn't Lara Croft... I really don't get what's wrong with movie makers... A person like Michelle Rodriguez would probably be a good cast, just a younger actress, but someone that is actually capable of the crazy stunts OG Lara can do... But I'm afraid, instead of tombs, she's probably conquering male privilege and the patriarchy or something... 😑
Rodriguez can't do a British accent and Lara being so is part of her character. She tried it in one of the Uwe Boll movies. To be fair she didn't have a good director but it was one if the worst attempts at the accent I've heard.
Angelina Joelle went through a massive amount of training to get ready. It's on the DVD extras and it was a role that changed her life since she was never into fitness before that. The thing is, I have no expectation that the same will happen in 2024.
You forgot paraplegic, id love to see her making those jumps in a wheelchair 😂
No your Racist
@@MonkeyKingsformerroomate "LIKE! Michelle Rodriguez."
Personally I think Bran, the 3 eyed raven, was the worst Stark, but Sansa is definitely second worst.
Sophie Turner, I once saw her in a deep fake video. It was her strongest performance yet.
Nobody mentioned Cersei. Lena Headey is an amazing actress and killed it in Dredd. She can play a believable badass unlike her co-stars
Facts, even her Sarah Conner was good.
She definitely has the presence and the acting capability … not a bad choice.
PS: Damn, was it heart warming to see her character in Dredd go down.
Not that she would necessarily look bad, but Lena Headey is already over 50 years old. I don't think she would be up to Lara Croft levels of action, not to mention just matching Lara's age. Assuming they aren't doing an "old Lara" story.
She's 51
she could act in a story about an older Lara, but I have no trust Hollywood could make such a story good or fun
Sansa Stark really radiats strength and confidence....😅
Not only was Last Action Hero great, but Dance was awesome in The Golden Child and hilarious in Space Truckers.
Agree! All great movies.
Last Action Hero is hugely underrated. It flopped not because it was bad but because it simply couldn't compete with Jurassic Park.
"how bad are these things?"
"Well, if i had an anus id be soiling myself"
Still having a tiny sliver of hope that he'll come back in the Monsterverse riding on Mecha King Ghidorah.
The only Stark I wanted to die in both the novels and show.
I know Hayley Atwell is in her early 40s but couldn't they just make a film about an older Lara? I think a couple of movies like that could work, I mean Henry Cavill is around the same age as Atwell and he's doing all the things 🤘
If she was cast as Lara Croft this echo chamber would have a meltdown over her jaw.
@@backup368 What's up with her jaw? Sorry I'm clueless about this 😅
@@andrewheard3099 According to his circle, any person that has a wide jaw is a man.
@@backup368”echo chamber” lmao, you outed yourself. I’ve never seen a straight man complain about her jaw whenever she’s brought up in a discussion except you 😂
@@oberonvortigern4138 Ask Mark Kern, YellowFlash, Melonie the Mactivist, the "fam" in this video, etc.
I wish her the best and hope she does well and nails the role, and I hope the writers give her an authentic Laura Croft to work with, but hope is all I have.
I wish they stopped trying to make GoT kids a thing. They're one hit wonder, all of them, and they just can't hack it on their own in the industry
Best of them was probably Robb Stark and Joffrey. And the actor who played Joffrey was getting real harassment.
Joffrey retired from acting after GoT. Said he wanted to do something else.
@@Bonesawisready926 The actor who played Joffrey was too good in playing a spoiled sadistic psych0. He has an actual talent.
Arya actress was a cute tomboy when she was a young girl, now she´s unfortunate looking and somehow lost her charisma completely. Her acting was better when she was a kid.
Sansa actress can´t act and looks mediocre. I always laughed when Sansa was described as some super beauty in the show. There is no similarity between her and Lara Croft when it comes to looks and charisma/"energy".
Art Parkinson went on to Star in Kubo and The 2 Strings
I don't know if Netflix were smart she would've cast Sophie Turner as Triss Marigold
There IS one GoT actress who could pull off Lara Croft... she was also in one of the Hunger Games movies.. Natalie Dormer
Rose Leslie was probably the most talented young cast member, but also decided to be a responsible mom. Related?
I know neither actress is British, but both Alexandra Daddario or Adria Arjona could pull off this role. They are both curvy and they would just have to fake a British accent. Granted, Adria Arjona, being Latina, has a tan, but so does Lara in many of the renderings of her.
Arjona also has the acting chops. Amazing in Andor.
But yeah, the American to British accent usually doesn't go well. Other direction, yes. But Yanks doing Brits (as Drinker might say) usually doesn't work.
Still remember her as Bad Sansa in that X-men movie😂😂😂😂
Hayley Atwell would have been a really good Lara Croft, she's British and has the assets to be Lara Croft
Totally agree
Too old
@@doreck07 Hayley Atwell would have been a good Lara Croft 10 to 15 years ago
Emilia Clarke was in a romance film called "You Before Me." She was adorable, but the message of the movie was horrifying: "If your life sucks, end it."
Who wrote that? The Canadian healthcare system?
No, the message of the movie is that just because you're now paralysed doesn't mean your personal responsibility and choices are now void and he was free to decide what he wanted.
@@jonathandunn730 Of course he was free to make that choice, even though it was a selfish, myopic, and morally reprehensible one.
She was also in an episode of Futurama. In a romantic episode. Where she falls in love with Zoidberg. Who smells bad. And her nose doesn't work.
I saw her in a Christmas movie, where she was also good. She has this cute, adorable girl energy, and that's the kind movies that suits her.
They should cast Rhona Mitra. The one that was the original basis and original Lara Croft
Was she really?
Someone like her. She is too old for the role.
She's like 60
I've seen enough british woman on the interwebs to know, they could've casted a stacked unknown that would do way better.
Yeah, the physical resemblance is uncanny.
Charles Dance was a legend already, what the fuck? "Show his potential"? WTF?
Charles Dance is the closest thing we've got in the modern day to Christopher Lee, and these jags have the nerve...
To a modern audience. Hell, I didn't know who he was until Game of Thrones. You're getting your panties in a bunch for no reason
@@CMCAdvanced
OK Zoomer.
I have to admit when I saw him in "Game of Thrones" I yelled out 'My Dear, Sweet Brother, Numpsay'. Loved him in "The Golden Child" with Eddie Murphy. Such a great villain.
@@CMCAdvanced Oh, so sorry! I forgot all of us who knew who Charles Dance was already weren't "modern". We just borrowed fucking time machine to come here and comment on youTube in 2024 to twattish ignorant Yanks. Apologies. Jesus bloody wept.
First role I remember Charles Dance from was bad guy in Golden Child with Eddie Murphy, from 80 something. He plays sinister characters well.
The problem why Lara Croft wont work is the character is designed to be a sexy action hero. Theyll take the sexiness away to appease "modern audiences" that pretty much kills 90% of the buzz.
Theyll then make it drawn out and dull which will eliminate another 5% of those left and instead of Lara Croft being charming, witty and desirable theyll make her an insufferable girl boss who will belittle every single man she comes across. This will take away anyone else left.
I agree modern day Lara Croft makes her comes across dull and boring.
I remember Nerdrotic jokingly saying just hire Sydney Sweeney but dubbing her with someone else😂 I’d take that over Sophie Turner for real tho
She won't be able to aim with her cross eyes tho
@saintniccage2818 Worth it to have her tho
Lena Headey is great in DREDD... her character has real depth and complexity, same with the Sarah Connor Chronicles, a very under-rated show for what they had to work with.
I miss that show
Last Action Hero wasn't horrendous! It's a brilliant parody, one of the best. Awful underrated, aparently also by people who know a thing or two about movies. :-(
One of my favourite 90's movies.
Emily Blunt is the actress to play her, but it would need to be a film or a real big budget show.
too old.
She's 42
I love Emily Blunt but no, Lara Croft she is not.
10 years too late, and she's as flat as a flounder.
Not pretty enough
If you have to have a Brit play Lara, someone like Kate Beckinsale would have been perfect back in the day (cup size aside :).
With a face that beautiful, nobody will be thinking of cup size hahaha
Credit where it's due, Sophie turner was pretty good in Joan recently
Charles Danse was the villain in The Golden Child, an Eddie Murphy movie.
Numspa!
@@petertapola8097AKA Brother Numpsie
@@timboslice9905 THAT'S what it was! I was trying to remember it :D
@@petertapola8097 😂😂😂😂
And he was the bad vampire in Dracula Untold, which I wish had gone somewhere. It was the initial movie of the Dark Universe before Universal did another one for The Mummy.
Emily Blunt would be a much better pick. She can be classy and badass. From Game of Thrones Rose Leslie (who plays Ygritte) would be a much better choice. She's wise cracking, charismatic, and more athletic than Sophie Turner (Sansa).
Emily Blunt learning from Angelina Jolie would be Gold, IMO
I could be wrong but Sophie Turner currently is in a series called "Joan" (Series: She plays a thief/Protagonist) which I think is part of what is influencing the decision. Personally I wanted Hayley Atwell
Lara Croft dosent have a chance with today’s woke Hollywood culture. I think Rhona Mitra, Kate Beckinsale or Hayley Atwell would have been the best choice.
Ooh I forgot about Rhona Mitra. Great choice.
Kate B's recent movie on Netflix was awful, and i love her..
@@darrents44 One has to appreciate the gall producers had to set up a sequel instead of an ending. Like, CTFO.
Evangeline Lilly in the 2000s would be 👌
As soon as I heard that Phoebe Waller-Bridge was involved, I knew it would be utter shite!
Lena Heady is a very established actress as well.
Loved every min of this video! You nailed it!
Unless she's been taking acting classes nonstop since x-men apocalypse, there is absolutely no hope for Sophie Turner as Lara Croft.
I want Jim Carry to play Laura Croft in the vein of Veracosa Mistress of Destruction.
That I would watch and pay for.
😂👍
I wish they did a movie of Veracosa back in the day. Would have been awesome.
Soon you can do that, just prompt this to an advanced AI and presto, you can watch your movie.
At this point I wouldn't be suprised if they cast me as Lara Croft.😂😂😂😂
Ironically Emilia Clarke would've been a much better cast for Lara Croft than Sophie Turner, despite Clarke's inability to be a convincing action star. With the right director, Emilia Clarke could've been a satisfactorily mediocre tomb raider (which, in the current movie climate, would've made the movie a super blockbuster)
It would’ve worked because people like Emilia Clarke and probably would’ve given the movie money
Haley Atwell would be ideal. She’s got the best two characteristics
She was also a bad choice for Jean Grey. She was a good choice for Sansa Stark. But that's about it. Lara Croft is supposed to exude confidence and sex appeal. Jean Grey was a model lusted after by Cyclops and Wolverine. Terrible miscasting.
Tomb Raider was iconic with Angelina Jolie.
Not Haley Stackedwell?
Too hot.
Too old but my goodness she is a rocket.
She's old, maybe 10 years ago.
Me Before You - a good film that really suited Emilia Clarke.
Peter Dinklage had roles before GoT and I doubt his career would have been much different
💯
Peter Dicless?
She was actually surprising as Joan in the ITX 'Joan' and wasnt wooden so maybe she has improved as an actor
I agree. Her character was written for the GOT series to be kinda limp. She went from an aristocratic child to a tortured victim of countless horrors the TV show only slightly touches. The post wedding scene in the novel is way more intense/graphic. But agreed I thought she was strong in Joan.
Doesn't matter, still the wrong choice for Lara.
Literally Megan Fox doing a terrible British accent would have been a better choice.
That would sell so many tickets
ew
She's pretty gnarly now after all the surgery.
God... that woman is living proof that hotness has a catastrophic expiry date.
Heck no, she looks like a blow up doll, did you see her in Expendables 4? lol
Never thought I'd see Mr H and the drinker talking together after being subscribed to both for a long time
Pretty sure he’s been on open bar a few times before.
There is only *one* actress who could play Lara Croft, and she already has.
Angelina Jolie.
EXACTLY! The 2001 movie will always be the best one, IMO
She's a skeleton by now...
Alicia Vikander did good in the role in my opinion.
@@kicknowledgesmith8608 She was alright.
@@chasehedges6775 Fair enough, she trained for the role and it showed. I wanted a sequel.
Say what you want about Tomb Raider and Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life. They were pretty abysmal movies but Jolie was flawless as Croft. Absolutely flawless. Looks, acting, amazing charisma and nailing the character to perfection. They'll never find anyone to top her as Croft.
For what it's worth, Aiden Gillen (Littlefinger) got a few decent roles after GOT. Aberama Gold in Peaky Blinders, John Reid in Bohemian Rhapsody (say what you will about the movie but it was a very visible movie, and his performance was good). Before that, he was mostly known for being CIA MAN in Dark Knight Rises, or rather, the memes.
Also Carcetti from the Wire.
GOT vets will always be known as those “I’ve seen that person before” level of actor fame. Except for Dinklage who will be know for torpedoing hundreds of aspiring actors’ careers.
Never liked Sansa. She had the least amount of struggle but still came out Westeros’ BIGGEST WINNER 😃
Bran was king of Westeros, and this came from a guy who never read the books or watched the Show. I prefer LOTR over GOT
@@maxmazzotti6651 Which version of Lord of the Rings would you recommend? I’m new to the franchise but was thinking the Director’s cut?
Charles Dance has played TWO of the most iconic villains in movie history as Sardo Numspa and Benedict! I will always remember him!
... and man did he has a sexy rack in that mini-skirt at the end of Ali G.!!! 🤤😂
The most shocking part is that anyone actually cares about enough Tomb Raider at this point to even be upset at who ever they cast… why?
She's not a good actress, like Drinker said, " she's got the charisma of a wet bag," and physically, she doesn't fit the role.
So naturally, she might get it the part. Which is a perfect sign of the quality of the show.
The other possible actresses aren't better. Especially androgynous girl from Dark Fate.
If you're producing a LaraCroft movie, the order of priority for necessary traits in an actress should be:
1) Confidence. She makes her own fate, doesn't take crap.
2) Brown Hair With A Braid. Can be dyed but still vital.
3) Athleticism. Must convincingly climb a rope or do martial arts.
4) Lips and Eyebrows. For the classic look.
5) Boobs. Nothing wrong with a busty actress to complete the classic silhouette.
In my opinion none of the casting choices have more than 2 of these traits. Here is my quick list:
The "Too Old But Gold" category: Hailey Atwell, Rebecca Ferguson, Kate Beckinsale.
Here is a more realistic shortlist: Eiza Gonzalez, Grace Caroline Curry, Alexandra Daddario, Kaya Scodelario.
And although they are blondes, I think Vanessa Kirby or Jodie Comer would work.
Evangeline Lilly in the 2000s and perhaps Eliza Dushku in the 2000s would suit as well
But it should have been Kate Beckinsale they missed the opportunity of a lifetime
@jamescarr1265 yes perfect choice. Around the time she was doing Underworld and that Van Hellsing movie. They should have got her for a Tomb Raider movie then.
@@bjrnhalfhand2258 I totally agree
Sophie's 15mins were up a long time ago
The guy who played Rob was great in 1917. Only a small part but he played it very well
Someone need to write the post election memo to the studios whispering them that girl boss trope is about as out as them no show socks.
If box office mathematics isn’t already doing it for them.
Sophie Turner as Lara Croft? Yeah... Sure... She dosent even have the physique to play the role - and everywhere after GoT where i saw her she acted wooden and stiff. Bad choice. Really bad choice.
Also cries about states with no abortion, all things considered, a good pick for the "modern audience"
Gwendoline Christie, who played Brienne of Tarth in Game Of Thrones, actually did a great job in Netfilx, playing the principal in "Wednesday" and Lucifer in "The Sandman". Great actor, besides her huge size.
Wonder if they should have gone with her in green makeup as She Hulk (would find a smaller actor with similar facial features for non-Hulk Jennifer). The show should have spent money on the writing and just have She Hulk when required. Don't need CGI for everything especially a streaming series that should be done on a budget.
@@exhaustguy She seems like a nice lady. Why would you condemn her to act in such a shitty series?
@@kaveiros75 - She is a good character in the comics. Obviously Gao and the gang should never have been involved. It came back to the writing and undisciplined producing.
She is supposed to be very nice in real life too. By all accounts a talented actress and a lovely lady.
Personally I'd like to see more of the underground actor who got his breakout role in Game of Thrones.
Ed Sheeren
She was ok as Sansa. She was terrible as Jean Grey. Truly terrible. Like no one would hire her to be an actress again after that.
Never underestimate the stupidity and stubbornness of Hollywoke.
She should just stick to being the bitter ex wife of a Jonas brother and not bother acting again
But who are Jack Black, Kevin Hart & The Rock going to be??
Hated Sansa character in Game of thrones , was more of a Daenery stan
(Missandei) Nathalie Emmanuel i think has the most work post thrones. Granted it mostly Fast and Furious Movies , its still something.
Honestly she’s really hot… Thrones didn’t miss with casting attractive women