Tik Toker Poisons Neighbor With Raw Chicken

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2023
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  • @imactuallylazy
    @imactuallylazy  Год назад +1506

    Second channel gang!!

  • @OfficerGlintTorris
    @OfficerGlintTorris Год назад +3867

    You don’t even need oil to cook bacon 💀

  • @kenziecoco3215
    @kenziecoco3215 Год назад +2094

    I’m not even gonna fucking lie, This was terrifying. How has she not killed somebody with that cooking!!!

    • @miaryman8438
      @miaryman8438 11 месяцев назад +22

      Damn Straight im Fing Nigella lawson Lol... I thought i wasnt a Great cook ! JEEZUZ..😢😮 EEEEK...😂😱

    • @_srz_9742
      @_srz_9742 10 месяцев назад +31

      It mostly terrifying how she is herself alive with this amont oil!

    • @daniellecailly5448
      @daniellecailly5448 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@_srz_9742 An salmonella poisoning 😖

    • @skullrose8985
      @skullrose8985 9 месяцев назад +6

      Hopefully she doesn't feed anyone else & she's probably built up a wall or her immune system has 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gallagerstan
      @Gallagerstan 9 месяцев назад +2

      im in all my states rn

  • @grimmsus1469
    @grimmsus1469 Год назад +885

    “ah yes time to cook a healthy meal!” *pours 5 gallons of oil into pan*

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 11 месяцев назад +27

      I mean olive oil is healthy. But i'm not sure about oil soup.

    • @llcoolt468
      @llcoolt468 10 месяцев назад +6

      The American way

    • @AutumnKatto
      @AutumnKatto 10 месяцев назад +20

      @@bluebeka2458to much of anything is never healthy

    • @katodd2925
      @katodd2925 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@llcoolt468She's not American lmao

    • @JG-yd5tz
      @JG-yd5tz 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@bluebeka2458oil soup hahaha I can't

  • @swampcrotchmcgee1728
    @swampcrotchmcgee1728 Год назад +970

    This person needs to be in assisted living. No one is that clueless without having a mental delay. She's going to make herself sick.

    • @PSmith-dl2hw
      @PSmith-dl2hw 11 месяцев назад +49

      Yesss exactly what I was thinking

    • @emmacottaa
      @emmacottaa 10 месяцев назад +22

      agreed😢

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 10 месяцев назад

      She's gonna burn the house down pouring all that crap into a hot deep fryer. She's dangerous.

    • @AutumnKatto
      @AutumnKatto 10 месяцев назад +17

      Already is, my friend

    • @Zxzzxxzv
      @Zxzzxxzv 10 месяцев назад

      Shes autistic

  • @meliatortilla4625
    @meliatortilla4625 11 месяцев назад +820

    I feel bad for her. The entire situation make me think she has a severe learning disability.

    • @twiix29
      @twiix29 10 месяцев назад +110

      i saw she had a puzzle and heart tattoo she maybe high on the spectrum

    • @Nothing-kv5om
      @Nothing-kv5om 10 месяцев назад +27

      Putting it mildley

    • @Zxzzxxzv
      @Zxzzxxzv 10 месяцев назад

      Shes autistic

    • @cobykonneor
      @cobykonneor 9 месяцев назад +62

      Im autistic plus other neuro stuff and I'll be honest we dont cook. My partner does sometimes. But I dont trust myself to. When I do, its like rice and veggies. Or stuff thats reallly hard to mess up.

    • @user-l-am-human
      @user-l-am-human 9 месяцев назад +4

      I’m not the only 1

  • @adambomb1553
    @adambomb1553 11 месяцев назад +1323

    So, Layze, just to clarify for you. The chicken has neither a butthole nor a vagina. Rather, like most birds, it has one hole in the back where everything comes out of. This hole is known as the cloaca.

    • @lowellthoerner1209
      @lowellthoerner1209 10 месяцев назад +91

      I don't want to know how you know that

    • @lowellthoerner1209
      @lowellthoerner1209 10 месяцев назад +57

      @@DanielShortKing you know what else you learn about in school? Sarcasm

    • @Mazyb0i_lol
      @Mazyb0i_lol 9 месяцев назад +49

      @@lowellthoerner1209 I don’t know how they found out, but my aunt has chickens lol, also I’m an animal enthusiast, so I like to learn everything about all animals I can read up on. those things are actually all over the Internet when it comes to anatomy. If you have chickens, you need to know the anatomy. ❤

    • @blackqweenmars
      @blackqweenmars 9 месяцев назад +68

      @@lowellthoerner1209 the cloaca of a bird is like common knowledge. Many people know it.

    • @lowellthoerner1209
      @lowellthoerner1209 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@blackqweenmars r/wooosh

  • @adelaidethegoodwomanofthep9963
    @adelaidethegoodwomanofthep9963 Год назад +777

    Layze not realizing that chickens only have the one orifice is the best part of this video!

    • @shadowfoot2486
      @shadowfoot2486 11 месяцев назад +22

      That's what I was thinking

    • @ZoniesAndZoners
      @ZoniesAndZoners 10 месяцев назад +10

      LMAO

    • @catzzeria
      @catzzeria 9 месяцев назад +5

      Yes that is so true

    • @renegadetherapper
      @renegadetherapper 8 месяцев назад

      Most ppl don’t know about chicken buttholes.

    • @JaylaStarr
      @JaylaStarr 8 месяцев назад +2

      I pride myself on random knowledge… I binge medieval docs… I had no idea about the cloaca 😭 I have heard the word but it sounds exactly like what it is lol

  • @RavenFilms
    @RavenFilms 10 месяцев назад +231

    I don’t think this person is competent enough to live without an in-home caregiver. That’s not meant to be insulting, it appears to just be a genuine fact.
    Someone needs to get social services involved.

  • @BaDazai
    @BaDazai 10 месяцев назад +252

    😅 4:42 Listen up! If you want to cook a whole chicken with ZERO experience
    Step 1. Defrost the Chicken.
    Step 2: Season and Marinade. If you're not good with spices buy a bottle of Nandos Sauces and use that to rub all over the chicken mixed with salt + 1 table spoon of oil. Do this in a cast iron tray and cover with foil paper. Make sure the foil completely cover the chicken and doesn't let out any steam.
    Step 3. Set the oven to Grill and put the tray on the lower level of the oven. (Grill is when only the top part of the oven heats up)
    Step 4. Grill for about 45 minutes and then afterwards poke a hole in the foil and grill for an additional 15 to 20 minutes. Remove the foil and use a spoon to bask the chicken with any juices left. Periodically do this for 5 to 8 minutes, this last step is to brown the chicken so make sure you keep an eye on it so it doesnt burn black instead of brown.
    Step 5. Remove from oven and allow to cool before carving.
    This is a fool proof way to cook your chicken if you're not a seasoned chef.😊

    • @kecym.4808
      @kecym.4808 10 месяцев назад +11

      thank you

    • @dean.in.the.wild.
      @dean.in.the.wild. 8 месяцев назад +6

      Thank you! ❤

    • @minaryn1501
      @minaryn1501 8 месяцев назад +5

      Thank you. I'm going to screenshot it😂

    • @ka---bloom2433
      @ka---bloom2433 3 месяца назад +4

      Don't forget to clean your chicken first. I personally use vinegar to clean it because washing it under water can cause salmonella.

    • @BaDazai
      @BaDazai 3 месяца назад +5

      @@ka---bloom2433 you don't necessarily need to clean store bought chicken, comercial butchers do a great job dressing it begore sellling it, same as you don't need to clean beef, pork, lamb etc. The only time I clean chicken is when I slaughter it myself and have to dress and cut it before cooking it. I will clean feet/trotters though - chicken, cow, pig etc. The butchers don't always leave those clean. I also clean the offals too, those are always left slightly unclean no matter who I buy them from. Some fish need cleaning too, especially fresh and undressed fish. You'll need to gut and clean before cooking. In those cases, running water is enough and most ideal for cleaning and dressing. I use boiling water when removing the feathers. You don't need vinegar or anything else, just running water. Just clean up after with soap and bleach. Any bacteria is killed when cooking. Cleaning meat is for dirt, hairs and waser that are left on the meat. If your meat has none of these and the butcher had already done the dressing, then your meat doesn't require cleaning.

  • @grimmsus1469
    @grimmsus1469 Год назад +278

    the fact that bacon is just soaking up allllll that oil like a sponge while it sits there at room temp… 🤢

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 11 месяцев назад +8

      I mean i kinda understand that. I fear hot oil. And getting burn with that, so i usually put the oil and the ingredients before turning on the heat. Placing a lid after and let the hell lose for a while. 😂

    • @elflooffer5196
      @elflooffer5196 11 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@bluebeka2458I just chose for you that whatever you're cooking doesn't absorb oil easily, because it can make the food greasy, but I do understand the fear lol

    • @BaDazai
      @BaDazai 10 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@bluebeka2458don't cook on high heat and that won't happen. :)

    • @witchykittyy
      @witchykittyy 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@bluebeka2458bacon doesn’t need oil to cook

    • @edwinyupa5613
      @edwinyupa5613 10 месяцев назад +1

      RIGHTTT

  • @LoosingmyWilltolive
    @LoosingmyWilltolive 11 месяцев назад +327

    I'm sorry, but the clip where the chef dueted her video is just hilarious to me. She's watching someone ram potatoes and bacon into an uncooked chicken, all the while just looking so incredibly sad and distraught. She looks like she's witnessing that woman violently slaughter the chicken and it's family. 😭💀

    • @MitsueOokami
      @MitsueOokami 8 месяцев назад +20

      as someone who went to culinary school, i can confirm that these types of videos hit you a lot harder after SADFJKDS 😂😂😭😭

  • @christamist
    @christamist Год назад +198

    "You definitely did it. You violated the living shit out of it." 😂

    • @mamamiaWAAAHHH
      @mamamiaWAAAHHH 2 дня назад

      He said that just as I read that LOL (I love rewatching this video)

  • @AnimeFreak-dn6zt
    @AnimeFreak-dn6zt 11 месяцев назад +182

    I’m not even vegan and feel very bad for the chicken. This is a crime and call the police immediately.

  • @leila_de_hautjardin
    @leila_de_hautjardin Год назад +729

    I want to thank this girl, Nikocado Avocado and Amberlynn Reid for their great contents that motivate me to hit the gym twice a week and stay fit 🏋️💪

  • @lowellthoerner1209
    @lowellthoerner1209 10 месяцев назад +76

    I'm willing to bet that she probably saw a recipe suggesting she roast the chicken in a pan with onions and other vegetables, but didn't have onions, so just used frozen onion rings.

    • @brainybananaproduction
      @brainybananaproduction 4 месяца назад +1

      I thought they might have been leftover onion rings from her last take out…

  • @kkydesu14
    @kkydesu14 Год назад +96

    THE DILDO PART MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂😂

  • @missdella4990
    @missdella4990 Год назад +215

    Hope she doesn’t consider or have any kids until she at least takes some cooking lessons, this is kind of sad, like where were the figures teaching her throughout her life?

    • @Deadcablecorbs
      @Deadcablecorbs 7 месяцев назад +12

      If she ever does, those kids will either have the strongest immune system to ever exist or they wont make it over 3

    • @CLangley-yl1fb
      @CLangley-yl1fb 7 месяцев назад +3

      I'd argue one. She'd prolly put sugar in their milk@@Deadcablecorbs

    • @anemptyspace
      @anemptyspace 4 месяца назад +2

      Not to be disrespectful, but I don't think she can even have kids seeing the state her body is in. That is in no way a good environment for a fetus to thrive.

    • @sabrinacomotto3565
      @sabrinacomotto3565 3 месяца назад +3

      She's not in pshycological neither physical conditions to raise a kid properly.

  • @moonshineaudios5740
    @moonshineaudios5740 9 месяцев назад +71

    I genuinely think she is high on the disability spectrum. We used to have someone living next to us and she was very much exactly like this. She needed to be taken away to a assisted living facility
    My parents work in this field and this is definitely signs of a high on the spectrum intellectual disability. They sometimes genuinely cook and eat like this because that’s the height of their learning and understanding capacity. She probably saw cuts cooking videos and wanted to make them and share hers with no ill intent.
    This makes me sad for her tbh I hope someone can help her and her poor cat.

    • @winxclubstellamusa
      @winxclubstellamusa 6 месяцев назад +9

      I agree! I hope someone makes sure that she gets the help that she needs very soon.

    • @swimfast724
      @swimfast724 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah I absolutely agree. She's just not cognitively capable of taking care of herself or a home by herself like cleaning etc. That's not an insult to her it's just reality.sad reality, but reality nonetheless

  • @godsdaughter6519
    @godsdaughter6519 Год назад +37

    She comes across like someone who has learning difficulties.

    • @5Rice5Cake5
      @5Rice5Cake5 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah severe ones 😅

  • @auttumnjoyjones9315
    @auttumnjoyjones9315 Год назад +108

    She made a "healthy" meal with 9 pounds of vegetables oil💀
    Then used it to cook bacon YoU DoN'T NeED iOl fOr bAcOn👁👄👁

    • @dean.in.the.wild.
      @dean.in.the.wild. 8 месяцев назад

      IKRRRR

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 7 месяцев назад

      That's not healthy

    • @dean.in.the.wild.
      @dean.in.the.wild. 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@MelB868 Yeah, no shit Sherlock.

    • @deathstinger13
      @deathstinger13 5 месяцев назад

      she might, MIGHT, since that looks lke it might have been back bacon, which is much less fatty than the streaky bacon you usually get everywhere else...
      but that was still WAY too much oil. plus she didn't bother pre-heating the pan. Let it come to temp(you can splash some dropletts of water off your fingertips for a quick check; if they dance, you're good) Then add the oil, wait a little bit for it to start hitting temp, and add the bacon

    • @jessieb7290
      @jessieb7290 2 месяца назад

      The “skinny tip” thing always makes me laugh

  • @davidhocking561
    @davidhocking561 Год назад +175

    You are too funny. I'm glad you're back. I hope you're feeling better emotionally and physically. I'll keep watching and subscribing and hitting the thumbs up. 💙🤣

    • @michelleleon185
      @michelleleon185 Год назад +6

      Lazye is the best... I hope your well, my health is not to good but you always make my day better and make me laugh.. your a gift

  • @BFSCDER
    @BFSCDER Год назад +52

    RIP Chicken
    You'll be missed

  • @joeyallen4968
    @joeyallen4968 Год назад +68

    After watching this..im traumatized! Omg...i cannot believe she was serious with her "cooking "...Im just glad you were the one who made this video, otherwise I'd be traumatized for the rest of the day!! Lol! Love you Layze!!

  • @lilycorbaley100
    @lilycorbaley100 9 месяцев назад +19

    If you ever think you can’t cook remember this person exists

    • @Thing3876
      @Thing3876 9 месяцев назад +2

      Nahh💀

  • @Metalgirl2000
    @Metalgirl2000 Год назад +46

    with all that oil she could of made french fries or fried fish. no need for oil for bacon.

  • @teaicox1267
    @teaicox1267 Год назад +96

    It’s not the booty hole or vagina… all that is removed when they gut the chicken lol. I love watching you react 😂😂😂

    • @blackqweenmars
      @blackqweenmars 9 месяцев назад

      Chickens have a cloaca, they pee poop, and have sex through the same hole

    • @humanconsumer2864
      @humanconsumer2864 5 месяцев назад +5

      Also, chickens have cloacas

  • @deshaebraun3962
    @deshaebraun3962 11 месяцев назад +27

    Omg I would love to see Gordon’s reaction to this

  • @rebeccaxx
    @rebeccaxx 10 месяцев назад +30

    when i cook bacon and egg, i never put any oils in the pan, i just use the used bacon fat to cook the eggs . It gives the eggs more flavour as well!

    • @mysteryheart53
      @mysteryheart53 9 месяцев назад +2

      My parents also cook eggs in bacon fat

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 7 месяцев назад +2

      That's cooking eggs in grease I just spray the pan and cook my eggs I don't like bacon or bacon grease it makes me sick and also fat enough with out bacon grease

    • @mikkihesson3509
      @mikkihesson3509 3 месяца назад +1

      @@MelB868 ah yes away with those pesky natural oils spray the pan with chemicals i say! real fat doesnt make you fat hon. spray does.

    • @davidlionheart2438
      @davidlionheart2438 2 месяца назад +1

      @@MelB868 Only a monster dislikes bacon. An evil, evil monster.

  • @elysiuqn7937
    @elysiuqn7937 11 месяцев назад +33

    I lost it when she put all that seasoning on top of the burnt boiling fried chicken thing

  • @Ali-in-Wonderland.
    @Ali-in-Wonderland. Год назад +50

    I'm right there with you Layze. I about cried watching this.
    And that chef seriously lost her hope in humanity

  • @reba738
    @reba738 11 месяцев назад +37

    I thought she was trolling, until I saw the video of her touching her mouth and other disgusting things. Plus the fact she deleted it, makes me think she was proud of her monstrosity until the internet called her out

  • @Sailrjup12nh
    @Sailrjup12nh 10 месяцев назад +17

    You are my new favorite you tuber! Why you don’t have a million subs yet I don’t know!!

    • @imactuallylazy
      @imactuallylazy  10 месяцев назад +10

      appreciate the superthanks!!
      getting there slowly but surely 😂

    • @Aesthetic_Edits
      @Aesthetic_Edits 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@imactuallylazythey’re right, you deserve 1 million subs!

  • @nafiysamuhammad4208
    @nafiysamuhammad4208 Год назад +27

    I thought she was finally flipping it lol not removing it 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @nooneneedstoknowmyname
    @nooneneedstoknowmyname 10 месяцев назад +11

    I had a horror movie marathon last night and this video is the most terrifying thing I've seen all week.

  • @user-calebthetransman
    @user-calebthetransman 11 месяцев назад +49

    She called bacon drowning in oil a healthy meal, I can’t even imagine what my stomach would do if I ate that, tbh I feel like it would self destruct and I would die. (Anything she says that a healthy meal, there’s still so much oil, as I am a person with an extremely weak stomach, I just😅)

    • @Cloudkirb
      @Cloudkirb 10 месяцев назад +4

      I have a stomach of steel and that would also probably mess my stomach up beyond belief

    • @STEVANWEVAN
      @STEVANWEVAN 10 месяцев назад +3

      If I ate that shit i would probably have a horrible fucjing headache, stomach ache, and fever and probably need to go to the hospital or the er-

    • @user-calebthetransman
      @user-calebthetransman 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@STEVANWEVAN exactly

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 7 месяцев назад

      The fried chicken at KFC makes me not feel good I can't eat that junk anymore

  • @Arellyz
    @Arellyz 5 месяцев назад +7

    The way I immediately got out of Character Ai and erased it from my history is making me shake so fucking much😭 10:38

  • @tipswithliaa
    @tipswithliaa 6 месяцев назад +5

    Those chickens died for her and she was out there violating them💀💀

  • @MonicaSakura-ry3gm
    @MonicaSakura-ry3gm 7 месяцев назад +9

    My god, can't get enough of your channels 😂😂😂😂 Kay's Cooking, Cooking with Jack and Candy are the only people I know that have managed to bring chicken back to life after cooking it

  • @LanaTheGemini
    @LanaTheGemini 10 месяцев назад +16

    Fun fact: CHICKENS DONT HAVE A SEPERATE VAJAYJAY FROM A BUMBUM.. LOL. its literally a 3in1 type of deal with hens especially!
    They lay eggs and poop out of the same one hole lol. Its called a VENT ;)
    As an owner of around 12 chickens, i too learned alot lol

    • @jenshaw8085
      @jenshaw8085 10 месяцев назад +1

      Thx for sharing that knowledge 😂😂

    • @Lena-de2ws
      @Lena-de2ws 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah but still gross that she cooked that chicken with its hole xd She should have cut that part before cooking.

  • @Yujinthepookiest
    @Yujinthepookiest 11 месяцев назад +12

    THE ”flip that bitch"GOT ME LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY!!! btw I like your outfits in every vids they seem really comfy

  • @babyshadyxx7024
    @babyshadyxx7024 8 месяцев назад +8

    I actually saw her a couple days ago at a store I was in with my mum and she was with this girl. She gave me a smile and looked really shy

  • @Madame_Tactics
    @Madame_Tactics Год назад +29

    Layze, ya are the funniest person I know of. It's really hard to get me to laugh or smile genuinely. But you do it lol I legit am crying cause I'm laughin so bloody hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @krismiskarol
    @krismiskarol Год назад +11

    5:48 that looks like an air fryer and i am so confused 💀

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 7 месяцев назад

      Whatever it is she needs to stop using so much grease stop adding sugar to soda give up soda where she wouldn't be morbidly obese

  • @terihumphrey6624
    @terihumphrey6624 Год назад +23

    You don't add any oil to the pan when you're cooking bacon anyway it makes its own

  • @user-jt5rd8hi8s
    @user-jt5rd8hi8s Год назад +13

    I don't even cook or know how to cook and she's stressing me out. Just get out the kitchen ms girl cause WTAF!

  • @iamPETTY
    @iamPETTY Год назад +31

    She violated that chicken 😭

  • @annafirth6738
    @annafirth6738 9 месяцев назад +22

    Pretty sure the family of that chicken needs to press charges. That had to be a war crime or something.

  • @mcanderson5668
    @mcanderson5668 Год назад +25

    Welcome back, Lazy Layze! Happy you are recovering from RSV. Painful to be so sick.

  • @fahrdaris778
    @fahrdaris778 7 месяцев назад +4

    Your "stop" at 7:25 just cracks me tf up. 😆

  • @ezcupycake
    @ezcupycake 11 месяцев назад +11

    She violated all those food items for what, satisfaction!?💀
    also I'm still hungry just not for whatever the hell she made

  • @YourAverageLoser763
    @YourAverageLoser763 10 месяцев назад +7

    As a culinary student videos like these are legit just me scream crying for the length of the video

  • @tj4003
    @tj4003 11 месяцев назад +15

    Have I been cooking bacon wrong my entire life? Your supposed to put oil in the pan? Lol I was under the impression the bacon fat gave off enough oil

  • @toms5996
    @toms5996 Год назад +17

    Glad to have you back from your break - even though your yesterday's video on twins almost k***ed me and I'm sure this might give me nightmares as well🤣

  • @Geniemoonjannah
    @Geniemoonjannah 5 месяцев назад +3

    Layze you help me everyday with my grief and depression. Thank you so much for the continuous laughter, you’re such a blessing. I think you’re funnier than most comedians. Please never stop! Sending love. ❤

  • @isabellamari6681
    @isabellamari6681 11 месяцев назад +9

    I-I'm not hungry............. u guys want it?????? 💀

    • @Nothing-kv5om
      @Nothing-kv5om 10 месяцев назад +4

      NAHH please il throw up if i eat somthing

    • @isabellamari6681
      @isabellamari6681 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Nothing-kv5om FR 😂

    • @Tokorii33
      @Tokorii33 10 месяцев назад +3

      PLEASE WHY IS THIS IS SO FUNNY WHY ISN'T IT THE TOP COMMENT😂💀

  • @MonotonousGirll
    @MonotonousGirll 8 месяцев назад +7

    5:26 Bruh the chicken did NOT die for this- 😭

  • @billiejeanhenry6900
    @billiejeanhenry6900 11 месяцев назад +23

    Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was spoiled, because it’s raw. Since the whole thing is completely raw, it’ll spoil very soon after taking it out of the fridge. I don’t know why she would think cooking it for five minutes would do anything chicken is one of those things that you have to make sure it’s cooked correctly or it’ll make you very sick. Bacteria grows like crazy on raw meat, but especially chicken.

  • @JulezwithTrueCrimeReactions
    @JulezwithTrueCrimeReactions Год назад +13

    Aint no way she doesnt now how to use RUclips to learn basics....she cant be cooking like this for real. Not with all the comments I imagine shes getting. I cant....My Southern Texan-Cajun Heart cant take this.

    • @imactuallylazy
      @imactuallylazy  Год назад +10

      youtube videos are not enough for her, she needs a kitchen full of chefs to instruct her 😭

  • @kaceylou
    @kaceylou Год назад +16

    You’re the best, Layze! Love your videos. You crack me up.

  • @ronakghavampour1077
    @ronakghavampour1077 10 месяцев назад +5

    Not me actually pausing the video, thinking someone was knocking at my door 😂😂😂😂

  • @jailynrosealves
    @jailynrosealves Год назад +14

    So good to have you back!! Looking forward to all the new content!

  • @mrswhatdoyoucare2947
    @mrswhatdoyoucare2947 9 месяцев назад +5

    she isn't scared of salmonella - salmonella is scared of her

  • @Joker-pb7om
    @Joker-pb7om 9 месяцев назад +3

    This person makes Kays cooking look like a top tier chef

  • @pspspspspps
    @pspspspspps Год назад +7

    Fr I've been laughing and wheezing from the start. Love u sm Layze

  • @Iyiouseismouse
    @Iyiouseismouse Год назад +4

    It’s going up the cloaca… it’s a bird two for one 😂

  • @monicaconstantin5625
    @monicaconstantin5625 Год назад +12

    Loved thecooking tips haha
    I am so happy I discovered you only a few months ago cuz now I can watch you whenever I want to don't have to wait for a new one 😁😎

  • @brightballoon
    @brightballoon 3 месяца назад +1

    Layze, you are an up-and-coming everything, bc I can't get enough of your juicy content. It's so good. I lay my offering at your feet and ask for your blessing. You're such a good entertainer and brighten my life.

  • @fannyboni472
    @fannyboni472 11 месяцев назад +6

    8:44 its 1 and the same hole for chickens

  • @FreePigeon
    @FreePigeon 8 месяцев назад +4

    Reinforcing every stereotype about British cooking.

  • @ForAncientKingAndElvishLord
    @ForAncientKingAndElvishLord 10 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact: chickens only have one hole, and that's where everything comes out. Enjoy your eggs.

  • @JoyfulJasperJamesCalmClaire
    @JoyfulJasperJamesCalmClaire 10 месяцев назад +2

    I'm amazed she's not dead of food poisoning

  • @vfloor4119
    @vfloor4119 10 месяцев назад +4

    Kay's Cooking got a competitor 💀

  • @crystal-lee9075
    @crystal-lee9075 8 месяцев назад +3

    For reference its the neck cavity usually stuffed..and the wooden thingie is a rollingpin, usually used for baking/pastries

  • @yoanamitrova6852
    @yoanamitrova6852 10 месяцев назад +4

    Nah....the CONFIDENCE to even cook like this, just sends me

  • @MsLuna_MoonGoddess
    @MsLuna_MoonGoddess Год назад +10

    God to see you back hell of away to come back just making everyone sick to there stomachs🤢😹😹

  • @cousinsister69
    @cousinsister69 9 месяцев назад +5

    As this video is 7 months old, I'll just presume that the woman cooking has died from a heart attack because of her blocked arteries. 🤣

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah or just morbid obesity because she was morbidly obese there

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 7 месяцев назад +2

      I aunt died from a heart attack the doctor said if she had one more heart attack she is going to die and anyway she died at 45 from a heart attack

  • @judecameron7107
    @judecameron7107 Год назад +7

    Love you love your channel. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @its_galaxymoon
    @its_galaxymoon Год назад +8

    i feel like throwing up just looking at how she cooks. i hope that her neighbor did not eat that chicken.

  • @user-fb6ql6gg6p
    @user-fb6ql6gg6p Месяц назад +2

    10:06 the best part is i think that person is a chef💀💀

  • @CuddlesNCassy
    @CuddlesNCassy 4 месяца назад +5

    3:12 😂😂😂 I just cooked bacon the other day and it produces its own grease. Why is it swimming in grease??!!! 😂😂😂 Rip bacon 🥓😔

  • @inquisite472
    @inquisite472 8 месяцев назад +3

    This made me so confused,can someone reach out in her own community too help this poor woman..😢😢

  • @YinPatterns
    @YinPatterns 9 месяцев назад +2

    how my mom thinks im gonna end up in the future when i dont watch her cook dinner for the 103243486th time:

  • @crownedking_cj8890
    @crownedking_cj8890 6 месяцев назад +2

    Cooking with Jack would be so proud of her

  • @debbiebasquit0728
    @debbiebasquit0728 Год назад +7

    So happy you’re back! ❤❤

  • @nataliabennett8157
    @nataliabennett8157 6 месяцев назад +4

    yo 3:42 900 for that oil, 600 for the bacon, 670 for the ye old oak tinned hot dogs, 440 for the cheese, 420 for the pasta. 3,030 calories for that one meal.

    • @nataliabennett8157
      @nataliabennett8157 6 месяцев назад

      i also think she has an autism speaks tattoo? id. im autistic but im not this fucking retarded.

  • @DillPickles86
    @DillPickles86 5 месяцев назад +2

    Even starving kids across the world are like “hard pass”

  • @hyperion7155
    @hyperion7155 4 месяца назад

    I love both of your channels, just found them both a few month ago. YOU ARE SOOOO FUNNY!!!!

  • @Ashley-he7ym
    @Ashley-he7ym Год назад +5

    6:57 "is that the booty?!" And her saying yes it is 😂

  • @Levi-he6nj
    @Levi-he6nj 11 месяцев назад +3

    The poor chicken 💀
    And i hope that cat is doing ok but I'm concerned

  • @ThriftyDivas
    @ThriftyDivas Год назад +1

    Dario, it took me way too long to find your second channel! I did a search for it and nothing came up. Finally, luckily it showed up in my recommended and I was able to subscribe. Second channel gang! 🙌🏼

  • @Coralakaxcutezicxralx
    @Coralakaxcutezicxralx 11 месяцев назад +5

    These people make me lose faith in humanity I mean if you don’t know how to make chicken you scare me 😨💀

  • @mcsmouche
    @mcsmouche 10 месяцев назад +5

    There’s an explanation to this madness, she put the chicken in the oven and forgot to turn it on. 😭

  • @bluebeka2458
    @bluebeka2458 11 месяцев назад +5

    "If there is someone who should be canceled for bad cooking on tiktok, it should be her."
    Oooh you have no idea. There is worse. =3

  • @jessicalucero3271
    @jessicalucero3271 9 месяцев назад +1

    I laughed so hard during your commentary lol 😂 thanks for the good laugh

  • @janelwilliams9144
    @janelwilliams9144 Год назад +7

    Skinny hacks with Layzeeeee..... 😁Lol u just made my day, I feel totally normal now!!!!

  • @waterpants9590
    @waterpants9590 10 месяцев назад +3

    This reminds me of my aunt who kept her chicken in a 15 yo oven from 8 pm to 12 am AND IT WAS STILL SLIGHTLY RAW. Like they had to cut off the edible parts + tomatoes and fry the rest of the pieces😭 we were all so drunk and hungry

  • @Sunset895
    @Sunset895 4 месяца назад +6

    2:40 wtf is she doing😭😭😭

  • @abbiehunch
    @abbiehunch 3 месяца назад +4

    6:19
    No thanks I just ate … oh my dogs poo wait no sh** um I ate your dogs poo wait no frick um I ate my cats poo wait Ughghg DAMN IT

  • @sabrina798able
    @sabrina798able Год назад +5

    No silly the neighbor was saying let me put my sausage in your pie! It comes with gravy!