Plane Crash - Ron White
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- Опубликовано: 14 мар 2012
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“We took off from the Beaumont Airport Hair Care and Tire Center….” 😂😂
that is the greatest comedy routine i have heard in many yrs and it never gets old.
Quoting this to my wife on a flight from New Orleans to Houston. She hates flying! :)
One of the funniest 3 minutes of all time...
"all the way to the scene of the crash" God, I laugh my ass off every time at that.
I love the part about the goose "Go around! Go around!" XD
First time I heard this was in Phoenix at the Blue Collar Comedy concert. Peed my pants i laughed so hard.
Hit something hard! I don't want too limp away... That was great...
Claude Rains I READ THIS AS HE WAS SAYING IT HAHAHA
I like his getting thrown out of a bar joke
lol i used to tell this to my dad's friends around the campfire. I miss you Dad God bless.
+Frank Black Sounds like some good memories.
"they told us we lost oil pressure over the speaker system which was stupid because they could have just went (looks back) hey we lost some oil pressure"
LMAO so true
I flew in a plane were i literally could have reached out and patted either pilot on the shoulder…I sat right in front of the door…definitely a different animal from flying in a modern airliner
Best routine...terrific airplane humor
He's funny as hell 😂
He's is funny Ron's cool 😎
Comedy genius!
I love thatbRon can tell a story like this, be totally raw and not curse. Now thats a comedian!
Traveling at the Speed of Smell
Half the speed
We got passed by a kite!
How Farr is Texas Roadhouse in the Rockies night at the Barr all 83 minutes
There was a goose behind us, and the pilot was screaming, “go around!”
Hit something hard, I don't want to limp away from the summama
I hate to admit I think this guy's experience is for real.... damn, I got some good stories
My manager doesn't own a GLOBE...
always have loved ron
My favorite line was I bet we beat the ambulance there by 30 minutes
I am from Beaumont and it is ridiculous ro fly to Houston. It is 90 miles away.
I was in a plane no bigger than a pack of gum 😂😂🤣🤣
OH MY GOD,i laugh at this everytime
All the way to the scene of the crash 😂
"Take it down, I don't care."
Sublime.
Beaumont to Houston is like... 80 miles, tops.
Ya right
I'd drinking since bout lunch I dont give a shit hit something hard I dont want to limp away
Its like a pack of gum with 8 people in it
When he tells this joke in Tater Salad is it not Flagstaff Arizona to Phoenix Arizona ?
Probably - but Beaumont to Houston is actually funnier!
He switches up the cities depending on where he tells the joke. He's told it a few times in different places.
Oh lord I laugh my tail off every time I listen to this. GO around..bet we beat EMS to the scene. and hit something hard I dont want to lemp away. im betting its going to be the goose they hit...lol..
Can't pull it off with this equipment.
how far with this other engine take us? all the way to the scene of the crash which is pretty handy cause that's where we're heading..lol
And I been drinking since lunch..take it down I don't care
Frank Black
Disappointed that there are not more just more of the same thing
I love you Riana :P
Pilot was getting high on fumes
"Like a pack of gum with eight people in it." I hope he tells this joke when he hits Cheyenne in May.
We will beat the paramedics there by a half hour lmao
Ya know this is made up since he changed it from Arizona to Texas. But hell it's hilarious anyway I like this one better.
thethunderbird87 He was performing in TX when he told this version and in AZ when he told the Flagstaff version. It's called tailoring your material to your audience.
Stop being so literal, its a joke and I bet you laughed at it. BTW Kool name " the thunderbird" your pro name is far funnier than the joke!!! Hahaha
@@NT-fo3me And, I'm still laughing hard because I know where Beaumont is compared to Houston and how backwater that place is! The joke works. But then, Ron White is from TX.
We are haulin’ ASS!!
❤️❤️❤️❤️👍🏼👍🏼❤️😂
He's handsome! A little mean spirited sometimes but life will do that?
He is a funny dude😊
One of my Favorites!
very funny
There's always that one woman in the crowd with an annoying laugh.
Careful u mite offend someone.i did all i said was her laugh was annoying.lol
@@jshaw4757 excuse me?
@@jshaw4757 gotya. Now days you cant say nuttn and people get histarical. Thank u ill use that from now on..
lol hilarious
Look up cape air Pete Davidson
You guys keep quoting "fair use", but I see no criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, or research occurring in this video.
Yeah, the idiots that post these videos believe if they post that crap it will keep them online, not realizing it doesn't make one rats ass in hell. If the owner of the copyright decides they don't want these up, guess what, they all come down.
I tell this joke when I’m on anthesia
Ciera Harrison
Why anesthesia?
no great language but funny
reported for copyright
This does not qualify for fair use
Your mama raised a bitch
You can't report it, it isn't your copyright.
What a bitch
Two years past, how did that copyright report go?
Plane crashed in a very specific way❤👉 right t.mullica talk❤