The look he gave the person who laughed after he mentioned starving Ethiopians was absolute comedy gold ; he didn't have to say a single word, I found that hilarious.
@showmoke, not to take the fun out of it but to be honest i wouldn't put it past Peter Kay, he' a very "rehearsed" comedian, unlike Dara O'Briain for example
Patrick Hannon - yes, I agree. Kay is still very funny though. But he wouldn’t be the first comedian to utilise rehearsed assistants in the audience with the intention of hoping the audience thinking that it was made up on the spur of the moment!
@showmoke, I know, I'm agreeing with you! I probably didn't phrase it right, but yeah a lot of comedians do use "plants" in the audience more often than you think, as you probably know. I was just trying to point out the difference that some comedians need to practice and refine a routine, where others, like Dara, are better when they work off the cuff, I'm a musician and it's the same for me and my mates, some work off the cuff and some need to rehearse
Full list of the actual lyrics. (and song titles etc) 0.00-11 Take That-Back for good “wash your back” WANT you back for good 21-1.00 Sister Sledge-We are family “just let me staple the vicar” Just let me state for the record 1.00-1.08 Sister Sledge -We are family “we giving love in a femidom” We're giving love in a family dose 1.11-1.28 Duffy-Mercy “1’m begging you for birdseed” begging you for mercy 2.11-2.25 The Cars-Drive “Thinking nothings wrong, pork pie” Thinking nothings wrong, but bye 3.10-3.25 Michael Jackson-You are not alone “Your burgers are the best” Your burdens I will bear 3.38-3.59 Celine Dion - The Heart will go on “I believe the hot dogs go on” I believe that the heart does go on 4.10-4.20 KD Lang -Constant craving “Arseholes” Our souls 4.31-4.55 Bobby Gentry- I’ll never fall in love again “After you do he’ll never bone you” After you do he’ll never phone you 5.06- 5.12 Babyface- Everytime I close my eyes “Everytime I think of it I piss myself” Everytime I think of it I pinch myself 5.40-5.55 Shania Twain -That don’t impress me much “I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night” I can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight
I was watching this in bed with headphones and my wife was asleep beside me. I was laughing so hard; I woke her up. She asked me why I was laughing so I let her watch, Now, we are both laughing.
Oh mate! Missus was sleeping too but I wasn't risking waking her up after the day she had!!! I had to hold so hard to stop my self lmao! Hardest moment in my life mate! He is fooking hilarious!
What the hell are you blabbing about???? How on earth to you get that from this??? Only lives 5 miles from me and nobody has a bad word against him, just a top bloke who's very funny
I was feeling right down this morning around 4am...couldn't face the day at all. Knew I'd work at 5:30am. Watched this just now in the locker room and it really has cheered me up. To anyone going through a rough patch, know you're not alone and I hope you feel a bit better about things as your day progresses.
@ClarityDetermination I hope you're feeling better than a year ago now. I have come back many times to this to be cheered up. And I saw your comment today. 😊
Oh Em Gee! USA lady here. I haven't laughed at a comedian so hard that drew tears in a very long time. It just so happens that I lost a very dear sister-in-law last week, and I needed this humorous levity greatly. I can always count on British humor to make me laugh out loud. Thank you Peter Kay. This is my first encounter with your act. I hope to see more from you.
If you can get it out there… see if you can get the full 3 series of CAR SHARE Peter Kay is the lead character in it. Also if you like James Corden from the “Late Late Show” hunt done the 10 Seasons of “Gavin & Stacey”. You’ll be hooked.
I doubt you'll read this but Peter Kay got me through my grief when I lost my family. I was watching Car Share. The first level of joy I felt in over a year.
I love the fact he plays the songs to letcha hear the way the lyrics can be misheard. That only adds tremendously to the humor he imparts !!! Hope I can find more of these videos by him. 🤣😂🤣
You'll find that there are plenty round our area (Bolton, Atherton, Leigh, Tyldesley) just like Peter Kay, it's a natural way to be from round here. I'm Bolton born and Atherton brought up, now in Leigh.
The audience is even worst laughing at words being changed by syllables ect ( pringle bells pringle bells pringle all the way) not many comedians would get away with it.
Manc Daz Farnworth born and bred here! I grew up surrounded by people with Peter’s accent. You’re right - there’s a northern humour that southerners find hard to understand.
Whenever I need a good laugh to forget what shit is going on the world, I turn Peter Kay on in a heartbeat.The only medicine I need .Thankyou Peter from the bottom of my heart xx
I watch this video often. When I can’t sleep, when I am sad etc. Fantastic. His facial expressions as well make me laugh so much. Love this guy! Comedy genius
I love that Peter Kay has that skill where he can make people laugh without saying anything and how by just giving a person one look can make an entire audience laugh!
@@gardensofthegods I'm an Aussie and discovered him a bit ago. However, when I posted my original comment, I think I went in to a rabbit hole of giggles because I binged-watched heaps of his videos haha. He's brilliant! 😅 Hope you have a great day/night 😊
@@stevenclarke5606 That's so cool that you've seen this show live!! He's so naturally amusing. Great to know that the whole show is equally as hilarious as the videos are. Have an awesome day/night! 😊
@@sarahsalsa2461 that's funny haha I could believe it . Yes thank you you have a good night also and a good day well I just noticed now it's almost 6:45 in the morning here so you're probably in the evening there now so have a good evening
Hahaha that part is so funny. I went back like 8 times just to hear that part and I laugh every time cuz it’s only that one dude who’s laughing loud lol 😂 🤣
Minute 1:57...Hands-down the hardest I've ever laughed. I continuously revisited that one scene and the roar of the audience makes me laugh even harder.
There is an American guy who does an act with misheard lyrics too. You MUST find him on youtube ! And most importantly read ALL the comments. Some of.them will have you laid out on the floor begging for air ! So NOT drink or eat. You have been warned. Dont choke to death !!!
This man is hilarious he is a comic genius I have saved this and every time I need a good laugh no matter how many times I watch it I love hysterically his facial expressions he's just unbelievable I wish him all the best in his recovery I hope he gets well and I hope he stays well God bless you Peter for all the smiles you brought to so many faces
OMG! Here I am sitting in Sweden, quietly eating a big chunk of pie, but I laughed so hard that I swallowed and almost choked on it. 😂😂😂 Hard egg? I can not unthink this...
Whenever I am feeling down and out in my work life, I visit this clip and I go back to work the next day and weave extraordinary magic and I suddenly start feeling so high in life. LOL! This is an amazing 6-7 minutes you can spend in your life watching this! In this case, it was not just about the performer. But the audience as well. To see their expressions and their nods and their absolute unfiltered laughter, it just makes you feel so happy. Lol. It is magical actually. This has to be the greatest stand-up comedy clip ever! I still don't understand how Richard Pryor can be considered great! I haven't ever laughed once at Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up acts. I have always felt Dave Chappelle is hugely overrated and unfunny as heck! This clip is GOLD and trust me. I have contributed more than 10,000 views on this clip, as I just keep coming back to this. It is magical.
it gets worse when you have pop songs that cared more about rhyming than making any sense at all, or when its someone with a different accent than the singer. of course brits would hear our souls as arse holes, that was great
I remember first seeing this years ago and laughing my ass off. I still laughed just as hard today 😂 I keep coming back to this skit because it's unbelievably funny and his presentation completely knocks it out of the park 😆
This phenomenon is known as a "mondegreen", happy wiki/googling! Only personal one that stands out to me is mishearing "After the boys of summer have gone" as "After the poison summer has gone". Though I know I've had tons more before looking up lyrics.
It's amazing. You can literally replay parts of this and just close your eyes and you will hear the original lyrics again, and then immediately watch his mouth and hear his ones.
In US we have famous song by Creedence Clearwater Revival: “There’s a Bathroom on the Right.” (There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise.). This guy is gold. Thanks for sharing.
Shoot people back in the 60s thought that Creedence Clearwater Revival was singing There's a bathroom on the right instead of bad moon on the rise my daughter thought that Neil Diamond was singing about Reverend blue jeans instead of Forever in Blue Jeans
oh wow! I`m also guilty of Neil Diamonds ''Reverend in blue jeans' instead of 'forever in blue jeans', I thought the song was about a hippy vicar, turns out It just meant wearing jeans a lot.
I haven't laughed like this in ages ! I was literally in tears from laughing so much! This guy is good! Super talented comedian! APPLAUSE! STANDING OVATION ! MORE! MORE! MORE!
Doesn't matter if it was staged or not, I laughed when he said Starving Ethiopians. Reminds me of my colleague, who happens to be Ethiopian and eats barely anything per day, a small bag of crisps is all she needs the whole day.
MJ: She's a slave to the rhythm. My friend: "She's a snake in the river." Roberta Flack: Killing me softly with his song. My friend: "killing me softly with insults."
Oh Peter. Please whatever has happened, I hope you can find it in you to come back on stage at some point. I will take another day off work and re-buy my tickets. Love love love you.
Peter Kay, comedy at its best nine of the crude language that other comedians resort to to get a laugh. Pure genius Pete. Every misheard lyric is a gem. Specially the look on the starving Ethiopian lyric at the audience member who must have wet himself laughing.
My favourite is “I Try” by Macy Gray: “Though I try to hide it, it’s clear - I wore goggles when you were not here” Either that or ‘Needed Time’ by Yxng Bane: “I need time. Tell my pastry chef” 😂 (credit to Greg James for this one)
Yes! After I heard a DJ mention misheard lyrics and that song I did more lyrics: Don't go down hall tonight It's bound to take your life There's the bathroom on the right. 🚽😝🤣🤣
In songs with "girl" in it, I like switching it to squirrel. Uptown Girl becomes Uptown Squirrel. And crazy for this girl becomes crazy for this squirrel.
WHY was this not on the DVD?!!!! I laughed hard at the show, but this BROKE me the first time I saw it! 🤣🤣 And also, I've listened to "Drive" 1000+ times at all speeds and looked up the lyrics-they sing "pork pie".
Sadly, I had never heard of Peter Kay before I ran across this video tonight - happily, I ran across this tonight! This guy is hysterical - I needed this - can not recommend this enough - brilliant!
This is one of those clips I watch to cheer myself up if I need a good laugh. I’ve watched it loads of times but it brings tears of laughter to my eyes every time.
I adore this guy in every way ... he is just naturally Funny!!!! Just great comedy ... thankyou Peter Kay for making everyone laugh with you!! 😂😂😂😂 And for being a gentle man...
Discovered Peter here on RUclips. Not know if he ever had a show up here in Norway.. anyway he is just fantastic and I just love the way he makes everyday observations hilarious.. see and hear this guy live just must be the best.. 😎
Actually...Jimi was well aware of the phonetic ambiguity of the lyrics, and was a fan of English comedy like The Goons I' ve seen a few concerts where Jimi says "Scuse me whilst I kiss this guy" and campily blow a kiss at Noel Redding
it does not matter how many times you watch peter kays misheard lyrics its always funny he is the best ever. My ribs hurt everytime. You will never be able to listen to these songs again without laughing.
It's just like the Christmas song by the waitresses called Christmas wrapping. There is a line that says "because I am retired" and i thought they said "because I am retarded"
@@jamesfrancombe468 You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim Go and listen to Sheikh Ahmed Deedat and Sheikh Zakir Naik and Sheikh Yusuf astas
The look he gave the person who laughed after he mentioned starving Ethiopians was absolute comedy gold ; he didn't have to say a single word, I found that hilarious.
The single bit I piss myself laughing at is that lol
Just wondering though if that person who laughed was an organised plant - sorry to be cynical, but I think it was.
@showmoke, not to take the fun out of it but to be honest i wouldn't put it past Peter Kay, he' a very "rehearsed" comedian, unlike Dara O'Briain for example
Patrick Hannon - yes, I agree. Kay is still very funny though. But he wouldn’t be the first comedian to utilise rehearsed assistants in the audience with the intention of hoping the audience thinking that it was made up on the spur of the moment!
@showmoke, I know, I'm agreeing with you! I probably didn't phrase it right, but yeah a lot of comedians do use "plants" in the audience more often than you think, as you probably know. I was just trying to point out the difference that some comedians need to practice and refine a routine, where others, like Dara, are better when they work off the cuff, I'm a musician and it's the same for me and my mates, some work off the cuff and some need to rehearse
Full list of the actual lyrics. (and song titles etc)
0.00-11 Take That-Back for good
“wash your back”
WANT you back for good
21-1.00 Sister Sledge-We are family
“just let me staple the vicar”
Just let me state for the record
1.00-1.08 Sister Sledge -We are family
“we giving love in a femidom”
We're giving love in a family dose
1.11-1.28 Duffy-Mercy
“1’m begging you for birdseed”
begging you for mercy
2.11-2.25 The Cars-Drive
“Thinking nothings wrong, pork pie”
Thinking nothings wrong, but bye
3.10-3.25 Michael Jackson-You are not alone
“Your burgers are the best”
Your burdens I will bear
3.38-3.59 Celine Dion - The Heart will go on
“I believe the hot dogs go on”
I believe that the heart does go on
4.10-4.20 KD Lang -Constant craving
“Arseholes”
Our souls
4.31-4.55 Bobby Gentry- I’ll never fall in love again
“After you do he’ll never bone you”
After you do he’ll never phone you
5.06- 5.12 Babyface- Everytime I close my eyes
“Everytime I think of it I piss myself”
Everytime I think of it I pinch myself
5.40-5.55 Shania Twain -That don’t impress me much
“I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night”
I can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight
Thanks a lot, I was just looking up 'pork pie' :D
How do I copy this
@@nimishasv take a screenshot :)
Thanks for this. After listening to the comedy I could not remember the real lyrics that I knew before.
😂😂😂
I revisit this video every-so-often just to bring some joy to my life... this is CLASSIC!!! LOVE IT!
#metoo
5:06
Same!
A year later and I’m still back here 😂
I revisit daily at the mo!! 😂🤣😂🤣Kx
I was watching this in bed with headphones and my wife was asleep beside me. I was laughing so hard; I woke her up. She asked me why I was laughing so I let her watch, Now, we are both laughing.
Haha priceless 😊👍
Haha epic ☺😅🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
Oh mate! Missus was sleeping too but I wasn't risking waking her up after the day she had!!! I had to hold so hard to stop my self lmao! Hardest moment in my life mate! He is fooking hilarious!
There's a word for people like you....."lucky" hahaha
Wow! What a crazy life you lead!
He had that audience laughing until they were out of breath. This is so good
Yeah Worst laughtercide in history.
@@Horriblebastad And how the fuck do you come to that conclusion ya fuckin moron????
What the hell are you blabbing about???? How on earth to you get that from this??? Only lives 5 miles from me and nobody has a bad word against him, just a top bloke who's very funny
Herd mentality, I didn't think it was that great. Now I'm off to find some Jimmy Carr for a decent chuckle.
@@markmark5269 jimmy is rubbish. Lee is the way to go
I was feeling right down this morning around 4am...couldn't face the day at all. Knew I'd work at 5:30am. Watched this just now in the locker room and it really has cheered me up. To anyone going through a rough patch, know you're not alone and I hope you feel a bit better about things as your day progresses.
@hugohacken bush3...
Hi, I know how you feel. Thank you for your kind words. We need to laugh more, it's my best medicine.
Cheers mate.
@ClarityDetermination I hope you're feeling better than a year ago now. I have come back many times to this to be cheered up. And I saw your comment today. 😊
Oh Em Gee! USA lady here. I haven't laughed at a comedian so hard that drew tears in a very long time. It just so happens that I lost a very dear sister-in-law last week, and I needed this humorous levity greatly. I can always count on British humor to make me laugh out loud. Thank you Peter Kay. This is my first encounter with your act. I hope to see more from you.
My condolences for the loss of your sister in law. I always watch this video whenever I'm feeling down. Cracks me up laughing every time.
I'm sorry for your loss and glad this helped.
keep the laughs going - search sean lock
If you can get it out there… see if you can get the full 3 series of CAR SHARE Peter Kay is the lead character in it. Also if you like James Corden from the “Late Late Show” hunt done the 10 Seasons of “Gavin & Stacey”. You’ll be hooked.
I doubt you'll read this but Peter Kay got me through my grief when I lost my family. I was watching Car Share. The first level of joy I felt in over a year.
I've watched this 20 odd times and every time I laugh myself silly with tears streaming down my cheeks. This clip could end wars.
No matter how many times I watch this, I crack up. The man's a genius!
Pure x
Same. Always watch this when I'm feeling down. He certainly is pure genius.
Ha hot dogs
Definitely! 😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the best live comedy sets ever. The man's an absolute legend and a comedy genius
So much of his talent is the ability to know when to say nothing and let the audience make the connection. Incredible stage work!
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
In a documentary about him, a former teacher said the same thing. 🙂
amazing facial expressions too
I love the fact he plays the songs to letcha hear the way the lyrics can be misheard. That only adds tremendously to the humor he imparts !!! Hope I can find more of these videos by him. 🤣😂🤣
Such a horribly strong psychological effect. Even when I’ve known the correct lyrics for years, now I can only hear what he wants me to hear 😄
I know, it's annoying 😂
Too true
Like you cant un-hear it ever again....lol
Exactly, this is genius using the power of suggestion to override what we already know. And innthe cases I didn't know the lyrics, just gold !
Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 9
The man's a genius, no doubt. He should be prescribed on the NHS, would make anyone laugh/smile.
Rather prophetic. They are prescribing comedy today on the nhs!
@You need a medic anti-vaxxers. Think you got your terms mixed up, oops! 😂
This guy is criminally underrated. No idea why he is virtually unknown outside the UK
Not in France 🇫🇷 ✌️!
Maybe his Lancashire dialect. Difficult to understand for some.
Maybe because we can't understand him this side of the pond. And as an expat, I have trouble even
@@pwblackmore theres tons of famous british comedians internationally. I'm Australian and have zero trouble understanding him.
I’m here 🇦🇺
Anyone who sings "just let me staple the vicar" when We Are Family comes on is a legend 🔥🔥🔥
That's what it sounds like. I have no idea what it's supposed to be.
Just let me state for the record
Always ❤😂
I still sing Peter kay lyrics when I hear the song x
Aha after u do heel never bone yer
The great thing about Peter kay is his comedy is timeless. His stuff will be funny for generations
You'll find that there are plenty round our area (Bolton, Atherton, Leigh, Tyldesley) just like Peter Kay, it's a natural way to be from round here. I'm Bolton born and Atherton brought up, now in Leigh.
@@mancdaz972 I think it's all Northern areas. Salt of the earth.
The audience is even worst laughing at words being changed by syllables ect ( pringle bells pringle bells pringle all the way) not many comedians would get away with it.
He isn't really on TV anymore though.
Manc Daz Farnworth born and bred here! I grew up surrounded by people with Peter’s accent. You’re right - there’s a northern humour that southerners find hard to understand.
“Can’t see mine let alone kiss it” that was just the final move, killed me 😂😂😂
Ever seen the SNL sketch with Will Ferrel where he did yoga for years just for that purpose?
Neither can I !!
yeah. BRILLIANT!
“I don’t waste my evenings!”😂😂😂
No wonder since he's so overweight. But no worries. I can't kiss mine, either, although I weigh only 170 lbs being 184 cm tall.
Whenever I need a good laugh to forget what shit is going on the world, I turn Peter Kay on in a heartbeat.The only medicine I need .Thankyou Peter from the bottom of my heart xx
When ever I’m feeling low, I just rewatch this. It always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I’ve watched this.🤣🤣
Thanks Peter, I'm never going to be able to Listen to Sister Sledge We are Family ever again without hearing "Just let me Staple The Vicar"
We’re giving love in a femidom 😂
NEVER.
But does anyone know what she really says?
Just let me say for the record .....
@@elisabethcornell7109 state* for the record
I watch this video often. When I can’t sleep, when I am sad etc. Fantastic. His facial expressions as well make me laugh so much. Love this guy! Comedy genius
I love his little nod to the audience as he mouths "cock".
I can’t believe that anyone would not love this performance. Peter is the best there is
The look on his face when he says “pork pie” had me crying for ages 😂😂😂😂
Every time I hear the song, I sing it like this 😂
I can never hear anyone asking for a pork pie without laughing 😂
I thought he said “pot pie,” which makes this even funnier!
That song is a banger, but I can't help singing "pork pie" every time I hear it 🤣
Me too@@auntlizard262
Cannot unhear. Will forever hear these lyrics when these songs play.
It’s just effortless for him, isn’t it. A true genius in comic timing.
Oh that takes alot of effort, he works hard, really hard to make it appear effortless
If by effortless you mean he put no effort into this bit I agree.
Whoever disliked this must be miserable as hell. This is classic comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or they just have absolutely no sense of humour
we threw hot pee at them from our window True
propa Yorkshire comedy
@@jaderaven except he's from Lancashire not Yorkshire
Lmao 😂
I always come back on a yearly basis just to watch this again and it's like I never even watched it after.
I am the living personification of an Australian Victor Meldrew and even I have to acknowledge the joy this man brings to life.
Same mate😂
I don’t believe it!!
@@enigma_-_79 one of my fav shows ever
Only he can deliver these lines and make them hilarious. No one else could come close. And his expressions are pure genius.
I don't waste my evenings, even just that little comment, his timing is unbelievable
Yeah, his timing and nuance is Stan Laurel level.
I love that Peter Kay has that skill where he can make people laugh without saying anything and how by just giving a person one look can make an entire audience laugh!
"Starvin ethiopians"
Random guy: BUWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA
That was a recording being played
Aw man...u guys ruined it
He's probably Eritrean.
Ugh stupid people ruining it
Tooooo funny
Impossible not to think of this when you hear any of these songs now. Absolute genius stuff
1:58 Arthur Fleck in the audience...
Omg 😂😂😂
Omg yes 😂😂😂
I’m happy to see that Arthur didn’t stop going to comedy shows
@@Iceteanpizza he wears a lot of makeup now.
'How about another joke peter'
I love that everyone in that crowd is having the best time and experiencing non stop laughter. 😂 Brilliant!
I was luckily enough to get to see this show ( NEC ) Birmingham and I was laughing that much I was crying and gasping for air! Brilliant show!
As an American I only just discovered him just now when somebody mentioned him and wow this was really funny .
@@gardensofthegods I'm an Aussie and discovered him a bit ago. However, when I posted my original comment, I think I went in to a rabbit hole of giggles because I binged-watched heaps of his videos haha. He's brilliant! 😅
Hope you have a great day/night 😊
@@stevenclarke5606 That's so cool that you've seen this show live!! He's so naturally amusing. Great to know that the whole show is equally as hilarious as the videos are.
Have an awesome day/night! 😊
@@sarahsalsa2461 that's funny haha I could believe it .
Yes thank you you have a good night also and a good day well I just noticed now it's almost 6:45 in the morning here so you're probably in the evening there now so have a good evening
I’m American and this is the first I’ve ever heard of Peter Kay. He’s hilarious! Need more - gonna check out his other stuff on YT.
he has done a few great things, have a look for a tv show called "car share" trying to tell you about it would put you off but its ace,
@@chrispartosbro4555 I’ve already watched it including the outtakes. hilarious!
Seen it on fb
@@jenniferwilliams5478 I quit using FB back in 2016 👍🏽
Starving Ethiopians
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gets me everytime 😂😂😂
Same 😂
Hahaha that part is so funny. I went back like 8 times just to hear that part and I laugh every time cuz it’s only that one dude who’s laughing loud lol 😂 🤣
lol the blonde woman top-right in the audience looks genuinely upset, she's really NOT amused by the "pork pie"
2:21
@@TonyEnglandUK and the woman at the bottom left
@@TonyEnglandUK I never notice the audience. I'm not into judging others. I just don't care enough to do so 🤷🏽♀️
This guy would have a field day on the Bad Lip Reading channel.
They need to hire him.
@@dondemitri3760 "They" is actually just "He". One guy.
@@eprimeify2090 The Bad Lip Reading channel is directed/made by one guy? Dang.
Which is where he gets a lot of this from haha
EPrimeify ah, thought it was a male and female
“He’s got a bit of rivalry here Micheal, Celine’s peddling hot dogs on his patch”
Lmao I never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂
I miss this guy, such a great comic. Hope he comes back soon.
Minute 1:57...Hands-down the hardest I've ever laughed. I continuously revisited that one scene and the roar of the audience makes me laugh even harder.
had me in tears
Its the best part. My lungs hurt so bad
There is an American guy who does an act with misheard lyrics too. You MUST find him on youtube ! And most importantly read ALL the comments. Some of.them will have you laid out on the floor begging for air ! So NOT drink or eat. You have been warned. Dont choke to death !!!
Haven’t laughed so hard in years.
@@RepentfollowJesus are you talking about chris rock lol
Who here loves this man still, I know I do
I do.
Peter Kay has made me laugh for 13 years haha. I'm still yet to see him live.
Peter is very very clever and I love him.
I keep coming back to this every now and again and it still has me in hysterics . Peter Kay is the funniest man on earth.
Finally, a HD version on RUclips
This man is hilarious he is a comic genius I have saved this and every time I need a good laugh no matter how many times I watch it I love hysterically his facial expressions he's just unbelievable I wish him all the best in his recovery I hope he gets well and I hope he stays well God bless you Peter for all the smiles you brought to so many faces
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
I’ve seen this so many times and still makes me cry 🤣🤣🤣
That laugh after he said starving Ethiopians sounded like a manic supervillain. Absolutely perfect.
Bonnie Tyler’s, It’s a heartache. My dad thought she sang, It’s a hard egg. Couldn’t listen to it in the same way ever again 😂
OMG! Here I am sitting in Sweden, quietly eating a big chunk of pie, but I laughed so hard that I swallowed and almost choked on it. 😂😂😂 Hard egg? I can not unthink this...
It,s sounds nothing like hard egg
Rhianna Jinks Tell that to my dad!
Yup that would do it 😂
That look he gives at 1:59 when that man laughs at ‘starving Ethiopians’ is priceless....
defo a women voice
It's clearly a staged recording.
@@alfredhadesworth9253 Probably, but still funny.
@@alfredhadesworth9253 good job Peter kay is on one then
@@MrRedDeath1 What?
Whenever I am feeling down and out in my work life, I visit this clip and I go back to work the next day and weave extraordinary magic and I suddenly start feeling so high in life. LOL! This is an amazing 6-7 minutes you can spend in your life watching this! In this case, it was not just about the performer. But the audience as well. To see their expressions and their nods and their absolute unfiltered laughter, it just makes you feel so happy. Lol. It is magical actually. This has to be the greatest stand-up comedy clip ever! I still don't understand how Richard Pryor can be considered great! I haven't ever laughed once at Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up acts. I have always felt Dave Chappelle is hugely overrated and unfunny as heck! This clip is GOLD and trust me. I have contributed more than 10,000 views on this clip, as I just keep coming back to this. It is magical.
I have watched this over 20 times and it still makes me laugh😂😂😂😂
This tangent could go on for hours. Lyrics are so easily misinterpreted regardless of language xD
it gets worse when you have pop songs that cared more about rhyming than making any sense at all, or when its someone with a different accent than the singer. of course brits would hear our souls as arse holes, that was great
@@zevo9314 The rap of gangsta is the way to go. And the powder is in the future of the good.
Pierre Villemaire-Brooks day’s even, the correct term for misheard lyrics is “mondegreen”
I used to think "islands in the stream" was "Irelands Industry" ... 🙄🤔
😎👍☘️🍺
I used to sing Ivans Industry
My friends sings, "Pirates in the street, that is what we are..."
😂😂😂
Bahahahahahahaha that made me lol..
Classic!
I remember first seeing this years ago and laughing my ass off. I still laughed just as hard today 😂 I keep coming back to this skit because it's unbelievably funny and his presentation completely knocks it out of the park 😆
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
Love the way he says absolutely nothing about "Every time I think of it I piss myself" 😂
He does on the original edit,, they missed it off here
It’s amazing all he has to do is mime and then look in each direction everyone’s in bits😂
@@suebabington971 It's amazing how they can edit it out and we still mishear it. That's how badly it was sung.
"Celines peddling hotdogs, shes on his patch" 🤣🤣
No matter how many times I watch this, its always funny
If Peter Kay doesn't make you laugh out loud, you are dead inside !
The man is funny to the bone !
I did…lol… then sent to our Vicar…suggested he turn it off after 4:10, though.
Right, I nearly died watching the car share series, I couldn’t breathe.
The guys is a legend
This phenomenon is known as a "mondegreen", happy wiki/googling!
Only personal one that stands out to me is mishearing "After the boys of summer have gone" as "After the poison summer has gone". Though I know I've had tons more before looking up lyrics.
It's amazing. You can literally replay parts of this and just close your eyes and you will hear the original lyrics again, and then immediately watch his mouth and hear his ones.
Sneakysneaky88 All the pretty girls - fun?
Yup! I heard that too until I actually saw the name of the song.
In US we have famous song by Creedence Clearwater Revival: “There’s a Bathroom on the Right.” (There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise.). This guy is gold. Thanks for sharing.
HAHA😁😂😃
Omg now that's all I can hear ! 🤣
@@marie-helenemartel7147 me too..HAHA😁😂😄
I'm in the UK and I know that song, it's a classic and now I will only be hearing what you've said 😂
Really? I thought it was "There's a baboon on the ride."
My sister was going around singing "Three LINES on a shirt..." She thought it was about Adidas! 🤣
Sara Toussaint lmaoooo! 🤣
Shoot people back in the 60s thought that Creedence Clearwater Revival was singing There's a bathroom on the right instead of bad moon on the rise my daughter thought that Neil Diamond was singing about Reverend blue jeans instead of Forever in Blue Jeans
I thought it was 3 lines too...of charlie...
oh wow! I`m also guilty of Neil Diamonds ''Reverend in blue jeans' instead of 'forever in blue jeans', I thought the song was about a hippy vicar, turns out It just meant wearing jeans a lot.
@@Subdeaconmark I have always sang there's a bad moon on the right lol
For me, the funniest thing about Peter is his facial expressions. The look he gives the person laughing at starving kids is priceless!
I haven't laughed like this in ages ! I was literally in tears from laughing so much! This guy is good! Super talented comedian! APPLAUSE! STANDING OVATION ! MORE! MORE! MORE!
"I Piss Myself" fucking had me! I lost it the most right there!
4:24 'i don't waste my evenings' with that little laugh... One of my favourite Peter Kay's lines ever
You got it!!! I KNEW someone would catch that line, best quote in the entire video.
The problem is you can’t “unhear” those misheard lyrics anymore!! I’m now singing I’ve “stapled the vicar”!! 😂😂
That's what it sounds like and all I hear and don't know what it is.
what about megadeth 🤣
Is nobody gonna talk about the guy that laughed on his own
That was staged
Oh rly? Oh, then it’s not that funny any more lol
Doesn't matter if it was staged or not, I laughed when he said Starving Ethiopians. Reminds me of my colleague, who happens to be Ethiopian and eats barely anything per day, a small bag of crisps is all she needs the whole day.
@@livedandletdie
Why does she eat when bare?
Joker
MJ: She's a slave to the rhythm.
My friend: "She's a snake in the river."
Roberta Flack: Killing me softly with his song.
My friend: "killing me softly with insults."
steelethescene 😂😂
Think your friend is actually much deeper!
steelethescene a snake in the river 😂😂
your friend's version makes more sense than Roberta's original
Roberta Flack: strong in my pants with his fingers
I was at this gig... never ever laughed so much in my life!!!
Lucky you. Would have love to have been there. My other biggest regrets are not going to Woodstock[the original] and a Pink Floyd concert.
Me too but I went to see him in Manchester though
Peter Kay's delivery and mannerisms really separate him from the pack. The laugh track at the Live Aid bit was genius.
Oh Peter. Please whatever has happened, I hope you can find it in you to come back on stage at some point. I will take another day off work and re-buy my tickets. Love love love you.
Comedy genius! The timing an ingenuity in this scheme is incredible
Peter Kay, comedy at its best nine of the crude language that other comedians resort to to get a laugh. Pure genius Pete. Every misheard lyric is a gem. Specially the look on the starving Ethiopian lyric at the audience member who must have wet himself laughing.
My favourite is “I Try” by Macy Gray: “Though I try to hide it, it’s clear - I wore goggles when you were not here”
Either that or ‘Needed Time’ by Yxng Bane: “I need time. Tell my pastry chef” 😂 (credit to Greg James for this one)
I've got that song on one of my CDs. Unfortunately, thanks to Peter, I now can't listen to it without hearing "porkpie".
Wimpoman every time You go away You take a piece of MEAT with you.🤣🤣
R Ferdinando I used to think as a kid that were the words lol
CCR: there's a bad moon on the rise
Me: there's a bathroom on the right
I was going to mention this one too.
Yes! After I heard a DJ mention misheard lyrics and that song I did more lyrics:
Don't go down hall tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's the bathroom on the right. 🚽😝🤣🤣
In songs with "girl" in it, I like switching it to squirrel.
Uptown Girl becomes Uptown Squirrel. And crazy for this girl becomes crazy for this squirrel.
me too.
There's a Batman on the right.
WHY was this not on the DVD?!!!! I laughed hard at the show, but this BROKE me the first time I saw it! 🤣🤣 And also, I've listened to "Drive" 1000+ times at all speeds and looked up the lyrics-they sing "pork pie".
Must be copyright issues I guess songs/artists
This was on the dvd?
Sadly, I had never heard of Peter Kay before I ran across this video tonight - happily, I ran across this tonight! This guy is hysterical - I needed this - can not recommend this enough - brilliant!
Probably one of THE best pieces of comedy ever done imo - pretty impossible to beat this
Not only are the misheard lyrics funny but also the way he presents them 🤣 Hilarious! I could watch him for hours.
This is one of those clips I watch to cheer myself up if I need a good laugh. I’ve watched it loads of times but it brings tears of laughter to my eyes every time.
He is so brilliant, love Peter Kay
ACDC: She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.
She had the best damn printer that I ever seen
Knocking me out with those american ties
Chicken meat I wont share, had me farting at bears.
@@jaspertickler1831 😂😂😂😂
You forgot "/" in AC/DC! 😩
He is absolutely hysterical, I can't get enough of him
I adore this guy in every way ... he is just naturally Funny!!!! Just great comedy ... thankyou Peter Kay for making everyone laugh with you!! 😂😂😂😂
And for being a gentle man...
Discovered Peter here on RUclips. Not know if he ever had a show up here in Norway.. anyway he is just fantastic and I just love the way he makes everyday observations hilarious.. see and hear this guy live just must be the best.. 😎
Jimmy Hendrix - Purple Haze "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
CCR - Bad Moon Rising "There's a bathroom on the right"
Oh my gosh that's just what I commented and then I saw your comment about Creedence Clearwater
Actually...Jimi was well aware of the phonetic ambiguity of the lyrics, and was a fan of English comedy like The Goons
I' ve seen a few concerts where Jimi says "Scuse me whilst I kiss this guy" and campily blow a kiss at Noel Redding
I always thought it was there's a bathroom on the right
it does not matter how many times you watch peter kays misheard lyrics its always funny he is the best ever. My ribs hurt everytime. You will never be able to listen to these songs again without laughing.
Having a bad day so decided to watch this - cheered me up beyond belief, , complete genius this man!!
This made me cry of laughter! I love these types of videos where misheard lyrics can be made into hilarious jokes! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I first saw this routine in 1999 at a student comedy night. Never gets old!
This man is genius! Incredible comedic timing and such a likeable personality.
It's just like the Christmas song by the waitresses called Christmas wrapping.
There is a line that says "because I am retired" and i thought they said "because I am retarded"
Abi Grant *Borat would like to know your location*
Abi Grant 😂 don’t
@@veganvocalist4782 I'm not going to
I think the line is, "Of course I am excited."
This will never not be funny!
I never say “just let me state for the record” now. Cheers Peter Kay 🤣
Seen this a hundred times never gets old love it
He brings so much jinnocent oy to his audiences. We need more like Peter.
Creeping Death by Metallica; I thought it was 'So let me return, Celine Dion.....'. Actually, it's 'So let it be written, so let it be done...'.
How have you mistaken that mate😂
You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim Go and listen to Sheikh Ahmed Deedat and Sheikh Zakir Naik and Sheikh Yusuf astas
@@jamesfrancombe468 You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim Go and listen to Sheikh Ahmed Deedat and Sheikh Zakir Naik and Sheikh Yusuf astas
I just listened. I can totally hear it.
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I listen to this when I'm having a down day,really helps,thanks Peter your great 😊