My youngest son used sing "Africa" by Toto when he was 4 or 5. He would walk around the house singing "I left my brains down in Africa". I would mutter "Apparently"
Steve Moris goes straight to my top 10 favorites list. Being of the same generation this set really brought back so many fun and happy memories. Thanks Steve and thanks Drybar. ❤❤❤
Wonderful comedy and musicianship Steve Moris. Thank you to you and your pals for your service to our country, and all best wishes for your best of health. Hope to see another video from you soon.
I had a friend who misunderstood the lyrics of The Beachboys line, "Come on let's cruise". She thought it was "Come on lets screw.. ya got..nothin to lose" 😂
@@conkpit and Cheech and Chong had the guy that did the sounds and impressions ( I can't remember his name right off) who imitated Jimmy and sang "Scuze me while I kiss this fly" then the squeak "help me!" 😆 Those guys 🙄 😂😆
So funny! Never saw him before. I was hoping he had his own channel but so far I can only find him on Dry Bar. I'd love to see more of his performances. A great comedian is an amazing way to get into a better mood! 🙂👋👍✌️💗
I loved this guy! Laughed all the way through & then that piece at the end…his cancer survival & veteran status plus shout out to other vets. Chef’s kiss 😘
😂🤣😂 I've finally found my people! 🤗 A 70's teen, so many songs that we made up our words. We couldn't understand theirs on our radios & 8 track players. "Why'd you do in your pants? Woo hoo."
Good stuff ! Salute for your service. Good you survived. And thank you for being you and sharing! Lotsa laughs !! Music&Comedy, Forever!! Well here it is!
From one cancer survivor to another, congrats my friend!!! (I’m a 3x cancer survivor… kidney cancer… had my left kidney removed, and in my intestines twice.) So proud of you and so happy for you! It takes strength, courage, and determination (and soooo many other things) to beat cancer. Prayers for your ongoing health!! Thank you for your service in the Air Force!! My Dad and all his brothers also served. They made AF history. The Tison Brothers. They were the first in the history of the Air Force to have had ALL the sons in the family (there was 5 of them) serve in the same unit at the same time. I’ll find you on fb or Instagram and send you the pics of the big Air Force article written about them with 2 pics of all of them on base together in it!
You gotta laugh. I feel you though, life is f'd beyond belief right now, at least in my own sphere of existence. Gotta one way ticket on a fast rocket ship to divorce after 20 years together. I've tried marriage counseling, intensive marriage counseling. I've done my own therapy as well just in case I was the problem. But sometimes there's nothing that can be done. I'm not ready to ingest lead at high velocity or anything, but I've been close. I realized that not only do I have great things to live for, kids to raise and watch build their own families, but life is bound to be so much better once I'm out of the energetic life suckling hole I've been in for the last few years. One of the big big things that's gotten me thru is comedy. Drives my wife nuts that I can manage to laugh when life is so depressing. She's not looking to better herself or anything, seems to be content in the bottom of the gutter where she's at, I think it bugs her that I didn't allow her to drag me in there with her. I can only help so much, but you can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped. I can name some great comedians for you if you'd like extra laugh fuel. They're not Dry Bar level though, although one of them somehow managed to do a Dry Bar special, he's a good good friend of mine. Jose Sarduy. Another friend up here in Seattle also did a dry bar a few years ago, Andrew Rivers. Both hilarious guys. They have helped me get thru as well as they always make me laugh and have helped teach me how to laugh at myself. Good luck buddy, you'll get thru it. Whatever it is 🤘😎🤘
Listen to Crossroads guitar duel as it really sounds. Guaranteed laugh. Can I recommend Katt Williams, Robin Williams, Greg Chappelle and Richard Pryor
This was awesome!!! I have a few to share! 🤣 "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief! Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief! Dirty Deeds and they're Thunder Chief!" 🤣🤣🤣 "Whoa, we're halfway there, Whoa, oh, there's a lizard in a chair!" "Ooohhh, we've got to hold on to what we've got! It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not!"-Livin' On A Prayer-Bon Jovi I'm 57, my ex is 59. When he was a kid, when the song (You) Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate would come on the radio, he thought they lyrics, "I believe in Milk Duds (instead of miracles), you sexy thing!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ~APRIL LIPKE
@@parlorseries4864 One day I was laughing about "misheard" lyrics and my husband said, "It's really not that funny." I replied, "It really IS that funny when I'm singing along with the lyrics I've "heard" for so many years thinking "the audacity of these bands and solo artists not even knowing the lyrics to their own songs after all these years!" So yes, yes it is that funny when you look at it from that perspective!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ~APRIL LIPKE
So rare to hear somebody explain why their jokes are funny and doing so with dignity. The explanations were even more hilarious 😄 Keep beating the odds, no matter the challenge, and being the hero that you are. By the way, a full-length album of those *rough draft* songs would be amazing! I’d buy it 😎
When I was in my 20s and "Dude Looks Like a Lady" came out (Aerosmith) on the radio, for a long time I thought they were singing, "Do the 'Monkey' Lady" .. as in the '60s dance ... It was only recently when I saw their video that I realized what the song was really about ..
So good to see you on RUclips, Steve. We met you on a cruise several years ago and attended your show in Branson a while back. I kept up with you on Facebook but lost track of you. It looks like you're doing what you love to do...hope to catch your show again sometime. God bless 🙂
Steve - I lived in Iowa City, Iowa in the '60's, for Junior High, and my older brother was career Air Force. He is now 75, with Parkinsons. I am 71, and diabetic. Dude, I had a GREAT time tonight (April 2, 2024) singing along with you, and laughing at the misheard lyrics! Thank you for your talent, your courage, and your healing. Stay strong!
🫡 🇺🇲 I hope you gentlemen have many more lovely evenings together. It's nice to be able to experience these things together with strangers across the world. I am just old enough to know what it was like before the internet was commonly used around where I live. I was a teen when I really started using it. Even now, I still forget that if I don't know something, I can just... look it up, right then. 😅It's hard to explain to my kid what that's like. I imagine the world has changed for y'all in several ways like that, too, durring your lives. I love that the internet can break down barriers between the generations (as long g as we don't let those with vested interests in dividing us keep us separated.) You two have a wonderful day. ❤️
I'm 28 and I got all of these references. My parents waited a long time to have kids and my dad loved to play classic songs on the radio. Now I listen to them too. To quote the great Bob Seger, "Today's music ain't got the same soul."
I’m 30 and I’m right there with you, was lucky to grow up in a very musical household my dads a drummer and played in a band for as long as I can remember, & it was 60’s 70’s 80’s music
There was a country song when I was a kid, Don’t Get Above Your Raisin’, that I swore was Don’t Get a Fuzzy Raisin. It came on the car radio one time when I was riding with my dad and I sang what I thought were the lyrics. My dad started laughing so hard, he had to pull the car over. He later said both interpretations were good recommendations. 😂
My wife worked at the VA you mentioned for 31 years. I'm a USAF vet. If you ever come back to town, I'll buy you a beer (or whatever) Love the routine!
I remember something I read on the interwets circa '98, I can't find it anywhere now but it has been living rent free in my head since. They guy wrote on a music forum about misheard lyrics that the first time he heard RHCP's Aeroplane he thought the chorus of the song was "It's my yellow thing.." instead of "It's my aeroplane.." The reasoning for that was he believe the whole band got jaundice on their weeners. 😂
When I was 14, my best friend Cassie and I discovered AC/DC. My little sister was singing along, "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief. Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief." I asked her who Thunderchief was. She thought the song was about an Indian chief. I told her the lyrics were Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap. Mind blown. She was slightly hard of hearing, so she was always misunderstanding lyrics, but that didn't stop her from singing.
That was funny. I loved how you made the crowd do the work for you. Lol A fellow singer friend of mine SWORE that the words to I’d really love to see you tonight were, “I’m not talking bout millennium…” instead of, “I’m not talking about moving in…” lol!
Herman's Hermits "She's A Must To Avoid" in my mind was "She's a muscular boy". I know it didn't make sense but it's what I heard! But in today's world...
I'm 50 with only one sibling. I used to upset my 47 year old sister back in 1986 when she was 10 years old by singing one of her favorite songs by the ever so talented Sir Elton John ,but with a little Taxi and Who's The Boss infusion like, "Hold me closer Tony Danza! Count the head lice on the highway! Baby Donna, she's so splendid! Ya had a business day today!" Hahahaha! She'd let me know pronto that I was singing it all wrong. Then I'd go back into my room and my 13 year old self would stare at the Teeny Bopper magazine page that I carefully removed from the magazine and Scotch taped to the wall of 13 year old Alyssa Milano and pray that one day she'd be my boss. 🥰 🤣
“Oh, kiss me. Beneath the milky twilight. Lead me out on the moonlit floor. Lift your open hand, strike up the band and make the fart-flies dance from a silvers moon’s sparkling. So kiss me.”
I DON'T THINK TOO MUCH OF THE "WOKIE FROM MUSKOGEE" NAMED alyssa milano! ELTON KEEPS HIS MOUTH SHUT 'MOST OF THE TIME"! AND ACTUALLY PLAYED AT RUSH LIMBAUGH'S WEDDING! Elton said, 'Life is about building bridges, not walls.' "...UNLIKE alyssa milano!
@@claudedalton8970 “Elton keeps his mouth shut, most of the time anyways.” Are you suggesting that folks should shut up about their politics or just artists? Either way it’s a dumb way to view things and I dare you to tell a musician to “shut up and sing.” Btw, Elton did it for the love of two people, not necessarily because it was Rush. In fact there’s no doubt in my mind that he hated Rush. Trust me, 99% of us are glad he’s dead/gettinf eaten by the worms. Obviously you’re the type that wants women to shut tho, as yall always have and even wanna own what a woman has to do with her reproductive system. 🐓 🍭
Hilarious Show!!!! I laughed until I cried...I really needed it this morning!!! And I'm sooo Very Happy to hear about you surviving your Health Issues...Life Is Beautiful ✌️❤️
Every time I've heard Madonna singing it, it still sounds like "Last night I dreamt of some bagels". I LOVE "Baking carrot biscuits"!!! Thanks for posting this - I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
That was good. I enjoyed you and thank you my fellow vet. At least you know I mean it and by the way In 70 so I understood all of your jokes. I'd also add young people don't even know what they missed out on. Reaction music videos really show that.
And here I thought the crappy fake lyrics I sing would be too embarrassing for anyone to hear and yet this man has made It into a live stage career. What I have for talent is negated by my absolute lack of stage confidence and bravery- if only I could learn not to be such a nervous Nellie I might enjoy life a thousand times more.
Please share your lyrics!🤓 If it makes you smile, it's good.👏 I sing Doris Day's Whatever Will Be Will Be song ... when I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, what will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me. (Mine) Oh no, no Becky, all that you'll ever be, is a dog lady. Que sera, sera.
"Blinded by the light. Revved up like a douche and a *something* in the night" thats all I heard as a kid and even though I know what it is now thats still all I can hear.
Now that I read the word “revved “, I might finally figure out what it really says😂! I heard, “Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.”
I can't stand that song, turn it off every time it comes on. Manfred Mann can write the lyrics as "Revved up like a deuce" but we all know for a fact what he really sang was "Wrapped up like a douche" no matter what anybody says.
Somebody covered that song on the soundtrack for Super Troopers 2, and the group that covered it actually sang "wrapped up like a douche" at least once 😂
In the eary 1980s my husband and I were playing a Queen album, and as "Death on Two Legs" was playing, his toddler niece bounced through the room singing, "Step on Two Eggs!" 😂
A friend's wife had me laughing so hard when she asked me to play the Jedd n Lionel song. I was like what? You know... "Big ol' Jedd n Lionel! Carry me so far away! " She about died when I told her it was Jet Airliner.
Automatically relatable. I don't think I correctly know the exact words to any song. I can literally sit and go over the lyrics for 30 minutes and still forget. I always need to look them up again. oh the 99% song with the one piece lol. Literally yes. Keith Washington - Kissing You. Then I get to "what's better than" I could never make it out just by listening. Just had to look at the lyrics 3 times. Pretty anything MJ. Tried to remember creedance clearwater revival - have you ever seen the rain, Magic - let your hair down, the fray - look after you. Nope. I think my memory is just poor.
@@fivecitydirttracker4776You are welcome keep fighting it I was Stage 3 had they not caught it in time I wouldn't be here there was times I wasn't sure if I would remain,not many realize how hard it is to fight it how much it takes away from you everyone why is he so tired,I went through 6 months of treatments 12 total of chemotherapy,I once woke up in my bed feeling wet thinking did I accident rip the needle out of my chest now leaking chemotherapy all over the place.I lied about not being scared,my aunt and uncle are catholic sent a request to Vatican to have my name spoken every mass,I'm here because of God My family and friends who didn't stop hoping I have lost so many family members to this disease.Take care love and respect and I will keep in my prayers.
Best Sit Down comedy i've seen in a while. When I was child I always sung 'no dogs 'n cats in the classroom' instead of 'no dark sarcasm in the classroom' (Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall, Part II)
8:07 🤣🤣🤣 I'm so glad I'm not alone on this!!! I'm 44y/o, i was mid 30's when i learned that it was not "there's a bathroom on the right!" I'm gunna lose it and pass out if he does "can you paint me a burning ham" (can you paint me a Birmingham, old country song) I always wondered why someone would want a painting of a burnt ham. I've actually dealt with this issue most of my life, not just in songs but in life. Employers thought i was either stupid or hard of hearing because I'd ask them to repeat things cuz what they said wasn't always what my brain computed. There's a Latin/smart person word to describe my situation. But i don't think i can repeat that on dry bar
I'm 55 and I'm embarrassed to admit that the song kyrie (elesion) by Mr. Mister had me confused for a long time. I used to think the main lyric was "Carry a lazer," which of course, didn't make a lot of sense. I did finally figure it in church listening to the choir sing the hymn, Kyrie Elesion and no, it wasn't the pop song. I don't think that was the message I was supposed to receive, but it did clear up a 30 year old mystery. I'm a small bowl and uterine cancer survivor. I'm a veteran too. I served in the National Guard and Navy. God bless.
LOL for me it was I'm not talking bout the LInen, For those of you who dont remember that song, it was " I'm Not talking bout moving in." lol and my baby brother used to sing hey jude as hey Dude. great memories thanks for that.
When I was about eleven, I asked my mom why the police were singing “I’ll be walking on your foodstamps”, and hypothesized, “was it a political statement”?! She informed me - they were walking in footsteps- in my defense, I was raised in part in sf in 1979!
I used to think Def Leopard's starting lyrics for the song "Photograph" went: I'm outta luck, outta love Gotta photograph, good to rub (instead of: I'm outta luck, outta love Gotta photograph, picture of).
Actually, on the DVD release of John Fogarty's "Premonition" stage performance, he purposely inserted "there's a bathroom on the right," when singing "Bad Moon Rising." The audience laughed hysterically, and I confirmed his intentional gaff by replaying the video after turning on the DVD subtitles.
I thought that song by Genesis "That's All" was saying "That Song." I sang it that way up until about a year ago when my car display showed what was playing on the radio! 😂 First time I've had a fancy car like that.
Used to go watch Steve at Chestnut Mountain ski resort all the time back in the 80s. He was my hero. I can still hear him playing Me and Julio followed by the theme to Gilligan's Island. :)
My youngest son used sing "Africa" by Toto when he was 4 or 5. He would walk around the house singing "I left my brains down in Africa". I would mutter "Apparently"
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His lyrics are better than the original.
"Apparently "
My son used to sing, “He’s a juice box hero”, instead of “He’s a jukebox’s hero”. Loved it!!
Love it! Thank you for sharing 😂
That's hilarious lmaooo
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“Rollin’ down the street chewin’ bubblegum blunts, sippin’ on apple juice. With my mind on my momma and my momma on my mind.” I think I was 12 lol
I LOVE IT
Steve Moris goes straight to my top 10 favorites list. Being of the same generation this set really brought back so many fun and happy memories. Thanks Steve and thanks Drybar. ❤❤❤
Wonderful comedy and musicianship Steve Moris. Thank you to you and your pals for your service to our country, and all best wishes for your best of health. Hope to see another video from you soon.
Thank you for your service, comedy, and existence man!
The audience could really sing! Looking forward to seeing Steve on stage at Dry Bar Comedy again. ♥
I had a friend who misunderstood the lyrics of The Beachboys line, "Come on let's cruise".
She thought it was "Come on lets screw.. ya got..nothin to lose" 😂
I remember Jimmy Hendrix line, "excuse me while I kiss the sky." But many misinterpreted as "excuse me while I kiss this Guy"
@@conkpit and Cheech and Chong had the guy that did the sounds and impressions ( I can't remember his name right off) who imitated Jimmy and sang "Scuze me while I kiss this fly" then the squeak "help me!" 😆
Those guys 🙄 😂😆
So funny! Never saw him before. I was hoping he had his own channel but so far I can only find him on Dry Bar. I'd love to see more of his performances. A great comedian is an amazing way to get into a better mood! 🙂👋👍✌️💗
I loved this guy! Laughed all the way through & then that piece at the end…his cancer survival & veteran status plus shout out to other vets. Chef’s kiss 😘
This is some of the most brilliant crowd work I've ever seen.
the first few minutes were full of absolutely painful laughter haha, my ribs ACHE right now!
Actually had the crowd doing the work 😂
@@ghomerhust same, I haven't laughed this hard in years 😂🤣😂
Brilliant versus bright.
You think 🤔
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I've finally found my people! 🤗
A 70's teen, so many songs that we made up our words. We couldn't understand theirs on our radios & 8 track players.
"Why'd you do in your pants? Woo hoo."
@@doublerainbow376 I wish I could meet up with more 70's folks. I was born in 65 and it the nostalgia and friendship is welcome 🤗😁
@@oshunbleu6511
What were some of your favorite songs in your teens?
Good stuff ! Salute for your service. Good you survived. And thank you for being you and sharing! Lotsa laughs !! Music&Comedy,
Forever!! Well here it is!
For years, I remember my daughter singing Cher’s gypsies, tramps and thieves, and she sang it gypsies chimpanzees.
They call her a tramp by Elvis.
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And every night all the men would come around "and lay the monkey down"
@@bigtenor62 that's actually kinda funny within the context 😂
Right now I’m on a Princess ship performing. I stumbled on your video while hanging in my cabin. What a treat 👏👏👏🤣
I subbed ❤
What a awesome comedian Steve Moris is, I really enjoyed his comedy! Bravo, and thank you for serving!
Congrats on the good news good sir. You deserve it.May God Bless you. Thanks for a great set.👍👍
From one cancer survivor to another, congrats my friend!!! (I’m a 3x cancer survivor… kidney cancer… had my left kidney removed, and in my intestines twice.) So proud of you and so happy for you! It takes strength, courage, and determination (and soooo many other things) to beat cancer. Prayers for your ongoing health!! Thank you for your service in the Air Force!! My Dad and all his brothers also served. They made AF history. The Tison Brothers. They were the first in the history of the Air Force to have had ALL the sons in the family (there was 5 of them) serve in the same unit at the same time. I’ll find you on fb or Instagram and send you the pics of the big Air Force article written about them with 2 pics of all of them on base together in it!
What a phenomenal family history. And thank you to you and your family for your service. Wishing you the very best in your health.
This guy made me laugh. I don't laugh very often anymore. Thank you, Sir.
I'm sorry you don't get to laugh more. That's really sad cause laughter is the best medicine. I hope life treats you kind. 🤟
He makes it look easy, easy like a sunday mormon
You gotta laugh. I feel you though, life is f'd beyond belief right now, at least in my own sphere of existence. Gotta one way ticket on a fast rocket ship to divorce after 20 years together. I've tried marriage counseling, intensive marriage counseling. I've done my own therapy as well just in case I was the problem. But sometimes there's nothing that can be done. I'm not ready to ingest lead at high velocity or anything, but I've been close. I realized that not only do I have great things to live for, kids to raise and watch build their own families, but life is bound to be so much better once I'm out of the energetic life suckling hole I've been in for the last few years. One of the big big things that's gotten me thru is comedy. Drives my wife nuts that I can manage to laugh when life is so depressing. She's not looking to better herself or anything, seems to be content in the bottom of the gutter where she's at, I think it bugs her that I didn't allow her to drag me in there with her. I can only help so much, but you can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped.
I can name some great comedians for you if you'd like extra laugh fuel. They're not Dry Bar level though, although one of them somehow managed to do a Dry Bar special, he's a good good friend of mine. Jose Sarduy. Another friend up here in Seattle also did a dry bar a few years ago, Andrew Rivers. Both hilarious guys. They have helped me get thru as well as they always make me laugh and have helped teach me how to laugh at myself.
Good luck buddy, you'll get thru it. Whatever it is 🤘😎🤘
Force yourself! 😂
Listen to Crossroads guitar duel as it really sounds.
Guaranteed laugh.
Can I recommend Katt Williams, Robin Williams, Greg Chappelle and Richard Pryor
❤❤❤🎉 always a great day when a full special drops on the YT! 🙏 Thank you for all the good smiles.
This was awesome!!! I have a few to share! 🤣
"Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief! Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief!
Dirty Deeds and they're Thunder Chief!" 🤣🤣🤣
"Whoa, we're halfway there, Whoa, oh, there's a lizard in a chair!"
"Ooohhh, we've got to hold on to what we've got! It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not!"-Livin' On A Prayer-Bon Jovi
I'm 57, my ex is 59. When he was a kid, when the song (You) Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate would come on the radio, he thought they lyrics,
"I believe in Milk Duds (instead of miracles), you sexy thing!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
~APRIL LIPKE
Yup, me too about Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief. I still like it that way better!
@@parlorseries4864 One day I was laughing about "misheard" lyrics and my husband said, "It's really not that funny." I replied, "It really IS that funny when I'm singing along with the lyrics I've "heard" for so many years thinking "the audacity of these bands and solo artists not even knowing the lyrics to their own songs after all these years!" So yes, yes it is that funny when you look at it from that perspective!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
~APRIL LIPKE
So rare to hear somebody explain why their jokes are funny and doing so with dignity. The explanations were even more hilarious 😄
Keep beating the odds, no matter the challenge, and being the hero that you are. By the way, a full-length album of those *rough draft* songs would be amazing! I’d buy it 😎
❤Right?!
"I just died in your arms tonight...
musta been some kinda cheese"
"Our Father who art in Heaven..
Harold be thy name!"
There is a folk song that says "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care" my daughter was saying "Jimmy craped corn and I don't care". 😂
I just got back from a funeral for a friend's father. You had me laughing at several points and smiling throughout. Stay well.
Same here. Couldn't stop laughing out loud. Though the other people at the service didn't seem to get it. Their loss I say.
Sorry for your loss, thankful for your laughter
Thank you for your service 👍 Your comedy is great 👍 Prayers for continued health. Thanks for sharing and have a Blessed Day!!!
I think I stepped in Katman doo. That's the last I wanted to do. When I tried to get out of here, I stepped in katman doo.
When I was in my 20s and "Dude Looks Like a Lady" came out (Aerosmith) on the radio, for a long time I thought they were singing, "Do the 'Monkey' Lady" .. as in the '60s dance ... It was only recently when I saw their video that I realized what the song was really about ..
So good to see you on RUclips, Steve. We met you on a cruise several years ago and attended your show in Branson a while back. I kept up with you on Facebook but lost track of you. It looks like you're doing what you love to do...hope to catch your show again sometime. God bless 🙂
Steve - I lived in Iowa City, Iowa in the '60's, for Junior High, and my older brother was career Air Force. He is now 75, with Parkinsons. I am 71, and diabetic. Dude, I had a GREAT time tonight (April 2, 2024) singing along with you, and laughing at the misheard lyrics! Thank you for your talent, your courage, and your healing. Stay strong!
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I hope you gentlemen have many more lovely evenings together. It's nice to be able to experience these things together with strangers across the world.
I am just old enough to know what it was like before the internet was commonly used around where I live. I was a teen when I really started using it. Even now, I still forget that if I don't know something, I can just... look it up, right then. 😅It's hard to explain to my kid what that's like. I imagine the world has changed for y'all in several ways like that, too, durring your lives.
I love that the internet can break down barriers between the generations (as long g as we don't let those with vested interests in dividing us keep us separated.)
You two have a wonderful day. ❤️
My dad and brother inlaw both did their 20 in the Air Force. Both developed parkinsons.
I'm 28 and I got all of these references. My parents waited a long time to have kids and my dad loved to play classic songs on the radio. Now I listen to them too. To quote the great Bob Seger, "Today's music ain't got the same soul."
My daughter is 15. I'm 54. She knows 'em all.
Thank you for your service.
For real. I am 71, and my 26 year old daughter likes Elvis and the Beach Boys!
I’m 30 and I’m right there with you, was lucky to grow up in a very musical household my dads a drummer and played in a band for as long as I can remember, & it was 60’s 70’s 80’s music
This guy's seems like he be fun to be around. God Bless him and his family.
God bless you. Ty for making us laugh.
Thanks for the steering wheel joke!😂😂 Funny guy! We need to see more of him!
I loved the comedy routine. It's always nice to hear that someone is getting their life back on track after a really tough time.
There was a country song when I was a kid, Don’t Get Above Your Raisin’, that I swore was Don’t Get a Fuzzy Raisin. It came on the car radio one time when I was riding with my dad and I sang what I thought were the lyrics. My dad started laughing so hard, he had to pull the car over. He later said both interpretations were good recommendations. 😂
My wife worked at the VA you mentioned for 31 years. I'm a USAF vet. If you ever come back to town, I'll buy you a beer (or whatever)
Love the routine!
My friends mom sang. ...who wants to go fry an egg.... instead of " go to fire lake"😂😂😂
The mom air-bag !
God bless you for your service! So glad to hear your cancer survivor story!
Awesome, very funny! Congrats on beating cancer! And thank you and all service men and woman for doing what you do.
Love it! Need more from him! Thankyou for the laughs and your service!
Thank you for your service brother veteran.
I remember something I read on the interwets circa '98, I can't find it anywhere now but it has been living rent free in my head since. They guy wrote on a music forum about misheard lyrics that the first time he heard RHCP's Aeroplane he thought the chorus of the song was "It's my yellow thing.." instead of "It's my aeroplane.." The reasoning for that was he believe the whole band got jaundice on their weeners. 😂
When I was 14, my best friend Cassie and I discovered AC/DC. My little sister was singing along, "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief. Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief." I asked her who Thunderchief was. She thought the song was about an Indian chief. I told her the lyrics were Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap. Mind blown. She was slightly hard of hearing, so she was always misunderstanding lyrics, but that didn't stop her from singing.
My brother had a friend that thought it was thirty thieves & the thunder jeep 😂
Dunder cheap. Didn't figure it out tile just a few years ago.
Dunder kings for me 😂
I've always sung that song as "Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief." I know the correct words, I just like it my way (and your sister's way) better.
I thought they were saying "dirty jeans done dirt cheap "
Listening to 70's and 80's mysic was my thing, they don't make them now like they used to so I switched over to Listening to Great Gospel songs 🙌
That was funny. I loved how you made the crowd do the work for you. Lol
A fellow singer friend of mine SWORE that the words to I’d really love to see you tonight were, “I’m not talking bout millennium…” instead of, “I’m not talking about moving in…” lol!
I thought it was I'm not talking about my linens. I never could figure that out. What? Sheets, napkins, what?
I haven’t laughed so hard in a while. Thank you for your service sir. 🇺🇸❤️
Im 35 and I knew every song and reference ...I was born in 87 but honestly nothing is better than the old stuff 🤷 lol
This!!!
I'm 24 and I knew every song and reference. You're a year older than my sister. Your parents probably influenced your taste in music, like mine did.
😂 For years I thought it was Phillip W Freedom! Instead of Philadelphia Freedom. 😂
Ok, this guy DID NOT get the laughs he so rightly deserved!!!! Great Job!!! I would buy a ticket to watch you anytime!!!
Herman's Hermits "She's A Must To Avoid" in my mind was "She's a muscular boy". I know it didn't make sense but it's what I heard! But in today's world...
I'm 50 with only one sibling. I used to upset my 47 year old sister back in 1986 when she was 10 years old by singing one of her favorite songs by the ever so talented Sir Elton John ,but with a little Taxi and Who's The Boss infusion like, "Hold me closer Tony Danza! Count the head lice on the highway! Baby Donna, she's so splendid! Ya had a business day today!" Hahahaha! She'd let me know pronto that I was singing it all wrong. Then I'd go back into my room and my 13 year old self would stare at the Teeny Bopper magazine page that I carefully removed from the magazine and Scotch taped to the wall of 13 year old Alyssa Milano and pray that one day she'd be my boss. 🥰 🤣
Haha I’ve definitely heard the Tony Danza in that song as well.
“Oh, kiss me. Beneath the milky twilight. Lead me out on the moonlit floor. Lift your open hand, strike up the band and make the fart-flies dance from a silvers moon’s sparkling. So kiss me.”
@@louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Yeah, on _Friends_ .
I DON'T THINK TOO MUCH OF THE "WOKIE FROM MUSKOGEE" NAMED alyssa milano! ELTON KEEPS HIS MOUTH SHUT 'MOST OF THE TIME"! AND ACTUALLY PLAYED AT RUSH LIMBAUGH'S WEDDING! Elton said, 'Life is about building bridges, not walls.' "...UNLIKE alyssa milano!
@@claudedalton8970 “Elton keeps his mouth shut, most of the time anyways.” Are you suggesting that folks should shut up about their politics or just artists? Either way it’s a dumb way to view things and I dare you to tell a musician to “shut up and sing.” Btw, Elton did it for the love of two people, not necessarily because it was Rush. In fact there’s no doubt in my mind that he hated Rush. Trust me, 99% of us are glad he’s dead/gettinf eaten by the worms. Obviously you’re the type that wants women to shut tho, as yall always have and even wanna own what a woman has to do with her reproductive system. 🐓 🍭
Getting it up at the Hotel California, What a nice surprise, right between her ....
Love starting my day with a good laugh and you Steve did just that. One Air Force vet to another, AIM HIGH and Thank You for your service.
You're amazing Steve. Great on you as a Colon Cancer Survivor. Thanks for your service. 👊🏼
God bless you,big guy. 🤟🏼🖖🏼
What service did he provide to you?
I talked to one musician who said he's been asked to play "The Girl from Okinawa" "The Girl from Emphysema" "The Girl from Impala", etc...
Finally a real comedian. He knows how to Make people get loose. 🤣
"We found love in a homeless place" 💃
Hilarious Show!!!! I laughed until I cried...I really needed it this morning!!! And I'm sooo Very Happy to hear about you surviving your Health Issues...Life Is Beautiful ✌️❤️
Every time I've heard Madonna singing it, it still sounds like "Last night I dreamt of some bagels". I LOVE "Baking carrot biscuits"!!! Thanks for posting this - I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
"Young girl with eyes like potatoes." I actually thought those were the lyrics.
The Beatles Lucy in The Sky with Diamonds was "...as the girl with colitis goes by..."
"Carrot biscuits" made me cry from laughing.
Love it! And it’s a dry bar yet the audience is acting like they’re doing drunk karaoke lolol! Hilarious!
I loved ZZTopp's Every girl's crazy bout a Shy Deaf Man. Haha
Ever girls crazy about a shark dressed man.
That was good. I enjoyed you and thank you my fellow vet. At least you know I mean it and by the way In 70 so I understood all of your jokes. I'd also add young people don't even know what they missed out on. Reaction music videos really show that.
I thought it was "There's a bathroom on the right" LOL
Loving these long form full specials! Thanks bunches!!! 🤣
Amen!! God healed him! What a beautiful miracle! ❤
He made me really happy thankyou.😂😘
I'm going to hell for laughing at the blind skydiver. Thanks
this guy isn't gold he's diamond lmfao i havent laughed so hard in a while.
And here I thought the crappy fake lyrics I sing would be too embarrassing for anyone to hear and yet this man has made
It into a live stage career. What I have for talent is negated by my absolute lack of stage confidence and bravery- if only I could learn not to be such a nervous Nellie I might enjoy life a thousand times more.
Please share your lyrics!🤓
If it makes you smile, it's good.👏
I sing Doris Day's Whatever Will Be Will Be song
... when I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me.
(Mine)
Oh no, no Becky, all that you'll ever be,
is a dog lady. Que sera, sera.
"Blinded by the light. Revved up like a douche and a *something* in the night" thats all I heard as a kid and even though I know what it is now thats still all I can hear.
That's how Manfred Mann sang it when they covered Bruce's original.
Now that I read the word “revved “, I might finally figure out what it really says😂!
I heard, “Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.”
Revved up like Deuce, another runner in the night. A Deuce refers to a 1932 Ford car, popularly made into Hot Rods
I can't stand that song, turn it off every time it comes on. Manfred Mann can write the lyrics as "Revved up like a deuce" but we all know for a fact what he really sang was "Wrapped up like a douche" no matter what anybody says.
Somebody covered that song on the soundtrack for Super Troopers 2, and the group that covered it actually sang "wrapped up like a douche" at least once 😂
Great performance, Steve.
I found you when I was surfing you tube
I really enjoyed your show. I had a “songs sung wrong” calendar a few years ago. It was brilliant.
One of the funniest comedians I've heard!
God bless you and all those who saved your life sir. You brought joy and laughter to me with your video ❤
In the eary 1980s my husband and I were playing a Queen album, and as "Death on Two Legs" was playing, his toddler niece bounced through the room singing, "Step on Two Eggs!" 😂
LOL 😂 probably needs hearing Aides like me i was born too early 6 months in 1964 I'm now 59 years ago. I mean now
That was fun! I like singing. His rountine went by so fast, I was surprised when he called it a wrap.
A friend's wife had me laughing so hard when she asked me to play the Jedd n Lionel song. I was like what? You know... "Big ol' Jedd n Lionel! Carry me so far away! " She about died when I told her it was Jet Airliner.
"Picked your dad at a line up"
@RobinHobben
I think this has to be my favorite misheard lyric I’ve ever seen! 😂 Thank you for sharing with us, Haha!
" Moe and Larry come to me; Curley's in the backyard, let him be!"
That was so very funny. Great stand up! 👏😍
And those first two jokes?! ✌️😂
Best wishes to all decent Americans from Prague, Czech republic! 🇨🇿🗽🇺🇲
Best wishes to you!
Thank you, very best wishes to you , your family and friends as well. Please keep laughing and stay safe ❤🙏🇺🇸👍
@Gotcha6666
Uhh… that was sit down.
That was a joke.
I love this guy! I laughed the whole act
Automatically relatable. I don't think I correctly know the exact words to any song. I can literally sit and go over the lyrics for 30 minutes and still forget. I always need to look them up again.
oh the 99% song with the one piece lol. Literally yes. Keith Washington - Kissing You. Then I get to "what's better than" I could never make it out just by listening. Just had to look at the lyrics 3 times. Pretty anything MJ. Tried to remember creedance clearwater revival - have you ever seen the rain, Magic - let your hair down, the fray - look after you. Nope. I think my memory is just poor.
Hilarious. I posted on Facebook 🎉
Thank you Steve Moris for your service. I'm a colon cancer survivor of 5 years.
Stage IV here. So glad for you ! You're inspirational to me friend. Im staying💪 against this menacing foe.
Thanks for the hope.
@@fivecitydirttracker4776You are welcome keep fighting it I was Stage 3 had they not caught it in time I wouldn't be here there was times I wasn't sure if I would remain,not many realize how hard it is to fight it how much it takes away from you everyone why is he so tired,I went through 6 months of treatments 12 total of chemotherapy,I once woke up in my bed feeling wet thinking did I accident rip the needle out of my chest now leaking chemotherapy all over the place.I lied about not being scared,my aunt and uncle are catholic sent a request to Vatican to have my name spoken every mass,I'm here because of God My family and friends who didn't stop hoping I have lost so many family members to this disease.Take care love and respect and I will keep in my prayers.
Congratulations.
@@fivecitydirttracker4776
You have such a good soul which I know from your kind words....saying a prayer for you today and tomorrow.
@@fivecitydirttracker4776keep fighting. Lost my mother on Thanksgiving morning 2018 to colon cancer. 55 yrs old. It was stage IV before it was found.
0:59 🎶"Drove the Chevy through the levy on the very first try~"🎶
Best Sit Down comedy i've seen in a while. When I was child I always sung 'no dogs 'n cats in the classroom' instead of 'no dark sarcasm in the classroom' (Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall, Part II)
8:07 🤣🤣🤣 I'm so glad I'm not alone on this!!! I'm 44y/o, i was mid 30's when i learned that it was not "there's a bathroom on the right!"
I'm gunna lose it and pass out if he does "can you paint me a burning ham" (can you paint me a Birmingham, old country song) I always wondered why someone would want a painting of a burnt ham. I've actually dealt with this issue most of my life, not just in songs but in life. Employers thought i was either stupid or hard of hearing because I'd ask them to repeat things cuz what they said wasn't always what my brain computed. There's a Latin/smart person word to describe my situation. But i don't think i can repeat that on dry bar
I'm 55 and I'm embarrassed to admit that the song kyrie (elesion) by Mr. Mister had me confused for a long time.
I used to think the main lyric was "Carry a lazer," which of course, didn't make a lot of sense.
I did finally figure it in church listening to the choir sing the hymn, Kyrie Elesion and no, it wasn't the pop song.
I don't think that was the message I was supposed to receive, but it did clear up a 30 year old mystery.
I'm a small bowl and uterine cancer survivor. I'm a veteran too. I served in the National Guard and Navy. God bless.
Hey, we don't expect a lot of Greek in our pop music! Glad you're a survivor like Mr. Moris, thank you for your service as well!
Great stage presence and wildly entertaining! Great performance there Steve!
Oh my, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. This was gold!
LOL for me it was I'm not talking bout the LInen, For those of you who dont remember that song, it was " I'm Not talking bout moving in." lol and my baby brother used to sing hey jude as hey Dude. great memories thanks for that.
Funny stuff.
Back in the 70's, every time I picked up a Magic Marker I would sing "Got a Black Magic Marker!". So weird to find out I wasn't the only one.😁
When I was about eleven, I asked my mom why the police were singing “I’ll be walking on your foodstamps”, and hypothesized, “was it a political statement”?! She informed me - they were walking in footsteps- in my defense, I was raised in part in sf in 1979!
"Riders on the Storm" by the DOORS has a line "take a long holiday" and for decades I thought he was singing that one line in Spanish.
🤣 in the 70’s we weren’t worried about lyrics!
😂😂😂
Walking on your food stamps 🤣😂
I was born in SF. With me, misunderstanding lyrics is genetic. 😂
I used to think Def Leopard's starting lyrics for the song "Photograph" went: I'm outta luck, outta love
Gotta photograph, good to rub (instead of: I'm outta luck, outta love
Gotta photograph, picture of).
Refreshing and hilarious.
What an entertainer!
Actually, on the DVD release of John Fogarty's "Premonition" stage performance, he purposely inserted "there's a bathroom on the right," when singing "Bad Moon Rising." The audience laughed hysterically, and I confirmed his intentional gaff by replaying the video after turning on the DVD subtitles.
I thought that song by Genesis "That's All" was saying "That Song." I sang it that way up until about a year ago when my car display showed what was playing on the radio! 😂 First time I've had a fancy car like that.
Oh shoots I thought it was That Song until right now reading this😅
Used to go watch Steve at Chestnut Mountain ski resort all the time back in the 80s. He was my hero. I can still hear him playing Me and Julio followed by the theme to Gilligan's Island. :)
As a teenager we sang...there she was just a walking down the street singing, "Do what daddy did to mommy to get me"..
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WOW, bravo
That's awesome!!! 😂
I came across this video on accident and I’m happy that I did cuz this is a very funny comedy special! 🎉