Saw Ron live for the first time in 2018 @ the Eccles Theater in SLC. I seriously thought I was going pass out from laughing my ass off, this dude if fukn HILARIOUS!!!
I have never seen these earlier routines of Ron White, I started watching him on the Blue Collar Tour and then "My name is Tater Salad". He has been consistently funny for a long time.
Ron White cracks me up! I can use a good laugh on days when I don't get much sleep. That wakes me up.My roommate and I saw him in concert one time. We had just had the all you can eat buffet. Ron White - My wife got her nipple pierced, but I ignored it. She said don't you think it's sexy. I said it looks like the plug to my grandmother's bathtub.My roommate laughed so hard, he had a hard time keeping his food down.
Ron White is one of my favorite comics. One of those comics you wish you could just hang out with. Every time he lights up a cigar during one of his sets it automatically makes me do the same thing.
Love Rin White a classy guy who makes comedy out of his daily life. Funny everytime you hear him no matter if you have heard him tell it before. His mannerisms and lesd ons are perfectly timed for a hilarious punch. Great comedian. One of my all time favorites. Ron Tater Salad White.
Some of his material is old. I looked up the scotch guard joke. George Carlin, SNL 1975. Some of the other jokes are old ones from other comedians with more material tacked on. “Good artists imitate, great artists steal. I’m headed to Walmart. Wanna go?”
So I literally just seen Ron White for the first time today, lol RUclips recommended his little stints on deer hunting and the mormon dentist and they cracked me up 😂😄😁
I heard you talk on a podcast..with a beautiful girl asking you questions….you are such a nice..sweet man…you have a girlfriend…she is so lucky…take care and keep us laughing
Hahaha😂. My buddy's dad sat beside Andre the Giant on an air Canada plane in 1973. The giant took up two seats and his hNd was twice the size of Mr. Lashapels. Mr. Lashapel was 6 foot 4 and built. Case in point - reality is real food for comedic fodder. This guy is hilarious.
I've had such a crush on Ron! He's HOT, and one of the funniest guys I've ever heard. I love his voice! He seems like a real person to me, great sense of humor, great timing, great facial expressions, and he's a Texan, to boot! Yee-haw!
Having heard almost every one of his CDs and seen a lot of his performances, I admit that, while I knew every one of those jokes and was saying them along with him, he's still one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen! :-)
"I haven't given them to her yet. I just keep them on my tour bus, and rub them in my face. I'm glad they clean up easy."I was laughing so hard, I can barely control myself while relaying calls in a call center!
I like the joke he did once when he was in a bar being drunk and a bouncer threw him out onto the street. The cops came and arrested him and said he is being arrested for being "drunk and disorderly in public." Ron tells the police: "I'm wasn't drunk and disorderly in public, they threw me into public."
When you can make me laugh as hard as Bill Cosby did and I can have my ten-year-old sit right next to me laughing just as hard, that's the comedy for me
One of my favorites: "I don't get no respect. I came back early from my last trip, I told the cab driver 'Take me where the action is', he took me to my house! We get to a couple blocks away from my house , I see a man running down the street. Buck naked! I rolled down the cab window, I said 'Hey buddy how come you running down the street buck naked?', he said 'You came home!'" Rodney Dangerfield 4EVA😢😅
sheeze this prick is funny. I will never forget my first listen to him on an mp3 player while walking to a supermarket ... "I don't know how many bouncers it would take to throw me out of this club ... but I knew how many they were gonnah use." I was laughing so hard I walked into a bus shelter.
A few years ago on Valentine’s Day my coworker ps asked me what I was getting my wife. She wanted a vacuum cleaner. They all looked at me like I was crazy all saying we know whose gonna be sleeping on the couch. I pulled a note out of my pocket and said, look this is the model number she wants me to get. Again, funny looks and comments. When we came back the following week I brought in a picture of her kissing me and holding onto the vacuum cleaner. Their minds were blown. I’m so glad I have a practical woman!
love this guy..... funny, smart, and well cured and preserved in alcohol like good pickles. HIS JOKES that is. he is so my facvorite!! and my wife loves the dude. uhh
he drinks scotch while i watch him...i drink wild turkey while i watch him to make his shit even funnier than what it already is. he is my favorite comedian cause he is so blunt about shit the way it should be
It’s for timing for the laughs and jokes. Just like George Burns He always used a cigar for his timing. When he no longer smoked, he just didn’t light them anymore
"I find it a little ironic that the product they use to keep from ruining my sofa should I spill my drink on it is actually called...Scotchguard! Sometimes things just work out perfect, don't they? 'Yeah, I'm lookin' for a product that's gonna protect my sofa if I spill my Scotch on it. What'd'ya got?' 'We've got Scotchguard.' 'Let's go with that. You got Vodkaguard?'" I love this joke! LOL :-D Ron White is absolutely hilarious!!! :-)
I've missed him and his jokes!!! It seems like him, Bill Engvall, and Jeff Foxworthy don't have much new material...Even Kathy Griffen, All my favorite comedians!!!! :-(
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I love Ron White. I play his stuff all the time. Laugh till my stomach hurts and I pee my pants
I just heard the grandma skit about the giant rectal thermometer and the suppositories!!! I was crying laughing so hard!!!
Am smitten by this man and he makes me laugh too, what a hunk!
Timing is what makes his jokes even funnier. He is one of the best, my opinion.
Saw Ron live for the first time in 2018 @ the Eccles Theater in SLC. I seriously thought I was going pass out from laughing my ass off, this dude if fukn HILARIOUS!!!
Ron White is the real deal!
Got tix to see Ron next month. Can't wait. Dis I like ...
This is why we love Ron.
I LOVE YOU RON WHITE!!!!!!!!! AT MY LOWEST YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!! THANK YOU
Your a sad person.
👍👍👍, Timing & your Voice accent well used- he has them all.
I find it interesting how comedians can make others feel less empty for an hour.
He was a genuine great guy. Ya still keepn us laughing. Fly High Brother~~~~
Did he die?
No he isn't dead, Ron's still drinking whiskey on earth
@@andrewhawkins449 He quit drinking actually.
@@JoeyLeddzDippin94 Nope! He sure didn't! He has his own Tequila now and drinks and smokes often!
So, what's your point?
I never realized how good this guy was before. I'm going to have to move him up on my list😂
I have never seen these earlier routines of Ron White, I started watching him on the Blue Collar Tour and then "My name is Tater Salad". He has been consistently funny for a long time.
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Ron White cracks me up! I can use a good laugh on days when I don't get much sleep. That wakes me up.My roommate and I saw him in concert one time. We had just had the all you can eat buffet. Ron White - My wife got her nipple pierced, but I ignored it. She said don't you think it's sexy. I said it looks like the plug to my grandmother's bathtub.My roommate laughed so hard, he had a hard time keeping his food down.
hahahahahahhahhahaha.....
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Ron White is one of my favorite comics. One of those comics you wish you could just hang out with. Every time he lights up a cigar during one of his sets it automatically makes me do the same thing.
Comedian?
By far the funniest man I have ever seen
I love how he almost always has a drink and/or a cigar with him when he does stand-up. One of my favorite comedians of all time
almost? I'm yet to see one where doesn't lol. Btw that's a very old comment, how you doin? still there?
Right out of the Dean Martin play book...
he actually does use them every time, even now that he's quit drinking he has a fake drink as a prop
@@Sausketo I seen a clip about that. That he actually quit drinking.
Love Rin White a classy guy who makes comedy out of his daily life. Funny everytime you hear him no matter if you have heard him tell it before. His mannerisms and lesd ons are perfectly timed for a hilarious punch. Great comedian. One of my all time favorites. Ron Tater Salad White.
I love Bill Engval and Jeff Foxworthy too.
I agree about the physicality of those sitting around you on a plane 😂❤
He's a funny fella. I'm glad he's got new material.
Some of his material is old. I looked up the scotch guard joke. George Carlin, SNL 1975. Some of the other jokes are old ones from other comedians with more material tacked on. “Good artists imitate, great artists steal. I’m headed to Walmart. Wanna go?”
LOVE YA RON WHITE!
ron white is so layed back and awesome...i love this guy.
So I literally just seen Ron White for the first time today, lol RUclips recommended his little stints on deer hunting and the mormon dentist and they cracked me up 😂😄😁
Can't get enough of Ron white by the way the others fellers,also rock.
Not really.
A legendary comedian and his comedy is totally hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆
I heard you talk on a podcast..with a beautiful girl asking you questions….you are such a nice..sweet man…you have a girlfriend…she is so lucky…take care and keep us laughing
Class act. I want to emulate this guy and Norm Mcdonald of Canada.❤
Hahaha😂. My buddy's dad sat beside Andre the Giant on an air Canada plane in 1973. The giant took up two seats and his hNd was twice the size of Mr. Lashapels. Mr. Lashapel was 6 foot 4 and built. Case in point - reality is real food for comedic fodder. This guy is hilarious.
I've had such a crush on Ron!
He's HOT, and one of the funniest guys I've ever heard. I love his voice! He seems like a real person to me, great sense of humor, great timing, great facial expressions, and he's a Texan, to boot! Yee-haw!
Ron could read you the phone book and we still laugh ❤️❤️
Having heard almost every one of his CDs and seen a lot of his performances, I admit that, while I knew every one of those jokes and was saying them along with him, he's still one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen! :-)
I've been entertained by this fella my favorite of the blucollar comedians
He said he and his wife was watching CNN. I checked the date of this video. Yes,13 years ago. When people still watched CNN.
Scotch guard, who ever really thought of that. Pure genius.
Ron White has the voice and mannerisms of Clint Eastwood, and the hair and glasses of Estelle Getty.
"I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink when I'm working ... The problem is I'm a workaholic!" - Ron White
Welcome to the city of New Orleans
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Beautiful
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Just love this man......
Love this guy... He is so damn funny.... love this guy! He's the life of the party!.
One of the best for sure CHEERS!!!!RON
You, sir, are the genius.
love this guy! He's the life of the party!
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If he don't make you laugh you're fricking dead! LOL
"I haven't given them to her yet. I just keep them on my tour bus, and rub them in my face. I'm glad they clean up easy."I was laughing so hard, I can barely control myself while relaying calls in a call center!
Ron white is the all time funniest sob ever.
No matter how much some people say there other things more important than love and family, there isn’t.
OH MY GOD! THAT LAST JOKE JUST MADE ME SOOOOOO HAPPY!
I like the joke he did once when he was in a bar being drunk and a bouncer threw him out onto the street. The cops came and arrested him and said he is being arrested for being "drunk and disorderly in public." Ron tells the police: "I'm wasn't drunk and disorderly in public, they threw me into public."
Tater salad...
Lmao
Past tense, present tense
Hey, I was drunk in a bar which is perfectly legal. They threw me into public. Arrest them.. 😂
thank you.legend
"In a weightless environment, the psycho bitches can FLY!"
dear god no death from above
+Rufioh Nitram That WAS funny...
+Richard Marshall Bowman lol just remeberedhe said Larry the cable idoit
Loved that line!!;
When you can make me laugh as hard as Bill Cosby did and I can have my ten-year-old sit right next to me laughing just as hard, that's the comedy for me
Love Ron and he´s funny attitute. When is he comming to Denmark ?
RON WHITE WILL GO DOWN AS ONE OF THE BEST STAND UPS OF HIS TIME,.HE KINDA REMINDS ME OF GEORGE CARLIN EXCEPT TALK ALOT SLOWER LOL
See Ron at the Taft n Cincinnati up close and personal... fucking great time
i saw him last saturday in wisconsin dells at the crystal grand. he was really funny cause it was a late show
Absolutely awesome stuff..........God Bless
"we live in the gigantic house that you guys bought us.." Ron you dah MAN!! LMAO
I LOVE RON WHITE HE IS SO FUNNY
once you get to 550lbs....stay home and go for the record hahahaha, this man is classic
" I know you guys will back me up on this" I love some of the things Ron sez on stage. "I might as well hear the rest of them". (for example)
Best Sentence Ever
"Hell yea there's dangers, in a weightless environment the psycho bitches can fly!"
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you stole my steam....but you are correct ! and so is Ron !
One of the best jokes ever. Its funny because it's true!
Don't forget that bear's PAW is as wide as your entire TORSO!!!!
Ron White is hilarious! Where can I watch all of his newest gig, Behavioral Problems?
The coolest Texan since Ann Richards.
Ron and larry get along fine
RON White Rocks
I would love to see him live,I've seen Rodney Dangerfield and tater salad is close
One of my favorites:
"I don't get no respect. I came back early from my last trip, I told the cab driver 'Take me where the action is', he took me to my house!
We get to a couple blocks away from my house , I see a man running down the street. Buck naked! I rolled down the cab window, I said 'Hey buddy how come you running down the street buck naked?', he said 'You came home!'" Rodney Dangerfield 4EVA😢😅
Love this guy
"The psycho bitches can fly."
I was drinking a beer when he said that; it's on my shirt now.
Sad to not have him
Pure genius.
sheeze this prick is funny. I will never forget my first listen to him on an mp3 player while walking to a supermarket ... "I don't know how many bouncers it would take to throw me out of this club ... but I knew how many they were gonnah use." I was laughing so hard I walked into a bus shelter.
I LOVE RON WHITE!!
I just love the fact he alwyas comes on stage with a glass of alcohol and a smoke :P.
I just love his attiude lmao.
"The sign says 'No Dogs'"
"The sign is WRONG."
classic
"Larry the cable idiot" cracks me up every time
Love ron white
The PMS joke was crazy funny 🤣
A few years ago on Valentine’s Day my coworker ps asked me what I was getting my wife. She wanted a vacuum cleaner. They all looked at me like I was crazy all saying we know whose gonna be sleeping on the couch. I pulled a note out of my pocket and said, look this is the model number she wants me to get. Again, funny looks and comments. When we came back the following week I brought in a picture of her kissing me and holding onto the vacuum cleaner. Their minds were blown. I’m so glad I have a practical woman!
Was that Gaberial Iglesias he was sitting next to you on the airplane
The sign's wrong.. The sign should say two dogs! lmfao.. I love that line
Christmas music
love this guy..... funny, smart, and well cured and preserved in alcohol like good pickles. HIS JOKES that is. he is so my facvorite!! and my wife loves the dude. uhh
I saw him in san antonio last year. Kept talking about his retirement and how he didnt want to do this anymore,. I think he is late.
Ron white is bad ass!!
in small doses, Ron White is incredibly funny.
i love this guy the funniest one
hell yeah! I wanna know ahead of time, gosh darnit!!
Ron White has CLASS! lol
haahha this is one of the funniest ron white clips ive seen
he drinks scotch while i watch him...i drink wild turkey while i watch him to make his shit even funnier than what it already is. he is my favorite comedian cause he is so blunt about shit the way it should be
I LOVE THE LAST JOKE! LOL!!!!
best stand up comedian :))
Fun guy. Need to laugh at stuff for awhile.
"Punom panem peno, I can never pronounce that word right.... Ottawah." LOL!
8 year old girl practices her boxing on a tree
I think he meant Vancouver.
i love that last part. lol.
I love how he contiuously raises his glass to take a drink but hardly ever does
Seth Cottrill I’ve always thought it’s a prop to buy time to think of the next joke.
Seth: I think it is actually apple juice.
That's because he's already drunk
It’s for timing for the laughs and jokes.
Just like George Burns
He always used a cigar for his timing.
When he no longer smoked, he just didn’t light them anymore
He had plenty before he went on stage. Sometimes he's so drunk before he goes on stage, he can't even function enough to to his show.
Cheers
Finally like Lenny Bruce, someone that tells it like it is.
Real trucker here. You'll live, right?
LMAO 😂😂😂😂 I LOVES YOU RON WHITE! YOU IS HOT! ❤❤❤❤😊😊😊
"I find it a little ironic that the product they use to keep from ruining my sofa should I spill my drink on it is actually called...Scotchguard! Sometimes things just work out perfect, don't they? 'Yeah, I'm lookin' for a product that's gonna protect my sofa if I spill my Scotch on it. What'd'ya got?' 'We've got Scotchguard.' 'Let's go with that. You got Vodkaguard?'"
I love this joke! LOL :-D Ron White is absolutely hilarious!!! :-)
"How about Spermguard...? It's a busy couch!"
The scotch guard joke is old. Some other comedian did it in the 1970s. He’s probably dead now and can’t sue.
@meRyanP its called a "set". All the great comedians deliver their jokes many times over and over in different venues all the time
The best.
I've missed him and his jokes!!! It seems like him, Bill Engvall, and Jeff Foxworthy don't have much new material...Even Kathy Griffen, All my favorite comedians!!!! :-(
I got to work on his house when he used to live in Suwannee, Georgia
from Fritch, Texas, Ron " Tater Salad " White