Ron White - Poop Tooth - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- While Ron White was on tour, he lost a tooth and went to extremely messy lengths to recover it.
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Get right to the comedian's bit!!
"My name is Ari shaffir and I drug my friends"
Now it can be Nancy Pelosi''s mouth & so much more satisfying!😛
I agree he deserves much more
My brother did this with s a contract lens... peace ✌️🕊️✌️
I watched this while sitting in a been bag chair naked eating cheetos
matthew johnson hopefully drunk af
matthew johnson *Bean
Sounds sticky
Did ya have the urge to get up and send Ron White $1000?
That's disgusting... how could you _eat_ during a story like this? 🤢
Anyone else skip the beginning teaser of the joke, so the show doesn't ruin it for you?
Wish I did :(
Always
Corvus No. How would I know to do that?
Corvus I do the same thing
Corvus No, it helps remind me if I've seen the episode or not before I waste too much time watching the same episode.
This guy always drinks, but never becomes a prick on the job. Respect, Ron's a funny guy, love his stories.
congrats on making the stupidest comment ive seen on the internet today!
He drinks like Julian from TPB. Always with the tumbler in the hand no matter what.
And now he’s sober.
He already is one...
Last time I was this early, Ron was getting thrown out of a bar in New York City
ha!
Tater Salad
miles roddy It is that Albanian nigga from Flushing
Jimmie Adams by how many bouncers
He was thrown into public
Ron is one of the most honest comics you'll ever hear,and that's why we love him,because his life story is so damn funny,,,thanks Ron,we love ya....
Ron White is the only Blue Collar guy I like
Kevin Kropp ty.he is mine as well
Its because he was always last and didnt lean on the crutches of a catchphrase
Kevin Kropp amen. Head and Shoulders above the rest of them
Ive always liked Ron white. He just seems so chill and fun to be around.
@@foobarmaximus3506 do you know from experience or is that just a feeling you have?
Ron White is one of the most underrated comedians alive today.
he isnt really underrated. millions of people see him every year.
No wonder... that sucked.
fenrirdies so your argument is that since he is successful then he is not a good comedian. He has been touring for decades doing the more cities than most comedians. If he was not funny people would not shell out 50 -100 bucks a seat to see him year after year.
yes i am fucking retarded. thanks for pointing that out.
yes..you are right.. and i *still* remember his joke from back in the day about the one-stop shop that was the, "...flagstaff hair care, tire store and airport!," lololol!!...that said: between this comedy set, the comedy set by that comedian on this channel whose last name is, "Park," [Korean-American dude, i think, if someone wants to easily find and check out his video]..but back to my point: between Ron's set here, the Park guy's set and my horror at the numbers of men [some women, too!] who do *NOT* wash their hands after a trip to the, 'loo!!," and knowing *full well* that they have to touch their 'junk' to get the pee/urine out??.. 'no!!' i am *so* over the jokes about distressed bodily functions!! eeeewwww!!..*done!!* :-
I watched this in my beanbag chair eating Cheetos. 😖😝😅🙃😋👍
The video has “Poop Tooth” in the title. As a man, I’m legally required to click on it.
Matt Damon + drugs
mastersoftoday Matt Damon from the future is doing time travel
+ years of drinking scotch and tequila
Never heard of this guy until 2 weeks ago, and easily one of the best/truthful/unashamedly funniest comedians I have ever heard.
Matt check out Bill Hicks. He isn't with us anymore. He and Ron were friends
@@terbailey9978 thnx bruv, will do.
They call meeee.... *TATER SALAD*
oh shid oh fug
I heard he had a son named tater tot.
"Well, I woke up the next morning, and SOMEone. Sh@t. My pants! I don't know who it was... But they like corn!"
One of the best jokes to come out of blue collar comedy tour, right there. Not in this clip, but one of Ron white's classics.
I hate the intro so much. I praise Jeebus when there are ads because it gives me time to turn the volume down so I don't have to listen to the spoiler or the unnecessary alien act out.
World star
G K jeebus is a lie
Joseph Beasley you're a lie😁
Brandon K WHO ARE U TO WAVE UR FINGER U MUSTA BEEN OUT UR HEAD
Brandon K EYEHOLE DEEP IN MUDDY WATER, YOU PRACTICALLY RAISED THE DEAD.
ROB THE GRAVE TO STOW THE CRADLE THEN BURN THE EVIDENCE DOWN
As a guy who's balding at 29 (balding before this), who also knew I would be balding (my uncles are all bald), and thus had long hair while I could, this host has a great mohawk ^^
@@foobarmaximus3506 Why the fuck are you using the phrase "what the fuck", that seems a bit overly aggressive.
Ron's the only blue collar member that I follow to this day after it faded out. He's great, this wasn't one of his better stories but still good.
If drinking alcohol and water, shouldn't it be easier to induce puking?
Ron White:still third generation dont give a fuck
Ron White is so down-to-earth he good have simply popped a chicklet Bubblegum Cube in his mouth & made it work,...The Ron dude is too cool for school I shit you not,& thats why we love him.
“Eat a steaming bowl of fuck.”
I’m definitely using that from now on.
Do you have any known aliases?
They call me, Tater Salad.
I love Ron!! One of my favs!! Even after all these years if he’s on or does a special I’m watching!!!
He has definitely had some great cosmetic surgery. I can't exactly tell what he's had done , but its narrowed his wide load head . I'll give him one thing. He's one funny dude. He can talk about anything and make it hilarious. BTW, I know way to much about his crown experience, than I prefer to. Lol. I swallowed an implant crown . Which BTW happened to cost $3200 so you can bet your ass ,I fished in my shit for that bad boy . Lol .I found it 2days later. Lol
@@foobarmaximus3506 I guess my uncle ripped me off then. Im not sure if it would be considered a regular crown. It was attached to an implant post.
Ron is just a funny dude. Had me rolling the whole time. Was fun to watch. Great video
I use to work with his son at regal movie theater in Charlotte nc he had a huge house out there
I guess just going to a local dentist and getting a new veneer wouldn't have made the story as good.
Screw it.....Don't EVER need a tooth that bad!
“I need it for Wednesday.... and I know where it is” that was amazing
This was great, haven't watched anything from Ron in a while.
Bro why didn't he just try to throw up😂
Nancy Pelosi would be even better.
Hilarious. I died laughing at my desk.
IDK how many it's going to take but I know how many they are going to use ?
Ol tater always makes me laugh!
Ron "Tater Salad" White!!!! Lol! I love his comedy!!!
Ron is comedy legend. Besides his funny stories, his voice is golden. Please don’t retire Ron!!!
Ron has a 10th grade education and I'm about to graduate and I still don't know what ramification means
FooBar Maximus fuck are you talkin about?
That's because you probably attended one of our indoctrination camps that we pretend are "public schools"!!
Bert Johnson yo boys it’s just a joke don’t rlly care to have political conversations or views Jesus lol
The worst intro to a show ever! I always skip forward 2 min just to avoid it! There is always something.
1 min is enough.
Glad to see Ron looking this good. He went through a rough patch for a while, didnt he?
By far one of the funniest damn guys ever!!!
The ad on this video was a crest white strip commercial. You can't tell me that wasn't planed.
A VENEER out my REAR!!
Ron, you are the greatest in the tradition of Lenny Bruce. PLEASE keep telling it like it is! The world needs to know the truth, and only great comics like you can do the job. Your honesty is so uplifting and you uplift all of humanity. God bless!
Only Ron White would tell that story. He is funny. No doubt about it. ......😂
This man, ladies and gents, is the real deal
Ron White is my spirit animal
Great we both feel the same about Nancy Grace hahahaha
His honesty is something else, he is genuine.
I orginally thought this was gonna be about a alcohol swimming pool related incident..... That story is of course hysterical...and NOWHERE near as grouse/graphic
Why does the title intro have to be so long for a youtube video?
Love me some Tater Salad!
sonnermom55 "Bout damn time tater salad and taco salad did a show together" 😂
The story is hilarious but is anyone else thinking “why didn’t he just immediately throw up?”
2nd time watching this some stories i could listen to over and over and never get tired of em lol
When he said “Strainer”, I started laughing when everyone started laughing at that.
6:32 his smile, "and there's the tooth" 😂😂
Should have thrown up
Slow, methodical assassin. So damn funny.
Early 80s same thing but with a 7 tooth bridge damn near same thing
I had to look Nancy Grace up after this.
Grace worked for nearly a decade in the Atlanta-Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney's office as Special Prosecutor. Her work focused on felony cases involving serial murder, serial rape, serial child molestation, and serial arson.[7] Grace left the prosecutors' office after the District Attorney she had been working under decided not to run for reelection.[8]
While a prosecutor, Grace was reprimanded by the Supreme Court of Georgia for withholding evidence and for making improper statements in a 1997 arson and murder case. The court overturned the conviction in that case and found that Grace's behavior "demonstrated her disregard of the notions of due process and fairness and was inexcusable." [9] As well, a 2005 federal appeals opinion by Judge William H. Pryor, Jr. found that Grace "played fast and loose" with core ethical rules in a 1990 triple murder case, including the withholding of evidence and allowing a police detective to testify falsely under oath. The 1990 murder conviction was upheld despite Grace's prosecutorial misconduct.
Just watch a couple of minutes of her show. Then imagine being married to this woman. Ahhh!
I don't think her fiancé was murdered....I think he killed himself to get away from her :)
Should've just induced vomiting the second he swallowed it.
thats too dangerous
Yeah he could of but then it wouldn't have been as funny of a story
My first thought was strainer too man
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Why in the hell would he not down some Ipecac and immediately vomit the tooth out? Tenth grade education sums it up perfectly.
I was curious about the title of this till I heard the whole story and I was dying
wouldnt puking it up immediately after swallowing it have been the most efficient way to recover the tooth? a little ipicac would have solved the problem.
Good point
Would probably cut you up
I thought about that myself but honestly every time I have ever thrown up it has also come out of my nose a lot. I dont want a tooth getting lodged in my sinuses lol
He was probably trolled by the internet when he went searching for an answers.
Mark Reid....his libtard ass is not intelligent enough to figure that out...
with all that money, you would think he can afford a tooth that has not been pooped before
That was pre fame. And if you have ever been poor....... 2000. That is a shit load of money.
He said that he was in St Louis and the dentist he went to was in Beverly Hills. He said he was bankin 2000 a week. Not bad for pre-fame.
Tooth fairy could not find tater in her directory... should have looked under El crappo... lol
882 Comics who did not make it Disliked this video because Ron is a super star talking about pooping in a strainer
Actually this happened to me TWICE.... Now I walk around with a $hit eating grin... If I'm lying I'm dying....
0:58. You're welcome.
I had totally forgotten about Nancy Grace. Oh, what a horrible person that is.
why not just throw it up
He’s still got that SOMETHING
So do you your sexy
Thank you.
The worst thing is I’ve done this exact thing like strainer and all
He will make over a million bucks telling the Poop Tooth story....
TOP 10 OF ALL TIME!!!! LOVE THIS MAN!!!
Ron was smart for thinking about the strainer
I Soo love You Ron .... Anytime I need a damnd good laugh I look you up 😁🙌🙌🙌🙆🙆
Great classy man hilarious and awesome
Am I the only one that wants to raid his humidor(s) ??????
Wow with all due respect Sir the Alcohol is really taking a toll on your body🙄
“ok I’ll watch poop tooth and then I’ll go to bed”
Bet that tooth tasted like refried beans...
Shout-out to the guy at 1:55 who wanted to clap for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour but didn't
The real world.
Haven't seen Tater Salad in a while.
you went from tator salad to poop tooth
one of the best stories on TINH I've seen.
That was a shit story, I guess the guy is a bit long in the tooth owwwww
+Erik Ruiz It was a play on words, I thought you might be able to recognise that from the Dice Clay esque "owwww" at the end but I will explain. That was a "shit" story (as in he was talking about shit) I guess he is a bit long in the "tooth" (as in he was talking about his teeth). Maybe it wasn't the funniest comment I know but I hope I have made it easier for your wittle yankee bwain to understand. Bless
+Erik Ruiz google him lol
those jokes were worse than the story.
Been there done that, I got my crown back.
. . Twin trucks new.
he's great on JRE
"Trying to shit my teeth out"
Lost my front tooth eating a hot dog drunk off my ass at closing time I got from a vendor outside the bar!😂
At two thousand a tooth, it's doubtful my check will clear. Maybe a go fund site
That exact same thing happened to me, twice.
The 1st time, I managed to gain some access to epicac. So I vomited it up.
The 2nd time, I used the exact same technique as Ron.
Except I rinsed it off and put it in a coffee cup with bleach.
It worked both times.
How dko you put a tooth back into place without dental equipment? (Just curious)
@@cB-my5db I know it sounds cliché, but I know a guy...
Ron is way to good to have been touring with Larry the Cable Guy
Sean Kratovil then you don’t know Larry, AKA, Dan.
Ol' poop tooth...ill never call him any other name now. You're now dubbed Ron "Poop Tooth" White.
Ron binge drinks so often I have to imagine he's no stranger to puking, why wasn't that an option for him??
The title itself lol
I personally would of make myself through up. Still gross but the question is poop or puke. At least puking is faster and cleaner.
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