Official Ron White - 'Coupins'

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  • @StonedMickey
    @StonedMickey 2 года назад +222

    Don't care how many years, NO ONE has a delivery like Ron.

  • @bcorbin247
    @bcorbin247 2 года назад +67

    “I don’t like to party where I can’t give somebody money, and they give me back a beer.” Classic

  • @datboimase
    @datboimase 4 года назад +114

    "Alright.... Lemme explain something to you. Its not...... That the wind is blowing.... It is.... What, the wind is blowing" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @glenmills3150
      @glenmills3150 4 месяца назад +1

      @@datboimase 🤣🤣🤣 classic forever line

    • @briankady1456
      @briankady1456 3 месяца назад +4

      If you get hit with a Volvo, it really doesn't matter how many situps you did that morning.

    • @tinkagain
      @tinkagain 2 месяца назад +1

      @@datboimase brilliant!

  • @biden1
    @biden1 2 года назад +457

    To this day I still say “coupins” everytime instead of coupons but no one has ever understood the reference 😂

  • @Jana-TheCraftyGambler
    @Jana-TheCraftyGambler Год назад +21

    My son and I watched Ron White on a talk show when he was little, he’s now 40. It was the most hilarious thing ever! I’m from Tx, we always say “Coupins” now.

  • @michaelsaville9985
    @michaelsaville9985 2 года назад +44

    “What are ya doin Ron?”
    “Waitin on UPS” 😭😂

  • @ZaireDuran-v7f
    @ZaireDuran-v7f Год назад +91

    Mr White could give a master class on timing and delivery.. One of the best 7 minutes of comedy ever..

    • @DJK-cq2uy
      @DJK-cq2uy Год назад +1

      Thanks professor

    • @steveowens913
      @steveowens913 11 месяцев назад +3

      You are so right about delivery !

    • @tinkagain
      @tinkagain 2 месяца назад

      @@ZaireDuran-v7f wholeheartedly agree!

  • @pauldickens2434
    @pauldickens2434 3 года назад +25

    He is actually from Deer Park, Tx. He went to school with my cousin. He has a picture of them sitting on motorcycles in the driveway. Circa 1973.

    • @tonibaird9403
      @tonibaird9403 4 месяца назад +1

      Cool !

    • @tinkagain
      @tinkagain 2 месяца назад

      @@pauldickens2434 He is from Fritch, TX

  • @mikelyczak1384
    @mikelyczak1384 10 месяцев назад +5

    I came for the Coopins, laughed harder at "things that make you go...bleah"...can i get my Coopins back?

  • @amandalowery3984
    @amandalowery3984 2 года назад +15

    I've been such a fan of Ron White's comedy! I laugh so f'ing much whenever I hear his jokes. The Plane Crash, Coupons, Being thrown out from the bar! ALL of his jokes have always made me ROFL & Laughing my a$$ off!!!¡ 💯💯❤️❤️

  • @rodolfolaraleija6780
    @rodolfolaraleija6780 Год назад +85

    One of my all-time Ron White lines- "If you come to Texas and kill someone, we will kill you back. Thats our policy." 😂

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 Год назад +5

      I thought y’all just hid in the hallway like in Uvalde.

    • @rodolfolaraleija6780
      @rodolfolaraleija6780 Год назад +2

      @@davidcat1455 dude...too soon man

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 Год назад +5

      @@rodolfolaraleija6780
      Maybe. I just get sick of this big, tough Texan, BS.

    • @ChaosArchives667
      @ChaosArchives667 Год назад +6

      ​@@davidcat1455Maybe cus you can say that behind a computer screen like a whuss

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 Год назад +2

      @@ChaosArchives667
      You mean, like all the big tough Texans hiding in the hallway while the shooter was still in the classroom? Spare me the macho BS. The whole world saw how “tough” y’all were.

  • @paulmc3457
    @paulmc3457 3 года назад +92

    I freaking love his " Screw everyone, as long as I have my scotch and a half a pack of smokes " 😂 😬

  • @onpsxmember
    @onpsxmember 9 лет назад +183

    Coupins...What?!?
    The delivery is fantastic.
    I just had some coupin-related problems, so i had to watch this part again.
    Love your stuff.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 7 лет назад +2

      Was he on just for laughs?

    • @royroberts5848
      @royroberts5848 7 лет назад

      Yes.

    • @davidstella7224
      @davidstella7224 7 лет назад +1

      Mario Iacolucci. Yes, generally laughs is what a comedian is performing for.

    • @HyBalmy
      @HyBalmy 7 лет назад +1

      Ftt

    • @DavidTerryTAEC
      @DavidTerryTAEC 3 года назад

      @@davidstella7224
      *Woosh*
      it's the Just For Laughs setup.

  • @Keebs03
    @Keebs03 4 года назад +90

    Thank you Mr. White, your comedy helps me through some really tough times. Meds can only go so far for help. A good laugh, now that’s some good stuff.

    • @jennymcmillin5668
      @jennymcmillin5668 2 года назад +1

      Same!!

    • @lourdesprudencio5647
      @lourdesprudencio5647 2 года назад +1

      me too.... take lemon balm, it's for anxiety and depression, NOW I AM GETTING BETTER.... LAUGHING IS ALWAYS GOING TO WORK FOR ME...

    • @ChalkyHonky
      @ChalkyHonky 2 года назад

      Meds ain't gonna help you smoke a joint and laugh life is short dont live it addicted to pharma

    • @naomiemoore5725
      @naomiemoore5725 Год назад

      ​@@lourdesprudencio5647 Didn't work for me . . .

    • @Wolverines4ever-sl1js
      @Wolverines4ever-sl1js 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@lourdesprudencio5647Nobody cares.

  • @MichiganPowersports
    @MichiganPowersports 2 года назад +41

    Im from Kalamazoo where this actually happened. There are seasonal events downtown in a common area and they absolutely force you to buy beer coupons. Yes, everyone hates it.
    And this exact situation has been personally experienced by thousands of residents.

  • @emilyspector2728
    @emilyspector2728 3 года назад +23

    I had the right to remain quiet. I just didn’t have the ability. One of my favorite lines. And for some reason I’ve been saying is Drunk.In.Publik!!!

  • @Aeronaut.18
    @Aeronaut.18 2 месяца назад +4

    He is just so charming, I've got the biggest crush on this man. ☺️

  • @timgraham5240
    @timgraham5240 2 года назад +36

    Mr White could give a master class on timing and delivery.

  • @jackkay3215
    @jackkay3215 5 лет назад +15

    It's rare you find someone new that cracks you up. Brilliant. He should tour Scotland.

  • @giovannibarranca2595
    @giovannibarranca2595 6 лет назад +180

    "Diamonds, that'll shut her up!.......for a minute", OMG, Gold! haha!

  • @moniepony9280
    @moniepony9280 Год назад +2

    Love you Ron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DennisMartinezCalifornia
    @DennisMartinezCalifornia 2 года назад +18

    In line at the grocery store with my coupins 😂👌🏾

  • @emskowable
    @emskowable 5 лет назад +77

    “Alright that’s enough, roll ‘em back up sweetheart” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @amandajoyner6717
    @amandajoyner6717 5 лет назад +27

    I saw him in Vegas. This guy is a friggin genius.

  • @sabster74
    @sabster74 5 лет назад +80

    My wife says "coupins" instead of "coupons" now. Thanks, Ron!

  • @valerienagy8764
    @valerienagy8764 8 лет назад +61

    Ron White is so damn funny, I think I'm in love with him. You can't beat a man with that accent, that brilliant sense of humor, & he's handsome too. Or is it the suit? He is just funny.

    • @Jake-kb9vg
      @Jake-kb9vg 6 лет назад +1

      So your cheat on your husband huh

    • @kneegrow8173
      @kneegrow8173 5 лет назад +1

      Jake you should see him now lol the drugs and alcohol have aged him so fuckin bad

    • @datboimase
      @datboimase 4 года назад +2

      His delivery is amazing

    • @squirrelattackspidy
      @squirrelattackspidy 3 года назад +1

      Aging has aged him too.

  • @southernman22
    @southernman22 Год назад +14

    Ron white was an amusing philosopher.

  • @patrinaperkins1992
    @patrinaperkins1992 3 года назад +14

    This may be one of my all time favorite comedy bits…& also one of the most quoted comedy bits in our house!!!

  • @jonnyboi2536
    @jonnyboi2536 8 лет назад +309

    im from the UK and no one has really heard of him over here, I think hes brilliant

    • @religiousboi2123
      @religiousboi2123 8 лет назад +11

      +jonny boi I live in Alabama.. He's brilliant.. and very few of my friends know of Absolutely Fabulous or Coupling.. They have no idea what they're missing.. LOLOL

    • @jenniferclark9842
      @jenniferclark9842 7 лет назад +11

      Colin Cromwell I'm more into "Are You Being Served?", "Keeping Up Appearances", "The Vicar of Dibley", and "Red Dwarf ".

    • @DarksaberForce
      @DarksaberForce 6 лет назад +7

      Jennifer Clark I'm from Northeast Texas and I watch those shows through PBS.

    • @michael88h
      @michael88h 5 лет назад +3

      Everyone in the southern us has lol

    • @andymanson3836
      @andymanson3836 5 лет назад +2

      Religious Boi Cool, I live in Alabama too.

  • @jakemartin4305
    @jakemartin4305 3 года назад +8

    Ron white will always be the best in my book 💯👏

  • @carolbrasington1743
    @carolbrasington1743 Год назад +9

    Besides being handsome Ron can always make me laugh. He is so funny. Thank you Ron❤

  • @marcwampach4097
    @marcwampach4097 4 года назад +158

    Ron is one hell of a stand-up comic. Few of 'em make me laugh, but he sure does.

    • @generalawareness101
      @generalawareness101 2 года назад +6

      Yep, because he is speaking truth, and down here with the little people we can relate to the shit he is talking about.

    • @dawngeorge7358
      @dawngeorge7358 2 года назад +1

      @@generalawareness101 ppll pp

    • @ChalkyHonky
      @ChalkyHonky 2 года назад

      @@dawngeorge7358 Wtf are babbling about? Translate to English. Wtf are you babbling about?

    • @Idontstealcontent-u4v
      @Idontstealcontent-u4v Год назад

      ​@@dawngeorge7358😅mp

    • @Idontstealcontent-u4v
      @Idontstealcontent-u4v Год назад

      good mperning

  • @pikiwiki
    @pikiwiki 6 лет назад +137

    "if you get hit with a Vooolvo...it doesn't matter how many sit ups you did that morning.." piercing Southern insight right there

  • @65coupestang
    @65coupestang 12 лет назад +384

    "if you get hit with a volvo it dosen't realy matter how many situps you did that day " lmao

  • @morganspencer-churchill2136
    @morganspencer-churchill2136 3 года назад +30

    One of the best 7 minutes of comedy ever.

  • @diannapavich1247
    @diannapavich1247 3 года назад +14

    I was drunk when I watched this and omg most laughter I've had in the past two years

  • @RinLockhart
    @RinLockhart 12 лет назад +24

    It's always great coming back to this guy.

  • @daviddavidson8050
    @daviddavidson8050 5 лет назад +16

    Ron White you're a hoot! Coupins is brilliant comedy.

  • @LampOnAHill-jsm
    @LampOnAHill-jsm 9 лет назад +91

    nothing but a troublemaker! got me waking up the whole house laughing LOUDLY OUT LOUD lololol. I LOVE YOU RON WHITE!!!!

    • @vanessamartinez4626
      @vanessamartinez4626 9 лет назад +1

      +Juliet Marotzke me too.

    • @davidringer4816
      @davidringer4816 6 лет назад

      My dad is a retired Air Force bless his soul I lost him 5yrs ago. He loved your jokes keep the funny up

  • @janbianucci3823
    @janbianucci3823 5 лет назад +5

    I love Ron..he's sharp 'n hysterical. Plus he looks like my old boyfriend who remained a friend. RIP sweet Bill.
    So I get to look at sweet Ron.. he's awesome & funny!

  • @irishboi2411
    @irishboi2411 2 года назад +14

    I love it when he says I'll give you 40 dollars worth of coupins for a burrito with cheese please it's all I got!!

  • @chrislocke1042
    @chrislocke1042 2 года назад +3

    I wish I could afford you see this man live... If you anyone seeing this comment remember us little people that are beneath you..

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer 7 лет назад +77

    "I can run 25 miles wothout stopping!
    You're bleedin...
    ...shit..."
    I laughed myself near to death there.

  • @BlakeNix
    @BlakeNix 5 лет назад +20

    Bought this. Worth it. I've bought most of his specials and they are all among my all-time favorites. Always make me laugh

  • @NevaG2190
    @NevaG2190 3 года назад +33

    I found Ron cause of the Blue Collar Comedy tour and I'm so happy I did because this man is pure gold lmfao

  • @SyracuseOrangemen44
    @SyracuseOrangemen44 12 лет назад +140

    "Mr. White, I don't think Rolex makes a radio." "It was a clock radio. Write the check, premium boy."

    • @DavidCones
      @DavidCones 8 месяцев назад

      What you jealous

  • @bjbrown
    @bjbrown 3 года назад +1

    I was born in Kalamazoo, lived in the Keys on a sailboat for eight years! Now I just live north of Tampa. Hurricanes not too scary but don’t throw me a tornado!

  • @vanessamartinez4626
    @vanessamartinez4626 9 лет назад +13

    Love your style Ron, I'm a fan.

  • @coleritts4901
    @coleritts4901 8 лет назад +25

    Idk why, but this guy was my childhood. Love him.

  • @Raisume24
    @Raisume24 13 лет назад +84

    it isn't THAT.. the wind is blowin'..
    it's..... WHAT! the wind is blowin'!
    Classic. XD

    • @_BLACKSTAR_
      @_BLACKSTAR_ 6 лет назад +4

      "If you get hit with a Volvo, it doesn't really matter how many sit ups you did that morning"
      LOL

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 4 года назад +1

      @@_BLACKSTAR_ If you have a *yield sign* in your spleen, _jogging doesn't come into play._

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 4 года назад +1

      @@andyknightwarden9746 "I can run 25 miles without stopping!"
      "You're bleedin'."
      "Shit..."

  • @helda4850
    @helda4850 4 года назад +7

    I love this guy!

  • @eundahl2011
    @eundahl2011 6 лет назад +9

    Bring yer coopins! I say this all the time time

  • @WenbruReviews
    @WenbruReviews 3 года назад

    Where can I hear the SEARS TIRE CENTER STORY? The Sears store closest to us (2 Counties away😆) closed, but we still just love the tires flying off and the tire college failure😂😂😂😂😂😂PS - enjoying you on the new, world famous Kathleen Madigan pandemic PUBCAST 💯
    Best entertainment ever 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  • @louiserosson7358
    @louiserosson7358 2 года назад +7

    Ron White would be the perfect person to play Doc Holiday in the Western movies.

  • @whippdogkzoo
    @whippdogkzoo Год назад +1

    I was at the Arcadia Site in Kalamazoo last weekend for a festival. Can confirm in 2023: our money is still no good there, and we still need to buy coopins.

  • @sofakingsara
    @sofakingsara 12 лет назад +13

    Who the hell would dislike this guy honestly!!?? LMAO!

  • @ethanming338
    @ethanming338 7 лет назад +27

    Some of his best shit in this special

  • @kelliemoran8167
    @kelliemoran8167 4 года назад +6

    Love Ron White! ❤

  • @clintleffingwell8129
    @clintleffingwell8129 5 лет назад +4

    Surely I'm not the only person who gets thirsty when watching Ron's videos. :-)

  • @budmartino4202
    @budmartino4202 Год назад +1

    You are brilliant 👏

  • @paleoprover8690
    @paleoprover8690 7 лет назад +190

    I'll give you forty dollars worth of coupins for a burrito with cheese!- IT'S ALL I GOT!!!

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 6 лет назад +4

      It sounded like something Tuco from The Good the Bad and The Ugly would say lol

  • @tinkagain
    @tinkagain 4 месяца назад +3

    Best comedian in the USA!

    • @tinkagain
      @tinkagain 2 месяца назад +1

      He is simply brilliant! His timing is impeccable and he is a great man!!

  • @Toots2UTube
    @Toots2UTube 5 лет назад +45

    Ron White is brilliant! I never miss him on tour. Laughing my ass off during the entire show. You gotta love him. :0)

  • @dolliemaske4513
    @dolliemaske4513 12 лет назад +27

    "Till shit started hitting our house I was like FUCK THIS"
    I love that!
    XD

  • @sylviacohen8987
    @sylviacohen8987 4 года назад +6

    He is one of my favorite comedians

    • @shelleyhanson9793
      @shelleyhanson9793 5 месяцев назад

      GEORGE CARLIN WAS ALSO GREAT 😂❤😂❤😂

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 8 лет назад +78

    Just the other day, one of my friends pronounced coupons in a weird way and it instantly reminded me of this.

    • @afterburner2869
      @afterburner2869 7 лет назад +4

      Morgil That just happened to me with a co-worker. She pronounced coupon in a weird way. I asked her about it and she said she got it from Ron White. Now I know what she means.

  • @JTwoPointOh
    @JTwoPointOh 8 месяцев назад +2

    “It isn’t THAT the wind is blowin, it’s WHAT the wind is blowing” lol

  • @DarkPaladin24
    @DarkPaladin24 9 лет назад +134

    "Diamonds...that'll shut her up...for a minute" lmao

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 13 лет назад +14

    Behold the classic humor of Mr. Ron "Tater Salad" White!

  • @JarlIaan
    @JarlIaan 4 года назад +3

    “I love the Blues but they gotta figures some problems out with the festival.” 😂😂

  • @sirsupesafro7637
    @sirsupesafro7637 5 лет назад +8

    5:07 it was at this point that I started cracking up at nearly midnight while the rest of my family was fast asleep.
    I don't even care how I got here.

  • @trunkslamchest7671
    @trunkslamchest7671 27 дней назад +1

    after being in hurricane helene in tampa i still think of its "its WHAT the wind is blowin-" 😭 so true

    • @johnharley7290
      @johnharley7290 26 дней назад +1

      One day ago wow that’s a random time

  • @YvetWest-gt7yn
    @YvetWest-gt7yn 3 месяца назад +1

    Whaaaat tater salad..😅🎉 Get errr done ✅

  • @fashfront
    @fashfront 4 года назад +5

    I fucking love Ron white. But I’ve watched 5 videos of his today, and I’ve heard the topless bar joke 3 times. Admittedly, I laughed the first 2 times

  • @darlenecolston3081
    @darlenecolston3081 4 года назад +7

    Gawd i love his voice and his smile . Ron white will always be number 1 along with bill engvall

  • @Minervastouch
    @Minervastouch 6 лет назад +57

    Lol ron white always makes me want to drink.

    • @seansolomon2267
      @seansolomon2267 3 года назад +2

      It's cause he always has a drink in his hand lol

    • @warriorhudson2594
      @warriorhudson2594 2 года назад

      Looking for any excuse to guzzle alcohol. I don’t imbibe I’ve seen what drinking does to a person’s life, it breaks the hearts of their children, makes some wives cry, because of selfishness. Looks like they’re drinking piss out of a glass 🤣

  • @jenniferbassfirstchannel
    @jenniferbassfirstchannel Год назад +1

    That made me laugh diamonds that’ll shut her up! 😂hilarious!! 😂😂

  • @vanillawillkilya
    @vanillawillkilya 3 года назад +1

    Come back to Boise! We 💕you!

  • @JediBlades42
    @JediBlades42 7 лет назад +455

    After seeing this, I can no longer say the word 'coupon' anymore; it always comes out as 'coupin'

    • @SpinBiscuit
      @SpinBiscuit 6 лет назад +31

      I had gone to a restaurant the other night with a coupon. When we were seated, I told the waitress that I had a "Coupin". She grinned and looked at me and all she said was, "Ron White Fan?"

    • @bg7536
      @bg7536 6 лет назад +7

      Good

    • @jenniferkeegan7199
      @jenniferkeegan7199 5 лет назад +10

      Dear God...ME TOO!!!!

    • @rebeccaeubank1169
      @rebeccaeubank1169 5 лет назад +6

      My husband always says coupins too 😂

    • @Nick-yh6of
      @Nick-yh6of 5 лет назад +7

      I watched this show years ago and I still doit I cant say coupon normal anymore haha

  • @fionarider9048
    @fionarider9048 5 лет назад +4

    Some crazy fans this guy has

  • @Tigers_and_Tarot
    @Tigers_and_Tarot 2 года назад +2

    I love his smile.

  • @jrussellcase
    @jrussellcase 4 месяца назад

    If you ever attend the State Fair Of Texas....you'll totally be able to relate to "Coupins" They do the same thing. You stand in one line, get your coupins, then go get in another line to get your beer, your corn on the cob, your turkey leg, etc.

  • @ACat-pm8kx
    @ACat-pm8kx 8 лет назад +11

    Natural storyteller,funny stuff RW!

  • @jasonbishop2164
    @jasonbishop2164 3 года назад +2

    Rob white, love the info! Bill burr

  • @mikefye5416
    @mikefye5416 11 лет назад +14

    I live about 3 miles from the state theatre, Kalamazoo is the birth place for Gibson guitars, and a huge blues town. Used to be a huge metal capitol until the scenes closed down some years back, its kind of like a ghost town of good musical roots. Western changed the downtown area and killed the scene turning into a crap college town. Some greats played the state theatre, from Hendricks to Metallica!

  • @Rblks1
    @Rblks1 5 лет назад +10

    The man, pure genius.

  • @crabbybutt1
    @crabbybutt1 13 лет назад +6

    I love his humor...he's great!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @OmegaVideoGameGod
    @OmegaVideoGameGod 2 года назад +1

    Lol 😆 the way he says what?!

  • @t0ny1189
    @t0ny1189 12 лет назад +98

    Ron White is the only Blue Collar Comedy member that has ever made me laugh

  • @negrudzu
    @negrudzu 3 года назад +6

    Its called "being naturally funny" folks!

    • @ham7357
      @ham7357 2 года назад

      Actually he’s been using the same jokes for decades and his delivery and timing here are infinitely better than 10 years before this. So not natural he worked at it

  • @Tommybearyo
    @Tommybearyo 11 лет назад +59

    "I CAN RUN 25 MILES WITHOUT STOPPING!" You're bleeding...

  • @jasondavidstapleton8337
    @jasondavidstapleton8337 Год назад +3

    i love him still funny

  • @troymartin4260
    @troymartin4260 4 года назад +8

    As an insurance agent, I can confirm that I do like being called premium boy

  • @rebeccalyons1090
    @rebeccalyons1090 Месяц назад +1

    I SO GET IT

  • @WarriorMigs24
    @WarriorMigs24 2 месяца назад +1

    So good

  • @gregorywayneadams
    @gregorywayneadams 11 лет назад +6

    the funniest man alive...period!

  • @winonamassingill7895
    @winonamassingill7895 Год назад +1

    I lived in Fritch Texas and worked in the post office there for 21 years until I was given early retirement because of having broken bones 🦴 in both of my feet 👣 so many times. I think I know the police man there who lived 4 houses 🏘️ down from Ron White and arrested him one ☝️ time for driving on the sidewalk. I think he was Jim Hudson and he was Chief of Police 👮‍♂️ when we lived there but Ron White had already left by then.

  • @dawnpierce2795
    @dawnpierce2795 5 лет назад +2

    I love the comedy on you tube 👌!!!!!!

  • @strNinjaSquirrl
    @strNinjaSquirrl Год назад +2

    "That's enough roll em back up" I'm dead

  • @dlighted8861
    @dlighted8861 6 лет назад +5

    Big smile on my face.😁
    Next time remember Blaupunkt.😉

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 года назад

      Do you know where those are from fly boy